Adam: No.
Arlene: Good morning,
handsome.
Adam: Good morning.
Arlene: Oh.
You cannot be serious.
Adam: What?
Arlene: You can't possibly
have a shy bone in your body
after last night.
You just can't.
Adam: Um -- I have to take
a shower.
Arlene: Want some company?
Adam: No. No, no.
I have things to do.
Arlene: Don't tell me that --
oh, come on.
Admit that you had a good time
last night.
You don't regret it, do you?
Adam: Well, I will
say this -- I can assume
your old boss died with a smile
on his face.
Arlene: Coming from you,
that's a rave.
You know, I know a lot more that
I could show you.
Adam: The mind spins.
Arlene: Everything spins.
I'm pretty good at the
Kamasutra.
Adam: No argument there.
David: Off to work I go.
Erica: Let's be bad.
David: I would love to,
but I can't.
Erica: David,
take the morning off.
I know you don't have any
surgery scheduled.
David: Hey, just because I'm
not in the OR. Doesn't mean
that I'm free.
I'm the only one running
the Andrassy Foundation these
days.
I have patients, consultations.
Erica: And me in bed.
So where's the dilemma?
David: Don't you have
a company to run, you insatiable
woman?
Erica: Yes.
Any other questions?
Erica: Oh!
Leo: What's shaking, kids?
Dimitri: Yes.
Adrian: Yeah, it's Adrian.
Can you hear me ok?
Is it safe?
Dimitri: Yeah.
Yeah, Edmund set the phone
to vibrate, so don't worry about
it ringing and giving me away.
Did -- how did it go last night?
Adrian: Oh, ok.
I wasn't able to hack
into charlotte's private
account.
She's got it locked up like
a vise.
Dimitri: Yeah, well,
with her, what else is new?
Adrian: Well, listen, I need
something.
I need something to make
her think I know actually more
than I do.
Dimitri: With what I know
about her organization, it isn't
enough for her to believe you'd
want to jump over to her side.
Adrian: Listen, what was
the name of that goon you saw
charlotte with at Wildwind?
Dimitri: Um -- Quinn,
from Bryn Wydd.
His first name is Jeremiah.
Adrian: All right.
Jeremiah Quinn.
Thanks.
That could be helpful.
I'll talk to you soon.
Tina: Who is Jeremiah Quinn?
Adrian: Tina, how long have
you been standing there?
Tina: Like two seconds.
What is your problem?
Adrian: I'm sorry.
I thought I was alone.
Quinn is just some guy,
some computer geek that I needed
to call to help me out with some
things here.
Listen,
about last night, I --
I really didn't mean for that
to happen.
Really.
It wasn't my intentions at all.
Tina: Well, you said it was
an emergency.
Adrian: Yeah, it was.
It still is.
Tina: Is that all you're
going to tell me?
Adrian: Someone hacked
into the Incredible Dreams web site.
It's totally crashed.
I've been up all night,
as you can see, trying
to retrieve files.
Adrian: Can you show me how
to say "I'm sorry"?
Tina: You're doing pretty
good on your own.
Adrian: I mean in sign.
Adrian: How's that?
Tina: That's pretty good.
I know a better way, though.
Charlotte's voice: Anna,
darling.
Forget about the past.
Just do as I say and everything
will be all right.
First, you mustn't listen
to Edmund.
He cannot be trusted,
and he doesn't know what's best
for you.
I am the only one that you can
count on.
Dimitri: Alex.
My love.
Edmund: I love you, Alex.
Be careful.
Alex: Oh, Edmund.
Dimitri!
Please!
Charlotte: They are not
there.
Look at me.
Look at me.
They are meaningless.
They're trying to weaken
you with ideas of romance
and love, but your mission is
greater.
I know your potential,
and I will reawaken you, Anna.
Alex: I don't understand.
Charlotte: Just do what I say
and it will all come out.
Just do as I say and it will all
come clear.
Go to the hospital today
and wait for me and say nothing
of this to Edmund, nothing.
This is the time for
you to utilize your training.
This is the time for you to get
on with your life.
Alex: No, don't say that!
No!
Don't say that!
Edmund: Alex --
Alex: No!
Edmund: Alex, wake up.
Alex: Oh!
Edmund: It's ok. It's ok.
You're safe.
It's me. It's ok.
Leo: Oh, do you guys not eat
in bed?
It won't happen again.
David: What are you doing,
Leo?
Don't be a jackass and say
"eating my breakfast."
Leo: No, I just had a few
questions to ask Erica,
and since she likes to sleep
in, I --
Erica: I do not sleep in.
Leo: Or whatever.
But regarding this --
this test you gave me about
career choices --
David: What test?
Erica: Oh. Leo needs a little
direction, so I just gave him
a questionnaire to help him
narrow down some choices.
Leo: Yeah, very thoughtful,
but it -- you see, it's not
working.
I mean, look at number 18.
"Do you like to do things
with your hands?"
I mean, really.
I mean, what things exactly?
David: Well, they don't
exactly mean adding another
notch to your belt, Leo.
Leo: They don't?
David: They mean manual
labor.
Leo: Like laying bricks.
Erica: Leo, if you're not
going to take it seriously,
then it's not going to help you.
Leo: I am taking this very
seriously, Erica.
I am a -- a pit bull
for employment, but the problem
is, is I'm not -- I'm not
employable.
David: Well, would you like
me to speak with personnel
at the hospital?
Leo: Oh, David.
Are you serious?
I mean, you could actually get
me a job as an orderly
at the hospital?
Bedpans are my specialty.
It's always been a dream
of mine.
David: Do you realize how
this looks, Leo?
Sponging off of Erica?
Do you want to be just like
Vanessa?
Leo: Don't compare me to her.
David: Stop giving me
reasons to.
Erica: David, Leo just needs
a little time.
David: Look, how much longer
are you going to blame me
for what Vanessa did to you?
Leo: No, you got this
backwards, big brother,
because I used to like
our mother.
I never liked you.
I need some coffee.
Later.
Erica: No, David, please.
Don't even say it.
David: You realize you're
enabling him, don't you?
Erica: Do you realize that
he's lost --
[David sighs]
Erica: And that he needs both
of us, David?
David: I got to go to work.
David: Don't turn my brother
into your charity project,
Erica.
You'll only be disappointed
in the end.
Hayley: Ok!
You can put me down now!
Ah!
Adrian: Congratulations.
Hayley: Help me.
Adrian: Welcome back.
Hayley: Oh, thank you.
Tina: Hi.
Hayley: You guys, this man is
obsessed with carrying me over
thresholds.
Mateo: That makes eight.
Hayley: That makes,
like, a dozen.
And -- my elves.
Adrian: Yeah, well --
Hayley: What you did
for our bedroom on our wedding
night was awesome.
Tina: We cornered the market
on flowers.
Hayley: You sure did,
and that quilt is a work of art.
Adrian: All Tina's creation.
Mateo: Uh-huh.
Hayley: So?
Mateo: So, anything happen
while we were gone?
Hayley: Oh, come on, Tina.
Just level with me.
Is Arlene making the talk show
rounds or what?
Tina: No, no.
Actually, everything is quiet
on the Chandler front.
Hayley: You mean Adam didn't
divorce her yet?
Tina: Not that I've heard.
Let's go get these guys some
coffee.
Come on.
Hayley: Thanks.
Tina: Mm-hmm.
Hayley: Oh.
Can we go back?
Let's go back.
Let's be on perpetual honeymoon.
Mateo: You know, we -- we can
have a honeymoon right here.
So how long before you have
to go to the lake for
your "Wave" party?
Hayley: I've got a few hours,
which gives me enough time
to get over to my father's.
Mateo: Ah, do you really want
to subject yourself to that
already?
Hayley: I'd just be
postponing the inevitable.
Mateo: You're right.
You think your mom's
reupholstered the sofas
to leopard yet?
Hayley: I still can't believe
he married her.
Mateo: I know.
Hayley: But I saw how
horrified he was by
her performance at our wedding,
so with any luck, he's sobered
up by now and thrown her out.
Mateo: Just don't set
yourself up for that fall.
Hayley: I know, I know.
Mateo: You know what I'm
saying?
Hayley: Look, even if by some
miracle she's still there --
and that's a big if -- she won't
last.
She can't last.
Listen, tell Tina and Adrian
I'll take a rain check
on the Joe.
Mateo: Hey, hey.
Why don't -- why don't you let
me come with you, you know?
Hayley: Oh, listen, I love
you for trying to fix this
for me.
I got to go by myself.
I have to.
Mateo: All right,
but if your mom's there,
don't mix it up with her --
Hayley: I won't --
Mateo: Because she --
Hayley: I -- I won't.
Mateo: Ok. All right.
Hey, um --
Adrian: Yeah, I can make it.
Yeah. Ok.
Tina: Where did they go?
Adrian: Listen, I got to fly.
Tina: Adrian?
Adrian: Tina, something's
come up, all right?
Tina: Oh -- well, wait.
Is it another emergency?
Adrian: I promise that we'll
catch up on this later,
all right?
Edmund: What was that dream
about?
Alex: I have to go
to the hospital.
Edmund: You were having
a nightmare, Alex.
Do you remember what it was
about?
Alex: No.
Edmund: Were you upset
because I left you alone after
you fell asleep?
I mean I'm sorry it wasn't real
romantic, but --
Alex: Don't be ridiculous.
There's more to life than
romance.
Edmund: Where'd that come
from?
Alex: I'm sorry.
I'm a bit of a grouch.
I woke up too quick.
And I'm late.
I hate it when I oversleep.
So many things to do today.
I just have to get on
with my day.
Edmund: What the hell's
going on?
Arlene: Hi, is this Henry's
Stationery?
Whatever.
Henry's Paperie.
Now, look, I want some --
this is Mrs. Adam Chandler.
Yeah.
I thought that might catch
your attention span, cutie.
Now, look, I want the whole nine
yards -- envelopes,
stationery, and -- oh,
oh, oh! -- And calling cards,
ok, with, you know, that raised
letter thing.
What's that -- yes!
Engraving, exactly.
And -- oh, oh -- and make it
classy, you know, with
pink paper and purple lettering.
What?
What, you got something caught
in your throat?
[Doorbell rings]
Arlene: Look, look, just deal
with it, all right?
And deliver it tonight and put
it on my husband's account.
Fine.
Arlene: Sweetie!
Hayley: Unreal.
Arlene: So are you back
from your honeymoon already?
Hayley: Where's Adam?
Arlene: Look, we gave Winnie
the night off because we wanted
a little privacy, but I can get
you some coffee.
Hayley: Where's my father?
Arlene: He's taking a shower.
Oh, sweetie, I am so glad
you are here.
I know that we can work
something out.
It's been such a long --
Hayley: Arlene, shut up.
I'm not buying.
Arlene: Well, you're not
buying what?
Hayley: Any of it.
You're no more my father's wife
than you are my mother.
So let's cut the BS. And save
the ozone, ok?
Alex: Good morning.
How have you been?
David: How have I been?
I'm doing fine, thank you.
Perhaps a little surprised
to see you, Alex.
It's been a while.
Alex: Yes, I know.
I have had a few personal
matters to take care of, but I'm
back now.
David: Welcome back.
In your absence, I was forced
to make a few decisions
without you.
Alex: Oh.
So there's no problem
with anything you've done?
David: I hired an assistant
for the foundation.
Alex: Excellent idea.
David: Don't you want to know
who it is?
Alex: Well, as long as it's
not Erica.
David: It's Dixie.
Alex: Oh.
Good choice.
David: Really?
Alex: Yeah.
Anything else I should know?
David: Well, perhaps I should
ask you the same question.
Alex: What do you mean?
David: Well, you seem
very different, Alex.
Alex: How so?
David: Are you on medication?
Alex: What?
David: Well, it's just that
you usually fight me on every
decision I make, and this
morning, you seem to be
downright transformed.
Alex: You think I'm using
drugs?
David: Ah, there she is.
There's the paranoid Alex Marick
I've come to know so well.
Alex: Well, I'm not going
to be here all day.
You know?
So if you want the office,
you can have it.
David: Easing back in, huh?
Alex: Yeah, my mother's
in town.
I have to see her.
Charlotte: Quinn, it's me.
I -- I gave Alexandra
the injection last night.
Yes, I think it is.
I told her to go to
the hospital, and the
housekeeper told me that she's
already there when I went
looking for her.
Now, Edmund isn't with her,
so I think that --
Charlotte: Mr. Sword,
what on earth are you doing
here?
Adrian: I came to see you.
Charlotte: This is
my daughter's bedroom.
I mean, you can't just walk --
Adrian: I do whatever I want
to do.
And right now, we need to talk.
Charlotte: Well, I'm sorry.
You can't just barge
into somebody's room --
Adrian: Cut the front,
Charlotte.
I know who you are
and why you're here.
I'm just here to make sure
you succeed.
Alex: Oh, yeah, David,
you paged me about Karen last
night, didn't you?
David: No, I didn't page you.
Alex: No?
David: No.
I saw Karen for her checkup
about two weeks ago.
She was fine and that was
the last I heard from her.
Alex: I don't understand it,
then.
Who sent the page?
Edmund took the message.
David: He did?
[Knock on door]
David: Yes?
Edmund: Hello, David.
David: Hello.
Edmund: Alex.
Alex: Edmund.
David: I don't know what
you've done with her,
Edmund, but Alex is a whole new
person.
Edmund: Excuse me?
David: Oh, come on.
Don't tell me you haven't
noticed.
She's completely chilled out.
Well, I have to make some
rounds, so I'll leave you two
alone.
Edmund: Well, you may be
chilled out here, but you ran
out of the house this morning.
Alex: I said I was coming
to the hospital.
I've got a lot of work to catch
up on, and I -- I really don't
have time for -- whatever
this is.
Edmund: Well, you've been
a little bit distant.
I was just wondering if
maybe you spent some time
alone with your mother,
what she might have said to turn
you against me like this.
Alex: Have you lost
your mind?
Charlotte: I'm sorry,
Mr. Sword.
I mean, I'm here on holiday,
to spend some time with
my daughter.
What do you mean, you know who
I am?
Adrian: Charlotte, I know who
you are, I know about
your organization, I even know
your right-hand man, Quinn.
Jeremiah Quinn.
Does that name ring a bell?
You see, you tried to recruit me
several years ago, but I passed
on that offer.
Charlotte: I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Adrian: Would it help
if I offered any information
about Anna Devane?
I see.
Now that I have your attention,
let's make sure we keep it that
way.
Charlotte: Well, let me ask
you this, why should I hire
anybody that is employed
by Edmund Grey?
Adrian: I'm using Edmund
to get closer to you
charlotte: Oh, I see.
Adrian: I was pretty sure who
you were, but now I'm certain.
And as for the rest, let's just
say I maintain a rather useful
identity.
Charlotte: Oh, who would
suspect?
You're a saloon keeper at night
with a very attractive young
girlfriend.
Tina Harding, isn't it?
Adrian: Tina makes
for a rather beautiful cover,
wouldn't you say?
I'm also involved in an Internet
startup company.
Keeps me a little closely wired
to the net.
Charlotte: Why should
I believe you?
Adrian: Why shouldn't you?
Charlotte: Well, as I recall,
you were not very interested
in the cause when you were
approached a few years ago.
Adrian: Life changes.
You should know that,
Madam Devane.
Charlotte: I have nothing
more to say to you.
Adrian: I understand you were
a huge fan of Pegasus.
Made the "I love you" virus look
like small potatoes,
wouldn't you say?
Charlotte: That was you?
Adrian: Are you ready to talk
partnership now?
Charlotte: No.
No, I'm not.
Not here and not now.
Adrian: Then when and where?
Charlotte: I'll decide.
I'll decide when you should
know.
Mateo: Ahem.
Ahem, ahem, ahem.
Hmm. Hmm.
So, you've been holding out
on me, huh?
Tina: What?
Mateo: "What?, What?"
Tina: What?
Mateo: I saw the arm
and Adrian, the look.
Things are different now, right?
Tina: Yeah.
Mateo: Yeah?
Tina: He's driving me crazy.
Mateo: Uh-huh.
Tina: Now more than ever.
Mateo: I knew it.
Tina: No, no, I mean it.
He's like the king of mixed
signals.
But I can't figure him out,
and this mysterious routine
of his is just wearing thin.
Mateo: Look, he's the quiet
type, you know what I'm saying?
He keeps things inside.
Excuse me.
Tina: But you don't do that.
Mateo: Yeah, right.
Tina: Ok, ok, but you know,
now is not the time for him
to do this.
So I'm trying to teach him.
[Mateo laughs]
Mateo: Good luck.
Tina: You know, enough about
that.
Tell me about your honeymoon.
Mateo: Oh.
Tina: Was it absolutely
fabulous?
Mateo: Everything
and anything I could ever hope
for.
It was amazing.
Tina: Oh.
Mateo: Then we get back here
and it's like we're right
in the thick of it again,
you know?
Tina: She'll be ok.
Mateo: Yeah, she just went
over to her Dad's house,
and I don't know what she's up
against there and -- I mean,
on the honeymoon, I was able
to keep her mind off of it,
if you know what I'm saying.
[Tina laughs]
Mateo: But I mean, as soon
as we got on the plane,
it's like "Dad and Arlene,"
you know?
Tina: Hayley is going to lean
on you, Mateo.
She's not going to try to go
through this alone.
Arlene: I know that your dad
and I caught you off guard,
but, sweetie --
Hayley: You crashed
my wedding drunk and waved
my father around like some big
fish you'd just caught.
I promised Mateo I wasn't going
to get into this with you,
and I'm not.
Go get my father.
I need to talk with him.
Arlene: Well, sweetie,
he's taking a shower.
He's -- well, he's a little sore
from last night, so he's
probably taking a little longer
one.
Hayley: Ugh!
You are about as deep
as a puddle, you know that?
Arlene: Hayley, you know,
I am still your mother,
and I know you're too old to be
disciplined, but your father
and I are now married,
and I want you to treat us
and our marriage with
respect, ok?
Hayley: Go to hell.
And stop calling what you're
doing in this house,
in your nightie, in my father's
bedroom a marriage.
Arlene: Oh, sweetie, I'm just
as married as you are.
In fact, last night, we didn't
even make it to the bedroom.
Hayley: Ew!
La-la!
I'm not listening to any more
of this!
Arlene: Oh, come on!
Too much information?
Deal with it, Hayley.
Hayley: Oh!
Arlene: This is your life.
And I'm not going anywhere.
Oh, honey, look who's come
to wish us well.
Adam: Hayley.
I thought you were still
in Jamaica.
Hayley: I had to get back
for work.
So did Mateo.
Adam: Oh.
Hayley: I would've thought
that you would've had
this thing with her annulled
by now.
Dad?
Adam: Hayley, I have
no intention of ending this
marriage.
Hayley: Can you tell me why,
Dad?
Please?
Adam: Why?
Arlene and I are suited to each
other.
It's as simple as that.
Hayley: No, no, it couldn't
be as simple as that.
Adam: No, no, we really
understand each other, Hayley.
Hayley: I don't believe you.
Adam: Listen to me.
Um, you and Liza were
wringing your hands over me
after what happened.
Hayley: Dad, Uncle Stuart
dying was not your --
Adam: No, please, let me
finish, let me finish.
During that time, everyone was
telling me what to do,
what to think, how to act.
Well, Arlene is the only one who
got through to me.
Hayley: Dad, listen to me.
Tell her to get out --
out of this room, this house,
our lives, ok?
Adam: I won't do that,
Hayley.
Hayley: Why?
Why?
You don't love her.
Adam: Love?
I'm not a teenager.
I didn't marry her for love.
Hayley: Then why did
you marry her at all?
Adam: You and Mateo have
a very young, a very romantic
relationship.
Well, I -- I didn't want that,
you see.
I'm very happy for you.
And if you can't be
happy for me,
then I suggest you don't come
here anymore.
I can understand your feeling
that way.
Hayley: No, I'm not feeling
any of this.
Adam: Well, then go back
to where you can.
Hayley: You're kicking
me out?
Adam: I -- you got me
in the middle of something.
Hayley: Yeah,
self-destruction.
Adam: Just go, Hayley.
Just go!
Live your own life.
[Door slams]
Arlene: Well, that wasn't
so bad.
She'll come around again.
You know, she always wanted
a mom and dad, and now she's
finally got one.
Adam: She's not coming back,
Arlene.
That was the plan, wasn't it?
Arlene: Adam, she's our kid.
Adam: I married you to keep
her away from me.
It's working.
Edmund: Alex, you got
to admit that there's been some
distance between us since
your mother hit town.
Alex: No, you changed
towards her.
Don't twist this around.
Edmund: Do you find
her sudden interest
in you surprising?
Alex: She's my mother.
Edmund: I know that,
but she hasn't been in your life
in any real fashion for years.
Alex: Are you deliberately
trying to hurt me?
Edmund: No.
Alex: She is trying
to reconnect with me.
And you feel threatened.
Edmund: No, I'm not
threatened.
Alex: Yes, you're jealous
because I want to go away
to a spa for a few days
with my mother.
I mean, that is absurd.
Edmund: Alex, listen to me.
I love you.
You are a part of me.
We are a team.
You push me away, I feel it,
and I'm feeling it right now.
Trust us.
Trust me.
And your mother --
Alex: She wants what's best
for me.
Edmund: I'm not sure
I believe that anymore.
Alex: What do you have
against her?
And what has she done to you?
Hmm?
I have been starved
of a relationship with
her for years.
And now I have a chance,
and you're saying that I should
look the other way?
Edmund: Alex, do you believe
that Charlotte loves you?
Alex: Oh, how dare you.
Edmund: Just answer
the question.
Do you believe your mother loves
you?
Alex: Yes!
Edmund: I don't!
I don't believe that any mother
who loves her daughter would
leave her for years
in an institution.
Alex: She's trying to reach
out to me.
What am I supposed to do,
push her away?
Edmund: Yes, push her away
because it isn't safe.
You're not safe with
your mother.
Erica: Well, you think you're
pretty adorable, don't you?
Leo: No, just bored.
Erica: Well, this is
my bedroom, Leo.
You'll have to knock.
Leo: I flunked.
Erica: Just knock next time,
Leo, ok?
Leo: No, I mean that career
choice test you gave me.
I flunked it.
Erica: Well, Leo, you can't
flunk a questionnaire.
Leo: Yeah, well, I've always
been a pioneer.
Erica: Ok, look, give it
to me.
Let's do this together, ok?
Tell me your accomplishments,
Leo.
Tell me what excites you.
I mean, what inspires
you in a job, Leo, and so help
me, if you get vulgar,
I'm kicking you right out
of this house.
Leo: Hmm --
I can order a five-star meal
in five different languages.
I can recite the addresses
of the three best coffee shops
in Vienna and the names
of the maitre d's.
I'm on a first-name basis
with the chef of the best
restaurant in Portugal.
Erica: Well, that
and a dollar won't pay the rent.
Leo: What rent?
I live with you, Erica.
You're practically my
sister-in-law.
Erica: Speaking of David --
Leo: Oh, must we?
Erica: David loves his job,
and do you know why?
Leo: He's an idiot?
He's brilliant.
Erica: He's found what
he likes to do.
And he's really good at it.
And he sticks to it.
It's easy, Leo.
Can't you learn something
from this even though you're
so jealous?
Leo: Honey, I am so 50 miles
from being jealous of
your boyfriend it isn't even
funny.
He's a phony.
Erica: Leo.
Leo: He is.
He's a phony of the first order.
I would rather be shark food
than --
[Telephone rings]
Leo: Oh, let me, let me.
I'll just tell them that I'm
your new houseboy.
Now, there's a thought.
Erica: Just give me
the phone.
Leo?
Leo: Kane residence.
Leo speaking.
Barbara who?
Erica: Give it to me.
Barbara, hi, it's me.
Slow down, Barbara, please.
What?
Oh, my God.
What's wrong, Barbara?
Is it Bianca?
Erica: Well, yes,
Barbara, you did frighten me,
after all we've been through
with Bianca.
Barbara, Blanca's going to be
battling those demons for years.
I mean, the counselor said that
just is a given with anorexia.
Barbara, do you think there's
just a chance that you might be
overreacting?
Because she's a teenager,
that's why, Barbara.
Because everything is a drama
of epic proportions.
Barbara, stop right there,
please.
I really resent your calling
my daughter sullen,
and I certainly hope that you're
not saying that to her.
No, Barbara, if you have
a problem with Blanca's
attitude, then you need to talk
to Bianca about it.
You need to find out if there's
something behind it.
All right, look, just have
Bianca call me when she gets
home from school today.
Yes, that's all I have to say.
Fine, have Travis call me, too.
That's fine with me.
I'm happy to talk to --
Barbara, I'm hanging up now.
I am.
Yes, I am.
Watch me.
What?
Leo: Your daughter's all
right?
Erica: Yes.
Yes, my daughter's fine,
thank you very much.
Her stepmother, on the other
hand, leans to the hysterical.
Leo: You're good at it.
Erica: What?
Leo: Being a mother.
Erica: Thank you.
Leo: All the more reason
you deserve somebody better than
David.
Arlene: Well, I --
I'm not trying to make us
something that we're not.
Um --
if Hayley doesn't want
us to be a family,
I'm fine with what you
and I have.
Hey, what's with the power suit,
huh?
I thought you were retired.
Adam: I'm going down
to Chandler Enterprises.
Arlene: You're going to give
Liza hell.
Good for you!
Now, wait, I'll join you.
Adam: No!
I'm flying solo on this one.
Arlene: Oh, come on!
Wait! Wait!
Knock 'em dead!
[Door slams]
Mateo: You ok?
Hayley: I am now.
Mateo: Was your mom there?
Hayley: Oh, yes.
Mateo: Oh.
Hayley: The new Mrs. Chandler
answered the door in
her underwear, basically.
Mateo: Ugh.
So she's making herself right
at home, huh?
Hayley: Oh, she sure is.
Mateo: Yeah.
Hayley: She even told me some
disgustingly specific details
about married life with
my father.
Mateo: Ew.
Hayley: Oh, I know, I know.
Mateo: I'm sorry.
Hayley: I know.
You know, I truly believed that
this marriage was a sham,
but when Arlene answered
the door, I was, like --
Mateo: What'd your dad say?
Hayley: Nothing normal.
Anyway, I'll fill you
on everything later.
I got to get to the lake
for the "Wave" party.
Mateo: Ok.
Hayley: Thank you for being
here and for being perfect.
Mateo: It's what I do.
I love you.
Hayley: I love you, too.
[Mateo laughs]
Mateo: Hey, listen.
I'm -- I'm going to head out
for a little bit.
Can you -- watch the place?
Tina: Yeah, yeah, I got it
under control.
Mateo: Yeah?
Tina: Yeah, yeah,
take your time.
Mateo: Yeah. Lemons.
Tina: Thanks. Bye.
Mateo: Hey, hey,
listen, I'm going head out
for a little bit.
We'll talk later.
Adrian: Ok. Good.
Get out of here.
Adrian: Hey, Tina.
Tina: This is for you.
It's a book on sign language.
I'm still going to teach you one
on one, but this way when I'm
not around, you can look stuff
up and, you know --
Adrian: Yeah, thanks,
but I don't have time for this
right now.
About last night, it's better
that we got interrupted.
Tina: Why?
Wait, Adrian, where did you go
this morning?
Adrian: Look, Tina,
don't push me, ok?
This thing between you and me --
you made it up.
Tina: You're lying.
I was with you last night.
I know what I saw in your eyes.
Adrian: It was a lie.
Alex: Oh, Dimitri.
My love.
Oh.
Dimitri: It can never be.
It just can't.
Alex: Are you telling me my mother can't be trusted?
Edmund: Alex, I know this is
upsetting.
Alex: That's an
understatement.
Edmund: Charlotte is
dangerous.
Alex: You're insane.
Edmund: Just listen to me,
damn it!
Alex: No, you listen to me!
I love my mother, and I trust
her, and I'm going to spend time
with her, and if you can't
handle that, then --
Alex: I've got to get
to the lab.
Alex: I just --
I just want to get on
with my life.
