Becca: I won a trip for four
to Jungleland.
Scott: Well, my documentary
can't compete with "Cap 'n Bob,"
but your story really gave it
focus.
I'd like you to tell it
on video.
Becca: I can't.
Scott: Why not?
Becca: To me, that's kind
of embarrassing, you know?
And it happened a whole
lifetime ago.
Scott: Last summer?
Becca: I was sweet 16
and never been kissed.
Well, not exactly.
I mean, when I was 5,
I got married to Clem Wigger,
but that's a whole other story.
Scott: Why don't you want
to do this video?
Becca: I'd rather just forget
about the whole thing.
I mean, I fell for my teacher,
and he was married.
Scott: He did you dirty,
and you exposed him on video.
And you threw a punch for women.
Becca: I didn't do it
for a cause, though.
I did it to stand up for myself.
Scott: You're n a worthy
cause?
Becca: Ok.
So let's say that I do this
video and your uncle funds
the whole thing and it goes
public access.
What does that make me look
like?
Naive?
Nasty?
I mean, I don't want to scare
away every guy who'd even think
about going out with me.
Scott: You wouldn't.
I'd go out with you
in a heartbeat.
Jake: No, whoa, Dixie.
Just take it easy.
Take it easy.
Dixie: I'm fine. I'm fine.
Jake: I just want you to give
your head a minute to clear.
Dixie: Look, it's just my --
it's probably my blood sugar,
ok?
I -- I skipped breakfast.
I just need a cookie
or something.
Jake: I'll give you
a lollipop after we run a blood
test.
Trevor: Hey, the Pine Valley
chapter of the loyal order
of friendly raccoons,
come to order, please.
Tad: All hail the grand high
exalted ruler.
Trevor: I love you, too.
Jack: Hey, Ralph, you mind
if I smoke?
Tad: I don't care
if you burn.
Jack: Very good.
Trevor: Ok, guys,
what's on the docket?
Jack: Why don't you bring
Trevor here up to speed.
Adrian: Well, Opal just
scored big against Palmer
in court today.
She now has full custody
of Petey.
Trevor: Who says there's
no justice in the world.
Tad: Well, there's definitely
something.
You missed the two of them
duking it out in here
a minute ago.
Jack: Yeah, it looked very
much to me like Opal had the old
boy on the ropes.
Adrian: Now it's our job
to finish him off.
Trevor: Floor's taking
suggestions.
Tad: Well, the fact is
Palmer's already been wiped out
on the home front.
Adrian: But our bid to retire
him from Cortlandt Electronics is not over.
Tad: Which is where
you come in.
Trevor: Hmm?
Tad: Yeah.
We've been sitting around adding
up how many votes it was going
to take to oust the old goat
from the C.E.O.'S position.
We know Dixie will back us
with her shares.
Adrian: But now we need
Erica's block to score a coup.
Trevor: Erica's in Brazil.
Tad: Yep.
And you've got her proxy.
How do you spell victory?
Trevor: Ooh.
Jack: Fellow raccoons,
if I can play the devil's
advocate for just a second
here now.
Palmer's lost his estate,
half his assets, and his son.
I mean, would it be the end
of the world if he was allowed
to keep his company?
Adrian and Tad: Yes.
Jack: Well, that answers that
question.
Adrian: Look, we know Palmer
will take whatever little power
he has left to destroy Opal
and my little brother.
And as long as I'm alive,
that's not going to happen.
Opal: From now on, it is
my world, and Palmer Cortlandt
just lives in it.
Brooke: So, what is
the surprise?
Janet: Don't start
without us.
Opal: Hi!
Where's Phoebs?
Brooke: She's in Cairo again
with Langley.
Where else?
Opal: Cairo.
Hey, that reminds me.
Did any of you know that
Cleopatra was the first to wear
permanent eyeliner?
Myrtle: Go on.
Brooke: I knew that.
Belinda: No, I can't say that
I did.
Opal: No, no.
The history of makeup is a real
page-turner.
I mean, like, kiss-proof
lipstick.
There was this evil
Empress Livia who lived
in ancient Rome, and
she invented this lip color that
was pure poison.
Janet: My kind of woman.
Brooke: Really?
Opal: Literally, yes.
Kiss of death.
It just swept the empire like
the plague.
Janet: And I'll bet
with every purchase, you get
a tote embroidered with a skull
and crossbones.
Belinda: This is all great,
but wait a minute.
What is this mini makeup lecture
leading up to?
Opal: Well, it's my core
belief, you know, that each one
of us is born with a destiny,
just like Cleopatra or the evil
Empress Livia.
And, well, I'm just proud
to take my place in history
alongside women who've made
their mark in the beauty biz.
And so I am going to show
you my destiny, face-lifted
for the millennium, today.
You know, some renovations,
restorations, a few coats
of paint, and a little touchup.
I mean, heck, we all need
touchups once in a while, right?
So without further ado,
I am pleased as punch
to introduce you to the new
Glamorama!
Come in and have a look.
Brooke: Oh, my goodness.
[All talking at once]
Brooke: Don't have to go far.
This is beautiful.
Opal: Well, this is going
to be the sitting area.
Yeah, you can all chat,
you know, in between
your treatments and stuff.
It's not the Golden Door yet.
You got to use your
imaginations.
We got to redo the couch
and a few things like that.
But I just wanted you all
to have a little preview
of the things to come, you know?
Oh, darn it, I wish Erica could
be here.
She'd give us a few beauty tips,
wouldn't she?
Myrtle: Oh, boy.
Nurse: Ms. Kane,
we've completed your lab work
and preliminary exam.
All we need now is your
signature on these forms.
Erica: So many?
Nurse: The top one is
the consent for surgery.
Erica: Notification
for next of kin?
Nurse: Someone we can contact
in case of complications.
Erica: Does Dr. Fascinella
expect complications?
Nurse: No, it's merely
a precaution.
Are you married?
Erica: No, I'm actually
between husbands at the moment.
Nurse: I see.
What about your parents?
Erica: Oh, no.
My father is unreachable.
My mother -- my mother has
passed away.
Nurse: Oh.
Children, then?
Erica: Well, I have a little
girl, Bianca, but she's only 12.
I certainly don't want
to frighten her with this.
Nurse: We need a name,
Ms. Kane.
Erica: Yes.
Myrtle.
Myrtle Fargate.
What's this?
Nurse: You understand that
Dr. Fascinella can't guarantee
the results.
This procedure is considered
experimental.
Your signature releases
the hospital from any liability
if the surgery is not
successful.
Jake: All right, now you can
talk.
Dixie: Thank you.
I don't need a blood test.
Jake: Not everyone passes out
my arms in the ER
Dixie: I told you -- I just
skipped breakfast.
That's all.
Jake: Dixie, you came
to the hospital to see a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
Now let me check you over.
Dixie: Jake, you're
my brother-in-law.
Jake: Exactly.
If something's wrong
with you and you walk out
of here, Tad will kill me.
Dixie: Well, let's just leave
Tad out of it, ok?
Don't go telling tales out
of school.
Patient's entitled to some
privacy.
Jake: Uh-huh.
You are a patient.
We are making some progress.
Dixie, what are you scared of?
Dixie: I'm sca-- I'm scared
that I have my kidney trouble
again.
I'm scared that my heart
is having problems.
I'm scared of losing my life.
Jake: Let me call Tad.
Dixie: No.
Tad: Oy.
You look like a male stripper.
Jack: What does the copy say?
Trevor: "Adrian Dawson,
a.k.a. Adrian sword,
former government operative,
discharged from service due
to family scandal.
This one-time chauffeur" --
I didn't know you could drive --
"has initiated a hostile
takeover of Cortlandt
Electronics.
This is the same renegade who
held current C.E.O. Palmer
Cortlandt hostage and left him
to die in a mountain cabin.
Although no longer licensed
to kill, consider Mr. Sword
extremely dangerous."
Tad: Well, the good news is
they spelled your name right.
The bad news is that earring is
definitely not your friend.
Adrian: Give me that.
I'm going to sue his butt.
Trevor: You can't sue
if it's true.
Adrian: I should have popped
him when I had a chance.
Tad: Well, there's something
we can all agree on.
Jack: You know, it seems
to me that Palmer fired
the first salvo in this battle.
All you have to do now is return
fire.
Tad: It's brilliant.
It's a good idea.
Start your own negative P.R.
Jack: Exactly.
Adrian: Yeah, Palmer has
enough skeletons in his closet
to fill a graveyard.
Trevor: Oh, wait a sec.
If you want to place an ad
in a major tome like this,
it's going to cost you a lot
of bucks.
Tad: How much money you got
in your war chest?
Adrian: Can't say much.
Tad: No problem.
I got a feeling Opal would be
all too willing to dig deep.
After all, Palmer's demise is
such a worthy cause.
Opal: Well, you know,
when I was a little girl,
me and my mommy used to watch
this TV show -- "Queen
for a Day."
Do you remember it?
You know, they'd bring on all
these women.
They'd tell their hard-luck
stories, and then the one that
had the most heartbreaking tale
of woe, she'd win something like
a combo washer-dryer
or something, and they'd let
her parade around the stage
wearing this cheesy gold crown.
You know, believe it or not,
there was a time when I was
married to Palmer that he made
me feel like a queen,
even though I was up
to my elbows in chicken fat
and my crown was a paper hat
that said "cluck and say howdy"
on it.
Well, obviously, that time has
passed, and it just got me
thinking, you know, why do
we always have to wait
for somebody to come
into our lives to make us feel
like royalty?
Belinda: Yeah.
Opal: And that's why the Glamorama will be reopening
for business.
The new and improved Glamorama,
where every woman feels like
a queen.
So bring on your clogged pores,
your puffy eyelids, your broken
fingernails, and your broken
souls.
And ye shall be revived!
Brooke: Hallelujah!
Sounds great to me.
What are the services?
Opal: Oh, we got a whole line
of new services, everything
from acupuncture to Zen
meditation.
And there's going to be,
like, this all-day spa special
where you can get a manicure,
pedicure, massage, facial,
and luncheon.
I'm going to call it
the Glamoramathon.
Myrtle: Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Opal: And we got some
great -- I found some great
folks that are going to be
on staff here.
Everything they can fix --
your P.M.S., Your insomnia,
your irregularity, whatever it
is, we got somebody for all
of it.
There's this Mr. Chang.
He does Chinese -- he's
a Chinese herbalist.
And this empress -- no,
countess -- oh, I said wrong --
Countess Swana -- she does
past-life regression, so look
out for her.
And then there's Sven.
Myrtle: Oh.
Opal: And Sven will do just
about anything you ask him to.
Myrtle: Anything?
Brooke: Is he booked?
Opal: As long as it's legal.
Yeah, he's not booked.
Brooke: Well, there must be
a grand opening.
There has to be an opening
to this, so --
Opal: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, the grand opening is still
a little ways off, but I just
wanted to offer you ladies,
you know, an afternoon of beauty
and pampering on the house
as kind of a dry run dress
rehearsal.
Janet: So we're your
guinea pigs?
Myrtle: Yeah.
Opal: Yeah.
Myrtle: Well, where's
the hired help?
Opal: Oh, they're
in the back, breaking out
the champagne and the chocolate
truffles.
Myrtle: Oh. Wow.
Brooke: I haven't had
a facial in -- I can't tell
you how long.V
Belinda: Yeah, and we don't
need to talk about my nails.
Brooke: Oh, look
at her nails.
Belinda: Don't look at them.
Janet: And I want to hear
more about Sven.
Opal: Sven, huh?
Brooke: That Sven guy.
Opal: Well, have any
of you ever had a Swedish
massage?
Because I'll tell you, when Sven
has his magic fingers work
their wonders, you will thank
your maker for the northern
exposure.
No, no, don't take my word
for it.
Erica swears by this man.
[Erica sits at her desk in Rio writing]
Erica's voice:
"Darling Bianca, Rio is
absolutely breathtaking.
Someday, I want to bring
you here, and we'll see all
the sights.
Maybe we'll visit during
carnival time.
My surgery is scheduled for this
afternoon.
I am brimming with
anticipation."
David: You don't have to drop
me a line.
Erica: Why are you here?
Dixie: You know, off and on,
every once in a while.
Look, I didn't tell Tad yet
because I didn't know anything, all right, and I can't tell him
until I know what exactly is
happening to me, ok?
Jake: Ok. All right.
I can respect that, but I also
respect my brother,
your husband.
You know, the part in the vows
about "in sickness and
in health"?
Dixie: I know that, but we've
only been married a few weeks.
It's too soon.
We haven't had enough time,
Jake.
You know, he's so happy.
You saw him this morning.
I don't want to bring him down
unless I absolutely have to,
ok, until I know exactly what's
happening to me.
Jake: Maybe it's nothing.
Maybe it's some kind
of low-grade virus that you just
can't shake.
Dixie: Yeah, right, and maybe
it's something more serious.
Jake: All the more reason
I think Tad should know
so he can be here to
support you.
Dixie: No.
Look, I'm already going out
of my mind about this.
I don't need to put your brother
through that agony.
Jake: I don't think he should
be kept in the dark.
Dixie: I was just sure that
this would pass.
Jake: Just like it did
in New York.
Dixie: Jake, I know that
you love Tad.
He is your brother.
But Tad is my whole life.
Junior and Jamie and Tad --
they are my whole world,
and I don't want to worry
my boys unless I know that there
is something really wrong
with me.
Becca: Well, ok.
So let's say that we do this
video, and, well, guys like
you will think it's me sort
of come-on or a challenge.
I'll have to shave my head,
change my phone number,
and start walking funny.
Scott: Would you deny
a scorsese-in-training?
Becca: Hey, hey, you talking
to me?
Scott: See, there you go.
You're a natural.
And with your background --
in filmmaking, you could really
help me.
You could give me some pointers.
Becca: Haven't you ever heard
of the Auteur theory?
Scott: No.
Becca: One filmmaker,
one vision.
Scott: All right,
you're pushing me to the wire
here.
You know, the first film I made
for my sophomore credit was
on cats.
Becca: You're joking, right?
Scott: No.
Sleeping cats.
Jumping cats.
Stretching and yawning cats.
Cats falling off of
a window sill.
It was like "nuttiest videos,"
but without the laughs.
I got a c-minus, but a real firm
offer from the pet channel.
Becca: Well, I never could
resist a shaggy cat story.
Scott: You know, when Orson
Welles was making
"Citizen Kane," he had
no budget.
All he had were some very
talented actors and a real
vision.
All I got is half a thought
and you.
But who knows how far this
could go?
Becca: Ok, ok.
Where's your camera?
Hurry up before I chicken out.
Becca: This is a story
with a happy ending.
Erica: I didn't know that
Dr. Fascinella had called
you to come here.
David: He didn't.
Erica: Well, I don't
believe you.
He performed an E.K.G. on me
yesterday, so something must be
wrong my heart or he wouldn't
have called you.
David: No.
I spoke with Eduardo,
but there's no cause for alarm.
Your heart is doing fine.
And he's very confident that
the procedure will go well.
Erica: Well, if my heart
is fine, then why are you here?
David: I've never been
to Rio.
The chance to see it
and you at the same time proved
irresistible.
Erica: Excuse me?
David: You're about to have
major surgery, Erica.
I didn't think you should be
alone.
Erica: You feel sorry for me.
David: Why would I feel sorry
for you?
You're beautiful,
you're courageous, you're
the only woman I've ever met who
didn't bore me to tears within
the first five minutes.
You make my life interesting,
Erica.
I wanted to be here for you.
Erica: You put your entire
practice on hold so you could
just come down here and hold
my hand?
David: Undergoing surgery can
be traumatic -- wondering,
when you come out from
the anesthetic, if your life has
changed.
It's scary.
Erica: Well, m not
frightened.
I'm not frightened at all.
I've been looking forward
to this operation for months.
David: But you also have
a lot riding on the outcome.
It is only natural to be afraid.
Erica: Sorry to disappoint
you.
David: Is it so difficult
for you to admit that you're
only human, that you're
vulnerable, just like the rest
of us mere mortals?
Erica: Oh, now, I never
thought that you considered
yourself a mere mortal.
David: Here you are about
to undergo a reconstructive
surgery, but you can't resist
the urge to stick it to me.
Erica: Would you prefer that
I was a quivering mess?
David: On the contrary.
I think your ability to hold it
all together, keep your sense
of humor intact is admirable.
Erica: Well, I'm not afraid
of Fascinella.
I mean, I trust Fascinella.
And I'm not afraid of the
anesthetic, and I'm not afraid
of getting off the operating
table.
David: But you are afraid
of what you'll see once
the bandages come off.
Erica: Well, I've waited
for a long time.
And I prayed for a miracle.
And I did somewhere in my heart
keep my hope alive that I would
come out of the surgery the same
person I was before
the accident.
But now that that miracle is
within reach, I am frightened.
I am frightened out of my mind.
David: When we crashed
into that truck, it was like
going through a looking glass.
You can come out the other side,
Erica.
And you might not be the person
that you left behind, but that
might not be a tragedy.
Erica: Well, you're right
about one thing.
I mean, even if my face is fully
restored, I will never be
the same person again.
David: Neither of us will
ever be.
Erica: And, you know,
I could stand that if I could
just look in a mirror recognize
myself, just see myself again.
You know, the worst thing when
my mother died was that I knew
that I would never, ever see
her face smiling back at me
again.
And I don't want that
for Bianca.
I don't want Bianca to lose me.
I want her to able to see me.
I want her to be able to see
my face, my smile, the way
she always has.
And I'd like to be
familiar-looking to my friends
and my family.
I'd like to have my old smile
back.
I'd like to have my old
cheekbones.
I'd like to just know who
I really am.
David: You don't need
a mirror to tell you who
you are.
Look at me.
Look into my eyes.
Tell me what you see.
Erica: No, I can't.
David: Then I'll tell
you what I see.
I see a strong, brave,
vulnerable woman who had
the courage to stand up
to my demons and not flinch.
I'm here to return the favor,
Erica.
Whatever you're afraid of,
whatever demons you're facing,
I'll stand up to them with you.
Erica: And if the surgery is
not a success?
David: Don't even think about
that.
Erica: Well, that's all I can
think about.
I mean, the nurse asked me
to sign a release just a little
while ago in case the operation
is a failure.
My face is the face
of Enchantment.
My face is the face that
launched a hundred campaigns
and product lines.
I mean, my life as I know it
could be over.
David: You're right.
It might happen exactly
as you just said.
But you are wrong about
one thing.
Jake: How frequent are
your dizzy spells?
Dixie: Hmm, they sort of come
and go.
You know me, Jake.
I'm not the swooning type.
I was watching a videotape
of my own open-heart surgery
and eating popcorn.
Tad was the one that was under
the sofa.
Jake: Have you had any heart
palpitations?
Dixie: No.
Jake: What about your urine?
Is there anything unusual
about it?
Is it cloudy or dark?
Dixie: No.
Jake: All right.
Well, Dixie, I don't think
anything's wrong with
your kidney or your heart.
You might have some kind
of virus that's causing an inner
ear infection.
That would account for
your dizziness, your vertigo,
your nausea.
Dixie: How can we make sure?
Jake: Well, I want to run
a blood test.
And I want to check out
your ears and do an E.K.G.
Dixie: Can you get
the results of the test today?
Jake: I'll run them through
as quickly as I can.
We need to find out what this
thing is.
And when we do, we're going
to call Tad.
Scott: Cut.
Print.
That's a wrap.
Becca: That was tough.
Scott: You were great.
I found my Queen Amidala.
Becca: Well, thank you,
Mr. Lucas, but
hopefully, I don't have
to change my hair.
Scott: Seriously.
The camera loves you.
Becca: So I've got good bone
structure.
I mean, that and $5 will buy me
a plate of barbecue.
Scott: I want you to produce
this with me.
Becca: You're stark-raving
nuts.
Scott: And you are fresh
as -- what's fresh?
Becca: You mean, you want me
to help you?
Scott: It's not a come-on.
I mean, I'm no Mr. Mac -- Mac --
Becca: Christopher Macilhane.
Scott: Yeah, whatever.
Look, I had a girl.
But we were never really
actually together, so breaking
up wasn't even a choice.
Becca: So you want to avail
yourself of my heartache
for your art?
Scott: Does it still ache?
Becca: No, I guess not.
Scott: So, what's
the problem?
Becca: That, Scott Chandler,
it's a very loaded question.
Myrtle: Oh, boy, this is
good.
This is good.
Opal: Well, let me freshen
your champagne.
Myrtle: Honey, I am half
in the bag already.
Opal: Well, I always say
never do anything halfway.
Myrtle: You're right.
You're right.
Opal: Now, let's see.
Where was I?
Oh, Petey, Petey, honey,
could you not play with those
foils, honey?
We need them for the highlights.
Janet: You know, we should
get Vanessa Bennett in here.
Opal: Vanessa Bennett?
What would I want with that
shrew in my place of business?
Brooke: Well, you know what
you could do?
You could give her a permanent
and leave the rollers in just
little too long.
Belinda: Or you could give
her a bikini wax and just
accidentally turn up the heat
on the wax.
Opal: Good one.V
Brooke: Janet, you should
have seen Vanessa strutting
her stuff at the Valley Inn
today.
Really.
Belinda: Do you think she's
had a face-lift?
Opal: Oh, please.
One more tuck and she wouldn't
be able to blink.
Belinda: Oh, Opal, you are
so bad.
Myrtle: Well, if you can't
say something good about
someone, you just come
to my table, honey.
Opal: Oh, Petey,
Petey, honey, please take it
easy on the sweets, will you?
Brooke: I tell you,
I thought Opal was going
to scratch Vanessa's eyes out.
Opal: What, and ruin
my manicure?
The dame isn't worth it.
You know, but what I want
to know is, why was Hayley
in theValley Inn lobby
with her suitcase?
Belinda: Yeah, and
without Mateo?
Brooke: Well, I don't know.
Maybe she was going out
on a little romantic rendezvous
with Mateo without Raquel
and Max.
Belinda: Hmm.
Janet: Does anybody know
if Vanessa Bennett's still
living at the Valley Inn?
Brooke: Uh-uh.
Opal: I say we call Luigi's
and have them deliver a dozen
pizzas to her room.
Myrtle: With double
anchovies.
Opal: Oh, Petey,
Petey, come on, put the lipstick
down.
These things are not for you.
["Stop in the name of love"
plays]
Belinda: Opal.
Opal, honey, crank up
the volume.
I feel a Diana Ross moment
coming on.
[Music plays louder]
Belinda: Excuse me.
Singers: Baby, baby
I'm aware of where you go
Opal: She is Diana.
Belinda: Come on, now.
Singers: Each time
you leave my door
I watch you
walk down the street
Belinda: And now side
to side.
Singers: Knowing
your other love
you'll meet
Belinda: Yes, take it down.
Take it down.
Opal: Whoo!
Singers: This time
before you run to her
Opal: Here we the wave.
Belinda: Ok, the wave.
Singers: Leaving me
alone and hurt
think it over
I've been good to you
Tad: What the hell is this?
Trevor: No wonder Opal didn't
answer the door.
Jack: Oh, boys.
Looks like we're missing
a party.
Singers: Stop!
In the name of love
before you break my heart
stop! In the name of love
Trevor: Honey, is that you?
Janet: Hi.
Singers: Before
you break my heart
think it over
think it over
Belinda: Oh, I think you've
seen all the parts that count.
Adrian: Yeah, now m
starting to think you're living
some secret life or something.
Belinda: Hey, I just want
to keep you on your toes.
Adrian: Oh, is that right?
Opal: So, come on.
Spill.
What do you think of the new
place?
Tad: Well, it's -- it's you,
Mama.
It's really just exactly you.
Opal: I'm going to take that
as high praise.
But what are you boys doing
here, anyway?
Tad: Brainstorming
anti-Palmer strategies, but that
can wait till later.
Opal: Oh.
You sure?
Tad: Mm-hmm.
Jack: Yeah, actually, I think what these cucumbers
need is just a little bit
of dip.
Brooke: Hey, Mr. 1960s Man,
you always said you wanted to go
back to the earth.
Opal: Petey -- no! Would you stop playing
with the mud pack?
Oh, honestly.
Here, honey.
This just would be the time that
Flossie decides to go visit
her sister in Tucson.
Tad: You need a babysitter,
Mama?
No problem.
Hang on just a tick.
[Telephone rings]
Becca: Martin residence.
Tad: Hi, Becca.
It's Tad.
Becca: Hey.
If you're looking for Dixie,
she's not here.
Tad: No, honey.
Actually, I'm looking for you.
Are you available to baby-sit
on no notice?
Becca: Sure, I guess.
Tad: Terrific, because Mama's
house is a disaster.
Opal: Oh, come on.
Give me the phone.
Tad: No, no, get away
from me.
Opal: No, you just get --
Tad: Get away from me.
It turns out that Peter's
in desperate need of adult
supervision.
We haven't got any adults
with us, so can you come
on right over?
Becca: No problem.
I'll be right over.
Tad: Terrific.
You know where Cortlandt manor
is, right?
Opal: No -- Glamorama.
Tad: Yeah, the Glamorama.
Becca: Yeah.
Tad: It's 25 White Oak Drive.
Becca: Yes.
I'll be right over.
Tad: Ok. Thank you.
Becca: That was Tad.
Opal needs someone to watch
her son.
Scott: I'll give you a ride
if you promise to work
on my documentary.
Becca: Scott, I don't know.
Scott: Look, we'd be a great
team.
And I'll give you equal billing.
Becca: I don't care about
equal billing.
I just can't live off of Tad
and Dixie forever.
I need some way to support
myself --
if I stay -- and that is
a big if.
Scott: Oh.
Will you let me know before
you go back to West Virginia?
Becca: Why?
Scott: Well, because I want
to be able to call to convince
you not to go.
I don't want to call tomorrow
and find out that you're halfway
back to Pigeon Hollow
with nothing but a bag
of fried chicken and a huge
upside-down map to comfort you.
Becca: Ok, Scott Chandler.
You drive a hard bargain.
But I promise I'll let you know
before I go back to
Pigeon Hollow.
David: Erica, no matter what
happens to you in surgery,
you have to know one thing --
you still have your friends.
You still have your family.
The people who love you aren't
going to love you any less
because your face isn't perfect.
Erica: I know I have
my friends.
I know.
And I know that I'll still have
Bianca.
Look, the thing is Bianca's just
at that age, you know,
where she's curious about boys
and love and --
one of the jobs of a mother is
to teach her daughter how to be
a woman.
David: And you're going to do
a wonderful job.
Erica: How can you be so sure
of that?
You don't even know my daughter.
David: You're right,
I don't, but I know you --
or at least I'm learning to.
And your daughter couldn't have
a more beautiful, more
successful woman to look up to
Erica: David, I'm not talking
about makeup tricks and fashion
tips.
I'm talking about --
about learning how to love
and be loved.
David: And she will.
Erica: Well, when she was
so sick that she didn't eat
anymore, when she was in so much
pain that the only thing that
she could even think about was
her imperfections, I kept
thinking to myself, what did
I do?
And what can I do better now?
What can I do to change so that
she can feel better about
herself, she can feel secure
about who she is, so she can
just feel safe about who she is?
David: Just like your mother
made you feel.
Erica: Yes.
That's true.
And I didn't always
appreciate it.
But my mother made me feel like
my life really mattered,
you know, not just to her,
but to the world.
And I want that so much
for Bianca.
I want Bianca to be able
to believe that about herself,
you know with all her heart.
David: I believe it.
I know how much you love
your daughter every time
you mention her name.
Erica: Well, then you'll
understand that I really don't
want her to be overshadowed
by my problems -- I mean,
certainly not now.
David: You do know how to put
your daughter first.
Vanessa -- she always wanted
to be the center of attention.
And she still does.
But there was always this
distance between us
because I spent half
of my childhood trying to figure
out if she really meant what
she said.
Bianca will never have that
problem.
Erica: No but she'll have
others.
David: We all do.
But knowing what you feel
and why you feel it -- that
anchors you.
Erica: Me?
David: With anybody.
But especially you.
You always seem to know what's
going on deep inside you and how
to let it out -- whether it's
through a smile or a small
golden hand mirror.
Erica: I'm sorry.
I am very impulsive,
that's true.
David: No, you are more
yourself than anybody I've ever
known.
And, Erica, it's not just
a child who looks for that.
A man looks for that in a woman,
and it's a lot more important
than being physically beautiful,
perfect.
Erica: You're just saying
that because my life could
change in the next few hours.
What really happens if,
as a woman, I'm just not
attractive?
[David kisses Erica]
David: Light will always shine
from those eyes,
from deep within,
warm and inviting,
leading men home.
[Footsteps]
Nurse: Ms. Kane,
it's time.
David: I'm going to be right
here when you wake up.
Opal: Well, I guess Petey is
really the only fly
in the beauty treatment
ointment, huh?
Tad: Well, how long is
Flossie going to be gone?
Opal: Oh, heck.
How do I know?
Her sister's having a Plantar's
wart removed from the bottom
of her foot, and she could be
weeks before she's up
and around.
Tad: Well, what about
daycare?
Opal: Daycare?
I can't trust -- I can't trust
in that, you know.
Palmer could come by and sop
him out of there behind my back.
Tad: Mm-hmm.
Hey.
Becca: Hi.
Tad: Come on in.
Opal: Oh, there she is.
Tad: Mama, you can breathe
a sigh of relief.
Your child-rearing problems are
over.
This here's Becca.
Becca: Hello.
How are you guys doing?
Now, where is the little
sugar bug?
Tad: I believe the sugar bug
went that way.
Opal: Yeah.
I think so.
Tad: Here he comes now.
Becca: Hey, Pete-man.
My name is Becca.
How would you like to look
for some buried treasure?
Petey: Buried treasure?
Becca: Uh-huh.
You know what?
This whole place is famous
for all its pirate booty.
Oh, that's pirate talk for loot,
not your heinie.
Hey, do you know who Peg-Leg
Pete is?
He's one of your ancestors.
And you know what?
He buried all sorts of gold
doubloons and pieces of eight
right all over this place.
You want to go look?
Ok, let's go.
Tad: Bye-bye.
Opal: Well, praise the lord
and pass the pirate treasure
and we'll all go free.
She's the answer to a mother's
prayer.
Dixie: Hi there.
I was just --
did you get the test results?
Jake: Right here.