Mateo: All right.
You have your -- your numbers?
Hayley: Accounts payable?
Mateo: Yeah.
Hayley: You really want
to see it?
Mateo: Yeah.
Hayley: You sure?
Mateo: Yes.
Is this right?
Hayley: Well, look, you know,
we had the opening,
and the contractor was delayed.
We outlayed big time.
Mateo: This is unbelievable.
Hayley: I know.
It's bad, isn't it?
Mateo: So bad we should
celebrate.
We're making money
Hayley: Stop! We are not.
Mateo: Look, look, our money
coming in is a lot more than
it's going out.
Look.
That's what we brought in.
We're in the black.
Hayley: No, we're not.
Mateo: Yes, yes.
Hayley: Really?
We're a success?
Mateo: You know,
despite a strange year, I guess
we are, yeah.
Hayley: Nothing can stop us,
Mr. Santos.
Mateo: That's right --
nothing.
Ryan: Whoops.
Hayley: No, no.
No, partner, get in
on this, too.
Check this out.
Ryan: What?
Mateo: S.O.S. Is
in the black.
Ryan: You're kidding me.
Already?
Mateo: The numbers don't lie.
Ryan: Well, in honor of this
accomplishment, why don't
you guys take the morning off?
I'll take care of everything
around here.
Hayley: No. That's ok.
Ryan: No, no, you got
the wedding.
You got Adam and Liza's wedding
this afternoon.
You got to be back here tonight,
so take the morning off.
That's all you guys have.
You deserve some time together.
Go ahead.
Hayley: I think I should call
Dan the napkin guy.
Ryan: What -- what did I say?
Mateo: I have to spend
the morning with Max.
Ryan: Oh, man.
Mateo: It's not your fault.
It's just the way it is.
I guess we'll make it up some
other day, right?
Ryan: Yeah.
Mateo: Here you go.
Ryan: Ok.
Ryan: Maybe they won't have
to wait.
Vanessa: Hmm.
Ah, that's my David.
Nothing but the best.
Vanessa: Yes, is this
the front desk?
This is Vanessa Bennett,
Dr. David Hayward's mother.
I've been trying to reach my son
without any luck at all.
Do you happen to have
a forwarding number
for him or -- no?
You have no idea where he is.
David: I'm right here,
mother.
Vanessa: David.
Marian: Oh, Stuart,
these wildflowers were
absolutely inspired.
Stuart: They're everywhere
this time of year.
Marian: Oh.
Why buy flowers when they're
right out there in God's little
flower shop?
Oh, dear, when I think of what
I spent on the caterer,
and to just run out in that
field and pick those glorious
flowers for nothing.
Stuart: Yeah, it smells like
outdoors in here now.
Marian: And look
at the colors.
They're so sensuous and fabulous
and natural.
You know, being out there
in that field with all those
treasures, it was just like
being in the garden of Eden.
Stuart: Yeah.
Marian: It's just going to be
such a glorious day.
Stuart: Ah.
Marian: Thank you.
Stuart: Oops.
I hope it's as glorious
as our wedding day.
Marian: Oh, darling,
nothing could be as glorious
as our wedding day was.
Nothing.
Dixie: I'm sure you won't
miss Wildwind.
It's the only castle in town.
Becca: A real castle?
Dixie: Mm-hmm, so I'm told.
They brought it over stone
by stone.
Becca: What a hoot.
A Hungarian castle in
Pennsylvania.
Dixie: Yeah.
Becca: Well, I really
appreciate this.
Now, you're sure it's okay that
I go get some herbs there,
right?
Dixie: Oh, yeah.
I talked to Edmund Grey
and I told him all about you,
and he couldn't have been nicer.
Becca: Gosh, that's so nice
of him to keep some of his land
undeveloped.
Dixie: Yeah, it is, isn't it?
He's so smart.
So his brother.
Becca: Dimitri, right?
Dixie: Mm-hmm.
Becca: Ok. Ok.
Well, I really appreciate
your arranging this again.
And it's because I used up most
of Granny's stash on
your husband's back.
Dixie: I know.
Thank you so much for doing
that.
Becca: Oh, no, no, no.
It's not a problem.
That's what it's for.
But I do need to replenish.
Dixie: Right.
Well, I'm sure you're going
to be able to find what you need
at Wildwind.
But if you will keep your eyes
open for some wild pansies
for me?
Becca: Oh, yeah,
yeah, of course.
Dixie: Ok.
Becca: Ok?
Dixie: Thank you.
I'll see you later.
Have fun.
Becca: Ok, bye.
Dixie: Bye.
Ah.
Hey, you.
Tad: Hmm?
Dixie: No more twinges?
Tad: Huh?
Oh, no, I'm as good as new.
It's a good thing, too.
Before she came along, I was
considering a new career
as the human pretzel before
she smeared that goop
on my back.
Uh-oh.
Jake: Hi.
Tad: What now?
Jake: You guys remember what
day it is?
Dixie: National "buy a single
dad a cup of Joe" day?
Jake: No.
Liza and Adam are getting
married.
I got to stop the wedding.
All right?
Jake: There has been
a new development.
The police suspect Adam
in murdering David Hayward.
Tad: Hayward's been murdered?
Jake: Well, who cares,
really.
Dixie: No, wait a minute,
I care.
Hey.
David Hayward is my doctor,
and nobody deserves to be
murdered.
So what happened?
Who said he was murdered?
Jake: He did.
Tad: What?
Dixie: Hayward said Hayward
was murdered?
Jake: He wrote these letters
he gave to his lawyer that
stated if he ever disappeared,
Adam Chandler murdered him.
Tad: Well, so he's missing?
Jake: Yeah, he's been missing
for a couple of weeks.
Dixie: The hospital doesn't
know where he is?
Jake: He didn't say anything to anybody about dropping out
of sight, so the lawyer that has
the letter, she sounded
the alarm.
Tad: Wait a minute.
Just a second.
Did any of the letters
specifically accuse Adam
of wanting to kill Hayward?
Jake: Yes.
But today I talked to Erica
and she says she spoke
with Hayward on the telephone
yesterday, so I don't know.
Tad: And you don't believe
Erica.
Jake: I haven't seen any
evidence that points one way
or another.
I mean, Adam may very well have
had David murdered.
I don't -- that's beside
the point.
I don't want Colby living
at his house.
Dixie: Look, David Hayward
could not have been murdered
if Erica spoke to him yesterday.
Tad: Yeah.
Jake: Even if Hayward's
alive, something weird is going
on and I don't want Colby
in this mess.
Tad: And to prevent that,
you're willing to stop
the wedding.
Jake: If I have to.
Scott: Since there's
no choir loft or balcony in this
chapel, I'm going to start
with a long shot from that
ladder, dissolve down
to the altar, reverse back
to get Liza walking down
the aisle to uncle Adam.
Marian: You really know what
you're doing.
Scott: Should hope so.
Stuart: Yeah, Scott used make
films in the summer
with his buddies.
Marian: Our own
Steven Spielberg.
I'm very impressed.
Scott: Well, I'm still
at the fumbling-around stage.
Stuart: Adam and Liza are
going to be really happy to have
a record of their wedding.
Scott: Well, I'm thinking
about using outtakes
from the ceremony in
my documentary.
Marian: Oh, that would be
brilliant, wouldn't it, Stuart?
And every film company
in the country will want
you when they see my beautiful
daughter floating down
the aisle.
Stuart: But isn't it
about bugs?
Scott: No.
It's about men and women,
unless I -- unless I think
of something else.
Marian: Well, if you need
to interview someone
on the subject, just give me
a yell, ok?
Scott: Will do.
Listen, I think everything's set
here, so I'm going to head over
to WRCW and pick up some
portable mics. V
Stuart: Oh, you mind
if your dad goes with you?
I got to pick up some wire
to hang the flowers.
Scott: Great.
You could help me carry
the cables.
Stuart: Yeah, ok.
We're on our way.
You want to come?
Marian: Are you crazy?
I've got a zillion things to do. I've got to do the bridal
bouquet and the matron
of honor's bouquet -- which is
me, and you know how fussy
me is.
Stuart: Oh, those flowers are
going to be much more beautiful
because of the hands that hold
them.
Marian: Oh, darling.
Stuart: Bye.
Ok.
Marian: Bye. Bye-bye.
Oh, these are so gorgeous.
Oh, dear, I'm dropping things.
You know, Martha Stewart
I obviously am not.
This looks much easier on TV.
[Telephone rings]
Marian: Oh, no.
Ok. Just a second.
Hi. Mrs. Chandler.
I'm going to have to start
saying Mrs. Stuart Chandler.
What?
Tomorrow?
You thought the wedding was
tomorrow?
I -- look --
no, no, wait, you've got to get
somebody over here really,
really fast.
The reception's in just a few
hours.
Well, don't you caterers keep
little things in your
freezers for --
well, can you make those shrimp
poof things?
You can't even make those?
You' got to make those.
The bride loves those.
Oh, my God.
Look, I don't care if you have
4,000 weddings.
I am Mrs. Stuart Chandler,
and we've got to have some food
here!
And by the way, where is that
staff you were going to send
to help me decorate the chapel?
I'm still waiting here.
Right, well, get them over here
fast.
Yes, thank you so much.
I mean, this is -- this is
unbelievable.
And this is supposed to be
a full-service outfit?
And they don't even get
their dates right?
I can't believe this.
Ok, you'd better calm down,
calm down.
At least you can make
an absolute bouquet
for the bride that will be
perfection.
Yes.
Absolute perfection.
Becca: Ma'am -- Ma'am,
be careful!
Vanessa: Is it healed?
Are you all right, darl--
where have you been, David?
David: How did you get
in here?
Vanessa: I have been
so worried about you after what
Erica did to you, which was
appalling.
David: How did you get
into my room, mother?
Vanessa: Joan let me in.
David: Joan?
Vanessa: Your chambermaid,
darling.
You really should get to know
the service people around here.
Joan's been such a comfort
to me.
David: Since Erica kicked
you out.
Vanessa: Is that what
she said?
David: Among other things.
Vanessa: Oh, my, that sounds
ominous, dear.
Well, there's no telling what
Erica might say.
She's been so distracted
and erratic these days.
I mean, look what she did
to you, I mean, threatening
a surgeon's hands.
Well, what did she say?
David: That you told her that
I was the one responsible
for my father's death.
Vanessa: Surely you don't
think I would say that to her.
David: But you did say it,
didn't you?
Vanessa: Look, darling,
Erica and I have discussed many,
many things.
I'm sure it's easy for
her to misconstrue something
given the state she's been in.
David: Erica is as lucid
as I am.
Vanessa: David, why are
you so quick to take her side?
She doesn't even know you,
darling.
She can't possibly understand
you the way I do.
David: You understand
anything but your own needs.
Vanessa: All right.
It's so easy for you to belittle
me because I tug at
your heartstring.
David: Oh, please.
Vanessa: No!
You have always hated anything
that has to with feelings.
But look, David, I respect that.
You and I are close,
darling, because we share
a great tragedy in our lives.
What on earth makes you think
that I would ever betray
you after all these years?
David: You told Erica that
I was the one that killed
my father.
Vanessa: David, I will always
protect you.
I will always be on your side.
David: I almost think
you actually believe that.
Vanessa: Well, of course
I believe that.
I'm your mother.
David: If I killed my father,
did it ever occur to you that
I might as well kill you?
Raquel's voice: You'd put
your plans on hold for Max?
For my son?
I don't know what to say.
Hayley's voice: Well, it was
the right thing to do.
Raquel's voice: Well, for Max,
yes, but for you?
Hayley's voice: I had a choice.
I made the right choice.
[Doorbell rings]
Ryan: Hi.
Kelly: Hi.
Mr. Lavery's here to see you.
Ryan: Thanks.
Raquel: Hey.
Ryan: Hey.
Raquel: Nice to see you.
Ryan: Nice to see you.
Raquel: Thanks for coming
over.
Ryan: Well, nice to see you.
It's nice to see you out
of this bed.
Raquel: Yeah.
Yeah, Kelly thought it was time.
Kelly: You bet.
Ryan: Well, that's good.
How do you like the new vista?
Raquel: Oh, it's terrific.
I was getting really depressed
staring up at the ceiling.
But now comes the hard part --
physical therapy.
Kelly: It won't be that hard.
In a month or two, you're going
to feel like doing hurdles.
Raquel: Well, I don't know
about that.
Kelly: You're on your way.
It was nice to see you again,
Mr. Lavery.
Ryan: Yeah.
Hmm.
Raquel: Hmm.
Ryan: Hey, so it's good
to see you feeling better.
Raquel: Thanks.
I feel better about a lot
of things.
Ryan: That's good,
that's good --
because I would like to ask
you a favor.
Raquel: Well, I'll do
whatever I can, Ryan.
Ryan: I would like to take
care of Max today.
Raquel: Oh, of all days.
Max really likes you, but Mateo
already promised to spend time
with his son this morning.
Ryan: Yeah.
They can't do that tomorrow?
Raquel: No, the schedule
was set.
Max and Mateo really need
to spend time together.
Ryan: Yeah.
Well, Hayley and Mateo really
need to spend time
together, too.
Raquel: I realize that Hayley
and Mateo need to spend time
together, but this is a very
difficult time for Max
right now.
Ryan: I know, I know Max has
had some disappointments,
but I thought maybe that --
I don't know -- it might be
a good idea for him to spend
some time with somebody that's
completely removed from
the situation.
You know, he might go for it.
Why don't we ask him?
Raquel: I'm sure
you mean well -- there's
no question in my mind about
that -- but this is a very
fragile emotional place for max
right now.
Ryan: Yeah.
Well, compared to growing up
in the Lavery household,
Max's life is a day
at the beach.
Raquel: Ryan, I'm sorry,
but, you know, the fact still
remains that --
Ryan: I know.
I shouldn't even have brought
that up, but you promised
to help make Mateo's life
better.
Raquel: I'm doing that.
Ryan: Yes. Yes, you are.
You're giving him his divorce,
you're standing aside, but are
you using Max to stay
in the game?
Is that what this is all about?
Hayley's voice: Oh, my God.
He -- he did all this all
by himself?
In such a short amount of time.
Mateo's voice: Since some -- some
stuff's been going on, I --
I was hoping I didn't have
to tell you about it.
Hayley's voice: What happened?
Mateo's voice: I found this.
Hayley's voice: He -- he did this
to my picture?
Max's voice: She put daddy in the box
and said the magic words
and made daddy disappear.
When I asked her to bring him
back, she laughed at me and said
he's never coming back.
She stole him.
Hayley's voice: Max?
Honey, listen to me --
I know you're scared that you're
going to lose your daddy,
but I promise you, on my word
of honor, I will never take him
away from you
I would never do that -- never.
Mateo: What's happening?
Hayley: What's happening
with you?
You look like you were
stargazing.
Mateo: Just thinking.
Hayley: About what?
Mateo: About how you're able
to do it.
Hayley: Do what?
Mateo: Accept things.
You know, things you can't
change that you don't like.
Hayley: Oh, that.
Mateo: Yeah, things that
would drive me crazy.
You just seem --
you find a way to cope.
Hayley: It's a talent.
Mateo: Did you pick that up
at AA?
Page 449?
Hayley: Very good.
You remembered.
Mateo: You've got a bumper
sticker on your car that says
"Page 449."
Hayley: Yeah.
Mateo: I figured out it was
key, right?
Hayley: You figured right.
And I quote -- "acceptance is
the answer to all my problems
today.
Unless I accept life completely
on life's terms, I cannot be
happy."
Mateo: That's hard to do.
Hayley: Hey, that's
the drill.
You can only be responsible
for your own life.
I mean, people, places,
things -- they way they have
an effect, but you can really
only change yourself
and your attitudes.
Mateo: Not others,
not events, just you.
Hayley: That's right.
Mateo: Mm-hmm. Impossible.
Hayley: No, it's not.
Mateo: You expect me
to accept the fact that whatever
I decide, whatever choice
I make, I end up hurting
the woman I love most
in the world, right?
Hayley: Who might that be?
Mateo: You know who it is.
It's you,
and only you.
Hayley: That's nice to hear.
Mateo: So, tell me,
how do I accept this mess
with you, Max, and Raquel?
You know, whatever I do,
someone -- someone gets
the short end.
Hayley: Look, I'm not going
to tell you that I'd know how
to handle it.
Mateo: Oh, come on.
If you don't know, then it's
hopeless.
Hayley: No, it's not
hopeless.
It's not hopeless.
We all need help.
I mean, you know, I still talk
to my sponsor every day.
Mateo: Every single day?
Hayley: Every single day.
You know, at the end
of the conversation, she always
tells me the same thing -- "say
your serenity prayer."
Mateo: And that helps?
Hayley: For a few seconds.
Mateo: And then what?
Hayley: And then I say it
again.
And I say it again and again.
Yesterday, I said it 150 times.
Mateo: There's no easy fix,
is there?
Hayley: None that I can see.
Mateo: I'm so sorry.
Hayley: It's not your fault.
Vanessa: Of course,
I always do forget what a flair
for the dramatic you have,
David, I mean, always begging
the limelight
I mean, even as a young child,
you were the loudest,
screamiest child in the crib
and always having to get
the last word.
David: You were never around
me when I was a baby.
Vanessa: I was a very
attentive mother.
David: Don't push me, mother.
One of these days, I'm going
to push you back.
[Knock on door]
Janet: Your mother's still
in town?
Doctor, I need a consult.
David: Regarding?
Janet: A malignance.
David: My mother?
Janet: One and the same.
Vanessa: My, my,
Janet -- a metaphor.
David: Mrs. Dillon is a keen
diagnostician.
Janet: Thank you, doctor.
So I guess you concur.
The only option is to operate.
David: Oh, indeed.
Surgical removal of this cancer
is the only way we can bring
Pine Valley back to health.
Tad: Nothing.
Jake: Nothing.
Tad: I'm sorry, Jake.
I'm trying.
I just keep drawing a blank.
Jake: Imagine that --
Tad Martin out of ideas.
Dixie: Say it isn't so, Joe.
Tad: Can you think
of anything?
Jake: If I could think
of something, would I be here
right now?
Tad: Well, I rest my case.
Short of a court order, I don't
see that there's any way we can
stop that wedding.
Dixie: That's a good idea.
What would be the grounds
for a court order?
Tad: Nothing I can think of.
Unless you've got definitive
proof that Adam's endangering
Colby's welfare.
Dixie: No, but that would
mean that Liza's also
endangering Colby's welfare,
and you don't want to take Colby
away from her mother, do you?
Tad: Yeah.
Jake: If I can't stop
the wedding, I might have to.
But I can't go through
the courts.
That's the thing.
Tad: Well, then, how?
Jake: I don't know.
Kidnapping?
Tad: Is there anything
you want me to do?
Dixie: You guys are nuts.
Tad: Oh, absolutely, or this
won't work.
So what's your plan, genius?
You just going to grab Colby,
or Mama, too?
Jake: Mm-hmm.
Well, she's going to need
her mom, so both, yeah.
Tad: And what about
her father?
I take it you're going to go
with them, I mean, wherever it
is they go.
Jake: I guess we'd have
to leave the country.
Tad: Yeah, no kidding.
And it'd better be someplace
remote because Adam Chandler's
got contacts all over the world.
And it'd better be someplace
secure, because it's not just
a question of keeping Adam out,
it's a question of keeping Liza
in, because she's not going
to want to stay willingly,
wherever you take her.
Jake: Well, this isn't going
to be forever.
Tad: Yes, it is.
Don't kid yourself.
Unless you're expecting Adam
to change.
You go, you're gone.
Don't worry about it.
Dixie and I will come and visit
you, just in case --
Dixie: Oh, hello,
crazy people!
This isn't going to work.
Kidnapping is wrong,
it's illegal, it's a federal
crime.
It is not going to work.
Jake: Why not?
Dixie: Because you guys would
end up in Folsom doing some sort
of brother act, anyway.
Tad: She's been listening
to Johnny Cash.
Dixie: No, this is not funny.
This is not a joke.
What, you want to leave
your kids without fathers?
Tad: She's got a point.
Jake: Well, this wasn't
my first choice.
Tad: Ok.
Dixie: Thank goodness.
Tad: Have you got
a suggestion?
Jake: Yeah, I mean, if you're
going to take a high road here,
help me out here.
I need a solution to
the problem.
Dixie: This is -- this is not
my specialty.
All right, let me think
of something.
I'll think of something.
Dixie: You're very good
with a pickax.
You could flood the Wildwind
chapel.
Marian: Well, don't just
stand there.
Get busy with these
arrangements.
Becca: Arrangements?
Marian: Yes, the flowers.
Becca: Yes, Ma'am.
But I --
Marian: There's no buts.
These flowers aren't going
to leap into bouquets all
by themselves.
I also have this catering fiasco
to deal with.
I'm just not going to let
another wedding go down
the drain.
Becca: Well, I would really
like to help you, Ma'am,
but I just don't want to touch
the hogwort.
Marian: Excuse me?
Becca: The hogwort.
I don't want to touch it.
You see, I know all about
plants, and, well, you must not
be too fond of the bride to let
her carry that bouquet down
the aisle.
Marian: I adore the bride,
and she's going to adore
her bouquet -- milk thistles
and all.
You see, I have an incredible
knowledge of flowers and botany.
Becca: Well, milk thistle is
beautiful in a bouquet, but that
hogwort's a different story.
Marian: Really?
Becca: Yes.
You see, if she's holding
the hogwort, then she's going
to get a nasty rash
on her hands, and then she's
going to hold the groom's hands
and he's going to get it,
too, and, well --
Marian: Look, I just picked
these flowers.
Do I have a red rash
on my hands?
Becca: Well, maybe you were
wearing gloves or it's just taking
more time to kick in, but I'm
telling you, that greenery --
it's going to cause
you problems.
Marian: Look, I can't stand
here arguing with you, but I'm
telling you now, I know all
about plants and you are wrong.
Becca: I'm sorry,
Ma'am, but I'm not.
And I just don't want the bride
to get a nasty rash.
Marian: Oh, for heaven's
sakes.
You're fired.
Becca: Fired?
Marian: Yes.
Just take your things and get
out of here, ok?
Becca: Fine. Ok. Um --
Marian: Would you please
just go?
Go, go, go!
Becca: Gosh, there are some
weird people in this town.
Marian: The nerve of her,
that little ninny telling me
that I don't know anything about
plants.
I'll tell her about plants.
She can take this plant
and she can --
[door closes]
Stuart: What's wrong?
Marian: Oh, darling,
just about everything.
The caterer got the day wrong
in his book, so there's no food
for the reception.
I just had to fire some ninny
they sent over here to help me
decorate the chapel
because she didn't know
her thistles from her worts.
David: Johnny Sanrio
and Venus.
And this Steele character fell
for it?
Janet: Well, until he met
the real Trevor and Janet.
Yes, your mother -- she's a real
piece of work.
David: Hmm.
Janet: She'd actually hooked
up with this scum Steele and was
writing a tell-all book about
Erica Kane.
David: Ah, but thanks to you,
Trevor, and Brooke, the guy is
gone.
Janet: I guess that fake
blood looked pretty real.
David: You're off your game,
mother.
Usually it takes months
for people to figure out
your devious little schemes.
Vanessa: How could
you possibly believe this?
David: Face it, Ma --
the jig's up.
Janet: You're busted,
Vanessa.
David: Cover's blown.
Do like the lady says and get
out of Dodge.
Oh, and this time, pay your own
bills, would you?
Vanessa: How -- how can
you possibly believe this?
You know, David, one day you are
going to need me and you're
going to regret this cavalier
dismissal.
David: Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, but enough chat.
I have patients to see.
Janet.
Mother.
Oh, and, Mother, don't bother
leaving a forwarding address.
I'm cutting back on my Christmas
list.
Janet, can I offer you a ride?
Janet: That would be so kind
of you, doctor.
Thank you.
David: Good.
You and Trevor and I should get
together sometime real soon
for dinner.
He's savvy.
Tad: No, Jake, we don't have
enough time.
What if I can't find him?
It's only two hours until
the ceremony.
If we're going to handle this
thing, we got to handle it here
and now.
So I tell you what -- we're
going to start brainstorming.
Everybody start throwing ideas.
It doesn't matter what they are.
Just throw them out.
Eventually we're going to hit
on something we can use.
Jake: Good idea.
Dixie: Yeah, let's just do
that.
Tad: Ok.
Go.
Tad: Don't everybody talk
at once.
Dixie: Well, now you just
made it like there's so much
pressure.
Tad: All right, all right,
I got an idea.
Listen, when I was in school,
right, my algebra teacher used
to tell me if I got stuck just
to restate the problem.
Jake: You flunked algebra,
though, man.
Don't you remember that?
Tad: Yeah, ok, fine,
be that way.
I still think it's a good
strategy.
Jake: Oh --
Adam the pathological liar,
David the pathological creep,
and Colby's caught in the middle
of all this mess.
How do we get her out?
Dixie: No, but wait a minute.
Uncle Palmer used to say that
if you're having a hard time
solving a problem that
you should think of all
the things that you haven't
done yet.
Tad: Ok, there you go.
What haven't we done?
What haven't --
Jake: I've done everything.
I've talked to Adam.
I've tried to figure out what
the angle Hayward has on this.
I've appealed to Liza.
I've talked to Stuart, Marian.
I've come up with nothing,
nothing.
But if Erica's right and Hayward
is alive,
I suppose he's the guy I should
talk to.
Tad: If you can find him.
It's worth a try.
Jake: Thanks, guys.
Becca: Oh.
Jake: Sorry.
Becca: Sorry. Oh.
Jake: Here we go.
Becca: Is everyone in this
town crazy?
Dixie: Probably.
Why do you ask?
Becca: Well, I just danced
around with that guy, and then
I just got fired from a job
I didn't even know I had.
Marian: You see, I had
to fire her because she was
insolent and incompetent,
and she didn't know her thistles
from her wart hogs.
I mean, really.
And then she didn't even help me
decorate any of the chapel
at all.
I'm further behind than I was
before.
Stuart: Well, she may be
rude, but maybe she's right.
Marian: Well, darling,
we know our botanicals.
She didn't know what she was
talking about.
Stuart: I think she does.
Marian: How could she know
more about wildflowers than
you do, Stuart?
Don't be ridiculous.
Scott: What did she look
like?
Marian: Why?
Stuart: So we can find
her and thank her.
Marian: Well, whatever for,
Stuart?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, Stuart.
Raquel: I'm not trying to use
anybody, least of all Max.
Ryan: You're right.
I'm sorry.
I should never have said that.
But I just thought that you --
that you wanted to help Hayley
and Mateo.
Raquel: I do, but not
at my son's expense.
Ryan: I know, I know.
You two are going through
a tough time, both of you.
Raquel: I'm an adult.
Max is only a little boy.
He doesn't begin to understand
the situation.
Ryan, you saw what happens when
he acts out.
Ryan: Yes, yes, I did.
So what do you -- what do
you think we should do?
Raquel: Well, the therapist
suggests that we keep things
as routine as we can --
no schedule changes,
no last-minute switches.
But Max still has to feel like
he's in control, too.
So maybe -- maybe it's a good
idea if we ask him if he'd like
to spend some time with
you today.
Max: Mommy, Mommy, look what
I did!
Raquel: Let me see.
Max: Hi, Ryan.
Ryan: Hey, slugger.
Raquel: Oh, sweetheart,
that's great.
Ryan: Hey, Max, how would
you like to go to the fire
station with me today?
Max: Would I? Let's go!
Ryan: All right.
Let's just make sure it's ok
with your mom.
Raquel, can Max and I go talk
to the firemen and their dog
and check out the training
tower?
I heard they're doing drills
today.
Max: Please, mom? Please?
Raquel: Well, it sounds
pretty neat.
Ok.
Max: Yeah!
Raquel: But you have
to promise me something.
When you get back from
the firehouse, you have to draw
me a picture, ok?
Max: Ok, and I'll tell
you all about it.
Thanks, Mom.
Mateo: Well, I need to go check on Max.
Hayley: You'd better go,
then.
Mateo: Ok.
You know, maybe tomorrow we can
set something up for you and me,
all right?
Hayley: That's going to be
tricky.
We have the part-timers that
we're interviewing from
10:00 To 2:00, Remember?
Mateo: Oh.
And we've got that big party
coming in, right?
Hayley: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: I forgot.
Acceptance is the only answer
to my problems today.
Hayley: Very good.
Mateo: Yeah.
Acceptance and a 30-hour day.
Hayley: You and me both.
Mateo: I love you.
Hayley: I love you.
[Telephone rings]
Ryan: Hayley.
Hey, it's me, Ryan.
Is Mateo still there?
Hayley: Yeah -- oh, barely.
Mateo!
Mateo: Yeah?
Hayley: 'S Ryan.
Mateo: Hello?
Ryan: Hey, Max wants to ask
you a question.
Mateo: Ok, yeah, put him on.
Max: Daddy?
Will it be ok if I go somewhere
with Ryan this morning
and you and I have our time
tomorrow?
Mateo: Gee, Max, I -- I was
really looking forward
to spending some time
with you today, but if you want
to hang out with Ryan, that's --
that's fine with me.
Where you going?
Max: Go to the fire station
and meet the firemen.
Mateo: Wow.
That's really exciting stuff.
The fire station, huh?
Max: Yeah, and th ey have
a dog there, too.
Mateo: I wonder if his name
is Sparky.
Max: I don't know.
Mateo: I guess you're going
to find out.
Have a good time.
Max: We will.
Ryan: Hey.
All right, Mateo.
So that's it, all right?
Mateo: Hey, Ryan --
thank you.
Ryan: Enjoy yourselves.
[Adding machine clicks]
Hayley: Let's go someplace
wonderful.
Mateo: That's anyplace that
you're going to be.
Let's go.
Marian: Oh, Stuart, my hands,
they itch, they itch!
Stuart: Hold still or I'll
get it all over you.
Marian: Oh, it's hard for me
to hold still -- especially when
the caterer doesn't have any
food for the reception and I've
got a rash all over both
of my hands.
I mean, we are lost, Stuart.
We are absolutely lost here.
Scott: So, what -- what did
this girl look like?
You never said.
Marian: Well, she -- she was
very young.
I mean, even too young,
maybe, to have a job
and she had hair that had never
seen a comb.
I mean, there was yards
and yards of it.
And she had -- ooh,
ooh, this itches, this itches.
She had butterflies in her hair.
Scott: Butterflies?
Marian: Yeah.
Scott: I'll bet this is
the same girl I met at the lake
yesterday.
Marian: You met that horrible
creature?
Oh, well, not only was she rude
and incompetent, I bet she's
a gold digger as well.
Scot she didn't even know
who I was.
Marian: Oh, she knew exactly
who you were.
What did she tell you about
herself?
Scott: Nothing.
I don't even know her name.
Becca: She just wouldn't
listen to me about the hogwort.
Dixie: What did she look
like?
Becca: Well, she was pretty
and blond.
A little frazzled.
She was freaking about some
wedding that was going on.
Tad: Oh, Marian.
Becca: Who?
Dixie: Yes, Marian Chandler,
Stuart's wife.
She's nice.
She's just a little high-strung.
Tad: You mean neurotic.
Dixie: She's not neurotic.
She's a very nice lady.
She's just probably freaking out
about the wedding.
Becca: Oh.
Tad: I'm not surprised about
the hogwort.
Marian has trouble admitting
she's wrong about anything.
Becca: But that's so weird.
I mean, why would anyone have
trouble admitting they're wrong
if they're wrong?
Tad: Oh, you'd be surprised
how many people in this town
would rather be caught dead than
admit they screwed up.
Becca: Gosh, that's such
a waste of energy.
Tad: It certainly is.
Dixie: Well, maybe
the hogwort will save the day
and stop the wedding.
Tad: Hmm.
We can only hope.
David: Just leave it
on the chair with the rest
of the mail, ms. Carroll.
I'll get to it as soon as I wade
through this --
Jake: You're not leaving
until you tell me what's going
on between you and
Adam chandler.