Greenlee: What do you think?
Is this the one?
Jake: Yeah, it'll do.
Greenlee: Then all the others
go back.
Would mind a zip-zip-zip?
I can't reach.
Jake: Yeah, sure.
Jake: Mmm.
Greenlee: You like my body
splash?
It's the kind I always spill all
over the bathroom.
Jake: Definitely smells
different on you.
So, where are you going tonight?
Is there a -- the Embassy Ball
here in Pine Valley, or what?
Greenlee: Don't be silly.
It's the awards dinner
at the Valley Inn.
The most glamorous people
in town will be there.
You better hurry up.
It's black tie.
Jake: Black tie?
You know what?
Under the best circumstances,
I hate black tie.
And I have to sit there all
trussed up while David Hayward
receives this special award.
Greenlee: Oh, we'll have fun
anyway.
We'll stick close and pretend
to say hilarious things to each
other.
You know --
go on, get dressed.
It's not proper for the girl
to be ready before her date is.
Jake: Uh, Greenlee,
Greenlee -- um, Greenlee,
hey, hey.
I've been really busy lately,
so I don't know -- did I ask
you to go with me to the awards
dinner?
Greenlee: No.
But I knew you hated functions
like these, so I thought I'd be
your guardian angel.
Jake: Greenlee, I'm sorry,
I already have a date
for tonight.
I'm taking Pat.
Liza: You know, I know what
you're saying, but as far as I'm
concerned, the honeymoon could
last a little longer.
Adam: Oh --
don't tempt me, my darling.
[Liza laughs]
Liza: No, you have to go see
Dixie now.
Adam: No, no, she doesn't
have any idea what's going
on with J.R.
Liza: Now, just be careful
when you speak to her.
Adam: Yes, I will.
I'll be the soul of reason,
but they've got to get
their heads on straight over
there.
Do you believe that Tad
completely forgot to pick up
J.R. after band practice?
Liza: Well, doesn't sound
like him.
Adam: Yeah, well, they're out
of control.
They're unwilling to put
J.R. first, and I'm going
to have --
Liza: No, no, don't throw
your weight around.
Adam: I promise.
Liza: Right.
Adam: Be back as soon
as I can.
Liza: Oh.
Tad, it's Liza.
Listen, I keep leaving
you messages.
David's on his way over here.
Evidently he must know about
the conversation we had with Leo
and the copy of the tape and --
I'm going to try to bluff him,
but, come on, you know David.
I could really use you here.
I need you.
Would you call me?
Call me back.
[Doorbell rings]
Tad: You and me
get married?
Leslie: It's my dream.
Tad: Oh, come on, Leslie.
Let's not do this right now.
Leslie: It's what I've hoped
for since high school.
And now it can happen.
Tad, we're so close.
After all the near misses,
here we are.
Oh, please say yes.
Tad: You know,
you're right.
Ok.
I mean, I guess I never realized
how much you mean to me until
I nearly lost you.
But I haven't, have I?
Leslie: No.
Tad: I guess I've just been
fighting the inevitable all this
time.
God knows you've certainly never
given up on me.
Ok, let's get married.
Leslie: Oh, Tad.
Tad: Leslie --
Leslie: Oh.
Tad: What is it?
Leslie: No.
No, it's ok.
It's all right.
It's just happiness, I guess.
Tad: Huh.
Leslie: I'll be well again
once we're together.
Tad: Yeah, well,
something tells me that
we better not wait.
And we certainly can't get
married here, can we?
You know something?
I know the perfect little
chapel.
Leslie: Oh, yes.
Tad: But there's only one
problem.
You know, we --
what are we going to do
if we can't get out of here?
Leslie: I have the key.
Tad: Great.
Good, good, then all you have
to do is give it to me.
We can be there in a couple
of hours.
Leslie: Oh, a couple --
oh, God, that's --
I don't know if I can.
Tad: Yes, you can.
I know you can.
I'll help you.
All you got to do is give me
the key.
Leslie: All right.
All right, I think I can get up.
Tad: All right, that a girl.
Come on.
Take it easy, take it easy.
Leslie: Oh.
Tad: Take it easy.
Come on.
Leslie: Oh, you see?
That's all I needed was
your arms around me.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Tad: Leslie?
Leslie.
Leslie: No, it's ok.
It's ok.
It's all right.
It's all right if I die now
because you're here with me.
Tad: Oh.
Leslie: We can die together.
Leslie: I bet you would --
you would even die with me,
wouldn't you?
And they would find us here,
together on this bed,
like the most romantic lovers
that ever lived.
You know that's --
that's where I got the idea.
That's what --
that's what made me think of it.
Do you remember the last time
that we were backstage
at a theater together?
Tad: No, I don't.
Leslie: We did "Romeo
and Juliet" together.
You remember.
Tad: Sure.
Leslie: You were Romeo.
Tad: I should hope so.
You were Juliet.
Leslie: Me, Juliet?
Me with my braces and
my stammer?
No.
No, it was that pinch-faced
Hillary Wilson.
She was Juliet.
I was
the prop girl.
Tad: You're talking about
high school.
Yeah, you know, I do remember.
I remember thinking you had
beautiful eyes.
Leslie: You thought I had
beautiful eyes?
Tad: Yeah, I did.
I'm sure you would've made
a really wonderful Juliet.
Leslie: Me, too.
But I got my revenge.
You remember the second night
when Hillary was supposed
to drink the poison real quick
and die?
Well, I was supposed to fill
the vial with just water.
But on the second night,
I filled it with vinegar.
Do you remember Hillary
twitching, lying on the bed,
pretending that she was dead?
I can, wasn't that funny?
Tad: Yeah.
Leslie: Oh!
You know what?
She should've been glad that
I didn't put in real poison.
You know, she deserved it.
And Liza Colby and my sister
and all of the other girls that
you dated when it should've
been me!
Tad: Leslie, don't do that,
ok?
This isn't good for you.
Leslie: You know,
and Dixie -- Dixie,
she should've been the one
to fall off that building.
But, no, I did.
I always lose.
And now you're -- you're going
to show her that videotape
of David, and she's going
to love you again.
And you're going to be very
happy.
Everybody but me.
Well, you know what?
I'm through.
I'm tired!
You don't have to die
with me, Tad.
I want you to be happy.
I promise I'll never bother
you again.
Tad: Wait, no.
Stop it, stop it.
Look at me, look at me.
Drop the knife, ok?
It's all right, it's all right.
It's ok.
Let go. Let go.
Tad: What the hell is this?
Leslie: It's a prop.
Leslie: But this is real.
Adam: Am I interrupting
something?
Dixie: Adam. Hello.
What do you want?
I'm just getting ready
to go out.
Adam: If you're alone,
I'd like to talk to
you about J.R.
Dixie: Oh, yeah,
please, come in.
What is it?
Adam: He's been playing hooky
from school.
Dixie: What?
Well -- that's impossible.
Adam: No, Tad saw him walk
into BJ's with some
of his friends during the school
day.
Dixie: He -- he -- Tad didn't
call me.
Adam: I had a talk
with the school supervisor.
Dixie: Well, you?
Why wasn't I called?
Adam: Because I thought it
was better for me to talk to him
by myself.
Frankly, I think J.R. Is acting
out because of your new
lifestyle.
Dixie: My lifestyle?
Adam: Yeah.
Dixie: My lifestyle is none
of your business, Adam.
Adam: Well, I think maybe
it is.
I love that boy, and if you love
him, too, you will consider
his needs and reconcile with Tad
immediately.
Liza: I don't really have
a lot of time for you, David.
I'm on my honeymoon.
David: Oh, yeah, so I heard.
Congratulations.
Liza: Thank you.
David: Then I'll be brief.
Stop messing with Leo.
Liza: Ok, I'm going to need
a little bit more to go on here.
David: He told me how
you and Tad are harassing him --
something about some videotape
made at Ryan's party,
supposedly having some kind
of evidence against me?
Liza: So, there is a tape?
There is real evidence?
David: Well, you must think
so.
You offered him $250,000 for it.
Liza: Boy, must be some tape.
David: You better think about
what you're doing, Liza.
If you and Tad continue
to harass me, you're looking
at a lawsuit.
Liza: Oh, so now it's about
a lawsuit.
David: You know, I can
understand why Tad would be
so irrational about this.
After all, I know he would do
anything to get Dixie back.
But why are you in the middle
of this?
David: Well, Leo is
my brother.
Liza: And you're assuming
he told you the truth.
Would you like to hear
my version of events?
Greenlee: So you're taking
Pat to the awards dinner,
how nice.
Ah, it's just as well.
Without an escort, I can play
the field.
Jake: Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, I can think of a half
a dozen residents right now
that'll be looking at the chair
next to you and saying,
"hey, is that seat taken?"
Greenlee: Hmm, can't wait.
So what's up with you
and Dr. Trowbridge?
Is this a date date?
Jake: Uh, well, you know,
not really.
We both hate to go to this
thing.
It's required that we go,
so we just agree we'd go
together.
That's all.
Greenlee: Oh.
It's a co-worker/friend thing,
then?
Jake: Yeah, yeah,
more or less.
You know, actually, she should
be here any minute, so --
Greenlee: Well, then you mind
if I tag along with
you in your car?
I hate to drive up to those
things by myself.
The valet parkers ogle you.
Jake: No, Greenlee,
that's not going to work.
Greenlee: Fine.
Fine, fine. No biggie.
Jake: No, Greenlee,
listen -- you should've asked me
first, you know?
Greenlee: I stand corrected.
Jake: Ok, all right.
Well, I got to get dressed.
Greenlee: Go, go, go.
[Knock on door]
Patricia: Hi.
Greenlee: Hi.
Patricia: I'm Pat.
Remember me?
Greenlee: Of course I do.
I'm just surprised to see you.
Didn't Jake call you?
Pat: No.
Uh, I was supposed to meet him
here.
Greenlee: Oh, I'm sorry,
I have very bad news.
Um -- Jake got called back
to the hospital on an emergency.
Pat: Do you know how long
Jake will be?
Greenlee: Oh, I don't know.
Um -- maybe you can tell me.
There was a major collision
on the turnpike, three cars
and an 18-wheeler involved.
I think I heard they're
med-evacing people, whatever
that is.
Pat: Oh, gosh.
Greenlee: Yeah.
Pretty much puts the kibosh
on your evening, right?
But you can't complain.
I mean, you're safe and sound
and in one piece, huh?
Pat: What?
Right.
Listen, I'm going to leave this.
I brought it as a housewarming
gift.
Greenlee: Oh, how thoughtful.
Jake will love this.
I'm sure he'll call you.
Pat: Well, good night.
Greenlee: Good night.
You look gorgeous, by the way.
Jake: Pat, is that you?
Jake: Hey, hey, I just heard
the door.
That wasn't Pat?
Greenlee: No.
No, no, it was --
someone she sent with a message.
First, happy housewarming.
And, second, she's very sorry,
but she's not going to be able
to make it tonight.
She was called back
to the hospital on an emergency.
Jake: What, an emergency?
Greenlee: Yeah.
Jake: Well, maybe I ought
to go back to the hospital
and help her out.
Greenlee: No,
no, no, it's not an
ER emergency..
It's, um -- you know, what do
you call her field?
Jake: Well, her current
rotation is Obstetrics.
Greenlee: Right.
It was a caesarian, an emergency
caesarian.
Can that be?
Yeah, I think that's what
it was.
Jake: Sure, sure, sure.
Greenlee: Yeah.
Jake: Yeah.
Oh, well, well, um --
well, uh, Greenlee,
listen, if you could forgive me
for being out of line earlier,
I -- I could use a date tonight
for the awards dinner.
[Knock on door]
Greenlee: I'll get that.
Pat: Hi.
Greenlee: Yes?
Pat: I thought I'd leave Jake
a note with the champagne.
Jake: Pat?
Greenlee: Belated April
Fool's Day!
Come in, come in, come in,
come in!
How'd you like my joke?
Pat: Joke?
Jake: Joke?
Pat: She said that you'd been
called away on an emergency.
Jake: Yeah, yeah.
She told me the same thing about
you.
Greenlee: Oh, I thought
you guys would never buy it.
You're both such easy marks.
But don't worry, I was just
about to ask Jake for your cell
phone number.
I was going to call you up
and say, "you better get
yourself back up here, girl!"
Jake: Pat, I'm sorry,
on many levels.
Pat: Don't worry about it.
No harm done.
Greenlee: See?
No harm done.
Jake: Is this really
from you?
Pat: Housewarming gift.
Greenlee: Like I said.
Jake: Well, thank you,
thank you.
We'll just have to find a time
when we can enjoy it.
Pat: I look forward to it.
Jake: Well, I got to finish
getting dressed.
Greenlee, can you get Pat
something to drink, please?
Greenlee: Oh, yeah.
I was just going to ask her.
What would you like?
Pat: A soda.
Greenlee: Coming right up.
Jake: Oh!
Wait a minute.
What is this belated April
Fool's?
What's this all about?
Greenlee: A joke.
She got it.
Jake: Yeah, right.
You tried to get rid of her,
Greenlee, so you'd have a date
for tonight.
Greenlee: Ridiculous.
What do you think I am?
Jake: You know what?
Greenlee: Huh?
Jake: I'm going to go back
there, I'm going to finish
getting dressed.
When I come back, she'd damn
well better be sitting on that
sofa.
You understand?
Greenlee: Fine.
If she asks to go to the powder
room, I won't let her.
David: All right, Liza,
go ahead.
Let me hear your version of Leo
and the videotape.
Liza: Leo's the one who
really started the whole thing.
Leo went to Tad and told him
he had this tape and you were
on it and it was juicy
and incriminating, and
I suggested to Tad that perhaps
Leo was lying.
It was Leo du Pres, after all.
Leo said it had something to do
with Libidozone and the night
of Ryan's party.
David: Leo told Tad this?
Liza: Mm-hmm.
Which of course made him
interested, as I was.
Only Leo gave us the shakedown,
which is that if we wanted
to buy a copy of the tape,
it would cost $250,000.
We wanted to view the tape.
Leo got a little vague.
We made an appointment with Leo
to view the tape.
He never showed.
I assumed there was no tape.
David: There is no tape.
Liza: But, you see,
you're here, and you're
threatening a lawsuit,
which I find very interesting.
So who's really lying, David?
Leo, you,
or me?
Dixie: And since when have
you become Tad's champion?
Adam: My opinion of Tad is
irrelevant here.
J.R. loves Tad very much.
Dixie: Yes, Tad has been like
a father to J.R. when he needed
one most.
Adam: Yes, well, he wasn't
a father today.
He failed to pick up J.R. after
band practice.
He was supposed to be there.
He didn't show.
Fortunately, J.R. got a ride
home with a friend.
Dixie: Well, I'm sure Tad had
a very good reason.
He would never disappoint
J.R. intentionally.
Adam: Yeah, well, I hope not.
The counselor was very clear.
What J.R. needs more than
anything right now is to be able
to count on us.
Dixie: Well, he knows
he always comes first with me.
Adam: So you're going
to patch things up with Tad?
Dixie: When I decide what
to do, I'm sure you will be
at least the fifth or sixth
to know.
Adam: You can't leave
Hayward, can you?
And poor J.R.
Imagine that of his two parents,
I should be the stable one.
Dixie: Listen, I am just
taking some time to sort things
out, and I promise you I will
make things right with Junior.
Adam: You know that Liza
and I are rock solid right now,
and we're going to stay that
way.
And we have Colby.
We have -- his Uncle Stuart is
there.
Hayley's new child.
J.R. will be surrounded
with security and stability,
which he cannot find here.
Listen to me.
Take some time.
Figure out what you want
your life to --
Dixie: No, I'm going
to discuss this with you, ok?
Listen,
if J.R. has a problem, I will
help him.
I am still his mother, ok?
You know your way out.
Adam: Yes, Adam
Chandler here.
I'm just fine, thank you.
I'm about to tell you what
you can do for me.
Tad: Leslie, stop fooling
around.
Give me the tape.
Leslie: think you like this
tape better than you like me.
Tad: That videotape is
the answer to our prayers.
It's a way to get David.
Leslie: But the reason
you want to get David is so that
you can get Dixie back,
isn't it?
Stop lying to me.
You don't want to marry me.
You still love Dixie.
Tell me the truth.
Tell me!
Tad: I love my wife.
I'm sorry.
I've told you that before.
Leslie: You have.
But I always hope that it will
end up differently.
But I guess it won't, though.
This will end badly.
Tad: No.
Doesn't have to.
Think about what you've already
been through.
Look, you're a wonderful girl.
I knew that back in high school.
When I was dating your sister,
I could tell.
Leslie: I thought you could.
Tad: Yeah.
But I was young.
I was immature.
I was stupid.
I just didn't realize how
special you were.
Maybe if I had, things --
they would've worked out
differently.
Leslie: Damn!
Damn, damn, damn!
I should have said something!
Tad: Well, just say it now.
Leslie: The night
at the prom,
when you came to pick up Pam,
I was going to tell you how much
I loved you.
I was practicing how I was going
to convince you to take me
instead.
But then you arrived and --
and you were so handsome
in your tux and
the way that your hair was
combed and the smell
of your cologne.
I mean, you were the most
perfect boy in the world.
And then you left with
my sister, and --
and I went down to the basement.
And all that night,
I pretended that I was
at the prom with you.
Tad: It's not too late.
You want to give it another
shot?
Leslie: No.
No, we can't.
Tad: Sure, we can.
Sure.
Look around.
We can do anything we want to.
All you've got to do is say yes.
Leslie: You mean it?
Tad: Leslie,
would you please
be my date for the prom?
Greenlee: I love your shoes.
Pat: Thank you.
Oh, and I love yours, too.
Greenlee: Do you?
I got them over at the Boutique
Monique over on Pine Crest.
Pat: Oh.
Greenlee: It's the only place
in this area that you can get
halfway decent shoes.
And for the latest models,
you have to go up to Manhattan
or Milan.
Where'd you get yours?
Pat: The outlet mall --
Route 23?
Greenlee: Ah.
Pat: Hmm.
Greenlee: Well, you shop
there now because you're a poor
resident.
But once you hang out
your shingle and you're rich,
you'll become a regular Imelda
Marcos.
She had lots of shoes, you know.
Pat: I hope that doesn't
happen to me.
I'd hate to be one of those
frivolous people who actually have conversations about shoes.
Greenlee: Oh.
I see.
You're one of those
serious-minded doctors.
No wonder you and Jake get along
so well.
Pat: Yes.
Actually, it turns out we get
along extremely well.
Greenlee: Yeah.
All I know is that he got home
very late last night after
your date.
He woke me up.
Pat: Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you have to get up early
for work?
Greenlee: No, I told you,
last night -- I'm not working
right now.
Pat: You did?
Greenlee: Yeah, I'm
on a short hiatus from my film
studies work.
Maybe Jake told you that.
Pat: Jake really hasn't
talked about you, except
to explain your unusual living
circumstances.
You know, you're lucky to have
a friend like him.
Greenlee: Oh, Pat.
You don't know the half of it.
Pat: Mm-hmm.
David: I assure you, Liza --
there is no incriminating
videotape.
I just can't have you and Tad
spreading the rumors around town
as if there were.
Liza: I know how much
your reputation means to you,
David.
David: That's what this is
all about.
Otherwise, I'd be just as glad
to see Leo fleece you and Tad
out of a small fortune.
Liza: Oh.
Well, thank you very much
for that.
May I return the favor?
David: I think I'll pass.
Liza: It's about Dixie.
You see, I'm the one who broke
up their marriage the first
time.
Trust me,
it never stays broke.
David: Dixie is free to do
whatever she likes.
And all I want for her is what's
best for her.
Liza: I know that.
And she'll get it --
Tad's love.
Their relationship is very
strong.
And all you can do is stand out
of the way.
Otherwise, you're going to get
hurt, and I know you don't
believe me.
David: No, Liza, I don't.
Liza: I just think you should
take comfort with what you have,
which is a small corner
of her heart
because Tad has her soul.
Tad: Oh.
Where's the damn key?
Leslie I'm almost ready.
Tad: No, take your time.
Uh -- you know, it
might not be a bad idea
to arrive a little late,
you know?
Leslie: Oh.
Tad: Make sure people see us
arrive.
Leslie: No, no, no.
I don't want to miss the first
dance.
Tad: Wow.
Leslie: Really?
Tad: Well, there --
there is something missing,
you know.
Leslie: My hair?
Tad: No, no, no, no, no.
It's fine.
Your hair's fine.
It's just --
here.
Yeah, see?
Right here.
Here we go.
All right.
Yeah, take a look.
Come on.
You see?
You're queen of the prom.
Leslie: Tad?
I have something for you, too.
Tad: Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Tad: Well, you know,
you're going to need some kind
of a -- a handbag, you know,
someplace to store your comb
and your lipstick, your car
keys.
Leslie: Well, my bag is
behind the green curtain where
the ropes are.
Oh, I have such butterflies
in my stomach.
I mean, you know that as king
and queen of the prom, we get
to start the first dance,
and everybody will be watching
us, and I know that you can
dance because I've seen you.
But I -- I'm so nervous.
I'm afraid I'm going to trip all
over myself.
Tad: Here.
Leslie: Thank you.
Tad: Uh, you better make sure
you have everything.
I mean, you know, you're
probably going to need your key.
Leslie: Oh, I know where
my key is.
Tad.
Oh. Oh.
Tad: Watch it, watch it.
Whoa. Now, take it easy.
Take it easy, take it easy.
Leslie: Oh.
Tad: Easy, easy, easy.
Leslie: No, it's ok.
It's all right.
I'll be all right as long
as I can lean on you.
Tad: All right.
Leslie: Do you think that
we could just practice before
we go?
Tad: Uh -- maybe you should
conserve your energy, you know?
Leslie: No, I -- I feel much
better now, and I know once
I get rid of my nerves,
that I'll be able to dance
with you all night long.
Tad: Ok.
Leslie: Yeah.
Tad: Take it easy.
Easy, easy, easy.
Leslie: Ok.
Leslie: And you know,
when the morning comes
and I wake
in your arms,
it will be like a dream come
true.
Adam: Thank you very much.
I knew I could depend on you.
Good, excellent.
Dixie: Adam, what are
you still doing here?
Adam: Well, obviously,
the good doctor's not taking
you out for pizza.
Dixie: No, we're going
to a hospital function --
an awards' thing, ok?
Adam: Oh.
Good -- that means Hayward's
on his way over.
I have a proposition for him.
Dixie: You are not going
to discuss my personal life
with David.
Adam: No, no, no.
It has nothing to do with you.
I was just talking to some
of my German associates.
They run the Bieberhof
laboratories in Berlin?
You heard of them?
Dixie: Yes, David has
mentioned the name.
Adam: Yeah.
Well, it seems that I'm in a --
I mean, my associates are
in a position to offer David
the head of a new research
division.
Dixie: You never change,
do you?
You actually think you can pay
David to leave town?
Adam: Do you have any idea
how many Pine Valley hospitals
they could fit inside Bieberhof
headquarters?
10 or 12 would be my guess.
Dixie: He will know what
you're up to, ok?
He will laugh in your face.
Adam: Well, he might.
He probably would if I made him
choose between you and the job,
but I'm not going to do that.
I'm hoping you'll go with him.
Dixie: Oh.
Yeah, and to think I was
upstairs trying to give
you the benefit of the doubt.
Adam: Dixie, there's
no reason we have to be enemies.
We can both get what we want
here. You can go off with Hayward
and get whatever it is you want
to get from him and then come
back.
The flirtation is not going
to last very long, if I know
Hayward.
Dixie: You don't
know Hayward.
Nobody does.
Adam: Well, no, but I know
what it means to have power
and success and talent.
And none of my accomplishments
would mean a damn thing if it
weren't for my children.
Hayward's going to figure that
out for himself.
And he's going to want a son
of his own.
And we all know you can't give
him one.
[Knock on door]
Adam: Well, Dr. Hayward.
Please come in.
We were just talking about you.
Greenlee: Jake is
the definition of generous.
I mean, to share his home
with me after all he's been
through lately -- losing
the love of his love, his sad
divorce.
Oh.
But I'm sure he'd rather me not
tell you all this.
Pat: Jake's told me all about
his divorce.
Greenlee: Oh.
And by the way, I think you're
incredibly generous,
too -- and brave -- I mean,
to get involved in a rebound
situation.
And there's Jake's unfortunate
injury from Chechnya.
But I'm sure with a lot
of Patience, Jake will -- shall
we say -- bounce back?
Pat: You know, I've only had
one psych rotation during
my internship, but I know
of a couple of great
psychiatrists who'd jump
at the chance to work with you.
Greenlee: I beg your pardon?
Pat: They're getting amazing
results from the new
psycho-dynamic drugs.
Greenlee: Are you saying
I need a psychiatrist?
Pat: Maybe not.
Maybe you're just a rich girl
with too much time on her hands.
Jake: All right!
You ready?
Pat: Whoo!
You look gorgeous.
Jake: Ah, well, thank you.
That's a compliment coming
from you.
Pat: Time's a-wasting.
Jake: Yeah -- you know what?
Uh, Pat, I just need one quick
minute with Greenlee and I'll
meet you downstairs, ok?
Pat: Go ahead.
I have to check in with
my service.
I'll see you there.
Jake: Ok.
Greenlee: What's so important
that you'd keep your date
waiting?
Jake: Greenlee, if you're
going to be threatened by Pat
or any other woman that you see
me with, you're not going to be
able to live here.
Greenlee: I am
not threatened.
My main purpose in staying
in here is to add a little fun
to your life, but you have
no sense of humor at all.
Jake: You know, Greenlee,
I'm sure that some of the boys
that you hang out with find
your tricks adorable,
but they're not going to fly
with me.
You know what I think they are?
Pitiful.
Greenlee: Pitiful? Ha!
Well, that's a laugh --
you pity me?
Jake: Yeah.
Yeah, your need to be the center
of attention and always have
a man on your arm?
It's wearing thin.
Greenlee: You don't have
a clue who I am.
Jake: Let me tell
you something -- if you don't
grow up, you're going to find
yourself back upstairs in that
ruins of a half-finished
apartment of yours sleeping
under a drop cloth.
If you know what's good for you,
you'll stay clear of me and Pat
all evening.
Greenlee: I am not pitiful.
I don't need a man by my side.
I'll go without an escort.
So what?
Just watch me.
David: I know I was supposed
to meet you there, but I saw
your car was still here,
so would you like a ride?
Dixie: Yes, thank you David.
Dixie: Good-bye, Adam
Adam: David, would you call me --
or let me call you in
the morning?
Some friends of mine
for someone to head up a new
research division at Bieberhof
laboratories.
It's quite prestigious and --
not to mention lucrative.
I suggested you.
David: You suggested me?
Adam: Yeah.
David: And what strings are
attached to this opportunity,
Adam?
Adam: None whatsoever.
They want the best.
You're the best.
David: Well, I'm very happy
here.
But who knows?
Maybe I'll call someday.
Adam: I'll be waiting.
David: The Bieberhof?
Is he serious?
Dixie: Yeah, he is.
Are you interested?
It'd be a great career
opportunity.
David: Well, yes, but --
but what I am thinking is that
this would be a great
opportunity for us to start
over, Dixie.
I mean, you and I in a new
place -- I mean, that would be
great.
Dixie: But would it be great
for J.R.?
David: Oh.
I'm sorry.
I wasn't thinking of J.R.
Look, it's all right.
I'm -- I'm not going to call
him.
Dixie: It's ok.
Let's get going, hmm?
Guest of honor shouldn't be
late.
David: Yeah.
Liza: But I don't think that
he would've been on some sort
of fishing expedition,
that David would've even come
here if we weren't onto
something.
So whatever this is, I think
we have to move on it.
But --
where are you, Tad?
I haven't heard from you, I keep
leaving you messages.
Would you please call me back?
Please?
Tad: Easy.
Leslie: They're beautiful.
I've never had a corsage before.
Tad: Oh, come on.
You want to go show it off?
It's time to go.
Leslie: Already?
I don't -- I don't know.
Tad: It's all right.
Everything's going to be fine.
Come on.
Your limo awaits.
Leslie: Yes.
Yes, let's go.
It'll be a wonderful evening.
Tad: Oh -- there's only
one problem --
we need the key.
You know where it is?
ON THE NEXT - - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Greenlee: You're in trouble,
Leo.
It's obvious. Let me help you.
Alex: Don't.
Gillian: Alex, what is going
on here?
Leslie: You're just
as excited about this as I am,
aren't you?
Tad: Don't keep me waiting.