Stuart: Marian?
Marian, where are you?
Adam: She's not here, Stuart.
Stuart: Adam.
Adam: Marian didn't write
that note you found
on your pillow.
Barry did.
Stuart: What?
Adam: "Stuart, please meet me
up at the main house.
You won't be disappointed."
Signed, M.
Seems we're all pretending to be
someone else these days.
Stuart: What do you want?
Adam: Just wanted to say
Happy New Year,
Merry Christmas,
maybe Happy Thanksgiving.
We haven't seen each other
for a while.
Stuart: Yeah, but you look
good.
None the worse for wear.
Adam: No thanks to
you and that wife of yours.
You know, I wouldn't expect
Marian to care whether I live
or die, but I would expect
something more from you, Stuart.
Loyalty, perhaps?
Love even?
Stuart: I do love you, Adam.
Adam: Well, you have
a peculiar way of showing it.
Impersonating me on national
television, humiliating me
from coast to coast,
forging my name to checks
and giving away $79.5 Million
of my money.
Stuart: I know it wasn't
my money to spend, Adam, but --
well, you'd never miss it.
And it made so many people --
Adam: I don't give a damn
about the money.
You know what really upsets me
is you kept me away
from my daughter.
It was -- it was hell, all those
weeks without being able to hold
her in my arms.
Stuart: I really hated doing
that, Adam.
But you -- you hurt so many
people.
You did so many bad things.
I was just trying to make up
for some of them.
Well, you -- you'll understand
someday maybe.
Adam: No, no, I'll never
understand.
And I'll never forget it,
Stuart.
Stuart: Well, that's just too
bad, then.
That's just -- that's too bad.
Adam: However, there is a way
that you could show me at least
that you're still my brother.
Stuart: How?
Adam: I could forgive
everything if you would just
tell me where Liza and Colby
are.
Stuart: No way.
Rae: Hey.
Gillian: Hey.
Rae: How was your night out?
Jake: How are you?
Rae: Good.
Gillian: It was ok.
Jake: It wasn't -- wasn't
so good.
Rae: Well, I think you better
work on that together.
And, listen, I want to apologize
ahead of time for -- if there's
no hot water.
I --
after the show I did today,
I really had to take a long,
hot shower.
Gillian: Oh, that's ok.
No problem.
Jake: I hope it helped.
Rae: It did.
You know, this is the time of the year that everyone starts
to realize they can't possibly
live up to their new year's
resolutions or the guilt they're
feeling.
So, you know, here I am.
If any -- if you need anything
or want to talk about anything,
I am available.
Jake: Will do.
Have you been doing your show
out of Pine Valley?
Rae: Yeah, I have for weeks
now.
Jake: Oh.
Gillian: She uses Myrtle's
little music room down
the hallway.
Rae: I do.
It's wonderful.
Cozy.
And it's certainly better than
renting a studio somewhere.
Jake: That's -- that's great.
Rae: Yeah.
Jake: The famous Dr. Rae
here --
Rae: Oh, please.
Jake: Doing her show down
the hallway.
I got to come by some day
and listen in.
Rae: Really?
Jake: Yeah.
Rae: You could turn
on your radio, you know?
There is an idea.
Jake: Yeah.
Rae: See you later.
Jake: Bye-bye.
Rae: Ok.
Gillian: She's beautiful.
Jake: Very nice.
Um -- Gillian --
is something wrong?
Gillian: When Dr. Rae asked
how our evening went, you said,
"ok, not too good."
Jake: No --
Gillian: What'd you mean?
Jake: I --
we haven't heard from Colby,
and I'm -- it's late.
Gillian: Colby is with Liza,
so she's got to be ok.
Jake: I -- I know --
Gillian, I'm just so fed up.
I'm tired of feeling powerless.
That's why -- that's why I asked
about just being a family,
the three of us, right now
if I pursue custody.
Uh --
well, from where I stand,
you seem a bit under whelmed
by that prospect.
Adam: Don't do this.
David: It turns out that Jake
is not Colby's father after all.
Adam is!
Gillian: Under what?
Jake: I just hoped that
making a home with Colby is
something that you would --
you would love.
Was I wrong?
Janet: I don't want any more
of your advice!
Image: It's going to take
more than a ratty piece of cloth
to shut me up.
What kind of a moron are you?
You've screwed up everything
now.
Janet: Just shut up.
Shut up.
Amanda and Tiffany are right
upstairs.
Image: Well, you're the only
one that can hear me.
I'm still here.
Janet: No.
Image: I really don't need
a reflection, Janet.
You see, I'm in your head.
If inner voices were that easy
to get rid of, Joan of Arc would
never have saved France.
[Image laughs]
Janet: How can you laugh
at a time like this?
Image: Right now?
To keep from crying.
Do you realize how close we are
to landing back in Statesville?
Janet: You said we could beat
this thing.
Image: Yeah, that's before
you tried the old sandbag
gambit.
What an amateur.
Why didn't you just knock off
Sophie six weeks ago when
I asked you to?
Janet: Trevor is going back
the warehouse.
He's going to destroy all
the evidence.
Image: Well, you
might think hubby can leap
tall buildings in a
single bound, but how much do
you really think he can do
to save your sorry --
[knock on door]
Image: Well, go on.
Answer the door, stupid.
That is real knocking.
Janet: Who is it?
Jack: It's Jack Montgomery.
I'm on my way to the police
station to see Trevor.
Janet: Why?
What happened?
Jack: I thought you should
hear this from me first.
He's been brought in
for questioning.
Looks like he's about to be
arrested for Sophie's murder.
Janet: No.
Oh, God, no!
No!
Trevor: You should've cuffed
me, Derek.
We got to do this by the book.
I don't want any favors here.
Suspicion of murder.
Derek: Your plan's not going
to work, Trevor.
I asked you to give me
the truth.
Trevor: Don't make this any
tougher than it has to be.
You got witnesses.
You got a weapon.
[Derek sighs]
Trevor: I'm going to be --
I'm going to be confessing
to murder, Derek.
Derek: Look, there has got
to be a better way to do this
than to have you sitting around
here claiming you're some kind
of a killer.
Trevor: Then make it simple
for everyone.
You are going to charge me
with the death of Sophie
Malinowski, and you're going
to stop looking for any other
perp.
Derek: And what if I don't?
Trevor: You don't want to try
my hand on this, Derek.
[Mateo coughs]
Mateo: Hayley!
Hayley!
Hayley!
[Coughing]
Mateo: Hayley!
[Coughing]
Mateo: Hayley!
No!
Adam: Come on, Stuart.
Don't tell me you don't know
where Liza is.
Stuart: I'm not saying I do
and I'm not saying I don't.
Adam: Marian knows.
And if Marian knows, you know.
On top of everything else,
your wife is a blabbermouth.
Stuart: Don't say bad things
about my wife.
The only reason Marian locked
you up is because you were going
to do the same thing to her.
And then you were going
to kidnap Colby.
Adam: That's her story.
Stuart: Are you saying
you weren't going to kidnap
Colby?
Adam: I can take Colby
anywhere I want.
She's my own flesh and blood.
Stuart: That's right.
And that's the worst thing
you ever did.
Why couldn't you just not have
bought that sperm clinic and let
Jake be Colby's father?
Adam: Stuart, can't you have
one opinion that is not
Marian's?
Isn't there one small part
of you that is glad that there's
Chandler blood flowing
in Colby's veins?
She'll grow up, and maybe she'll
look like Mama -- or Lottie.
Stuart: But she won't be
Lottie or Mama.
She'll be her own person.
Adam: She's a Chandler.
Stuart: But she'll be her own
person.
And when she's not just exactly
what you want her to be,
then you're going to be
disappointed, and then it's
going to start all over again.
And you're going to be mean
and deceitful all over again
because you never learn.
Adam: You know, if I were
you, I wouldn't use the word
deceitful.
You've been living a lie
for weeks now.
Stuart: I didn't want to do
that, Adam.
I real didn't want to pretend
to be you.
Although I was getting very good
at it.
But I couldn't sleep the first
couple of nights.
Adam: But you kept on doing
because of Marian.
Stuart: No, because of you,
Adam.
Adam: Because of me?
Stuart: Adam, I love you.
I think I know you better than
you know yourself.
And deep down inside, you've got
a good place in your soul.
But the people who love you are
the only people who can see it.
I can see it.
And Junior can see it.
And you know who can see it best
of all -- and that's the saddest
part of all --
it's Liza.
She believed in you.
She put her faith in you.
And you let her down.
All those things that you say
you want --
you already had them.
Adam: You're right.
Liza is my way back.
Please, don't keep me from her.
Stuart: Adam --
the truth is I don't know where
Liza is.
I wouldn't let anybody tell me
because I was afraid that
I would start feeling sorry
for you, and I do.
Adam: Stuart, help me.
Stuart: I'm sorry.
I can't.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
Jake: I just see a lot
of happiness with the three
of us as a family.
I -- I --
I want to make that a reality.
I can't see why we can't do
that.
Gillian: You know,
Jake, sharing a life
with you and Colby, it sounds
really wonderful.
It does.
But I just can't talk about it
right now.
Jake: Why?
What's the problem?
Gillian: No, there's
no problem.
It's just as I said.
I haven't given motherhood a lot
of thought.
That's all.
Jake: I know that
everything's happening quickly.
It's Liza and the whole --
I just don't know if I can trust
her.
And you heard Tad.
He thinks something serious is
going down between Liza
and Adam, and I --
Gillian: I know.
Jake: I just want to make
sure that her future is secure.
And I assumed that you would be
with me on that.
Gillian: Jake --
you would want me to tell
you the truth always, right?
Jake: Yeah, of course
I would.
Gillian: And --
that's what I'm really
struggling to do.
I need to go.
I really need to --
Jake: Why?
Gillian: Be by myself and --
I'll be back.
Jake: Gillian -- don't --
what the --
Myrtle: What --
Jake: Well, myrtle --
I will screw in every light bulb
in the house three times
if you tell me how I screwed up
again.
Myrtle: You got yourself
a deal.
Mateo: Hold on.
Hold on.
All right?
Can you get out?
Hayley: Stuck --
Mateo: You're stuck?
[Mateo coughs]
Mateo: All right.
Push.
Come on, baby, push!
[Mateo coughs]
Hayley: I can't --
you have to
get out --
get out --
[Mateo coughs]
Mateo: I'm not going anywhere
without you!
[Hayley coughs]
Mateo: Push!
Derek: I've been doing this
for a long time, Trevor.
You taught me.
And I have to tell you,
my friend, this doesn't add up.
Trevor: Well, stop counting
and do your job.
Derek: When I need
a refresher course from you on how to conduct a homicide
investigation, I'll ask.
You want to know what I think?
I think that you know that
with Janet's criminal record
she's bound to do some serious
hard time for this, and that's
why you're copping to it.
Trevor: You think?
You think?
You're pulling it right out
of the air there, Derek.
Derek: Trevor --
it's like you to do this,
but it's not going to work.
Trevor: Derek, you got
a witness.
That bum swears he saw me coming
out of the scene.
Derek: A witness who's
unreliable.
Trevor: And you --
you saw me with the murder
weapon in my hand.
Derek: A crowbar.
Trevor: Yeah, a crowbar.
You got the witness.
You got the murder weapon.
Derek: I am not buying it.
Trevor: Well, buy it.
It's concrete physical evidence.
Janet: Trevor, what are
you doing?
Don't believe him, Derek.
I killed Sophie.
Gillian: I don't believe he's
not at home.
Mr. Chandler will see me whether
he's at home or not.
Adam: What do you think
you're doing?
Gillian: You know, no wonder
everybody in the world hates
you, Adam.
You're cruel and you enjoy
making people suffer.
Adam: You're too late,
Gillian.
I've already been told tonight
what a hopeless case I am.
Now get the hell out
of my house.
Gillian: Jake Martin has
never done anything to you.
Why have you been trying
to destroy his happiness?
Adam: I haven't done anything
to Jake Martin except listen
to him and his insufferable
family plan for my daughter's
future.
Gillian: Oh, you sent him
a letter about Colby's
paternity, but that didn't work.
But you're too hateful to give
it up.
And when are you going to do
that again?
Adam: Gillian, sweet Gillian,
other than the thrill you're
getting from insulting me,
you're wasting your time.
I have no intention of telling
Jake martin that I'm Colby's
father.
Myrtle: Now, let me get this
straight.
You told Gillian that she will
be a perfect mother
for your child, right?
Jake: Right.
Myrtle: And you simply could
not understand why she ran out
of the room and didn't want
to talk about being an instant
family with you and Colby.
Jake: It doesn't make sense,
Myrtle.
We agree on most everything.
Myrtle: Well, you know,
I can't read Gillian's mind.
Although, mind you, I could,
but she'd have to wear a red cap
and I'd have to be in a trance.
But even without my psychic
strength, I can tell you that
you have offended the spirits.
Jake: How? How?
Tell me.
Myrtle: Well, honey, you put
the cart before the horse.
And what was worse, you kept
telling her that you really did
prefer the cart.
Jake: Gillian's not really
like that, though, Myrtle.
We don't really stand
on ceremony so much.
Myrtle: Well, but, by golly,
you should.
I mean, I always insisted
on ceremony with my gentlemen
friends.
And some very, very elaborate
ceremony at that.
I mean, what is the point
of romance without ceremony?
Jake: So I screwed up?
Myrtle: Well, I mean,
in the normal course of events
when a man and a woman are
together, they make time
for romance before they get
married and have children.
Jake: Ok.
So I know I skipped a few things
first.
I know that.
I'm not -- I'm not a total
idiot.
But I've just been wrapped up
with this whole thing
with Colby, and that's it.
I just thought Gillian would
understand that.
Myrtle: Yes.
I'm sure she did understand it,
darling, but --
look, sweetheart, it won't do
you any harm at all to tell
her how much you care for her.
In fact, you should be telling
her that even if you have
12 children.
Jake: I think you're one hell
of a woman, Myrtle.
Myrtle: Damn right.
Jake: So, what, can I fix
things?
Myrtle: Well, I don't know.
Can you?
Jake: Damn right.
Myrtle: Then go and do it.
Jake: Thank you so much.
I'll get the light bulbs later.
Myrtle: Ok, ok Jake:
I know I promised, but I'll --
Myrtle: Ok, ok, ok.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Myrtle: Hello.
I tell you something.
I should've referred Jake
to you, darling.
I mean, you've got the PhD.
Rae: What do you think,
I learned everything about
relationships in a classroom?
Myrtle: Well, didn't you?
Rae: No.
I learned it by hanging out
with wise women like you.
Myrtle: Oh, go --
you're kidding.
Come on, listen.
Look what we've got to do.
Derek: I' take
your statement, Janet.
You tell me what happened.
Janet: I'll tell you exactly
what you need to know.
Trevor: No, no.
Forget it, babe.
Derek, we saw this Agatha
Christie flick where everybody
confessed to the crime
and they all get off.
This is different, babe.
This is real life.
Janet: If you think for one
minute I'm going to let you do
this, Trevor, you're wrong.
I did it.
Remember when you came to me
and you asked me if I had had
any contact with my old
cellmate, Sophie?
Derek: You were lying.
Janet: I said that I hadn't,
and I was lying.
You're right.
Trevor: Is she lying now
or was she lying then, Derek?
Janet: Sophie came
to the house.
She threatened to hurt Amanda.
I had to do something.
Trevor: Yeah, so she came
to me.
And I went to Sophie.
I gave her the money that
she wanted, but --
we did everything legally
possible to get her off
of our backs, but she kept
on coming.
So I whacked her.
They have a witness that saw me
coming out of the scene.
Janet: What?
Derek: That's enough talking,
all right?
Trevor: Then they saw me
with the murder weapon
in my hand.
It's an open and shut case.
Derek: Look, I'm going
to question you separately.
Will you take her to room two,
please?
Trevor: Babe, I was defending
my family.
I was defending --
it's the oldest defense
in the book.
Derek: Will you shut up!
Trevor: I can get off
on this.
Derek: Shut up!
Trevor: No, you just ask
Jackson.
It's the oldest defense
in the book.
Just ask him.
Derek: Maybe she'll tell me
the truth.
Trevor: I think I got her
with the program, Jack, but
if she starts talking you got
to make her see reason.
It's got to be my story.
Jack: What the hell makes
you think I'm going to be
a party to any of this, Trevor?
Mateo: That thing's bolted
down!
Hold on.
Hayley: No, go!
Mateo: I'm not going to go.
Just one more push.
I got it.
I got it --
come on.
Mateo: No!
Mateo: Hey --
hey --
no, I'm not going to lose you.
No --
Adam: Actually, I would love
to say every simpering word that
Jake has ever said about
my daughter down his throat.
But I can't.
Gillian: What do you mean?
Adam: I can't.
I can't tell Jake that I'm
Colby's father.
I can't tell anyone.
Because if I do, Liza has sworn
that I'll never see her or Colby
again.
Gillian: I don't trust you.
This is a trick.
Adam: Everything I've done,
though possibly misguided,
has been an attempt
to make Liza love me
and become a family again.
But as much as I would like
to shout it to the world,
if I do, I'll never see them
again.
Gillian: But you sent him
a letter.
I mean, he didn't read it,
but --
Adam: That was before Liza's
warning.
I think Jake should know
the truth.
I think he deserves to know
the truth.
But you can rest assured he'll
never hear it from me.
Gillian: So, you can't tell
Jake --
Adam: Never.
Gillian: Because if you tell
him, you'll lose Liza and Colby.
Adam: You see?
Gillian: Yeah.
Adam: Of course, that doesn't
mean that he'll never learn
the truth.
Gillian: You're the only one
who wants to know the truth.
Adam: Oh, you can't be
serious. Well, what about Dr. Hayward?
How about Marian?
How long before she has to blab
to everyone that she got
the better of me?
How about Liza?
Gillian: Liza?
Adam: Yes, Liza.
She and Jake are very cozy right
now, but do you think that's
going to last for Colby's entire
life?
What if they have an argument?
What if they have a battle over
custody?
Do you think she's going
to worry about hurting
his feelings?
Gillian: You're trying
to confuse me.
Adam: No, I'm trying to tell
you the truth, Gillian.
And you know it.
Jake will learn the truth.
And when he does, it'll hurt him
very badly.
Gillian: He doesn't have
He doesn't have
to know --
Adam: But there is a way
to soften that blow.
If only he could be told
by someone who really
cares for him,
someone who's thinking only
of him.
Gillian: You mean me.
Adam: Well, yes.
Of course.
You would do very nicely.
Trevor: Jack, you're
my man --
Jack: No, no, no, no, no.
Don't give me that,
I'm your man. You just tell me, what am
I doing here, Trevor?
Trevor: I've always counted
on you, Jack.
And you're responsible,
more than anybody, for me
passing the bar.
You taught me everything I know
about the law --
Jack: Well, then I must have
left out a couple of key
elements.
If you think I'm going to stand
here and condone perjury --
what are you thinking about?
Trevor: I'm not asking
you to do that.
I know that you're a crackerjack
lawyer, and I just want to talk
to you about a case.
A very interesting case.
I've been reading about it,
and I thought we might
talk about it.
It's a case of
Kansas vs. Joe Schlebinowitz.
Jack: Yeah?
Trevor: Yeah.
Jack: Run it by me.
Trevor: Hey, it's a doozy.
You see, this guy Joe, he --
he's an upstanding citizen.
Pure as driven snow.
Well, almost.
And he's --
he's married to this woman who
has a lot of messy priors.
But he loves her so much that
he's willing to take the rap
for her killing, in pure
self-defense, her ex-cellmate.
Jack: With her weapon
of choice, Trevor.
Trevor: Well, that's why
he can't risk her ever being
charged with this.
Jack: Look, if this was
self-defense, I'd have a hell
of a lot easier time getting
her off than you since this
victim was a woman.
Think about this, now.
Trevor: Joe can't afford
that.
Can't take the risk.
Because his wife is hanging
on by a thread.
And even if she gets off,
with all the publicity around
the trial and afterwards,
she could just snap.
And this woman has a little girl
that needs her very much.
Jack: Let me tell
you something.
I hope this Joe Schlebinowitz
lives in a big city
because if he lives in a small
town like Pine Valley,
it doesn't matter if the husband
is charged and sent to trial.
Everybody knows their history.
These rumors that the husband's
so afraid of are going to follow
this woman to her grave.
Trevor: Well, that's why it
can't go to trial.
Not right away, anyhow.
Jack: Oh, really?
Trevor: That's why it's
an interesting case.
You see, old Joe has to make
himself look as guilty as hell.
So he --
he disappears.
Jack: Trevor, that's crazy,
man.
That is crazy.
You haven't thought this
through.
Trevor: No, he hasn't thought
it through.
And that's what he needs to do.
But he can't do this right now
because he doesn't have the time
or the space to do it.
But maybe he comes back someday
when he thinks he can get off
in a fair trial.
Maybe he takes his family
to Paraguay.
Jack: Paraguay?
Trevor: Who knows?
He doesn't know.
He's got to --
Jack: Let me ask
you something.
Has this guy thought about what
this is going to do
to his family?
Trevor: Of course he has.
He has his friend who's
an excellent lawyer.
And he asks his friend to look
out for his family, to look over
his wife and his little girl
and make sure that they never
forget that he will be back
someday, somehow.
Jack: And his friend knows
that he's a stubborn son of a --
so he says ok.
I'll watch over your family.
I guess.
Trevor: I never had any
doubt.
Jack, I would never ask
you to do something downright
unethical or illegal.
But it wouldn't hurt
if you played dumb.
Jack: I sure as hell hope
you know what you're doing.
Because I got to tell you,
with everything you've told me,
there's no way I could defend
old Joe.
Trevor: Ok, so we're
on track.
We're going for a full
confession here.
Derek: That woman's very
upset in there.
She can't stop crying.
Trevor: Well, why don't
you stop upsetting her?
Derek: I'm not the one doing
that, Trevor.
You made her think that
she needs to follow your lead,
so she's clammed up.
And that is going to make
her feel doubly guilty.
Trevor: That's your theory
there, lieutenant.
So, why don't you get
her a moist towel and have
her wash off her face and give
me a piece of paper so I can
write a confession before
you screw up this investigation
any worse than you already have.
Derek: Are you going to let
him do this, Jack?
Jack: You think I can stop
him giving a confession
if that's what he wants to do?
Gillian: Do you think I'm
crazy?
Colby is the most important
person in Jake's life.
How can I tell him she's not
his?
Adam: You're going to live
with Jake, sleep in his bed,
raise that little girl,
knowing all along it's a lie.
Gillian: I came here to stop
you from destroying
his happiness, and you're
suggesting I do it.
Adam: You're going to live
with fear every day
of your life, Gillian,
until he finds out.
And he will find out.
What happens then,
when he realizes that you knew
all along and didn't tell him?
Gillian: He doesn't have
to know that I knew.
Adam: Oh.
You're going to keep on lying
to him.
Gillian, we have a lot more
in common than I ever realized.
Gillian: You know what?
I've met a lot of evil people
in my life, but you're
the worst.
Aren't you scared of dying
and going to hell?
Rae: Do you always change
the light bulbs yourself,
Myrtle?
Myrtle: Sure.
Nothing worse than a dark room.
There.
It's an innkeeper's nightmare.
Oh, she's not in.
I don't want someone breaking
their leg and then suing me
for it.
Rae: Oh, I don't think
Gillian would sue you, do you?
Myrtle: No, no, no.
She's sweet.
Rae: You know, she and Jake
seem to have something going.
Myrtle: Well, he's asked
her to marry him.
Rae: Oh, the traditional
types.
Nice.
Myrtle: Mm-hmm.
Mother's dream.
Rae: You think they're going
to make it?
Myrtle: Well --
I'm rooting for them.
Rae: So, tell me, who does
the overhead fixtures?
Myrtle: Who do you think?
Rae: Really?
Myrtle: I haven't fallen yet.
Rae: Well, that's very
impressive.
Myrtle: I have to tell
you that I never did the high
wire but I could have done it.
I have got great balance.
Rae: How long were
you with the carnival?
Myrtle: Well, I guess
you could say just about
the best part of the century.
Rae: Oh, come on.
You make it sound like you dated
PT. Barnum.
Myrtle: Well, I didn't know
Mr. Barnum, but I was very close
to Thomas Edison.
Rae: Oh, right.
Thomas Alva Edison?
Myrtle: Thomas Jerome Edison.
Rae: Oh, Myrtle.
Myrtle: You know, he was
a carny headliner --
Rae: Really?
Myrtle: And he had a terrific
helium act.
Rae: Helium?
Myrtle: Mm-hmm.
Rae: Really?
Myrtle: Mm-hmm.
Rae: So, tell me, how many
of your stories are actually
true?
Myrtle: I don't know.
You know, I've told them
so often, I don't know what is
fact and what is fiction.
Rae: You know what I'd like
you to do for me?
Myrtle: What? What? What?
Rae: I'd like you to tell me
a true story, unrehearsed,
and one that you've never told
anybody else.
Myrtle: Well --
no, these I don't tell.
For a reason.
Rae: But you might tell me?
Myrtle: Maybe.
Someday.
Rae: Ok.
Myrtle: Well, hey, we've got
work to do.
We got work to do.
Rae: Oh, Myrtle, how many
radio psychologists does it take
to screw in one light bulb?
Myrtle: I don't know.
Rae: Just one.
Especially if they're a devoted
disciple of Myrtle Fargate.
Myrtle: Oh, you are sweet.
You are sweet.
Come on.
Rae: Hi.
Jake: She didn't come back
yet?
Rae: No.
Jake: Could you come out here
and see if I got this right?
Myrtle: Oh.
Rae: Ok. Oh, this is fabulous!
Myrtle: Oh, Jake.
Mateo: Come on.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
[Sirens]
[Hayley coughs]
Mateo: Yes, yes --
[Hayley coughs]
Mateo: Come on, baby.
Get it out.
Come on.
Come on.
Officer: My God, you found
her.
Mateo: Thank you.
Thank you.
Come on, breathe, baby.
Come on.
Mateo: All right,
sweetie, listen.
I'm going to follow
you in the car.
I'm going to call Adam
and Trevor, all right?
Guys, be careful, all right?
Paramedic: Let's go.
Mateo: I'm going to follow
in the car, all right?
I'll see you guys at
the hospital.
Adam, it's Mateo.
Listen, they're taking Hayley
to the hospital.
Adam: Hayley?
What happened?
Mateo: She -- there was
a fire, and I think it's smoke
inhalation.
Adam: Fire?
My God, where?
How is she?
Mateo: Listen, she's going
to be fine.
She's going to be fine.
Just meet me at the hospital,
all right?
Adam: Mateo, what --
damn you.
What have you done to her now?
Trevor: There it is --
the whole truth and nothing
but the truth, signed,
sealed, and delivered.
Derek: Don't do this, Trevor.
Jack: Look, my client has
a right to make a confession
if that's what he wants to do.
Derek: Do you really expect
me to build a case against you?
Trevor: We all got to do what
we got to do.
Jack: Look, don't worry,
Derek.
It'll all play out in court.
Trust me.
Trevor: Besides, I got myself
a world-class lawyer.
Will you gentlemen please
witness this thing?
Jack: Yeah, I'll be happy
to attest that this confession
was not given under duress.
Derek: Well, that's it, then.
I hope you're satisfied--
he's gone.