Eli: All right, ladies,
are you ready?
Have you made your decision?
All right, guys, you know
the drill.
Close your eyes.
Keep them closed and pucker up.
And the guy who gets the big,
wet kiss is going to be the WRCW
stud of the month, maybe
of the summer.
All right, ladies, show them who
you picked.
Who's it going to be?
Hayley: Uh-oh.
Mateo: Stud-of-the-month
trick, huh?
Hayley: Wow.
What water must've been really
cold.
Mateo: Yeah.
Hayley: Hey, everybody,
gather around.
Listen up, listen up.
Y'all having a good time?
All: Yeah!
Hayley: Good.
I just -- this is for you.
You've all been busting
your butts to make "Wave"
a success.
And judging by the amounts
of thongs I'm seeing, you're all
dying to show your butts off.
Mateo: Yeah.
Hey, I brought my thong.
I got tassels on it.
Hayley: Anyway, this is --
our generous host and boss,
Liza Colby, is throwing
a barbecue for all of us,
so eat, drink, be merry,
enjoy the sun.
Why did you bring your headset?
This is your day off, too, Eli.
Eli: Well, you know,
quality television never sleeps.
Five minutes?
Eli: Publicity for your new
idea.
Hayley: Oh, you mean
the segment about the
reality-based couples.
Eli: Yeah, I got your big,
big memo.
Hayley: You want details?
Eli: That would be nice.
Now, we start with a couple
at anyplace in their
relationship.
Hayley: Right.
Eli: And then what?
Hayley: Well, we get a group
of people, like a panel --
no experts, just regular
people -- to sort of judge them
and then see whether or not
their relationship can go
the distance.
Eli: Sounds kind of ruthless.
Hayley: Eli, think drama.
Think drama.
I'm guaranteeing at least one
love connection by the end
of the summer.
Eli: Ok, well, so, where do
we start?
I mean, who's our guinea pigs?
I mean, our first couple.
Hayley: That's a good
question.
Couple number one turned us
down.
Eli: You and Mateo are pretty
photogenic.
I mean, you could --
Mateo: What?
Eli: Be the first --
Mateo: No, you see,
we're married, freshly married.
Hayley: Freshly.
Mateo: You need somebody
that's uncommitted, you know,
not married, still on the fence.
And we're -- we're not
on the fence.
Eli: I see your point.
Mateo: Yeah, yeah.
Eli: Well?
Hayley: Keep a holding
pattern.
I still have faith in Leo
and Becca.
Gosh, you have to admit they're
awfully cute, aren't they?
Mateo: Yeah.
Sophisticated guy meets
small-town girl.
Sounds le a winner to me.
Leo: Well, it's certainly not
the Riviera.
Becca: Think you can manage?
Leo: I think I'll do my best.
Actually, this is perfect.
It's free food, and I get to see
you in a bathing suit.
I miss a spot?
Becca: Hmm?
Leo: Did I miss a spot?
Becca: No.
No, I think you got it covered.
Leo: All right.
Brooke: Oh, there you are.
You know, Eliot's going to be
here soon.
Phoebe: Oh?
You know, you've been spending
so much time with the reverend
and his good works,
I just wondered if you had
an ulterior motive.
Brooke: Isn't Juanita coming
for you soon?
Maybe you'd like to wait out
in the driveway.
Phoebe: Don't be snarky,
my dear.
By the way, what ever happened
to that feisty niece I used
to have -- always going
for the gusto, hanging out
with all the bad boys
of the world?
Brooke: Oh, believe me,
Eliot has been bad enough.
Phoebe: Beg your pardon?
Oh, Brooke, you two haven't --
Brooke: Oh -- no,
no, of course not.
Phoebe: Well, then what else
is so bad that a reverend
could do?
Brooke: I don't know.
Phoebe: Don't be coy with me,
dear.
Brooke: I'm being truthful
with you.
And you can't say a word of this
to anybody.
Eliot has a prison record.
Phoebe: What?
Brooke: Is that racy enough
for you?
Phoebe: Dear God in heaven.
I must call Juanita immediately
and cancel.
Brooke: Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Don't you dare.
Phoebe: Well, if you think
I'm going to leave you alone
with a convicted felon --
Brooke: Listen to me.
He's a sweet man.
I'm sure it was nothing.
And it's in the past, and he has
moved on.
Phoebe: I'll make a note
of it.
But may I suggest, my dear,
that you find out as much
as you possibly can about this
reverend of yours?
Brooke: Yes, I will ask.
Phoebe: What if he doesn't
tell you?
Brooke: He pulled me
from the path of a moving truck
yesterday.
I think I can cut him some
slack.
[Doorbell rings]
Brooke: Saved by Juanita.
Dixie: Hello.
David: Hey.
Dixie: For you.
David: For me?
Mmm, please tell me that
you stopped at a bakery
on the way here.
Dixie: No, actually,
I happen to have won my high
school bake-off two years
in a row.
David: Really?
Dixie: Mm-hmm.
David: Well, I better be
careful.
All this wholesome goodness is
going to rub off on me.
Thanks.
Dixie: You're welcome.
So, did you get Dimitri all
checked in at Seaview?
David: Yes, I did.
He's with Dr. Silbert.
We started him on the IV.
He seemed comfortable when
I left him last night.
Dixie: That's great.
I have a really good feeling
about this.
You know, a wife and a family,
they're really powerful things
to live for.
David: Yes, they are,
but they still can't know that
he's alive.
Dixie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Knock on door]
David: "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Edmund: Hey. Hi, guys.
Sorry -- hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
David: No, not at all,
Edmund.
What can I do for you?
Edmund: I was wondering
if Alex had come in yet.
David: I'm expecting
her soon.
Dixie: Can I take a message?
Edmund: No, no.
Listen, I'm wait.
Thanks.
Dixie: Ok.
[Pager beeps]
David: Oh, that's right.
That's a patient I have
to go see.
Why don't you see if Edmund
wants one of Dixie's
Delectable.
Edmund: No, thanks.
I can't eat anything today.
Dixie: You're not sick,
are you?
Edmund: No.
No, I never felt better
in my life.
Dixie: Hmm.
Glad I didn't offer you a cup
of coffee.
Edmund: Sorry.
Dixie: What?
You know, you're acting a little
bit like Junior when he has
a frog he's trying to sneak
into the house.
Edmund: No frogs.
Dixie: No frogs, huh?
What's up?
Edmund: Got a rock
in my pocket.
Dixie: Oh, my goodness.
And here I thought you were just
happy to see me.
Edmund: Take a look at this.
What do you think?
I'm going to ask Alex
to marry me.
Dixie: It's beautiful.
It's breathtaking.
Edmund: You don't think Alex
will be disappointed?
Dixie: I -- I --
no, I don't think so,
although I don't know her very
well.
Edmund: So there's a chance
she might be?
Dixie: Oh, it's very
unlikely.
Edmund: You ok?
Dixie: I'm fine.
Why?
Edmund: Well, you just seem
kind of uncomfortable.
Dixie: It's nothing.
It's -- you know what it is?
It's the fact that you're going
to propose in a doctor's office.
Very bad.
Edmund: It's sterile,
isn't it?
Dixie: It's unromantic.
Edmund: You're right,
you're right.
But is that everything?
I mean, I just thought you'd be
excited, you know, that I'm
proposing to her.
Dixie: Really? Why me?
Edmund: You're a romantic.
Dixie: I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to crush
your enthusiasm.
Edmund: You're not crushing
it, Dix.
You're just -- you're just not
really sharing it.
Actually, you're kind of upset, and I'm just wondering why.
Alex: My goodness, look who's
here.
Hello.
Shouldn't she be on her way
to camp?
Stella: Maddie feels a little
bit hot.
Would you mind checking her out?
Alex: Oh, yes.
Come up here, sweetheart.
Let's have a look at you.
Yeah.
Let's see here.
Oh, yes.
My kiss thermometer's never
wrong.
I don't know, I think maybe
she has a little fever.
Stella: Can she still go
to camp?
Alex: No. No, not today.
I think it's going to be videos
and chicken-noodle soup for us.
What do you think?
Yes? Yes.
I think she has a cold.
Stella: Dr. Marick,
you should be getting
to the hospital.
I can look after Maddie.
Alex: What, and miss a whole
day of playing house
with my Maddie?
No, I don't think so.
I'll just -- I'll call Dixie,
and if there's anything pressing
she can send it to Maddie's
room.
Ok?
How about that?
Want to help me with my work
today?
Yay!
I couldn't do it without you,
Sweetheart.
Brooke: Eliot, you remember
my Aunt, Phoebe.
Eliot: Yes.
It's a pleasure seeing
you again, especially looking
so radiant.
Phoebe: Oh, thank you,
Reverend.
You know, I hardly recognized
you without your collar.
Eliot: I get that a lot.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sure women
are swooning all over
the street.
Brooke: Maybe I should leave
the two of you alone
for a while.
Phoebe: Oh.
[Car horn honks]
Phoebe: Oh, that would be
my ride.
I hope I see you again soon.
Eliot: I'd like that.
Phoebe: Good.
Brooke, dear, would you see
me out?
Brooke: You bet.
Phoebe: Juanita will be
waiting for me in the driveway.
Brooke: I' be right back.
Eliot: Take your time.
Phoebe: Don't forget to find
out why they sent him up
the river.
Brooke: Shh!
[Car horn honks]
Brooke: I apologize
for my Aunt.
She -- she just doesn't feel
like being subtle anymore.
Eliot: Hey, why should she?
I like her style.
Brooke: Yeah, she's always
had plenty of that.
Eliot: Runs in the family.
Brooke: Thank you.
Eliot: Speaking of which,
have you heard from Jamie?
Brooke: Oh, yes.
He's just great.
He loves that camp so much,
I'm going to have to pry him out
of there with a crowbar.
Eliot: You know, kids always
seem to have a way of bouncing
back.
Brooke: Yeah.
Eliot: Listen, "Tempo's"
donation to the community
center -- I brought the papers,
so I just wanted to go over
these with you.
Brooke: Oh -- put that away.
I didn't invite you over here
to discuss business.
Eliot: You didn't?
Brooke: No.
I wanted to thank you
for helping me yesterday
with Jamie and for pulling me
from the path of that truck.
Eliot: Brooke --
Brooke: Just say "you're
welcome."
Eliot: Ok.
Brooke: I was actually
planning a picnic.
I got a little bit behind
in my preparations, so I thought
we could have it here.
Eliot: Here?
Brooke: Mm-hmm.
Is that all right?
Eliot: We don't have to worry
about ants.
Brooke: I could bring
some in.
Be more authentic.
You get that end.
Adrian: So, did you ever
think about getting a tattoo
on your back?
Tina: No, they say it hurts
a lot.
I wouldn't even know what
to get.
Adrian: You could always get
"Adrian" -- in script,
of course.
Tina: What do I look like,
a walking billboard for my man?
Turn around.
Adrian: Your man?
Now, that sounds good.
Mateo: You see? I told you.
Bald guys have more fun.
I'm going to shave my head
again.
Hayley: No.
Mateo: Number-two guard
doesn't take off that --
Hayley: You're awful. No.
Tina: So, where are you going
to put the tattoo of me?
Adrian: Somewhere where only
you can see it.
Hayley: Whoa, guys.
Don't you think it's hot enough
out here?
Adrian: Hey.
Mateo: Hey.
Adrian: Hayley, we are having
such a good time.
Almost makes me wish I was
working on that "Wave" set
of yours.
Hayley: Well, I'll keep that
in mind, Adrian.
Adrian: Good.
Tina: Would you mind getting
me a burger, please?
Adrian: Yeah, sure.
Want to take a walk?
Mateo: No, I'm fine.
Hayley: I'd love a burger
as well.
Mateo: Oh.
Hayley: So subtle.
Tina: Yeah, like Adrian
didn't want to talk to Mateo.
Hayley: Details, girl.
Spill everything about the night
you cooked dinner for Adrian.
Tina: Well, it started out
kind of rough because I couldn't
figure out what to cook
and I ended up making
the apartment look like
a tornado hit it.
Hayley: Oh, you were just
nervous.
Tina: Yeah, totally.
And so was Adrian.
And -- and then we kind of,
you know, helped each other
relax.
And he really loved the food.
Hayley: Oh, excellent!
What did you wear?
Tina: It doesn't matter
because it all came off.
Mateo: You're not going
to wipe that smile off
your face, are you?
Adrian: After last night, no.
Mateo: Ah. Last night, huh? Details?
Adrian: Absolutely not.
Mateo: But we're not real
gentlemen, are we?
No, we're not.
Adrian: We are.
Mateo: Tell me what happened.
Tell me what happened.
Adrian: Come on,
now, give it up.
You know I'm not telling
you anything.
Mateo: Just step
into my office --
Adrian: No.
Mateo: And let me know what
happened.
Adrian: No, I'm not telling
you a thing.
Greenlee: Put your eyes back
in your head, Becca.
It's just a man -- only
he happens to look good
with his shirt off.
Leo: Greenlee, this is a big
lake.
Why don't you swim to the other
side?
Greenlee: I've got all
the entertainment I need right
here.
Hey, Becca, there's still time
to sign up for that hog-calling
contest later.
Will you put some sunscreen
on me?
Leo: Do it yourself.
Greenlee: I can't reach where
you can.
[Becca imagines Leo putting lotion on her and they kiss]
Becca: That's nice.
Leo: Tell me what to do.
Becca: Anything you want.
Just be sweet to me, Leo.
Leo: I will.
I will.
Leo: Becca?
[Leo whistles]
Leo: Becca? Hello?
Becca: What? I'm sorry.
Leo: Have a nice trip?
Becca: Excuse me?
Leo: You were just in a place
far, far away.
Where'd you just go?
Leo: Hey. Are you ok?
Becca: I'm fine.
Leo: You were just a million
miles away.
Becca: I have a lot
on my mind.
Where did Greenlee go?
Leo: She took off.
This is about her, isn't it?
Becca: What is?
Leo: Well, she comes plowing
in here flashing major skin
and then wanted me to put
sun block on her.
Becca: I don't care.
Leo: You sure?
Because it meant zero, Becca.
Really.
It's just Greenlee.
Becca: Leo, trust me, I'm not
thinking about her.
Leo: So you were preoccupied
with thoughts of me.
Is that it?
Becca: Help, help!
Your ego's pushing me off
the blanket.
Leo: Has anybody ever told
you how funny you are, Becca?
Becca: Once they get
to know me.
Leo: Good, because I like it
when things can only get better.
Here -- will you put some more
of this stuff on my back?
Becca: Didn't you already put
some on?
Leo: Yeah, I didn't get
my shoulders.
Leo: Hello?
I don't bite.
Becca: No, I know. I know.
Leo: My shoulders always get
burned first.
Leo: Could you go a bit
lower?
Becca: Ok.
Becca: I can't. I can't.
Leo: Can't what?
Becca: Why don't you put
your own sunscreen on.
I -- I have to go.
Brooke: To the man who saved
my hide from that dreaded
18-wheeler.
Eliot: Glad to be of service.
Brooke: Listen, I don't want
to hear you be humble about
the fact that you pulled me away
from that truck last night
or that you drove me
to the hospital because
I wouldn't have been able to see
Jamie or get to him without you.
Eliot: Ok, I admit it.
Underneath my clerical shirt
and collar, I wear spandex
tights, a cape, and a muscle
T-shirt with a big S
on the chest.
Brooke: Super-Preacher?
Eliot: Only you and God know
my true identity.
Brooke: Actually, only God
knows that.
Right?
Eliot: I suppose.
You really have quite a library
here.
Brooke: Yes.
Eliot: You like poetry.
Brooke: When I have the time.
I used to be able to name that
poet in one line or less.
Eliot: Really?
Brooke: Mm-hmm.
Eliot: That sounds like
a challenge.
Brooke: Try me.
Eliot: Ok.
Well, you know, actually I only
know a few verses that my mother
taught me.
Ok.
"You have ravished my heart
with a glance of your eyes,
with one jewel of your necklace.
How sweet is your love,
my sister, my bride.
How much better is your love
than wine."
Brooke: Um --
Shelley?
Eliot: Nope.
Brooke: Browning.
Eliot: Earlier.
Brooke: I give up.
Eliot: "Solomon,
Song of," chapter four,
verse 10.
Brooke: That's cheating.
Eliot: Hey, what can I say?
I mean, all we had around
the house were Bibles
with poetry in them.
Edmund: Dixie, what are
you saying, that I'm throwing
too much at Alex by proposing
to her?
Dixie: Possibly, yes.
You know, she is still grieving
your brother.
Edmund: You can say his name.
Dixie: Dimitri was the love
of her life, ok?
Just like Maria was yours.
Edmund: And you see him
standing in between Alex and me?
Dixie: I didn't say that.
Edmund: But that's what
you were thinking.
Dixie: You just don't get
over somebody that important
in a few months, Edmund,
you know?
It's just going a little fast.
Edmund: Dixie, what are
we waiting for?
I've spent the last few years
of my life just mourning my wife
and now my brother, just hoping
for a time when I could be
happy.
Dixie: And you think Alex
feels the same way?
Edmund: I know she does.
You know, the Buddhists say that
all human beings just want to be
happy.
That's the whole point of life.
Dixie: Well, I can't argue
with the Buddha.
Edmund: No, you can't.
I just want to break this cycle
of pain.
You know what?
You're right about something.
Dixie: Am I?
Edmund: Yes, you are.
I need a more romantic place
to propose.
I think I have an idea.
Thanks, Dix.
You really cleared things up.
Dixie: Did I?
[Telephone rings]
Alex: Hello?
Edmund: Alex.
Alex: Hi! Where are you?
Edmund: Hi.
Don't ask. Doesn't matter.
I'm coming home.
Stay right where you are.
I want to see you when I walk
through the door.
Dixie: Edmund, don't.
Don't.
Alex: Who is that?
Edmund: It's Dixie.
Dixie: Oh, David -- come
here, come here.
David: What? What's wrong?
Dixie: Edmund.
You have to talk to him.
He's about to do something
that's going to change
everything.
Edmund: Alex, would you hold
on just for a second?
Dixie, what are you doing?
Why are you being so dramatic?
Dixie: Am I?
You're the one who's about
to take a very big step.
Do you mind?
Can I share the news?
Edmund: Yeah, sure you can,
but --
Dixie: Edmund's about
to propose to Alex.
She's on the phone right now.
David: Please tell me you're
not planning to do that over
the phone, Edmund.
Edmund: Very funny, David.
Dixie: That's not the point,
David.
Alex: Hello?
Are you still there?
Edmund: Oh -- hello? Yes.
Honey, listen, I actually
thought you'd be at the office.
Alex: Oh, Maddie's running
a slight fever, so I'm not
coming into the office today.
Will you tell Dixie that?
Edmund: Is Maddie ok?
Alex: Yeah, she just has
a little cold.
She's upstairs in your big bed
right now.
Edmund: All right.
Well, listen, don't move
a muscle.
I'm coming right home,
all right, because I have
something very important
to discuss with you.
Alex: Oh. Sounds ominous.
Any hints?
Edmund: Not a clue.
Love you. Bye.
Edmund: Uh, Dix, listen, I'm --
you're right. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
She deserves better than me
on one knee in the office.
David: That's probably true.
Dixie: Right.
Well, it wasn't my place
to interfere, Edmund.
Edmund: No, you're not
interfering.
You've been weird since I got
in here.
Now, what is it?
David: Oh, I'm sure it's just
Dixie is concerned with Alex's
work here at the foundation.
We really fell behind when
she was away.
Dixie: David, just --
David: I mean, in fact,
that's why we brought Dixie on,
you know, to bring us back up
to speed.
Dixie: That's ridiculous.
Edmund --
David: Oh, come on, Dixie.
Admit it, huh?
Alex going away for a month
on a honeymoon -- that means
more work for you, right?
Dixie: What?
Edmund: All right.
I'll try to keep it down to two
weeks, all right?
David: No, no.
Look, don't even worry about it.
We'll pick up the slack.
Dixie: That's not what
it was.
David: It's all right.
We'll pick up the slack.
Look, the man is in love, Dixie.
There's nothing that we can do
about it.
You go right ahead, Edmund.
You know, just wrap that ball
and chain around your neck
and give our best to Alex.
Edmund: Dixie, I know
you have doubts, but please
don't.
Dixie: You're such a jerk.
What are you doing?
Get your hands off of me.
Let go of me!
How dare you.
Edmund deserves to know
the truth.
David: And what truth is
that?
That the love he feels for Alex
doesn't mean anything?
Dixie: Of course it means
something.
But Dimitri and his love
for his wife are very much alive
and well, thank you very much.
And I think we deserve --
he deserves for us to tell him
before he goes and proposes.
David: I will do no such
thing.
And neither will you.
Eliot: My mother read
the Bible, like, every day.
She saw no sense in even
bringing any other books
in the house.
You know, she said she wasn't
going to read them anyway.
Brooke: Were you
from a religious family?
Eliot: No, just my mom.
Brooke: Any brothers
or sisters?
Eliot: There goes that
reporter in you again.
Brooke: Ok, so I'll just
stick to what I know, and we'll
go from there, all right?
Eliot: Ok.
Brooke: You like to work out
at the gym, you motivated
a young man to turn his life
around, you make incredible
fried chicken, and you can
handle yourself in a fight.
What am I missing?
Eliot: Sounds like you've
pretty much got everything.
Brooke: Except a glaring
chunk of your life before
we met.
But I'm not picky.
Eliot: You know,
there's really not that much
to tell you.
Brooke: Well, what about
your family?
I mean, you haven't told me
anything about them.
Eliot: We just didn't get
along.
I mean, you know, I used to be
the kind of man you wouldn't
want to know.
Brooke: I find that hard
to believe.
I do.
Eliot: Hmm.
Brooke: So, what changed you?
Eliot: I found God.
Brooke: Well, I should have
seen that coming, right?
Eliot: We don't wear these
collars for show, you know.
Name that poet.
Ready?
One, two, three, go.
"What through the radiance that
was once so bright --"
Brooke: "Be now taken forever
from our sight,
though nothing can bring back
the hour of splendor
in the grass --"
Eliot: You want to know about
my life, Brooke?
I would like to give just one
hour of splendor to the people
in my life.
That's why I serve God.
Tina: Are you ok, though?
I mean, one minute you're off
in the clouds, and then the next
minute you're all jumpy.
Becca: No, I'm fine.
Seriously.
Looks like Adrian came
to his senses.
Tina: We both did.
Becca: Do you love him?
Tina: Totally.
Becca: So is he the one?
Tina: Yeah, definitely.
Becca: How did you know?
Tina: Well, he showed me.
Becca: What did he do?
Tina: Well, Becca, the only
Way that you can tell if a guy
is the one is if he --
if he breaks loose, throws all
that man stuff out the window.
The outside world, they see
Adrian as this tough,
all-business ex-spy. He's sweet. He's tender.
Becca: Leo wants everyone to think he's some
European stud but he's really not. I can see it.
Tina: Oh, Becca
you see this side of him,
maybe he is the one
.
Mateo: Actually, I think I put some
towels in this one over here,
so why don't you use that?
Woman: Ok.
Leo: Look, I told you guys
before I'm not interested
in coming on some talk show
to air my dirty laundry in front
of a national audience.
No way.
Mateo: How much money do
you want?
Leo: Whoa.
You never said anything about
monetary incentives.
Hayley: Then let me be
so crass.
10 Grand just to show up.
Mateo: And, Leo, you split
it with Becca.
Leo: You guys are ruthless,
you know that?
Hayley: Well --
Greenlee: Do you even have
to think about it?
Leo: Is that the devil I hear
on my shoulder
Greenlee: What are
you waiting for?
Hayley: I need an answer
before you leave, Leo.
Greenlee: This is
the definition of a no-brainer.
Leo: Oh, sure.
I see it now.
Becca and I go on national TV
in front of a bunch of strangers
who are going to give us
the thumbs up or the
thumbs down.
Becca's not exactly positive
about that whole subject
right now.
Greenlee: Of course
she's not.
But I'll save you the trouble.
You two don't have a Slurpee's
chance in hell of making it
together.
Greenlee: Who are
we kidding, Leo?
You and Becca are doomed
to failure.
Leo: Like you know anything
about making a relationship last
longer than one night, Greenlee.
Greenlee: Forget me.
I say that you and the eternal
virgin don't make it past
Labor Day.
Leo: Got a better shot than
you and Ryan, that's for sure.
Greenlee: Then prove it.
Leo: I'll do it.
Hayley: Whoa, where's Becca?
Leo: That's my only
condition.
It's your show.
You convince her.
I'm not going to push
her into it, and whatever
she says goes.
Mateo: I told you he was
going to say that.
Leo: You did?
Mateo: Yeah.
Leo: Am I that transparent?
Hayley: Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
We got a plan.
Hey!
Becca: Hey.
Leo: Hey, Becca.
Becca: What's going on?
Leo: Just hear them out.
Hayley: Leo has agreed to do
the show if you come with him.
Mateo: Yeah, see,
Hayley and I were thinking that
this would be the perfect
opportunity for you to put that
whole Virgin Victor thing
to bed.
Hayley: Yeah, go on national
television and show the world
that you're not some victim
of a sadistic joke.
Mateo: What do you say?
Tina: So, what were
you and Mateo talking about?
Adrian: Come on,
now, you know me better than
that.
I'm not the kind who brags.
Tina: I wouldn't mind
if you did.
I'm a catch.
Adrian: Oh, Mateo was just
talking to me about this new
segment on "Wave" where couples
get in front of an audience
and try and figure out whether
the relationship is going
to last or not.
Tina: Are we going to do it?
Adrian: Of course not.
Tina: Why not?
It would be fun.
Adrian: Yeah, if you're
in the audience laughing at us.
No, thank you.
Tina: What better way to make
sure that we're going
in the right direction?
Adrian: I thought we were
sure.
Alex: Can you hear it?
What's it saying -- "I love you,
Maddie, I love you, Maddie"?
Look who's here.
Maddie, look.
It's Daddy!
Edmund: Hi, Sweetie.
What you got there?
Alex: It's a stethoscope.
Edmund: Oh!
I heard somebody wasn't feeling
too well.
Let's see.
Alex: She's a lot better now.
Edmund: You feel good to me.
Hi.
Dixie: Look, just get out
of my way, ok?
Edmund deserves to know.
David: Why, because
you say so?
Dixie: Ok, you tell me.
If Edmund marries Alex while
she's still married to Dimitri,
what happens, ok?
That's a fact.
She's married to him.
Don't dress it up as some sort
of moral dilemma.
David: Dimitri is my patient,
and therefore you have
a responsibility to him as well.
If he doesn't want Edmund
to know, we have to respect
that.
Dixie: Why, because you
say so?
You know what, this --
you hide behind this whole
medical ethics argument,
but really I think this is all
about control for you.
David: Is that right?
Dixie: Yeah, that's right.
And don't you dare patronize me.
You're the only one who knows
everything.
You keep the rest of us
in the dark, and we all have
to dance to your tune.
David: Do you really think
that I enjoy this?
Dixie: Yeah.
As a matter of fact,
I think you do.
I think some little part
of you loves it.
And that's not right, David.
Alex is still in love
with Dimitri.
David: The memory of Dimitri.
Dixie: You don't know that.
And what if she goes ahead
and marries Edmund for some
reason?
She's married to Dimitri.
It's a crime.
David: If Dimitri wanted it
to stop, he would do that.
Dixie: What about Alex?
I mean, she becomes a bigamist?
And what about Edmund?
I mean, he was willing to back
off when he knew his brother was
still alive.
That's what he was going to do.
David: You don't know what
would have happened, Dixie.
Dixie: You know what?
I know what's going
to happen now.
David: Wait a minute.
Wait, you are not going
to Wildwind!
I'm giving you an order.
Dixie: You order me?
David: Yes!
Dixie: Are you kidding me?
I don't let Tad order me around.
I'm certainly not going to let
you order me around.
David: Dixie --
Dixie: Forget it.
We're done. We're finished.
Eliot: "We shall grieve not,
but rather find peace in what is
left behind."
Well, it's not easy to find
peace.
Brooke: Is that what you're
looking for?
Eliot: Yeah, I think so.
Aren't you?
Brooke: You know that I am.
Eliot: So we're not
so different.
Brooke: Except you found God.
Eliot: It's more like God
found me.
Brooke: In prison?
Eliot: Mm-hmm.
Brooke: Eliot, what did
you do?
Why were you in prison?
Adrian: Listen, Tina,
we're really just getting
a chance to know each other,
all right?
And I'm not quite ready to open
it up to the outside world.
Tina: Not even for fun?
Adrian: How would that
be fun?
Tina: Because we already know
we're perfect for each other.
It's like reading the horoscope.
You never believe everything
that you read, but it always
makes you wonder.
Adrian: All right.
I can't believe I'm going to do
this.
Tina: Oh!
This will be fun.
Adrian: Yeah.
Hayley: I also told Leo about
the money.
Becca: What, you're going
to pay us?
Leo: 10 Grand.
Becca: What?
Mateo: You get half.
Becca: Leo, you really could
use that money.
Leo: True, true.
But I'm not going to do it
unless you want to.
Becca: Well, maybe I could
use the money, too.
Leo: That's what I'm talking
about -- a woman after my own
heart.
Becca: I'll do it,
I'll do it.
Hayley: Yes! Yes!
It's going to be an awesome
show.
You'll see. You'll see.
You're going to love it.
Mateo: All right.
Let's go for a swim.
[Becca and Leo laugh]
Becca: They're really funny.
Leo: Those guys are too much.
Becca: They're too much.
Greenlee: Becca, this should
be a moment you never forget.
Alex: He was a wild horse
that Maddie knew how to handle.
And every time he tried to buck
her, she held on round
his neck --
Hi. Hi, Dixie.
I didn't hear you come in.
Edmund: Dixie.
What's going on?
What are you doing here?
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Leo: I want you to trust me.
Ask me anything, anything
at all.
I'll tell you the truth.
Eliot: I robbed an innocent
family of their most precious
gift.
David: What happened?
Alex: She passed out.
You think it's her heart?