Greenlee: Daddy's really
trying hard to be the husband
and father he should've been all
this time.
And once you see him, you'll be
able to tell the difference
right away.
Leo: You are some kind
of a father, you know that,
Roger?
Roger: Where you going?
Leo: To see Greenlee.
Liza: The only person who
I trust is you with those
bankbooks.
Ryan: Can you trust me enough
to find out who we are together?
Kendall: I trust
you with my whole life.
TODAY'S - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Simone: I am so sorry,
Greenlee.
There's just no excuse.
Roger: Simone, maybe
we should talk about this --
Simone: No.
This is our fault,
your father and mine.
Oh, Greenlee, I beg you --
please, no matter what's
happened, please don't let this
ruin your wedding.
Mary: Roger, what now?
What have you done to our little
girl?
Ryan: I'm just saying I still
don't like it.
Kendall: Listen, what Trey is
suggesting is completely out
there, I know.
But we have to trust him.
Ryan: Oh, we do, do we?
Kendall: You hired him.
Ryan: Yeah, I know he's
supposed to good, but I mean,
making you --
Kendall: Listen, what other
choice do we have?
Who else is there?
Erica's slept with every other
lawyer there is in town.
The male ones, anyway.
Ryan: I'm not saying get rid
of the guy.
I'm just saying that he should
allow us to be more involved --
I mean, more involved
in your defense.
[Knock on door]
Kendall: That's him.
Listen, I like Trey.
Besides, with my reputation,
it's good for me to have such
a clean-cut lawyer standing next
to me.
Trey: Hello.
So, it's all set.
Is Pine Valley's biggest fibber
ready to take a lie detector
test?
Adam: Can I pour you a water?
Liza: Sure.
Mia: Oh, how's Marian’s
headache, Stuart?
Stuart: Oh, Marian’s fine.
She's good.
I was just out in the kitchen
with Lucretia.
She's making quite a spread out
there.
Jake: I'm sure she is.
Mia: Hope she's not
disappointed if nobody eats it.
Stuart: I'm not hungry.
I still -- I keep thinking about
saying good-bye to Dixie
and then -- and Hayley's
upstairs worrying Enzo.
Mia: Yeah, well, at least
his fever went down.
Stuart: Oh, good, good.
That's great news.
Yeah, Jake, I’m still --
Adam -- he's in one of his moods
tonight.
Jake, I’m really glad that
you could come tonight
because we may need a referee.
Excuse me.
Jake: Sure, sure.
Mia: Sure.
Jake: So, a referee?
I thought that was your job.
Mia: So did I.
I bet you wish I hadn't invited
you now, huh?
Jake: No, not a chance,
not a chance.
I think you can use some backup.
You know, as a matter of fact,
I was thinking we could walk out
to the rose garden and see
if we can work up an appetite.
Mia: Hmm.
Liza: I hope you'll give us
all a break tonight.
Everybody's tense.
Adam: I don't know what
you're talking about.
Liza: You've been glowering
since you came home
from the service.
Is it about Dixie dying, or is
it something else?
Adam: I don't know what else
it could be.
Do you, Liza?
Liza: He's impossible
tonight.
Stuart: You know,
I know the best way for you two
to be friends again.
Why don't you just tell him
your big secret?
Hayley: Who's a big boy?
Yes, shh.
Who's a big boy?
Mateo: Hey, come on, we need
you downstairs.
Everyone's in a funk.
Please.
Hayley: Good, I’m glad you're
here.
Come here. Feel him again.
His fever's back.
Mateo: Really?
Hayley: Yeah, yeah, feel.
Mateo: Let me see.
Yeah, you're right. He's warm.
Hayley: Please, can you go
get Jake?
I just want him to check
him out.
This isn't normal. Please.
[Enzo cries]
Hayley: Shh, shh.
Yes, baby.
Ryan: I thought that
polygraph tests weren't
admissible in court.
Trey: Well, I’ll try to ease
it in.
But in any case, we'll make sure
that the media gets the results
of the test.
And since the jury's not
sequestered, well, they'll hear
that Kendall here didn't start
the fire at Erica’s house.
And that's all that really
matters, right?
Kendall: Oh. Very slick.
Ryan: Yeah, very slick.
If she passes.
What happens if she flunks?
Roger: Mary.
I had no idea that you'd be
here.
Impulsive as ever, I see.
Mary: No, it wasn't
impulsive.
I changed my plans.
I didn't want to miss Greenlee's
first wedding.
And I hope you and your friend
haven't ruined it.
Hello?
Somebody want to introduce us?
Greenlee: Mother, this is
Simone, my maid of honor.
Mary: Ah.
Greenlee: She's not daddy's
friend, she's mine.
Leo: Her best friend.
Greenlee: Simone, this is
my mother, Mary Smythe.
Mary: Hi. It's a pleasure.
Simone: Mrs. Smythe.
Mary: No, please call me
Mary.
Simone: Mary.
Mary: I was just telling
Greenlee how she had a difficult
time holding on to friends when
she was a girl, and there was
a party once -- oh, never mind.
I'll tell you about it later.
I'm sorry, you were about
to make some kind of
a confession.
Go ahead.
Simone: Oh --
Roger: It doesn't -- doesn't
matter.
Greenlee: Well, I want
to know.
What's the big secret, Simone?
I mean, what could you and daddy
possibly do to my wedding?
Roger: Sweetheart,
it's nothing.
A big mix-up. Let it go.
Leo: Yeah, yeah, it's over.
And as for details, I’d rather
not know.
Greenlee: Leo?
Are you in on their secret?
Leo: Um, no.
What?
Mary: Looks like there's
a conspiracy in the works here.
Greenlee: Daddy,
I thought I we had a new
understanding.
No more lies.
Mary: Oh, is that what
he said?
That is a turnaround.
Greenlee: Come on, daddy.
Show mom how upfront you can be.
Mary: Well, we haven't heard
from the maid of honor
in a while.
I think we'll have better luck
with her.
Roger: All right.
Simone and I have been keeping
something from you, and we raced
right over here because we were
certain that you'd caught on,
but you didn't.
Greenlee: So tell me.
How bad can it be?
Roger: You decide.
Simone and I arranged
an engagement party for you.
Greenlee: You did?
Roger: Uh-huh.
Mary: Oh --
Greenlee: That's
so incredibly sweet!
Mary: Yes.
That's the classified secret?
Roger: Well, and the caterer
called here and left a message.
I gave him, mistakenly,
your number instead of my own.
Leo: Oh --
Greenlee: Oh, I didn't ge t
a mess--
you erased it.
Leo: Yeah, I did.
I didn't want to know what
they were doing.
Greenlee: Damn.
Daddy, I’m so not used
to you making a fuss over me,
but I love it.
And you are just the best maid
of honor ever.
Simone: Oh, no, it's --
really, let's not talk about it
anymore.
Greenlee: Ok, fine!
I won't talk about it.
This is so fabulous!
And now that I have my mom here,
all the people I adore are going
to be at my wedding.
Mary: And that's as it
should be.
Oh, by the way, darling,
I took your towels down
in the bathroom.
Leo: What? Why?
Greenlee: They're not clean?
Mary: Oh, of course they are.
No, they're fine.
They're just a little bit rough,
and I want to get you some
softer ones that don't clash
with the rest of the room.
Greenlee: Oh, but I really --
Mary: Darling, a woman's
bathroom makes such a statement
about who she is.
Let's just rethink that
statement.
Greenlee: Well, I have lots
more.
Come on, I’ll show you.
Mary: Do you have any Turkish
towels?
Greenlee: No.
Mary: Oh, we'll fix that.
Roger: Now you see what I’ve
had to put up with for 30 years.
Simone: Don't say another
word.
That was so humiliating.
Roger: So, you talked tough
downstairs, Leo, but you came up
here and you couldn't tell
her about Simone and me, right?
Leo: No, I couldn't
because her mother's here.
But don't think for one second
that either one of you two are
out of the net.
You're just as much -- you're
just as toxic as everybody
ever --
Mary: This is going to be
a bigger job than I thought.
Greenlee: No, but it's not
necessary mother.
I --
Mary: Let me get my Palm
Pilot.
The bedroom's going to need
a little bit of revamping, too.
Greenlee: Mom, I’m not going
to let you redecorate my whole
apartment.
Mary: Oh, nonsense.
It'll be my wedding gift to you.
Greenlee: I don't need a gift
from you.
Mary: Well, then it'll be
your gift to me.
Or don't you like shopping
with me anymore?
Leo: I think this -- I love
this place.
Roger: I always thought it
was fine.
Greenlee: You know what?
Maybe mom is right.
I mean after all, she's
the artist, not me.
Leo: Well, so what?
Greenlee: Mother has won
international prizes
for her sculptures.
Simone: Yes, yes.
Greenlee told me.
Greenlee: And you know what's
so cool?
My father is totally supportive.
Always.
Simone: You know what,
I’m going to take off.
Greenlee: No, no. You can't.
I want you and mom to get
to know each other better.
Mary: Yes, Simone, I’d like
that, too.
Now, I want you to tell me
exactly what you do.
Simone: Oh.
Greenlee: Oh, wait till
you hear.
Actually, you and Simone have
a lot in common.
Stuart: It's terrible to see
the way you and Adam act like
strangers.
And everybody can see that all
you want to do is hug each
other.
Liza: Is that what you see?
Stuart: What I see is that
you're acting like him.
He can tell lies.
He's always told lies.
He does it all the time, and it
always blows up in his face.
Do you want that to happen
to you?
Liza: What did mother share
with you?
Stuart: Don't blame Marian.
Liza: Mm-hmm.
My mother can't keep a secret
to save her life.
Stuart: Well, so what?
Secrets stink.
Now, you know what I mean
and what I’m talking about.
I know I shouldn't be butting
in, but I --
Adam: Where is Winifred?
Liza: She's getting ready
to serve dinner.
Adam: Ah.
J.R. just called from Tad's
house.
He wants to come by and pick up
his leather jacket.
Seems he and Tad are going
for a walk together
on the beach.
Liza: Well, that's a picture.
But it might be good for the both of them.
Adam: Yes.
Well, I imagine I can find it
in his room.
Stuart: You two are so dumb.
Why don't you just hug each
other?
Hayley: Who's the baby?
Jake: Hey, there. What's up?
Hayley: Oh, Jake,
thank you so much.
Listen, I’m sure we're
overreacting.
[Enzo cries]
Hayley: But he's had a fever
on and off, and his eyes look
very glassy.
And, I don't know, he just
hasn't been himself.
Jake: There he is.
Let me take a look here, buddy.
Right here.
Hayley: Please, please,
take a look.
Jake: Yeah.
Mateo: Here's the
thermometer.
Hayley: Oh, thank you.
Jake: You know what?
You're right, he is a little
warm.
Hayley: Yeah, here's -- take
that thermometer from Mateo?
Thank you.
[Enzo whimpers]
Jake: Yeah, ok. Hang on.
Hayley: I don't know.
He's -- he's just not himself.
It just doesn't seem right.
Jake: Mm-hmm.
Hayley: Shh, shh, shh.
Kendall: What do you mean,
if I flunk it?
Trey: Relax, Kendall.
It happens.
When a client's loved one starts
to doubt their innocence --
though it doesn't usually start
this early in the game.
Ryan: Ok, all right.
I don't think you set that fire.
You know that.
Come on, Kendall.
What were talking about before
Trey even showed up here?
Kendall: About how to keep me
out of jail.
Ryan: No.
About how I want to be more
involved in the defense.
Trey: See, that's where
I think you're going wrong.
I usually advise my clients not
to discuss their cases at all.
I'm sure you two have more
pleasant things to talk about,
right?
Kendall: Yeah.
Yeah, and if I just happen
to flunk it, then I can go
and torch the polygraph office.
While I’m at it, I might as well
just burn down the courthouse.
That way we won't have to just
worry about the trial.
Ryan: Come on.
Come on.
Trey: Will you just --
Ryan: You know what,
you shut up.
All right?
I don't doubt you.
I believe in you 100%.
But listen to yourself.
How do you think these tests
work, Kendall?
They gage your heart rate.
They gage your emotional state.
What do you think the lines
on the page would be doing
if you're losing it like you're
losing it right now?
Kendall: Oh.
Trey: Kendall knows what's
at stake here.
I'm sure she'll behave
in a proper manner.
Kendall: Well, you're sure.
I'm not.
Ryan: I'm just saying that's
a huge step.
It's too big a step to depend
on a machine that's going to say
whatever it's programmed to say.
Kendall: You know what,
he's right.
What's to keep me from flipping
out during the test?
Trey: Well, I’ll be there.
Ryan: Ok.
But what's the rush?
I mean, why don't we let
the fire experts look around
a little bit.
I mean, somebody else had to who
have been in the house, right?
Kendall: Yeah, yeah.
Ryan: Right.
So let the forensics team look
around.
Maybe they'll find some evidence
that will tell us who that
person was.
Ryan: I say we shelve
the polygraph test for now.
Trey: Ahem.
Kendall: You know what,
I’m with Ryan.
I think we should wait and see
whatever evidence turns up.
I mean, that way they could find
whoever did this.
[Enzo cries]
Hayley: I know exactly how
he got sick.
It was that sticky girl
at the park.
Mateo: Sticky girl?
Hayley: Yeah, she was
sneezing and coughing,
and, you know, a walking petri
dish.
But you can't say anything
to these parents.
Mateo: No, you can't.
You can't tell them anything.
Jake: Uh, question here.
How long has he had this bruise?
Hayley and Mateo: I don't
know.
Mateo: I've never seen that
bruise.
Hayley: No.
Mateo: At the playground
maybe?
Did you --
Hayley: No, no.
I was watching him the whole
time.
Jake: Well, that's ok.
It's all right, Hayley.
Um --
Hayley: Well, what does that
mean?
I mean, what is that a sign of?
Jake: Well, I think that,
you know, taking into
consideration the rising fever
that he has, we want to take him
in and have some tests run.
Mateo: At the hospital?
Hayley: Now?
Jake: Yeah, well, I can make
arrangements for you right away.
Hayley: Oh, God. Oh, yeah..
And you know what?
Can we go -- let's sneak out
the back because I don't want
to alarm everybody and get them
all freaked out.
And I couldn't the handle
the questions right now.
Jake: All right, sure.
I'll cover for you.
Listen, let me take my bag out
of here, all right?
Hayley: Sure, ok.
Mateo: Thanks, Jake.
Hayley: Shh.
Jake: See you both -- all
three there, ok?
Mateo: Ok.
Hayley: Thanks.
Oh, God.
Mateo: It's nothing,
all right?
It's going to be --
Hayley: Are you sure?
Mateo: Yeah, he's fine.
Hayley: Yeah, baby.
Mateo: He's fine.
Liza: You sent JR's jacket
along?
Adam: Yeah.
Liza: He and Tad will know
what to say to one another.
You know, we should be getting
in to dinner. Where is everyone?
Mia: Oh, well, Stuart went
to the wine cellar for Winifred,
and Hayley and Mateo are still
upstairs.
Jake: Actually, not anymore.
Mateo got a phone call
and they had to go, and Hayley
said that she would call later.
Mia: Oh.
Liza: Well, then I guess it's
just the four of us and Stuart.
Jake: Actually, sorry.
I've got to run to the hospital.
I got a call myself.
Mia: Oh, no.
Jake: Yeah.
Mia: Well, do you think
I could ask Lucretia to make up
two plates for Jake and I?
We could eat them at
the hospital after you're done
with your thing.
Jake: I wish I could,
but I don't think I’m going
to be able to.
Mia: Oh, come on.
You have to eat something.
Jake: I don't know how long
I’m going to be.
Anyway, the last place you want
be tonight is back at
the hospital.
You were just there with Liza.
Give me a rain check?
Mia: Sure.
Jake: Ok.
Liza, Adam.
Adam: So, you lied to me?
What were you doing
at the hospital?
Trey: Ok.
Shall we do an informal poll
of the room?
Everyone with a law degree
in the room raise his hand.
Kendall: Ahem.
Trey: Uh-huh.
Ryan: All right, all right,
all right.
I'm not telling you how to do
you your job.
Trey: Excuse me, but you are.
And you're starting to show
your ignorance if you think that
Jackson Montgomery’s experts are
going to turn up anything
in our favor.
Ryan: Well, they'll find it
if it's there.
Trey: You would think so,
wouldn't you?
But let me remind you that
the police think they have
an airtight case, and they're
not about to go looking for more
suspects.
Kendall: Ryan, he's right.
Trey: And we know that
Jackson Montgomery has
a personal animosity towards
Kendall and he'll bend every
rule he can to get her
convicted.
Ryan: Now, hold on a second
there.
I know what kind of a prosecutor
Jackson Montgomery is, and he's
not going to go after Kendall
if he knows she's innocent.
Trey: Ahem.
Do you have any bottled water
or anything?
Ryan: What?
No, I drink tap water.
Trey: Oh, because I happened
to see some vending machines out
there and there was some water
in it.
Do you mind?
Ryan: You know what,
if you want to talk
to your client alone,
then you can just say so.
Kendall: Ryan, you don't have
to go.
Trey: Do you mind?
I never drink tap water.
Ryan: No problem, Sport.
Kendall: I don't have any
secrets from Ryan.
Trey: Oh, yes, you do.
Ryan doesn't know that you were
in Bianca’s room where the fire
started.
That's one.
Kendall: So what?
I was in that room weeks before
the fire.
Trey: Do you really think
that Jack Montgomery’s experts
can make that distinction?
Kendall: Well, they're bound
to find who else was there.
Trey: What they'll find is
evidence that you were in that
room, and that's all they'll
need.
What do you think Ryan will say
then?
Kendall: Ryan believes in me.
I don't want to mess that up.
Trey: Look, I know it'd be
better if we had our own
experts.
But we can't afford to hire
them, can we?
Kendall: No, we can't.
Trey: Kendall, I realize that
taking a polygraph test isn't
the perfect solution.
But it's something.
We have to give it a shot.
Kendall: But what do I tell
Ryan?
Trey: I hesitate to even
suggest this, but --
Kendall: What?
Trey: You could take
the polygraph test and lie
to Ryan.
Kendall: Lie about taking
a polygraph test?
Trey, you have a dark side.
Mary: Now, what could Simone
and I possibly have in common?
Other than our devotion to you,
of course.
Greenlee: Well, you both
majored in journalism
in college.
Mary: Oh, that was
a lifetime ago.
My writing skills are limited
to making lists these days.
So why don't we just jot down
everything that needs reworking.
Roger: Mary -- ahem -- why
don't we leave Greenlee's loft
alone and concentrate on giving
her the best possible
wedding, hmm?
Mary: That's the reason I’m
here, Roger.
Roger: Why are you being
so defensive?
Mary: I'm not.
Why are you being so defensive?
Roger: Me?
I'm not giving our daughter
a makeover.
Let's put her first for once
in our lives, all right?
Mary: Ok, ok.
Where is the sudden caring
and concern and psychobabble --
is this your attempt to make
believe that you've really
changed?
Roger: You know what?
It took a long time and it was
very painful, but I do have new
priorities, yes.
Mary: Mm-hmm.
Like your car is more important
than your bank account now?
What are you hiding?
Roger: Nothing.
All I want is for Greenlee to be
happy and for you and I not
to be enemies.
Mary: Roger, you always want
the impossible.
Leo: I'm going to go get
something.
I'll be right back.
Greenlee: Ok, ok.
Just look at the way they're
talking to each other.
I mean, obviously they still
care about each other.
Maybe going through with this
wedding will make them think
of getting remarried.
Simone: Remarried?
Greenlee: Why not?
They deserve each other.
I mean, who else would want
them?
[Phone rings]
Mary: Darling, should
I answer that?
I left this number for
a designer I met in London.
Greenlee: Sure, go ahead.
[Ring]
Mary: Mother of the bride
speaking.
Vanessa: Oh, is this
Mrs. Smythe?
I have to tell you that I’m
absolutely mad about
your daughter.
Mary: Would you like to speak
to her?
Vanessa: Not yet.
Are you sitting down?
Are you comfortable?
Because we have so much to talk
about.
Vanessa: Oh, I can't believe
I’m talking to Mary Smythe.
You are here for your daughter's
wedding?
Mary: Yes, Miss --
[Vanessa laughs]
Vanessa: I saw your pictures
in the paper.
I mean, you're really going
to have to try hard not
to overshadow the bride.
Mary: Oh, well, thank you.
To whom am I speaking?
Vanessa: It's Rosie.
Rosie Wells from MGM.
Mary: MGM., the movie
studio?
Leo: She doesn't have a movie
studio --
Vanessa: Oh, yes.
Hasn't you daughter even
mentioned me?
Mary: No, Rosie, I’m afraid
she hasn't.
Greenlee: Rosie?
Who is that?
Mary: A friend of yours,
it seems.
Vanessa: Oh, is that
the bride I hear?
Mary: Yes, she's anxious
to talk to you.
Vanessa: You must be
so proud -- your daughter,
finally getting married.
I mean, finally.
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Vanessa: Well, I mean,
she has been around the block
a few times.
I mean, tell me, darling -- what
color is the wedding dress going
to be?
Mary: I don't like what
you're insinuating.
Leo: I'll talk to her.
Greenlee: No, no,
I want to -- who is this?
Vanessa: Oh, the bride
herself, the girl of the moment.
Hello, dear.
Greenlee: You have some
nerve, Vanessa.
Don't you ever call here
again!
Vanessa: Oh, wait,
wait, wait, wait, Greenlee.
I was only being polite.
As a girl, I was always taught
that you should call first
before dropping by.
Greenlee: Where are you?
Vanessa: Oh, well, look out
the window, dear.
I'm the crazy lady with the big,
big binoculars.
Greenlee: You're lying.
You're locked up.
Vanessa: But isn't it
wonderful having your mommy
there?
It's just a shame she couldn't
come when you were recuperating
from almost having your
throat cut.
Greenlee: I'm not scared
of you.
Vanessa: You know, I’ve been
telling Vanessa she should be
very ashamed of herself,
and she says, "I -- I should've
finished the job."
Greenlee: I'm not scared
of you, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Oh, darling,
I’m Rosie.
Oh, and wait till you hear
my news.
I am rehearsing a very special
song to sing at your wedding.
Greenlee: You are not getting
anywhere near my wedding.
Do you hear me?
Vanessa: Oh, but please,
I need the publicity.
Oh, and besides, I promise you,
every newspaper in the country
will cover it if I’m there.
Leo: What'd she say?
Greenlee: This all
your fault!
For going to see her,
for treating her like a normal
person!
Leo: What did she say?
Just tell me --
Greenlee: She's going to sing
at our wedding.
Mary: Greenlee, what's going
on here?
Who was that?
Greenlee: That was Leo’s
psychotic mother calling
from the loony bin.
Adam: I thought we were past
this, Liza.
Liza: Mia, would you give us
a moment alone, please?
Adam: Yes, go.
It seems I can't trust you,
either.
Liza: No, no, no,
don't blame Mia.
I was the one who wanted to keep
it from you.
Adam: I can believe that.
Adam: Well?
Liza: I was scared.
I -- I had a dizzy spell.
Adam: Was that the night
you screamed and claimed you saw
a mouse?
Liza: Yes.
Yes, it was a blur.
Adam: What did the
doctor say?
The tumor isn't --
Liza: No, no.
The tests came back fine.
They said I had nothing to be
alarmed about and that I was
back to normal, almost.
Adam: Are you, Liza?
Liza: Yes.
That's why I didn't want
you to worry.
Adam: How can I not worry?
You say you're fine, and I have
no reason to believe you.
The worst part is, you could be
sick and you wouldn't even
tell me.
Trey: Forget lying to Ryan.
It was a lousy idea.
Kendall: No, Trey --
Trey: It's just that you're
my client and Ryan’s not.
Kendall: No, Trey, my freedom
is at stake here.
I want to hear all of
your ideas, no matter how bad
you think they are.
Trey: Well, normally,
I wouldn't bring up things that
are that dishonest, but --
Kendall: You can chill.
I'm not exactly a stranger
to dishonesty.
Trey: That's why I thought
I could mention it.
Kendall: But I don't want
to lie to Ryan.
Trey: I understand.
Kendall: On the other hand,
he doesn't have a polygraph
machine to test me with.
Trey: That's true.
Kendall: And if the test
turns out in my favor, how could
he be mad?
Trey: Let's just keep one
thing clear --
it was your decision.
Kendall: I'll think about it.
Trey: Well, here are
the details.
Let me know what you're
thinking.
I'll be there.
Ryan: So, how are we doing
in here?
Trey: I think we're done
here.
Kendall, I’ll be touch.
Kendall: Thank you.
Trey: Thanks.
Ryan: So, did the boy scout
push you into taking
the polygraph test?
Kendall: Not really.
I asked him to come up
with another angle, and he said
he would.
Ryan: Good.
You did the right thing.
Ryan: You can't be serious.
Mary: My daughter is marrying a gigolo
whose mother is a criminally
insane drug trafficker?
Roger: Well, look
on the bright side.
At least she'll have a real
reason to hate her
mother-in-law.
Mary: Shut up, Roger!
Greenlee: Mom, this may be
a shock to you, but I’m fine.
Mary: You're fine?
What about me?
Leo: Ok.
Well, your pal Trey strikes
again.
He's the one who got Vanessa
the phone privileges.
Greenlee: Yeah, but is
she still locked up?
Leo: Yes, yes, she's still
locked up and she's under watch,
and I talked to her and I warned
her never to call here again.
Greenlee: Oh, yeah.
Well, I’m sure she'll do just
what you say.
Mary: Do you think she's
going to attempt to show up
at the wedding?
Roger: Mary, she's
in a rubber room.
Mary: Oh, God.
I'm getting a migraine.
Greenlee: Why don't you just
lie down.
Mary: No.
I'll just go check into
my hotel.
It's the Valley --
Greenlee: The Valley Inn.
Daddy, could you drive
her there, please?
Roger: Uh, certainly.
I'll -- as long as I leave
you with Leo and --
Leo: Simone?
Roger: Right.
Mary: Are we going,
Roger, or not?
Greenlee: Yeah, come on.
Come on, I’ll walk you out.
Roger: All right.
Simone: Thank you.
Leo: This is a disaster.
Simone: I am so sorry, Leo.
But I can tell you one thing
that will make things better.
Roger and I -- we're history.
Ryan: You know, that guy made
one good point.
We don't have to spend the whole
time talking about the case.
Kendall: Well, it's not like
I’ve seen any good movies
lately.
I wonder why.
Ryan: We can plan our bike
trip because I got the maps just
like I said I would.
Kendall: Oh, you didn't
forget.
Ryan: No, I didn't forget.
So here's what I’m thinking.
All right, I’m thinking that
before we go west, we could head
south -- like down to Miami,
maybe Fort Lauderdale.
Kendall: Actually,
I have a place where I would
love to go.
Have you ever heard
of Raccoon Junction, Tennessee?
Ryan: What, like,
home of the biggest ball
of twine or something?
Kendall: No.
Ryan: What's that?
Kendall: When I was working
at Enchantment, we got this memo
from this place.
And it just so happens that it
is one of the few places in this
country that don't have
an Enchantment outlet.
Ryan: All right, sounds good
to me.
Kendall: Oh, it gets better.
It also has no cable TV,
which means no one there has
ever heard of Erica Kane.
Ryan: A place with no Erica
Kane.
Kendall: Gee, Ryan, you think
there is such a place?
Liza: There was a reason that
I didn't tell you.
Adam: Of course there is.
You don't trust me.
You can't trust me.
Liza, I don't know what else
I can do.
Where are we headed?
Liza: I don't know.
But don't blame yourself.
This was my fault.
Adam: I don't re whose
fault it is.
I just want to mend it.
Sweetheart, I don't want us
to end up like Tad and Dixie,
with some huge grief between us
so one day you just -- you just
leave without a word.
Liza: I don't want that
to happen.
I want us to work.
Adam: Then you have
to stop --
Liza: I know, I know I have
to stop lying.
I'm sorry.
I -- I overreacted.
I didn't want to worry you.
I didn't want you to get
frightened in front of Colby.
Adam: Sweetheart,
there's always a reason.
Liza: You're right.
I was wrong.
I have to trust you no matter
what.
Adam: And I have to know
I can trust you.
Liza: No, you're right.
I know what I have in you,
and I treasure it.
Adam: So the next step is
yours.
Liza: I promise.
No more secrets.
Stuart: Oh, this is great!
So at least one good thing
happened tonight.
Liza: Yes, Stuart.
Thank you.
I'm going to go upstairs and I’m
just going to check on Colby.
Adam: Ok, I’ll be right
there.
Stuart: I'm so glad the big
secret is out.
I know I probably would've
blabbed it at the wrong time.
Hayley: Hi.
Man: Hi.
Hayley: Can you tell me
what's happening with my baby?
Man: Oh, I’m just an intern.
But the doctor -- he'll be out
soon.
Hayley: Ok, thanks.
You know, I’m sorry.
I think maybe we should've told
Adam what was going on.
Mateo: No, no, no.
There will be time for that when
we know something.
Hayley: You know,
I keep trying everything
in my power not to be terrified.
It's not working.
Mateo: Maria taught me how
to deal with this stuff
in the hospital, ok?
You think of the happiest day
you ever spent with the person
you're worried about.
That way you have a nice,
clear mind.
Just think happy thoughts
and you'll know how to deal
with things.
Hayley: This is Enzo we're
talking about.
Every day of his life is happy
and joyful.
Mateo: And we're going
to have lots and lots more.
I promise.
Yes, I promise.
Hayley: Hey, Jake, how is he?
Jake: I don't want you to be
alarmed.
Mateo: Jake, just tell us.
Jake: I gave Enzo something
to bring the fever down.
Hayley: And?
Jake: And it hasn't helped.
So we've found nothing
conclusive, so I’d like to keep
him overnight.
Mateo: More tests?
Jake: Yeah.
Mateo: Jake, you must have
some idea what's going on,
though.
I mean --
Jake: Well, at this point
I think what we need to do is
just rule out a number of things
from a simple virus
to an allergic reaction.
Hayley: Well, that doesn't
sound very serious.
Jake: They aren't.
Hayley: Then why are
you keeping him overnight?
Jake: Just being cautious.
Hayley: Can you give us
the -- uh -- worst-case
scenario?
Jake: Ok, Hayley,
Hayley, I don't even want
you to go there right now
because I don't want
you to worry needlessly, ok?
Hayley: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Right.
Hayley: Yeah, you're right.
He's right.
Mateo: Yep.
Hayley: Can we go see him?
Jake: Sure, sure.
Go right on in.
Hayley: Ok.
Mateo: Thanks.
Mia: You're glad Adam
found out?
God, he must've been furious.
Liza: Well, he was.
But if we're going to be
together, I have to learn how
to trust him, no matter how hard
that is for me.
Mia: You know, Adam really
loves you, Liza.
From the outside looking in,
what you two have looks
so wonderful.
Liza: It is.
Thank you for not letting me
return the money to Chandler
Enterprises.
Mia: It was too risky.
Liza: Adam can't find out
that I’ve been keeping a secret
bank account.
Not now, not when we really have
a chance.
Adam: No, it's all right,
Stuart.
Liza told me everything.
Stuart: And you're not mad?
Adam: No, I’m not mad.
Stuart: That's great.
I could've told her that.
I mean, you're a billionaire.
What do you care about some
bankbooks?
Adam: What bankbooks?
Ryan: I can't believe this.
There actually is
a Raccoon Junction.
Kendall: Oh, my God,
there it is.
Ryan: You know what?
I bet you that it's really cheap
there.
I bet you the land's cheap.
I could probably buy you,
like, the biggest, most
luxurious house.
Kendall: But
with my luck, I’ll end up living
in one of those tiny,
little cells with one of Erica’s
fans as cellmates.
Ryan: No, no.
It's not going to happen.
I told you, we're going to do
whatever we got to do to find
out who really set that
fire, ok?
Trey: Rosie, Rosie, Rosie.
What did you do?
Vanessa: I used the
telephone.
Is that a crime?
A sin? What?
Trey: You were abusive
and threatening.
If you do that again,
you're going to lose
your privileges.
Vanessa: Oh.
Oh.
All right.
Another suspension, huh?
All right, I’ll be good, I’ll be
good.
But when am I going to get out
of here?
Because I’m so ready to go
on location.
Trey: That's all going
to happen very soon.
The authorities are having some
difficulties with your evidence.
Vanessa: And you keep saying
that, and I’m tired
of hearing it.
Trey: I understand.
Vanessa: You understand.
Well, understand this,
because I will just go out
and find a new agent
if you don't get me freed
from here by the time
the Smythe/du Pres wedding takes
place.
Because it is going to be
the social event of the season.
And if it isn't, my presence
there will make it.
Want one?
Twinkle, twinkle.
Simone: I can see why you'd be skeptical, but Roger
and I are over, Leo.
If this isn't the worst day
of my life, it's definitely
in the top three.
I'm never going to put myself
in this position again, ever.
Leo: Don't worry about it.
Greenlee: You didn't leave.
Simone: No.
But I got to take off.
Bye.
Greenlee: Bye.
Leo: Greenlee, don't be mad
at me.
It's not my fault that Vanessa
called here.
I don't -- I don't like going
to visit her, but it's all part
of my plan, you know?
Greenlee: Damn your damn
plan.
Leo: Ok, ok.
Ok, I’m going to go visit
her one more time.
Just that one more time.
I'm going to make her tell me
where that drug money is, ok?
That way she can rot in her cell
forever.
We can get married.
We can move to Paris or wherever
you want to live.
All right?
And nobody can hurt us.
Not Vanessa, not anybody.
Come here.
It'll be all right.
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Leo: I just had an idea.
Why don't we elope.
Kendall: I know!
I know who set that fire.
Adam: I ought to
throttle you.
Mateo: Bottom line --
what's going on with my son?