Shannon: Hey, Bianca. You are not going to believe what Mindy found.
Bianca: A life?
Shannon: Ok, give her a teensy hint.
Mindy: Behind the gym in a dumpster.
Bianca: Let me guess -- my journal.
Shannon: Yes.
Heather: Oh, my God, you're like a psychic friend.
Mindy: It got a little yucky.
Heather: But it's all in one piece. Nothing missing.
Shannon: So, mystery solved. Are we cool?
Bianca: "Cool"?
Mindy: Yeah, like, you know, you don't have to call the cops because nothing happened.
Heather: Right. Yeah.
Bianca: You stole my private thoughts and put them on the internet. If you do anything like this again, I swear I will make you wish that you were dead.
Shannon: Speaking of zombies, how are you and Laura getting along these days?
Bianca: What do you mean?
Shannon: I mean, I don't know if you two are buds anymore.
Bianca: You mean after what you did to us?
Shannon: Well, anyway, you might want to give her a hand. The girl is totally wasted.
Bianca: Oh, my God.

Jake: Hey.
Joe: A little light reading?
Jake: Yeah. Yeah, I'm just checking something out.
Joe: Uh-huh. Don't bother hiding the title. I recognize the cover. It's Harmon's "Comprehensive Heart Disease." Thinking of changing your specialty?
Jake: I think you know what I'm doing.
Joe: I think you know how I feel about that.
Jake: David Hayward is a fraud, Dad, and I'm going to prove it.
Joe: You are? At whatever cost? Your brother's been trying to do the same thing. He's become obsessed. It's taken over his life. You want that to happen to you?
Jake: That's not going to happen to me.
Joe: Let the criminal justice system take care of David Hayward.
Jake: He belongs in prison right now or at least in their hospital ward.
Joe: Well, his heart is still unstable.
Jake: That's because he keeps manipulating his heart. I'm going to figure out how he's doing it. That way he can spend the rest of his time recuperating in the Statesville infirmary.
David: Judge Pomeroy. I'm glad you felt well enough to make it.

Judge Pomeroy: You sent a very determined messenger. Your mother would not take no for an answer. I'll call you if I need help. So, I'm face to face with the infamous Dr. Hayward. How's your hand?
David: So you heard?
Judge Pomeroy: I did a little homework.
David: My hand is better, thank you. How is your heart?
Judge Pomeroy: That's no concern of yours, Dr. Hayward. I already have a cardiologist.
David: Have they given you odds?
Judge Pomeroy: I have a fighting chance.
David: In other words, get your will in order.
Judge Pomeroy: You should probably do the same. God knows what will happen to you in prison, assuming you're convicted, which is likely. You did confess, after all.
David: So I guess it's safe to say that we're both in a jam. Only the clock is ticking louder for you.
Judge Pomeroy: Nothing I can do about that.
David: Maybe I can if you let me. You get your life back, and I get mine. Interested?

Alex: Karaoke hell!
Dimitri: I just brought you out here so I could sing to you all by my lonesome, Darling.
Alex: Oh, please don't sing anymore.
Dimitri: Was that enough?
Alex: Yes.

Greenlee: Help!
Dimitri: What was that?
Greenlee: Somebody help me!
Dimitri: Who's that? Where is she? Came from this way.

[Greenlee screams]

Leo: What happened? Wait, wait, wait --
Greenlee: I turned on the light, and there's this man with a knife and all this blood.
Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. It's ok. It's ok.
Greenlee: You don't know that. He was going to kill me!
Leo: Who -- who was?
Greenlee: I guess I screamed, and I couldn't find the handle --
Leo: The handle? What handle? What -- Greenlee?
Greenlee: To the closet door. We were trapped inside, and he was hiding there with his knife and all this blood!
Gillian: Help. Wolf. Help.
Greenlee: Shut up! I am not crying wolf.
Gillian: Oh, please. Come on, Greenlee!
Greenlee: He is in the supply closet right down the corridor. Go look.
Dimitri: Something's definitely got her worked up.
Ryan: Yeah, something like her imagination.
Gillian: Yeah, she loves to be the damsel in distress.
Ryan: So Leo will come to her rescue.
Greenlee: That is not true. He was real.
Ryan: Really? Sort of like last time that you drowned right about there? She poured water all over herself so that Leo would come to her rescue.
Gillian: And give her mouth-to-mouth.
Greenlee: I get that every day. I don't need to put on a show.
Gillian: Then why don't you stop performing, Greenlee? Come on, everybody. Why don't we go back inside.
Greenlee: Would you people listen to me! There is a guy on this yacht with a knife. He's wounded, and he's desperate. And if we don't get turned around and get help, this maniac is going to come after us and pick us off one by one. Is that what you want?
Leo: Whoa, hey. You guys, wait. Hold on a second. I didn't believe her at first, either, but -- you're telling the truth. You really are scared, aren't you?
Greenlee: A month ago, I would have told them, "Hey, let him murder us all." But you and I are together now, and if anything happened to you --
Leo: Greenlee, you better n be making this up.
Greenlee: I'm not. If I am, let a bolt of lightning fry me right here. Leo, please believe me.

Dimitri: Listen, you and I know that this could be about your sister. We know that somebody's after her.
Alex: You think she's telling the truth?
Dimitri: Look, I'm --
Alex: Anna is safe with Edmund. No, I'm not worried.
Dimitri: Ok.

Leo: Greenlee, can you describe the guy? Is he short, tall, fat, slim? What was he wearing?
Greenlee: The knife. That's all I remember -- a great big knife.
Leo: A steak knife or a cleaver or what?
Greenlee: I don't know.
Leo: Do you remember anything else?
Greenlee: There was blood, like he was hurt or something. Ryan: Wait a second. Remember the blood that we saw on the floor there?
Leo: Yeah.
Greenlee: You see? I bet there's a trail from the deck to the closet. Would you guys please just look? Then you'll know that I'm telling the truth.

Dimitri: Ok, ok, ok. We're going to look just to make sure, all right? But if your story doesn't pan out, Ms. Smythe, we are chucking you in the brig.
Leo: Do we have a brig?
Gillian: Or better yet, Greenlee can walk the plank.
Greenlee: Leo --
Leo: You'll be fine, Greenlee.
Greenlee: No, she hates me. Besides, what if he comes back?
Gillian: Greenlee, why don't you put this around your neck because you may need it when the men come back empty-handed.

David: So, that's the bottom line, Judge Pomeroy. I'm an innocent man.
Judge Pomeroy: Then why did you confess?
David: I was in love, and I thought that I lost this amazing woman forever. What can I say? I was out of my mind.
Judge Pomeroy: What brought you back to your senses?
David: I came to realize that this woman still cared for me.
Judge Pomeroy: That's quite a story, Dr. Hayward. I'm not sure I buy a word of it.
David: Have you ever been in love, Judge?
Judge Pomeroy: If you met my wife, you wouldn't ask me that.
David: Children?
Judge Pomeroy: Two little boys.
David: Hmm. You're a very lucky man.
Judge Pomeroy: I used to think so. I should get back to my room. I have a big day tomorrow, running more tests.
David: Why? So they can confirm what they already know? Your heart is failing. You've had episodes of V-Fib for a long time now. You're getting weaker. You're passing out.
Judge Pomeroy: My cardiologist put me on drugs.
David: And they're less effective now.
Judge Pomeroy: Yes.
David: So they're going to try new drugs. That's like slapping a band-aid on a severed limb. Your episodes are going to get worse, judge, and sooner or later you're going to arrest. Could be a day now.
Judge Pomeroy: Are you telling me to give up hope? Are you?
David: I've operated on five men who suffer from your condition.
Judge Pomeroy: And?
David: I could give you their phone numbers. They're all alive. You can talk to them.
Judge Pomeroy: How many years?
David: Well, the first one I operated on was five years ago and counting.
Judge Pomeroy: Living a normal life?
David: Within limits.
Judge Pomeroy: Could I continue to sit on the bench?
David: You're probably going to still have to retire, but you will be able to see those boys grow up, get married, maybe have children of their own.
Judge Pomeroy: My retirement fund would run out before that.
David: Well, then, I guess that's an issue that we have to address.
Judge Pomeroy: "We"?
David: Any type of stress could have a direct effect on the heart. So I like to make it part of my practice to work with my patients to relieve that stress in any way that we can. Now you, for instance, would need to make sure that your nest egg doesn't vanish. And that would require what? A large infusion of cash.
Judge Pomeroy: Your hand appears to be broken, Dr. Hayward. How can you operate on anyone?
David: Well, it was a lucky break, so to speak. No permanent damage. I'll be out of commission for maybe a day or two. No big deal. In fact, they're operating on me today.

David: Jake, what the hell are you doing, just barging into my room like this?
Jake: Are you Judge Pomeroy?
Judge Pomeroy: Yes. Is there a problem?
Jake: Did you know this guy's faking a heart condition? So what are you up to now, David? You trying to con a judge?

Bianca: Whoa --

[Heather coughs]

Bianca: Laura, don't you think maybe you went a little too heavy with the perfume?
Laura: You know those free samples at Lacey's? I decided to try them all. They're like different bars of music. I can smell the perfume. Isn't that wild? They're like different notes. They're swarming all over my body. I can feel it.
Bianca: Laura, do you think maybe we should sit down?
Laura: Sure.
Bianca: The color is all drained out of your eyes.
Bianca: How much of that stuff did you take?
Laura: Triple hit.
Bianca: That's too much, Laura!
Laura: No, it's not. I feel great. I'm flying. And it's not like I'm stoned or anything. I just feel, like, speedy.
Bianca: Is that why your hands are shaking?
Laura: Are they? Oh, it's just the vibrations. The whole world vibrates like a heart. If you took some of this stuff, you'd feel it, too, and we'd be part of, like, the same rhythm. I bet we'd even be friends again.
Bianca: You keep swallowing, Laura.
Laura: Mm-hmm. So, I'm thirsty. So what?
Bianca: You could be dehydrated. Isn't that one of the side effects?
Laura: You sound like a public service announcement. Bianca: Fine, fine. I'll shut up. But I think we should go somewhere else.
Laura: Ok. We could crash on Leo's engagement. Leo got engaged to Greenlee.
Bianca: Really?
Laura: I just found out myself. You know what? They deserve each other. And this won't last.
Bianca: That's it. I'm taking you home.
Laura: Home? Oh, wait. Wait, where's home? Will you remind me? Is it Pine Valley? No, no, no. No, it's New York, right? Back on the streets? Or no, maybe you mean on the internet because I pretty much live there. It's just click on smut. I'm available night and day.
Bianca: I can't imagine what that's like.
Laura: No, but you can judge me anyway, can't you?
Bianca: I'm not judging you.
Laura: You just want to bring me down.
Bianca: I just don't want to see you hurt yourself.
Laura: I'm not. So back off, ok? If I wanted to be insulted, I'd be hanging out with those scorpions. Looks like they're off to torture somebody else.
Bianca: Laura, we should really get home. Your mom is waiting for you, I'm sure, right now --
Laura: Oh, you mean Brooke? She's not my real mom. She's just a nice lady who decided to take in a pathetic stray.
Bianca: Laura, that's not true. You wouldn't be saying any of this if you weren't so messed up. Brooke loves you like a daughter.
Laura: But I'm not. I'm a stranger. I don't know why I didn't see that before.
Bianca: Because it's not true.
Laura: No, I -- it's like I can see the whole world, and it goes on forever and ever. And I don't really belong anywhere.

David: Judge Pomeroy, this is Dr. Martin, our resident angry young man.
Judge Pomeroy: And he's suggesting I can be suborned?
Jake: And just how hard were you trying, David? Did you get to the bribe yet?
David: Jake, this man is a patient here. He's suffering from a very serious heart condition. I feel his doctors are too conservative in their approach. I was offering him a second opinion.
Jake: And you told him you could save his life.
David: As a matter of fact, I can. He needs a defibrillator implanted. I have the surgical know-how. It's a radical approach, but he has to decide as to whether or not he wants me to perform it. So why don't you back off, Jake, and not give him any more stress than he already has. Let him make his own decisions.

Joe: Dr. Martin -- may I talk to you outside, please?

Joe: Jake -- when we talked earlier, did you hear a word I said?
Jake: Dad, listen, he is in there --
Joe: I feel the same way about Hayward as you do. We agree on that. But he's a patient here now, and your vendetta must stop at the doorsill. Now, if you interfere any more, Jake, I'm going to have to suspend you. So I'm telling you for the last time -- stay away from him. Let the law take its course.
Jake: He is subverting the law, all right? He is in there right now trying to con that judge.
Joe: That judge is a patient here.
Jake: He's not David Hayward's patient.
Joe: Well, all right. If there's a funny business going on, we'll deal with it when the time comes. But meanwhile, don't you have other patients that you are neglecting?

David: Forget about Dr. Martin. He's a hothead. Believe me, people laugh at him.
Judge Pomeroy: You don't seem to be laughing.
David: Because I find his harassment a nuisance. Look, he's a minor problem. Our real enemy right now is time -- yours is running out and I'm going to have way too much on my hands in prison. Now, I figured a way out for both of us, but only if you take it.

Davis: Hello, Mother.
Vanessa: Hello, Darling.
Judge Pomeroy: Mrs. Cortlandt.
Vanessa: How are you, Judge?
Judge Pomeroy: Uneasy.
David: My mother has brought some papers for you to look over. Maybe they'll help you decide.
Judge Pomeroy: What kind of papers?
David: Oh, some things you'll need to help plan your retirement.
Judge Pomeroy: I'll take these documents under advisement. When do you need an answer?
David: As soon as possible. I have to schedule the surgery.
Judge Pomeroy: I'll get back to you by morning.
Vanessa: Oh, let me help you.

Vanessa: David, could it happen? Could you really be free?
David: I guess we'll have to see how this plays out. Either he'll sic the cops on us for trying to bribe him or he'll tell me to sharpen my scalpel, we have ourselves a deal.

Laura: You know what's really weird?
Bianca: What?
Laura: When I call Brooke "Mom."
Bianca: Why?
Laura: Because I had a real mom, but she died in an SRO.
Bianca: She's always going to be a part of you. I'm sure that Brooke understands that.
Laura: Yeah, I guess. You know, I can try to do the same, too. I mean, I can never replace her daughter. But I know she loves me.
Bianca: She does.
Laura: Or at least her version of me.
Bianca: What do you mean?
Laura: I mean, to Brooke, I'm like the perfect woman, you know. But this is who I really am.
Bianca: Yeah, sometimes, maybe. And sometimes I look in the mirror, and this is what I see.

[Laura laughs]

Laura: Exactly. But Brooke doesn't see that. She has all these expectations.
Bianca: And you feel trapped?
Laura: Completely.
Bianca: And that's when you load up on drugs.
Laura: Yeah. Just to open up the cage, and then I'm free.
Bianca: For a little while and then you're back in the cage and it's smaller. I know. I was in rehab. I know what addiction is like.
Laura: Yeah, but I'm not you. I don't have an eating disorder. I'm not an addict. Not even close. I just wanted to take a little vacation from myself. What's wrong with that? You know what? I appreciate your concern, but you don't really know me. And I think you're right all along. We can't really be friends. Oh --
Bianca: What?
Laura: Oh --
Bianca: What? Laura?
Laura: Oh, man.
Bianca: Say something. What?

[Gillian screams]

Alex: Oh.
Gillian: Greenlee, look -- isn't that a mermaid?
Leo: Gillian, could you knock it off, please?
Gillian: After she tried to scare us out of our wits?
Greenlee: That wouldn't be far. Did you find him?
Ryan: No, we found nothing.
Greenlee: But he was there. I saw him.
Gillian: Maybe he didn't have a big knife in his hands. Maybe he had a mop.
Ryan: But I'd like to thank you. Everybody was having a wonderful evening, and then you ruined it.
Alex: The evening is salvageable. Come on.
Ryan: Yeah, let's hope so.

Greenlee: Leo, where are you going?
Leo: Greenlee, please --
Greenlee: You can't believe I made this up.
Leo: You promised me you were going to try to be more normal.
Greenlee: Honest to God, I've been trying.
Leo: You just can't live without a crisis, can you?
Greenlee: Do you really think that I wanted that maniac to come after me? There he is! I told you!
Leo: Hey, hey.
Ryan: Hey, hey, hey!

[Splash]

Alex: Where is he?
Dimitri: He's coming up right there, Ryan.
Alex: He's going under!
Gillian: Ryan, be careful!

Leslie: Penny for your twisted thoughts.
David: Leslie. I don't believe this. They let you wander around the hospital after you tried to kill me?
Leslie: Don't worry. I'm being guarded. But I needed the exercise, David. I mean, that psych ward is so depressing. And I like to keep my eye on you. In fact, I saw who was visiting you this morning. I was very impressed.
David: I don't know what you're talking about.
Leslie: Oh, right. Top-secret, huh? Well, it makes sense. I mean, what's the point of getting cozy with a judge if everyone finds out?
David: You must have been stalking the wrong room, Leslie. I didn't have any visitors, which is the way I'd like to keep it. So why don't you shuffle on back to your own room, huh? Bounce off the rubber walls for a while.
Leslie: Well, you see, I'm being transferred to Oak Haven, and I just wanted to say good-bye. I feel like I'm losing a friend, the evil twin I never had.
David: Leslie, you and I couldn't be any more different if we tried.
Leslie: I admit, I used to think that you couldn't keep up with me. But after today -- I mean, you would do anything to get what you want -- even bribe a judge. I am in awe of you. I mean, you are totally ruthless, David, just like me. There's nothing that can stop us.
David: Well, that's hardly true, Leslie. You're off to a loony bin, and I'm fighting criminal charges.
Leslie: Oh, please, you'll beat them. And then you'll get on with your life and you'll say bye-bye to Dixie. You never belonged with that whimpering do-gooder in the first place. I know Dixie was trying to make a new man of you. Sorry. Not going to happen. Because you and I are exactly alike, and we're never going to be saved.

Guard: Time is up, Ms. Coulson. Got to go.
Leslie: I'll miss you. You're the only man who could be my brother in crime.

Roger: I'm a busy man, Vanessa. I'm not very fond of being summoned.
Vanessa: Oh, I'm sorry, Roger. Were you right in the middle of blackmailing someone else?
Roger: Do you have the money?
Vanessa: Right here, right in front of security cameras?
Roger: Now, unless I've miscounted, which I rarely do, this is half of what we agreed upon.
Vanessa: Roger, there's $500,000 there. Half a million dollars. That is all I could put together. And considering the fact that you're literally stealing it from me, you should be very grateful to get that much.
Roger: Well, I'm so sorry, but this is chump change compared to my daughter's trust fund.
Vanessa: Well, yes, and what a pity that you're not entitled to one bloody cent of that, either.
Roger: Yes, but your son will be when he marries Greenlee. I just want a share. Otherwise I'll be forced to reveal that ugly little secret of yours.
Vanessa: Roger, I know you're not very bright, so I will walk you through this, all right? First off, I do not have my hands on Greenlee's money. Neither does Leo. And this is the second part you probably have missed is they are not married yet. So if you decide to expose us now, you will kill the golden goose for all of us, hmm?
Roger: Oh, yes, that's right. They do have to tie the knot before he can raid her trust fund.
Vanessa: Oh, bingo. And worse, what if he really loves the girl and decides not to steal from her at all? And with the ever-changing Leo, anything can happen, you know? So, Roger, my dear, why don't you just take the half million dollars and consider that payment in full.
Roger: And if I decline?
Vanessa: You know, I think I could make your unhappy life even worse.
Roger: An idle threat. Oh, very well. I guess you're not half as clever as you think you are. My mistake. Ta.

Roger: Well, Vanessa, you had your chance. Time to play ball with the big dogs.

Alex: Ok, easy, easy. Dimitri: I got his head, I got his head.
Gillian: Is he breathing? Is he breathing?
Ryan: He was conscious when I got to him, but he passed out.
Alex: Oh, he's not breathing. Ok.
Leo: He's got a bad cut over here, too.
Ryan: Come on, come on, come on!
Dimitri: Come on, kid, come on.
Ryan: Is he all right?
Leo: He's cut really bad. You got to check --

[coughing]

Dimitri: That's a good sign. Good, good, good, good.
Alex: Take deep breaths. Relax. You're all right --
Gillian: Ryan, we've seen him before. Remember the young man at BJ's -- you talked to him?
Ryan: You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right. I knew I recognized him.
Alex: All right, I got to stop his bleeding. Somebody get me something. Get me a towel.
Dimitri: Take this.
Alex: Great.
Ryan: Listen, listen, listen. Gillian, we got to get back to the dock. Tell the captain it's an emergency, all right?
Gillian: All right.

Dimitri: Hold on a second. You've spoke to this kid before?
Ryan: I tried to speak to him, but he took off, he bolted on me.
Dimitri: Why the hell is he stowing away on a yacht?
Greenlee: All bloody and gross like I told you, not that anyone would listen to me while I tried to save your lives.
Leo: We're sorry, Greenlee.
Alex: All right, this isn't enough. I need something else.
Greenlee: That's it? That's the apology I get? "We're sorry, Greens."
Leo: Don't push it, ok?
Greenlee: We could be chum right now.
Leo: Too bad for the sharks because none of us would be in one piece if it weren't for you, Greenlee. I'm proud of you.
Greenlee: Really?
Leo: Really truly. All right. Now we just have to figure out who this guy is, where he came from.
Alex: Well, I'll tell you one thing -- he's in shock. And that wound is badly infected. If we don't get him to the ER, We're never going to find out who he is.
Ryan: All right, let's go.
Dimitri: Let's do it.
Ryan: All right, on three. One --
Dimitri: Nice and even.
Ryan: Two --
Alex: Easy.
Ryan: Three.

Vanessa: David, have you heard anything from Judge Pomeroy yet?
David: No, not yet.
Vanessa: What is taking him so long?
David: Well, it's because he has to pretend with himself that he's wrestling with his conscience. After he's won that battle, then he'll do exactly what I want. He'd rather be corrupt and alive than ethical and dead.
Vanessa: I certainly hope so. It'd break my heart to have a son of mine locked away.
David: Yeah, well, you must have been a wreck when Leo was rotting in a jail for a crime that you'd committed.
Vanessa: Oh, come on, David. Don't do this to me now. Something's wrong. What is it? Tell me.
David: Nothing.
Vanessa: It is. You know a mother knows. Even a wicked one.
David: I ran into Leslie outside. She's on her way to Oak Haven.
Vanessa: They let that Coulson woman near you after she tried to murder you right here in this hospital?
David: This isn't about me being afraid of Leslie. I'm not.
Vanessa: But she upset you.
David: It was just something that she said.
Vanessa: Well, the woman is completely insane. Why would you listen to her?
David: You're right. You're right. I should have just walked away. I've got to get out of here.
Vanessa: Fine, fine. That's what I want to hear. There's the son I know and I love, and I've finally got him back.
David: I was never lost, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Oh, but, Darling, you were. You were. You had me so worried all the time you were under Dixie Martin's spell. You were not yourself. Not at all.
David: Who was I, then?
Vanessa: Well, a fool who'd stand up in court and loudly incriminate himself.
David: Yeah, that was a big mistake.
Vanessa: Well, well, now you're doing aggressive damage control, just like I would do, David. You are taking care of yourself. You're being selfish. It's always worked for me, and, after all, you are your mother's son. But, darling, you want something, you go after it, and to hell with what anybody else thinks about you. I mean, bribe a judge. I'd do the same thing in your spot --
David: Enough! Stop telling me how alike we are. I don't want to hear it. Just leave me alone, Vanessa. I mean it! Go!

Bianca: Here. I brought you some water.
Laura: Oh, thank you.
Bianca: What are these?
Laura: They're some pictures I took last weekend in that neighborhood. They're making way for urban renewal.
Bianca: They're beautiful. I mean, what you do with black and white, it's -- they're sad. Is that what you were going for?
Laura: You know, trying to make sense of the words "Urban Renewal." See that man's face?
Bianca: Yeah what's he looking at?
Laura: He's looking at the wrecking ball that's slamming into his house.
Bianca: These are amazing, Laura.
Laura: Yeah, I wanted to see if I was still high. I figured if I was, it wouldn't really get to me.
Bianca: But it did?
Laura: Yeah.
Bianca: You should be doing more work like this.
Laura: You think so?
Bianca: Absolutely. Show people things in a different light.
Laura: Oh, kind of like drugs?
Bianca: No, that's not what I meant at all. Maybe I should go.
Laura: Hey, I was just kidding. Jeez, chill out.
Bianca: I don't think it's very funny, Laura.

[Laura groans]

Bianca: What? Laura: No, I just had a jolt. I -- no, no, it's ok. I'm fine. Sweeney said it might --

[Laura groans]

Laura: Listen, will you stay with me until I'm back to my normal self?
Bianca: Yeah. You're sweating, Laura.
Laura: No, no -- my skin is just crawling all over my body. I can't seem -- I can't seem to catch my breath.

Greenlee: Is that guy going to make it ?
Leo: I think so. They're driving him to the ER right now.
Greenlee: I guess he wouldn't have jumped if I hadn't yelled.
Leo: Come on, Greenlee, it's not your fault. The guy could still be a maniac. We don't know. He was trespassing.
Greenlee: Right. And I could have calmly let people know that. Instead, I was like, "the blood, the blood --"
Leo: So you overreacted a little bit. It's ok.
Greenlee: Yeah, but I was trying so hard to be normal.
Leo: You were getting there.
Greenlee: Ryan said I ruined the party. How normal is that?
Leo: For you?
Greenlee: I'm serious, Leo. I don't want to be a brat anymore.
Leo: Ok, Greenlee. For starters, when we're with people, why don't you try going with the flow a little bit? I mean, would it have killed you to sing one song?
Greenlee: Karaoke makes my teeth hurt.
Leo: Ok, well, what about dinner when you had to critique the wine?
Greenlee: I know. I shouldn't have said anything. But sometimes it's like -- it's like my mouth is in overdrive, set to super obnoxious, and people are staring at me like I'm this talking dog with rabies.
Leo: Well, then, give me a shot because I love you. I love you so much.
Greenlee: Still?
Leo: Mm-hmm. I've never been one for normalcy anyway, Greenlee. You know that.
Greenlee: Me, either.

Alex: Who's on call? Who's on call?
Jake: Right here. What have you got?
Alex: Ok, he was pulled from the water, breathing but unconscious. He has a traumatic wound to the leg. I can't control the bleeding. He's getting shocky, right?
Jake: Yeah, yeah, he's rapid and thready. Listen, I need him in cubicle one, and let's get some ringers set up here.
Alex: Nurse, would you put pressure on this? Strong pressure. He's bleeding bad. You all right? You look kind of beat. I can do this.
Jake: Yeah, yeah. Are you sure?
Alex: Yeah, I'm positive.
Jake: Thank you.
Joe: Do we know who this person is?
Dimitri: No, not yet. No wallet, no ID.
Ryan: He just showed up on the yacht.

Leslie: I don't like emergency rooms.
Guard: You won't be here long. Don't worry. Let me go see if your ride is here. Don't move. I'll be right back.

Leslie: To take me to a padded cell? I don't think so.

Greenlee: "Wolf.
Help. Wolf."
Leo: Be scared, little girl. We're all alone.
Greenlee: On a great big empty yacht.
Leo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Greenlee: Let's finish what we started before that stowaway interrupted us.
Leo: Hide-and-seek?
Greenlee: You won't have any trouble finding me.

[Greenlee laughs]

Greenlee: Daddy.
Roger: There you are. I've been looking for you.
Greenlee: But I haven't done anything.
Roger: No? I hear congratulations are in order.

Vanessa's voice: You're taking care of yourself. You're selfish. But that's always worked for me. And you are your mother's son.
Leslie's voice: I'll miss you. You were the only man who could be my brother in crime.
Vanessa's voice: You want something, you go after it, and to hell with what people think of you.
Leslie's voice: I know Dixie wanted to make a new man of you. Sorry. Not going to happen because you and I are exactly alike, and we're never going to be saved.

Bianca: Laura, we have to do something. Don't try to talk. It's ok. Wait.
Laura: Oh, man, my heart --
Bianca: It's racing?
Laura: Like a freight train.
Bianca: Here. Lean on me. Lean on me. Ok.

Joe: How long was he in the water?
Alex: Not long. Maybe two minutes. Thank you.
Joe: Well, his lungs are clear. Still, we should get him started on broad-spectrum antibiotics.
Alex: Oh, yeah, definitely. He'll need those because of the wound.
Joe: Yes. And a tetanus shot as well.
Alex: Oh, ok. Nurse? Tetanus. Thanks.
Joe: Well, hi. Welcome back. I'm sure you must be confused. You were unconscious. Everything's all right. You're in a hospital.
Alex: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Joe: Easy, easy.
Alex: You need to lie still. Can you lie still?

Leslie: I just want to stretch my legs.
Guard: Ok.
Leslie: Must be hard work, moving medical equipment around all day, knowing lives are depending on you.
Man: It's a responsibility.
Leslie: A huge one. What's in those canisters, anyway?
Man: Some kind of new anesthetic.
Leslie: Dangerous? Man: From what they tell me, if you take too much of it, you could die laughing.


ON THE NEXT - - ALL MY CHILDREN

Dixie: I want my best friend back.

Roger: Women marry men who remind them of their fathers.
Greenlee: Leo is nothing like you.
Roger: Don't be so sure.

Jake: What's happened here?

Alex: She said something about the ER.
Dimitri: Alex? Alex?

Bianca: Somebody help --