Tad: I'll back off.
I'll have my lawyer call
your lawyer.
Simone: Proteus missed
a deadline.
Mateo: Yeah, and if he's
getting sloppy --
Simone: He's, you know,
going to be all the more
dangerous.
David: You're investigating
my mother?
Vanessa: Do you want me
to call an ambulance?
Well, it really won't do that
much good.
You'll be dead by the time
they get here.
Ryan: You knew my mother?
TODAY'S - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Opal: Oh.
You know, I got to thank
you for talking me into meeting
up with you tonight.
I mean, as I think I've told
you, I haven't really been
at my best lately.
Hank: At your best?
I'm not sure I could take
your best.
Opal: Oh.
Hank: I think you're about
perfect just the way you are.
Opal: Well, with all this
stuff going on with Erica
and everything, I'm afraid
I have been so down,
I got to look up to see down.
That's the truth of it.
Hank: Well, maybe I can make
you feel better.
I got something to tell you,
and it's something I've been
wanting to tell you for a long
time.
Simone: Why did Hayley call
you when we were out
in the park?
Mateo: She wanted to make
sure I was still alive.
She's funny like that.
I forgot to tell her the whole
thing was a bust tonight.
Simone: Mateo, you got
to cool it.
Mateo: I've had it.
I've had it.
You know, I have no idea what
went down tonight, but I've
had it.
Simone: I know it was bad --
Mateo: Bad? Bad?
Proteus wants me to whack
somebody, you know, and I get
all revved up and prepared to do
it, I follow orders, I'm there
on time, and, what,
I get a phone call that
the whole thing's off?
"Mr. Santos, the operation has
been aborted."
Proteus is not in the building.
I mean, what's up with that?
Simone: I don't know,
but you -- you got to chill.
Mateo: I'm just tired --
Simone: Ok, this place is not
safe.
Mateo: I'm tired of being
jerked around.
Chris: Ah.
Get used to it, Mateo.
Because that's all you're going
to get in this damn world --
screwed over.
[Ryan reads what's on the back of his mother's old picture]
Ryan: "Stamp of approval."
[Ryan remembers]
Ryan's voice: You talk
to me, man.
Did you know my mother?
Chris: I already told
you about that.
Ryan: Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, right.
Right, that if you knew my old
man was married with kids,
that you would have told us that
he was dead.
Chris: That's right.
Ryan's voice: That is such
bull, and you know it.
[Ryan throws a tire iron in anger]
Kendall: Whoa, Tiger.
Hope you're not planning to kill
anyone with that thing.
Ryan: Aah!
Vanessa: Damn it, why can't
anyone follow the simplest
instructions?
After all the trouble you have
caused, can't you at least die
in the proper place?
You were supposed to be miles
away from here by the time that
lethal dose kicked in.
But, no, not you.
You had to come trotting right
back here when I expressly told
you not to!
Ugh!
God.
A body on my living room floor
was not in my plan.
[Knock on door]
Vanessa: Oh.
Anna: Vanessa?
Are you here? Hello?
Vanessa: Where, oh,
where, can I put you, Dear?
Anna: If there's no one
at home, all the better.
Come on.
Dixie: I left you so far
behind, you were skating
in my back draft.
I rule, Pal.
J.R.: It was a mercy win.
You were out of breath,
so I took pity on you.
Dixie: Yeah, you wish.
Hey, Tad.
J.R.: Hey, Man.
Thought you might join us out
on the ice.
Should've saw Mom.
She was pretty good for an old
lady.
Tad: I'm sorry I didn't get
the chance.
I was meeting with my lawyer.
Dixie: You know what?
Maybe now is not the time
to talk about this.
Tad: Oh, no, now is just
perfect for me.
Dixie: Well, let's -- let's
not do it in front of J.R.
J.R.: Do what in front
of J.R.?
Dixie: Stay out of it, ok?
Tad: You didn't tell him,
either.
Nice.
J.R.: Mom, what's going on?
Dixie: Uh --
well,
what I did --
look, you have to understand,
this wasn't easy for me.
Tad: Could've fooled me.
Dixie: You know Tad
and I have been separated
for a while now, and we've been
talking a lot and we've made
some decisions.
Tad: No, actually, the truth
is you made the decision.
There was no talking involved.
Dixie: Do you mind
if I finish?
Do you mind?
Tad: Certainly not.
I mean, now that you ask.
Dixie: Thank you.
Tad and I have decided to get
a divorce.
J.R.: You mean, for real
with, like, lawyers and stuff?
Tad: See, there's the deal.
I mean, you got me because,
you know, your mom decided
to end it so fast.
But why the hell not?
I mean, it's only just how many
years of our marriage together?
I mean, why bother with
the little details like,
oh, being fair or civil?
Dixie: What are you talking
about?
That's how I feel and you know
that.
Tad: The only thing I know is
that your mother decided to fly
down to the Caribbean and get
a quickie divorce, which was
a little piece of information
she neglected to share with me.
Vanessa: You can't come in!
Anna: Vanessa, hi.
I just want to talk.
Vanessa: Go away!
No, no.
Look, my life is in shreds.
It's ruined.
Anna: Oh.
Well, maybe I can help.
Vanessa: No!
It's all because of David --
David and Leo.
No, no, no!
[Vanessa closes the door on Anna]
Vanessa: Oh, God.
My boys have girlfriends
from hell.
Both of them.
All right, dear.
Time to put you in storage.
[Anna goes back to David's room]
Anna: Oh.
Oh, hi.
You're awake.
David: Yes, I am.
Anna: Oh, yes.
David: Apparently,
so are you.
Hey.
Anna: Hello.
David: You know --
Anna: What?
David: We didn't have dinner
last night.
Anna: How did we manage that?
David: Oh, I guess it skipped
our minds, huh?
Anna: I really like
making up.
David: Oh, you do?
Anna: Mm-hmm.
David: So you don't think
it's becoming a little routine?
Anna: Oh, don't say that. We're not routine.
David: All right.
How about predictable, then?
Anna: No.
David: Like the way I can
always count on you to sneak out
afterwards without telling me
where you're going.
Anna: Does it bother you?
David: It challenges me.
Anna: Hmm.
David: You know, I was just
about to track you down,
find out what you were up to.
Anna: Well, you could have
asked me.
David: You would've told me?
Anna: Yeah.
I went to see your mother.
David: Oh.
So the investigation has begun.
Anna: Yep.
I told you, Chris Stamp gave me
that assignment.
David: Tell me more.
Anna: Like what?
David: Well, for starters,
why don't you tell me exactly
what you're hoping to find out
about my mother, hmm?
And this time, don't try
to stonewall me like you did
last night.
Anna: Why should I tell
you anything?
David: Because if you don't,
I'll rat you out with Vanessa.
Anna: You wouldn't do that.
David: As a loyal son,
what else can I do?
Anna: Oh, come on.
Well, Chris thinks that maybe
Vanessa has got some information
on Frankie -- from her past,
you know -- that could give him
some insight into the murder.
David: Well, I thought
he already had enough insights.
Anna: Apparently, he doesn't.
David: And what do you think?
Anna: Oh, quite honestly,
I'd be stunned if your mother
had anything useful to say about
anything.
I just saw her.
David: And?
Anna: Well, did you say that
you were going to have
her committed or something
to Oak View or --
David: Oak Haven.
Anna: Ok, whatever.
David: Yeah, I was just
trying to keep her under
control, but I wasn't really
going to do it.
Anna: If I were you, I'd get
serious about it because I think
she's cracking, David.
Vanessa: Oh, God, why do
I always pick them big?
Aah!
Oh, God.
Oh.
[Vanessa falls while trying to move Larry's body]
Kendall: It's not a good
plan, six-pack.
I mean, I know you'd love to get
rid of me, but murder is not
the way to go.
Ask my Mommy.
Besides, with your luck,
you'd probably end up
in the same jail as her, hmm?
Talk about a fate worse than
death.
Hey, you dropped something.
Oh.
Who's the babe in the picture?
She's kind of hot in a retro
sort of way.
Ryan: Give me that.
Kendall: Back off.
What are you going to do,
gorilla man?
Rip it out of my hands?
Ryan: Give me that.
Give it to me.
Kendall: You want it?
Get it yourself.
[Kendall tucks the picture of Ryan's mother down the front of her blouse]
Opal: Oh, thank you.
Hank: You're welcome.
Opal: So, now, you had
something you wanted to tell me.
Hank: Well --
Opal: Oh, my Lord,
it's Palmer again.
What the devil is he doing here?
It's like he's stalking me
or something.
Excuse me just a minute,
Hank, all right?
Hank: Sure.
Opal: Palmer, what the devil
are you doing here?
Palmer: I came to find you.
I just got back from New York.
I spent the entire day trying
to convince Felder Isaacs
to take over Erica's case.
Opal: You know, I'm sorry,
but it's too late.
Palmer: I know, I know.
I just heard the jury's been
sent out for deliberations.
I can't believe that I let it go
this far before I stepped in.
I could kick myself!
Opal: Well, you know, if it's
any comfort to you,
I don't think there's a darned
thing you could have done
anyway.
Palmer: I've been out
of the loop for so long,
I didn't even try.
I mean, I let this go -- I love
Erica.
Opal: I know that.
I know, and she does, too.
Palmer: It's just not like me
to do this kind of thing.
Opal: Well, I think we both
know how that happened.
I mean, your wife has been
taking up all of your attention
for a long time now.
Palmer: Well, that's going
to stop soon.
Opal: I hope you mean that,
Palmer, for your sake.
Palmer: Well, you'll see.
I'm not going to lose the people
I care about.
Now, tell me -- how's Erica
doing?
Opal: Well, she's being real
strong.
I mean, I don't know how
she does it.
Mateo: Hitting it kind
of hard tonight, aren't you?
What's up?
Chris: When I drink,
Mateo, I don't -- I don't talk.
Mateo: Yeah, well, this time
you do.
Chris: Nah, I don't talk.
Mateo: No, I heard you --
Chris: I just told you.
I just told you!
Mateo: I heard you,
I heard you.
But, see, there's a few things
I want to say to you about you,
like how I've never trusted
you since the first time
you came to this town.
Kendall: Come on, six-pack.
You going to get the picture?
You're no fun.
Who's the woman?
[Kendall gives Ryan back the picture]
Ryan: My mother.
Kendall: Well, duh.
If it's important, why don't
you put it in your wallet
or someplace safe?
Ryan: I just got it,
all right?
It was in the box of stuff
they sent from the nursing home.
Now, will you just please get
the hell out of my face?
Kendall: By the way,
I heard you and Chris Stamp
yelling at each other
in your room a few minutes ago.
Those walls are like paper.
Ryan: And you have nothing
better to do than eavesdrop?
Kendall: I get my laughs
where I can take them.
So, did Chris ever fess up?
Ryan: I don't even want
to know what you're talking
about now.
Kendall: I heard you ask him
if he ever knew your mother.
Did he?
Ryan: Now's the time when
you start minding your own
business.
Kendall: I'll take that
as a yes, which brings us
to our next question, the one
you are so trying not to ask.
Did your mother ever have
a thing with Chris Stamp?
Anna: You should knock
louder.
She didn't answer the first
time, so knock louder.
Vanessa: It's you.
No. Go away, please.
Oh --
David: Wait a minute --
Anna and David: Vanessa --
Vanessa: I don't want
you here.
David: What's going on?
Vanessa: Please leave!
David: Why is this chair like
this?
Vanessa: I -- I --
David: And why do you look
like you went several rounds
with a truck?
Vanessa: David --
Larry was here, David, and he --
David: He what?
Vanessa: Well, I told him
that we had to end it, you know,
because of all the terrible
things that you and Leo had
said, and he got so mad.
I mean, he was frightening.
He was so scary, David.
David: All right,
Vanessa, calm down.
What did he do?
Vanessa: Well, I was
so afraid.
I mean, you have no idea how
frightening he could be.
He --
David: All right, just tell
me what he did, Mother.
Vanessa: He grabbed me.
He grabbed me and then he hit
me, David.
I tried to get away from him,
but you know he was -- he was
so strong.
And then -- I don't know --
I fell.
My God, I'm afraid I'm
bleeding -- bleeding,
too, David.
I mean, and when I fell,
he -- he ran.
I don't know.
David: All right,
what, what -- he took off?
He took off?
Vanessa: Yes.
God, I never meant for any
of this to happen, David.
No, really.
You know what?
I was looking for a little
affection.
Oh, Lord, Palmer can be so cold
sometimes, and I don't tell
you boys because I don't want
to impose, but, oh,
David, you both know -- I can't
live without love, David.
And no for God's -- now Larry
hates me just like everyone
else.
Palmer: Thanks for listening,
Opal.
Opal: Oh, mercy.
You don't have to thank me
for something like that.
I am glad, though, that you're
thinking a little more clearly
about certain things.
Palmer: So am I.
I'm sorry to interrupt
you and your friend.
Good night, Opal.
Opal: I'm so sorry.
Hank: That's all right.
Opal: Now, you were about
to tell me something.
Hank: Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of broke the mood there
a little bit, didn't we?
Opal, I --
this all seemed so much simpler
this morning when I was talking
to myself in the mirror.
Opal: Well, what?
What is it?
Go on.
You can say anything.
Or sing it.
I mean, you got a voice that
could melt rocks.
Hank: All right, I'll just
say it.
Opal, I think I'm falling
in love with you.
Mateo: Ok, here's my problem.
Chris: Look at that.
Mateo: First you're
a handyman.
Then you're a chauffeur, right?
Chris: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Then you're
my bartender, but that's just
a cover because you're really
a FED, you're a narcotics agent,
but you're not doing a damn
thing about the drug problem
in Pine Valley.
Then I turn around and you're
a lawyer.
You're defending Erica Kane
in her murder trial.
What's up with that, huh?
Do you realize -- do
you understand now why I'm
so confused?
Chris: Yes, yes,
I understand why you're
so confused.
Do you understand why I don't
care?
[Chris laughs]
Mateo: What's the real story?
Chris: Oh, come on,
Mateo, I don't want to get
into that right now.
Mateo: This is a good time
to get into it.
Chris: Mateo, just leave me
alone.
Mateo: I'm not leaving
you alone until you give me some
answers.
Chris: Leave me alone.
Mateo: Or what?
Chris: Leave me alone.
Mateo: What are you going
to do, huh?
Huh?
You going to show me who
you really are?
Chris: Mateo,
Mateo, I like you.
You don't ever want to know.
Believe me.
Ryan: Do you ever take
your mind out of the gutter,
ever?
Kendall: Sounds like I hit
a nerve.
Did you just find out?
Ryan: This is my mother that
you're trashing here.
Kendall: I'm not
trashing her.
I'm just saying --
Ryan: Nothing happened
between Stamp and my mother.
Nothing.
Kendall: Can you say
"denial"?
Ryan: Can you say "shut
the hell up"?
What is with you?
What, do you get off on thinking
other people are as warped
as you are?
Kendall: No, Sunshine,
you've got the corner on that.
Ryan: Yeah, well, at least
I'm not against the whole world.
Kendall: No, just breathing
humans.
Ryan: No, just idiots like
Chris Stamp and Adam Chandler,
who think they can do whatever
they want to whoever they want.
Kendall: Add Erica to that
list.
But this time she's not going
to come out on top.
Ryan: Wait a minute.
But you will?
Please.
Kendall: I'm going to play
this game her way.
I'm going to pull an Erica Kane
on her.
Ryan: You're going to be like
Erica Kane?
Yeah, like in what universe?
Kendall: I'm her daughter,
aren't I?
Ryan: This is so totally
pathetic.
Kendall: Watch me in court.
Ryan: Oh, so that's
your trump card?
Putting her in jail -- that's
going to make you two even?
Kendall: Erica behind bars is
not going to be a pretty sight.
Ryan: Erica behind bars
for the rest of her life is
worth, like, what, 10 of you?
Kendall: Shut up!
Ryan: You're never going
to be half of what she is.
Kendall: Just shut --
shut up!
Ryan: And you know why?
Because you don't have the guts.
Kendall: Shut up.
David: I'm not going to let
this moron get away with this.
Vanessa: David, where are
you going?
David: I'm going to enlighten
Larry.
Vanessa: No, you mustn't go.
Please, don't.
David: Why?
I'm not afraid of him.
Vanessa: Well, I am!
Darling, besides that, he's long
gone.
You'll never catch up with him.
David, I'm bleeding, Darling.
I need you to look at me
because I'm afraid I'm going
to need stitches.
David: All right, all right.
Look, just sit down
for a second.
Let me take a look at this.
Vanessa: Oh, God.
Oh, God, I never -- I never
should've laid eyes on Larry.
For Pete's sake -- oh, God.
You know, just one more skeleton
in poor mother's closet, huh?
David: It's a superficial
wound.
You're not going to need
stitches, but you really should
have it cleaned with
a disinfectant.
Vanessa: David --
David, thank you.
Thank you for caring at all.
I know you and Leo tried to tell
me what a monster he could be,
and I wouldn't listen,
naturally.
My God, I paid the price,
haven't I?
Is there any redemption?
Please, just you and Leo,
please stop attacking me,
would you, Darling?
David: I wasn't
attacking you.
Vanessa: I'm truly undone
by this, David.
I am just truly --
I need --
I need time to heal, Darling.
[Palmer walks in]
Palmer: Anna, David, what are
you doing here?
[Palmer starts to open up the closet where Larry's body is hidden]
Vanessa: Palmer, no!
Dixie: I was trying to do
what was best for all of us.
This is going to be very
painful, so I thought it might
be good to avoid a long,
drawn-out thing in court.
Tad: What, so you thought I'd
be grateful when you just got
off the plane and announced,
"surprise, our marriage is
over"?
Dixie: That's not what
I meant to do.
Tad: Would that make it
easier for you, J.R.?
J.R.: Hey, I'm not
in this, ok?
Dixie: Look, you're just
taking this the wrong way.
Tad: Dixie, there's only one
way to take it.
You went behind my back
and arranged to destroy
our marriage while you're
getting a tan.
Dixie: That is not -- I was
trying to make things easier.
Tad: I got a news flash
for you -- there's no "easier"
involved in this, all right?
This is going to be years
of our life together just
washing down the drain.
Dixie: I know that.
Tad: So stop treating me like
I don't exist.
Dixie: I'm not.
Tad: Yes, you are.
I don't want this divorce.
Dixie: Well, I do.
Tad: That's right.
Yeah, that's right. Ok, fine.
You get what you want.
I made a stupid mistake.
Now I'm going to pay for it.
I got that much.
Dixie: So am I.
You think you're the only one
that hates this?
You think I don't know what I'm losing?
Tad: I'm not sure.
You're the one that's not
willing to fight.
Dixie: I can't anymore.
Tad: Ok, right.
Ok, so, fine.
I understand.
You are going on to a bigger
and better life without me.
Dixie: I never said that.
Tad: But that's not enough
for you.
Dixie: This is exactly what
I wanted to avoid!
Tad: I got news for you --
there is no avoiding
anything, ok?
This is not going to be quick.
It's not going to be simple.
It's not something we can tie up
with a nice, big, pink bow.
It's going to be painful
for all of us.
J.R.: Look, guys,
I got to go.
Dixie: I'm so sorry.
J.R.: No.
No, I'm fine, Mom.
Really, I am.
Do whatever you got to do, ok?
Dixie: I was going
to tell you.
You have to know that.
I was going to talk to you.
I just --
J.R.: Whatever.
Life goes on, right?
Dixie: Are you sure
you're ok?
J.R.: Totally.
Um -- I've -- I'm late.
I got to meet up with some
friends of mine.
Take it easy, man.
Dixie: How could you do that?
How could you say all that stuff
in front of him?
Tad: No, no, no --
Dixie: I was going
to tell him.
Tad: You're not going to make
me out to be the bad guy
here, ok?
I have done a lot of stupid
things lately, but this is
all you.
Dixie: I had every right
to say this -- to handle this
the way that I wanted
to handle it.
You may like all this screaming
and shouting, but I don't.
Tad: Our marriage deserves
a little screaming and shouting.
It certainly deserves a lot more
than you getting off of some
plane with a decree,
a rosy glow, and a T-shirt.
Our life together means
something -- or at least it did
to me.
Dixie: It meant something
to me, too.
It still does.
Tad: All right, then, fine.
You are not going to fly off
by yourself and just end it.
We got married together,
damn it.
We're going to get divorced
together, too.
Palmer: Why are you
screeching at me like that?
What the hell's going on?
Vanessa: Palmer, Darling.
You know what?
I want you to leave.
Palmer: Leave?
I just got home.
Vanessa: But I am talking
to David and Anna right now.
Palmer: Well, I don't know
why that should -- it's cold out
there and it's very late.
Vanessa: All right,
I don't suppose there's any harm
telling you.
We are planning a party.
Palmer: Well, no reason
for me to go, you know.
I mean --
although, I -- as long
as you don't con me into trying
to be there.
Vanessa: All right.
Palmer: And I've never
pictured you as a party-planning
type, David.
David: I --
Vanessa: No, listen --
obviously -- obviously,
Palmer, you have to know
absolutely everything.
We are -- we're planning
a surprise party, Darling.
It's for you.
Or have you forgotten?
Your birthday's only a month
away.
Palmer: I know perfectly well
when my birthday is, thank you.
February 10.
And I detest surprises.
Vanessa: Well, fine,
fine, fine, then, Darling. It's not going to be a surprise
w that I've had to tell you,
is it?
Palmer: Well, I don't want
a party.
Vanessa: All right.
Darling, you don't have to have
a party if you don't want
a party.
I won't force you into it
at all.
Now, look, I'm so sorry
I dragged you down here
for absolutely nothing.
And you're both Darlings.
You are Darlings to offer
to help.
I appreciate it.
David: We're not through
here, Mother.
Vanessa: I know, Darling.
Thanks for helping me this
afternoon.
We'll talk later.
Good night, my Darlings.
Oh.
David: Well, here's the good
news -- Larry the missing link
is out of her life
Anna: Yes, she did say that,
didn't she?
David: I didn't realize that
she was in such bad shape.
I mean, all the crying, the mood
swings, that weirdness
with Palmer.
Anna: That was interesting,
wasn't it?
David: It was psychotic.
I better talk to Palmer about
this.
She needs to get some
professional help.
Anna: I don't think a shrink
is going to change any
of the behavior you saw tonight.
David: Something better.
She's totally losing it.
Anna: Actually, I disagree.
I think that woman is completely
in control of everything
she does, everything she says.
Hank: I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to just,
like, drop that on you,
but -- I realize it's a little
fast.
Opal: Yeah, it is a little.
Hank: The thing is,
there's a reason for it being
so fast.
Actually, what happened was
somehow word got back
to my manager that I was singing
again, and he's got an offer
for me.
Opal: You mean a job,
like a singing job?
Hank: A tour.
A worldwide tour.
Opal: A tour around the --
Hank: Yeah.
Opal: Well that is just
about the best news I --
I mean, unless -- do you want
to do it?
Hank: Oh, sure.
Yeah, I do.
You know, the other night
I realized how much I missed
singing in front of an audience.
And, you know, like, the way it
felt to sing that song to you --
you know, the connection,
the -- the way that --
the communication that gets
involved between a singer and --
I just enjoy singing again.
And you did that.
You gave me something to sing
about, Opal.
Opal: Just about the nicest
thing anybody's ever said to me.
Hank: Well, I got a problem,
though, because I don't want
to leave you.
So I was wondering if you might
consider coming along with me.
Mateo: What don't I want
to know about you, hmm?
Chris: You know what?
You know what I want to know?
What -- what's it like?
Mateo: What are you talking about?
Chris: What --
what's it like, huh?
What's it like to be a father?
Mateo: I'm not talking
to you about my sons.
Chris: Oh, no.
No, hey, no.
Mateo: What's wrong
with you, huh?
Chris: What's it like --
Mateo: Why are you drunk?
Huh?
You bummed out because you're
losing the case?
Is that it?
Or is it Proteus?
Chris: She should've told me.
She couldn't tell me.
Mateo: Told you what?
Chris: She could've told me
about the boy.
Ryan: You know, I don't know
if Erica's guilty or if she's
innocent or, you know,
what happened there, but I know
that she's had plenty of bad
breaks in her lifetime.
Kendall: Yeah, well,
she screwed a lot of people
to get where she is.
Ryan: Oh, so, like,
what, your tombstone's going
to read, "I screwed her back"?
That's it for you?
Kendall: And what is yours
going to read?
"I got screwed but I didn't even
try to fight them"?
Ryan: Yeah, we're not talking
about me, Darling.
Kendall: Sure, we are.
We're talking about the way
you roll over and play dead
and then let people like Adam
Chandler and Chris Stamp use
you for a welcome mat.
Ryan: Yeah, I don't play
dead.
Kendall: Oh, right.
I just saw you toss that tire
iron at nothing.
That's very effective.
I'm sure you got Stamp right
where he lives.
Ryan: Shut up about Stamp,
all right?
Kendall: Hey, six-pack,
I'm on your side.
Way to go!
But whatever you do,
don't fight.
Because you just might win,
and then you might have to have
a life.
Ryan: I don't know what
you're talking about.
Kendall: I'm talking about
you -- poor, angry Ryan
just loves being mad.
It's much easier than actually
trying to do something, right?
Ryan: You know what?
You go to hell.
Kendall: You're every loser
I've ever met, Lavery.
You're not even special.
I may be vindictive,
but at least I'm not a coward.
David: I don't get this.
How can you tell me that Vanessa
is in control?
You were the one that was just
telling me a little while ago
that she was cracking.
Anna: I know, I know.
David: Well, then,
what changed your mind?
Anna: Because I saw
her in action.
David: Ok, yeah, and she was
crazy.
Anna: Or Chris Stamp is right
and, David, this is all an act.
David: No, no, no, no, no.
It doesn't -- that doesn't make
sense.
Anna: But you had to look
at what she was doing.
David: Anna, I couldn't help
but look at what she was doing.
Anna: Well, what were
you seeing?
She was going a mile a minute,
trying to do anything she could
to keep the focus on herself.
Now, that's control.
It just doesn't appear to be
that because she's so flaky.
It's a very slick trick.
David: So you think that this
whole meltdown was just part
of one big master plan?
Is that it?
Anna: What I'm saying is that
a good con always controls
the focus and the situation.
And Vanessa was doing
a brilliant job with us.
Brilliant.
And then when Palmer came in --
David: That was -- that was
just bizarre.
Anna: Maybe.
But look at what she did.
She was so full of emotion,
you know?
She was on the verge
of hysteria.
Then, all of a sudden,
hysteria was gone.
It was like someone switched off
a faucet.
Her mood, her -- definitely
her story, her whole act did
a 180.
Right?
David: So you think this
whole thing was an act?
Anna: I think it's a damn
good one.
David: But why?
Anna: I don't know.
I don't know.
But if I'm right -- and I think
I am -- there is something
behind this.
And I think it's something major
because a good con never lets
herself get in a situation like
that unless it's for a reason.
She is into something, David.
She's so pulling a number
on someone.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
[David dials the phone]
David: Yeah, it's me.
We need to talk tonight.
It's about Vanessa.
Vanessa: Palmer, why don't
we just go to bed early tonight,
Darling.
Palmer: Well, I'm -- I'm
not --
I'm restless.
I just don't want to sleep.
Vanessa: Well, sleep wasn't
exactly what I had in mind.
Baby, I've been lonely.
Palmer: Vanessa, you've been
acting very strangely.
You've been up to something.
Vanessa: Of course I am,
Darling.
I want a cozy night
with my gorgeous husband.
Palmer, you know how I am when
I get in the mood, don't you,
Darling?
Palmer: No, Darling.
I'm really -- I'm really feeling
restless.
Anyway, I want to go see Erica.
Now, you just go to bed
if you want to and don't wait up for me.
[Palmer leaves]
Vanessa: Oh, thank God.
I am certainly not up
for a conjugal romp in the hay.
So, on to plan B.
Find someone to remove
the remains.
[Palmer returns when Vanessa is in the other room]
Palmer: That woman distracted
me so, I forgot my scarf.
Opal: I never --
I never thought in a million
years that --
well, I'm so happy for you.
I mean, I'm so happy that
you want to sing again
because you really have a gift
and you ought to be sharing it.
But, Hank, I --
I can't just pick up and
run around the world with you.
Hank: Why not?
Opal: Well, I guess
because Pine Valley is my home
and it's my son's home.
Hank: Well, then, I won't go
on the tour.
I'll stay here.
I mean, there's plenty of places
I can sing around here.
Philly's not that far away.
Opal: Hank -- Hank,
please, stop.
Hank: You don't feel the same
way about us that I do.
Opal: No, it isn't that.
Hank: Well, what is it?
Let me guess --
I have a suspicion that you've
got some unfinished business
with your ex-husband.
Opal: I don't know what
to say.
Hank: I think he was a fool
to ever let you go.
Opal: How --
how is it you do this to me?
Mateo: What boy are
you talking about?
[Chris leaves SOS]
Simone: What was that all
about?
Mateo: Damned if I know.
I mean, you heard it.
I asked him some things,
and he just went on
and on and started talking about
some boy.
Simone: What boy?
Mateo: I don't have a clue.
But when I look at him,
I don't see -- I don't see
Proteus at all.
I see somebody who's hurting
real bad.
Kendall: Well, Ryan,
as always nice chatting
with you.
I always come away feeling
so much better about myself.
Whatever else I may be, at least
I'm not you.
Ryan: I'm no coward.
[Ryan starts to leave on his motorcycle but is startled by a fast approaching car]
[Car tires squeal]
Ryan: Hey, hey -- slow down!
[Ryan is knocked off his motorcycle]
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Mia: I hope your wish was
extravagantly appropriate.
Anna: We've never -- never
all done something together.
David: We could, you know --
Leo: Hang out?
David: Would it kill us?
Vanessa: Palmer, I've done
a terrible, terrible thing.