Roger: I was hoping that this
wedding could be an occasion
for us to mend fences and bring
this family together.
Leo: I'm not the one who tore
it apart, Roger.
Roger: Well, still,
you're -- you're marrying
my only daughter, Leo.
I'd like to be the one to give
her away.
Leo: Look, you did that
a long time ago.
I told you to stay away
from Greenlee.
Roger: Well, you told me that
she belongs to you now.
I accept that.
But part of her will always be
mine.
Greenlee will always be
my little girl.
Leo: Ok, ok.
It's time for you to leave.
Greenlee: No. Leo, wait.
Let him stay.
Leo: Why, Greenlee?
Greenlee: I want my father
to see what real love looks
like.
Dixie: Wow.
Looks like you cleaned out
the Linen Locker.
Tad: Yeah.
I needed a few things.
Dixie: I can see that.
You got a very nice selection
here of sheets and pillowcases.
Tad: Uh-huh.
Dixie: Got some towels,
got some bedspreads.
Tad: Everything.
Dixie: Something in there?
Tad: Uh-huh.
Dixie: You moving
in with Jake?
Tad: Nope.
I'm looking for my own place.
I got everything in here
but a dust ruffle.
Dixie: Well, that's not
exactly a guy thing.
Tad: Neither is shopping
for sheets.
What animal exactly does percale
come from, anyway?
Dixie: Beats me.
Tad: Actually, there's a sale
going on at the Linen Locker.
Opal told me all about it.
She made me swear that I would
come down tonight before
everything was cleared out.
Dixie: Right.
Tad: What?
Dixie: She called me, too.
I thought it was to talk about
me going back to work.
Tad: There was a sale
a couple doors down --
both: From the Linen Locker.
Tad: Well, the little
matchmaker from hell strikes
again.
[Dixie laughs]
Tad: Sorry about that, Dixie.
Dixie: Hey --
Tad: I don't know what
to say.
Dixie: It's ok, it's ok.
I got a great deal on a leather
jacket, and Opal wouldn't be
Opal if she didn't try to get us
back together.
Tad: Together, right.
Dixie: Well, enjoy
your sheets.
Tad: Yeah.
I will.
Dixie: Ok.
See you.
Tad: Dix?
What the hell.
I mean, you know, as long
as you're here --
do you want a cup of coffee?
Jake: Evening, Hayward.
David: Get out.
Jake: Oh, what happened
to your charming bedside manner?
David: You must be hard
of hearing as well as inept,
Jake.
I said get out.
Jake: Oh, no, no.
You know, you don't give
the orders here.
Not anymore.
David: Speaking of orders,
didn't your daddy warn
you to back off.
Jake: Just here to spread
the good word.
Transfer's about to go through.
You're on your way to
Statesville.
Leslie: So, what's
with the canned goods?
Man: It's a new anesthetic.
Colorless, odorless.
Leslie: Twilight sleep kind
of thing?
Man: Yeah, like nitrous
oxide.
You know, laughing gas.
Leslie: Sounds like fun.
Man: Maybe in small doses,
but like I said, if you take too
much of it, you could die
laughing.
Joe: No need to be nervous.
We're going to start
you on antibiotics to counteract
any infection.
Tell me, do you have any
allergies?
Dimitri: Hey, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down. Stay, stay.
Joe: Easy, easy.
Relax, relax.
It's all right.
Alex, why don't you talk to him?
He seems to respond to you.
Alex: Ok.
Dimitri: It's all right.
Alex: Hello, I'm Dr. Marick.
Alex.
Can you tell me your name?
Dimitri: Hey, let's go out.
Let's go out.
Gillian: Is he all right?
Ryan: Who is he?
Dimitri: We don't know.
He's -- he's not talking.
Gillian: He hasn't said
anything at all?
Dimitri: Not a word, no.
Alex: Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
[Joe drops the tray]
Joe: Nothing wrong
with his hearing.
Alex: No.
Joe, do you remember the young
girl I treated last year?
The one -- she wouldn't speak
because she'd been --
Joe: Yeah.
Dimitri: We learn anything?
Alex: No. I think --
I'm going to talk to him alone
for a few minutes.
Joe: Yeah.
Dimitri: I --
I'm not sure that's such a good
idea.
Alex: It's all right.
I know what I'm doing.
Dimitri: Ok.
I'll be right outside.
Joe: What a minute.
What this?
Dimitri: It's a --
it's a flare gun.
He must have taken that off
the yacht.
Joe: Well, wherever it came
from, I'm going to lock it up
before anyone gets hurt.
Alex: I don't know if you can
understand me, if you speak
English.
I'm not going to hurt you.
I promise.
Can you tell me who you are?
Gillian: Ryan, we saw him
stealing money at BJ's.
Why didn't you tell anybody?
Ryan: Well, you know,
they just would have thrown m
in jail.
Gillian: So what do you care?
Why are you trying to protect
him?
He could be dangerous.
Ryan: He's not dangerous.
He's just -- he's just scared.
Gillian: How do you
know that?
Ryan: I know that
because I used to be exactly
like him.
Gillian: Well, we still don't
know who he is.
Why was he stowed away
on the Fidelity?
Ryan: I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's go back to the yacht,
see if we can find anything
that'll give us a clue, ok?
Bianca: Dr. Joe,
Laura's in trouble!
[Laura gasps]
Joe: What's the problem?
Laura: I took a drug.
Ecstasy.
Joe: Uh-huh.
Laura: I can't breathe.
Joe: All right, calm down.
Laura: I think I'm having
a heart attack.
Joe: How much did you take
and when?
Laura: I took a lot.
Bianca: A triple hit.
Laura: Come on, please help
me, I'm scared!
Joe: Dr. Trowbridge, we need
help, stat.
Bianca: Please, please.
Patricia: Get a stretcher.
Joe: A stretcher.
Patricia: B.P.'S 98/60,
pulse 110.
Respiration is shallow
and irregular.
Joe: Let's get her on oxygen.
Keep her hydrated with D5W.
Give her 10 milligrams diazepam
IV for tremor.
Patricia: I'm on it.
Joe: And, Pat, keep a close
watch on her vitals.
Put her on seizure precautions.
Bianca: Dr. Joe, is she going
to be all right?
Joe: I think -- yes.
Brooke: Laura.
My God, Joe, what happened?
Joe: Well, Brooke, I think
she took an overdose of the drug
Ecstasy.
Brooke: Tell me she's going
to be all right.
Joe: I think she'll make
a complete recovery.
Bianca did the right thing
in bringing her in.
All right, people, let's go.
Patricia: All right.
Brooke: Honey, I'm here, ok?
I'm not going to go anywhere.
Joe: All right, Brooke,
you stay here.
Brooke: Bianca, do you know
what happened?
I mean, she was so happy.
She just got into PVU.
Did she say anything?
Was -- did she have a problem
that she --
Bianca: She got suspended
from school.
Brooke: What?
Bianca: You know Shannon
and those other girls -- the put
that rumor on the internet about
me and Laura, and --
and they put those old pictures
of Laura on her locker,
the grungy ones.
Brooke: Oh.
Oh, my God.
You know, they are the ones who
should be suspended.
Bianca: Laura kind
of overreacted and she hit
Shannon, and she got suspended
because the school has this zero
tolerance policy for violence.
She took it really badly.
I think that she just needed
a quick fix, something to take
her mind off of all the --
Brooke: But she knows that
Ecstasy is dangerous.
Bianca: She didn't think I
was any more dangerous than
alcohol.
Brooke: I know at her age
kids think that they're going
to live forever, but they die
sometimes, you know, from what
they think is a harmless high.
Oh, God.
Man's voice: It's a new
anesthetic.
Lorless, odorless.
Leslie's voice: Twilight
sleep kind of thing?
Man's voice: Yeah,
like nitrous oxide.
You know, laughing gas?
David: I am not going
to Statesville.
Jake: Are you sure
about that?
David: Dr. Lambert is
operating on my hand today.
Jake: Yeah, well,
she's really sorry because she's
not going to be able to perform
the surgery.
David: What?
Jake: Don't worry about it.
They're going to set you up
with a great slice-and-dice guy
at the prison infirmary.
David: Well, that's not going
to happen.
Jake: I can make it happen.
I've already spoken
to Dr. Lambert.
David: You know something?
I'm tired of this.
Get out or I'm calling security.
Jake: Why don't you throw
me out.
Oh, that's right.
The arrhythmia -- forgot about
that.
You got a tricky ticker,
don't you?
Well, evidently it wasn't
bothering you too much when
you suborned the judge to get
the charges against you dropped.
David: Yeah, you wish
you knew what you were talking
about, Jake.
Jake: I know that you were
set to be transferred
to the prison hospital,
so you manufactured a heart
condition to buy yourself
an out.
David: Oh, is that
your not-so-educated opinion?
Jake: Actually, I have
educated myself.
David: Really?
Jake: Yeah, elevated
potassium levels can give
you an irregular heartbeat.
So your symptoms and the timing
of your symptoms were a bit
obvious.
David: No, you know what's
obvious here is your desperate
and misguided efforts, Jake.
Jake: There was a vial
of potassium missing
from the meds inventory.
David: Well, if that's true,
then you must have taken it
to frame me.
Jake: Not really.
Actually, I don't have to work
that hard.
Listen, why don't you get up
and get dressed.
We're getting out of her
David: What for?
Jake: I'm going to take
you down to the lab for a blood
test, and I'm going to supervise
it myself.
And if I'm right -- if I find
out your blood level --
if your blood potassium levels
are elevated, you're going to be
spending the night behind bars.
Tad: History, huh?
Dixie: What?
Tad: World history --
your subject, right?
Dixie: Yes.
Tad: That's -- I assume.
Dixie: Yes.
Tad: You know, I always
thought you should go on one
of those millionaire shows.
You'd make a fortune.
Dixie: Oh, please.
Tad: Yeah.
Dixie: I'd freeze the moment
I got on stage.
Tad: You?
No way.
You've got nerves of steel.
I should know, seriously.
I was the one that almost passed
out that time Jamie cut
his finger open on a tuna can.
Dixie: Oh, come on.
It's easy to be strong for other
people.
What's that saying?
"Courage takes witnesses."
In situations like this,
sitting here with you, I've got,
like, a million butterflies
beating against my rib cage.
Tad: Good.
So do I.
Why do you think that is?
Dixie: I don't know.
It's us.
It's our history, I guess.
You know, here we are,
sitting together, making small
talk, you know, like --
Tad: An old married couple?
Dixie: Finishing each other's
sentences.
Tad: Well, look, at least
we know how we like each other's
coffee.
Dixie: Like things have never
changed.
Tad: Well, that's not true.
Everything's changed.
We've changed.
Dixie: But have we really?
I mean, like, the situation's
changed, you know?
But I think we're pretty much
the same people.
Tad: How do we know?
How do we know that this isn't
some kind of wonderful old habit
and somehow we're missing who
we really are?
Dixie: I know who you are.
I know y better than anybody
in the world.
I feel closer to you than
anybody.
Tad: Even now?
Dixie: Especially now.
Tad: Good.
So do I.
Dixie: This is vanilla.
Tad: Surprise.
Dixie: Well, I guess we can
still surprise each other.
That's nice.
Tad: Yeah. Except when those surprises
hurt.
Dixie: I'm so sorry,
you know.
I don't understand why any
of this happened.
You know, I wish I -- I wish
I knew why I let it happen.
Tad: Well, you wanted it
to happen.
Oh, you know what?
Maybe the why isn't so important
after all.
Maybe --
maybe we should just
leave each other alone
for a while.
Dixie: I don't want to be
alone.
I want my best friend back.
Roger: Greenlee, why revisit
this old terrain?
Greenlee: It was all an act,
Daddy.
The Roger and Mary mutual
admiration society was just
a front you put on to fool
your friends and me
into thinking that you were
the world's most devoted couple.
Roger: It was a pattern
we fell into.
Nobody got hurt.
Greenlee: How can you say
that?
Roger: Greenlee, if being
left behind is the worst thing
that happens to you in life --
Greenlee: You didn't love me,
and you used Mother.
Roger: Mother got what
she paid for -- an attentive man
who opened her doors,
helped her with her wraps,
and mixed a hell of a good dry
martini.
Now, there are more taxing ways
in life to make a living,
wouldn't you say so, Leo?
Greenlee: But you never
really loved each other.
Roger: No, we created
the illusion of love.
And it lasted for a good
25 years.
That's a pretty good run,
don't you think?
Greenlee: Oh, that's
depressing as hell.
25 Years of separate beds
and empty lives.
I feel sorry for you both.
Roger: Greenlee's very young,
Leo.
She thinks that love can be all
that matters.
She thinks that love will be
the be-all and the end-all.
Greenlee: Didn't you ever
want more out of life?
Someone to hold your hand when
you're afraid?
Someone to make you feel like
the world is a safe place?
Someone who knows you
to your core and still loves
you anyway?
Haven't you ever wanted what Leo
and I have?
Roger: Well, you know what
they say.
Women marry men who remind them
of their fathers.
Greenlee: Leo is nothing like
you.
Roger: Don't be so sure.
Leo: Ok, it's time
for you to go, man.
I'm serious.
Roger: Wait a minute, Leo.
We're just getting acquainted.
I want to be close to my future
son-in-law.
Leo: All right, then we'll
pencil you in for Father's Day.
How's that?
Roger: Well, good,
good, because I wouldn't mind
stepping into your father's
shoes.
You -- you never knew
your father, did you?
Leo: Excuse me?
Roger: Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I speaking out of turn?
You said -- I thought that was
common knowledge.
Your mother made no qualms --
Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do you know my mother?
Roger: Well, didn't she tell
you?
Oh, my goodness.
Vanessa and I go back
to the stone age.
I can't imagine why she would
keep that a secret.
Greenlee: Vanessa never
mentioned her old pal Roger
because she never made
the Smith-Smythe connection.
Leo: What?
Greenlee: You'll love this
Leo.
When I ran into Daddy with Erica
and he pretended not to know me,
he swapped the Y in Smythe
for the I in Smith to sever
those pesky little family ties.
Roger: Greenlee, I explained
my reasons.
Greenlee: Oh, your reasons
were obvious.
Erica hates, loathes,
and despises me.
You wouldn't want me coming
between you and Erica's bank
account.
Roger: Oh, come on.
That is patently absurd.
Greenlee: Oh, it's not like
it's anything new.
I've never existed for you --
not really.
Roger: Greenlee, why do
we have to keep rehashing these
old hurts?
Leo: Well, we wouldn't be
rehashing anything if you hadn't
barged in here uninvited, Roger.
Roger: Look, I am the first
person to admit that I have made
mistakes.
Who hasn't?
But we're not prisoners
of the past.
The real measure of a man is not
where he's been, but where he's
going.
I'm sure Leo would agree
with that.
Right, Leo?
It's best to let sleeping dogs
lie, right?
Leo: Uh --
you know what?
Why don't --
why don't we have a toast?
Greenlee: Are you serious?
Leo: Yeah.
I mean, he came all the way out
here with this champagne.
I mean, why not pop the cork
and toast our happiness?
Greenlee: Gee,
because my dad's a selfish user
who doesn't think about anyone
but himself?
Leo: I know, Greenlee,
but nobody's perfect
your father may be flawed,
but he's still your father,
right?
I mean, you do want to wish us
well, right, Roger?
Roger: Absolutely.
Leo: All right, well,
there's no harm in that.
We'll just -- we'll just have
a quick toast and we'll ship him
back to shore.
Greenlee: I'll
put the champagne on ice.
Leo: Ok.
Take your time and make sure it
gets nice and chilled.
There's nothing worse than
champagne at room temperature.
Isn't that right, Rog?
Roger: None that I know of.
Leo: All right, spill.
Vanessa told you that we're
getting married, didn't she?
Roger: You know, I don't
think I've ever seen your mother
look more radiant.
I think the prospect of a secure
future has put a certain glow
on her face.
Leo: How do you know
my mother?
Roger: Oh, Leo, your mother
and I moved in the same social
circles.
Your mother was a grifter
extraordinaire.
Only picked the best pockets.
Winter with a Rothschild,
Spring with the Ali Khan.
They had her, and she took them.
It was an equitable arrangement.
You know, I don't believe I ever
saw your mother with the same
man twice.
Leo: I hope you're a good
swimmer, Roger.
Roger: What are you going
to do?
You going to throw me overboard?
That would be your second
mistake.
Your first was targeting
my daughter.
David: This is something
you can be sure of, Jake.
I'm going to sue you and this
hospital for harassment.
Jake: You know, that's
a great idea.
You can study law in prison.
You can just represent your own
frivolous lawsuit.
David: Yeah, you go right
ahead, but you're not going
to be joking when you pay
for this.
Jake: I'm not the one that
messed up, David.
You are.
When I found out that
the potassium was missing,
I rechecked the lab work that
was ordered after your sudden
arrhythmia.
David: Well, then you would
have known that my potassium
level was normal.
Jake: So was Kristine
Donato's.
David: What are you talking
about?
Jake: Head nurse Donato.
Somehow you deluded
her into believing that you'd
been falsely accused.
David: I don't have to put up
with this.
Jake: Greater love hath
no woman that substitutes
her own blood sample for yours.
You're going to have your own
groupie writing you letters
in prison.
Maybe she'll even wait for you.
So why don't we get our prisoner
on down to the lab.
Officer: You need
a wheelchair?
Jake: Now, that's a good
idea.
We certainly don't want
the patient's heart giving out.
Alex: Remember when we first
met?
Dimitri: How could I forget?
Alex: Well, I had
an intuition that you were going
to be an important part
of my life.
Dimitri: What does that have
to do with this young man?
Alex: I have a feeling that,
given time,
he's going to trust me.
Dimitri: Alex?
Alex: Yeah?
Dimitri: May I speak
to you outside for a moment,
please?
Alex: Sure.
Just lie here and rest.
I'll be right back.
Alex: Everything all right?
Dimitri: You tell me.
It seems you've formed quite
a quick attachment to
your patient.
Alex: So?
Dimitri: So we don't know
anything about him.
Yet, you know, without
a moment's hesitation,
you've taken him under
your wing.
Alex: Why shouldn't I?
He's all alone in the world.
Dimitri: How do you
know that?
Alex: I feel it, that's all.
Dimitri: Ah, your intuition.
Alex: Don't make fun of me.
Dimitri: Darling, I'm not
making fun of you.
I am concerned, though.
I mean, this kid shows up out
of nowhere, and he's stowing
away on the yacht, wielding
a knife, no less, and he doesn't
offer any information about
himself.
What am I -- you know.
Alex: He needs my help.
I feel he wants to tell me
something.
Dimitri: Then why doesn't
he speak?
Why don't he communicate?
Alex: I don't know.
I'm going to find out, though.
Bianca: Dr. Joe said that
Laura would get through this,
Brooke.
Brooke: Did Laura ever tell
you how we met?
She was in the park.
She was going through the trash.
She was looking for someone's
discarded lunch.
Her mom had just died,
and she had been living
on the street, and she came
to pine valley and the only
thing she had on her back was
a knapsack and this little
picture post card of
Pine Valley.
And, you know, she came here,
and she came here looking
for the end of the rainbow.
She came here to --
to find something.
Bianca: She found
you, Brooke.
She really loves you.
Brooke: Why didn't she talk
to me?
When she was hurting, why did
she turn to drugs instead?
Leslie: Well, you know what?
I say go for it, John.
Express those head shots
to Hollywood.
John: You think so?
Leslie: With your looks
and that bod?
You could be the next David
Hasselhoff.
Whoo, is it hot in here or is
it me?
John: The nurse said
the air's on the fritz.
Leslie: Could you just --
one little favor?
Just a sip of water.
The meds that they're making me
take are making my mouth so dry.
John: You stay put.
Leslie: Yes, sir,
Mr. Hasselhoff.
I won't budge an inch.
Dixie: You know what, though?
I had an amazing dream last
night about my mama.
Tad: Oh, cool.
Dixie: It was amazing.
It was like she was alive.
Tad: I love interpreting
dreams.
It's psychological.
Go ahead, tell me.
Tell me all about it.
Dixie: Well --
we were back in Pigeon Hollow
at the old house, and she was
inside.
She was at the sink, and she was
crying.
And it just broke my heart
to hear it.
Tad: No -- why?
Why was she crying?
Dixie: I don't know.
I mean, I asked her,
and she wouldn't tell me.
She made me promise not to tell
Papa.
Tad: Ooh.
Dixie: And then she turned
around and she gave me
the biggest hug.
And it was so real.
And she smelled like --
like fresh bread
and wisteria.
And when she pulled back and looked at me, she had
the biggest smile on her face,
and she told me that I was
her reason for living,
that I was the person that had
kept her going on in life.
It was me.
That I was her sunshine,
you know.
Tad: Ooh, well, now, listen.
That's right on the money.
That's the song you used to sing
to JR when he was little.
Dixie: That's right.
Tad: Yeah.
Dixie: Anyway, you know,
the funny part is, is that after
the dream, I woke up,
and -- I woke up, and I felt
like I knew my purpose in life.
I felt like I knew who I was,
what I was supposed to be doing,
that I felt like I was needed,
that I made a difference
in somebody's life --
a difference between,
like, life and death, you know?
But it was a great feeling,
and I haven't felt that way
since --
Tad: Since David showed up?
Dixie: I remember when
you used to talk to me, Tad.
You used to tell me about Ray
Gardner and everything that
happened to you.
Tad: Yeah, well, I don't like
to go back there too often.
It's not --
Dixie: I know.
I know how painful that was
for you and how hard it was
to talk about all those
memories, but I also remember
how touched I was that
you trusted me enough to share,
to open up all that part
of your life with me.
Tad: What's your
point, Dixie?
Dixie: My point is that,
you know, when you talked to me
about Ray Gardner,
I felt like --
well, like, you know, I always
wanted to hug you, you know,
and hold you like my mama did
with me.
You know?
I wanted to just take all
your pain away and make you feel
good, you know, and protect you.
Tad: You felt needed.
That's what the dream means.
Well, you know what?
I left that little boy back
in the state park.
Ray Gardner can't hurt me
anymore.
But there's only two things
in this life that scare me
to death.
First is that somebody I love
could be hurt like that.
And the second
is going through my life
without you.
I don't need you to protect me
anymore.
I just need you to love me.
Only me.
Dixie: Well, I hope someday
that I can do that, Tad.
You deserve that.
You do.
Tad: Let's not worry about
someday.
Let's just -- what do you say
for now we keep it where we are.
Dixie: Where the hopes aren't
too high?
Tad: Hmm.
I -- I do have to go.
Dixie: Well, it was
really nice running into you.
Tad: Yeah, it was.
Listen, do you -- do you want
me to -- why don't you let me
walk you to your car.
Dixie: Oh, that's ok.
I got to go by the pharmacy
and pick up my heart meds.
Tad: Oh, that's right.
Listen, how did your --
how'd your monthly go?
Dixie: Oh, I --
I had to cancel it.
Tad: Why?
Dixie: You know why, Tad.
I have to find a new
cardiologist.
Tad: Oh. Duh.
Well, I'm sure Dad can hook
you up with somebody.
Dixie: No it's ok.
It's all right.
I'm just a week behind my --
Tad: A week?
Hello?
All right, come on.
No, you're -- you're coming
with me, then.
Dixie: What do you mean?
Tad: No, you're -- a week is
way too long.
I'm taking you right
to the hospital.
Dixie: No way.
Tad: Yes.
Dixie: I do not want to go
back to the hospital.
Tad: You're going
to the hospital, and I'm going
to stay with you every step
of the way.
Please?
It just so happens that you're
not the only person in the world
who likes to be needed.
Tad: March.
[Gas hisses]
John: Hey.
What's with the oxygen mask?
Leslie: Oh, I was just
feeling the teeniest bit faint.
John: Here's your water,
compliments of David Hasselhoff.
Alex: My goodness.
My head is --
oh, it's splitting.
Dimitri: Hmm?
Alex? Alex?
Hey --
Brooke: I want to see Laura.
Oh.
Bianca: Well, somebody help.
Oh, my --
Joe: You!
Stay where you are.
Patricia: Guys, something
really wonky's going down
in the ER.
People are falling like flies.
Jake: Pat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pat, Pat.
What's happened here?
David: She said something
about the ER.
Jake: Right.
Listen, I'm going to call
security and check it out.
Don't take your eyes off him.
I'm going to see what's going
on with Pat.
Pat?
Officer: What do you think
you're doing?
David: They need help
in the ER.
Officer: You're not going
anywhere.
David: Oh, I'm not?
Back off!
Look, what I want you to do is
cuff yourself to that pipe right
there and give me the key.
What, you think I have something
to lose?
Do it! Now!
[Alarm sounds]
[David coughs]
[Alarm sounds]
[David coughs]
Roger: I know how
you and Vanessa operate, Leo.
You find your mark,
you find out how much you can
take them for,
then you take the money and run.
You see, it takes a thief
to catch a thief.
Leo: You're no better than
we are, Roger.
Roger: Well, I never claimed
I was.
Leo: You -- you married
for money.
You looted Greenlee's trust
fund.
Roger: And now I'm passing
the baton on to you.
Leo: You're not going to stop
me from marrying your daughter?
Roger: Hardly.
Leo, you have my blessing.
Marry Greenlee.
Help yourself to her vast
fortune.
I only ask for one thing
in return.
Leo: And what's that?
Roger: Don't be too greedy.
Keep me in the style
to which I am accustomed,
and I won't tell Greenlee that
the only thing you love about
her is her money.
Roger: I'm not an
unreasonable man, Leo.
I think we can come
to a mutually beneficial
arrangement.
You cut me in on a piece
of the action.
Leo: And if I don't?
Roger: Ooh, ooh.
Failure to remit will result
in a blow-by-blow account
of your past escapades --
how you came to America
with your eye on her fortune,
how your motive for marriage
wasn't love but money.
Leo: No, no, I love Greenlee.
Roger: Well, you don't have
to convince me, but I think
you'll have a hard time
with that line once
my daughter's seen this.
Greenlee: Ok, here we go.
Chilled champers for everyone.
And the conversation came
to a screeching halt.
What did I miss?
Roger: Well, your future
husband and were just
discussing what would be
an appropriate wedding gift.
Greenlee: Marvy.
How about a cottage
in the Vineyard?
Roger: Well, let's just drink
to the happy occasion, shall we?
Leo?
Would you like to do the honors,
or would you like me to speak
my piece?
[Alarm sounds]
[David coughs]
Tad: Dad?
Dixie: Oh, Joe.
Tad: Dad?
Dixie: Joe.
Tad: What is it?
What's wrong with him?
David: He's going to --
he's going to be all right.
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Roger: I won't tell Greenlee
about it -- yet.
Greenlee: You won't tell me
what, Daddy?
Dimitri: Alex. Alex.
Brooke: Laura, no, no!
Dixie: Tad, wait a second.
Don't you go in there.
Tad: