ALL MY CHILDREN

MARCH 13, 2001



Laura: I want to throw, like, two major parties before my mom gets home from the islands with the boys, so what else can we do? Just help me think.
Bianca: I -- I'm probably not the best person to ask for advice on planning parties. I mean, you invited Shannon and the rest of them, and they barely treat you like a human.
Laura: Yeah, well, I mean, it's an open kind of thing.
Bianca: Can I ask you a question?
Laura: Ok.
Bianca: You basically get the run of the house when your mother is around, am I right?
Laura: Yeah, but this is so totally different.
Bianca: That's my point. Why?
Laura: Bianca, because I just -- I want to have fun for the first time in my life. Is that ok with you?
Bianca: It's totally not my place to decide.
Laura: Are you judging me?
Bianca: No, no. I just -- don't really get why you're letting this home alone thing affect you the way it is. I mean, it's almost like you're trying to prove something.
Laura: I am. I'm trying to prove to myself I don't have to live in my head, which is exactly where I've been for way too long. And I don't have to obsess about little things that don't matter any--
Laura: More.
Bianca: They don't matter anymore, huh?

Stan: Thanks for meeting me so soon, Leo. I know you're busy with Ryan and the company.
Leo: Well, I'm never too busy to talk about my money, Stan. Speaking of which --
Stan: Considering how awful the markets have been lately, your investment's more than holding its own.
Leo: Good. Good, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Stan: Of course, with some more capital investment, we'd actually see movement much sooner, but --
Leo: Well, how's 100 grand?
Stan: Someone die?
Leo: In a manner of speaking. Let's just -- let's just say I want to get it off my hands.
Stan: I love you guys with old family money.
Leo: Well, I don't know how old it is, but let's just say I want to see it mature, if you know what I mean.
Stan: That I do. And there's someone who knows a little bit about that, too.

[Doorbell rings]

Adam: I can't do this. I'm going out of my mind!
Liza: Oh, thank God.
Hayley: Liza, what is he doing?
Liza: He's climbing the walls. He's like a tiger in a cage. He -- you could stop pacing now, Dear. Hayley and Mateo are here.
Adam: That's wonderful. That's wonderful. Two more people to see me go slowly insane!
Mateo: Doesn't seem to be going too slowly, does it?
Adam: You see what I'm reduced to? I'm a prisoner in my own home.
Hayley: Well, Dad, you just have cabin fever. That's totally natural.
Adam: Oh, oh, oh, really? Is playing every board game known to man with my wife and my child and the entire kitchen staff totally natural?
Hayley: That depends on the game.
Mateo: You know, Adam, Hayley and I could play a game of twist up with you because -- you know, but she's pregnant, so I don't know, maybe --
Adam: I can't do this. I just -- I can't do this.
Liza: Adam --
Adam: Listen, I hate having you see me like this!
Liza: Oh --
Mateo: It's slightly better than the alternative, though, don't you say?
Hayley: Yeah, really. I mean, Mateo is right. Prison or house arrest -- I mean look at this house.
Adam: I am powerless in my own house. Absolutely powerless. It's worse than prison. Besides, no one cares.
Liza: I care.
Adam: Oh, come on, that doesn't count.
Liza: Oh --
Adam: Darling, I don't mean that.
Liza: Listen, you have got to calm down, ok? You're going to give yourself an aneurysm or something.
Adam: Look at me. Look at me. I have no control.
Liza: You're functioning fine.
Adam: I can't even take a lunch meeting in a restaurant!
Liza: Well, you know what? You take a lunch meeting here. This house is nothing to be ashamed of.
Adam: Oh, you don't understand. Don't any of you understand? I am totally locked in my own house with this homing device strapped to my ankle!
Liza: He threatened to gnaw it off with his own teeth. That's when I called you an hour ago.
Hayley: Oh, Dad, you just have to be patient. You just have to wait a little while.
Adam: I don't have a little while. Do you understand?

[Doorbell rings]

Adam: Who else did you call?
Liza: No one. And don't use that tone with me. I am trying to help you.

Barry: Adam.
Adam: Barry. You got the charges against me revoked?
Barry: Revoked? Why would you ask me that? No.
Adam: Why would I ask you that? Oh, I don't know. Just sort of wishful stir-crazy thinking, that's all.
Barry: Adam, are you all right?
Liza: No, he's not.
Adam: What the hell good are you?
Liza: For God's sakes, put Barry down!
Hayley: Get down!
Barry: Do you mind?
Adam: I told you not to come back here until you came back here to let me go, set me free.
Barry: I thought that's what I was doing, in a way. These are your divorce papers from Arlene, and they're real. Is it ok for me to be here now? Adam --
Adam: Oh!
Barry: Adam.
Liza: Oh, no.
Adam: Oh -oh, yes. Yes. Liza, we're getting married.
Liza: That was the general plan.
Adam: Well, now it's a specific plan because we're getting married tonight.
Liza: No. Not tonight.
Adam: Yes, tonight. I can make this work.
Liza: Every time we try to squeeze in a wedding ceremony, it just sort of --
Adam: Falls apart, backfires on us. But not tonight. No, no -- not this time. Look at you. Everyone's here. We'll get your mother. We'll get Stuart. Tonight -- tonight, you'll be my wife.
Adam: Liza, please, please don't make me wait anymore. Please, please, don't make me wait one more night before I have some control over my life.
Liza: You think marrying me is going to give you more control?
Adam: Liza, I love you! And I'm so tired of everyone getting in the way of that. Just -- be my wife tonight. Liza, you're killing me.
Liza: Ok. Tonight.
Hayley: Oh, boy, here we go again
Adam: Yes!
Liza: Ooh.
Mateo: Now, Barry, can you pull that off for him?
Adam: He will if he wants his job.
Barry: That would be a yes.
Adam: All right, all right, everyone, everyone, let's go. Everyone has a task here. Now, let's get started. Winifred, gather your people.
Winifred: Yes, Sir, Mr. Chandler.
Adam: Barry --
Barry: Yes?
Adam: Get the papers and the judge.
Barry: Adam, the judge is going to want to make sure there's going to be a wedding.
Adam: You tell him if there's no wedding he can throw me in jail.
Barry: Jail, right.
Adam: Good, good. Mateo?
Mateo: Yeah?
Adam: You think that you can -- could round me up a boutonniere somewhere?
Mateo: You want me to be in charge of the flowers? Ok.
Adam: Hayley?
Hayley: Hmm? Adam: Can you do the -- that old and new and borrowed and blue thing?
Hayley: Sure, but --
Adam: Ok, good. Ah, and my beautiful bride. All you have to do is be beautiful. Oh, Liza, I'm going to pull this off and it's going to be wonderful! We'll be telling our grandchildren about it.
Liza: Hopefully not from the institution of the criminally insane.
Adam: Oh, wait! Wait -- I forgot. I forgot Junior is away with Brooke and Jamie for spring break.
Liza: Well, that's it.
Adam: No, no, it's not it.
Liza: No, but we can't do it without Junior here. That wouldn't be right.
Adam: You're right. You're absolutely right.
Liza: Oh, thank God.
Adam: We will put him on speakerphone and let him listen to the whole ceremony.
Liza: Adam --
Adam: You go up and tell Colby that her father is finally going to marry her mother.
Liza: Wait --
Adam: Tonight.
Liza: Wait, wait. You know, that's another thing. Colby is already asleep. This cold that she has really knocked her out.
Adam: Well, she'll just have to look at the pictures. Mateo --
Mateo: Yeah, pictures -- color, black and whites -- coming on up.
Adam: You go, go, go, go, go, go. Put on something beautiful. Winifred! Winifred.
Winifred: Reporting for duty, Sir.
Adam: All right, all right. Cake. Champagne. Floral arrangements. A string quartet. Rose petals for the altar.
Winifred: What altar, Sir?
Adam: Well, we're just going to have to get an altar, aren't we? You make sure that you can handle these things. Am I clear?
Winifred: Yes, Sir.
Adam: I want it to be beautiful and romantic and classy and perfect! And if it's not, you're all fired!

Mateo: I need some flowers -- right. I don't know. Something on the piano. No --

Jake: Greenlee, I am on to you. If you're not on your feet in two seconds, I am going to drop you and you will be spending the night in the hospital.
Greenlee: I'm sorry, Jake. I'm just still so weak from my concussion.
Jake: You're so weak for Leo du Pres, and I'm not playing along.

Leo: Why don't we head over to the bar, Stan. We're talking about money, and I don't want Greenlee Smythe eavesdropping.
Stan: I'd like her to drop a few dollars on our investment. Her level of endowment could definitely --
Leo: Forget it, Stan. Do you want my 100,000 or not?
Stan: Yes. And consider the Greenlee matter forgotten.
Leo: Good. Let's go.

Laura: Leo, hi. Um -- guess what.
Leo: What? Hey, Bianca.
Bianca: Hey.
Laura: My Mom's away all week, and I've got the house entirely to myself.
Leo: Can you cook?
Laura: What?
Leo: Can you cook?
Laura: Some.
Leo: Have fun.

Laura: Who am I?
Bianca: You're not a loser.
Laura: Did you hear me? I sounded infantile.
Bianca: No, you didn't.
Laura: I sounded desperate.
Bianca: Well --
Laura: Oh, Bianca, I want to die.
Bianca: You're going to live, I'm afraid. Look, Laura, don't be too hard on yourself. You can't make yourself stop feeling something.
Laura: Yeah, I should. Leo doesn't want me. He just flirted with me for a couple of weeks to forget Greenlee. Now I'm like this fly buzzing around his head. Help me get over him.
Bianca: Me?
Laura: Yeah, just tell me he's a jerk or something or that I can do better. You can't do that. You love him, too, like he's your big brother.

Man: Table for three, please.

Laura: Oh, sometimes life is too easy.
Man: Do you remember me?
Laura: Yeah. Yeah, you work at the admissions Officer at the university.
Man: That's right. Good memory.
Laura: Bianca, this is --
Man: Oh, Nathan. Hi.
Bianca: Hi.
Laura: Nathan. Nathan told me at the interview for PVU to tell my Admissions Officer I like baseball.
Nathan: Little tip.
Laura: It worked. She's like this huge Phillies fan. I mean, I think it worked.
Nathan: Oh, it worked. Oh, these are my friends. This is Ben and this is Tristan.
Ben: Hey.
Bianca: Hey.
Tristan: Hi.
Laura: Hi.
This is Bianca. I'm Laura. And what else can you tell me about my application?
Nathan: Ooh -- well, now, I could so lose my internship over this, but I do know who got in.
Laura: And?
Nathan: You were accepted.
Laura: Yes!
Nathan: Letters go out next week.
Laura: Oh, that is so great.
Bianca: That's excellent, Laura. Congratulations.
Laura: You have made my week.
Nathan: Well, hey, why don't we all get a table and celebrate?
Laura: Actually, I have a better idea.

Stan: So I had us heavy into real estate, but that's slowing down. So now I'm going to diversify the entire package.

[Jake chuckles]

Jake: Oh, gosh.
Greenlee: What? What, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha?
Jake: No, it's you. You're about as deep as a puddle.
Greenlee: Thanks.
Jake: No, really, you need your daily dose of male attention like a diabetic needs his insulin.
Greenlee: Yeah. Whatever. You're the doctor -- who still lets his mommy wash his shorts.
Jake: No, actually, I do my own laundry now.
Greenlee: In your mother's laundry room.
Jake: Are you on your way to making a point with this?
Greenlee: You give me a hard time, but you're still sleeping in the same bed you slept in as a pimply teenager. That's all I'm saying.
Jake: Oh, that'
s all? Oh. Greenlee: Yes.
Jake: "Pimply teenager"?
Greenlee: Uh-huh.
Jake: You know what? Not that it's really any of your business, but I am looking for a place of my own.
Greenlee: Yeah, right.
Jake: I really don't care if you believe me. Actually, I'm just here to get you fed and cut you loose.
Greenlee: Cut me loose?
Jake: Yeah, yeah, you know, the 24-hour danger period? It's over, so -- I just need to get a real meal in you, and then I want you out of my sightline, say -- I don't know -- how does forever grab you?
Greenlee: You're being mean.
Jake: And you're being a brat.
Greenlee: I am not.
Jake: Greenlee, Greenlee, I tell you, I don't even know what I'm doing here.
Greenlee: Doing what?
Jake: Dealing. Dealing with you. You know what? I don't think this is going to work. I tell you what -- why don't you just order your own meal, and that will save me the risk of getting indigestion. What?
Greenlee: Please, don't leave me here alone.
Jake: You're not acting like you want me to hang around.
Greenlee: No, I do, and I'm being a brat and I'm sorry. Just -- do me this one last favor, please?
Jake: Oh. Oh, ok, ok. I think I get it. 45 Minutes.
Greenlee: Thank you, Jake.
Jake: That's all the time I have because I'm meeting a realtor and I don't want to be late.
Greenlee: You mean you really are looking for an apartment?
Jake: I don't lie. It's a new concept for you, I'm sure.
Greenlee: So you're really serious about moving?
Jake: Didn't I just say I'm looking for an apartment?
Greenlee: Jake, call that broker and cancel. I have the best apartment for you.

Stan: Berringer. Yeah, ok, I'll be right there. Right. Got to cut out, Leo.
Leo: No problem. I'm losing my appetite by the second here anyway.
Stan: I'll be in touch.
Leo: All right. Make me rich, my friend.
Stan: That is my intention.
Leo: I'm trusting you with a lot of money, Stan, so --

Bianca: Leo. I need your help with Laura.
Leo: What is it?
Bianca: I don't know. These guys -- they're up to something, and I don't think that Laura can see it. I really don't trust them.
Leo: What do you want me to do, Bianca?
Bianca: I want you to go over to Laura's house. Look, she just asked these guys over, and she just met them. Leo, I wouldn't ask you to do this if I didn't think there was something really wrong. But she is out to prove something, and she could get in trouble.
Leo: What's she trying to prove?
Bianca: That she's over you.

[Laughter]

Nathan: Whoa.
Tristan: This place is great.
Laura: Yeah? Not bad, huh?
Ben: My mother would never leave the house to me alone for a week.
Tristan: Yeah, your mother knows you.
Ben: Oh, hey, can I put something on?
Laura: Oh, definitely. I think I hid my mother's Joni Mitchell CDs.

[Music plays]

Ben: Much better.
Tristan: I still think we should've try to get at least one six-pack.
Nathan: Oh, what, for you? No, I don't think we're going to need that.

Singer: You can grab it if you have a thought feel your power that is deep within

Bianca: Hey. Room for two more?
Nathan: Yeah. Definitely.
Laura: Bianca -- I thought you were going home to do homework.
Bianca: Changed my mind. And then Leo asked if he could tag along, so --
Laura: You did?
Leo: Yeah. I was having a hankering for some barnacle corn chip breath, so -- could I talk to you for a second?

Singer: Do you feel this life's a big mistake


Leo: How well do you know these guys?
Laura: Why does it matter to you?

Nathan: Hey, Laura, can I get a tour?
Laura: Sure.

Singer: And get off of the spinning wheel

Bianca: Leo, go after them.
Leo: And what, chaperone?
Bianca: You can't let that creep alone with her.
Leo: You know what, Bianca? I never should've come here with you. Laura's a big girl. She knows what she wants.
Bianca: Not this.
Leo: Look, what would it look like if I barged in on those two and they were hooking up? An idiot -- that's what I'd look like.
Bianca: Leo, she doesn't want to hook up with him. She wants to forget about you and make you jealous.
Leo: I got enough of that garbage from Greenlee.
Laura and I went out, what, twice? If she's that messed up about it, it's not my problem.
Bianca: Leo, don't.
Leo: You know, I'm going to go get a drink. The strongest stuff you guys have here is apple juice, so --

Singer: We should take time out to really love

Bianca: I -- I want to see Laura.
Ben: Nathan's taking care of her.

Stuart: Adam? Marian told me --
Adam: Stuart, hold that thought.
Stuart: What thought?
Adam: Everything has to be timed within an inch of its life. Don't distract me. Well, Barry, am I still employing you?
Barry: Don't hug me again. The judge is on his way.
Adam: Good. I knew you could do that.
Marian: I'm going to go find Liza.
Adam: Good. Tell Liza that everything is running very smoothly now. Ouch!
Winifred: Sorry.

Adam: Tell my bride that no stone has been left unturned.
Marian: I will, I will -- if she hasn't shimmied down the drainpipe to get away from all this madness.
Adam: Winifred? Candles. Baines! Where are the flowers?
Stuart: Mateo, Adam seems a little nervous.
Mateo: To tell you the truth, Stuart, your brother is treating this wedding like a race.
Stuart: Yeah, well, that can't be right for either one of them.
Mateo: Did you see Liza's face? She looked like she got hit by a truck when she went to go get dressed.
Stuart: Well, is there maybe some way we could calm him down?
Mateo: I left my stun gun at the condo.
Stuart: Come on, now, really.
Mateo: How about a little intervention?
Stuart: Ok. You lead, I'll follow.
Adam, we wanted to talk to you about --
Adam: Oh, Stuart. You're in charge of the rings. Here. Don't lose them.
Stuart: Now?
Mateo: Now. Come on.
Adam: Mateo, what are you --
Mateo: Just for a minute.
Adam: Mateo! I've got 14,000 things to do in here. What are you doing?
Stuart: Adam, you got to chill out! I know you're under house arrest and I know you're stressed, but you're going nuts and you're trying to make everybody else go nuts with you.
Mateo: And I'm not going to let you do that to Hayley.
Stuart: So you got to -- for the sake of your family, you got to just slow down.
Adam: You don't understand. I'm doing this for Liza.
Mateo: You're ruining it for Liza. Now take a minute and you got to see that.

Liza: Oh -- I have nothing! I have absolutely nothing to wear!
Marian: Don't worry, Liza. We'll find something, I promise you.
Liza: You know what? I think I'm just going to wear that bathrobe, you know, that big terrycloth bathrobe, put a couple of curlers in my hair, you know, just to mark it for posterity with my disposable camera wedding portraits. What a romantic night it's been, a night I'll never freaking forget! I feel like I'm on deadline to get married, and it's making me very cranky! I'm sorry.
Hayley: Oh, look, Liza, it's going to be ok. I'm sure Stuart and Mateo will be able to talk dad down from this.
Liza: No, you know what? This is a sign. It's a bad sign that this marriage is not going to last.
Marian: Oh, don't think that way, Darling. It's just the stress talking.
Liza: No, you know what? We're pushing for a wedding that we shouldn't be pushing for because every time we've done that, it's gotten thwarted, it's been wrong. And it's wrong because Adam is acting like this time management consultant. I can't do it! I can't do it this way!
Adam: Neither can I.
Adam: I'm a lunatic. And I don't know why you love me anymore.
Liza: Adam --
Adam: You do love me, don't you? I swear, I will never take you for granted ever again. I just wanted to seal the deal. I wanted to put you under contract because I couldn't bear the thought of losing you again. You do love me, don't you? Just tell me once more that you love me. We can get married anytime you like.
Liza: You're impossible.
Adam: Yeah.
Liza: And I love you more every day.
Adam: That's good.
Liza: No, it's great. I'll marry you tonight.

Greenlee: So, it's like this amazing building. It's a condo, so it's better than a co-op. There's no board approval, and the building is, like, 85% owner occupied. And it's the best address downtown, which you know.
Jake: Greenlee, what are you doing?
Greenlee: Telling you what a great building this is.
Jake: And you're giving me a tour of your loft like you're trying to sell it to me. What's up with that?
Greenlee: I'm trying to sell it to you.
Jake: What?
Greenlee: How'd I do?
Jake: Whoa, wait, wait, wait. Back up. Why do you want to sell me your loft?
Greenlee: Because it is so perfect for you, it hurts.
Jake: Well, speaking of hurt, where would you live if I did consider buying this loft?
Greenlee: In the penthouse upstairs -- double the size of this place, a deck, a garden, and a view because it clears the building across the street.
Jake: Wow.
Greenlee: Yeah.
Jake: Gee, that sounds awesome.
Greenlee: Oh, it is to die.
Jake: Gee, you know, I have an idea. I'll buy that place.
Greenlee: No!
Jake: Well, no, actually, I've been checking out this building for a while, and I didn't see the penthouse listed.
Greenlee: That's because it's not. The owner was trying to sell it without a broker to me, not you. Don't mess with my Zen again, Jake. I'm solving your problems here. Don't make more for me.
Jake: Wait, wait -- wait a minute, wait. Did you set me up when you were making those cracks about me living with my parents?
Greenlee: No. No, that was just good luck, and I swear it. I found out about the penthouse last week, but I didn't think I could sell my loft in time. But if you buy this, like, now, I can call that guy up and make him the offer that he wants and all will be right with the world.
Jake: Greenlee, Greenlee, you want me, like, to buy this place tonight, like I'm buying a sweater?
Greenlee: If the sweater fits what's the problem?
Jake: Well, because I want to look around at more apartments.
Greenlee: How long have you been looking with that realtor?
Jake: Well, I've been looking since Gillian and I split up.
Greenlee: Have you seen anything as nice as this?
Jake: Well, no, I can't say I have.
Greenlee: Then be spontaneous for once in your life!
Jake: Greenlee, I can be spontaneous, all right, but this is real estate. There's no spontaneity in real estate.
Greenlee: Ah -- ah -- that's an urban legend, and you have to let it go. I bet if you don't buy this place I lose the penthouse upstairs and you lose the chance to come in here and set up your Feng Shui aura everywhere.
Jake: You are absolutely out of your mind. Ryan used to own this place. I couldn't get rid of his aura if I burned it down to the ground.
Greenlee: Ryan?
Jake: Yeah.
Greenlee: Please. History. Like that number? A steal.
Jake: Well --
Greenlee: Jake, that is a major good deal, and you know it.
Jake: So what do you want me to do, just pull out my checkbook?
Greenlee: Yes.
Jake: Do you even know what a mortgage is?
Greenlee: Like you need a mortgage. Ok. So I know you like the apartment and I know you know it's a good deal and I know you have the money to buy it. The only thing standing in your way, Jake, is you.

[Music plays]

Bianca: You guys aren't going to do this to her.
Nathan: Come on.

Leo: Ok, I appreciate that. Thank you. Trust me.

Laura: Hey. Who turned the music down?

[Volume increases]

Laura: I love this song.

Singer: We should take time out to really love we should find out who we really are
Second singer: You can have it any way you want it you can have it any way you want it
First singer: Hey we should take time out to really love we should find out who we really are

Officer: Whose house is this?
Laura: Uh -- it's my house.

[Music stops]

Laura: Is there a problem?

Officer: We got a noise complaint from your neighbor.

Judge Mayhew: Your brother is really going through with the wedding this time?
Stuart: Oh, I'll testify to that.
Judge Mayhew: Good, because I don't want to come over here again.
Stuart: Yeah.

[Musicians play]

Judge Mayhew: Nice touch.
Stuart: Yeah. This time, it's going to happen.

Mateo: Adam, stop moving. You're supposed to be calm, remember?
Adam: Yes, yes.
Mateo: Ok.
Adam: I remember. Mateo -- thank you.
Mateo: Forget it. Just get married already.
Adam: Stuart, I'm sorry I cut you off earlier.
Stuart: Well, don't do it anymore.
Adam: What is it you wanted to tell me?
Stuart: I wanted to wish you all the love and happiness in the world for all your days with Liza. That's all.
Adam: Oh.

Hayley: Well,
Dad, guess what. Adam: What?
[Music stops]

Hayley: I think you're getting married.

[Adam laughs]

Adam: Oh.
[Musicians play "Here comes the bride"]

Adam: They're playing our song.
Hayley: Yes.

Judge Mayhew: Good evening. I think this looks like a keeper.

Jake: You are unreal.
Greenlee: It's nothing. It's a steal. I told you. Well?
Jake: I don't know, Greenlee. I don't know. You're sounding like a desperate seller to me, and buyers love desperate sellers.
Greenlee: Fine. I'm leaving.
Jake: No, you're not.
Greenlee: Am, too. You are torturing me because you're one of those people who never does anything from the gut, just from the head. And you drive gut people like me out of our minds with your questions and your details and your stalling and your indecisiveness. I'll sell it to someone who wants it already.
Jake: Well, that would be me. Yeah, if you just could shut up for about three seconds, you'd hear me say, "I'll take it."

Leo: Let's go, fellas.

Officer: Where are your parents?
Laura: My moms on vacation in the Caribbean.
Officer: Does she know you're throwing loud parties?
Laura: Well, she said I could have some people over. Really. I mean, we weren't drinking or anything.
Officer: Do you have a number where she can be reached?
Laura: Oh, no, no. Don't do that. She'll -- she'll freak out and she'll race home. I mean, we were -- we just had the music on too loud.
Leo: This isn't going to happen again, Officers. I live right next door. I'll -- I'll keep a close eye on the house and the parties. I'm a close family friend of Miss English, and she totally trusts me with this, so -- are we clear on this, Laura?
Laura: Mm-hmm.
Officer: We have your word, Mr. --
Leo: du Pres. Yes, you have my word. I'll take care of Laura.

Judge Mayhew: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening to unite in marriage Mr. Adam Chandler and Ms. Liza Colby. Mr. Chandler?
Adam: Oh.
Judge Mayhew: Adam, place the ring on Liza's finger and repeat after me. I, Adam --
Adam: I, Adam --
Judge Mayhew: Take thee, Liza, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
Adam: Take thee, Liza, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
Judge Mayhew: I promise to love, honor, and protect you all the days of my life.
Adam: I promise to love, honor, and protect you all the days of my life.
Judge Mayhew: With this ring, a symbol of my faith and love, I thee wed.
Adam: With this ring, a symbol of my faith and love, I thee wed.

Judge Mayhew: Liza, take the ring. And repeat after me. I, Liza --
Liza: I, Liza --
Judge Mayhew: Take thee, Adam --
Liza: I think I remember it from here. I, Liza, take thee, Adam, to be my husband, to love you and honor you and our commitment as long as I live, for good times and bad times, and to always remember what brought us here tonight. Take this ring as a symbol of my faith and my love. And --
Adam: I thee wed.
Liza: I thee wed, I thee wed. Finally.
Adam: Finally.
Judge Mayhew: I'll third that.

[Laughter]

Judge Mayhew: So, by the power vested in me by the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, it is my honor and my great relief to pronounce you --
Liza: Husband.
Adam: Wife.
Judge Mayhew: Seal it.

Barry: Liza, Adam, all the best.
Liza: You can't stay?
Barry: Oh, I -- I got the judge here because I promised to buy him dinner.
Liza: Oh.
Barry: For a week. Be well.
Adam: I won't forget this, Barry.
Barry: I won't let you. Judge?

Hayley: This being pregnant stuff gets to you after a while.
Adam: Oh. Are you all right, Sweetheart?
Hayley: I'm just -- I'm exhausted, and Mateo's probably going to have to carry me off to bed.
Mateo: Yeah -- uh, yeah, I -- I'll carry you.

[Liza laughs]

Hayley: Thank you. Listen, I'm really happy for both of you.
Liza: Thanks. Thanks for everything.
Hayley: Oh, sure. And you --
Adam: Yeah?
Hayley: Relax.
Adam: You, too, my Darling.
Hayley: All right. Get me out of here before I start with the waterworks.
Mateo: Ok. Congratulations.
Liza: Oh, thank you.
Mateo: You, too.
Adam: Yeah.

[Liza laughs]

Adam: Thank you, Mateo. Thank you.
Mateo: You're welcome.
Adam: Now, get my daughter home.
Mateo: Ok. Bye.
Liza: Bye.

Liza: I'm going to go check on Colby.
Adam: Shall I come with you?
Marian: No. Mother and daughter will go.
Adam: Oh.
Liza: Be right back.

Adam: Stuart.
Stuart: I have a wedding present for you.
Adam: Why are we whispering?
Stuart: Because it's illegal. I -- I want us to trade that bracelet again, that ankle bracelet, so you can sneak off with Liza and have a honeymoon someplace romantic.
Adam: Stuart, are you sure?
Stuart: Yeah. Are you?
Adam: Yeah. I'll get Baird in here to unlock this infernal thing.
Adam: Uh, Baird? Come here just a moment, please? Yes, my -- my brother and I would like to -- like you to relieve me of this tracing apparatus once again. I'll make it worth your while once again. I want to spend my first night as a married man with my wife in --

Officer Baird: Jail?

[Adam laughs]

Adam: Excuse me?
Officer Baird: You're under arrest.

Greenlee: You'll take it?
Jake: Yeah.
Greenlee: Tonight?
Jake: Tonight.
Greenlee: Are you serious, Jake?
Jake: Yeah, yeah, I'm serious, I'm serious. I'll buy this place so you can take the penthouse upstairs. It's what you want, isn't it?
Greenlee: Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I'll get the papers drawn up tout de suite.
Jake: Ok, all right.

Leo: Bianca -- you were right to bring me over here with you. Thank you. Those guys were bad news.
Bianca: So, are you going to talk to Laura about that?
Leo: If she'll listen.

[Car door opens]

Leo: Why don't you get going. That cab I called for you is out there.
Bianca: Sure.
Leo: All right.
Bianca: You're a really great guy.
Leo: Yeah, I know.
Bianca: Humble, too.
[Leo chuckles]

Leo: Laura, I'm going to motor. Oh.
Leo: Tired, huh?
Laura: No. No, I'm not tired. How about you?
Leo: Uh --


ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN

Liza: Wherever my husband goes, I go.

Roger: I am a lost, lonely man whose life would be worthless without the love of his daughter.

Laura: I promise I'll respect you in the morning.





**Back to Transcript Listings**