[Music plays]
Scott: Hayley?
Matt, Happy New Year.
Mateo: Hey, Happy New Year
to you.
Scott: Yeah.
I got the new battery.
We're all ready to roll
if you --
Mateo: You working tonight?
Hayley: Yeah.
Riding the wave until the new
millennium, you know.
Scott: I found a real great
spot out back, very private,
very guest-friendly as per
Edmund's wishes, so --
Hayley: This night really
belongs to Maria.
Mateo: No, hey, it's
for everybody.
Hayley: Excuse us.
Jake: Gillian?
Wait, wait, wait.
I want to ask you something.
You know, maybe -- maybe it can
wait till later.
It won't hurt, I promise.
Gillian: You would never
hurt me.
I know that.
Jake: This is it.
Last night of the century.
Let's make it count.
Edmund: Admit it.
You're having a pretty good
time.
Alex: It reminds me
of a cotillion.
Edmund: A cotillion?
Boys with sweaty palms that step
all over your shoes?
Alex: No, you dance very
well.
Edmund: Well, thank you.
I got a secret -- my partner.
She makes me dance good.
David: Mind if I cut in?
Edmund: I'm sorry.
This is my dance.
David: There are hospital
backers here, Edmund.
It might amp their generosity
seeing Alex and me dance
together.
Alex: Oh, I can't do this.
Edmund: Alex?
David: What'd I tell you,
Edmund?
She's verging on meltdown.
Edmund: Look, I told
you to stay the hell away
from her.
David: Come on, Edmund.
I asked her to dance.
It wasn't an act of terrorism.
Erica: Alex.
You made it after all.
I thought New Year's wasn't
your thing.
Alex: You tell your boyfriend
to stay away from me.
His little game isn't going
to work.
Erica: What game?
Alex: Oh, pretending to be
my friend, cozying up to me
in public, buying me presents
and bringing flowers to my home.
Erica: David came
to the hunting lodge?
Alex: He didn't tell you?
Erica: Well, why would
he mention that?
That's such a minor part
of his day.
Alex: I wonder why he didn't
tell you.
I suppose he's so good
at keeping secrets, isn't he?
Well, Siobhan and Gillian.
Erica: No, David and I have
no secrets from each other.
Alex: Well, he followed me
from the hospital.
And he -- he entered my home
uninvited.
And he surprised me when I got
out of the shower in my robe
and then presented me
with a bouquet of flowers.
Don't you think that's strange?
Erica: Office politics.
A magnanimous gesture
in an effort to placate a very,
very difficult co-worker.
Alex: Oh, Erica.
You disappoint me.
Dimitri said you were such
a hopeless romantic.
David's really making a fool out
of you.
Erica: No.
You are the fool.
[Music plays]
Marian: Oh, that horrible
Barry Shire.
I mean, who does business
on new year's eve anyway?
Liza: Greedy industrialists
who can't get enough of Adam.
I mean, don't sulk.
Barry's not going to tie him up
all evening.
Marian: Well, he better not
tie him up, because that's
my job, isn't it, darling?
Liza: Stuart will be here
just as soon as he signs off
on whatever.
Marian: Yes, but he'll be
here as Adam, darling,
not Stuart.
I won't have anybody -- I won't
have anybody to kiss
at midnight.
Liza: You know, you're not
alone, Mother.
Marian: Oh, Liza.
Buck up, darling.
Come on.
Out with the old, in
with the new.
When New Year's Day is dawning,
you'll be winging your way
to Monaco with Colby
and hopefully when you return,
your divorce will be finalized.
Liza: Yeah.
Happy New Year to me.
Adam: Barry, tonight,
I make Liza mine again.
Barry: You hope.
Adam: No, I know.
I know that I have love
on my side.
Barry: Adam, Adam -- let's
run through the game plan one
more time.
This proves that you're Colby's
biological father.
I give it to Jake Martin.
Adam: That's right.
The minute Liza and I leave
the party, give it to him.
Barry: In private?
Adam: Hell, no!
I want witnesses.
Jake Martin's smug little world
is about to be rocked off
its orbit.
I only wish I were there
to see it.
Barry: What if Liza refuses
your ride to the airport?
Adam: Why should she?
She thinks I'm Stuart.
When we're airborne,
I'll confess everything.
Barry: Liza will have
you forcibly ejected
from the airplane without
a parachute.
Adam: Very funny.
No.
I will remind her that Liza
and Colby and I belong together,
that we are a family.
Barry: You're taking a hell
of a lot on faith, man.
Adam: Faith's all I have
left, Barry.
But it can move mountains,
you know.
Barry: What about Stuart?
Adam: Forgive me, my friend.
I did it all for love.
He'll be fine once the drug
wears off.
And I'll be with my wife
and daughter again.
[Music plays]
Jack: I see you're not
dancing.
Why?
Where's your date?
Brooke: Where's my date?
Jack: Yes.
Brooke: Where's your date?
Chardonnay, I believe the lady's
name is.
Jack: Yes.
Well, poor lamb.
She came down with a little bit
of flu.
Brooke: Oh.
Jack: Yes.
Brooke: The flu.
Jack: Yes.
Brooke: Oh, that's too bad.
Jack: Yes.
Brooke: Listen, I hope
she has a quick recovery.
Jack: Me, too.
Brooke: And in the meantime,
I guess that means I win.
Jack: Oh.
Not so fast.
Where's your date?
Brooke: Oh, I'm sure he'll be
here soon.
[Greenlee laughs]
Greenlee: Oh, you're the only
man who's ever got that joke.
Leo: Uh-oh.
Greenlee: What?
Leo: The party didn't grind
to a stop when we made
our entrance.
Greenlee: We've been noticed
by all the right people.
Greenlee: Evening, Gran.
Millicent: Oh.
Leo: Ms. Greenlee.
Mother.
Dad.
Palmer: Mm-hmm.
Vanessa: My, don't you two
look wonderful.
Millicent: Oh, they look
as if they stepped out
of "Town and Gentry."
Greenlee: Your son is very
attentive.
Leo: Well, your
granddaughter's made me the envy
of every man here.
Greenlee: Oh.
There's Hayley.
We should meet and greet.
Vanessa: Well, you two run
along.
Have fun.
Millicent: They look just
like Woodruff and myself when
we were their age.
Palmer: Woodruff?
Must have been the stone age,
right?
Vanessa: Millie, do you hear
wedding bells?
Millicent: Mm-hmm.
It's a question of timing
and breeding.
Palmer: Waiter?
Two.
Champagne, ladies.
What shall we drink to?
Vanessa: I know --
to a dynasty in the making.
Leo: Snow job complete.
Greenlee: They'll be digging
out for days.
Hayley: Hey, you two.
Come flash some glam
for the cam.
Leo: Should we strut
for the paparazzi?
Greenlee: Better.
She's my boss.
Scott, is the camera loaded?
Leo: No good if you're
shooting blanks.
Hayley: Oh, just -- please.
Ahem.
Greenlee Smythe and Leo Du Pres
set their fazers for stun
with a look that's both tony
and traditional.
Greenlee, is that another
Arabella?
Greenlee: Yes, it is,
and there's a story behind it.
Actually, Jewel wanted this gown
for a party in London, but I was
at the design studio in Milan
and --
Leo: Don't look now,
love, but you just got upstaged.
Hayley: Ahem -- thanks
for the tasty sound bite.
It's great.
Greenlee: But I'm not
finished.
Leo: Au contraire.
You just got stuffed
.
Joe: Edmund.
Edmund: Hey, Joe.
Joe: Congratulations
on the turnout.
Edmund: Thank you very much.
Glad you could make it.
Joe: Yes. .
Edmund: Where's your better
half?
Joe: Oh, she's hosting
a party for the kiddies
in pediatrics.
But she'll be joining us.
Edmund: Oh, I hope so..
Joe: Yeah.
Edmund: Listen, Joe,
thank you for your very generous
donation. .
Joe: Oh, listen,
our pleasure.
But tell me one thing -- what
in the world do I do with this?
Edmund: Oh.
Joe: Huh? .
Edmund: Well, we're going
to hang those crystal ornaments
on this guy right here.
We're calling it the Tree
of Humanity.
It's just to keep a connection
and remind us of all kindred
souls who've touched our lives.
Joe: It's a lovely sentiment. .
Edmund: Thank you.
Joe: I've not seen Alex
around. .
Edmund: Well, she's kind
of had an overwhelming
experience.
She's just taking a breather.
Joe: Nothing serious? .
Edmund: No, no.
I remember my first
New Year's Eve without Maria.
She's probably feeling the same
way.
Joe: Yeah -- missing Dimitri.
Let's do what we can to get
her through it, ok? .
Edmund: Thanks.
Erica: You're an absolute
fool to keep on with this
incessant bad-mouthing of David.
I mean, you really need to grow
up, Alex.
David shared your seamy history
with me.
Alex: I bet he did.
Erica: To insinuate that he's
stalking you is ridiculous --
I mean, especially since David
rejected you.
Alex: What?
Erica: Oh, come on, Alex.
You came on to him when you were
residents in London
and he clearly wasn't interested
in you.
Alex: Oh.
That's brilliant.
Go on.
Erica: So you
wrongly, wrongly blamed him
for your roommate's suicide
and you continue to blame him
to this day, just because
he wouldn't kiss your stiff
upper lip.
Alex: He came on to me.
Erica: Oh.
Please.
Alex: I made it clear that
I wasn't interested
and so he went after Siobhan.
Erica: Hmm.
Alex: He made her fall
in love with him to get at me
and it cost her her life.
Erica: My, my.
You really have missed
your calling, Alex.
You should have been a writer
of romance novels for
the criminally insane.
Alex: Don't you ever wonder
whether he's using you the same
way that he did Siobhan?
Erica: No, Alex, I never
have.
David's problem is you.
You can't have him,
but you want to tie him to you.
And now you're spreading your
vicious lies about him.
Alex: Oh, that's absurd.
Erica: Is it?
You ordered him to work
with you.
Is that a rational choice?
Alex: I keep my enemies
close.
Erica: You are completely
blind to your own paranoia.
And yet it's so clear to me what
I see.
I see a very needy,
needy creature who's
on the verge of a breakdown.
David: Hello, ladies.
Alex: If you think I'm lying,
why don't you ask him?
Watch him squirm.
David: Ask me what?
Hayley: Becca, tell me,
who is responsible for
your look?
Becca: "My look"?
Hayley: Yeah.
Who put you all together?
Becca: Oh.
Well, I guess I did.
Hayley: You saying you made
your dress yourself?
Becca: Well, yeah.
Sewing relaxes me.
It's kind of a Zen thing.
Hayley: Well, what about
your hair and your makeup?
Becca: Oh, well, I just --
I just kind of put my hair up
and put some bobby pins in it
and then I went down to Kesler's
drugs and got some makeup
and put it on.
Hayley: Unbelievable.
See that, folks?
Eye-popping proof that sometimes
doing what comes naturally is
best.
Thanks, Becca.
Got that?
Scott: Hey.
Becca: Hi.
How was I?
Scott: Amazing, just like
you.
Becca: Thanks.
Leo: Chandler's like -- like
so articulate.
Greenlee: Ah, this night's
going to be a royal snore.
Leo: What about your friend
with the abs?
Greenlee: Ryan decided
to blow off the party .
Leo: Well, don't look now,
but your party guest just
arrived.
Greenlee: Where's Gran?
Leo: Oh, stirring the pot
with Vanessa.
Greenlee: Looking for me?
Ryan: I was just cruising
around.
Greenlee: Dance with me.
Maybe we can liven up this wake.
Edmund: Adam, welcome.
And kudos on your great cash
giveaway.
That's a side of you I didn't
know you had.
Adam: It wasn't my idea,
Edmund.
Edmund: Well, your money's
going a long way to help a lot
of people.
Adam: Look, Edmund, if you're
pandering for another
donation --
Edmund: No, no.
No charge.
Just congratulations on a job
well done.
Adam: I'm never going to make
it till midnight.
Marian: Well.
Good evening, Adam.
Adam: Marian.
Marian: Excuse me.
Adam: Liza.
You've never looked lovelier.
Liza: Oh.
Thanks, Stuart.
So, how did you get away
from Barry?
Marian: Darling,
Stuart's a wizard at handling
people.
But, darling, I'm the only one
who knows where his secret
tickle spot is.
Aren't I?
Adam: Stop that!
Marian: Oh.
I'm sorry.
Adam: You're not supposed
to be speaking to Adam,
let alone knowing his tickle
place.
Marian: Ok.
Adam: Excuse me.
Marian: Oh.
Liza: He seemed a little
tense.
Marian: Well, darling,
of course he's tense.
He's playing Adam.
But I'm warning you --
at the stroke of midnight,
I'm going to grab my husband,
go into a very private place,
give him an enormous
New Year's Eve kiss.
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Erica: You lied to me.
You broke our lunch date saying
that you were with a patient,
and all the while you were out
there throwing bouquets at Alex
Devane.
David: Is that what this is
about?
Erica, you saw Alex.
The woman is a virtual
basket case.
I felt as my new partner that
that warranted a house call.
Erica: With flowers?
David: The sooner I gain
her trust, the sooner she goes
back to England.
Now, that is our common goal,
isn't it?
Erica: No.
Look, I don't like this.
I don't like being lied to.
And I do not appreciate being
played for a fool.
David: Erica, if this is
jealousy rearing its head --
Erica: I am not jealous.
Should I be jealous of Alex?
I'm not.
I don't like Alex.
I've made no secret of that.
But I can certainly live
with that.
What I can't live with,
what I won't tolerate, is that
I cannot feel that I can trust
what you tell me.
David: What else did Alex say
to you?
Erica: Nothing I care to go
into here.
David: All right.
Ok, good.
Well, then, why don't we go
downstairs and enjoy the party?
Erica: No.
As far as I'm concerned,
the party's well over.
I'm going home.
David: Oh, wait a minute!
Come on!
Are we going to let Alex destroy
our evening?
Erica: It may have started
with Alex, but it has ended
with you.
David: No! No.
This evening belongs to us.
When we go down those stairs,
I want us to bask in
our triumph, Erica.
Now, I intend to enjoy
the spotlight and I want
to share it with you.
Era: Oh, I'm not sure there
is room enough in that spotlight
for you and me and your enormous
ego.
David: Well, that was
completely uncalled for.
Erica: Not to mention
your nerve.
You expect me to walk down there
and work the party for you,
to dazzle people for you, to get
them to raise money
for the great Dr. David Hayward?
At this moment, you know how
I feel?
I wouldn't trust you to treat
a hangnail.
Edmund: Alex.
What are you doing here all
by yourself?
Alex: Oh, feeling a bit
claustrophobic.
Edmund: David a little too
close for comfort?
Alex: I can handle him.
Edmund: You shouldn't
have to.
Listen, if he gives
you a problem, if he gets out
of line, you let me know.
Joe: Edmund.
Edmund: Joe.
Joe: They're all clamoring
for the host to make a toast.
Edmund: Ah.
Joe: Alex, I'm delighted
you could make it.
Alex: Hi. Good evening, Joe.
Edmund: Please tell
the clamoring throng I will be
out shortly.
Joe: I will, indeed.
Edmund: Thank you, sir.
Care to rejoin the party?
Alex: Actually, I was
thinking of calling it a night.
Edmund: Really? This early?
Alex: I don't do crowds
so well.
Edmund: Well, listen,
you know, you can always just
coast on my arm.
Alex: Oh, and smile
at strangers till my cheeks
ache?
I don't know.
I'm not in the mood.
Edmund: Ok. Well,
listen, you don't have to stay.
But just so you know --
I want you to.
Alex: Fine.
Go and do your speech.
I'll be in in a minute.
[Music stops]
Liza: Though I hate
to interrupt your bliss,
but the music has stopped.
Jake: Oh.
Who needs music?
Liza: The two of you are
ready to ring in the new year?
Jake: The future has never
looked better.
Liza: Good.
Jake: Only thing missing is
my beautiful daughter.
Liza: Well, I'll bring
her back speaking beautiful
baby French talk.
Jake: I can't wait that long
for my Colby fix.
Liza: Well, you'll just have
to for now.
Jake: Oh, ok.
Liza: But she'll be happy
to see you.
Gillian: Oh, oh, Jake, look.
There's champagne!
Jake: Mmm.
Gillian: Mm-hmm.
Liza: Oh, Edmund's going
to do a toast.
Jake: Oh.
I'll grab some glasses.
I'll be right back.
Gillian: You know, I really
could never tell him that
Colby's not his daughter.
Liza: Well, that's a promise
that might be hard to keep --
I mean, especially since
you and Jake,
the two of you are crazy about
each other.
Gillian: A promise is
a promise.
Liza: Well, then,
it's a promise that we'll keep
together.
Liza: Then there's David
Hayward.
I haven't really had a chance
to talk to him.
Gillian: No, he won't tell.
He -- he swore to me.
Dixie: Stuart.
Any New Year's resolutions?
Adam: [As Stuart]
oh.
Well, lots.
Tad: Name one.
Adam: I'm not going
to pretend to be Adam anymore.
Dixie: Oh.
That's a good idea.
That must be hard.
Tad: No, wait a minute.
Just wait a minute.
Don't hang up your suit just
yet, ok?
I still got one more gig left
for the new, improved Adam
chandler.
Adam: I'm not sure I want
to hear this.
Tad: Oh, you're going
to love it.
You're going to love it.
How about you come back
on my show, and this time,
you donate Chandler mansion
to charity?
Adam: Uh, I --
Adam would never do that.
Dixie: Oh, I know, but Santa
Adam would.
Tad: Stuart, come on.
It's a natural.
The idea is you turn over
the house to serve as a home
for runaways and unwed mothers,
homeless families.
All you got to do is staff it
with cooks and counselors and --
and a medical crew.
What do you think?
Adam: Oh, I don't know.
I --
it's a -- I'll just have
to think about that and decide
later.
Tad: Yeah.
I'm sure you will.
It's a big decision.
Adam: Yeah.
Tad: We'll talk about it
soon.
Dixie: Ok. See you later.
Adam's voice: Have fun while
it lasts.
By tomorrow, Liza and Colby will
be mine.
And Jake and all you wretched
Martins will shatter like glass.
Edmund: Ladies and
gentlemen --
[music stops]
Edmund: Ladies and gentlemen,
does everyone have a glass
of champagne or something
to toast with?
Gillian: Yes.
Edmund: Because in a few
minutes, I want you to raise
your glasses and drink
to an evening we will never
forget.
Stuart: Ooh.
Oh.
I'm so sleepy.
I'm sleepy.
Toast.
The -- no.
That's not right.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
The --
I'm late for the party.
I got to wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up!
Wake up!
Marian and Liza are going
to expect Adam there to snarl
in the New Year.
No.
Wake up, wake up.
Edmund: And finally, I'd like to
thank everyone who came tonight in the spirit
of giving. Here.
Edmund: And finally, I'd like
[cheers and applause]
[music plays]
Vanessa: Oh.
And here's to the gift
that keeps on giving.
Leo: Where's Scott?
Off diddling his tripod?
Becca: Why do you care?
Leo: I don't, but if you were
my date, I wouldn't leave
you alone.
Becca: Well, speaking
of dates, where's yours?
Leo: Mingling.
Do you want to go exploring?
I heard there's a stunning
Tissot in the west wing.
Becca: You relate
to second-string French
impressionists?
Leo: You know Tissot?
Becca: I know what I like.
Leo: And what would that be?
Becca: None of your business.
Greenlee: Wildwind's even
bigger than Gran's.
We could get so lost, no one
could find us.
Ryan: You get off on keeping
us a secret.
Greenlee: Among other things.
Let's make a list, starting
with A.
Greenlee: Ryan?
Ryan?
You were a million miles away
just now.
Ryan: More like a million
years.
Tad: Liza.
So, where exactly is Adam
spending New Year's?
Six feet under?
Liza: Don't joke, Tad.
Tad: I'm not.
I'm not. I'm serious.
I just wish you'd tell me what
it was he's done to merit
banishment.
All I could say is whatever --
it must be pretty bad
if Stuart's willing to sub
for him.
Liza: Just leave it alone.
Ok?
You don't want to know.
Dixie: Honey, Liza's right.
Leave it alone.
Tad: Et tu, Dixie?
Dixie: I'm just hoping what
we don't know won't hurt us.
Or Junior.
Jake: Thank you.
Here's to the end of a perfect
evening.
We should do this again next
year.
Want me to walk you upstairs?
Gillian: It'so not even
midnight.
Jake: Well, somewhere
in the world it must be
midnight.
I got to get up early and go
to work tomorrow.
Gillian: Jake, you said
earlier that there was something
that you wanted to ask me,
so ask.
Jake: I did?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's -- it can wait.
You're probably tired,
aren't you?
Gillian: You fink.
Jake: Fink?
Gillian: Double fink.
Jake: Oh, double fink.
Gillian: Triple --
Jake: Oh, you're in big
trouble, Missy.
Barry: Somebody here looks
like they're having fun.
Jake: Hey.
What are you doing?
Barry: I'm mixing business
with pleasure.
I'll leave you to the latter.
Excuse me.
Jake: All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Barry: I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Jake: Oh, boy.
Barry: I am a clumsy oaf.
Gillian: I'm sorry.
No, no, I'm such a klutz.
I'm really sorry.
Are you ok?
Barry: No, that's all right.
Jake: Serving papers,
counselor?
Barry: Ah, something like
that, yes.
Jake: You all right there?
Barry: Oh, I'm fine, really.
Did I get any on your dress?
Gillian: Oh, no,
no, I'm fine.
Barry: Ok.
Adam's voice: The minute Liza
and I leave the party, give it
to him.
Barry: In private.
Adam: Hell, no!
I want witnesses.
Jake Martin's smug little world
is about to be rocked off
its orbit.
I only wish I were there
to see it.
Barry: Happy New Year.
Jake: You, too.
Gillian: You, too.
Adrian: You know,
we're creeping up on that
midnight hour.
Hayley: Is there someplace
you need to be?
Adrian: There's somewhere
you need to be.
Ok, excuse moi.
They're playing our song.
Edmund: Alex.
Hi.
Alex: Hi.
Edmund: You didn't leave.
Alex: No, I heard
your speech.
It was lovely.
Very moving.
Edmund: Well, thanks.
You think you can tough it out
till midnight?
The band's getting hot.
Alex: No, I've had enough
party now, thank you.
Edmund: Fine.
You win.
I'll grab your coat, I'll walk
you to the lodge.
Alex: It's ok.
I'm fine.
Edmund: It's no trouble.
Opal: Oh, Edmund, excuse me,
but Maddie and Sam have made
their way down the dessert
table, bless their little
hearts, and they're asking
for their daddy.
Alex: Go, go, please.
Edmund: Ok.
You'll be fine?
Um --
listen, in case I don't
see you --
Happy New Year.
Alex: Happy New Year.
Rae: Alex.
If you want to stay, we can talk
about what's bothering you.
Alex: No.
What's the point?
Rae: Dr. Hayward, can I have
a word with you?
Mateo: So how's taping going?
Hayley: Great.
We're taking a break right now.
Mateo: So you're free?
May I have this dance?
Jack: Oh, there you are.
And here I am waiting,
waiting, waiting.
Where is this guy?
Where's this mystery man?
Where? Where? Where?
Brooke: Mystery man?
Jack: Where?
Edmund: Brooke, your escort
called and he can't make it
tonight.
Some sort of emergency?
Brooke: Oh?
Oh.
Jack: Emergency? What?
Brooke: Oh, gee, that's too
bad.
Oh.
Appendectomy.
Hmm.
Jack: His?
Brooke: Not his.
A patient's.
He's a doctor.
Jack: Oh.
Brooke: Mm-hmm.
Jack: Well, look at us.
Through no fault of ours,
we're -- well, neither one of us
wins our little contest, do we?
We're both dateless, aren't we?
Brooke: I guess there's
nothing to be done.
Jack: I wouldn't say that.
Adam: It's about time to drop
the bomb on Jake.
Barry: I still don't see how
you're going to pull this off.
I mean, Liza will know you're
not Stuart.
Adam: With love all things
are possible, Barry.
Don't forget, wait till
we leave.
Then give him the letter.
Adam: [As Stuart] Liza,
would you like to dance?
Liza: Oh.
I'm -- I'm divorcing Adam.
It's probably not a good idea.
You should probably dance
with my mother.
Adam: Oh, that's not a good
idea, either.
Liza: Oh.
Adam: Adam hates Marian.
Liza: Yeah.
Well, I should be leaving around
now anyway.
Adam: She told me about
your trip.
I thought maybe I could drive
you by the house and we could
pick up Colby and I could just
drive you to the airport.
Liza: Well, that's ok.
I have my own car.
Adam: But there are a lot
of drunks out tonight.
I'd really feel better
if you let me drive
you and Colby.
Liza: Thanks.
Ok.
We can leave after midnight.
Adam: Good.
You know, if I were Adam, I'd be
feeling a little misty right
about now.
Liza: Adam doesn't do misty.
Adam: You're wrong, Liza.
Come on, dance with Adam.
For Auld Lang Syne.
Leo: What happened
to your secret lover?
Leo: Looks like Ryan only has
eyes for his ex.
So where does that leave you,
Greens?
Jake: All right.
It'a almost midnight.
And I do have something
to ask you before we
kiss this year good-bye.
David: We need to talk.
Alex: Stop following me.
David: First, you come
unspooled when I ask
you to dance.
Then you fill Erica's head
with suspicions about me.
Your behavior is completely
irrational.
[David's voice echoes]
David: Alex, what is
going on?
Alex: Oh, let go.
You're hurting me.
David: I'm not touching you.
Wait a minute.
What the hell is this?
Some kind of a setup?
What, you want to get me charged
with harassment to get me fired?
Is that your game?
Alex: Why can't you just
leave me alone?
Alex: Leave me alone, please!
David: What the hell is wrong
with you?
Jake: Well, I --
I know I've pretty much
tipped my hand,
so I guess I'll just --
come out and ask you.
Will you marry me?
[Gillian and Jake kiss]
Ryan: (to Greenlee) So, you want to party?
Come on.
Let's party.
Tad: I propose a resolution.
Dixie: Oh, yes?
Tad: Mm-hmm.
What do you say we make 2000
the year of Tad and Dixie?
Dixie: Oh.
Here, here.
[Dixie laughs]
Tad: Perfect.
Mateo: Are you sure you don't
want to change partners?
Hayley: Why would I want
to do that?
Mateo: Well, because --
at midnight you have to kiss
the person you're with.
Liza: Oh, Stuart.
Don't you want to be with mother
when the clock strikes 12?
All: Eight, seven, six --
Adam: [As Stuart]
I'm right where I want to be.
All: Five, four,
three, two, one --
Happy New Year!
[Cheers]
["Auld Lang Syne" plays]
Men and women: Happy
New Year!
[Clock chimes]
Stuart: I made it just
in time.
Rae: Hi.
Happy New Year.
Edmund: Happy New Year.
Rae: Thank you.
Edmund: You see Alex leave?
Rae: Ah -- I think she's
upstairs.
Edmund: Really?
I thought she wanted to be home
by midnight.
Rae: I'm a little worried
about her, Edmund.
David: Alex, all right,
look -- I'm not going to hurt
you, but you've got to stop
going after me.
What's in the past is done.
Leave it there.
Man: You won't say a word,
Alexandra.
No one would believe such
an irrational woman.