Dixie: You know, I forget,
is in-line skating an Olympic
event?
Because if it is, we should
definitely go for the gold.
Especially you, honey.
I mean, you were the star
of Central Park today.
Absolutely incredible.
I mean, I knew you were limber,
but I had no idea that you were
Thaddeus the human pretzel.
[Tad moans]
Dixie: I mean, that panic stop
with the lady and the Pekinese,
that was positively
gravity-defying.
You must be thirsty.
You want some water?
Have some water.
Here you go.
[Tad groans]
Dixie: Oh, my goodness.
I mean, I knew that you had,
like, physical control,
but that kind of physical
control is absolutely amazing
to me.
I mean, like your head was like
up over -- no, down here,
and your arms were over here,
and then your legs were like
twisted around in this kind
of like corkscrew thing.
It was incredible!
[Tad moans and groans]
Dixie: You never cease to amaze me.
Life with you is never going
to be boring.
I love you so much.
I'm going to take a shower.
Tad: I'm not going to spoil
this honeymoon.
I'm not going to spoil this
honeymoon.
I'm not going to spoil this --
Dixie: Tad?
Would you like to go
for the gold in another event?
Tad: Coming, honey.
Jake: How's this?
Gillian: Ok.
Jake: Just ok?
Gillian: Here is wonderful.
Jake: All right. Good.
Gillian: Thank you for asking
me to have supper with
you, Jake.
Jake: Well, I felt that
you were in grave need
of my attention.
Gillian: Oh, you did?
Jake: Yeah, I did.
See, I have more of a hostic
approach to medicine than most
doctors.
Sadness, it's well established,
lowers your body's immune
response to disease.
Gillian: Really?
Jake: Really.
So think of this as preventive
medicine.
My job is to cheer you up
so you stay healthy.
Gillian: Huh. I see.
So you're saying that I can make
myself sick from wanting Ryan
even though I can't have him.
Adam: Where's Colby?
Liza: She's sleeping.
Why did you want
to see Ryan?
Why is he the man you needed
to see?
Adam: Because I'm
in his debt.
With all the help you gave
Hayley --
Ryan: Oh.
Hey, Hayley's my best friend.
Believe me, she's done a whole
lot more for me.
Adam: You helped her through
a very difficult time,
with the restaurant --
Ryan: Nightclub.
Adam: Yeah, nightclub.
Well, you've been invaluable,
and with Mateo otherwise
engaged --
Ryan: Right.
Well, I guess I better get back
to work.
[Colby fusses]
Adam: If Liza and I can do
anything to help you out --
perhaps bring some people?
Liza: I'm sorry.
I thought I heard her.
It was good seeing you.
Would you tell me what happens
with the loft?
Ryan: I will.
Thank you again.
Thank you.
Adam: Ryan, wait a minute --
Ryan: Oh, if you want
to bring people to the club,
just call and make a
reservation.
Adam: Oh, yes, ok.
We'll do that.
Why don't you come in
and sit down?
Ryan: Uh, why?
Adam: I need your help.
Ryan: With what?
Ryan: Ridding our town
of David Hayward.
Dimitri: Eddie, Eddie,
where do you get your
information?
Edmund: Read your history
books.
Read -- all right, we're talking
major, major military blunders.
Dimitri: Yes.
Edmund: The granddaddy of all
time -- Armstrong Custer.
Hey, he was so cocky, he didn't
wait for reinforcements.
Dimitri: The Turkish invasion
of Hungary in 1562,
100,000 strong, led by Suleiman
the Magnificent.
That's right, kids,
Suleiman, so magnificently sure
of a victory that he allowed
his troops a good night's sleep
before they crossed the Danube.
Well, in the middle
of the night, 2,000 Hungarian
patriots breached his lines
and set fire to his arsenal.
All the while Suleiman was
asleep, getting his beauty rest!
Edmund: Yeah, but the Turks
did conquer Hungary
in the 1500s.
Dimitri: Yes, Eddie --
Edmund: Sorry, Custer beats
Suleiman.
Dimitri: Oh, 100,000 buggered
by 2,000, now that's a blender.
Edmund: Blunder.
Mateo -- major historical
blunder.
Mateo: Major historical
blunder?
All right.
Guy sets up the perfect
anniversary surprise
for his wife.
Sends wife screaming and yelling
in tears out of the house.
How's that?
Oh, yeah, me, blunder kid.
That's right.
What, you don't think that's
a blunder?
Ask Hayley.
Woman: Service.
We're ready to begin now.
Before we begin with tonight's
topic of gratitude, is there
anyone here tonight who is close
to a drink?
Or has a topic that
he or she needs to address
to stay sober?
Hayley: Thank you.
My name is Hayley and I'm
an alcoholic. ] In a 12 week study,
Hayley: I don't really feel
that I'm all that close
to actually picking up,
but I figure that if I'm not
moving away from a drink that
I must be moving closer to one.
I've been in these rooms long
enough to recognize the signs
of stinking thinking that --
coupled with my sponsor
constantly pointing them out
to me.
But she's right, you know.
Gratitude -- I have so much
to be grateful for.
I'm in a wonderful relationship.
My husband loves me
and I love him.
But things are very complicated
right now with his,
um, his other wife --
his first -- his -- his former
wife and their son, and I'm very
confused.
You know, we learn to do
the next right thing, you know,
and the next right thing stinks.
I've been doing the next right
thing for months, and all that
happens is the next wrong thing.
You know, I hate when people get
up here and tell you about how
rotten their lives are.
But today is my anniversary.
It's not my AA Anniversary.
Today is my two-year wedding
anniversary,
and I'm not married.
I don't know why I feel
this bad.
Because my husband, who is not
my husband, made this really
romantic thing for me.
And got upset and I started
crying.
And then he got upset
and I tried to make him feel
better.
And then I got really furious
because everything got
so screwed up.
And I know what would make me
feel better -- a nice pint
of vodka right here, you know,
and I wouldn't have to worry
about Raquel or Max.
I wouldn't have to feel anything
at all.
And everything would be ok.
But I know in these meetings --
I've learned in these meetings
that there's nothing -- that
there's no problem that drinking
can't make worse.
So --
I realize that all of this is
a growth experience
to my recovery.
I'm just --
I'm just really tired
of growing.
Mateo: Dimitri?
Yeah? Ok.
See, I screwed up from
the beginning by not telling
Hayley about Raquel.
And I can't seem to get
from behind the eight ball ever
since.
Edmund: All right,
listen -- wasn't the therapist
definite about you and Hayley
should hold off for a while,
it'd be better for Max
if you didn't have your own baby
for a while?
Mateo: Right.
Scott: If I know Hayley,
I'm sure she understands.
Mateo: Yeah. Oh, yeah, she understands.
She understands that anything
she wants that's perfectly
reasonable, there's a perfectly
reasonable reason why she can't
have it because of Raquel
and Max.
Now, anything I say or do
doesn't work!
I just keep on doing
the wrong thing.
I brought the forest
into my living room and it
didn't work.
Edmund: Dimitri, I think it's
time you told Mateo your theory
of man-woman relations.
Dimitri: Yes.
Yes, I do believe it is just
about that time, yes.
Scott: You can explain
the man-woman thing?
Dimitri: My boy, I can
explain just about everything
that needs explaining.
Edmund: And some things
that don't.
Dimitri: Oh.
It is simple.
Women know something that
they aren't telling us.
Scott: Duh.
Dimitri: Don't do that.
Duh? Duh?
Does duh sound like an open mind
to you?
Mateo: Women know something
that they're not telling us.
Mateo: Hold that thought, ok?
Edmund: Suleiman
the Magnificent?
Dimitri: Major blunder.
Mateo: Welcome to S.O.S.
Can I help you?
How about this?
Vanessa: Sure. Thank you.
Mateo: What can I get you?
Vanessa: Double scotch,
minimal ice.
Mateo: Oh, yeah, what brand?
Vanessa: I'm sure your house
brand will do fine.
Mateo: Ok.
Lisa, a house brand
for the lady, on the house.
Mateo: [Back to the men]
All right, so women know
something they're not telling
us, right?
Dimitri: Well, they know that
we are emotionally challenged.
They know that we're incompetent
at interpersonal relationships.
And they know that we're not
going to get any better at it.
Mateo: And this helps me,
right?
Dimitri: Come on,
think about it.
If they know it,
why do they act so surprised
when we screw up in
the relationship, even though
they know we're doomed to do it?
Mateo: Why?
Dimitri: They want
the upper bunk.
Scott: Well, that says more
about you than it does about
the women, doesn't it?
Dimitri: Whoa, but I am
happy.
Now, can you say the same, hmm?
See, once you realize you're
doomed to live up to
their expectations, you can
relax and watch the passing
show.
Scott: I can't believe it's
that hopeless, though.
Dimitri: Well, you're young
and I'm sick.
Scott: Men and women have
always been able to come to some
sort of an agreement.
I mean, after all, we're still
here, right?
Edmund: Yeah, we're
still here.
Scott: Look, a buddy of mine
was on the crew of a
documentary, from college.
They went out to the East Indies
and they found this tribe called
the -- I don't know what.
But anyway, in this tribe,
men and women are absolutely
equal because their relationship
is based on diet.
All: On diet.
Mateo: Food.
Scott: Food.
You see, the women,
they're responsible
for the harvest.
They go out and they grow all
the vegetables, and the men,
they hunt for the meat.
Women supply the carbs
and the men supply the protein.
So they need each other
for their very survival.
It's a symbiotic relationship.
Dimitri What are
you talking about?
Edmund: If the women ever
figure out that they can become
vegetarians, we're in trouble.
Mateo: Done, yeah.
Scott: But that's just it --
they don't need to.
I mean, they know we'll always
be there to supply the meat.
Dimitri and Mateo: The meat.
Mateo: Supply the meat.
Vanessa: Idiots.
Adam: I -- I can see you hate
David Hayward as much as I do.
I can tell it by looking
at your face.
Wouldn't you like it if David
Hayward were ridden out of town
on a spike?
Ryan: It wouldn't make
me unhappy.
Adam: Good.
Then I think it would be a good
idea for us to pool
our resources.
You tell me what you have
on him, and I'll share my story
with you.
Ryan: Mr. Chandler,
whatever my problem is -- was
with David Hayward,
it's my problem.
Personally, I don't care what
you do with him.
As far as I'm concerned, the man
does not exist.
Adam: That's a very,
very wise and sensible
statement, but I don't believe
it for one second.
Come on, don't sit on
your feelings, man.
Let them out.
Ryan: After what he pulled
on Gillian, I'm not about
to dirty my hands on that
bastard.
Adam: Gillian?
Gillian and David Hayward?
Axel: You did the right
thing.
Hayley: Axel!
Uh, Albert.
Is it Axel?
Axel: I've gone with Axel.
It sort of suits me, don't you think?
Hayley: Yeah.
So you're a friend of Bill
Wilson's?
Axel: Well, I'm pretty
careful about my anonymity
in case I get a national spot.
Don't want to be known as "Axel
the drunk actor."
I celebrated my 10th anniversary
last month.
Hayley: Wow.
Axel: Look, I'm really sorry
about you and Mateo.
I had no idea.
Hayley: Oh, it's not
Mateo's fault.
He's going to disappoint someone
no matter which way he turns.
I'm just mad that he never told
me he was married before.
But that's my husband.
He thought he was doing
the right thing for me.
Axel: So what does
your sponsor say?
Hayley: She says I'm going
to be ok.
Axel: All right.
What do you want to happen?
Hayley: In a perfect world?
I'd change history and max
and Raquel wouldn't exist.
Axel: Would step three be too
much to ask of you right now?
Hayley: Turn my will and life
over to the care of god
as I understand him?
Let it all go.
Axel: God never gives us more
than we can handle.
Hayley: Says who?
Axel: I know that you're
afraid that your life is never
going to be ok again,
but you know what we say
about fear.
Hayley: "Fear and faith can't
live in the same house."
Axel: Whatever's going
to happen is going to happen.
So you might as well be
optimistic until it's over.
It feels a whole lot better
that way.
How do you think I've lasted
this long?
Hayley: You're optimistic.
Axel: Oh, yeah.
I mean, who cares if my last job
was "Music Man" in a diner
theater?
Hayley: Isn't it dinner
theater?
Axel: No, no, diner theater.
But I convince myself that any
moment now that phone is going
to ring, and it's going to be
a producer with the role
of a lifetime.
And next year, I'll be leaping
over the seats at the academy
awards.
Why can't you just have faith
that you and Mateo will get
married and have a wonderful
life together.
Gillian: Mmm, this is
very tasty.
Jake: What's the most
incredible meal you've ever
eaten?
Gillian: Oh, yeah.
It was something called "Prime
Ribs," and it was at
a all-you-can-eat night.
Ryan took me there and I was
still pretending I hated him.
Jake: Come on.
There's got to be something more
exotic -- all the places you've
been, all the people you've
hobnobbed with -- greats,
near-greats.
Gillian: Oh, I once had
peacock tongues.
Jake: Really?
Gillian: Yeah.
I was at the Chat of a Sultan
I was seeing at that time.
Jake: Sultan, yeah.
Gillian: Yeah, you know,
so I had to be polite because,
you know, he was in love
with me.
Jake: I see.
Actually, I don't see.
I don't understand.
Gillian: Well, I had to be
polite to him because I was
about to tell him that --
Jake: That you just wanted
to be friends.
Gillian: That's right.
Jake: And how did he take it?
Gillian: He cried.
Jake: Oh, the poor Sultan.
Gillian: Yeah, and then
didn't even take me
to the three tenors.
Jake: Oh.
Well, good riddance.
Gillian: Well, that's exactly
what I said.
Jake: So what do peacock
tongues taste like?
Gillian: Well, you know,
very ordinary.
Jake: Sort of like chicken
tongues?
Gillian: Well, I've
never had --
Jake: I like to see
the little wheels turning inside
your head.
Gillian: I never thought
my head was so special.
I never pay any attention
to that.
I usually pay more attention
to the outside.
Jake: I love this place.
I used to come here all
the time.
It's just -- it's beautiful.
Look at the way the on shines
off the water.
Gillian's voice: This will be
just fine for tonight.
Ryan's voice: Oh.
Are you sure you're not going
to freeze in here?
Gillian's voice: No,
not at all.
Ryan: Come on, let me take
you back to Wildwind, at least
until something opens up
at the Pine Cone.
Gillian: No.
No, no, I barely feel the cold,
really.
I'm just so glad you're out
of that jail and you're here
with me.
Ryan: You're being very brave
and very, very strong.
You know that.
Gillian's voice: I'll always
be brave and strong Ryan,
for you.
Jake: What are you
thinking about?
Gillian: You know.
Jake: What's the difference
between a leek and a caper?
Gillian: They're totally
different.
Jake: I know they're
different.
How, though?
I can never tell which is which,
kind of like the difference
between a clarinet and an oboe.
Gillian: No.
See, this is a leek and this I
a caper.
Jake: Oh.
Gillian: And a leeks
an ugly, ungainly thing that
just has sand between the layers
of its skin.
And a caper is a pickled bud.
A beautiful flower never to be
that gave its life to the gods
of the supper table.
Jake: That was very
beautifully put.
Sometimes your English is a bit
challenged.
Gillian: Well, that's
because just knowing English
isn't enough.
Dixie: Oh, that was
wonderful.
Ooh, look at this blouse.
I need to iron this.
Where's an iron?
Oh, I remember, in the closet.
Hmm, ah.
Ooh.
Oh, I can't get it.
Tad?
Will you get the iron for me?
Tad: Up there?
Dixie: Yeah.
Tad: Well, honey, why don't
you just send the blouse down
to the laundry?
Dixie: Oh, no, that's too
expensive.
Tad: No, no.
Come on, you're on your
honeymoon.
Splurge, you know.
Dixie: I don't want to do
that, waste all that money.
You know, after the shower
activities -- I mean, I wanted
to give you time to rejuvenate.
But if you're ready, you know,
we could just move on
to the main event.
V
Tad: Well, I don't want
to brag, but I don't have
to rejuvenate.
Dixie: No?
Tad: No, no.
But I would love to watch
you iron.
Dixie: Really?
Tad: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I mean, we could play
"the laundress and the
commandant."
[German accent] yeah.
Dixie: Oh. Ok.
Tad: No, no, no.
Dixie: No?
Tad: No, no, no.
No.
What about the iron?
Dixie: [German accent]
the iron?
Tad: The iron.
Dixie: Oh, yeah, you have
to get the iron?
Tad: Yeah.
I have to get the iron.
Dixie: Yeah.
Tad: Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Tad: [Normal voice] Tada!
Dixie: [Normal voice]
thank you very much, sir.
Tad: My pleasure.
Dixie: Sweetie, this has been
the best honeymoon ever.
Tad: I wouldn't change
a thing.
Dixie: No, me, neither.
I feel like I can just tell
everything you're feeling.
Tad: ohhh, owwww, ow.
Mateo: Oh, Stuart,
Marian, you shouldn't have.
Stuart: It was fun doing it.
Marian: Stuart made it.
Mateo: A piņata.
A piņata! Look at this!
It's great.
Thank you very much.
Edmund: Wow.
It'll look great over your bar.
Mateo: Yeah, over the bar.
Scott: Dad, it's awesome.
Let's put it up.
Edmund: Come on.
Marian: I'll be right back.
Stuart: Well, ok.
Edmund: Excuse me.
Stuart: Yeah.
I'm going to wait here
for Marian.
You like it?
Mateo: Thank you. Yes.
Thank you very much.
Vanessa: Well, hi there.
Fancy meeting you here.
Stuart: Hi.
Yeah, why is it fancy?
Vanessa: Well, I mean,
Adam, it's Vanessa.
Stuart: Oh, hi.
I'm not Adam, I'm Stuart.
Vanessa: Oh.
Oh, you're the twin.
Stuart: Yeah.
Mateo: I just want to say I'm
sorry, you know, for being such
a jerk about the whole --
Hayley: No, listen to me.
You were right, we should
celebrate.
We should celebrate everything
that is us every day, and I'm
sorry for running out on you.
I was the jerk.
Mateo: Yeah, but no,
now we have to put the baby
thing on hold, and I don't
want that.
You know, I hate that.
But I promise that it's not
going to be forever, ok? I want
a family, you know that.
Hayley: I know that.
I know that.
I just lost faith for half
a second, and I swear it won't
happen again.
I can't let that happen.
Mateo: It's ok.
Hayley: If I l my fears run
my life, I'm doomed.
And I take everyone around me
down with me.
And that's not right.
We have to remember to stand
by each other.
And we have to remember that
we're going to get through this,
no matter what is thrown
in our faces.
Mateo: No matter what's
thrown in our faces.
Come here.
Let me throw this in your face.
Dimitri: All right,
Scotty, beam it up.
Up you go.
Vanessa: Really, you and Adam
have such different talents.
Stuart: Oh, yeah, I guess so.
Vanessa: I can't imagine Adam
making a thing like that.
Stuart: You know, I feel that
everybody would be able to paint
and sing and dance if they just
opened up their hearts.
Vanessa: Oh, I suppose.
It's been a long time since I've
opened my heart to anyone.
Stuart: Did you notice
the field of maize?
Vanessa: Well, it looks just
like corn to me.
Stuart: Well, corn and maize,
really, it's just a nicer name
for the same thing.
I mean, you could call a girl
"Maizie," but you couldn't call
her "corny."
Vanessa: That's very funny.
Stuart: Really?
Vanessa: But you know
something?
You know, you forgot
in your picture of the Hispanic
culture one thing.
Stuart: Oh, what?
Vanessa: The bullfight.
Stuart: Oh, I don't
like them.
Vanessa: Well, of course,
it's a savage sport.
But then they're a savage
people.
Stuart: Oh, I didn't notice.
Vanessa: Oh, yes.
Well, see, I never thought
I could stand a bullfight,
either, until I saw one.
And then I realized it's nothing
more than a metaphor for life.
Stuart: Really.
Vanessa: You see the bull
strides in the arena.
He is so brave and so beautiful.
And he's so determined to defeat
all of his enemies.
And then come the Picado
on horseback, and they carry
these long pikes and they start
jabbing into his neck.
Well, he's dazed just a little
bit, but he's really undaunted,
you see.
And then, all of a sudden,
they are totally mocked
by the banderilleros,
the colorful banderilleros.
Because they come in
and they start bludgeoning him
all over the shoulders like
that, where he's weakened
and he is confused, but he is
still determined to fight.
Until finally, face to face
with the matador, staring each
other down, mesmerizing each
other.
The matador finally jabs
his sword into the bull's
throat, and the bull falls,
dying, bleeding, knowing that
he is still nobler than all
those cowards who dared,
who just dared to --
Vanessa: Stuart.
Stuart: Excuse me.
Vanessa: What?
Stuart: Excuse me.
Marian: What happened
to Stuart?
Vanessa: Oh, my God.
You tell me.
Am I mistaken or is he just
a stock short of a portfolio?
Marian: I beg your pardon?
Vanessa: Well, I mean,
I think it's so sad that Adam
has to have that for a brother.
Marian: Really?
Well, I'm quite happy to have
that for a husband.
Dixie: Oh, I like it
like that.
Tad: Me, too.
Dixie: It's so slow
and gentle and caring.
It was nice.
Tad: Well, I'm versatile.
Dixie: You certainly are.
Tad: So, you want to go
to dinner?
Dixie: Dinner?
No, let's -- let's stay in.
I'm not through with you yet.
Tad: Ok.
Dixie: You know,
it's so funny, our mothers were
so right about sex.
You know, that they say it's
better after marriage.
I mean, you were -- have always
been an incredible lover,
period, but there's something
about after you get married.
You just feel, you know,
so different.
I just feel like our bodies
become one kind of body
and we just keep getting closer
and closer.
It's so nice, closer.
[Tad screams]
Dixie: What?
Tad: Oh, honey -- oh,
oh, careful, careful, careful.
Dixie: What?
Tad: I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
Just do me a favor -- don't
touch me for a minute, ok?
Dixie: I'm sorry, what did
I do?
Tad: You didn't do anything.
It wasn't you, it was me.
Turned myself into the human
pretzel, remember?
Dixie: Oh, no.
Skating in the park?
Tad: Yeah, the woman
with the Pekinese.
Dixie: Oh, honey, why didn't
you tell me?
Tad: Because I didn't want
to spoil the honeymoon.
Dixie: Oh, sweetie.
Oh, honey, where does it hurt?
Tad: See this? [Tad lifts up one finger]
Dixie: Yeah.
Tad: That's where it
doesn't hurt.
Dixie: Oh.
Oh, sweetie, and you've been
doing all of this just
because you love me?
Tad: Because I love you.
Dixie: Oh, honey.
Oh, I want to hug you and kiss
you and love you, but I don't
want to break you.
Tad: No.
I got an idea.
Dixie: What?
Tad: Go over there, call me
on my cell phone. We'll do it that way.
Dixie: Oh, you're terrible.
No, no, I have an excellent
idea.
Stay put.
Tad: Ow.
Jake: So you're saying
English isn't enough?
Gillian: Well, the more
I think I understand English,
the more I realize I have
no idea.
See, whenever somebody tells me
something, I have to always
translate it in my head
into whatever language I'm
thinking that day.
And then I think, "aha,
now I get it."
And then I try and compose
in my head what I'm thinking.
And then I translate it,
and then, all of a sudden,
the other person says something
that I didn't expect,
and I realize, you know, I had
no idea what the person was
saying in the first place.
Do you understand?
[Jake kisses Gillian]
Dimitri: One for the road.
Hayley: Are you sure
you don't mind?
Ryan: I told you,
go, I'll close up.
It'll be my anniversary present.
Mateo: I love you!
Thank you.
Ryan: You're welcome.
Hayley: You are better than
the best.
Ryan: Go on.
Mateo: Bye, Ryan.
Dimitri: Looks like Mateo
took my advice, huh?
Edmund: What advice was that?
Dimitri: You know, don't try
to understand Hayley, just go
with the flow.
Edmund: I think it was
actually Scott's advice that did
the trick.
Dimitri: What exactly did
he say?
Edmund: I don't remember,
but it was something to do
with them rushing home for some
basic meat and potatoes.
Marian: You see,
Stuart happens to be unique.
Vanessa: Yes.
As a matter of fact, my dear,
I really do understand.
You see, I once had a manicurist
who had a special child.
And she adored him,
lived for him.
I mean, there's nothing
she wouldn't -- but you know,
the whole thing was such a waste
because that poor darling had
no more brains than my pet
poodle.
What?
Marian: Your insensitivity is
matched only by your ignorance.
Because only a person who didn't
know the meaning of love could
think that way about another
human being --
Scott: Excuse me, Marian.
Marian.
Excuse me, I got to talk
to you about something very
important, ok?
Vanessa: Oh, I'll leave
you two alone.
Marian: What is it, Scott?
Because I'm just about to rip
that woman's hair right out
of her skull!
Scott: I know, that's why
I stopped you.
Marian: You didn't hear what
she was saying about Stuart.
Scott: I heard every
ridiculous word that she said.
Marian: She made me so mad.
Not to realize that Stuart's
just about the best human being
in the entire world.
Scott: Look, you and I know
that dad rules.
But you got to just let it
go, ok?
People like that woman will
never get it.
She'll never understand.
Believe me, I know.
Come on.
Let's go find dad, ok?
Marian: Yeah, ok.
Gillian: Why did you do that?
Jake: Well,
you're a beautiful woman,
and I'm having a great time,
and it is a perfect night out
tonight.
Gillian: But you know that
I'm still in love with Ryan?
Jake: Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Gillian: Then why?
Jake: Maybe I just want
to give you something else
to think about.
Gillian: Oh.
Adam: You know, I read that
a child born right now is very
likely to have a life expectancy
of over a hundred years.
Liza: Did you hear that?
Adam: She will see
the 22nd century.
And we will live on,
too, in her mind and her -- what
she thinks about us.
Right into the 22nd century.
Liza that was a very deep
and philosophical thought.
Adam: Well, perhaps a newborn
is making me philosophical.
It makes me very lucky.
I have a perfect daughter and,
I hope, a perfect wife.
Liza: A perfect wife.
Adam: I have every intention
of acquiring that perfect wife
at her earliest possible
convenience.
Liza: Well, I'll see what
I can do.
Singer: Love
wandered inside
stronger than you
stronger than I
and now
that it has begun
we cannot turn back
we can only turn into one
Singer: I won't ever be too
far away to feel you
and I won't hesitate at all
whenever you call
and I'll always remember
a part of you so tender
I'll be the one
to catch your fall
whenever you call
Singers: And I
truly inspired
finding my soul
there in your eyes
and you
have opened my heart
and lifted me inside
by showing me yourself
undisguised
and I won't ever be too
far away to feel you
and I won't hesitate at all
whenever you call
I won't ever be
too far to feel you
and I won't hesitate at all
whenever you call
and I'll always remember
a part of you so tender
and be the one
to catch your fall
whenever you call
whenever you call
whenever you
call