Mateo: We got to pretend that
we're over.
We got to keep it going 24/7.
Adam: Don't try to play
the victim and don't try to make
me the bad guy.
You've been lying to us.
Liza: If Adam knew that I'd
hired you to help me get custody
of Colby --
Man: It wouldn't be pretty.
Liza: I think that might be
an understatement.
Chris: I got to see what
a real dirt bag your father was.
Ryan: What did you do to him?
Chris: I was the judge
and the jury.
ON TODAY'S - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Val: Can I tell you how
incredible it is to have
you back, Erica?
Erica: Oh, I'm so glad to be
back.
Val: You know, it's been hell
working with Greenlee Smythe.
She's impossible, Erica.
But at least that's all over
now, right?
Erica: Val, I -- I'm not sure
that it's all over at all
because you know I still have
to go to trial.
Val: No, no. No, no.
I am not even going to think
about you going to jail -- not
now, not ever.
Mr. Stamp.
Chris: Hey, Val.
You --
you mind if I talk to boss lady
alone?
Val: Sure.
Chris: Thank you.
Erica: Chris?
You look like you didn't sleep
last night.
Chris: I didn't.
Erica: What happened?
Chris: Uh --
my --
my past, it caught up with me.
Erica: What do you mean?
Chris: I told Ryan Lavery
the truth about his father.
Erica: What does that have
to do with you?
Chris: I'm the one who killed
him.
Liza: Adam?
Colby?
[Adam reads a note]
Liza: "Colby and I are
getting a surprise together.
Be back soon."
[Phone rings]
Liza: Hello?
Man: Liza?
It's Mark McCabe.
Liza: Mr. McCabe, I thought
I told you not to call me here
at my home.
Mark: I know, but can
you speak freely?
Liza: Well, now I can.
What is it?
Mark: I was wondering
if you'd made a decision about
what we discussed in the park
the other day.
Liza: No, I haven't.
I'm still weighing the options.
Mark: Well, let me stress how
important it is for you to make
a -- a preemptive strike against
your husband now when he least
expects it.
Liza: Mr. McCabe, it is
a week before Christmas.
I am not going to disrupt
the holidays or ruin them
for my daughter with divorce
proceedings.
Mark: Mrs. Chandler, you --
Liza: No, I will get in touch
with you when I've made
a decision.
Please don't call me here
at home.
[Knock on door]
Ryan: Where is he?
Liza: Ryan, no, no, you can't
go -- if Adam sees you here,
there will be so much trouble.
Ryan: Where is he?
Liza: My God, why?
Ryan: Because I'm going
to kill him.
Adam: Ok.
Colby, your assignment is
to find the biggest and tallest
tree on this lot.
Colby: Ok, Daddy. J.R.!
J.R.: Hey, there.
Who said you could come here
and bug me, huh?
Colby: I'm not bugging you.
I'm helping Daddy pick out
our tree.
Adam: How's the community
service work going, Son?
J.R.: Colby, you know what
you need?
You need a Charlie Brown tree.
Colby: No way.
J.R.: Yes.
Well, you're too little to have
a big one.
It's against the law.
Did you know that?
Colby: Daddy --
Adam: He's just joking
with you, Sweetheart.
Maybe you can come home with us
and help us decorate.
Marian: Colby? Colby?
Oh, there you are.
I found the perfect tree
for the gatehouse and I want
you to check it out to make sure
that Uncle Stuart will like
it, ok?
J.R.: Ok.
Marian: We really need
your help.
J.R.: Now, remember what
I said -- a little Charlie Brown
tree, ok?
Marian: Come on, Darling.
We'll be back soon.
Adam: All right, point me
to the tallest trees on the lot.
J.R.: Get off me, ok?
Adam: J.R., please.
Adam: J.R. --
J.R.: Don't try to pull
this -- this happy-family act
with me, ok?
Do what you need to around
Colby, but leave me the hell out
of it.
Mateo: What are you doing
here?
Simone: Great -- oh!
Hayley: I'm taking back
what's mine.
Simone: What, are you drunk?
Mateo: Listen, just get
the rest of your junk that's
here and you get out.
Hayley: I am not speaking
to you with the whore
in my house.
Simone: Oh, that's it.
You know what?
Mateo: Ok, ok, just listen.
Just go get changed.
Simone: Really?
Mateo: Yeah. Go, go.
Mateo: Where's Lorenzo?
Hayley: With your mother.
Mateo: In Texas?
Hayley: That's right.
I don't want him anywhere near
you.
I know he's just a baby,
but I don't want him getting
around what you say or do
or think.
I don't want it getting
into his subconscious.
Mateo: You can't do that.
I want him back here right now.
Hayley: Oh, he is coming
back -- to me, not to you.
Mateo: Oh, look,
look, look, you --
Hayley: And that's why I've
got to get my job in order.
Mateo: What, what --
your talk show?
Hayley: Right.
I need a job so I can take care
of my son since you decided
to throw your life away
and shack up with your waitress.
Mateo: Don't you blame that
on me.
You were planning to go back
to work, well, when
you and your little boyfriend --
Hayley: Oh, shut up, Mateo!
I had to have a job so I could
raise my son and give him
the things he deserves, which is
not you, the piece of junk
of a father that you've turned
into.
If I had known -- if I had known
that you were going to turn
into this kind of person,
I never would have had a child
with you.
Never, ever!
You gave this to me,
and you let -- you let
her wear it?
Bastard.
Adam: J.R., why are you doing
this?
J.R.: You had to come here,
didn't you?
I mean, there are a dozen other
places that you could go to get
a Christmas tree, but you had
to come to the one here
at the community center --
right? -- Where I'm doing
my time -- with Colby.
Adam: Colby thinks
her brother is working.
Her big brother is working.
She wanted to see you.
J.R.: Oh, cut the crap, Dad.
You arranged this whole thing
just so you could see me,
just so you can try to act like
we have this normal life in this
normal family, which,
hello, we don't, ok?
Adam: J.R.,
it's Christmas.
I'm trying to repair some
of the damage that's been done
to this family over the year.
Is that so awful?
J.R.: You mean the damage
that I did, right?
Adam: No, no.
J.R.: You mean --
you mean you're going to take
the heat for this?
Now you're the Christmas martyr,
too, is that it?
The obscene 16-foot-tall trees
for the annoying rich people are
down the aisle to the left.
Why don't you go pick one out
and leave me alone, ok?
Adam: I just can't do right
by you anymore, can I?
J.R.: No, you can't.
So stop trying.
Ryan: Where is he?
Liza: Ryan --
Ryan: Where is he?
What, is his butler dressing him
or something?
Or has he already orchestrated
a half dozen takeovers --
Liza: Ryan, what is going on?
Ryan: Where is he?
Liza: I have no idea!
Are you happy?
Ryan: I'll wait for him.
Liza: Oh -- to kill him?
Ryan: No, to talk to him.
Liza: About what?
Ryan: About the private
investigators that he hired
to do a background check on me
and on my family.
Liza: I thought we already
had this conversation.
Ryan: Well, you see, I don't
think Adam told me everything
that the PI's found out.
Liza: And what more could
there possibly be?
Ryan: A lot more, ok?
I'm just going to wait for him.
I don't care how long it takes.
I don't care.
Liza: Ryan, what --
what did you find out that
you didn't know before?
Ryan: I found out who killed
my father.
Liza: Who?
Ryan: An FBI agent.
Liza: You're not serious.
Ryan: Yes, I am serious,
and I know him, too.
Liza: You know an
FBI agent?
Come on, Ryan --
Ryan: Chris Stamp killed
my father.
Erica: I'm sorry, Chris.
Did I hear you correctly?
Did you say that you killed Ryan
Lavery's father?
Chris: Yes.
Erica: When?
Chris: A long time ago.
Erica: And you told Ryan
this?
Chris: Yeah, I told him last
night, and he didn't take
the news too well, so he clipped
me one -- good.
Erica: What happened?
Chris: I was on a case
a while back in drug
trafficking.
Ryan's father, this guy,
Patrick Curry, he was
a player -- dealer.
Erica: Ryan Lavery's father
was a drug dealer?
Chris: A big one.
Erica: So this happened,
then, during a bust?
Chris: No.
Erica: No -- what do
you mean, no?
What happened?
I mean, Chris, you're
an FBI Agent and this
horrible man was a drug dealer,
so, I mean, it was obviously
self-defense.
Chris: No, not -- not
in the traditional sense.
Erica: Look, why don't
you just please tell me.
Tell me, how did this happen?
Chris: Look, Erica, I --
I have no pride about this,
none.
Patrick Curry was the scum
of the earth, and he deserved
to die, but he didn't die
because the bust went bad
or because he was coming at me
or he was after another Agent.
He died because I --
I set him up to die.
Erica: What do you mean,
Chris?
Chris: I set a trap for him.
I lured him in
and then I killed him.
Erica: Because he was a drug
dealer.
Chris: Because he --
because he killed the only woman
I ever loved.
Erica: I --
understand.
I mean, you're telling me that
it wasn't an accident,
that you murdered someone,
and this man had killed --
Chris: My fiancée.
She was the --
it's before I met you.
The only woman I've ever loved.
She was --
Erica: What was her name? Her name?
Chris: Linda.
Erica: And did this
Patrick Curry, did he know
Linda?
Chris: No, he didn't know
her.
No.
It was pretty common knowledge
at the time that I was after
him, and he knew it.
And he --
he figured the best way
to get to me was to --
was to get to her.
Erica: Oh, no.
Chris: Erica, I have always
been so careful in my work.
In that drug world with those
animals, you learn never
to trust anyone or anything
because there's nothing
they won't do and there's
nothing they won't stop at.
Erica: Chris, how did this
happen?
Chris: He found out that
we were engaged and about to be
married, and he hunted
her down --
Erica: Oh, God.
Chris: Like she was some kind
of animal.
Erica: Oh, Chris.
Chris: And he murdered her.
Liza: What did you do?
Ryan: I lost it.
I mean, here I was staring
at this guy that's been hovering
over me like a fly for the last
month, and he tells me that he's
the man who killed my father?
I mean, it was crazy.
Liza: Why would Chris tell
you a half-truth up until now?
Ryan: I don't know.
To protect himself?
Liza: Well, why would he tell
you the whole story?
Ryan: Well, you see,
that's just it.
It's not the whole story.
There's more to it, Liza.
I can feel it.
Liza: Well, tell me how.
Ryan: Because Anna Devane got
involved.
Liza: Anna?
Ryan: She got a number.
She gave me a number
to the bureau of somebody
apparently that was going
to help me find some more
information about my father,
and I called them last night,
but they said they'll only speak
to my attorney, so I called them
again this morning because
I don't have an attorney,
and they basically just blew
me off.
They said it was a sealed file
anyway, so I couldn't do
anything without a court order.
Liza: So do you want
to answer me why you would show
up here ready to rip Adam's head
off?
Ryan: Because I know he knows
something, Liza.
He's got this file on me
for a reason, and I know
he hasn't opened the whole thing
yet.
Liza: Why do you think that?
Ryan: I don't know.
That's why I'm here.
I want to ask him.
Liza: I don't understand why
this matters so much to you.
No, no, no, I know it's
your father.
He died violently.
He lived violently.
You have been spending
the majority of your life trying
to undo that legacy.
You have more information on him
now then you have ever had.
Why are you pressing?
Why are you torturing yourself
when, obviously, he's not
the kind of person you'd even
want to know?
Ryan: You don't get it,
do you, Liza?
Liza: No, I don't.
That's why I'm asking.
Ryan: Because everybody has
lied to me.
Everybody -- my father,
my mother.
Chris Stamp finds out who I am,
he lies to me.
Adam does this background check
on me.
He lies!
Liza: No, the one thing
you do need to understand -- I'm
not being proud -- is that Adam
did a background check
on you because he was jealous
of you for me.
I don't think that he's going
to have information about
your father.
Ryan: I don't believe that,
Liza, and you shouldn't, either.
Liza: Why?
Ryan: Because the man that
you're married to just cannot
tell the truth about anything.
Liza: Well, I'm aware
of that, Ryan.
Ryan: So if he knows how this
happened and how Chris Stamp got
away with murder, I just have
to find out now.
Adam: I think I know what's
bothering you, J.R.
J.R.: I doubt that.
Adam: You think I'm
manipulating you by being here.
J.R.: Look, I am so over this
good-father routine of yours.
Adam: I'm trying to be
the best father I can to you,
J.R.
J.R.: Yeah, yeah, I got that,
and just when I needed you not
to back off, you did.
Adam: Look, I told
you I wasn't going to help
you fix your problems anymore.
It wasn't helping you or me
for me to do that and
you know it.
J.R.: Right, right.
And now I've got the really bad
freaking luck of making out
with a girl who ends up dead
an hour later.
The cops are all over me,
and so I'm stuck here
in community service hell
for the rest of my life,
and you want me to go on and be
your happy little son?
Is that right?
Have I got it right, Dad?
Adam: I can't do anything
right by you anymore, can I?
J.R.: No, see, that's my gig,
Dad.
Adam: Listen, that is not
true.
I -- listen to me, I think
you're great.
J.R.: Yeah, right.
Adam: Yeah, I do.
I think you're great.
You've had a hell of a year
in school and at home.
And I think you're going
to straighten it out.
I know you'll straighten it out
because you're so great.
What about the way little Colby
and Jamie look up to you?
Little kids don't like bad big
guys.
It's a law of nature.
J.R.: Is it a law of nature
for all of your kids to end up
in therapy?
You don't even show up
to the sessions when you're
supposed to be there.
Adam: Wait a minute.
I have apologized for that.
And I had a meeting
with Dr. McMillan privately
afterward, as I said I would.
J.R.: Right, right.
What did you guys talk about --
about how psycho I was?
Adam: Hardly.
J.R.: Did he put
you on the couch, Dad?
Adam: No, no.
J.R.: Like you'd go even
if they made you.
You are such a damned hypocrite,
you know that?
Adam: Son --
son, that's not really a fair
comparison.
I'm trying to give you what
you need for a full, rich life.
Hopefully, fuller and richer
than mine.
And hopefully, a lot less
stressful.
Can't you see that?
I'm trying to help you, damn it!
Marian: Adam, we found
the most beautiful tree,
and Colby wants you to come
and look at it.
Adam: Oh, the most beautiful,
beautiful tree on the lot,
I bet.
Here we go.
Mateo: Hey.
Hayley: Can I tell you how
much I hate this?
I hate this.
Mateo: I know, I know.
I do, too.
Oh.
But you -- saying that Lorenzo
was in Texas, that was
brilliant.
If Proteus buys that, he's going
to be way off-track.
Hayley: I can't stand this,
what I did.
Mateo: I know, I know.
Hayley: I stood there
in my living room while Simone
was wearing the negligee that
you bought for me?
I can't do this anymore.
Mateo: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Listen to me -- and then that
thing about you going back
to work.
What a great bluff, Baby.
That was wonderful.
Hayley: That wasn't a bluff,
Mateo.
I'm going back to work.
In fact, I'm already back
to work.
Mateo: This is no time
for you to go back to work,
all right?
You have a seriously
high-profile job.
It's --
Hayley: Precisely.
I have major resources over
there.
I can do a lot of research
on Proteus --
Mateo: What, are you crazy?
No way.
No way.
Hayley: Mateo, please.
I want to do this.
I want to help.
Mateo: No.
Hayley: I want to be able
to find him and shut him down
so that we can have our lives
back with our child!
Mateo: I can't let you do it.
I can't let you -- it's too
dangerous.
Hayley: You can't let me
do it?
Mateo, I'm doing it. I'm in.
It's too late to turn back now.
Mateo: Please listen to me.
I love you and Lorenzo
with everything.
I will do anything I can to keep
you safe, but you got to help me
out here.
Hayley: Mateo, I am -- that's
what I am trying to do.
I am trying to help you.
You have taken on too much
already.
Mateo: I can handle it.
Hayley: No, Mateo, you can't
handle it, not alone.
Mateo: I'm not alone.
I've got Simone.
She's keeping Edmund informed.
We're covered.
Hayley: Yeah, well, we are
not covered because you went
in on this without telling me.
Mateo: Come on.
I told you why I did that.
Hayley: Yeah, you told me
everything.
And now that I know, I'm not
about to turn back.
Don't shut me out, Mateo.
Don't you freeze me out.
I mean it.
Erica: Chris, tell me --
why would Ryan Lavery's father
go after your fiancée and kill
her in cold blood?
Why didn't he come after you?
Chris: I guess --
I guess he knew the only way
to really hurt me was --
was through her.
Nothing could hurt me that way.
Nothing.
Erica: It -- it just seems
so --
Chris: Personal?
Erica: Yes.
Chris: It was.
Erica: And vengeful.
Chris: Patrick Curry was
all about --
about revenge.
Erica: For going after him?
For getting too close?
Chris: Yeah.
Erica: To catching him,
to arresting him because he was
a drug dealer?
Chris: Yeah, that -- that was
it because I was getting too
close and he struck first
and he --
he --
he knew how to
hurt me.
He knew how to hurt me.
Liza: I'm so sorry you have
to go through all this.
Ryan: I can't even tell
you what I want to do to Chris
Stamp right now.
I can't even tell you, Liza.
Liza: Well, I would've felt
the same way if I had looked
the man in the eye who killed
my father.
Ryan: There's a big
difference, though.
Liza: How so?
Ryan: Well, I mean, you had
a -- you had a real father.
You had a good man.
I had an abusive, drug-dealing
drunk.
Liza: Ryan,
he was still your father.
And it wouldn't be normal
if you didn't feel the way
you do right now.
[Adam laughs]
Adam: It's the biggest tree
I've ever seen.
Marian: Whoo!
Oh, Colby, there's your --
mommy.
Colby: Mommy, we got
the biggest tree.
It's longer than the car.
Come see.
Ryan: Adam, I --
Liza: Mother, do you think
that you could take Colby
into the kitchen and you could
have some hot chocolate?
Marian: Of course, Darling.
Come on, Colby.
We'll all see the tree later,
huh?
Colby: Wait until you see
the tree.
Liza: No, I can't wait.
Ryan: Liza --
Liza: Adam, Ryan has heard
some bad news about his father.
Ryan: I need everything
you have on my old man -- I mean
everything.
Adam: I gave you everything.
The file, the name of
the PI, what are you looking
for?
Ryan: I'm looking
for the truth, Adam.
You didn't give me that,
did you?
Adam: I showed you
the dossier I'd assembled
on you and your family.
You saw what I saw.
Ryan: Is there any chance
that the man you hired didn't
tell you everything?
Adam: I see no reason
or motive for not telling me
everything.
I paid him well enough.
Ryan: Yeah, I bet you did.
Did you also pay him not to take
my phone calls?
Adam: I'll contact him.
I'll ask him to contact you.
Maybe you'll find out what
you need.
Ryan: Thank you.
Erica: I can see that
you care about Ryan.
I can see that very much.
Chris: Look, I feel -- I feel
responsible.
Erica: I don't think
you should do that, not really.
Chris: Look, I did this.
This is all my fault.
Erica: No, it's not.
It's not your fault.
Chris: Erica, I'm not just --
I'm not just defending
you in this trial because I care
for you.
You did something you regret.
And you're doing it to protect
your little girl.
And I can't tell you how much
this means to me that you're
willing to stand here and listen
to me talk about this.
Erica: Of course I am.
You mean that you never have
told anybody this?
Chris: Never.
Erica: I think that this must
mean that -- that you feel that
you can trust me.
Chris: Trust you?
I trust you with my life.
I trust you with my life, Erica.
Erica: I trust you with mine.
Oh, thank God I have you.
Mateo: I hear you.
I hear you, but there's a lot
more going on than you know,
Baby.
So will you please back off this
plan to use the WRCW research
department to track down --
Hayley: What else is going
on that I don't know about?
Mateo: I passed off this
computer program to Roger
Smythe.
If he uses it, if it gets
in the system, then we can track
down Proteus.
Hayley: Does Roger Smythe
know that's what that's for?
Mateo: No. Absolutely not.
Hayley: And you think that
what I'm doing is dangerous,
Mateo?
Mateo: If he takes the bait,
I got the guy.
[Phone rings]
Hayley: Oh, no.
Mateo: Shh, shh.
Mateo: Santos.
Proteus: Is this my software
genius?
Mateo: Hey, Proteus.
Proteus: I had no idea
you were so adept with
a computer, Mr. Santos.
Mateo: I told you I wouldn't
let you down.
Proteus: Well, it will help
track the product much more
efficiently.
I'm very grateful, Mr. Santos.
Mateo: Well, there's a lot
more I can do.
You just got to let me do it.
Proteus: It's all about
trust, Mr. Santos.
Any successful venture is.
Mateo: Well, hey, you trust
me, right?
Proteus: If I didn't trust
you, you'd no longer be with us.
Mateo: Ok.
So, I can do a lot more.
It's just you just got to give
me the opportunity.
Proteus: I know and you will,
in good time.
Mateo: He bought it.
He bought the disc thing.
Hayley: This is so sick.
Mateo: Ok, now, now,
will you let -- will you just
let me do this the way I know
how, huh?
Will you please stay home?
Don't go back to work, ok?
Hayley: I promise to think
about it.
Mateo: Ok.
Please, I promise I will take
care of everything.
Hayley: Can you take care
of this before Christmas?
Mateo: I have no idea.
Hayley: I'm telling you I'd
have a lot better time dealing
with this if I knew that there
was some kind of end in sight.
Mateo: I can do this for you.
Mateo: Mom.
Hey.
Hayley: You know how to reach
your mom?
Mateo: Hold on.
Yeah, I -- I made up this whole
story to cover this up.
[Mateo dials his cell phone]
Mom, listen, I want to talk
to Enzo.
I want to hear him.
Is he awake?
Ok.
Yeah -- no, I'll talk
to you later.
Just put him on.
Ok, hold on a second.
Give him my love.
Hayley: Enzo.
Hi!
Honey, Honey, it's Mommy.
Can you hear me?
I love you so much.
Mommy loves you so much.
I miss you.
Hayley: 100 Kisses
for Mommy's big boy.
You're such a big --
no, no, we're fine.
We're ok, Isabella.
We're really -- yeah, he's right
here.
Mateo: Ma.
Hey -- no, no, no.
I just want you to stay put, ok?
And keep an eye on Rosa.
No, everything's going to be
fine, I promise.
Everything's going to be just
fine.
Take care of him, ok?
All right.
Kiss him good night for me.
All right.
I love you, too.
Mateo: He's safe, baby.
We're safe, ok?
Hayley: I want this over,
Mateo.
I want it over.
Mateo: Just let me take care
of you.
Mateo: I'll take care of you.
I love you.
Erica: Chris, you have
to rest.
You have to rest.
You're not going to be any good
to yourself or to me
or to anybody if you're
exhausted.
Chris: Look, I know -- I know
you wanted to work at home
today, so why don't I take
you there, huh?
Erica: Well, I'm not really
ready to go just yet.
Chris: That's ok.
I'll -- I'll stay.
I'll wait for you.
Erica: Chris, you really
should go home.
Chris: Look, please,
don't -- don't fight me
on everything.
Just --
just let me in.
Let me in.
Erica: Ok.
Ok.
Chris: I'm going to go run
down to the commissary,
get a cup of coffee.
Erica: Ok.
Erica: Oh.
J.R.: Here.
How about this one?
Woman: I really wanted a blue
spruce.
J.R.: I don't know if we have
any more of those, ok?
Woman: Well, it's what
I want.
J.R.: Look, lady, if we had
one, do you really think I'd be
keeping it from you?
[Bells ring]
Woman: Are you getting sharp
with me, young man?
J.R.: Getting sharp?
No. I --
Stuart: Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho!
My elves tell me we have
a brand-new shipment of blue
spruces.
Woman: Oh.
Stuart: Right up there,
that way.
Woman: Oh, thank you very
much.
Stuart: Happy sprucing!
Ha, ha, ha.
Ho, ho, ho!
Stuart: It's me.
J.R.: Yeah, I see that,
Uncle Stuart.
Stuart: She was a little
grumpy, huh?
J.R.: She was a pain is what
she was.
Stuart: Yeah.
J.R.: Did they really get
a shipment of trees up there?
Stuart: Well, I don't know.
She'll figure something out.
How you doing?
You warm?
J.R.: Yeah.
They got coffee and stuff
for us.
Stuart: Yeah, good, good.
J.R.: Uncle Stuart,
did my dad ask you to come here
at all?
Stuart: No. Why?
J.R.: No?
I just wondered.
Stuart: Was he here,
your dad?
J.R.: Yeah, he was.
Stuart: Didn't go so well,
huh?
J.R.: Not really.
Stuart: Oh. Sorry.
J.R.: It's ok.
I mean, he brought Colby here
to get a tree.
You know, that's fine.
I love her to death and all,
but -- but he wants me to be
best buds with him, and I just
can't do that right now,
you know?
Stuart: Yeah.
Yeah, I know your -- here,
here, have a seat.
All right.
That whole darn world is upside
down right now for a lot of us.
But you know what?
It's Christmas.
It is Christmas, and I know most
people think that it's -- it's
a bad time to just make nice,
you know, but I don't.
I think it's a great time.
J.R.: Yeah, but,
like, if you don't mean it,
if you're still mad
at the person --
Stuart: As I've gotten older,
I've found out that being still
mad just doesn't get
you anywhere.
J.R.: He doesn't hear me,
Uncle Stuart.
He doesn't -- he doesn't hear
what I'm saying to him.
Stuart: I know, but he loves
you.
He loves you a lot.
I know he doesn't always show it
the way you want him to.
And I know your mom and tad are
having a -- having some real
troubles right now, and I know
you're mad at your dad.
But it's Christmas.
It's Christmas, and
the weatherman says we're going
to have snow on Christmas day.
So things could be worse,
couldn't they?
J.R.: Yeah, I guess
they could, couldn't they?
Stuart: Yeah.
Yeah, why do you think I put
on this jolly suit for?
And this -- this beard itches
like crazy.
J.R.: I don't know.
What did you put it on for,
Uncle Stuart?
Stuart: Because I think
there's a little Santa in all
of us.
Then we just have to wake him up
once in a while -- at least once
a year, anyway.
So come on, come on.
Come on, let's get cheery.
Be cheery.
J.R.: Ho, ho, ho.
Stuart: "Ho, ho --" that's
ridiculous.
Come on, you're going to have
to work on that.
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
J.R.: Ho, ho, ho.
Stuart: Ho, ho, ho, ho!
J.R.: Ho, ho, ho.
[Stuart laughs]
Stuart: Ho, ho --
J.R.: Ho, ho, ho.
Stuart: Keep going.
Ryan: I don't know how long
I can keep this in, Liza.
Liza: Give me some time.
Ryan: Some time?
How much time?
I mean, you were pregnant
with my child and you lost him
because of that jackass in there
and now you want me to tiptoe
around his little feelings?
Liza: Can we just keep
our voices down, please?
I am jumping through hoops --
anything that Adam throws
at me -- for one reason only
and that's to protect
my daughter.
If you care about me,
if you care about what happens
to me, then just don't do
anything.
Please, just stay out of it --
Ryan: Liza, I just want --
Liza: Until I am free
and my daughter is safe.
Ryan: I just --
Liza: Let me handle it.
Ryan: Ok.
Liza: Please.
[Marian laughs]
Marian: How about another
kiss?
Stuart: Oh, yes.
[Stuart laughs]
Marian: I think -- I think
I'm going to have to run over
and kiss you, too.
Stuart: Oh, I think so.
Marian: Well, come here,
let me kiss you.
Stuart: Oh, I think so.
Here comes the mistletoe.
Marian: You're beautiful.
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Jake: Everything I said
yesterday was wrong.
Greenlee: Even the part when
you said you loved me?
David: Well, what about
the Christmas tree?
Anna: Buy one for Dixie.
Hang yourselves from it.
I don't care.
J.R.: What did you bring him
here for?
Jesse: This is one sorry
yuletide scene.