Jake: 14. One more. Come on, come on, 15 -- higher, higher, higher. Whoa, ok. Good. All right, next leg. I mean other leg. Come on. Oh, what, you want to take a break? Ok. Here, have some water. It's good that you're doing this. You've been laying around for so long. All right, that's enough. That's enough. You got 200 sit-ups to go. Come on. Come on. Yeah, yeah. What?
Gillian: Tissue.
Jake: What, are you going to start crying on me? Come on, got to get some washboard abs here. What are you doing? All right, all right.

[Gillian laughs]

Alex: How's the workout going?
Jake: Oh, just fine. Just fine. She's getting shipshape here. Doesn't she look great? Alex: Yeah, you do. You look fabulous. You've got a lot of color in your face. Have you been outside?
Gillian: I --
Jake: You want to go for a walk? I'll take you out for a walk this afternoon.
Alex: You know, you're going to be able to do more than that soon. You're going to be able to go home.
Jake: Ah, just in time for Christmas.
Alex: Yeah. You're doing so well. And with Jake taking such great care of you, I'll be able to go back to England without worrying about you.
Gillian: No!

[Knock on door]

Erica: Palmer? Palmer? Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Cortlandt. He hasn't been discharged yet, has he?
Nurse: No. He went for more chest x-rays.
Erica: Oh, ok. Thank you.
Erica: Oh, Palmer, hi. I was just -- I was going to write you a note.
David: Why write a note when you can welcome me home in person?
Erica: David, you're back.
David: Yes, I am.

Rae: He does believe that Stuart is pretending to be Adam.
Tad: I don't believe. I know. I'm sure of it.
Dixie: Why?
Tad: I have no idea.
Dixie: Why do you suspect him?
Tad: Because it's the only possible explanation for this check. Do you really think the man you were married to would be willing to put me out if I was on fire, much less finance my new show?
Rae: Tad, he's a businessman. Isn't it possible that he can see potential in what you want to do?
Tad: Oh, yeah. Sure, right. A businessman who hates me so much he was willing to cheat his own wife and buy the station just so he could fire me.
Dixie: No, no, Rae. It doesn't make sense, you know? Well, not that anything that Adam does lately makes any sense.
Tad: Exactly. All the way back to that little game show we put on at the Valley Inn.
Rae: My God, you think that was Stuart?
Tad: It had to be.
Look, I'll guarantee you one thing -- you humiliate Adam Chandler by smacking him in the face with a pie on national television, the first words out of his mouth are not going to be, "Mmm, banana cream, my favorite." I'm amazed I didn't see it back then.
Dixie: Well, then, where has Adam been all this time?
Rae: Yeah.
Tad: I don't know. Beats the hell out of me.

Marian: Oh. Oh, hello, darling. I thought you were on your way to Adam's office.
Stuart: I am. I mean, I was.
Marian: Well, did you forget something?
Stuart: No. When I got there, it wasn't there.
Marian: What?
Stuart: No, they're tearing the building down. There was a big, big wrecking ball and bulldozers.
Marian: Oh, I forgot. Adam moved his corporate headquarters. You should get a chauffeur to drive you to the new complex.
Stuart: Well, do you think I dare do that?
Marian: Well, absolutely, darling. It'll look suspicious if you drive yourself. Oh, Stuart, I've got to tell you one more time how very proud I am of you. I really am. I'll take care of everything. Just give me a couple minutes.

Adam: Stuart, thank you. I knew you couldn't leave me in here.
Stuart: Oh, yes, I could. I don't like it, Adam, but you got to learn not to be so mean to people.
Adam: Damn it, Stuart, I have a business to run!
Stuart: Not anymore. I'm going to run it for you -- just as soon as I can find your new office.
Adam: Yes, so I hear. What's your first order of business? You going to turn the whole place into an animal shelter?
Stuart: No. But that gives me a great idea for a daycare center. That way the people could bring their kids to work and wouldn't have to worry about them.
Adam: Stuart, no, no, no, no. That costs a fortune. Don't -- don't go there.
Stuart: Adam, you can't stop me. You're all locked up. And nobody else can stop me because they think I'm you.

Janet: It's ok, Winifred. I'll find him.
Stuart: Oh, hi, Janet. I was just --
Janet: Thank god you're here. I need your help.
Stuart: Really?
Janet: It's a matter of life and death. I have no one else to turn to.
Stuart: Oh, dear. What's the trouble?
Janet: Are you ok?

Tad: So you agree with me that it wasn't Adam. The man that wrote this check had to be Stuart.
Dixie: Well, it sounds like it. What do you think, Rae?
Rae: Oh, I mean, I don't know enough about Adam to even know what the signs are.
Tad: Well, I do. And this human side has never surfaced before.
Dixie: It's true. Stuart is a sweetie. And that's the way Adam's been acting lately.
Rae: But, you know, you told me that Chandler Enterprises is going through a tough time right now. If that's true, why would Adam want Stuart to be pretending to be him?
Tad: Wait a minute. You got to remember that Latin American crisis, whatever that was. That seems to have blown over. And if the stock's high and the shareholders are happy, what has he got to lose?
Dixie: Maybe it wasn't Adam's idea in the first place.
Rae: What are you saying? You think something's happened to Adam?
Tad: Well, it's possible. We're talking about a man with a lot of enemies. He was willing to steal his own wife's TV station. And Liza has never been one to roll over and take that kind of thing gracefully, especially from her husband.
Dixie: No. I mean, I wouldn't put it past Liza, but we're forgetting a very important element here.
Tad: What's that?
Dixie: Stuart. Nobody's forcing him to play Adam. And he would never, ever do it if he was -- Adam was being hurt or was in some sort of trouble.
Tad: Hmm. That's right. Stuart's nothing if not honest.
Rae: Well, maybe in the past, but to play his own brother? That isn't honesty. That's fraud.

Janet: Adam, if this is a bad time --
Stuart: Oh, no, no, it's not -- ahem --
[as Adam]
it's not a bad time. Just come to the point.
Janet: I know we haven't always had the greatest history between us.
Stuart: And?
Janet: I need to ask you a huge favor.
Stuart: A favor? From me?
Janet: Yes. I was at the Glamorama earlier, and I overheard a discussion, and --
Stuart: Glamorama, huh?
Janet: See, Tad was telling Dixie that you -- you gave him the money to start up his new TV show.
Stuart: Ah. So?
Janet: So, since you're becoming such a philanthropist, I thought maybe you'd give me some money, too.
Stuart: Give you some money, too, eh?
Janet: A loan. I'd pay you back. I'm not sure when. But I could give you a little bit every month.
Stuart: Hmm. How much money are we talking about?
Janet: Well, not very much. I mean, not for someone like you.
Just $50,000. Stuart: 50,000. For what?
Janet: A charity. A charity for children in trouble.
Stuart: Children in what kind of trouble?
Janet: Victims of abuse. Terrible abuse. So, will you help? It's for a really good cause.

Adam: No. Stuart, no. For God's sake, don't do it.

Gillian: No! No go.
Alex: Calm down, sweetie. Calm down. I'm not going to leave just yet.
Jake: We don't want to get your blood pressure up, ok?
Alex: I'm going to stay here. You think I'd miss Christmas at Wildwind?
Gillian: Cart.
Alex: Your big homecoming? I'm going to be here for a while, ok? I promise.
Jake: Hey, let's -- let's sit you down up here, all right?
Alex: Come on, let's get you --
Jake: Take a little break from the exercise. Ready?
Alex: Ok, sweetheart?
Jake: Up. There we go. Ok. Here. Let you have a little water.
Alex: I promise I'm not going to go just yet, all right, darling?

Jake: Can I have a word with you?
Alex: Yeah, sure.
Jake: So, you're saying that you think her recovery is moving along? It's going well?
Alex: Well, yeah, I do. In many ways, yeah.
Jake: It's not a full recovery, though.
Alex: It isn't. She's still having speech difficulties, right?
Jake: Yeah. But they're not permanent, do you think?
Alex: I honestly don't know.
Jake: Yeah, but she's making progress. She's making herself more understood now.
Alex: I hoped we would've been further along by this point. Just keep working with her using the flash cards and --
Jake: I will. I will. I will. But you are also a big part of her recovery, and she trusts you. And if you're going off to England, I'm just --
Alex: Don't underestimate yourself. She trusts you, too. You're really wonderful with her. Keep doing what you're doing.
Jake: I wouldn't think of doing anything else.
Alex: You're a good man, Jake.
Jake: Well, thank you. You think I could -- I could take her out of here?
Alex: Today?
Jake: Yeah. Yeah, just to get her out, and I'll get her some ice cream or something. I think it would give her an incentive.
Alex: Yeah. All right. Make sure she doesn't overdo it, though.
Jake: All right. Great.

Ryan: Gillian, there you are. Are you ok?
Jake: Hey. What's the problem?
Ryan: Well, I got a message from the hospital. They said it was something important. I just figured it was about Gillian, that she had a setback --
Jake: As you can see, she's just fine.

David: I missed those lips.
Erica: You did?
David: Oh, yeah. There wasn't a moment that went by that I didn't think of you. Which reminds me --
Erica: What?
David: I brought you something from Florence.
Erica: Oh, David. Can I open it now? Do I have to wait till Christmas?
David: No, open it now.
Erica: Ok. Oh, look at this. Beautiful. It's a charm bracelet. Oh, David, it's so delicate.
David: I had the heart inscribed.
Erica: "To E.K., Who holds my heart. D.H." It's beautiful. I love it. Thank you.
David: You're welcome.
Erica: Will you help me put it on?
David: Yeah, I'll try. Here.
Erica: So, how did the sleuthing go? Oh, look how beautiful it is. Did you find out anything about this alleged brother of yours?
David: Yes and no.
Erica: Well, cut to the chase. Is he your brother or not?

Leo: David. Mother said I'd find you in here.
David: Excuse me, but I was in the middle of a conversation.
Leo: About me, no doubt.
Erica: Don't you assume a lot.
Leo: Greetings, Ms. Kane. You're looking lovely. So, my sources tell me that you've been checking on me. You find anything interesting?
David: Get off the bed. This is no place for you to lounge.
Leo: Hardly a place for a lover's tryst, either.
David: Well, you certainly are Vanessa's son.
Erica: Then he is your brother?
David: Unfortunately, yes.
Leo: What'd I tell you? I could've saved you a trip.
David: Oh. Oh, no, it was worth every penny. Talking to your past headmasters, nannies, teachers, hotel maids. They all told me what a prince you are.
Leo: I doubt it.
David: You know, it turns out that we do have something in common, though.
Leo: Yeah, what's that?
David: Vanessa's mothering. You were as neglected as I was.
Leo: Shut up. You don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Tad: The Adam I know would never do something like this.
Rae: Amazing. It's truly amazing.
Tad: What?
Dixie: What?
Rae: Well, here I am. I'm looking for Adam because I need to find Daniel. And we waltz in, and this one gets money for his own show.
Tad: It's not my fault. Why don't you look at the bright side? Aside from the fact that Stuart probably doesn't know anything about Daniel's whereabouts, all this money -- this much money, we could hire an army of private investigators to find your ex.
Rae: You know, do you think that Liza might be in on this?
Dixie: It could be.
Rae: Because, you know, if she is, this sort of faux Adam generosity could come to a screeching halt. You know that?
Dixie: I suppose.
Tad: Yeah, but she might not be in on it. I mean, she's been busy filing for a divorce. Maybe she hasn't been around this Adam long enough to see all the changes.
Rae: Yeah, or maybe she likes this new Adam better.

Adam: Don't you dare give my money away to that woman. She killed a man. With a crowbar, no less.

Janet: See, your donation would go a long way toward saving a life -- lives.
Stuart: [As Adam]
I don't understand. These -- where are these children?
Janet: Right here in this town -- some of them.
Stuart: And how would you go about helping them? By providing shelters? You'd take them away from their parents?
Janet: Well, I haven't got all the details worked out yet. But I thought you'd like to know that Erica gave me a big donation.
Stuart: Oh, she did?
Janet: Yes, and I know you don't want to be outdone by Erica. I mean, how would that look in public?
Stuart: [Normal voice]
Janet, are you in some kind of trouble? Is that what this is all about

Rae: You need to do something with that before the real Adam comes back and puts a stop payment on it.
Tad: That's a good point. Thank you, Stuart. $5 Million. Going to make myself a heck of a show.
Dixie: Hmm.
Rae: Don't forget your promise to me, Tad.
Tad: I won't, ok?
Rae: Ok.
Tad: Relax. By my estimation, we got an extra half a million clams to do just that.
Rae: Good. Good.
Dixie: See you in a bit.
Rae: See you later.
Tad: Are you sure you're ok with this?
Dixie: Why wouldn't I be?
Tad: Well, in a way, sweetheart, it's kind of like I'm monkeying with Junior's inheritance.
Dixie: Oh, please. $5 Million is chump change to Adam. Besides, when I was married to him, all that money made me uncomfortable.
Tad: Well, in that case, maybe we should get our friend Stuart to give away some more.
Dixie: Oh, be careful, though, you know? Leave him a little money for a little bit of a college education. We can't exactly count on him getting a soccer scholarship.
Tad: Maybe you should count on me, you know? I mean, I love that boy almost as much as I love you.

Liza: Excuse me.
Tad: Whoa.
Liza: Hi.
Dixie: Hi.
Tad: That was weird. We were just talking about you.
Liza: Oh.
Tad: The strangest thing happened to me not too long ago.
Liza: Well, it couldn't be any stranger than my day. What was it?
Tad: I got funding for my new show.
Liza: You're kidding!
Tad: Uh-uh.
Liza: The bank gave you your loan?
Tad: No, it wasn't the bank.
Liza: An investor?
Tad: Yep.
Liza: Anybody I know?
Tad: Your husband.

Stuart: [Normal voice]
are you in trouble, Janet?
[As Adam]
I mean, have you maxed out your credit cards? Afraid Trevor's going to find out? Is that what the trouble is?
Janet: No.
Stuart: Well, then, what is it? You're obviously having some sort of a problem.
Janet: Well, like I told you, I've been trying to raise money for this charity, and I haven't had much luck.
Stuart: I thought you said Erica gave you a donation.
Janet: She did, but it's not enough, and I -- I'm just getting a little antsy, I guess.
Stuart: No, Janet, there's something else. I can see it in your eyes. You're afraid of something -- or somebody.
Janet: Why, that's silly. Who would I be afraid of?
Stuart: You tell me.

Janet's voice: Well, I can't pull $50,000 out of thin air.
Sophie: You could if you really wanted to. Now, say your darling little Amanda had a tragic accident resulting in staggering hospital bills. I'll bet you'd find the dough somehow.
Janet: But that's not going to happen.
Sophie: Well, you never know with kids. They get into all kinds of dangerous situations.
Janet: You're threatening me again.
Sophie: I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Janet: You killed a prison guard.
Sophie: I don't like it when people get in my way. Now, I'm sure you can relate, seeing as you threw sister dear down a well.
Janet: I told you, I'm a different person now. Look, why don't you just cut your losses and get out of town while you still can.
Sophie: Is that a threat?
Janet: You know, Derek. Frye has come around here asking questions about you. I haven't told him anything. Not yet.
Sophie: That's because you're smart.

Stuart: What are you afraid of, Janet?
Janet: Nothing. So, if you'll just tell me what it is you need in return, I'll see what I can do.
Stuart: What makes you think I want anything in return? Assuming I give you the money, of course.
Janet: Well, you're Adam Chandler. There's always a quid pro quo. So just tell me what it is.
Stuart: No, I don't want anything. Just your promise that you'll use the money to keep kids safe.
Janet: I swear on my life.
Stuart: That's all I need to know. Who should I make the check out to?
Janet: You're going to give me the money just like that? Make it out to cash.
Stuart: Cash? Cash.
Janet: Yeah. Like I told you, I don't have all the details worked out. I haven't even decided on a name yet. Corporation papers and all that stuff.
Stuart: Uh-huh. You know, if you lose this, anybody could cash it.
Janet: No, I'm going to go right from here directly to the bank and deposit it in my account.
Stuart: Your account?
Janet: Yes. I can't set up a business account until -- until those incorporation papers are filed. So, I'm going to be the treasurer. I'll just put it into my account, and that way the money will get to the kids that much faster.
Stuart: Ok. Here you are.
Janet: Thanks. Stuart: Oops. I --
Janet: You changed your mind about the money?
Stuart: No, no, no. I forgot a zero on there. Cash, cash -- uh-huh.
Janet: Thank you. This means so much to me.
Stuart: Adam --
[Stuart mutters]
there you are.
Janet: Thank you so much, Adam.
Stuart: You're welcome.
Janet: You know, I don't care what anybody says. You're the most generous man I ever met.

Adam: No, no. No, I'm not. As a matter of fact, when I get out of here, I'm coming after you with a crowbar.

Janet: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wrinkle you or anything. Thanks again. I'll never forget this.

Marian: Well, everything's taken care of. The chauffeur's going to drive you to the office. I'm sorry it took me so long, but Winifred had him out running a few errands. You all set to go?
Stuart: [Normal voice] yeah, yeah. Wish me luck. I'm off to run Chandler Enterprises.
Marian: You don't need any luck. You're always brilliant.

Ryan: Well, I mean, if the message wasn't about Gillian, I -- I have no idea what it could've been about.
Jake: Maybe it's about your bill. Did you check with accounting?
Ryan: No, I did not.
Jake: Try that.
Ryan: Yeah. Good idea. Well, now that I'm here, can I say hello?
Jake: Yeah, go ahead.
Ryan: Hey. Hey, princess. How you feeling?
Jake: She's pretty brave.
Gillian: Ice.
Ryan: Well, you look as terrific as always.
Gillian: Cut -- cut.
Ryan: Oh, yeah. No, my cuts -- they've healed up pretty nicely, right? Yeah. See, I'm getting better, too. I'm back at work now. I just got -- yeah. Alex and Jake are on the job. Around the clock. That's good. No wonder you're back to your old self. Almost. Almost back to your old self. Yeah. Any idea when you'll be getting out of here?
Alex: Well, we're hoping in the next few days, if everything goes according to plan.
Ryan: Really? So she'll be back for Christmas?
Jake: That's the plan.
Ryan: Oh, that's great. I was afraid you'd be here for the holidays. What about her speech problem?
Alex: Well, she's making herself understood.
Ryan: So I see. Sometimes words just kind of get in the way.
Jake: Well, she's having trouble forming complete sentences, but it's just a matter of time. The words are there. They're just having some problems coming out.
Alex: Not to worry. It'll be automatic soon.
Ryan: So, can you say my name yet?
Gillian: Bye?
Ryan: Ryan.
Gillian: Ry-man.
Ryan: It's close. Very close. That's good. That's great. You want some more of this? It's all gone. You want me to go get you something? Anything? Yeah? Ok, you stay right here. You don't go anywhere. I'll get you some soda. All right.

Leo: You don't know me or what my childhood was like.
David: Oh, I think I do. According to several headmasters that I interviewed, Vanessa rarely made an appearance when she shipped you off to boarding school.
Leo: Yeah, well, they have lousy memories.
David: And when you were younger, the one nanny I was able to locate said that Vanessa would always run off from one lover to another, leaving you behind.
Leo: She took me when she could.
David: Oh, really? Like the time that she cruised around the world for a few months with that Greek shipping tycoon? Or how about the time when you were 10 years old and you got hepatitis? Did she rush to your side then, or did she stay in Africa on safari with some arms dealer while you stayed in the hospital for weeks?
Leo: She wrote me when she could. Listen -- my mother and I have an understanding that you couldn't possibly fathom.

David: I think he really believes that.
Erica: What else did you find out while you were in Europe?
David: Enough to learn that my little brother is a mass of insecurities. He was born in Geneva when I was at school. She told me she was having minor surgery.
Erica: She tell you who the father was? Do you know who the father was?
David: Yeah. Some wealthy European with a minor title.
Erica: Married?
David: Of course. But since he wasn't going to get a divorce and marry Vanessa, she passed him off as her nephew.
Erica: What kind of a mother could treat her own child like that?
David: Mine. Welcome to Vanessa.

Palmer: Thank you. Hello, hello.
Erica: Palmer, hi. Oh, Palmer, how are you feeling?
Palmer: Oh, well, I'm feeling just fine, thank you, in spite of all those ludicrous tests.
David: Oh, it's ok. I'll take it from here. Listen, can you get some clean sheets for Mr. Cortlandt?
Orderly: Yes, doctor.
David: There you go.
Palmer: So, yes.
Erica: Tell me, how are you feeling?
Palmer: I feel fine. Just fine.
Erica: Oh, good. And have you had an opportunity to think about the little favor I asked you?
Palmer: Well, as a matter of fact, I've called a board meeting for later today just to vote on the matter. You know, David, I fully support you as director of the Andrassy foundation, and hopefully I'll be able to convince the other members to go along.
David: Thank you, Palmer. I appreciate this.
Palmer: Just remember, you owe me.
Erica: No, I owe you. I made the request, Palmer. Oh, Palmer, you've done the right thing. You really have. Ok, I really have to go. Excuse me. David, are you going to walk me to the elevator?
David: No, I'm going to stay and examine Palmer.
Erica: Oh. Ok, then. I'll talk to you later. And, Palmer, take care. And thank you, Palmer.
Palmer: Anything for you, Erica. Anything.

Alex: Oh.
Erica: Excuse me.
Alex: Sorry.
Erica: Well, you really should watch yourself. Tell me something -- did you know that they're holding a special board meeting this afternoon?
Alex: The directorship of Dimitri's foundation? Yeah, I knew that.
Erica: Don't even bother gearing up for battle.
You're going to lose. Alex: Oh, I'm so tired of this conversation.
Erica: Oh, and I am so tired of your trying to block David's appointment as head of the Andrassy foundation.
Alex: This is a medical matter. You should probably stay out of it.
Erica: You've made it personal. However, you won't be so smug after the board meeting is over. Palmer Cortlandt has decided to throw his full support behind David. And obviously Palmer has a lot more clout than you do at this hospital.
Alex: You forget that the final decision is mine, according to Dimitri's will. It's not yours.
Erica: Alex, why can't you possibly put your petty jealousy aside and look at the bigger picture? Dimitri's foundation could have worldwide impact with the right person heading the foundation.
Alex: Well, exactly. And that's not David Hayward.!
Erica: Well, you seem to be the only one who is of that opinion. And now you're up against me as well, so you lose.
Alex: Erica, you do realize your loyalty to him is totally misplaced. There are so many things about your little boyfriend that you don't even know.
Erica: Well, there are so many things about you that none of us knows. But David's reputation as a surgeon is untouchable.
Alex: He's keeping something very ugly from you. And it'll come out if you persist in doing battle with me. And then you'll be sorry you interfered. You'll be very sorry, actually.

Liza: Adam gave you a loan?
Tad: Well, it wasn't really a loan. There was no paperwork involved. It was more like a gift. $5 Million.
Liza: You must have given quite the pitch.
Tad: That's it? That's all you've got to say?
Liza: Congratulations.
Rae: Everything should be this easy.
Liza: Can I see it?
Tad: Yeah, yeah, sure. Why? You think it's going to bounce?
Liza: Oh, no, no. Actually, I cashed a check on this account today. I'm sure you're going to spend it in a lot of creative ways.
Rae: Yeah, I think so, too.
Liza: So, are you going to produce?
Tad: Yeah, yeah, that's the plan. And as a matter of fact, I was kind of hoping that you would pick us up on WRCW's.
Liza: What was the name again? Rae: "Nothing but the Truth."
Liza: Wow, that sounds catchy. I would love to see it when it gets done. When is it going to be ready?
Tad: Soon as possible. That way nobody has a chance to change his mind.
Liza: Oh, yeah.
Tiffany: Mrs. Chandler?
Liza: Yes?
Tiffany: Gregor's ready for you now.
Liza: Great. Thanks, tiffany. See you later. Good luck. Congrats.

Rae: Do you think she knows?
Tad: Oh, definitely. She's in on it, too.

Sophie: An envelope? What if I get caught in the rain?
Janet: For $50,000, you can afford a cab.
Sophie: It's about time you came through with the moolah.
Janet: You're not going to count that here. Amanda could come home any minute.
Sophie: Hey, wait a minute. This is all 100s.
Janet: So?
Sophie: So, there are lots of places that won't break bills bigger than 50.
Janet: What do you want me to do? I did the best I could. I get you the money, and you complain.
Sophie: Ok, ok. Guess I just got to be satisfied with handouts, huh?
Janet: Sophie, just go.
Sophie: So, why the bum's rush, huh? I mean, least you could do is offer an old pal a cup of tea, huh?
Janet: Come on. Please, just go. Someone might see you here.
Sophie: Fine. If that's how you're going to be. It's been real, Toots.
Janet: Get a new face, get a new life. Just don't come back.

Trevor: Who was that?
Janet: Trevor. I didn't expect you back so soon.
Trevor: Yeah? Well, who was that at the door?
Janet: Oh, just woman who was trying to convert me to her religion.
Trevor: They still do that? They go door to door?
Janet: Apparently.
Trevor: You look like you're about to jump out of your skin. What's going on? What's wrong?

Gillian: Cake.
Jake: Very good. All right. All right, now, this one is a little more difficult, so don't get too discouraged. Just try to sound it out as best you can. Ok?
Gillian: Plane?
Jake: Yeah, yeah, it's a kind of plane. What type of plane is it?
Gillian: Helicopter.
Jake: That's it, that's it. You're doing great. You're doing so well. I'm really happy for you.
Gillian: Thank you, Jake.
Jake: You're welcome. "Thank you, Jake"? "Thank you, Jake"? That's like a whole -- that's like a thought. That's -- I'm so proud of you. I'm so very proud of you.

Rae: Would you just please get to the bank before that thing burns a hole in your pocket?
Tad: Mm-hmm.
Dixie: At least we know Stuart isn't going to put a stop payment on it.
Rae: Boy, I would love to know what he and Liza are up to, wouldn't you?
Dixie: Yeah. Me, too.
Tad: Me three. But until that time, I'm just going to have to settle for playing Robin Hood -- you know, get myself some green tights -- rob the rich, give to the poor.
Dixie: We're men we're men in tights
Tad: See you later.
Dixie: We're fighting for human rights

Adam: I could never get through there. Never in a million years. I've got to get out of here before I lose it.
Adam: Oh. Yes. Perfect.

Janet: You startled me, that's all. I didn't hear your car pull in the drive.
Trevor: You sure?
Janet: Absolutely. Positively. Hey, if you don't believe me, I'm just going to have to prove it to you.

Sophie: Hello, is this the Pine Cone motel? Yeah, well, this is room 15. Yes, I know I said I'd be checking out, but there's been a change of plans. So don't rent my room to nobody, you hear? Yeah, I'll be sticking around way into the next millennium.

David: Erica? You're still here? I thought you had errands to run.
Erica: Yes, well, I ran into Alex instead.
David: You really ought to steer clear of her.
Erica: Yes, I'd like to. But how can I when she's making things so difficult for you?
David: Why don't you let me worry about that, ok?
Erica: David, Alex has been implying -- actually, she just said outright that you are keeping a very ugly truth about your past -- you're keeping it from me and that it will come out and I will be very sorry unless I back off. So, is she making this up, or does she have a valid grievance? Because if she does I think it's really time that you share it with me. I'm sure that you know by now that I will keep your secrets.
David: You're right. I really should risk it.
Erica: Risk what?
David: Before I do, I want you to know how much I love you. And I would never, ever do anything to hurt you or to jeopardize what we have.
Erica: All right.
David: Do you trust me?
Erica: Yes.
David: All right. Then I will tell you exactly why Alexandra Marick hates me.