Laura: I want to throw,
like, two major parties before
my mom gets home from
the islands with the boys,
so what else can we do?
Just help me think.
Bianca: I -- I'm probably not
the best person to ask
for advice on planning parties.
I mean, you invited Shannon
and the rest of them,
and they barely treat you like
a human.
Laura: Yeah, well,
I mean, it's an open kind
of thing.
Bianca: Can I ask
you a question?
Laura: Ok.
Bianca: You basically get
the run of the house when
your mother is around,
am I right?
Laura: Yeah, but this is
so totally different.
Bianca: That's my point.
Why?
Laura: Bianca, because
I just -- I want to have fun
for the first time in my life.
Is that ok with you?
Bianca: It's totally not
my place to decide.
Laura: Are you judging me?
Bianca: No, no.
I just --
don't really get why you're
letting this home alone thing
affect you the way it is.
I mean, it's almost like you're
trying to prove something.
Laura: I am.
I'm trying to prove to myself
I don't have to live in my head,
which is exactly where I've been
for way too long.
And I don't have to obsess about
little things that don't matter
any--
Laura: More.
Bianca: They don't matter
anymore, huh?
Stan: Thanks for meeting me
so soon, Leo.
I know you're busy with Ryan
and the company.
Leo: Well, I'm never too busy
to talk about my money, Stan.
Speaking of which --
Stan: Considering how awful
the markets have been lately,
your investment's more than
holding its own.
Leo: Good.
Good, that's exactly what
I wanted to hear.
Stan: Of course, with some
more capital investment,
we'd actually see movement much
sooner, but --
Leo: Well, how's 100 grand?
Stan: Someone die?
Leo: In a manner of speaking.
Let's just --
let's just say I want to get it
off my hands.
Stan: I love you guys
with old family money.
Leo: Well, I don't know how
old it is, but let's just say
I want to see it mature,
if you know what I mean.
Stan: That I do.
And there's someone who knows
a little bit about that, too.
[Doorbell rings]
Adam: I can't do this.
I'm going out of my mind!
Liza: Oh, thank God.
Hayley: Liza, what is
he doing?
Liza: He's climbing
the walls.
He's like a tiger in a cage.
He --
you could stop pacing now, Dear.
Hayley and Mateo are here.
Adam: That's wonderful.
That's wonderful.
Two more people to see me go
slowly insane!
Mateo: Doesn't seem to be
going too slowly, does it?
Adam: You see what I'm
reduced to?
I'm a prisoner in my own home.
Hayley: Well, Dad, you just
have cabin fever.
That's totally natural.
Adam: Oh, oh, oh, really?
Is playing every board game
known to man with my wife
and my child and the entire
kitchen staff totally natural?
Hayley: That depends
on the game.
Mateo: You know,
Adam, Hayley and I could play
a game of twist up with
you because -- you know,
but she's pregnant, so I don't
know, maybe --
Adam: I can't do this.
I just -- I can't do this.
Liza: Adam --
Adam: Listen, I hate having
you see me like this!
Liza: Oh --
Mateo: It's slightly better
than the alternative,
though, don't you say?
Hayley: Yeah, really.
I mean, Mateo is right.
Prison or house arrest --
I mean look at this house.
Adam: I am powerless
in my own house.
Absolutely powerless.
It's worse than prison.
Besides, no one cares.
Liza: I care.
Adam: Oh, come on,
that doesn't count.
Liza: Oh --
Adam: Darling, I don't mean
that.
Liza: Listen, you have got
to calm down, ok?
You're going to give yourself
an aneurysm or something.
Adam: Look at me.
Look at me.
I have no control.
Liza: You're functioning
fine.
Adam: I can't even take
a lunch meeting in a restaurant!
Liza: Well, you know what?
You take a lunch meeting here.
This house is nothing to be
ashamed of.
Adam: Oh, you don't
understand.
Don't any of you understand?
I am totally locked in my own
house with this homing device
strapped to my ankle!
Liza: He threatened to gnaw
it off with his own teeth.
That's when I called you an hour
ago.
Hayley: Oh, Dad, you just
have to be patient.
You just have to wait a little
while.
Adam: I don't have a little
while.
Do you understand?
[Doorbell rings]
Adam: Who else did you call?
Liza: No one.
And don't use that tone with me.
I am trying to help you.
Barry: Adam.
Adam: Barry.
You got the charges against me
revoked?
Barry: Revoked?
Why would you ask me that?
No.
Adam: Why would I ask
you that?
Oh, I don't know.
Just sort of wishful stir-crazy
thinking, that's all.
Barry: Adam, are you all
right?
Liza: No, he's not.
Adam: What the hell good are
you?
Liza: For God's sakes,
put Barry down!
Hayley: Get down!
Barry: Do you mind?
Adam: I told you not to come
back here until you came back
here to let me go, set me free.
Barry: I thought that's what
I was doing, in a way.
These are your divorce papers
from Arlene, and they're real.
Is it ok for me to be here now?
Adam --
Adam: Oh!
Barry: Adam.
Liza: Oh, no.
Adam: Oh -oh, yes.
Yes.
Liza, we're getting married.
Liza: That was the general
plan.
Adam: Well, now it's
a specific plan because we're
getting married tonight.
Liza: No.
Not tonight.
Adam: Yes, tonight.
I can make this work.
Liza: Every time we try to
squeeze in a wedding ceremony,
it just sort of --
Adam: Falls apart,
backfires on us.
But not tonight.
No, no -- not this time.
Look at you.
Everyone's here.
We'll get your mother.
We'll get Stuart.
Tonight --
tonight, you'll be my wife.
Adam: Liza, please,
please don't make me wait
anymore.
Please, please, don't make me
wait one more night before
I have some control over
my life.
Liza: You think marrying me
is going to give you more
control?
Adam: Liza, I love you!
And I'm so tired of everyone
getting in the way of that.
Just -- be my wife tonight.
Liza, you're killing me.
Liza: Ok.
Tonight.
Hayley: Oh, boy, here we go
again
Adam: Yes!
Liza: Ooh.
Mateo: Now, Barry,
can you pull that off for him?
Adam: He will if he wants
his job.
Barry: That would be a yes.
Adam: All right, all right,
everyone, everyone, let's go.
Everyone has a task here.
Now, let's get started.
Winifred, gather your people.
Winifred: Yes, Sir,
Mr. Chandler.
Adam: Barry --
Barry: Yes?
Adam: Get the papers
and the judge.
Barry: Adam, the judge is
going to want to make sure
there's going to be a wedding.
Adam: You tell him if there's
no wedding he can throw me
in jail.
Barry: Jail, right.
Adam: Good, good.
Mateo?
Mateo: Yeah?
Adam: You think that
you can -- could round me up
a boutonniere somewhere?
Mateo: You want me to be
in charge of the flowers?
Ok.
Adam: Hayley?
Hayley: Hmm?
Adam: Can you do the -- that
old and new and borrowed
and blue thing?
Hayley: Sure, but --
Adam: Ok, good.
Ah, and my beautiful bride.
All you have to do is be
beautiful.
Oh, Liza, I'm going to pull this
off and it's going to be
wonderful!
We'll be telling our
grandchildren about it.
Liza: Hopefully not
from the institution
of the criminally insane.
Adam: Oh, wait!
Wait --
I forgot.
I forgot Junior is away
with Brooke and Jamie for spring
break.
Liza: Well, that's it.
Adam: No, no, it's not it.
Liza: No, but we can't do it
without Junior here.
That wouldn't be right.
Adam: You're right.
You're absolutely right.
Liza: Oh, thank God.
Adam: We will put him
on speakerphone and let him
listen to the whole ceremony.
Liza: Adam --
Adam: You go up and tell
Colby that her father is finally
going to marry her mother.
Liza: Wait --
Adam: Tonight.
Liza: Wait, wait.
You know, that's another thing.
Colby is already asleep.
This cold that she has
really knocked her out.
Adam: Well, she'll just have
to look at the pictures.
Mateo --
Mateo: Yeah, pictures --
color, black and whites --
coming on up.
Adam: You go, go,
go, go, go, go.
Put on something beautiful.
Winifred!
Winifred.
Winifred: Reporting for duty,
Sir.
Adam: All right, all right.
Cake.
Champagne.
Floral arrangements. A string quartet.
Rose petals for the altar.
Winifred: What altar, Sir?
Adam: Well, we're just going
to have to get an altar,
aren't we?
You make sure that you can
handle these things.
Am I clear?
Winifred: Yes, Sir.
Adam: I want it to be
beautiful and romantic
and classy and perfect!
And if it's not, you're all
fired!
Mateo: I need some flowers --
right.
I don't know.
Something on the piano.
No --
Jake: Greenlee, I am
on to you.
If you're not on your feet
in two seconds, I am going
to drop you and you will be
spending the night in
the hospital.
Greenlee: I'm sorry, Jake.
I'm just still so weak
from my concussion.
Jake: You're so weak for Leo
du Pres, and I'm not playing
along.
Leo: Why don't we head over
to the bar, Stan.
We're talking about money,
and I don't want Greenlee Smythe
eavesdropping.
Stan: I'd like her to drop
a few dollars on our investment.
Her level of endowment could
definitely --
Leo: Forget it, Stan.
Do you want my 100,000 or not?
Stan: Yes.
And consider the Greenlee matter
forgotten.
Leo: Good.
Let's go.
Laura: Leo, hi.
Um -- guess what.
Leo: What?
Hey, Bianca.
Bianca: Hey.
Laura: My Mom's away all
week, and I've got the house
entirely to myself.
Leo: Can you cook?
Laura: What?
Leo: Can you cook?
Laura: Some.
Leo: Have fun.
Laura: Who am I?
Bianca: You're not a loser.
Laura: Did you hear me?
I sounded infantile.
Bianca: No, you didn't.
Laura: I sounded desperate.
Bianca: Well --
Laura: Oh, Bianca, I want
to die.
Bianca: You're going to live,
I'm afraid.
Look, Laura, don't be too hard
on yourself.
You can't make yourself stop
feeling something.
Laura: Yeah, I should.
Leo doesn't want me.
He just flirted with me
for a couple of weeks to forget
Greenlee.
Now I'm like this fly buzzing
around his head.
Help me get over him.
Bianca: Me?
Laura: Yeah, just tell me
he's a jerk or something or that
I can do better.
You can't do that.
You love him, too, like he's
your big brother.
Man: Table for three, please.
Laura: Oh, sometimes life is
too easy.
Man: Do you remember me?
Laura: Yeah.
Yeah, you work at the admissions
Officer at the university.
Man: That's right.
Good memory.
Laura: Bianca, this is --
Man: Oh, Nathan.
Hi.
Bianca: Hi.
Laura: Nathan.
Nathan told me at the interview
for PVU to tell my Admissions
Officer I like baseball.
Nathan: Little tip.
Laura: It worked.
She's like this huge Phillies
fan.
I mean, I think it worked.
Nathan: Oh, it worked.
Oh, these are my friends.
This is Ben and this is Tristan.
Ben: Hey.
Bianca: Hey.
Tristan: Hi.
Laura: Hi.
This is Bianca.
I'm Laura.
And what else can you tell me
about my application?
Nathan: Ooh --
well, now, I could so lose
my internship over this, but
I do know who got in.
Laura: And?
Nathan: You were accepted.
Laura: Yes!
Nathan: Letters go out next
week.
Laura: Oh, that is so great.
Bianca: That's excellent,
Laura.
Congratulations.
Laura: You have made my week.
Nathan: Well, hey, why don't
we all get a table and
celebrate?
Laura: Actually, I have
a better idea.
Stan: So I had us heavy
into real estate, but that's
slowing down.
So now I'm going to diversify
the entire package.
[Jake chuckles]
Jake: Oh, gosh.
Greenlee: What?
What, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha?
Jake: No, it's you.
You're about as deep
as a puddle.
Greenlee: Thanks.
Jake: No, really, you need
your daily dose of male
attention like a diabetic needs
his insulin.
Greenlee: Yeah. Whatever.
You're the doctor -- who still
lets his mommy wash his shorts.
Jake: No, actually,
I do my own laundry now.
Greenlee: In your mother's
laundry room.
Jake: Are you on your way
to making a point with this?
Greenlee: You give me a hard
time, but you're still sleeping
in the same bed you slept
in as a pimply teenager.
That's all I'm saying.
Jake: Oh, that' s all?
Oh.
Greenlee: Yes.
Jake: "Pimply teenager"?
Greenlee: Uh-huh.
Jake: You know what?
Not that it's really any
of your business, but I am
looking for a place of my own.
Greenlee: Yeah, right.
Jake: I really don't care
if you believe me.
Actually, I'm just here to get
you fed and cut you loose.
Greenlee: Cut me loose?
Jake: Yeah, yeah, you know,
the 24-hour danger period?
It's over, so --
I just need to get a real meal
in you, and then I want you out
of my sightline, say -- I don't
know -- how does forever grab
you?
Greenlee: You're being mean.
Jake: And you're being
a brat.
Greenlee: I am not.
Jake: Greenlee, Greenlee,
I tell you, I don't even know
what I'm doing here.
Greenlee: Doing what?
Jake: Dealing.
Dealing with you.
You know what?
I don't think this is going
to work.
I tell you what --
why don't you just order
your own meal, and that will
save me the risk of getting
indigestion.
What?
Greenlee: Please, don't leave
me here alone.
Jake: You're not acting like
you want me to hang around.
Greenlee: No, I do, and I'm
being a brat and I'm sorry.
Just --
do me this one last favor,
please?
Jake: Oh.
Oh, ok, ok.
I think I get it.
45 Minutes.
Greenlee: Thank you, Jake.
Jake: That's all the time
I have because I'm meeting
a realtor and I don't want to be
late.
Greenlee: You mean you really
are looking for an apartment?
Jake: I don't lie.
It's a new concept for you,
I'm sure.
Greenlee: So you're really
serious about moving?
Jake: Didn't I just say I'm
looking for an apartment?
Greenlee: Jake, call that
broker and cancel.
I have the best apartment
for you.
Stan: Berringer.
Yeah, ok, I'll be right there.
Right.
Got to cut out, Leo.
Leo: No problem.
I'm losing my appetite
by the second here anyway.
Stan: I'll be in touch.
Leo: All right.
Make me rich, my friend.
Stan: That is my intention.
Leo: I'm trusting
you with a lot of money,
Stan, so --
Bianca: Leo.
I need your help with Laura.
Leo: What is it?
Bianca: I don't know.
These guys -- they're up
to something, and I don't think
that Laura can see it.
I really don't trust them.
Leo: What do you want me
to do, Bianca?
Bianca: I want you to go over
to Laura's house.
Look, she just asked these guys
over, and she just met them.
Leo, I wouldn't ask you to do
this if I didn't think there was
something really wrong.
But she is out to prove
something, and she could get
in trouble.
Leo: What's she trying
to prove?
Bianca: That she's over you.
[Laughter]
Nathan: Whoa.
Tristan: This place is great.
Laura: Yeah?
Not bad, huh?
Ben: My mother would never
leave the house to me alone
for a week.
Tristan: Yeah, your mother
knows you.
Ben: Oh, hey, can I put
something on?
Laura: Oh, definitely.
I think I hid my mother's
Joni Mitchell CDs.
[Music plays]
Ben: Much better.
Tristan: I still think
we should've try to get
at least one six-pack.
Nathan: Oh, what, for you?
No, I don't think we're going
to need that.
Singer: You can grab it
if you have a thought
feel your power
that is deep within
Bianca: Hey.
Room for two more?
Nathan: Yeah.
Definitely.
Laura: Bianca -- I thought
you were going home to do
homework.
Bianca: Changed my mind.
And then Leo asked if he could
tag along, so --
Laura: You did?
Leo: Yeah.
I was having a hankering
for some barnacle corn chip
breath, so --
could I talk to you
for a second?
Singer: Do you feel
this life's a big mistake
Leo: How well do you know
these guys?
Laura: Why does it matter
to you?
Nathan: Hey, Laura, can I get
a tour?
Laura: Sure.
Singer: And get off
of the spinning wheel
Bianca: Leo, go after them.
Leo: And what, chaperone?
Bianca: You can't let that
creep alone with her.
Leo: You know what, Bianca?
I never should've come here
with you.
Laura's a big girl.
She knows what she wants.
Bianca: Not this.
Leo: Look, what would it look
like if I barged in on those two
and they were hooking up?
An idiot -- that's what I'd look
like.
Bianca: Leo, she doesn't want
to hook up with him.
She wants to forget about
you and make you jealous.
Leo: I got enough of that
garbage from Greenlee.
Laura and I went out,
what, twice?
If she's that messed up about
it, it's not my problem.
Bianca: Leo, don't.
Leo: You know, I'm going
to go get a drink.
The strongest stuff you guys
have here is apple juice, so --
Singer: We should take
time out to really love
Bianca: I --
I want to see Laura.
Ben: Nathan's taking care
of her.
Stuart: Adam?
Marian told me --
Adam: Stuart, hold that
thought.
Stuart: What thought?
Adam: Everything has to be
timed within an inch
of its life.
Don't distract me.
Well, Barry, am I still
employing you?
Barry: Don't hug me again.
The judge is on his way.
Adam: Good.
I knew you could do that.
Marian: I'm going to go find
Liza.
Adam: Good.
Tell Liza that everything is
running very smoothly now.
Ouch!
Winifred: Sorry.
Adam: Tell my bride that
no stone has been left unturned.
Marian: I will, I will --
if she hasn't shimmied down
the drainpipe to get away
from all this madness.
Adam: Winifred?
Candles.
Baines!
Where are the flowers?
Stuart: Mateo, Adam seems
a little nervous.
Mateo: To tell you the truth,
Stuart, your brother is treating
this wedding like a race.
Stuart: Yeah, well,
that can't be right for either
one of them.
Mateo: Did you see Liza's
face?
She looked like she got hit
by a truck when she went to go
get dressed.
Stuart: Well, is there maybe
some way we could calm him down?
Mateo: I left my stun gun
at the condo.
Stuart: Come on, now, really.
Mateo: How about a little
intervention?
Stuart: Ok.
You lead, I'll follow.
Adam, we wanted to talk
to you about --
Adam: Oh, Stuart.
You're in charge of the rings.
Here.
Don't lose them.
Stuart: Now?
Mateo: Now.
Come on.
Adam: Mateo, what are you --
Mateo: Just for a minute.
Adam: Mateo!
I've got 14,000 things to do
in here.
What are you doing?
Stuart: Adam, you got
to chill out!
I know you're under house arrest
and I know you're stressed,
but you're going nuts and you're
trying to make everybody else go
nuts with you.
Mateo: And I'm not going
to let you do that to Hayley.
Stuart: So you got to --
for the sake of your family,
you got to just slow down.
Adam: You don't understand.
I'm doing this for Liza.
Mateo: You're ruining it
for Liza.
Now take a minute and you got
to see that.
Liza: Oh -- I have nothing!
I have absolutely nothing
to wear!
Marian: Don't worry, Liza.
We'll find something, I promise
you.
Liza: You know what?
I think I'm just going to wear
that bathrobe, you know,
that big terrycloth bathrobe,
put a couple of curlers
in my hair, you know,
just to mark it for posterity
with my disposable camera
wedding portraits.
What a romantic night it's been,
a night I'll never freaking
forget!
I feel like I'm on deadline
to get married, and it's making
me very cranky!
I'm sorry.
Hayley: Oh, look,
Liza, it's going to be ok.
I'm sure Stuart and Mateo will
be able to talk dad down
from this.
Liza: No, you know what?
This is a sign.
It's a bad sign that this
marriage is not going to last.
Marian: Oh, don't think that
way, Darling.
It's just the stress talking.
Liza: No, you know what?
We're pushing for a wedding that
we shouldn't be pushing
for because every time we've
done that, it's gotten thwarted,
it's been wrong.
And it's wrong because Adam is
acting like this time management
consultant.
I can't do it!
I can't do it this way!
Adam: Neither can I.
Adam: I'm a lunatic.
And I don't know why you love me
anymore.
Liza: Adam --
Adam: You do love me,
don't you?
I swear, I will never take
you for granted ever again.
I just wanted to seal the deal.
I wanted to put you
under contract
because I couldn't bear
the thought of losing you again.
You do love me, don't you?
Just tell me once more that
you love me.
We can get married anytime
you like.
Liza: You're impossible.
Adam: Yeah.
Liza: And I love you more
every day.
Adam: That's good.
Liza: No, it's great.
I'll marry you tonight.
Greenlee: So, it's like this
amazing building.
It's a condo, so it's better
than a co-op.
There's no board approval,
and the building is,
like, 85% owner occupied.
And it's the best address
downtown, which you know.
Jake: Greenlee, what are
you doing?
Greenlee: Telling you what
a great building this is.
Jake: And you're giving me
a tour of your loft like you're
trying to sell it to me.
What's up with that?
Greenlee: I'm trying to sell
it to you.
Jake: What?
Greenlee: How'd I do?
Jake: Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Back up.
Why do you want to sell me
your loft?
Greenlee: Because it is
so perfect for you, it hurts.
Jake: Well, speaking of hurt,
where would you live if I did
consider buying this loft?
Greenlee: In the penthouse
upstairs -- double the size
of this place, a deck,
a garden, and a view because it
clears the building across
the street.
Jake: Wow.
Greenlee: Yeah.
Jake: Gee, that sounds
awesome.
Greenlee: Oh, it is to die.
Jake: Gee, you know, I have
an idea.
I'll buy that place.
Greenlee: No!
Jake: Well, no, actually,
I've been checking out this
building for a while,
and I didn't see the penthouse
listed.
Greenlee: That's because it's
not.
The owner was trying to sell it
without a broker to me, not you.
Don't mess with my Zen again,
Jake.
I'm solving your problems here.
Don't make more for me.
Jake: Wait, wait -- wait
a minute, wait.
Did you set me up when you were
making those cracks about me
living with my parents?
Greenlee: No.
No, that was just good luck,
and I swear it.
I found out about the penthouse
last week, but I didn't think
I could sell my loft in time.
But if you buy this,
like, now, I can call that guy
up and make him the offer that
he wants and all will be right
with the world.
Jake: Greenlee, Greenlee,
you want me, like, to buy this
place tonight, like I'm buying
a sweater?
Greenlee: If the sweater
fits what's the problem?
Jake: Well, because I want
to look around at more
apartments.
Greenlee: How long have
you been looking with that
realtor?
Jake: Well, I've been looking
since Gillian and I split up.
Greenlee: Have you seen
anything as nice as this?
Jake: Well, no, I can't say
I have.
Greenlee: Then be spontaneous
for once in your life!
Jake: Greenlee, I can be
spontaneous, all right, but this
is real estate.
There's no spontaneity in real
estate.
Greenlee: Ah -- ah --
that's an urban legend,
and you have to let it go.
I bet if you don't buy this
place I lose the penthouse
upstairs and you lose the chance
to come in here and set up
your Feng Shui aura everywhere.
Jake: You are absolutely out
of your mind.
Ryan used to own this place.
I couldn't get rid of his aura
if I burned it down
to the ground.
Greenlee: Ryan?
Jake: Yeah.
Greenlee: Please. History.
Like that number?
A steal.
Jake: Well --
Greenlee: Jake, that is
a major good deal, and you know
it.
Jake: So what do you want me
to do, just pull out
my checkbook?
Greenlee: Yes.
Jake: Do you even know what
a mortgage is?
Greenlee: Like you need
a mortgage.
Ok.
So I know you like the apartment
and I know you know it's a good
deal and I know you have
the money to buy it.
The only thing standing
in your way, Jake, is you.
[Music plays]
Bianca: You guys aren't going
to do this to her.
Nathan: Come on.
Leo: Ok, I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Trust me.
Laura: Hey.
Who turned the music down?
[Volume increases]
Laura: I love this song.
Singer: We should
take time out to really love
we should find out
who we really are
Second singer: You can
have it any way you want it
you can have it
any way you want it
First singer: Hey
we should take time out
to really love
we should find out
who we really are
Officer: Whose house is this?
Laura: Uh --
it's my house.
[Music stops]
Laura: Is there a problem?
Officer: We got a noise
complaint from your neighbor.
Judge Mayhew: Your brother is
really going through
with the wedding this time?
Stuart: Oh, I'll testify
to that.
Judge Mayhew: Good,
because I don't want to come
over here again.
Stuart: Yeah.
[Musicians play]
Judge Mayhew: Nice touch.
Stuart: Yeah.
This time, it's going to happen.
Mateo: Adam, stop moving.
You're supposed to be calm,
remember?
Adam: Yes, yes.
Mateo: Ok.
Adam: I remember.
Mateo -- thank you.
Mateo: Forget it.
Just get married already.
Adam: Stuart, I'm sorry I cut
you off earlier.
Stuart: Well, don't do it
anymore.
Adam: What is it you wanted
to tell me?
Stuart: I wanted to wish
you all the love and happiness
in the world for all your days
with Liza.
That's all.
Adam: Oh.
Judge Mayhew: Good evening.
I think this looks like
a keeper.
Jake: You are unreal.
Greenlee: It's nothing.
It's a steal.
I told you.
Well?
Jake: I don't know, Greenlee.
I don't know.
You're sounding like a desperate
seller to me, and buyers love
desperate sellers.
Greenlee: Fine.
I'm leaving.
Jake: No, you're not.
Greenlee: Am, too.
You are torturing me
because you're one of those
people who never does anything
from the gut, just from
the head.
And you drive gut people like me
out of our minds with
your questions and your details
and your stalling and
your indecisiveness.
I'll sell it to someone who
wants it already.
Jake: Well, that would be me.
Yeah, if you just could shut up
for about three seconds,
you'd hear me say,
"I'll take it."
Leo: Let's go, fellas.
Officer: Where are
your parents?
Laura: My moms on vacation
in the Caribbean.
Officer: Does she know you're
throwing loud parties?
Laura: Well, she said I could
have some people over.
Really.
I mean, we weren't drinking
or anything.
Officer: Do you have a number
where she can be reached?
Laura: Oh, no, no.
Don't do that.
She'll -- she'll freak out
and she'll race home.
I mean, we were -- we just had
the music on too loud.
Leo: This isn't going
to happen again, Officers.
I live right next door.
I'll -- I'll keep a close eye
on the house and the parties.
I'm a close family friend
of Miss English, and she totally
trusts me with this, so --
are we clear on this, Laura?
Laura: Mm-hmm.
Officer: We have your word,
Mr. --
Leo: du Pres.
Yes, you have my word.
I'll take care of Laura.
Judge Mayhew: Ladies
and gentlemen, we are gathered
here this evening to unite
in marriage Mr. Adam Chandler
and Ms. Liza Colby.
Mr. Chandler?
Adam: Oh.
Judge Mayhew: Adam,
place the ring on Liza's finger
and repeat after me.
I, Adam --
Adam: I, Adam --
Judge Mayhew: Take thee,
Liza, to be my lawfully wedded
wife.
Adam: Take thee, Liza, to be
my lawfully wedded wife.
Judge Mayhew: I promise
to love, honor, and protect
you all the days of my life.
Adam: I promise to love,
honor, and protect you all
the days of my life.
Judge Mayhew: With this ring,
a symbol of my faith and love,
I thee wed.
Adam: With this ring,
a symbol of my faith and love,
I thee wed.
Judge Mayhew: Liza,
take the ring.
And repeat after me.
I, Liza --
Liza: I, Liza --
Judge Mayhew: Take thee,
Adam --
Liza: I think I remember it
from here.
I, Liza, take thee, Adam, to be
my husband, to love
you and honor you and
our commitment as long
as I live,
for good times and bad times,
and to always remember what
brought us here tonight.
Take this ring as a symbol
of my faith and my love.
And --
Adam: I thee wed.
Liza: I thee wed, I thee wed.
Finally.
Adam: Finally.
Judge Mayhew: I'll third
that.
[Laughter]
Judge Mayhew: So,
by the power vested in me
by the commonwealth
of Pennsylvania, it is my honor
and my great relief to pronounce
you --
Liza: Husband.
Adam: Wife.
Judge Mayhew: Seal it.
Barry: Liza, Adam,
all the best.
Liza: You can't stay?
Barry: Oh, I -- I got
the judge here because
I promised to buy him dinner.
Liza: Oh.
Barry: For a week.
Be well.
Adam: I won't forget this,
Barry.
Barry: I won't let you.
Judge?
Hayley: This being pregnant
stuff gets to you after a while.
Adam: Oh.
Are you all right, Sweetheart?
Hayley: I'm just -- I'm
exhausted, and Mateo's probably
going to have to carry me off
to bed.
Mateo: Yeah --
uh, yeah, I -- I'll carry you.
[Liza laughs]
Hayley: Thank you.
Listen, I'm really happy
for both of you.
Liza: Thanks.
Thanks for everything.
Hayley: Oh, sure.
And you --
Adam: Yeah?
Hayley: Relax.
Adam: You, too, my Darling.
Hayley: All right.
Get me out of here before
I start with the waterworks.
Mateo: Ok.
Congratulations.
Liza: Oh, thank you.
Mateo: You, too.
Adam: Yeah.
[Liza laughs]
Adam: Thank you, Mateo.
Thank you.
Mateo: You're welcome.
Adam: Now, get my daughter
home.
Mateo: Ok. Bye.
Liza: Bye.
Liza: I'm going to go check on Colby.
Adam: Shall I come with you?
Marian: No.
Mother and daughter will go.
Adam: Oh.
Liza: Be right back.
Adam: Stuart.
Stuart: I have a wedding
present for you.
Adam: Why are we whispering?
Stuart: Because it's illegal.
I -- I want us to trade that
bracelet again, that ankle
bracelet, so you can sneak off
with Liza and have a honeymoon
someplace romantic.
Adam: Stuart, are you sure?
Stuart: Yeah.
Are you?
Adam: Yeah.
I'll get Baird in here to unlock
this infernal thing.
Adam: Uh, Baird?
Come here just a moment, please?
Yes, my --
my brother and I would like
to -- like you to relieve me
of this tracing apparatus once
again.
I'll make it worth your while
once again.
I want to spend my first night
as a married man with
my wife in --
Officer Baird: Jail?
[Adam laughs]
Adam: Excuse me?
Officer Baird: You're under
arrest.
Greenlee: You'll take it?
Jake: Yeah.
Greenlee: Tonight?
Jake: Tonight.
Greenlee: Are you serious,
Jake?
Jake: Yeah, yeah,
I'm serious, I'm serious.
I'll buy this place so you can take the penthouse upstairs.
It's what you want, isn't it?
Greenlee: Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I'll get the papers drawn
up tout de suite.
Jake: Ok, all right.
Leo: Bianca --
you were right to bring me over
here with you.
Thank you.
Those guys were bad news.
Bianca: So, are you going
to talk to Laura about that?
Leo: If she'll listen.
[Car door opens]
Leo: Why don't you get going.
That cab I called for you is out
there.
Bianca: Sure.
Leo: All right.
Bianca: You're a really great
guy.
Leo: Yeah, I know.
Bianca: Humble, too.
[Leo chuckles]
Leo: Laura, I'm going
to motor.
Oh.
Leo: Tired, huh?
Laura: No.
No, I'm not tired.
How about you?
Leo: Uh --
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Liza: Wherever my husband
goes, I go.
Roger: I am a lost,
lonely man whose life would be
worthless without the love
of his daughter.
