Dixie: Hello.
Dimitri: Hi.
Dixie: You're smiling.
That's awfully nice.
Dimitri: Well, I just got
a God shot.
I think he's giving me yet
another chance.
Dixie: What does that mean?
Dimitri: It means that
whatever David's therapy is
doing, it seems to be working.
Dixie: But your treatment
isn't over, is it?
Dimitri: No, no, no.
I got to go back to Seaview
for more of the same,
but they feel the prognosis is
excellent.
Dixie: That's wonderful.
That's so wonderful.
I'm so happy for you.
What are you doing, though?
You shouldn't be out
of the hospital, should you?
Dimitri: Kind of snuck out.
Dixie: Hmm.
Dimitri: Thought I should
show up here tonight.
Dixie: Oh, well, sure.
Dimitri: You know,
Dixie, I have often been very
quick to call him out,
and I truly believe that
he enjoys playing with me.
But tonight I now know
the reason why I have been given
chance after chance to stay
in this world.
Dixie: Of course.
After everything you've been
through, you deserve to be
happy.
Dimitri: I was able to live
long enough to see Alex safe
and at peace.
Dixie: You know,
it's because of Alex that you're
getting better.
It's your love for her that's
making you well just as much
as David's treatment is.
Dimitri: Alex is
the brightest, most vivid image
in my heart.
Dixie: Well, now that you're
getting better, what are
you going to do?
Are you going to go to her?
Are you going to tell her that
you're alive?
Edmund: Hey, guys.
You look great.
Look who this is.
You must be Puck.
And you must be Mustardseed.
And you must be
very uncomfortable in that.
Mateo: You owe me big.
Edmund: Yes, I do.
Mateo: Anything for love.
Besides, I think I'm scoring big
points with my wife,
if you understand.
Edmund: All right. I do.
Mateo: Ok.
Edmund: The staff did a great
job, didn't they?
Mateo: Yeah.
Edmund: It looks like a magic
forest, doesn't it?
Mateo: Are you sure that Alex
is into this Shakespeare stuff?
Edmund: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mateo: Because if she's not,
we're --
Edmund: "Midsummer Night's
Dream" is her favorite play.
Mateo: Ok.
Edmund: She knows every line.
Mateo: All right.
Edmund: That's why we're all
dressed up, guys.
And that's why we're going
to put on a play.
And afterwards, Daddy's going
to ask Alex a very important
question.
Mateo: And we're all going
to cross our fingers and hope
she says yes.
Edmund: Cross your fingers.
Where's Alex now?
Is she ready?
Mateo: Yeah, yeah, she thinks
we're playing some game
with the kids, and Hayley's
waiting for my cue, so --
whenever you're ready.
Edmund: Excellent.
Ok.
You guys know your lines?
Ok?
Mateo: You know your lines?
Edmund: All right.
Sam: Yeah, yeah, yeah --
Edmund: Yeah, yeah, yeah?
Ok, cool.
Mateo: Ok, ok.
Edmund: Well, here we go.
Wait till you see Daddy later.
[Music plays]
Mateo: Lord, what fools these
mortals be.
Hayley: Are these
the Enchanted Woods?
Alex: Oh, the iron tongue
of midnight hath tolled 12,
and there is strange
magic in the air.
Edmund: Fair love,
my heart unto yours is knit
so that one heart
we can make of it.
Arlene: I, um --
Marilyn: Hello?
Are you there?
Arlene: Yes, Sweetie, I am,
but this isn't a good time.
Marilyn: Didn't you hear what
I said?
Stuart is gone.
Arlene: I really can't
talk now.
But do you know where he is?
Marilyn: No.
He just left a note saying he'd
gone fishing.
You don't know where he is?
Arlene: No, I don't, Sweetie.
Marilyn: Well, that means
he's missing.
What are we going to do?
Arlene: We?
It was your job to watch him.
Don't come running to me
if you screwed up.
Vanessa: Oh, what is it?
Are you missing someone?
Barry: I only wish I could
take my boat out more often.
You know, when I'm standing
on that deck, looking out
at the sea and the sky,
I -- I feel so close to nature .
Marian: I understand.
Because --
Barry: Go on.
Marian: No.
Barry: What?
Oh, Marian, you were going
to say something about Stuart,
weren't you?
Marian: Oh, Barry, I am such
a bore.
I mean, I've been talking about
Stuart all night.
I am really so sorry.
Barry: No, no, no, Marian.
Please, I -- I can't tell
you how I enjoy hearing you talk
about Stuart.
Marian: You do?
Barry: Absolutely.
I mean, I envy so much what
you two had together.
What do I have to look back
on but two failed marriages,
sacrificed on the altar
of Chandler Enterprises?
Marian: Stuart was very
in tune with nature and --
Barry: Yes, he was.
Marian: Knew how to cut right
to the essentials, you know.
Barry: Yes.
Marian: Did you know that was
one of the definitions
of "genius" in the dictionary?
Barry: I didn't know that,
but I just wish Adam had more
of the qualities of Stuart.
Then maybe I wouldn't have had
to --
Marian: Adam is getting
exactly what he deserves.
And you shouldn't worry about
turning your back on him, Barry.
Barry: Oh.
I can't help it.
What else do I have?
Marian: You gave him years
of your life, you know.
Barry: Yes, and that's why it
hurts me that his --
your daughter and her partner
are shutting me out of the inner
circle now that they're running
the company.
Marian: Well, Tad and Liza
have a way of working, but I'm
sure they're not consciously
trying to cut you out.
Barry: For instance,
his office tower, the new office
tower -- ever since I closed
the real estate deal, Liza has
not said word one about
her plans with me.
I -- I bet you know more about
it than I do.
Marian: No, no, no, she's not
told me anything about it,
either.
Barry: Yeah, but I bet
if you asked her what her plans
were, she'd tell you.
Marian: Well, I suppose so,
right.
Barry: You know,
Marian, maybe --
maybe you could ask her and then
tell me.
I mean, it would be less
humiliating than my finding out
in the newspapers.
Liza: There's no use pumping
my mother for information.
If you have a question,
Barry, you can come
into my office, you can ask me,
and I'll tell you you're
on a need-to-know basis.
Barry: I see.
And -- thanks.
You just saved me a trip
to the penthouse floor.
Liza: We have a staff
meeting, 9:00 A.M.
I'll see you there.
Barry: Good night, Marian.
I enjoyed our evening
Marian: I did, too.
Thank you, Barry.
Barry: See you tomorrow
morning.
9:00 A.M. Sharp.
Liza: What are you doing?
Mother?
Marian: Liza --
Liza: What are you doing
with Barry?
Marian: Please, would
you stop this?
Just stop it.
You have no right to scold us.
Liza: Oh.
Marian: No right to scold us
like that.
Liza: Yes, I do.
Marian: Well, actually,
yes, you do.
Liza: Yes, I do.
Marian: I just don't know
what I'm doing here, Liza.
I'm so sorry.
Liza: Come on.
You know you can't trust Barry.
Marian: I know.
Liza: Of all people.
Marian: I know, I know.
But he was being nice to me,
and he let me talk about Stuart.
And that's all I want to do now
is think and talk about Stuart.
That's the only thing that makes
me happy.
Marian: Oh, Liza.
Stuart: Oh, Walt, the fish
are hungry today.
Walt: Yeah?
Well, how many did you bring
back?
Stuart: None.
I threw them all back.
Walt: I never heard of such
foolishness.
The point of fishing is to bring
them home, scale them, gut them,
cook them, and eat them.
Stuart: Oh, no, I never
could, no.
They always look so sad when
I pluck them out of the water.
Walt: I got the feeling
you're from California.
Stuart: I don't think so.
The reason I throw them back is
because the water is the fish's
home.
Nobody should be taken away
from their home.
Not even the fishes.
Walt: Well, it's a free
country.
For the time being, anyway.
Stuart: Well, I better get
back to work.
Looks like all the flies I tied
yesterday are gone.
Walt: They're flying off
the shelf.
Customers can't get enough
of them.
Stuart: Well, great.
I can make 10, 12 more today
if I stick with it.
Walt: I did good letting
you work off your room
and board.
Stuart: Oh, you're a nice
man.
Walt: Yeah, well,
normally a stranger walks
in here, no ID, No money,
no nothing, first thing I'd do
is check that my loaded
shotgun's behind the counter.
But you've got a nice face.
Stuart: Thanks.
Walt: Thing I can't figure
out is why someone who throws
a fish back would wander
into my fishing camp.
Stuart: Oh, well,
there's a lot more here than
fishes.
It's just there's the --
Walt: The fish -
Stuart: No, there's something
more than that.
Something else.
Something I'm supposed to find
here.
And if I stay long enough,
I'll find it.
Marian: I keep telling myself
that I've got to stop doing
this, and then I think about
Stuart and I see his smiling
face.
I feel better for a few minutes
and then I realize what I've
lost and then I fall apart all
over again.
Liza: You just can't go
on like this.
You have to find something
to fill your days.
Marian: I don't know anything
else, Liza, because in my life,
there has been Stuart and there
has been sitting on a barstool
with a man, and that's all
I know.
Liza: With Barry?
Marian: Barry is a very
loving man.
Liza: No, mother, don't.
You've got to be strong.
For Stuart's memory.
Marian: I know I do.
I do.
I swear, I'm going to try
to hold out as long as I can,
Liza.
And I promise you I won't let
Barry pump me.
For information, that is.
Liza: God.
Marian: I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, darling.
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
Liza?
Liza: What?
Marian: Don't you miss having
a man in your life?
Liza: No, I don't.
Marian: Well, I don't believe
you.
Liza: Well, I have a child,
a TV station, corporation.
I'm tired.
Marian: No, I'm not
necessarily talking about sex.
I'm talking about someone
to laugh with, someone to share
your day with, to put their arm
around you when you're feeling
cold, and, yes, someone to make
love to you like you're the last
person in the world.
Liza: Don't.
Don't.
Please.
Marian: I know you miss Adam
as much as I miss Stuart.
Liza: You know what?
My feelings about Adam have
nothing to do with the way
you're comporting yourself.
Marian: Oh, really?
Liza: Yes, really.
So, darling --
Marian: Darling.
Liza: We're going to have
a good meal together.
Marian: We are, are we,
darling?
Liza: Yes.
It's going to be lovely,
and we're going to have a good
time, and we are not even going
to think about Adam or Stuart.
Marian: Ok.
I doubt that very much, but ok.
Let's go.
Walt: So, you say you're
meeting someone here in Riggins?
Stuart: Well, I don't know.
All I know is that a voice told
me to come here.
Walt: A voice?
Stuart: You say your
customers really liked the flies
I tied?
Walt: Yeah, well, we're sold
out, ain't we?
Stuart: Uh-huh.
The -- yesterday I used all
yellow.
This red is really pretty.
Maybe I should stick
with the yellow if that's
so popular.
Walt: Well, if it ain't
broke, don't fix it.
Stuart: But the red looks
so good.
Walt: Use your best judgment.
Stuart: Well, maybe some
yellow and some red.
Walt: I like them.
And every one of them is a little
bit different, ain't they?
Stuart: Yeah.
Walt: Where'd you learn
to make them?
Stuart: Oh, I don' know.
I just think of them as little,
tiny sculptures.
And the fish come along,
and they enjoy the sculptures
like they're in a museum.
Walt: Well, you are a real
artiste.
You say you hear voices?
Stuart: Not voices,
just one voice.
It sounded a lot like me,
only not quite.
Walt: You're hearing a voice
that sounds like you?
Well, what's the voice telling
you to do?
Stuart: Other than to come
here, nothing.
So, I just --
I think maybe the voice is
telling me to come here so I can
find myself
Walt: Well, if you're not
from California, you'll be right
at home there.
Vanessa: Arlene,
dear, is there anything
I can do?
Arlene: No.
That's very sweet of you,
Vanessa, but, thank you, no.
Vanessa: Well, goodness.
You're shaking all the way down
to your toes.
Who was that you were
talking to?
Arlene: It's nothing, really.
No one, thanks.
Vanessa: Well, look,
if someone is missing, I'm sure
that palmer, with his
connections, can find some
way --
Arlene: Vanessa, give it
a rest.
Arlene: Would you excuse me
for a minute?
Arlene: Where's Adam?
Barry: He went fishing.
Arlene: Don't you give me
that bull.
Where is he?
Barry: He really went
fishing.
He had some other plans,
but he changed his mind
and decided to go off
to Idaho -- Riggins,
Idaho, where he and --
Arlene: Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, they've both gone
fishing.
They've both gone fishing!
Barry: Arlene -- Arlene,
for God's sake, get a hold
of yourself.
Arlene: Call him.
Barry: I can' ?
He shut off his cell phone.
Arlene: Well, where is
He?
Barry: I told you - fishing.
Arlene: This can't be
happening.
It just can't be happening.
Barry: Arlene, what can't be
happening?
[Telephone rings]
Vanessa: [Imitating Arlene]
What you want, Sweetie?
Marilyn: Don't you dare
hang up on me again.
Vanessa: Ok, I won't.
What's the problem?
Marilyn: I'll tell you what
the problem is.
Now that he's gone, you think
that you don't have to keep up
with your side of the bargain.
Vanessa: Bargain?
Marilyn: Oh, don't pretend
that you don't know what I'm
talking about.
You said you would send me money
as long as I kept them here
in Nevada, which you did.
But you also promised to get me
a screen test in Hollywood
if I kept my mouth shut.
Vanessa: What?
Marilyn: I would have never
lied to Stuart for money,
never in a million years.
Vanessa: Stuart?
Marilyn: He is the sweetest,
kindest man, and I really
like him.
But you promised me I would meet
a Super Agent.
Vanessa: Stuart's in Nevada?
Marilyn: Well, not anymore,
no.
Are you listening to me?
Look, I kept him here
for as long as I could.
Now I want my screen test.
Hello?
Hello?
Are you still there?
Vanessa: [Normal voice]
sweetest, dearest man?
Oh, my God.
Stuart Chandler is alive?
Dimitri: Dixie, I --
I love Alex.
I want to go to her and hold
her in my arms.
I want to look into her face,
see the disbelief, and then
watch it break out into that
wide smile of hers.
At least she smiles when
I imagine it.
But what would it really be like
to walk back into her life now?
Dixie: Do you know that Alex
has been helping David plan
your treatment?
Dimitri: That patient is
someone in Palo Alto.
Dixie: Yes, but I've heard
her say many times that
she wishes she could have done
the same for you.
Dimitri: And we both know
that Alex would be happy to know
I'm alive.
The question is, is it the right
thing for her now?
Dixie: Well, I don't know
the answer to that.
I used to think I did,
but I don't.
Only you can make that decision.
Dimitri: Alex is just
starting to build her life
again.
She's gotten used to the fact
that I'm dead.
Her love for me has changed
to loving Edmund.
Dixie: But now that it seems
that you're going to live,
can you really just walk away
and never see her again?
Dimitri: Oh, no, I can't.
Dixie: Then you should go.
Dimitri: It would be like
throwing a grenade into the life
she's trying to build
for herself,
a life with Edmund.
Dixie: Well, how about when
you've prayed about this?
What answers do you get?
Dimitri: Well, I almost feel
that we are back together again,
the last happy moments
on the plane coming
to Pine Valley, and our lives
are taken up from there
and we go on together.
Dixie, when -- when you think
God is talking to you,
can you really believe in it?
Dixie: Well, sure.
Why not?
I can.
Dimitri: All right.
Oh, I'm getting a little ahead
of myself.
But if I am going to make
the attempt to see her, I have
to sit down with Hayward
and Silbert and make sure that
I am finally recovering.
Dixie: No, no, no,
no, you don't have to do that.
Look, if you want to go see
Alex, you should go, ok?
Don't wait.
Just do it now.
Mateo: Ok, sprinkle,
sprinkle.
And when she wakes, she will
fall in love with the first man
she sees.
Hayley: Forsooth!
What goodly man is this
who filleth my heart
with such abounding love?
Mateo: 'Tis I, Demetrius.
Hayley: Oh.
I would kiss thine lips,
the fairest lips in all of
Chrisendom.
Mateo: Forsooth,
I doth hope no British lady
is listening to us dost
murdering the English language.
Edmund: Oh.
Off with your heads.
Alex: No, the Queen is well
pleased.
Hayley: Oh, thank you.
Mateo: Now, who else gets
to be sprinkled with magic
petals?
Alex: Me.
I -- I'm suddenly feeling very
sleepy.
Hmm.
Hayley: I wonder who she'll
fall in love with.
[Edmund moos]
Alex: What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed?
Oh, I pray thee, gentle mortal,
sing again.
My ear is much enamored of thy
note.
So is mine eye enthralled to thy
shape.
[Edmund grunts]
Alex: And thy fair virtue's
force, perforce, doth move me
on the first view to say --
to swear --
I love thee.
Mateo: That's how you say
that stuff.
Hayley: I said it just like
that.
[Edmund roars]
Hayley: Oh, oh.
Right, right.
It's time for the magic
cookies in the kitchen.
Oops.
Come on.
Come on, kids.
Alex: Bye.
Hayley: Bye.
Edmund: Fairest Titania,
the only thing that can turn me
back into a man again is
if you will answer one question.
Alex: What is that question,
handsome beast?
Alex: What, is the play over?
Edmund: The play's over.
But not the magic.
Alex: Oh.
Edmund: Alex,
the magic will never be over
if you marry me.
Arlene: All right, all right,
you don't know where he is?
Fine.
But when he calls, tell him
to come home.
Barry: That woman should be
in detox.
Vanessa: Well, got everything
sorted out?
Arlene: I need a map.
I mean, how close is Idaho
to Nevada?
I don't even know.
Vanessa: Well, I don't --
I suppose it's farther away than
Nevada and Pine Valley or Nevada
and Hong Kong or Nevada --
Arlene: Thanks.
Thanks, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Well, you know,
Arlene, dear, why don't you just
ask your brother-in-law when
he gets back from there.
Arlene: What did
you just say?
Vanessa: Stuart.
That's where he's been,
in Nevada, right?
Arlene: How do you know that?
Vanessa: Good news travels
fast?
Won't it be wonderful news
for the Chandlers to learn that
their beloved Stuart did not die
in that fire?
Of course, it might mean
a little explaining on your part
to, you know, let them know why
you've kept him hidden from them
all this time.
Arlene: I didn't keep him
hidden, I --
Vanessa: It's true.
Stuart Chandler is alive?
And you've kept this news
from his loved ones?
Arlene: Oh, Vanessa,
there's a very simple
explanation for all this.
You see, a call came --
Vanessa: Oh, save it.
Save it, please.
Oh.
Save it until you can tell all
three of us -- Liza,
Marian, and myself, after I let
them know the wonderful news.
Arlene: Wait.
You can't tell them.
Vanessa: Arlene,
dear, what on earth would keep
me from telling this wonderful
news?
Vanessa: Liza, Marian, it has
been far too long.
Liza: Really?
I hadn't noticed.
Vanessa: Oh, listen, you two,
I have the most wonderful news,
and I wanted to be the one
to tell you.
Arlene: You know,
Marian, it's really --
Vanessa: It happened
in Nevada.
Marian: What happened
in Nevada?
Vanessa: Well, I just got
the most wonderful news.
You see, this film that I did,
oh, a hundred years ago or so.
It was with Rory Calhoun,
Slim Pickens --
I have just been told that it's
going to be re-released
on DVD, And I am so thrilled.
Liza: Oh.
Well, we'll have to put that
on our shopping list.
Arlene: Liza, how are you?
Vanessa: Oh, you do that.
You do that, and then let's sit
down and have a nice long talk.
I would love to have an in-depth
chat with both of you anytime.
Liza: Great.
Um -- can I give you a piece
of advice?
Vanessa: Hmm?
Liza: I think even you could
do better for a dinner
companion.
Arlene: Why did you do that?
Vanessa: Oh, I suppose I was
just demonstrating how easy it
would be to expose your nasty
little secret.
Arlene: And are you going
to do that?
Vanessa: Well, now,
Arlene, dear, that is entirely
up to you.
Arlene: Vanessa, you are
Palmer Cortlandt's wife.
What in the world could I get
for you?
Vanessa: Holy God, woman.
Are you so self-involved that
you're not aware of
my humiliation?
Palmer has cut me off.
I can't even afford to open
the mini bar in my hotel suite.
Arlene: That's great.
I mean, fine.
If you need money, I can give
you money.
Vanessa: Well, how can I be
certain you're swimming in ready
cash?
Arlene: Oh,
please.
Stuart needs to stay dead just
a little longer.
My future depends on it.
Vanessa: But haven't you just
lost Stuart?
Arlene: Yeah, I lost him.
Vanessa: Hmm.
Well, rather careless of you,
isn't it, dear?
We certainly can't have him
showing up somewhere
unexpectedly, now, can we?
It would spoil everything.
Well, in for a penny,
in for a pound.
I think I can help you out
there, Dear.
Arlene: Oh, thank you,
Vanessa.
It's such a relief to be
able to --
how much is this going
to cost me?
Stuart: I'll leave this one
for you in case you want to try
it out on a fish.
Only --
Walt: Only I got to promise
to throw the fish back, right?
Stuart: Yeah.
Walt: Well, come to think
of it, it'd be a shame to keep
him.
It'd be like kidnapping someone
in a museum.
Stuart: Yeah.
It's getting dark.
I'm going to go out and try
to get you a batch of
night crawlers.
I'll be back.
Walt: No, no, no.
Don't bother with that.
You've done more than your share
today.
Stuart: Oh, no, it's --
it's a beautiful night.
I like to be out in nature.
I'll be back.
Edmund: You said in the play
that my fair virtue moved
you to love me.
Methinks, Mistress, you should
have little reason for that.
And yet, to say the truth,
reason and love keep very little
company these days.
And I should know because I am
out of my mind in love with you.
Alex, you've done more than just
make me a man again.
You gave me back my heart.
And all I want to do with it is
share it with you.
Alex,
will you marry me?
Alex: Yes, Edmund,
I'll marry you.
Alex: You built this whole
Enchanted Forest just for me.
Edmund: I'll build a whole
enchanted world for you.
For you and Sam and Maddie.
We'll always be a family,
and I always want you to feel
like you belong with us.
Alex: I do.
I already do.
I love your children.
I can't wait to watch them grow
into happy young adults.
Edmund: You know what?
Little by little, all
the terrible things that have
happened to us that actually
brought us together -- they're
going to fade from our memory.
And the only thing that's going
to remain is the love that
we have for each other.
Alex: That love will never
die.
Dimitri: Dixie, if I go back
to Alex, I want it to be
for good.
Dixie: Look, I don't mean
to tell you what to do.
I'm -- I'm not telling you what
to do.
You came up with the idea
on your own.
You love Alex, you want to go
to her, so go.
Dimitri: What?
You mean right now?
Dixie: Yes, right now.
You know your chances of getting
better are much greater once
you and Alex are back together
again.
Dimitri: I have to admit that
thought has crossed my mind.
Dixie: So?
You've asked.
Your prayers have been answered.
What more do you want?
Dimitri: All right.
All right, I'll trust what's
happened here tonight and not
think I'm playing a trick
on myself again.
Dixie, I am going to my wife
right now.
Edmund: Ok, I got some really
great family news, ok?
Now, do you know how much
we love Alex because she's
so nice and she's so pretty?
Alex: Oh.
Edmund: Well, now we get
to love her even more.
You know why?
Because Daddy is going
to marry her.
Yes.
Alex: And that means --
Edmund: That means Alex is
going to be my wife.
And that means she's going to be
part of our family and live
with us.
Alex: And I'm going to love
you forever and ever.
I know you had a mommy
and she was lovely and she's
in heaven.
And I'm t trying to replace
her.
But I want to do all
the wonderful things that
a mommy does,
what she's supposed to do.
And if you let me do that,
you'll make me the happiest
person in the whole wide world.
Edmund: What do say, guys?
Yay!
All: Yay!
Alex: Yeah?
Edmund: High-five.
Alex: Yeah?
Edmund: Excellent!
High-five.
Alex: Oh.
Edmund: Give me two.
Alex: I think that went well.
What are you doing?
Arlene: I don't have this
kind of money.
Vanessa: Oh.
Too bad.
I was really thinking we could
help each other.
Well, the very least I can do is
waltz over there and make Marian
Chandler be a very happy woman.
Arlene: Wait!
Wait.
You're right.
We can help each other.
Vanessa: I've told
you my price.
Arlene: Yeah, and I'll
pay it.
See, Adam's gone to this fishing
place that Stuart and he used
to go to.
Vanessa: What, do you think
Stuart's gone there, too?
Arlene: I don't know.
It's possible.
But we have to get him back here
before he runs into Stuart.
And then I can get your money
from him, every penny of it.
Vanessa: Well, we will have
to use your credit card since
mine have all been drawn
and quartered.
Arlene: It's a deal.
Vanessa: Deal.
So, we're off to Iowa.
Arlene: Idaho.
Vanessa: I thought you said
Iowa.
Arlene: No, Idaho.
Vanessa: Ok, Idaho.
Adam: Hello?
What the hell am I doing?
I don't belong here without --
hello?
Anybody home?
Walt: Yeah, sure there is.
Here I am.
You back so soon?
Adam: What?
Walt: You forgot your bucket.
Can't go digging up worms
without a bucket.
Adam: I have no intention
of digging up worms.
Walt: Well, suit yourself.
Nobody asked you to.
Oh, hey.
I just opened a can of beans out
back.
You want some?
Adam: No, thank you.
Could you tell me perhaps
where --
Walt: Hey, where did you get
this nifty vest?
Now, don't tell me you made this
yourself.
Adam: I will thank
you to keep your hands
to yourself, please.
Walt: Hey, hey, hey.
Just being friendly.
Adam: Well, I'm not a friend
of yours.
I don't know you, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
Walt: Is that right?
Hayley: That was really good.
Mateo: I am so hungry.
I want a big, fat filet mi-- oh.
Hayley: Damn!
I thought I was through acting
for the night.
Mateo: What is she doing
here?
Hayley: When is he going
to leave her so we can stop
pretending?
Mateo: Maybe she didn't
see --
Hayley: Hi.
Mateo: Hi.
Arlene: Hi, Sweetie.
Hi, Mateo.
Hayley: Hey.
Mateo: How are you?
Hayley: Did you have a nice
dinner?
Arlene: Oh, yeah.
Look, I was wondering if I could
ask you two a favor.
Mateo: Sure.
Hayley: Yeah, anything.
Mateo: Anything for you, Mom.
Arlene: Oh, how sweet of you.
I was wondering if you could
close up the bar for me tonight.
See, Vanessa and I are --
we're going on a shopping trip
together.
Hayley: Oh.
Well, yeah, that's no problem.
Mateo: You and
Mrs. Cortlandt, huh?
Vanessa: Vanessa, please.
Arlene: Well, you know how
it is.
One of those spur-of-the-moment
things.
So we'll -- we'll see you.
Hayley: Yeah.
Vanessa: Bring you back
something special.
Mateo: All right.
Hayley: That was weird.
Mateo: What, Arlene
and Mrs. Cortlandt?
They're two of a kind
if you ask me.
Hayley: No, that's not what
I'm talking about.
Did you see the look
in my mother's eyes?
I know that look.
She's terrified.
She's about to do something
desperate.
Walt: Now, why shouldn't
I know you?
Come up here from the city
to soak up nature.
All nice and friendly till
you get bored with the whole
thing.
Just took you longer than most.
Adam: Look, I don't know what
you're talking about.
Walt: Forget about it.
I don't need an apology.
Adam: I wasn't giving
you an apology.
Walt: Good.
Do me a favor --
don't slam the door
on your way out.
Adam: Just what I deserve.
What the hell have I come
here for?
Adam: Stuart.
Edmund: Ok, guys.
Now that Alex is officially part
of our family, there's only one
thing we have to do, and that's
find out where she's ticklish!
That's it!
Alex: No, no, no, no!
I'm not ticklish at all.
Wait, I bet Sam is ticklish.
Edmund: Oh, Sammy?
I'll tell you where Sammy is.
Sam's got it there, and you got
it there.
How do you like it so far?
Alex: I'm not used to all
this happiness.
Edmund: Well get used to it.
I'm going to give you
a lifetime's worth.
Alex: You know what?
If you hadn't asked me to marry
you, I think I'd have asked
you myself.
Edmund: Yeah?
Alex: Mm-hmm.
Edmund: What do you think
about that, huh?
What do you think about that?
Come here.
ON THE NEXT - - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Arlene: I'm taking you back
to Pine Valley before it's
too late.
Stuart: Hi.
Do I know you?
Becca: Do you think I'm
a complete idiot?
Leo: Actually, yes.
Dixie: I know this must be
a really delicate time
for you and Alex.
Edmund: What do you think
went on here last night?