Adam: How much longer is this
going to take?
My son has school tomorrow.
Miguel: We found drugs
in his room.
He's going to have to go
in front of the judge for violation of his probation.
Leo: I'm just going to finish
packing up my things and I'm
going to get out.
Laura: Before you have
to admit what you did to me?
You made my life a living hell.
Greenlee: You said you don't
want me, and I totally respect
that.
There's one little problem --
I know you don't mean it.
TODAY'S - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Val: Ahem.
Greenlee: Don't give me
attitude, Val.
I'm on a mission.
Val: You --
you --
Greenlee: Me, what?
Val: You can't be here.
Greenlee: Like hell.
Where's my computer.
You people waste no time tidying
up here, huh?
Val: You so can't do this.
Greenlee: Yeah, I so can.
Where's my computer?
Val: Reallocated -- to a real
employee of the company.
Greenlee: Look, Mr. Happy,
you called me.
Val: Yes, about one question
on one account.
No one said you could come back
here and do whatever it is
you're doing.
Greenlee: The Lacey meeting
is today, no?
Val: And?
Greenlee: I worked my tail
off on that campaign.
We both know I'm the only person
in this building who can run
that meeting while La Kane is
behind bars.
Val: Erica is not behind
bars, Greenlee.
Greenlee: Well, she ain't
here, Bucko.
Who's going to take that meeting
with the Lacey group, you?
Val: I would never assume --
Greenlee: Well, someone has
to or it's tanking before it
wakes up.
Val: Greenlee, I have spent
all morning on the phones trying
to postpone that meeting.
Greenlee: I have an idea --
let me run the meeting
and you go polish the queen
bee's atomizers.
Val: You little --
Greenlee: Savior.
That's what you were going
to call me, right, Val?
Savior?
You know and I know that we'll
lose that account if we don't
act on it.
You need me.
Enchantment needs me.
Erica needs me.
Val: You need a tranquilizer.
Greenlee: No, what I need is
my computer and I know just
the man to help me out.
Oh --
call off that meeting,
Honey Bun, and I'll scalp you.
Brooke: So, anyway, I --
I found myself staying on point,
you know, when I was talking
to editorial about the gun
control article, but believe me,
Edmund, the way I felt was --
Edmund: Brooke?
Brooke: What?
I was talking.
Edmund: I know.
Brooke: Ahem.
Edmund: About work.
Brooke: Yeah.
So what's wrong with that?
Edmund: Nothing -- unless
it's a deflection about what
you're really thinking about.
Brooke: Which is what?
Edmund: Come on.
How's Laura?
Brooke: Laura's fine.
You know, it was an isolated
episode with her heart and then
they sent her home yesterday.
Edmund: That's good news.
Brooke: Yeah. Yeah.
So, anyway, Mike in processing
then gets on me about
the scheduling, so I --
Edmund: How is Laura
otherwise?
Brooke: "How is Laura
otherwise?"
You mean you'd like
a psychological profile on her,
Edmund?
Edmund: Brooke, why are
you being like this?
Brooke: Because I haven't
decided what to do yet.
And I am in no mood to hear
your theories about
my daughter's mental health over
coffee, ok?
Leo: Maybe you should get
in the mood.
Brooke: Leo, don't even start
with me on anything.
Leo: Somebody has to.
And if it's not going to be
Edmund, it's going to be me.
Laura is a wreck and she has
to get some help.
Laura: Well, the price really
isn't a problem.
That's right.
Oh, today would be great.
Yeah, my husband isn't really
expecting any surprises today.
I will.
Thank you.
[Knock on door]
Laura: Leo isn't here.
Vanessa: I'm well aware
of that, Dear.
It's one of the reasons I'm
here.
Laura: I don't know what
you want.
Vanessa: I want to talk
to you about my son.
Laura: Why?
Vanessa: Well, you owe him
a substantial debt that you have
to make right by him.
Laura: Debt?
Vanessa: Oh, indeed.
You have to repay him
for everything you've put him
through.
And I do mean pay.
Jake: Just like the good
doctors that we are --
a cholesterol-free breakfast.
Patricia: Uh-huh.
Jake: What?
What's with the skepticism?
Is it me?
Or is it my egg white omelet?
Patricia: Honey, you could've
flown to Tahiti this morning
and picked me papayas, and I'd
still be thinking about
our little interruption last
night.
Jake: Hmm, hmm, interruption.
Well, the only thing that
I recall is you and me and --
Patricia: Jake --
Jake: All right,
well, that was the only thing
worth remembering.
Let's put it that way.
Patricia: She is pretty
memorable, despite the
diminutive stature.
Jake: Pat, some people who
are memorable fall into
the category of ancient history.
Patricia: That would be nice.
I don't buy it, but that would
be nice.
Jake: Well, that sounds like
a challenge.
Looks like I'm going to have
to convince you.
[Pounding on door]
Jake: I didn't hear anything.
Patricia: The building next
door heard that, Jake.
[Pounding]
Patricia: Please, just go get
it.
Jake: Don't move an inch.
Greenlee: I need you.
[Pounding]
Dixie: Have you heard
anything from the police?
Adam: No, nothing.
Dixie: I don't think I slept
five minutes last night.
Adam: That would make two
of us.
J.R.: If you guys would just
chill out, ok?
I mean, come on, a girl was
murdered.
They're not going to come down
on me about one little bag
of pot.
Adam: Son, you're in deep
trouble.
I suggest you lose the attitude.
J.R.: I'm just saying I told
the cops everything.
You know, I mean, they're
a little bugged with me,
but the two of you guys losing
sleep over this?
That's dumb.
Dixie: We're dumb?
You violated your probation
and we're dumb?
J.R.: I'm saying it's so not
a big deal.
Adam: You -- young man,
you're going to have to go back
to court no matter what happens
with this murder investigation.
And I am hard-pressed
to understand how you could do
anything so utterly stupid!
J.R.: Here's a thought --
maybe I didn't sweat it
because I knew Daddy could just
sleep with another judge to get
me off if it got ugly.
How about that?
Adam: You ungrateful brat.
I made that decision.
I sabotaged my marriage to save
your irresponsible behind.
I did what I did to salvage
your future.
And now it seems to me that
you want nothing more than
to squander that future.
Am I right?
J.R.: No, it's just --
Dixie: Ok, ok, ok.
Let's all just calm down, ok?
Let's just calm down,
Adam, all right?
He didn't mean it.
He knows he's out of line.
He doesn't want to go to jail
any more than we want him to go
to jail, right?
And what about Barry?
Where's Barry?
Aren't we supposed to meet him
here?
Adam: Barry is not going
to be here today.
Dixie: What?
You don't want your attorney
here because you've got
something illegal planned,
is that it?
Adam: No, Dixie, I'm not --
Dixie: Because if it is,
I want you to know that I'm 100%
behind it, whatever it is,
if it'll keep him safe. I'll go along with anything
if it'll work.
J.R.: Mom, are you for real?
I mean, come on --
Dixie: I'm for real about
keeping you out of jail!
So what's the plan?
Adam: I'm sorry to disappoint
both of you, but I don't plan
to pay anybody off or pull any
strings.
If you want to dig yourself out
of this hole,
then do it yourself.
Brooke: This is ridiculous.
I have no intention
of discussing anything with you,
Leo.
Leo: Just, please, hear me
out.
You know that I don't want
to see Laura hurting.
I saw her last night
at the condo.
I went back to pick up some
of my things and she came in.
And even though she said that
she was at peace with everything
that happened, she totally
lashed out on me and Greenlee
again.
Brooke: Stop right there.
Leo: What?
Brooke: You went to the condo
with Greenlee?
Leo: Yeah.
Brooke: Oh. I get it.
My daughter is supposed to be
perfect.
Is that it?
If she has any feelings,
she certainly shouldn't show
them.
Meanwhile, you're there
in her apartment getting
your things together
with your new girlfriend?
And my daughter is supposed
to be happy about it?
Is that what you're saying?
Leo: I know what you're
thinking, Brooke.
Brooke: Oh, Leo, you don't.
Really, you don't.
Edmund: Just let him finish,
Brooke.
Leo: Ok, look, look.
Maybe it wasn't such a great
idea to bring Greenlee there
last night.
Brooke: Oh, well, isn't that
sensitive of you to realize
that.
Leo: But she totally
overreacted again, Brooke.
And then she tried to make me
feel guilty, but I didn't
because I'm onto her little game
now.
Brooke: Her game?
Leo: Yes, she played me all
through that marriage.
Now she's playing you.
Brooke: You stop right there.
Leo: No, no, just listen --
I'm telling you this
because I want you to help
your daughter.
She really needs help,
and I can't give it
to her anymore.
Brooke: Well, leaving
her at the altar didn't help
her.
Leo: Well -- I found this
last night, when I was packing
up my stuff.
Look at this.
Brooke: It's the letter that
you wrote to Laura when you were
trying to leave her the first
time.
Leo: Yeah.
Yeah, look at it.
It's all taped together.
That's not what I wrote.
I tore that up and I threw it
in the trash hoping she'd never
see it.
She obviously dug it out
of the trash and -- I don't
know, she --
Brooke: Wait, wait, wait --
Leo: And she put it together
and then she lied about it.
She believed that I was leaving
her for Greenlee.
And she never said anything
about it.
Now, if she can't be honest
with herself about something
like that, Brooke, how far do
you think she'd go to jeopardize
her own health?
Brooke: What do you mean?
Leo: Well, what about all
the times she lost her meds
or forgot and skipped a dose
and then I came running?
Brooke: Is that all?
Leo: Yeah, I just wanted
you to know why I came here --
that I'm worried about
her health.
And I'm going to pay you back
everything that I owe you.
That wasn't just me blowing
smoke.
All right.
Look, I need to move on.
Laura needs to move on.
So do you, Brooke.
Brooke: Not a word.
I mean it.
Laura: Are you actually here
to negotiate?
Do you remember what your son
did to me?
Vanessa: Well, after
the weeks of torture you put him
through, who could blame him?
Laura: Look, didn't
your niece just get murdered
last night?
Don't you have something better
to do, like maybe bilk
your sister in her time
of grief?
Vanessa: Oh, my, my.
Where did that viciousness come
from?
Did you learn that while living
like a dog on the streets
of New York?
Laura: You don't know
anything about me or what I had
to live through to get here.
Vanessa: Get where, exactly?
Laura: Look, I know you think
because my mother is rich that
you and your stinking son are
entitled to my money.
Vanessa: Oh, you know
something?
Any divorce attorney would agree
that Leo sacrificed hugely
in order to put up with someone
as neurotic and controlling
as you have been.
No, I -- you know, I think that
you and mommy will probably find
it very cost-effective
in the end. You know,
no attorneys' fees, no larger
settlement.
Just one nice, big, fat check
made out to "cash" and all will
be right with the world.
Laura: Do you know what Leo
would think if he knew you were
here?
Vanessa: Yes.
Well, my son has become somewhat
blinded since moving
to Pine Valley.
He's kind of lost that killer
instinct.
But I'm the mother who raised
him, so I don't mind filling
in in a pinch.
Laura: I can ruin
you and your reputation,
what's left of it.
Vanessa: Oh, you can? How?
Laura: My mother is
a publisher of a national
magazine.
Vanessa: Oh, yes, indeed.
I'm sure she's just dying to get
more bad press.
Laura: Look --
Vanessa: No, no, no.
I know that you hate bad press
every bit as much as
your mother, and, well,
you know, I'm sure you both saw
"America's Most Humiliating
Videos" the other night.
I mean, you did look like
a drowned rat, didn't you?
You gave new meaning
to the whole thing.
Laura: No, you know, it makes
sense to me that you would be
a fan of something so ludicrous
and low.
Vanessa: Fan?
Oh, no, no, dear.
Contributor.
They're actually talking about
making me a roving humiliation
reporter at-large.
Laura: What?
Vanessa: Well, w ho do
you think sent in that video?
Oh, you thought it was Greenlee.
Oh, no, no, no, Dear.
I'm much more vindictive than
she is.
Greenlee: Jake!
Patricia: You have got to be
kidding me with this.
Jake, Greenlee is not going
away.
Jake: Yep.
[Pounding on door]
Greenlee: Jake, did you hear
me?
I need you.
Patricia: You heard the girl.
Greenlee: This is business.
I swear!
Jake: So are you on duty
today?
[Pounding]
Patricia: Jake, if this is for my benefit, you can just let
her in because I really don't
care --
Greenlee: Jake Martin,
the future of cosmetics is
at stake here!
Patricia: Do you want to be
responsible for that?
Greenlee: Ugh!
[Pounding]
Patricia: Just let Greenlee
in.
You know you want to.
Jake: Pat, she's done it
already and I'm not going to let
her do it twice in 24 hours.
That's it.
Patricia: Fine.
Have your pride.
[Pounding]
[Pat opens the door]
Patricia: Yes?
I am still here.
Greenlee: Sorry to barge in.
Patricia: Not much.
Greenlee: Whatever. Jake --
Patricia: Ok.
Well, I am going to go and take
a shower.
Jake: Pat, you know, um --
Patricia: No, no, no.
You just try to save
the cosmetics industry before
I get back, ok?
Greenlee: Your shirt looks
better on me, you know.
Jake: You got six seconds.
Greenlee: Why six?
Jake: Greenlee --
Greenlee: Ok, ok, ok.
When you were packing up
my stuff and deciding you wanted
Florence Nightingale back there
to pick up where I left off --
Jake: Florence Nightingale is
a nurse.
Pat is a physician.
Greenlee: And I'm Mary Queen
of Scots.
Jake, did you notice any
of my backup disks while
you were cleaning up, or what?
Jake: That's what this is
about?
Your disk?
It's up in a box in
your apartment.
Greenlee: No, I already
looked through those and I can't
find the one I want.
I used to work on my laptop
on this couch a lot and maybe
I dropped it while I was here.
Jake: Well, you know,
I would've found it, Greenlee.
It's not here.
Greenlee: It had my best
ideas on it.
Jake: You know what?
You are so backed up
on your stuff --
Greenlee: Are you really
going to lecture me right now
in a time of crisis?
Are you?
Jake: I don't even believe
this.
You know, you are absolutely
the most unorganized,
irresponsible --
Greenlee: Oh, what,
are you going to type that
in your database so you don't
forget?
Jake: No, no.
I put your stuff in here.
Greenlee: What are
you talking about?
That's your laptop.
Jake: I know it's my laptop,
Greenlee.
All right, I just --
I put all your stuff in here.
Don't worry about it.
Greenlee: You did what?
Why?
Jake: Because I was trying
to save the world from --
from you, the cosmetics
industry.
Greenlee: You --
Jake: Hey, what -- hang on.
What is this?
Greenlee: Are absolutely
the most perfect man
in the world.
Jake: I'm not perfect.
No one is.
Here's your stuff.
Greenlee --
Greenlee: I don't want to go,
Jake.
I really want you to
understand --
Jake: Understand what?
What is it that you want me
to understand?
That you think I'm great?
That I do everything that
you need?
That good old Jake is always
there for you?
Yet you say yes to Leo when
he proposes to you.
Greenlee: Like you gave me
an option?
Jake: Note to Greenlee --
don't get married and marry
someone just because there's
nothing better on the horizon.
Greenlee: I came to see you.
Jake: Yeah. Good.
And I gave you what you wanted.
Greenlee: And you wasted
no time in hooking up
with Dr. Drawbridge again.
Jake: Her name is Trowbridge,
all right? And she is real.
She is there for me.
And she's not weighing out
her options about me.
Greenlee: I didn't go right
to bed with Leo, you know,
when he came back to me.
But you, Mr. Hot Pants all
of a sudden.
What, did I do that to you?
Did I train you to get all hot
and bothered so you go get it
any way you could?
Jake: First off, you didn't
train me.
And you say another word,
I'm going to take you out
of here on my shoulder and leave
you in the lobby, I swear
to God.
Greenlee: You're impossible.
Jake: Yeah?
Well, perfectly impossible,
apparently.
Of course that never seemed
to do me any good around here.
Greenlee: You're not exactly
fighting over me.
Jake: Yeah?
Well, you're not exactly giving
me any reason to fight.
You come in here with
your lamest excuse ever about
your files.
What was it, Greenlee?
Did you just want to see if Pat
actually spent the night?
Greenlee: You know what,
Mr. Hotshot?
You suck.
Jake: Yeah? Thanks.
Greenlee: And this perfection
thing in men is way overrated.
I mean, who could stand all that
for very long?
Look at you.
You even made her one of those
cardboard like egg white omelet
things.
Blech!
Never trust a woman who doesn't
want pancakes or sausage after
a night of lovemaking.
Unless that didn't happen
and she's not so hungry after --
Jake: Yeah, just keep right
on fooling yourself, Greenlee.
Listen, why don't you run along.
It's time for you to go out
and save the world from blotchy
lipstick.
I'm going to take Pat and go
to the hospital.
Greenlee: Oh, so now you're
better than me?
Jake: Jeez.
You know what?
Just go.
Greenlee: You go to hell.
Jake: Greenlee,
take your disk.
Greenlee: Ugh!
J.R.: Ok, look.
I know I gave you attitude.
I'm sorry about that.
But I really need you to help me
out with this.
Adam: No.
No, not this time.
Liza, you're part of this
family.
Please, come on in.
My son thinks that he can do
whatever he wants and I'll still
give him a free ride.
Dixie: Ahem.
Adam, I admire the tough-love
approach.
I do.
And I agree that J.R. needs
a whole new approach
to discipline from me and you.
But what if he gets charged
as accessory to murder
or something?
J.R.: What the hell's that
supposed to mean?
Adam: That means you're going
to be in a very difficult
situation without me able
to bail you out.
That's what it means.
Now, maybe this will help.
Dixie: What's this?
"Dr. Ezekial McMillan,
psychiatrist"?
Adam: Yes.
We should've put him in therapy
after the original incident.
Hmm?
But I -- it was my mistake.
I forbade it.
I was wrong.
J.R.: I went to see
my probation officer,
like, every week, Dad.
Adam: Yeah, I know, I know,
but that's not the same thing.
If you would had been in therapy
then, we wouldn't be in this
mess now.
David Hayward would be in prison
where he belongs, and Liza
and I wouldn't have had
to go through --
things would've played out quite
differently, wouldn't they?
Dixie: Adam, can I -- could
I chat with Liza alone
for a minute?
Adam: Of course.
J.R.?
J.R.: This whole thing sucks.
Adam: You can say that again.
Dixie: Liza, I --
I'm really, really sorry to hear
about the loss of your baby.
Liza: Thank you.
Dixie: Yeah.
And I know my timing sucks,
as J.R. would say, but I have
no choice.
Liza: About what?
Dixie: I need to call
in my marker with you.
Do you remember when I helped
you when you wanted to keep
your pregnancy a secret
from Adam?
You said you owed me one.
Liza: Yes, I did.
But I don't know what you're
getting at.
Dixie: Well, Adam is suddenly
acting like Mike Brady teaching
Greg a lesson.
And he's doing it for you.
Liza: Dixie --
Dixie: You have to let Adam
do what he does best.
If he doesn't pull the strings
he has to keep J.R. out of jail,
I could lose my son.
And let me tell you something,
I won't have that.
Greenlee: Val, get out.
Val: Greenlee, I don't think
Erica killed that girl,
but I wouldn't put it past
her to off you if she finds out
what you're trying to do here
while she's in the middle
of a personal crisis!
Greenlee: She'll thank me
forever if I pull this off.
Don't be a weenie, ok?
Just go and let me handle this.
Val: You are so impossible.
Greenlee: Yeah.
So they tell me.
Greenlee: Val, please.
Greenlee: What the heck?
Leo: This is a log
for a fire.
Greenlee: Ok.
Leo: In a fireplace.
Greenlee: Got it.
Leo: And this
is for you to wear next to that
fire and just look perfect.
Greenlee: I like this.
Very clever.
Leo: We leave now.
Greenlee: Huh?
Leo: I made a reservation
at a place called The Inn
at Cedar Lake.
Nice ring, huh?
Greenlee: Leo --
Leo: No, no, no.
No worries, no worries.
I called the hospital
and your father's condition has
been upgraded to good, which is
good.
All right?
And Bianca is going to be there
for a couple more days,
so I figured that this is
the perfect chance for us
to just get away before we have
to deal with our other problems.
Greenlee: Oh.
Leo, this is more than sweet,
but I am in the middle
of a crisis here.
Leo: Greenlee, you've been
working all night.
Greenlee: I know and I am
so not done.
Leo: Erica is going to be
more than happy that you saved
her butt.
You don't need to prove a point
by working 48 hours straight.
Greenlee: I do.
You don't get it.
Leo: Hmm. I get it.
I get you.
I want you.
Come on, let's go play hooky.
We'll hooky like we've never
hookied before.
Liza: You're throwing me.
You want me to let Adam scheme
and lie to help you save
your son.
Dixie: Well, if your daughter
was in J.R.'S shoes,
wouldn't you do the same thing?
Liza: Dixie --
Dixie: My son is
being questioned about a murder.
A murder of a teenage girl that
he was in bed with just a few
moments before she was killed.
Liza: Maybe that's why
J.R. should get some help.
Dixie: He needs help to stay
out of jail.
I'll worry about the rest when
I stop panicking about him being
in a jail cell for Christmas.
Liza: I know that you're
upset that Tad -- you and Tad
are splitting and --
Dixie: No, Tad and I are
splitting up because --
everybody else bends the rules
but me.
I can't be with him
because of that, but I'm not
going to lose my son
because of it.
Liza: I don't think the two
things are in the same category.
Dixie: Well, I do.
I seem to sit around and wait
for everybody else to do what's
right.
Well, guess what -- that's just
not working for me anymore.
Adam risked losing you to save
J.R., and I need him to risk
losing you again, and you have
to give him permission to do it.
J.R.: You're supposed to help
me.
Adam: No, son, not this time.
Don't try to play the victim
with me and don't try to make me
the bad guy.
You've been lying to us. >
J.R.: I told the truth.
Adam: No, you got caught.
You swore you were off drugs.
J.R.: Oh, it was just
a little weed, Dad.
Adam: There's no such thing
as "a little weed, Dad," when
you're on probation! Don't even try that with me.
J.R.: I smoked a joint
with a girl, like you've never
done that before.
Adam: I have never smoked
a joint with a girl who turned
up dead an hour later.
Let me ask you something.
What if you were still in bed
with Frankie Stone when whoever
it was that wanted her dead
showed up?
Hmm?
Were you just a little high,
son?
Would you have been able
to protect her?
Or yourself?
I don't think so.
J.R.: Ok, you're right.
I'm sorry.
I won't smoke any more dope, ok?
I promise.
Adam: I wish your word was
still enough, Son.
J.R.: Then, what do you want
from me?
Adam: You know what I want.
J.R.: Oh. Right.
I go see some stupid shrink
and I punch a pillow and call it
Daddy or Mommy, is that it?
Adam: You have all
the answers, right?
J.R.: It's so hypocritical
and so stupid.
Adam: For you?
J.R.: For you!
You've gotten away with
everything your whole life.
Adam: Yeah, you're right.
I have.
And I' tell you something --
I will be damned if I'll let
you grow up to be anything
like me.
Are we clear?
J.R.: About what?
Adam: About this being
your last chance.
Brooke: I'll take care
of this.
Edmund: Talk to me.
Excuse me.
Brooke: What am I supposed
to talk to you about?
The fact that you --
you were right?
That you knew Laura was lying
and that she probably did go
to Greenlee's apartment
to confront her?
Fine, all right?
She's human.
And maybe she's spinning out
a little because --
because she's hurt.
Edmund: Maybe she's spinning
out because she's in trouble.
Brooke: I know that she's
in trouble, damn it.
Edmund: Ok, so does Leo, ok?
So does Leo.
That's why he came here.
Look, Laura's not going to get
help because Leo says so,
but maybe if you suggest it --
Brooke: Fine. Fine.
You're right and I'm wrong
and I waited too long.
Edmund: Don't do this --
Brooke: And I have to do this
by myself.
Edmund: Let me come with you.
Brooke: No, no, no. No way.
All right?
Laura: I could sue
you for sending that tape
in and you know it.
Vanessa: Oh, you don't want
to do that.
It'd just bring on more bad
press.
Laura: Fine.
You want to threaten me
with more public humiliation?
Here's the thing, Lady.
Once it happens, it's lost all
impact.
I'm immune to it now.
So knock yourself out.
Alert the media.
Vanessa: Oh -- oh,
Dear, you don't want to dare me
because you have no idea who
you're dealing with.
Laura: I know I'm dealing
with a woman whose own family
pretends not to know her,
a woman whose two sons think
of her as a laughingstock
and whose husband won't even
write her in his will.
Really?
You think I have something to be
worried about?
You're the town joke, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Little girl,
I am not a joke.
And you -- you have no idea what
I am capable of.
So if you have any brains left
in that addled little head
of yours, you never confront me
again this way because I am one
woman you never want
as an enemy.
Ever.
Vanessa: Ooh.
Vanessa: Ciao.
Greenlee: Leo --
I --
I can't go away with you to that
inn, not today.
Leo: Yes. Yes, you can.
Greenlee: No, Honey --
Leo: Come on.
Greenlee: Honey,
Honey, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Save the log, fold up that
slinky thing and rain check it.
Ok?
I've got a major meeting to run
and my whole future is riding
on it.
It is make or break with me
career wise with Erica.
Leo: What's the difference?
Greenlee: Come again?
Leo: What do you care what
Erica thinks about you?
Greenlee: Leo, I want this
job.
Leo: You have money.
You don't need the job.
And if you want a job, you can
get one for a boss who doesn't
test you every three seconds.
Come on.
Greenlee: This is the job
I love, Leo.
Leo: Why?
Greenlee: Because it makes me
feel good about myself.
And I'm great at it.
And I've been around some people
lately who get a real charge out
of doing something other than
shopping or gossiping.
Leo: So you're just going
to bend to Erica's rules?
Greenlee: For a while,
just to get back in again.
Then she'll give me my freedom
again.
Leo: Greenlee.
I wasted a lot of time following
rules.
I just want to break a few.
I want to --
I want to
carpe a whole lot of diems,
if you know what I'm saying.
So come on, please?
Come on.
Just let me make it all up
to you, please?
Starting right now?
Please, come on.
Greenlee: You are --
Leo: Come on --
Greenlee: So tempting me,
but I want this gig.
Leo: I need a job, too.
Of course I have to pay Brooke
back, but we can do this
tomorrow, can't we?
Come on.
Greenlee: Wait.
Leo: What?
Greenlee: That's it.
Leo: What is?
Greenlee: Baby, you're hired.
Adam: Well, J.R. has agreed
to begin therapy because he has
no choice.
Dixie: Well, I think that
it's important.
You're still using drugs.
J.R.: Ok, fine.
Dixie: What about the legal
angle?
Adam: Well, I think the best
thing would be for the judge
to see J.R.'S willingness
to accept help.
I think we should get him
a therapy session immediately
so Zeke McMillan can start
telling the judge what wonderful
progress our son is making.
Agreed?
Dixie: Agreed.
J.R.?
J.R.: Sure.
I get it, whatever.
Come on, Mom.
I got to go so I can have
my inner child run around
the room.
Dixie: I hope you never have
to go through this with Colby.
Adam: Well, I'm not sure any
of this is going to do any good,
but that's all we could do,
really.
Liza: As long as you didn't
do it for me.
Adam: What?
Liza: That tough-love routine
with J.R.
Better have been for him and not
for me.
I mean it.
Leo: Greenlee, come on.
Greenlee: We'd be working
side by side.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Leo: I don't know anything
about cosmetics except that
I like the way they look
on pretty women, period.
Greenlee: So you know what
looks good on me, is that it?
Leo: Greenlee, you would look
good in a bag.
Greenlee: You have taste.
We need a man with taste here.
Val drives me nuts with
his ideas about what's hot
and what isn't.
I mean, Val's a great guy
and everything, but he's not
an idea man.
Leo: Like me.
Greenlee: Exactly like you.
Leo: Ok, can I make one
little point?
Greenlee: Ok.
Leo: You don't have any
authority here.
You can't hire me any easier
than I can fire you.
Greenlee: Minutia.
And Erica loves you.
Leo: Maybe, but she's not
going to go for this.
Greenlee: Not until we prove
to her how invaluable you are.
I'll pay you.
Leo: What?
Greenlee: From my trust fund.
Leo: No.
No, no, no.
Never again.
Patricia: "Don't dis
the kiss"?
Is the free world safe
from boring lipstick now?
Don't do that for me.
Jake: No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I told Greenlee that it was
over, but she doesn't seem
to accept it.
Patricia: She's not accepting
it because it isn't over.
Not for you.
Jake: Look, look,
she's already chose someone
else, Pat, you know?
And why she's hovering around
me, I really don't know.
Patricia: Really?
Well, Honey, you need a wake-up
call.
Jake: I'm wide awake.
Patricia: Not about Greenlee
Smythe, but maybe this will
help.
[Pat pours a glass of milk over Jake's head]
Patricia: Wake up, Jake.
You want Greenlee back,
and you're the only one in this
room who doesn't know it.
Brooke: Laura?
Laura, Honey, are you here?
The --
are you all right?
The door was open.
My God.
It's not just Leo's stuff that's
gone, it's Laura's, too.
Where did she go?
Patricia: I know you didn't
mean this because I've known
you since my residency.
But unintentional or
intentional, using stinks.
Jake: I'm not using you.
Patricia: You didn't plan to,
no, but you are and you did
and it worked for you.
You push her away,
and she wants you more.
It's an old formula,
tried and true.
Jake: I swear to you,
I would never do anything
to hurt you.
Patricia: I believe you, ok?
But it doesn't change the facts,
Jake.
You want Greenlee so badly that
you can't stand it.
And frankly, she wants you, too.
Question is, which one of you is
going to give into your pride,
huh?
Who blinks first?
Leo: I told you I want
nothing to do with your
family -- I can't even believe
that you're suggesting that --
Greenlee: A lot has happened
since then.
Besides, I believe in you now.
Leo: Greenlee, I've spent
a lot of years living off other
people's money, but I'm not
going to do it anymore.
I mean it.
Greenlee: Yeah, but
if you work here, you --
Leo: Yeah, I'm not going
to -- yeah, I need a job,
but you're not going to pay me
for it.
Forget it.
[Intercom buzzes]
Greenlee: Val, please,
I'm busy.
Val: Greenlee, I couldn't
postpone the meeting --
[Greenlee pretends she is talking to Erica]
Greenlee: She does?
Put her on.
Val: What?
Greenlee: Erica, hi.
Val: What are you doing?
Greenlee: Oh, how's
everything in court?
Great, great.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for your trust.
You have no idea what that means
to me.
Val: Greenlee --
Greenlee: Well, actually,
I have this wonderful idea that
I want to run by you.
Leo: No, no, no, no, no!
Greenlee: Yeah, I was
thinking about hiring Leo
so that he could help with this
Lacey's meeting?
Great! Great.
I knew you would go for it.
Yes, yes, I will tell him that.
Thanks again, Erica.
Good-bye.
Greenlee: Well, I'm in, you're in,
and she said she'll talk dollars
to you when she gets out
of jail.
Voila.
Leo: Greenlee, I know almost
as much about mascara as I did
about publishing.
Greenlee: You'll learn
from me, and I am way good.
Leo, most couples couldn't be
together 24/7, but we are
different.
We are great.
And we are going to kick some
cosmetic butt, I swear.
Leo: Here we go.
Greenlee: Here we go.
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
David: Just take this
and keep your whining
to yourself.
Greenlee: Jake wouldn't think
twice about questioning why
my career is so important to me.
J.R.: I know this is going
to hurt you really --
Bianca: J.R., what -- what --
J.R.: That guy you saw
Frankie in bed with -- that was
me, Bianca.