Tad: Dixie?
Honey?
Dix?
Dixie: [Muffled voice]
I'm brushing my teeth.
Tad: Ah!
Ooh.
Room service, please.
Yeah, hi.
This is Mr. Martin up
in room 325.
It's the last morning
of my honeymoon.
I'd like to spoil my wife
a little bit.
Yeah, breakfast fit for a queen.
What do you say to some
scrambled eggs, well-done,
sausage?
Croissant, if you have them,
with marmalade.
And do you have berries today?
Raspberries -- perfect --
with clotted cream and some
orange juice, fresh-squeezed,
and hot coffee.
Yeah.
No, that's just fine.
You just make sure the berries
are plump and the coffee's hot.
We'll be waiting.
Thanks.
Honey?
You still brushing?
Dixie: Still brushing.
Jake: Hey, Gillian.
Wait up.
Gillian: Oh, I --
I don't want to interrupt you.
Jake: No.
Where are you going?
What about breakfast?
Gillian: I'll just get
something at the coffee bar.
Jake: You're going
to eat out?
Take a whiff.
Gillian: Oh, Mrs. Fargate's
corn muffins.
Jake: Exactly.
Myrtle's muffins.
How can you rest Myrtle's
muffins?
Gillian: I'll just get some
later.
Jake: Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you trying to avoid me?
Gillian: No.
No, of course not.
Jake: No, no.
You just tried to tiptoe out
of here without me noticing.
Gillian: No, Jake.
I told you, I just --
I didn't want to break
your concentration.
Jake: You're uncomfortable
because I kissed you last night.
Adam: After that Adrian sword
fiasco --
Barry: That was not my fault.
Adam: Shh!
Keep your voice down.
Liza and Marian are upstairs.
Barry: The private
investigator I hired was just
starting the Jake Martin case
when --
Adam: When he got busted,
that's when.
What do you do, hire
from your "losers only" file?
Barry: You still want Jake
Martin covered?
Adam: I think maybe we can
put Jake on hold for a while.
Whatever he's chewing on is
related to Ryan and Gillian
Lavery.
Barry: Hayward and
the Laverys?
Adam: Yes.
There's something there.
Barry: Well, we could put
someone on Ryan.
Adam: No, no.
No, don't even try it.
I've tried.
He's not talking.
But Gillian, I think, will be
more forthcoming.
Barry: Do you know her?
Adam: We're acquainted,
slightly.
But Scott knows her.
And I know my nephew.
[Doorbell rings]
Adam: Well, he's prompt
if nothing else.
Let me know if anything comes
in on our project.
Barry: Right.
Adam: Scott, right on time.
Barry: Yeah.
It's nice to see you in town,
Scott.
Scott: Thank you, Mr. Shire.
Meeting with your lawyer before
breakfast, Uncle Adam?
Adam: Oh, baby needs shoes.
Scott: Ah.
And what do you need?
Adam: Well, I just want
to have breakfast with
my nephew.
Hmm?
Play a little catch-up?
What do you say?
Do I need a special reason
to invite you over?
Scott: No, but you always
have one.
So why don't you tell me what it
is and save us both a lot
of time.
Stuart: Well, hi.
Hi, Belinda, Adrian.
Belinda: Hi.
Stuart: Hi, Petey.
Belinda: Well, here he is.
Now, he's having, what,
a private lesson today?
Stuart: Yeah, well, for now.
If he likes it, maybe he'll join
a class.
Petey, why don't you go over
and pick yourself out an easel.
Where's Opal?
Adrian: Oh, she's meeting
with the vendors, picking out
cosmetics, shampoos,
mud packs, things like that.
She's going to reinvent
the Glamorama.
Stuart: The Glamorama
oh, that's great!
Where, though?
The old building is a fast food
joint.
Adrian: Oh, no, Stuart.
The kicker is she's going to do
it at Cortlandt Manor.
She's going to turn the whole
place into a day spa.
Stuart: Palmer's going
to turn purple.
Belinda: I know, if not just
totally insane.
Stuart: Oh, he hasn't been
bothering Opal, has he?
Adrian: Oh, no.
He's been behaving himself.
Belinda: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adrian's making sure of that.
Stuart: Good.
The Glamorama again?
That's -- oh, that place was
so much fun.
We had -- Opal was there,
and my Cindy, Scott's mom.
She worked there for a while
after Scott's dad died.
Adrian: I thought you were
Scott's dad.
Stuart: Well, I am.
I adopted him after Cindy
and I got married.
Adrian: Oh.
Belinda: Yeah.
But I can see why you made that
mistake.
Scott is an awful lot like
Stuart.
Stuart: Well, thanks.
We -- we both like visual stuff.
And he wants to make films,
you know.
And he's also a lot like Adam.
Belinda: Really?
How?
Stuart: Well, the way he gets
something in his head
and he just won't let go of it,
the way he's stubborn --
Chandler stubborn.
Scott: So, does Winifred
still make those wonderful
popovers with the cherry inside?
Adam: Yes, she does.
Yes, she does.
More coffee?
Scott: Thanks, yeah.
You never answered my question,
Uncle Adam.
Adam: What question?
Scott: Why you invited me
here for breakfast.
Adam: All right, Scott.
I want to offer you a job.
I know you want to go to film
school.
Scott: I'm going to apply,
yeah.
Adam: Yeah.
Well, you have all summer before
that happens, and an entry-level
job at Chandler Enterprises
could give you some wonderful
experience.
Scott: But you know I've
already accepted a position
at WRCW.
Liza's promised me hands-on time
with the camera and maybe even
directing this time.
Adam: Hmm.
I guess that'd be more
to the point for you right now,
wouldn't it?
Scott: I appreciate
you offering me a job, but I --
Adam: Well, I was hoping
I would have a chance to work
with you -- you know,
training, teaching.
And it wouldn't be a one-way
street, either.
I need --
I need new ideas coming in.
A corporation is a lot like any
other living organism.
It needs stimulation, and once
in a while, a good, swift kick
in the rear.
Scott: Sounds good,
Uncle Adam.
Adam: Problem is I haven't
been able to find many young
people that are reliable enough.
Maybe you know someone.
Scott: Interested
in business?
Adam: Mm-hmm.
Scott: None come to mind,
but I haven't exactly been
thinking about it.
Adam: Ah.
What about Gillian Lavery?
Scott: The Princess Andrassy?
Adam: Mm-hmm.
Scott: Why on earth would
you think of her?
Gillian: Who gets fluttered
by a kiss?
Jake: "Flustered"?
Not me.
Gillian: I've been kissed
by men on every continent --
except, of course, Antarctica.
Jake: Oh, good.
Then our little kiss didn't
throw you off at all.
Gillian: No, not at all.
Jake: Yeah.
Gillian: No.
Jake: And that wasn't
the reason why you tried to slip
by here without me noticing.
Gillian: No.
I told you, I just didn't want
to break your concentration,
that's all.
Jake: Oh, good, good.
Then everything's cool, right?
Gillian: Everything's cooler
than cool.
Except --
Jake: Except the elephant
in the room.
Gillian: There's an elephant
in the room?
I love elephants.
I collect them, silver, wood --
Jake: Gillian, no.
It's a saying meaning "let's not
avoid the thing that nobody
wants to talk about."
Gillian: Oh.
Well, then why call it
an elephant?
Why not call it a zebra?
They have those stripes.
Or a peacock with the feathers,
or a hippopotamus?
Jake: Ok, forget
the metaphor.
Let's get back to the kiss.
Gillian: Jake, I'm not
comfortable with this.
Jake: Why?
With the -- wait a minute.
Then -- I'm sorry.
Did it upset you?
Gillian: No, just because,
you know, in Hungary,
what happens between a man
and a woman, you just don't talk
about it.
It's just not done.
Jake: Well, I hate to break
it to you, but here in the good
old U.S. Of A., We talk about
things.
Sometimes we talk too much about
things, but we think it's
healthy to get everything out
in the open.
Gillian: Oh, and you talk
about these things outside?
Jake: We talk about these
things directly, honestly.
Gillian: Oh.
I would like to try that.
Except that this person that
I would like to talk to,
you know, this very good friend
person is the person who kissed
me, so how can that work?
Jake: Now, that works
because the best person to talk
to is that very best friend
person.
And that's me.
Right?
[Music plays]
Singer: Love is lovelier……
Tad: I can do this.
I just think
nice hot beach,
waves moving slowly to and fro.
Think --
think Dixie,
think honeymoon.
Oh.
Huh.
Think couch potato.
Easy does it.
Singer: With both feet
on the ground
Dixie: Oh.
Tad: Morning.
Dixie: Good morning.
[German accent] hello.
Tad: [German accent] hello.
Dixie: Mien little,
bitty stranger.
You want to have some fun, yeah?
Tad: No, danke.
I've got all the fun I can
handle with mien neue wifen.
Dixie: Oh, really?
Tad: Oh, ja.
She's the most beautiful,
most scrumptious liebchen
in the world, ja.
Dixie: Oh.
Tad: Unfortunately, she seems
to have a thing for brushing
her teeth.
Dixie: Oh, no.
Tad: Ja.
Dixie: Well, you know,
dental hygiene is very
important.
Tad: Hmm.
Dixie: Yes.
Ah, look, how nice.
Tad: [Normal voice]
well, I'm always thinking.
Dixie: [Normal voice] yes.
And what are you thinking about,
I wonder.
Tad: Probably the same thing
you are.
Dixie: Oh, really?
Tad: Yeah.
Dixie: I doubt it.
How you feeling?
Tad: Never better.
Dixie: Oh, good.
Really?
Prove it.
Tad: Squeeze me?
Dixie: No, you know,
walk a couple steps.
Tad: You're testing me?
Dixie: Well, after that
little show last night, I mean,
can you blame me?
Tad: Show?
Excuse me, the show?
That was, you know -- that was
a great show.
Dixie: It was a great show,
but you were in a lot of pain,
remember?
Tad: Well, you know,
sometimes, they say,
pain enhances pleasure.
Dixie: Oh, not in my book,
it doesn't.
By the way, the pain that you're
feeling -- is it just muscle?
Tad: Yeah.
As far as I know, it's just some
strained muscles and ligaments.
Why?
A nice hot mud bath would
probably make me feel great.
Why do you ask?
Dixie: Oh, just curious.
Tad: I could probably dig up
a nice, hot, steaming,
murky mud bath for the two
of us.
What do you --
Dixie: Oh, no, that's not --
no, that's ok.
Tad: Something I said?
Dixie: No, no.
Let's just -- let's just
cuddle, ok?
Tad: Honey, are you -- are
you sure you're all right?
I mean, you --
you look as white as a sheet.
Dixie: Oh, no, white is good.
White is healthy.
Tad: Not that white.
Dixie: No, I'm just tired.
I'm tired.
Tad: Liebchen?
Dixie: You want to lose that
hand?
Tad: Ooh, delicious.
Dixie: No, I'm serious, Tad.
Honey, I'm sorry.
I think I've been poisoned.
Tad: Poisoned?
Baby, what do you mean,
poisoned?
What are the symptoms?
Dixie: Isn't the room
spinning?
Tad: You dizzy?
Dixie: Oh, God.
Who wouldn't be with the room
turning around and around?
Oh, you don't feel it?
The stomach churning --
Tad: No, no.
I'm sorry to say I feel
perfectly fine.
Dixie: Oh, no.
Must have been that Chinese
food.
I can't believe -- you don't
feel it?
Tad: No.
Probably because I had
the kung pao chicken
and you were scarfing down that
moo shu pork.
Or maybe you just respond badly
to MSG
Dixie: Oh, stop.
No, they said there wasn't
any MSG
[Knock on door]
Tad: Yeah, right.
And that's probably
the Easter bunny.
Hang on!
Yeah, I'm coming.
Dixie: Oh.
Tad: Morning.
Waiter: Good morning.
There we go.
Trouble there.
Room service here with
your breakfast in bed.
Weave fresh fruit,
clotted cream, sausage,
scrambled eggs.
If there's anything that's not
to your liking, just let us
know, and we'll be sure to have
it sent to you.
[Dixie runs to the bathroom]
Tad: Take it back.
Waiter: Excuse me?
Tad: Trust me, pal --
take the food downstairs
and bring up some bicarbonate
of soda for Mrs. Martin and some
Epsom salts for me.
Waiter: Certainly.
Tad: Hang on.
Bring it back…
[Tad grabs the pot of coffee]
Tad: There you go.
Thank you.
Gillian: This is such a novel
experience, having a man
as a friend.
I've never had that before.
Jake: Not even with Ryan?
Gillian: No, not at first.
You know, he was just like every
other man I've known,
just wanting -- you know.
Jake: Ah, that.
Gillian: I've never known
the other.
You know, the friend part.
I mean, the -- just
the intricacies of seduction is
a very, very difficult process.
Jake: How would you
describe it?
Leaving out the technical
details.
Gillian: It's a highly
refined series of movements
so ingrained in your brain,
you don't even have to think
about it.
Jake: And the end result
being what?
Gillian: A man realizing that
he can't live without the woman.
Jake: That's -- that's pretty
potent stuff.
Gillian: But, as you've shown
me, not always a requirement
for a relationship to work,
and Ryan and I did end up
as friends.
Jake: Well, I, for one,
am very happy that you and I are
friends.
You know that.
Gillian: So am I.
And now that it's just so,
I would hate to endanger it.
Jake: We won't.
Don't worry about that.
We're rock solid.
Gillian: But then?
Jake: "Then" what?
Gillian: Well, in Hungary
and all those other continents,
when a man kissed me like
you kissed me last night,
the man would show up
in the middle of the night
at my bedroom door,
and you didn't.
Why?
Adam: I met Mrs. Lavery a few
times socially, and she's
a friend of Hayley's.
As we know, Hayley suffers
no fools.
Scott: Still, that's an odd
combo -- Gillian and Hayley.
Adam: Yes, I think
the friendship blossomed while
the Laverys were at Wildwind.
Mateo and Hayley were there,
too.
Scott: I see I have a lot
to catch up on.
Adam: Yes.
And the way Gillian handled that
farce of a rape investigation.
She is, if nothing else, loyal.
And she obviously needs a job.
Scott: Why do you say that?
Adam: She's staying at Myrtle
Fargate's boarding house,
for God's sake.
It's hardly a setting
for a Princess.
Didn't -- didn't the Andrassy
family, at least her part of it,
lose all their money?
Scott: Ah, but she found
some.
Adam: Found some?
Found what? Money?
Scott: $100,000 Worth.
I don't think I should say more
about that.
Adam: Oh, come on, Scott.
Don't -- don't start a story
like that and then stop
in the middle.
How would Gillian find $100,000?
Marian: Oh, I gave it to her,
darling.
Adam: You gave it?
That's hardly your style,
Marian.
Where in the world would you get
$100,000?
Marian: Well, if you want
to know, I found it.
Adam: You found it.
Marian: Yes, and you're right
about it not being my style
to give money away,
Adam, but, after all, it wasn't
mine.
Adam: Whose was it?
Marian: It was a friend
of Gillian's.
Adam: A friend.
A friend.
Hayward.
Gillian and David Hayward.
Tad: Here you go, liebchen.
Down the hatch.
Dixie: I hate this stuff.
Tad: Yeah, well, it's either
drink it or fly back
to Pine Valley with an air
sickness bag between your knees.
Dixie: Nice.
That's charming.
Tad: Look at this.
I just read it.
"Mayor rushed to hospital.
His honor the mayor, who was
taken rather spectacularly ill
at the opera last night,
attributed the sudden onset
of his illness to having dined
on moo shu pork from a midtown
Chinese restaurant,
said restaurant having since
been closed down by the health
department."
Dixie: Just my luck.
Tad: Well, at least we know
our takeout came from a trendy
spot.
Dixie: It's better if it came
from a healthy spot.
Oh!
Just throw me out the window,
put me out of my misery.
Tad: Honey, I hate to tell
you, the way my back feels right
now, I couldn't drag
you to the window.
Dixie: Ha-ha.
[Telephone rings]
Tad: I'll get it.
Dixie: Thank you.
Tad: Hello.
No, she's right here.
Who's calling?
Dixie: Oh, no.
Tad: Ok.
Hang on.
Dixie: What?
Tad: Somebody named Becca
for you.
Dixie: Becca?
Tad: Yeah.
Dixie: Gimme.
She wouldn't call unless it was
an emergency.
Marian: Well, I have
absolutely no idea who gave
Gillian the $100,000.
Adam: Where did you find
the money?
Marian: Well, I reeled it in.
Stuart was teaching me how
to fish in Pine Valley Lake.
Scott: Good catch.
Adam: You reeled in a fish
stuffed with money?
Marian: No, darling, I reeled
in this kind of
chartreusey-looking little
pouch.
Obviously it was waterproof
because when we opened it up,
it was stuffed with all that
money.
Adam: Why didn't you keep it?
Marian: Well, because it
wasn't ours.
Adam: Come on.
That doesn't sound like
the Marian Colby I know.
Marian: Well, the Marian
Colby you knew is gone.
I am Mrs. Stuart chandler,
and Mrs. Stuart chandler does
the right thing.
Adam: Because Stuart wouldn't
let you do otherwise.
Marian: Stuart and I thought
it would be best to place an ad
in the paper to try and find
the rightful owner.
So we described the pouch
slightly.
You know, not fully in detail.
And Gillian answered the ad,
described what was inside of it,
and, voila, we gave
her the money.
Adam: This friend --
he gave her the money because?
Marian: Because she
and Ryan -- they were
on the run.
Adam: Who could spare that
kind of money?
Scott: You.
Marian: Your daughter could.
Adam: No, no.
Hayley wanted to help Gillian,
but that idiot Montgomery put
her in jail.
You're sure Gillian didn't say
anything about who gave it
to her?
Marian: Well, darling,
I didn't think it was my place
to ask her about it.
Adam: Yes.
Oh, good grief, I'm late
for a meeting.
I'm sorry.
You don't mind finishing
breakfast alone, do you?
Scott: Whatever works
for you.
Adam: Excuse me.
Marian: Bye, Adam.
Off to make another
$100 billion, I suppose.
Well, are you ready to meet
the sweetest, most adorable baby
in the entire world?
Scott: I wonder if I should
call Gillian.
Marian: Oh, darling,
she'll be all right.
I mean, Gillian is a damsel who
can fight off any dragon,
I promise you.
Scott: I suppose so.
Let's go see my new cousin, eh?
Marian: Come on.
You're going to adore her.
She is so cute, and she looks
just like me.
[Scott laughs]
Marian: I knew that would
make you laugh.
Jake: Gillian, the fact that
I didn't come by your bedroom
door last night wasn't
because I don't find
you desirable or attractive.
Au contraire.
Gillian: I'm confused.
Jake: Don't be.
I -- I just -- I don't rush
into physical relationships.
I'm not saying that I never did
before, but when I did,
more often than not, it was
a mistake, so --
Gillian: So you'd like
to savor the possibilities.
Jake: Yeah.
Well, that and I respect
your pre-existing situation.
You're in love with Ryan still.
Gillian: Before Ryan, a kiss
was a delightful experience,
nothing more.
Jake: Well, whatever our kiss
was, I thought it was very nice.
And like I said, I hope that it
made you think of something else
for a change, besides
your current situation.
Gillian: I'm still confused.
Jake: But you're not
pressured.
You don't feel pressured
or obligated?
Gillian: No, no.
No, I feel --
Jake: You feel that it was
wrong for me to kiss you?
Gillian: No, I'm glad
you kissed me.
I liked it.
Scott: Colby is the sweetest
little baby I've ever seen.
Marian: Oh, Stuart
and I can't get enough of her,
but we have to be sensible.
I mean, Liza's going to bar
the door to us if we keep coming
over here.
Stuart absolutely dotes on her.
Scott: Well, Colby's very
lucky to have you two.
Marian: And we're lucky
to have her.
She's so sweet and innocent and,
you know, I wish everybody were
like that.
It still kills me to think
of what that witch Vanessa
Bennett said about Stuart last
night.
Scott: Well, I'm sure she'll
get what she deserves one
of these days.
Marian: Yes, well, I hope
the day is soon, and I hope it
includes her losing her teeth,
going bald, and getting
an incurable skin disease.
Scott: The skin disease might
not be bad.
Marian: Scott Chandler,
you do have hidden promise.
Scott: I know what it's like
to want to get even.
Marian: You?
Good, sweet-hearted Scott?
Scott: Well, it's hard to be
sweet and good-hearted when
the whole world is crumbling
around your head.
Marian: Oh, you mean when
your mother died?
Scott: Yeah.
You know, she was the only good
thing I'd ever had in my life --
until Dad adopted me.
I don't know what I would've
done if he hadn't come
into our lives.
Marian: Yes, well,
things were very bleak for me,
as well.
But, of course, not
in the same way.
Scott: I don't remember
my birth father too well.
Except that he got hooked
on drugs, gave Mom aids,
and then deserted us.
Marian: Well, you know,
Scott, people do very ugly
things sometimes, but I'm sure
before the drugs got him that
your father really loved you.
Scott: I'll never know.
But dad's just pure gold,
isn't he?
He couldn't even conceive
of doing things like that. He just gets better and better.
Marian: Yes, he sure does,
doesn't he?
Scott: But that -- that
didn't stop me from being a real
jerk about him when I was
in school.
Kids would say nasty things
about him or make fun of him.
Marian: Yes, but that doesn't
make you a jerk.
Scott: No.
But wishing he would change --
that does.
Can you believe I used to want
him to be more like uncle Adam?
Marian: Oh, dear God, no.
Scott: Exactly.
But then I got older
and I realized that I'm real
lucky to have dad the way he is.
Marian: We both are Scott,
believe me.
We both are.
Stuart: Now, what you have
to do is decide what you want
to draw and imagine it
on the paper.
That way, you'll know how much
space you have.
Petey: I want to draw a fish.
Stuart: A fish.
Very good.
Where?
In an ocean?
A lake?
A river?
Petey: In the sky.
Stuart: In the sky.
That's great.
Ok.
We'll do the fish.
Let's see.
We'll put him -- ok, where do
you see -- where do you look
first?
Petey: There.
Stuart: There.
Right there, ok.
You put the fish right there.
Now, what you do is when
you hold the crayon, you hold it
like that.
Might feel a little strange
at first.
And then like it's a piece
of your arm, you move your whole
arm when you draw.
Ok?
Very good.
Palmer: Well, Peter.
Hey.
You look like a real artist.
Hey, come over here.
Come on.
Petey: Daddy, I didn't know
you were coming.
Stuart: I didn't, either.
Palmer: Well, I just wanted
to see how my boy was doing
with his art lessons.
Certainly glad he's working
with you.
Got talent, hasn't he?
Stuart: Oh, I'm sure he does.
Palmer: Yeah.
Well, I just wanted to make sure
that his creativity was being
developed as it should be.
Stuart: Petey, why don't
you go draw your fish.
I want to talk to your daddy
for just a minute.
Palmer, why are you really here?
Palmer: Well, I did want
to talk to you about Peter,
but that's not why I'm here.
Stuart: I know.
Why are you here?
Palmer: Well, to take my son
out and spend the day with me.
Stuart: Opal didn't say
anything about that.
Palmer: Of course she didn't.
She's been so distracted
with this fool notion of hers
that, you know, to resurrect
the Glamorama, she just forgot
about the schedule.
I assure you it is my day
with Peter, and we'll arrange
a lesson for another day.
Stuart: No -- no.
No, you won't.
Belinda: I am so glad
we decided to do this.
I really needed a break.
I get so tired of depositions,
briefs, client consults.
Adrian: And then there's me.
Belinda: And then there's
you.
You know, you were really
the protector of Opal this
morning.
Adrian: Well, you know,
Palmer being the rat man
and all, he's a dirty,
sneaky, no-good man.
And if he tries to ruin or wreck
this Glamorama train, I swear
to you, I will settle his hash
personally.
Belinda: You know,
Adrian, that's exactly what
I mean.
You are looking out
for her so much, I think you're
starting to sound like her.
Adrian: Oh, come on.
Opal needs a break,
don't you think?
Belinda: Yeah, she does.
And I think this spa plan is
just going to be the ticket
for her.
Adrian: I think so, too.
It'll get her mind off
the rat man and get her back
interested in things that she's
always loved doing.
Hey, did I tell you I got
a letter from my mom?
Belinda: No.
What'd she say?
Adrian: Well, actually,
I haven't had a chance to read
it yet.
Let's take a look and have
a little wine.
Belinda: Oh.
Well, thank you.
Adrian: Ok.
"Dear son,
I can't tell you how wonderful
it was to see you so settled
in pine valley.
What a lovely little town
and so many nice people.
I enjoyed that wedding
and meeting all your new
friends.
But I most especially
appreciated being able to meet
opal after all these years.
And I know this situation hasn't
been easy on you, but one day
I'm sure you'll come to know
just how lucky you really are.
By the way, I visited
with your sister and the baby
yesterday, and they send
their love. Then for --"
blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah --
Belinda: Adrian?
Adrian: Hmm?
Belinda: What aren't
you reading me?
Adrian: Oh, just baby talk.
You know moms.
Belinda: Baby talk, huh?
Adrian: Yeah.
Belinda: Uh-uh.
I don't think so.
Adrian: You think you know
what's in this letter?
Belinda: I think I know
exactly what's in that letter.
Adrian: Ok.
Give it a shot.
Belinda: Ok.
Your mom is totally in love
with her new grandbaby,
and she's pleased that
your sister is happily married.
But she just can't help
but think, wouldn't it be
wonderful if you could find
the right person and settle down
and have your own family.
Adrian: You know, that is one
special talent you got there,
lady.
Dixie: Oh, well, I'm so glad
that everything went well.
Yeah, well, I'll see
you soon, ok?
Ok.
Drive safe.
Ok.
Bye.
Tad: So, who is Becca,
and what did she want?
Dixie: Rebecca Tyree is
a dear, sweet friend of mine
from Pigeon Hollow, and she was
just calling to check in.
Tad: On your honeymoon?
Dixie: No.
She is driving some of my stuff
from Pigeon Hollow up here,
and so she said that -- I forgot
I asked her to check in when
she hit the road.
So that's what she was doing.
Tad: Well, she sounds
trustworthy.
Dixie: Yes.
As the day is long.
Tad: As the day is long.
She must be a West Virginia
native.
Dixie: Yes.
Born and bred.
She's very pretty, nice,
lovely, wonderful girl who's got
the patience of a saint.
And she's -- let's see --
too old for Junior and too young
for you.
But she's just very charming
as all get-out.
Tad: Thank you.
I feel so spry.
And just for your information,
I don't care what kind
of package she comes
in because I'm already spoken
for by the most beautiful woman
in the world, thank you very
much.
Dixie: Well, darling,
who else would take you,
you twisted mass of broken
ligaments and torn muscles?
Tad: Oh!
You should talk.
You, with the wastepaper basket
stuck between your knees,
one foot on the floor and one
foot in the bathroom.
Ha-ha!
Dixie: We are made for each
other, darling.
Tad: Absolutely.
Quasimodo and the barf princess.
Dixie: Ooh.
Tad: However, it is living
proof that champagne and romance
pales in comparison
to the real-life marriage
department. V
Dixie: Ah, yes, this is true.
Champagne and roses -- those are
for wusses!
Tad: Yeah, bring
on the antacid and aspirin.
Dixie: Bring on the dirty
laundry.
Bring on the crabgrass.
Tad: The stockings hanging
over the rod.
Dixie: The smelly socks all
over the floor.
Oh, sweetie
Loving you and
taking care of each other
is the most wonderful thing
in the world.
Coming home and making love
till we're exhausted and can't
think and falling asleep in each
other's arms.
Tad: It's funny -- now I'm
going to vomit.
I'm just kidding.
Come here.
Dixie: Come here, you pig.
Tad: Give your crippled
husband a big, wet one.
Dixie: Crawl in pain.
Beg for mercy.
Tad: Did you brush?
Tad: You stay put.
I'll do the packing.
Dixie: No argument from me.
Tad: Yeah.
One more honeymoon down.
Dixie: And none to go.
This is the last one, ok?
Tad: Well, speak for yourself
there, liebchen.
I intend to be on honeymoon
for the rest of my life
with you.
Dixie: Oh.
We will, sweet pie,
love sticks, sugar, mush, mush.
And minus nasty Chinese
restaurants that shall remain
nameless.
Tad: Speaking of which,
look what I found.
Fortune cookie.
Dixie: Oh.
Talk about omens.
Open it.
Tad: Hmm.
Let's see here.
And the winner goes to --
Dixie: Let me see.
"Your greatest hope is
your greatest fear."
Ridiculous.
So much for ancient Chinese
wisdom.
Adrian: So tell me,
how did you do that?
Belinda: Do what?
Adrian: You know -- tell me
what was in this letter.
I mean, you knew exactly what
was in this letter.
Belinda: Aunt grace.
Now, I know you haven't met
her yet, but you will.
But believe me, Aunt Grace
never -- I mean, never -- misses
an opportunity to remind me that
my clock is ticking and that
marriage is the preferred state
of happiness and that it's
my solemn responsibility
to produce as many beautiful
children for the world
as I possibly can.
Adrian: Oh, she sounds like
my mom.
Belinda: Yeah, I think
they must be reading out
of the same book.
Adrian: So tell me, how come
you're not on that campaign
trail?
Belinda: The campaign to do
what?
Adrian: Well, for me to move
in, for us to, I guess,
you know, make some kind --
Belinda: No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
Don't even say it.
Adrian: What, are
you kidding?
Belinda: No.
Adrian, I'm serious.
Listen, if you want to change
the nature of this
relationship -- you know,
if you want to talk about it,
I'll listen.
But I'm very happy with the way
things are right now.
Like they say, if it ain't
broke, don't fix it.
Adrian: You know, you are one
damn fine woman.
Belinda: And besides,
if I were really out to trap
you, wouldn't I be a fool
for letting you know when I'd
done it?
Marian: Well, if we see what
a treasure Stuart is,
why doesn't the rest
of the world?
Scott: Well, there are a lot
of mean-spirited people out
there who like being
closed-minded and hateful.
I mean, we could spend the rest
of our lives trying to show
these people how special dad is,
but it wouldn't even absorb
into their heads.
They wouldn't get it, anyway.
It's not worth our time.
Marian: Well, it would be
a lot more pleasant if they did.
Scott: For who?
Do you really want to spend
the rest of your life
with the likes of Vanessa
Bennett?
Marian: Oh, please.
She peels the enamel right off
of my teeth.
Scott: What's important is
that you and I know how special
dad is and the special things
that he can do.
Marian: Like painting
with words as well as
on the canvas.
Scott: And that sixth sense
he has.
His ability to look
into people's hearts and see
right into their souls.
Marian: Yes, he does have
that knack, too, doesn't he?
Scott: Generous,
kind, and innocent.
But he's no fool.
I mean, he knows what
the score is.
We don't have to defend him
to anyone.
Stuart: You're not going
to pull any fast ones on me,
Palmer Cortlandt.
Palmer: Fast ones?
Stuart: I know not to let
you take Petey out of here
without Opal's permission.
Palmer: If Opal had her wits
about her, I could have picked
the boy up at the house.
She forgot.
Stuart: Fine.
It'll be easy -- just call
her on the phone, and
if she says you can take Petey,
then you can take Petey.
Palmer: Peter is my son.
I can take him whenever
I want to.
Stuart: No, you can't.
The court gave Opal custody
of your son.
Palmer: Opal and I have
an arrangement.
Stuart: Palmer, I -- I don't
believe you.
And I think you just -- just
better -- just say good-bye
to Petey and go.
Petey, your daddy has to go now.
Palmer: Hi, son.
Well, I certainly am glad that
you're drawing with Stuart.
Petey: Me, too.
Palmer: Yeah.
I have to go to the office now.
You be a good boy, you hear?
Petey: Ok, daddy.
Bye.
Palmer: Bye.
Go on, now.
Palmer: Don't push your luck, Stuart.
Twice is dangerous.
Three times could be deadly
Jake: So you liked the kiss,
huh?
Gillian: Yes, it was very
nice.
But I still love Ryan,
and I don't want you to get
the idea that I don't.
Jake: That's cool.
That's fine.
Gillian: And I might never be
able to get over him.
Jake: I understand that.
We're just friends.
There's no pressure.
Gillian: Good.
I like having you as a friend.
Jake: I like having
you as a friend.
If something else comes out
of it, it won't be because
either one of us pushed
for anything else.
It'll be nice and easy.
Sound good?
Gillian: Sounds good.
Jake:
And you know what sounds better
is another plate full
of muffins.
Yeah?
Gillian: I'll just watch you.
Jake: All right.
[Doorbell rings]
Adam: Oh, good morning.
Gillian: Hi, Mr. Chandler.
Adam: I hope I didn't come
at a bad time.
I was just talking to Scott
about you, and I had an idea
that I'd like to discuss
with you.
Could I come in?
Gillian: Yeah, sure.
Come in.
Adam: Thank you.
I don't think I've ever told
you how much I admire
the loyalty you showed
your husband in this recent
unpleasantness.
Gillian: Thank you.
I only did what was right.
Adam: Modest and intelligent
and very charming.
That's a powerful combination.
It could be very valuable
in the field of business.
Gillian: Oh, I have no sense
of business, Mr. Chandler.
Adam: Well, I could teach
you everything you need to know.
Which brings me to the point
of my visit.
I want to make you an offer.
Gillian: What kind
of an offer?
Adam: The opportunity
to regain the position that you,
as a Princess, deserve to be
experiencing.
Gillian: And what would
I need to do?
Adam: You need to give me
something that will help me.
And I will give you something
that will definitely help you.
Jake: She doesn't need any
help from you.
She doesn't need anything
from you.
Adam: I believe I was talking
to Mrs. Lavery.
Jake: Well, I believe you're
talking to me right now.
You better tell me what the hell
you're doing here.
Right now.