Adam: I want you to help me
prove that Liza is incompetent.
Vanessa: Doctor? Doctor?
Leo: I hate it that
you're scared and that
you're hurting, and I really
hate it that there's nothing
I can do to help you.
TODAY’S - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Adam: Ah!
Good morning, Sweetheart!
Oh, give me a hug, hug, hug!
Good morning.
Wait. Whoa, look at you.
What happened to your curls?
Colby: Aunt Mia braided
my hair just like hers.
Adam: Well, you both look
wonderful.
Winifred: Colby, it is time
for school.
Adam: Ok, I love you,
Sweetheart.
Colby: Wait.
Adam: Whoa, what is this?
Colby: It's a picture that
I made for Mommy.
It's a picture of me
and Aunt Mia.
And I drew a bandage
on my forehead just like
Mommy's.
Adam: She'll love that.
I'll deliver this myself.
Mia: Have a good day,
Sweetpea.
Go on. Go on.
Adam: Bye-bye, Sweetheart.
Colby: Bye, Daddy.
Adam: Bye-bye. I love you.
Adam: Your idea?
Mia: No, hers.
Adam: Seem rather glum this
morning.
You changed your mind
about helping me?
Mia: You mean helping Liza.
No, I’m still on board.
Adam: Good.
I know it seems -- seems
drastic, Mia,
but getting her declared
incompetent is going to shield
her from embezzlement charges
and possibly jail time.
For her sake and Colby’s --
Mia: Like I said, Adam,
you can count me in.
But we do this my way or you can
forget about it.
Greenlee: For this I went
to college.
For this -- ugh! --
I worked my butt off.
I get kicked down the corporate
ladder so Kendall can hog all
the perks and glory.
[Knock on door]
Val: Greetings, ye who have
fallen.
Greenlee: Val, do you work
at being annoying or is it
a gift?
Val: You have a delivery.
Greenlee: Well, sign for it,
Boy Friday, and buzz off.
Val: Oh, he insisted
on bringing it himself.
Greenlee: "He"?
"He" who?
Trey.
Trey: You were hoping maybe
I was Leo?
[Trey is carrying a large arrangement of flowers]
Leo: Hello, Simone.
Thank you for meeting me.
Simone: Uh-huh.
You know, what they charge for a meal here?
Leo: Yeah, well, breakfast is
on me.
It's my treat.
Simone: Really?
Leo: Yep.
Simone: Well, clue me in.
If I remember correct, it was
just a few weeks ago when
you could barely afford
the Pine Cone, and now here
you are, living large
in a four-star hotel?
What gives?
Leo: Well, I sort of came
into some money.
Simone: Hmm. Somebody die?
Leo: Yeah, sort of.
Listen,
I have to discuss something
pretty big with you.
Simone: Yeah?
Well, I’ve got some big news,
too.
You want to flip to see
who goes first?
Kendall: Who put that
goofy smile on your face?
Ryan: You.
Kendall: Me?
Why?
Ryan: What, you mean I need
a reason?
Kendall: No.
Just not something I’m used to.
Ryan: Oh, yeah?
Kendall: Yeah.
I mean, most of the other guys
that I’ve been with,
I never stuck around
for the morning after.
Ryan: Well, then you know
something -- I’m not like most
other guys.
Adam: So, Mia, you're
insisting that we do it
your way.
What way is that?
Mia: Adam, do you know what
I see when I look at you?
Adam: A man who loves
his wife beyond reason?
Mia: No, a man who is
so in control that he's out
of control.
Adam: What the devil does
that mean?
Mia: Ok, around Colby,
you're like this tame tiger,
but otherwise, you're just like
this sledgehammer.
Adam: I'm a man who knows
how to get what he wants.
Mia: Well, maybe that
Kamikaze style works
in business, but it's not going
to help Liza.
Adam: This is all
about helping Liza.
She siphoned huge sums of money
from the company, all totally
unaccounted for.
Mia: And we need
to shield her.
I get that.
Adam: That's right,
and if we get her certified
unfit, it can keep her out
of prison.
Mia: Depending on how
you do it.
I mean, we have to proceed
with extreme caution.
Adam: I have every intention
of that.
Mia: Adam, your intentions
are no good!
Adam: What, are you saying
you're questioning what I want
for Liza?
Mia: Before Liza got sick,
she was in your face nonstop.
Adam: You're not my wife.
Mia: I'm her sister!
And I want her to be taken care
of right!
Adam: So,
that's what we both want.
What do you want from me?
Mia: I want you to accept
that I’m calling the shots.
Adam: And if I refuse?
Mia: Well, you're going
to have me on your bad side,
and you don't want me
on your bad side.
Adam: I'm quaking with fear.
Mia: I am serious, Adam.
If you try to railroad Liza
into some home or storm-troop
your way through the courts,
I’m going to kick your butt
from here to hell.
Adam: Well, there's no doubt
you're Liza’s sister.
Mia: She is covering
from a major surgery.
She doesn't need you acting like
some backyard bully.
Adam: What does she need?
Mia: You, Adam --
without the attitude
and without the whip
and the guns blazing,
just you and your love
and your support.
Adam: She's always had that.
Mia: Yeah, you've given it
to her in your own way,
I know, but I need you to forget
about your way and do it
in a way that Liza needs --
if you want her to get better.
Adam: Yes, of course I want
her to get better.
Mia: Good.
So then the first thing we do is
we get her the hell out of that
hospital.
Adam: Yeah.
Dr. Greenberg: You're making
good progress, Liza.
Jake: So, Dr. Greenberg,
how soon do you think
our patient will be up
and around?
Dr. Greenberg: Well,
we'll set a course of physical
therapy as soon as she's strong
enough.
Jake: Liza?
Do you have any questions we can
answer for you about
your treatment?
Dr. Greenberg: I'll be back
later to check on you.
Joe: Gentlemen.
Jake: Hey, Dad.
Joe: How's Liza this morning?
Jake: Well, her vitals are
good and her speech and memory
appear to be coming back.
Joe: Well, that's good news.
Jake: Yes, but there's just
something going on with the way
she's acting.
Joe: Huh.
She's not pleased
with her progress?
Jake: Well, that's just it --
she doesn't seem to be behind
on recovery at all.
Dr. Greenberg: She answers
my questions, but she's
listless.
Joe: Post-op depression?
Dr. Greenberg: That'd be
my call, Joe.
And if it doesn't lift soon,
could seriously compromise
her recovery.
Simone: I'm too stoked
to wait for a coin toss.
You've got to hear this.
Leo: What's up? Tell me.
Simone: Well, I told you that
I dropped off the outline
and a chapter of the whole
Proteus expose, right?
Leo: Yeah, to some big
publishing house, yeah.
Simone: Yeah, well,
they made me --
they made us, Leo, an offer.
True crime is so hot right now.
Leo: What kind of an offer?
Simone: Oh, deep breath,
my dear Leo.
A six-figure advance.
And they want us both
to promote it, talk-show
circuit.
Leo: Ok, ok.
Listen, Simone, I -- I can't
really --
Simone: No, no, forget all
other commitments.
I mean, this is our ticket
to the bestsellers list.
I mean, you're going to have to,
like, clear out a whole entire
shelf to make room for all
the awards you're going to ace.
Leo: Ok, I need you to back
off the caffeine for a second
and listen to me, ok?
Simone: Leo, this is the best
thing that ever happened to us.
Why are you not doing
the happy dance?
Leo: Simone, Greenlee's
the best thing that ever
happened to me.
Simone: Ok.
So?
Leo: So --
I’m sorry that I got you all
wrapped up in the book thing.
I guess at the time I thought
that exposing my mother was
the way to go.
Simone: Yeah, it is.
It's pure gold.
Leo: No, it's not.
I was just trying to get back
at Vanessa.
I can't go through with this.
Simone: This is your
big news, that you don't want
to write the book?
Leo: No. Not anymore.
Simone: Even with this
incredibly sweet deal
on the table?
Leo: Listen, it's definite,
Simone.
The book thing's not going
to happen.
Greenlee: Trey,
they're gorgeous.
Trey: I didn't know what kind
you liked.
Greenlee: Thank God
they're not just roses.
Trey: You have a problem
with roses?
Greenlee: They're
so predictable.
Trey: Leo would have done
that, right?
Greenlee: Why do you keep
bringing him up?
And to answer your question,
I wasn't hoping you were him.
Trey: Good.
Because I had a great time
last night.
Greenlee: So did I.
Trey: You got home ok?
Greenlee: Yeah.
Trey: Because usually
on a date, the guy escorts
the girl home.
Greenlee: Are you wondering
if Leo took me home?
Trey: You were last seen
in his vicinity.
Greenlee: Leo and I talked.
He went his way, I went mine.
Trey: Well, I was just
wondering because if you had
gotten back together --
Greenlee: You'd bow out
graciously?
Trey: That's what a gentleman
would do.
Greenlee: Here's a tip,
Trey -- don't be such
a gentleman.
Trey: Is that an invitation
for me to step into the ring
with Leo?
Greenlee: It's an invitation
to see where we could go.
Just so you know, I’m not
on the market for a major
romance.
Trey: Understood.
Greenlee: I like you, Trey.
You don't make assumptions
about me.
Trey: I like you,
too, Greenlee.
Greenlee: Saying it
with flowers was a nice touch.
Let's just keep it light
and fun, ok?
Trey: I can do fun.
But there is one small
complication.
Greenlee: If you tell me
you're married, I’ll scream.
Trey: No, no, nothing like
that.
But I didn't just come here
to give you flowers
and thank you for our evening
last night.
Greenlee: Oh?
Trey: I have something else
for you, and I can tell
you right now you're not going
to like it.
Kendall: Don't look at me.
Ryan: What do you mean
don't look at you?
Why not?
Kendall: Because I’m a mess.
Ryan: No, you actually look
cute when you're all sleepy.
Kendall: Oh, right.
My hair's a rat's nest
and my makeup is anywhere
but on my face.
Ryan: Yeah, that's what
I’m saying.
I kind of go for that look,
you know?
Kendall: You sweet-talker,
you.
Ryan: Oh.
You look beautiful.
You do.
And you have
the softest skin.
Mmm.
Kendall: Ryan, am I the first
girl you've been with since --
Ryan: Since Gillian died?
No.
Not even the second.
Kendall: Well,
don't you feel a little
disloyal?
Is that a stupid question?
Ryan: No, it's not a stupid
question.
I've thought about that a lot.
You know that Gllian was
everything to me, but
she wouldn't want my world
to stop because she's gone.
I know in my heart that
she wants me to move on,
she would want me to move on.
Kendall: That makes sense.
Ryan: Nothing in my life has
made sense since she's been
gone.
But last night did.
But I don't know what that means
necessarily.
I don't know where it's going
to take us, but, you know,
I’m glad it happened.
Can I tell you something else?
Kendall: What?
Ryan: I'm happy you stuck
around, didn't tiptoe out
of here in the middle
of the night.
Because I like waking up
with you.
Kendall: Me, too.
Though I’m not much
of a snuggler.
Ryan: Oh, really?
You could've fooled me
because I think you're doing
just fine.
Jake: You see what I mean?
Joe: Yes, I do, and I’ve seen
it too often in my career.
Jake: Well, it's just like
she's given up.
Joe: Yeah.
Well, you know, I went through
the same thing myself,
you remember, after my bypass?
Operation was a complete
success, but my spirits were way
down.
Jake: Yeah, but you got
over it.
Joe: Well, but I had your mom
and you boys.
Jake: Well, Adam has been
here, but she just doesn't seem
to be responding to him.
Joe: How about her sister,
Mia?
Jake: Mia seems to be the one
that she wants to lean on.
Joe: Yeah, well, that's good
she has someone, but,
of course, she has to want
to get better herself.
Jake: Hey.
Mia: I know exactly what
we need to do to make that
happen.
Liza needs to be with
her daughter at home.
Adam: Take care of it, Jake.
Let Liza go home today.
Simone: You know, I don't get
you, Leo.
You practically begged me
to write your story about
your mother/drug lord.
Leo: I know, I know I did,
and I was totally so stoked
about the idea at the time.
Simone: This was your baby,
Leo.
What happened?
Leo: Well, for starters,
my mother's about 12 doughnuts
shy of a baker's dozen.
She's nuts.
She's certifiably nuts.
She tried to kill -- she tried
to choke me with a cord,
and then she did some
drug-induced replay of driving
David’s father to suicide.
And then, if that wasn't enough,
she escaped from the hospital,
she kidnapped Greenlee, and then
threatened her life in front
of a captive audience.
You tell me.
Simone: Yeah, I know, ok?
I was here. I saw it.
It -- it was hideous.
Leo: No, Simone, it was
beyond hideous.
Simone: You yourself said
Vanessa’s meltdown would make
one hell of an ending.
Leo: I know I did.
I guess that I was in shock.
I don't know what I was saying.
Simone: Leo, come on.
You knew when we started writing
this thing that your mother was
a monster.
You were primed and ready
to bare your soul and expose
Vanessa for millions of hungry
readers.
Why?
Why kill --
why kill this story now when
it's hotter than ever?
Leo: Because it's simple --
I can't do this to Greenlee.
Greenlee: What's the deal
here, Trey?
No offense, but we're
practically strangers.
I mean, you don't have the power
to decimate me and those flowers
out there aren't a thank-you,
are they?
Trey: I was hoping they would
cushion the blow.
Greenlee: What blow?
You had a sex change?
You're really an alien
from the planet Twilight?
You're starting to freak me out
here, Trey.
Trey: I'm not trying to.
Greenlee: Well, you know,
just stop hedging and drop
the bomb already.
Trey: I came here to deliver
this.
Greenlee: Fan mail from some
flounder?
Trey: Open it.
Greenlee: Are you out
of your mind?
[Kendall and Ryan play a video game on the TV in their hotel room – while still in bed]
Kendall: You have a lot
of control.
Ryan: Well, I’ve had a lot
of practice.
Kendall: Yeah, but you lack
a certain killer instinct.
Ooh, you missed.
Ryan: Deliberately.
Strategy is required, Kendall.
Believe me, it'll pay off.
Kendall: Sound awfully sure
of that.
Ryan: I am. I am.
You -- you are a little bit
of a loose cannon.
Kendall: Calling me
unpredictable?
Ryan: Watch out! Watch out!
My thruster's right
on your tail.
Kendall: Oh, not for long,
space cowboy.
Ryan: Oh, you kidding me?
You are so slow!
I've just knocked
out your fazers!
I'm taking you down, girl.
Kendall: I don't think so.
There is no way you're getting
through my force field.
Ryan: Your force field?
I just went through
the porthole.
Surrender!
Kendall: No, no, no --
Ryan: Because I’m coming
aboard!
Kendall: That's not fair!
I was beating you!
Ryan: Guess you fell
into my trap.
You are my prisoner.
[Ryan and Kendall kiss]
[Knock on door]
Ryan: What?
Kendall: Oh, thank God,
thank God, room service.
Ryan: Go away!
Kendall: I'm starving.
No, I’m hungry.
Ryan: Oh, I hope ordered
enough food.
Kendall: Yeah, me, too.
Go get the food, get the food.
I'm so hungry.
Ryan: Oh, oh, excuse me.
Hey, hey, shouldn't you call
Erica?
You're going to be really late.
Is that --
Kendall: No, one of the perks
of being my own boss is that
I can roll into work whenever
I damn well please.
Ryan: Yeah?
Kendall: Yeah.
[Knock]
Kendall: Now will you be
sweet and get me a latte?
Ryan: Skim with just a little
bit of sugar?
Kendall: Little bit of sugar.
Ryan: Just a little?
Kendall: Just a little.
Ryan: All right.
Kendall: Thanks.
[Ryan opens the door]
Ryan: Ahem.
Man: Hello.
Ryan: You're not
room service.
Man: No, Mr. Lavery,
I’m the hotel concierge.
I'm afraid we have a small
problem.
Ryan: What, you ran out
of eggs?
Concierge: May I come in?
Ryan: Uh, yeah, come on in.
Concierge: We ran
your credit card through
for approval, and, well,
I’m sorry, it was declined.
Ryan: Over the limit?
Concierge: I'm afraid so,
Sir.
Ryan: Well, I guess
you caught me with
my pants down.
Ryan: So what card did
I give you?
Did I give you my gold card?
Concierge: I believe it was,
Sir.
Ryan: All right, all right.
Well, don't be embarrassed
about this because I kind
of expected this might happen.
Concierge: Oh, you did?
Ryan: There's a special lady
that I don't want to really
disappoint, you know what
I’m saying?
Concierge: I'm afraid I don't
understand.
Ryan: Hmm, yeah, neither do
I really.
Look, I’m going to give
you another card and I’m sure
they're going to honor this one.
Between the two cards, I think
it'll cover the cost, all right?
Concierge: If you say so,
Sir.
Ryan: You know what -- here,
take this for your trouble.
Concierge: Oh.
Thank you, Mr. Lavery.
I'm sure this will work out
to everyone's satisfaction.
Ryan: I hope so.
Concierge: And I’ll run this
card through right away.
Ryan: Great.
Great, great, great, great.
After you.
See ya. Thanks.
Kendall: You maxed out all
of your credit cards just
to give me a night I’d never
forget?
Ryan: You weren't supposed
to hear that.
Kendall: Too late.
Look at you.
You're broke and you're smiling.
Ryan: I'm happy, I smile.
What's your excuse?
Kendall: You idiot!
You idiot.
Ryan: Wow.
What was that about?
Kendall: Well, just when
I think you can't surprise me
anymore, you go and top
yourself.
Ryan: And that's a good
thing?
Kendall: It's a very,
very good thing.
Simone: Leo,
what does Greenlee have to do
with you being chosen
for Oprah's book club?
Leo: Greenlee was Vanessa’s
main target throughout this
whole thing, Simone.
Simone: Yeah, but she wasn't
the only one.
I mean, Mateo and his entire
family were threatened.
I mean, she held a gun at you.
Leo: Have you ever had
your life threatened, hmm?
Ever had a knife to your throat?
Simone: No, thank God.
Leo: Yeah, well,
Greenlee was inches away
from death, ok?
I'm not sure she's ever going
to get over that.
Simone: I'm sure Greenlee
will find a way to tough it out.
Leo: I'm not so sure
she will.
I ran into her last night.
Simone: Was she ok?
Leo: No, she's not,
she's anything but ok.
She doesn't even feel safe,
not even in her sleep,
and it's because of what Vanessa
did to her.
If we write this book,
the final chapter's going to be
all about Greenlee and how
she came so close to losing
her life, and I just don't want
to stir any of that stuff up
again, ok?
She's going to be profiled,
she's going to be questioned.
Look, I know that it's a lot
of money --
it's a lot of money, but I don't
ever want her to have to relive
one moment of that nightmare.
Simone: Well, I guess
the book tour's going to have
to wait.
Leo: Thank you
for understanding.
Simone: You know, I hope
I meet someone that loves me
as much as you love Greenlee.
Leo: Ah.
Simone: I mean that.
You're amazing.
[Simone leaves and Bianca takes her seat]
Bianca: Hey.
Leo: Yo, Binks, what's up?
Bianca: I couldn't help
overhearing you and Simone --
because I was eavesdropping.
Leo: Well, if it's about
the book deal, forget it
because --
Bianca: No, no, it's not.
I wouldn't even think of talking
you out of it.
It's --
well,
I’m just about to do something
that surprises the hell out
of me.
I want you to find Greenlee
and tell her that you want
her back.
Greenlee: Trey, this is
a fricking subpoena.
You want me to give
a deposition?
Trey: It's
the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
vs. Vanessa Cortlandt.
Greenlee: Why me?
Trey: You were one
of Vanessa’s victims.
She held you hostage.
Greenlee: I was there.
You don't have to remind me.
Trey: Your sworn testimony
will show that my client is
clearly delusional.
Greenlee: You want me to get
Vanessa off on an insanity plea?
Trey: I wouldn't call being
committed to an institution
for the criminally insane
getting off.
Greenlee: I don't give a damn
what you call it, you're not
using me to give that wack job
a free pass.
Trey: I'm afraid you don't
have a choice.
Greenlee: Where are you going?
Trey: I'm going to go get
a court stenographer.
We're going to get
your deposition right here,
this morning.
Greenlee: Ah!
Adam: Jake, you and Joe
and Dr Greenberg
all agree that
physically, Liza’s where
she's supposed to be.
Mia: But emotionally,
she's not there.
Jake: Dad and I were just
discussing that.
Adam: Clearly, being here
isn't helping her.
Mia: Yeah, my sister,
she needs to be at home where
her family can take care of her.
Adam: I'll provide whatever
home care, whatever medical
supplies she needs.
Mia: But beyond all that,
she just needs to be surrounded
by people that she loves.
I mean, there's nothing that's
going to make a patient recover
more quickly than being
with a loving family.
Joe: There's something
in what you're saying.
Mia: Don't get me wrong now,
I mean, you and Jake and Dr.
Greenberg, you've all
done a wonderful job and we're
all very grateful to you,
but, I mean, you know, let us
take it from here.
Let the people who love
her help her.
We owe her that much, right?
Joe: I defer to
my chief of staff.
Jake: I will get the patient
release forms started.
Mia: Thank you.
Adam: Well done.
I'll give Liza the good news.
Adam:
Liza, Sweetheart?
Adam: Liza, how would
you like to go home today?
Bianca: Ok, Leo,
we're friends, right?
Leo: Yeah, we're the bestest
of friends, Bianca.
Bianca: The bestest, and
it's never been a secret that
I haven't been behind
you and Greenlee as a couple.
Leo: Right, you've always
been very honest with me.
Bianca: Ok, ok.
Going with that,
anyone with an attention span
of more than five seconds can
tell that you and Greenlee are
wild about each other.
Leo: Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't even -- after everything
that's gone down the last couple
months, don't even think
about us ever trying to get back
together.
It's not going to happen.
Bianca: My best friend --
my best friend is lying
to my face.
Leo: What are you talking
about?
Bianca: Leo, it's a total
miracle when you find someone
to love who loves you back.
I mean, it's so huge.
People write songs and books
and movies about it.
Leo: So what?
Bianca: So --
I mean, God, I would give
anything to have somebody that
I loved so completely,
knowing that that person beamed
it right back at me.
I mean, I thought I had a chance
with Frankie, but Vanessa
cheated us out of it.
Are you going to let her cheat
you out of it, too?
Are you going to use what
she has done as an excuse
to give up on everything that
you and Greenlee could be
to each other?
I mean, God, Leo, I thought
you were beyond pride.
Leo: It's not about pride,
Bianca.
Bianca: What is it about?
It's a total freaking waste
of time.
Leo: You really think that
me and Greenlee have a chance
to get back together?
Bianca: Yeah, I mean,
you have everything -- love
and affection.
God, what more do you want?
Leo: I totally love you, ok?
Breakfast is on me.
You charge that to my suite.
Bianca: Great.
He gets the girl --
I get Eggs Benedict.
[Greenlee makes some phone calls]
Greenlee: When do you expect
Mr. Montgomery back from court?
That'll be too late.
Val, put me through to Erica,
stat.
New York. Ugh.
Give me the number.
Uh-huh.
Ok.
Greenlee: Yes, I need
Erica Kane.
I know she's in a meeting,
but this is an emergency.
Thanks for nothing, Dear!
[Knock on door]
Simone: Greenlee?
Do you got a second?
Greenlee: Not really.
What do you want?
Simone: Well, I’m here
because I’m going to rat out
a friend.
Greenlee: Ratting out people
is your best event.
Simone: Look, Leo did
something today that I think
you should know about.
He was offered a major
book deal,
you know, to write about Vanessa
and the whole Proteus thing,
and we're talking, like,
six-figure deal, movie rights,
the whole enchilada.
Greenlee: So?
Simone: So
Leo turned it down.
Greenlee: And this concerns
me how?
Simone: Leo walked away
from fame and fortune
because of you.
He didn't want your nightmare
with Vanessa to be dished
on the chat-show circuit.
He wanted to protect you.
I mean,
what kind of guy does that,
Greenlee?
You should probably mull that
over a bit.
[Knock on door]
Trey: Greenlee, are you ready
to give your deposition
on Vanessa Cortlandt?
Ryan: A penny for
your thoughts.
Kendall: It's funny
you should say that.
You can't afford this, Ryan.
Like, I still can't believe
you spent every dime you had
on me.
Ryan: Well, I thought it was
going to be worth it and I was
right.
Kendall: Can I ask
you something?
Ryan: Hmm -- ok.
Kendall: Was this a date?
Ryan: Yeah.
I mean, I guess. Definitely.
Right?
Kendall: Well, this wasn't
too shabby for our first date
then, huh?
Ryan: Hmm, on a scale
of one to 10, I’d say it was
like, you know, about 111.
Kendall: And who would've
thought that you would've left
your cheapskate persona
at the pine dump.
Ryan: Excuse me,
"cheapskate persona"?
Who paid for you until you moved
in with Myrtle?
Kendall: You, but you griped
about it the whole time.
Ryan: Right, I’m so tight
that I spend my whole bankroll
on a motorcycle?
Kendall: That doesn't count.
Ryan: What do you mean
it doesn't count?
Kendall: That doesn't count.
Ryan: What are you trying
to prove?
What are you trying to say?
Kendall: Nothing.
It's just that you're really
different as a date than you are
as a neighbor.
Ryan: "Different" like --
like better different?
Kendall: Way, way better.
Way better.
Well,
I’m running late now.
I got to go to work.
Ryan: Hmm.
Kendall: It's a good thing
for me Erica’s out of town.
Ryan: Is Greenlee going
to give you a hard time?
Kendall: Hey, she works
for me now.
I can handle her with my eyes
closed.
Ryan: Yeah, I think you can
handle just anybody
with their eyes closed.
Kendall: Hey, if you're --
if you're looking for the right
thing to say, it's ok.
You don't have to say anything.
Ryan: So you're --
you're all good, hmm?
Kendall: Yeah.
You kidding me?
You've spent every single dime
you had and now we have to run
out the back door.
It's been a slice of heaven.
You mind if I shower first?
Ryan: You go ahead.
Kendall: Hey, Ryan?
Ryan: Hmm?
Kendall: This was really
nice.
Thank you.
[Adam gets
Liza
settled in the living room of the Chandler Mansion]
Adam: Here you are, Sweetheart.
You comfortable?
Would you like another pillow?
Warm enough?
Would you like tea?
I could have Winifred bring
you in some tea.
Would that be good?
Liza: Colby?
Adam: Colby is at school
right now.
She should be home soon,
I think.
Liza: I want Colby home.
[Mia walks in with Colby]
Colby: Mommy!
Ryan: Oh.
Kendall: It's kind of tacky
slinking away in clothes
from the night before.
I hope they have a shift change
here.
I doubt they see
one-night stands very often.
What?
Ryan: Well, I don't know
exactly what you'd call what
this was or --
or what it's going to be,
but I know one thing for sure --
I wouldn't call it
a one-night stand.
Not for me, anyway.
I mean, you don't go on a picnic
with a one-nighter, right?
Kendall: I forgot
my sunglasses.
Just hold the elevator for me.
[Kendall goes back into the hotel room for one last look]
Trey: Please state your full
name and address for the record.
Greenlee: My name is
Greenlee Smythe.
I live at 718 Valley Road.
Trey: Occupation?
Greenlee: Cosmetics
executive.
Trey: What was the nature
of your relationship
to Vanessa Cortlandt?
Leo: Hey, Val.
Is Greenlee busy?
Val: Well, you could say
she's otherwise engaged,
but not with work.
Leo: What does that mean?
Val: It means she's in there
giving a deposition to some
lawyer.
Trey: What were her exact
words when Vanessa Cortlandt
took you hostage at knife-point?
[Leo bursts into Greenlee’s office]
Leo: You lousy little --
Greenlee: Leo.
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Brooke: Don't you think
you've done enough damage
already?
Trey: Do Greenlee a favor --
stay away from her.
Greenlee: I'm going to put
an end to this madness,
starting with Jake.
I'm going to put everything
on the table.
Jake: Are you locking me in?
Mia: If I have to.
So get undressed.