Zeke: The only way that I can
help you is if you tell me
the truth.
Greenlee: You don't know?
Leo: No, I don't know.
Greenlee: You really don't
know why I'm here?
It's because I love you.
Earl: Dearly beloved, we are
gathered together in the sight
of god to join this man and this
woman in holy matrimony.
TODAY'S - - - ALL MY CHIDREN
Earl: To celebrate
the joining of this man and this
woman in holy matrimony
Anna: Nice flowers, huh?
Earl: There are no
obligations on earth sweeter --
David: Mrs. Tuttle wanted
you to have something old,
borrowed, and musty.
Anna: I've got something
borrowed.
Earl: The state of matrimony
is based on a deep,
invisible union of two souls who
seek to find completion in one
another.
Anna: If they're lucky.
Earl: Do you understand this?
Anna: Do we answer here?
David: Yeah, yeah,
we understand the whole --
Anna: Definitely.
David: Missing rib thing --
Anna: We do.
David: Completion --
Earl: Should there be anyone
who has cause why this couple
should not be joined
in matrimony, they must speak
now or forever hold their peace.
Anna: No.
David: I think we're ok.
Anna: Yeah.
Mrs. Tuttle: No, wait.
I have something to say.
Anna: What? What's wrong?
Earl: Now, what is going on,
Honey Cups?
Mrs. Tuttle: You know this
wedding is wrong.
All wrong.
Bianca: You can't just up
and run.
Maggie: Watch me.
Will you give me the phone?
Bianca: Look -- our work
isn't done yet, ok?
Have you read this?
This is all about Proteus.
Maggie: What?
Wicked picture.
Wow, they work fast, huh?
Bianca: You can't leave yet.
There's a chance that she might
get off.
Maggie: It's out of my hands.
Bianca: What?
Maggie, your testimony could
stop this.
Look -- would you read this?
Vanessa is claiming multiple
personalities.
Maggie: What?
Bianca: Yeah.
Well, you knew that she would
try to convince the jury that
she wasn't in her right mind.
But you will get up on the stand
and you'll tell the judge
or the jury or whoever exactly
what happened, all about
the drugging and the kidnapping
and --
Maggie: She'll always win.
Bianca: Vanessa will finally
get what's coming to her.
You can help put her in jail
forever, and I'll be --
Maggie: I can't help you.
Bianca: What?
Maggie: I'm sorry,
but I cannot testify against
her.
Bianca: Can't or won't?
Zeke: Just relax,
Mrs. Cortlandt.
Vanessa: Not so fast!
Zeke: Trust me, you won't
feel a thing.
Vanessa: I don't remember
signing any release form.
Zeke: A release form
for what?
Vanessa: Sodium pentothal.
Zeke: What makes you think
that I would --
Vanessa: Oh!
Oh, my friend -- oh --
Natalie Wood -- we were
roommates together, I mean,
many, many years ago.
That was way before she was
married.
Zeke: What about the drug?
Vanessa: But, anyway,
Natalie was so afraid that
her beau was sleeping around
on her, and, of course,
she couldn't get him to confess.
What man in Hollywood would?
But, anyway, she tried to get
her hands on some sodium
pentothal -- the truth serum,
as we used to call it back then.
But, anyway, the studio doctor
was so mad for her, she could --
Zeke: Now, I wouldn't need
truth serum if you would tell
the truth.
Vanessa: Well, I do tell what
ought to be the truth.
And if that's sinful, then let
me be damned.
Zeke: Who are you now?
Vanessa: You psychiatrists
have the lousiest memories.
You know exactly who I am.
I'm rosier, Rosie Wells.
Zeke: Rosie wells wouldn't
have anything to hide.
Vanessa Cortlandt would.
Vanessa: Oh, is that what
you think?
Zeke: Vanessa Cortlandt would
be afraid to let me inject
her with truth serum.
Vanessa: Afraid of what?
Zeke: Afraid that she would
reveal too much about herself.
You aren't Vanessa Cortlandt
and you damn sure aren't Rosie
wells.
Vanessa: Well, then,
good doctor, who am I?
Zeke: Proteus.
Why don't you let me speak
to her?
Mateo: What's taking her cab
so long?
Hayley: Oh, come on.
You know how hard it is to get
a taxicab in this neighborhood.
It's like an act of congress.
Mateo: Fine.
I'll get Vincent to knock off
Early.
He can take her home.
Hayley: No, no, because then
you're going to get stuck
closing.
Mateo: Well, I don't want
her lurking around.
Hayley: Just chill.
Come on.
Watch this movie.
$10 Says Jake decks Leo before
the night's out.
Greenlee: I love you.
Leo: You sure about that,
Greenlee?
Greenlee: I've never been
more sure about anything
in my entire life.
Jake: Really?
I was under the impression that
you love me.
Greenlee: Jake, what are
you doing here?
Leo: Busted.
Jake: I'm just in time
to hear your --
Leo: Cold busted.
Greenlee: Listen, let me
explain to you --
Leo: Stone cold busted.
[Leo laughs]
Woman: You do know you are
paying for my dry cleaning.
Greenlee: You do see grown
people talking.
Leo: Waiter, can I get
a round of drinks for me
and my friends?
Jake: You know what,
Greenlee?
I have to tell you, you are some
piece of work.
You know that?
Woman: Who are you,
her bodyguard?
Jake: Not anymore I'm not.
Woman: What's your problem?
Greenlee: This isn't any
of your business.
Leo: Jake, what can I get
you to drink?
It's on me.
Greenlee: Like you need
another drink.
Leo: You know --
Jake: Greenlee, Greenlee,
if you wanted to sneak off
with Leo --
Greenlee: I didn't sneak off.
After you left, somebody called
me.
Whomever it was made Leo sound
devastated.
Jake: Because he couldn't
have you, Greenlee.
Greenlee: Whoever called made
Leo sounded suicidal.
Jake: Oh --
Greenlee: I do love you,
Jake.
Leo: Is there an echo
in the room?
Because I could've swore
you just told me that you love
me, Greenlee.
Woman: All of you have
issues.
I am so out of here.
Leo: Hey, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Kerry, Kerry,
call me --
hey --
Greenlee: Jake, I do love
Leo.
Jake: Like a brother?
Leo: No, Jake, not like
a brother.
Greenlee: I don't have
a brother, so I wouldn't know.
Plus I --
Jake: What?
What? What?
Why don't you just tell me?
Just spit it out and tell us.
Leo: Is that my cue?
Jake: Shut up, Leo.
Leo: No, you shut up, Jake.
Greenlee: All right!
I love both of you.
Vanessa: Protein.
Protein -- my mother wanted me
to eat much, much more protein.
She said if I did I would learn
my dance routines much quicker
and maintain them.
Ah, but I didn't care
because I danced until my feet
were just bloody because,
well, pain just became
my friend.
Zeke: You said that
you stayed at the Hills
Institute when you lived
in Los Angeles.
Vanessa: I never lived
in Los Angeles.
Hollywood.
Zeke: Tarzana.
I called there to verify
your stay, and I asked them
to fax copies of your case.
You had a breakdown.
Vanessa: I was exhausted.
Just simply exhausted.
I probably didn't have enough
protein.
Zeke: No, you weren't
malnourished.
You were psychotic.
Vanessa: Well --
Hollywood can be a very tough
town on a girl.
But, you know, I came right
back.
Right after that I was up
for "An American In Paris."
I mean, voulez-vous --
[Vanessa giggles]
Vanessa: What?
Zeke: My every instinct tells
me that you're faking.
When I was about to inject you,
suddenly I was talking to a very
sane woman well aware
of her situation and her legal
rights.
Vanessa: Well, I simply
stopped you from taking
advantage of me, Doctor,
in giving some strange drug.
Zeke: After you spent
the bulk of your life
trafficking drugs, destroying
the lives of innocent children,
you want me to think that
you are the victim?
Huh?
Vanessa: What I would like
you to think, doctor, is that
I am a woman who loves
her craft.
I'm a thespian down to the core
of my --
Zeke: Well, listen to me,
Proteus -- Vanessa,
Rosie, or whoever the hell is
in there.
I've seen firsthand the damage
that you have done, and I would
like nothing more than
to inflict the same pain
and suffering on you.
I'm referring another
psychiatrist to this case.
There's no way I could be
objective.
Vanessa: Well, you're just
afraid, aren't you, Doctor?
You're afraid you're going
to fall in love with a starlet,
aren't you?
Zeke: You know, if it was up
to me, I would recommend
the injection, and it would be
something far more powerful than
sodium pentothal.
Vanessa: And please tell
the nurse I’m ready
for my sponge bath!
Decent massage.
Bianca: Why won't
you testify?
You have a chance to put Vanessa
away.
Maggie: Bianca, what do
I look like?
Do I look rich to you?
No.
I'm a nobody.
Courts don't listen to nobodies.
Bianca: Maggie, that has
nothing to do with it.
Maggie: Yes, it does, Bianca.
The rich and powerful always get
off, and Vanessa is both.
Bianca: So what?
Look, you have to tell
the truth.
Maggie: So I came here
to find out about my sister's
death.
Mission accomplished.
Good-bye.
Bianca: So you know what
happened that night.
You know who shot Frankie.
Maggie: Will you forget it?
Bianca: No!
Why don't you tell me.
Maggie: Why?
What's the difference?
What is it going to make?
Frankie's dead!
Bianca: I want to know what
happened that night after I left
her room.
Maggie: Fine.
The last time I saw
you in Frankie’s room --
Bianca: We were trying
to figure out why that sonnet
was missing?
Maggie: Yeah.
Well, I figured it out.
Bianca: You told me that
those letters didn't make any
sense.
Maggie: I lied.
I didn't want to hurt you.
So --
it spelled out "Vanessa"
and "evil."
Bianca: So, what,
you -- you confronted her?
Maggie: Yeah.
And basically she told me that
she offered Frankie a better
life, she could make something
of herself.
Bianca: By conning me.
Maggie: But Frankie couldn't
do it.
She was going to betray Vanessa
by ratting her out.
So you know good old Aunt
Vanessa.
Bianca: She killed her.
She killed Frankie.
Maggie: Well, not exactly.
Vanessa claims that she blabbed
about Frankie and how she was
ticking her off, so one
of her hit men tried to impress
her and --
Bianca: And he shot her.
Maggie: Well, whether Vanessa
pulled the trigger or not,
it's irrelevant because if it
wasn't for her, Frankie would
still be alive.
Bianca: So how can you leave
now?
Maggie: Hello.
Where have you been the past
couple days?
My psycho aunt tried to kill me,
and I was a second away
from freezing to death.
Bianca: Ah.
So you're just going to run
and hide?
Maggie: Uh -- yeah.
She came back and tried to kill
me off, so, yeah, I think so.
Bianca: Right.
I didn't know you were such
a wuss.
Maggie: Excuse me?
Bianca: You heard me --
a wuss.
You bailed on Frankie when
she was alive, and now you're
going to bail on her now that
she's dead.
Maggie: That's so not fair.
Bianca: You blamed Frankie’s
death on me.
But, in fact, you're the one who
let her down, and it looks like
you're still at it.
Mrs. Tuttle: This wedding,
this marriage will be cursed
if --
David and Anna: If what?
Earl: Well, my wife feels
that people should --
Mrs. Tuttle: Say their own
vows.
You have to speak from the heart
or else --
David and Anna: Or else?
Earl: Or my wife feels that
people are cursed if
they don't --
David: Speak from
their heart?
Mrs. Tuttle: So, who is going
first?
Well, you have to look into each
other's eyes and talk about
the great love you two share.
David: Oh, I -- I don't know.
Lamb Chop,
why don't you go first?
Earl: Well, there you go,
Mother.
That's what you wanted.
Anna: Fine, I’ll go first.
[Anna clucks]
Anna: Ok, here goes.
David: Are you going
to wrestle me?
Are you going to --
Anna: Dr. David Hayward --
that's his name --
this is the last place
I expected to be tonight
and this is the last thing
I expected to be doing.
David: Oh, words of love.
Anna: I'm getting there, ok?
However, oddly enough,
I’m having a wonderful time
because it is so unexpected
and you know how I hate to be
bored.
And somehow this feels right.
So let the adventure begin?
Earl: Is that it?
Anna: Oh, it was the best
I could do.
I'm sorry.
It was short notice.
I --
Mrs. Tuttle: Ok,
sonny, your turn.
David: Um -- ok.
Thank you, Anna, for --
for taking me as I am
without trying to make
alterations.
Thank you for -- for challenging
me at every turn.
Thank you for teaching me how
to disarm someone with two quick
moves.
Anna: No, no --
David: And thank
you for making the supreme
sacrifice of becoming my wife.
Mrs. Tuttle: Oh,
Earl, marry these two lovebirds.
Earl: Do you take Anna to be
your wife?
David: I do.
[Anna laughs]
Earl: You promise to love,
honor, cherish, and protect her,
forsaking all others and holding
only unto her forevermore?
David: Yes, I do.
Earl: And do you,
Anna, take David to be
your husband?
Anna: Oh, I do.
Earl: Do you --
Anna: And ditto on all
the rest.
David: Ditto?
Anna: Ditto.
Earl: By the power vested
in me, I pronounce you husband
and wife.
Mrs. Tuttle: Well,
aren't you going to kiss her?
David: I'm getting to it.
Mrs. Tuttle: So where are
you two newlyweds honeymooning?
Anna: Well --
David: Pine Valley.
Anna: Yeah.
David: That's Route 25, right?
Earl: I don't think you'll be
going back to Pine Valley
tonight.
Anna: Why?
Give him a tip, give him a tip.
David: I'm getting to it, Lotus Blossom.
Here you go.
Anna: Why?
Earl: The road's closed.
Anna: Really?
It was fine coming up.
Thank you so much.
Earl: Well, now it's flooded.
I heard it on the radio right
before you two walked in.
David: I -- I didn't hear it
on the radio, did you?
Anna: No, I didn't.
David: Well, can you suggest
an alternate route?
[Earl and Mrs. Tuttle laugh]
Earl: Alternate route.
I love it.
Mrs. Tuttle: This is
Elk Green, population 204.
Earl: Not Las Vegas.
Mrs. Tuttle: Don't worry.
There's an inn next door.
They have the prettiest
honeymoon suite.
David: Oh, that's great.
So, do you mind staying here
for the night, Buttercup?
Anna: Do we have a choice,
Turtle Dove?
David: Ok, so do you -- who
do I call for a reservation?
Mrs. Tuttle: No need.
We're the innkeepers.
Earl: Follow us.
Come on, Honey.
Anna: Ooh.
Maggie: Listen -- you do not
know me, and you do not know
what I’ve been through.
And don't come in here and act
like you were the only one who
even cared about Frankie.
Bianca: Frankie was strong
and she was brave.
She was --
Maggie: Oh, so she was
brought here to con
you because she was so brave
and so strong?
Bianca: Don't badmouth
Frankie to me.
Maggie: Listen --
my sister was everything
I was not.
Ok?
She didn't want to take junk off
anybody.
All she wanted was to --
Bianca: All she wanted was
to be loved.
That was all she wanted.
And she didn't care where it
came from.
She didn't care if it came
from you or from me
or from Vanessa.
All she cared about was that
somebody on this freaking earth
cared whether she lived or died.
Ok?
Maggie: Don't you understand?
Going up against Vanessa is
pointless.
Bianca: Your sister deserves
some justice, Maggie.
You owe her that.
Maggie: Bianca, listen to me.
Vanessa has been avoiding
prosecution since she started.
Please, it's not going to work.
Bianca: Fine, fine.
Leave Pine Valley.
You're not the only one that can
prove that Vanessa is guilty.
I'll make sure that she's nailed
to the wall.
Maggie: Is that what
you want, justice?
Or revenge?
Bianca: Both.
Zeke: So, did you get
the forgiveness that you were
looking for from Mateo?
Simone: Oh, no, no.
Zeke: Well, did he at least
try to --
Simone: Nothing, Popi.
Not a thing.
Go ahead, say it --
"I told you so."
Zeke: Is that what you think?
Simone: Yeah, well, why else
would you come down here?
This is exactly like when
Theodore was --
Zeke: That's in the past.
I wasn't going to bring that up.
Simone: Oh, well, that's just
it.
You don't just outright bring it
up, but you sure --
Zeke: I'm not going to be
a pincushion because you're mad.
Ok, Simone?
Simone: I'm not mad.
Zeke: I came down here --
forget it.
I came down here because
I wanted to be sure that
you were safe.
Simone: What's going on?
Why are you so worried about me?
Zeke: I was just
with a patient, and she made me
think about --
Simone: Wait.
You're with a patient and you're
worried?
Oh, my God.
Don't tell me your --
your patient's Vanessa
Cortlandt?
Zeke: Keep your voice down.
Simone: I heard that she's
like Sybil with multiple
personalities --
Zeke: I can't talk about it,
Simone.
Simone: Oh, come on.
What is she saying, that Proteus
killed all these people and,
what, Vanessa was, what,
sleeping?
Shopping?
Doing her nails?
What?
Oh, come on --
Mateo: Vanessa's pleading
insanity?
Zeke: This is a private
conversation.
Mateo: She's faking.
You can't let her out.
Zeke: I cannot discuss this
case -- doctor-patient
confidentiality.
Mateo: If you let her out
on the streets, I swear
on my father's grave I’ll kill
her.
Greenlee: I'm in love
with both of you.
I never meant for any of this
to happen, but it's the truth.
Jake: Yeah, well, this beats
all --
Greenlee: And before you go
off on me, remember, I tried
to choose but it never worked.
Jake: You know what?
I'm going to solve your little
problem for you, Greenlee.
All right?
I -- I hereby now withdraw
from all the competition.
Leo: So I’m the winner.
[Leo laughs]
Greenlee: Leo, please,
drink your coffee.
Think about --
Leo: Remember -- remember
in the elevator right after
Christmas when we first got back
together and I asked
you to your face if you were
in love with Jake?
Greenlee: And I told you no.
Leo: Mm-hmm, and it was
a lie, wasn't it?
All you've ever needed from me,
Greenlee, is to be the president
of your fan club.
Greenlee: This is so out
of hand.
Jake: You know what?
Good luck, Leo.
You can have her.
She's all yours.
Leo: No, no, no, Bro.
She's all yours. You have her.
Jake: It's too late.
She's yours.
Greenlee: Hey, I’m not going
to let you toss me around
like --
wait a minute.
Don't you walk out on me.
Leo: You're never going
to love me and only me,
Greenlee.
My whole life I’ve been settling
for scraps, making myself think
that I could be satisfied
with whatever I was lucky enough
to get.
I'm tired of begging, so I’m
just not going to beg anymore.
Greenlee: Wait a minute, Leo.
Where are you going?
Leo: I can't seem to concentrate.
Zeke: Making public threats
to kill someone is not
the smartest thing you can do.
Somebody might take you serious.
Mateo: You think I’m kidding?
Vanessa murders people.
She ruins people's lives.
Hayley: Mateo, I need that
help with that thing that's
broken.
Zeke: We were just about
to leave.
Come on, Simone.
Hayley: Mateo --
Mateo: She's going to get
away with it.
Hayley: Mateo --
[Mateo slams a glass down and cuts his hand]
[Hayley gasps]
Hayley: Take it down a notch!
Oh.
Oh, my god.
You're bleeding.
You are bleeding.
Mateo: She thinks she's
crazy?
She hasn't seen crazy - -
Hayley: What?
What are you talking about?
Mateo: She -- she claims that
she has multiples.
Hayley: What?
Mateo: She's going to cop
an insanity plea.
Hayley: Well, I --
well, it's -- Vanessa’s --
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait.
Are you -- wait, wait,
wait -- you're buying this?
Hayley: I'm not -- I’m just
saying that anyone who parades
around as Proteus the drug
lord -- you know, it's not out
of the realm of possibility.
Mateo: Where were
her multiples before she got
caught?
Hayley: I don't know.
All I’m saying is that it's
a possibility, ok?
Mateo: All right,
well, I’m -- she's not going
to get away with this.
I promise you that.
Hayley: Whoo-hoo.
Come on back to the home planet
now.
Think nice, calm, serene
thoughts.
[Hayley shows Mateo a picture of Lorenzo]
Mateo: That's my big guy,
huh?
Hayley: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: You, me, and Mommy
on a playground in two days.
Hayley: See, isn't that much
better than thinking about
whatever it is mean, old Vanessa
Cortlandt is doing?
Mateo: Yeah.
Man: Mateo Santos?
Mateo: Yeah, that's me.
Man: Subpoena to appear
at a pretrial hearing
and an order that states --
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait.
You want me to testify against
Vanessa Cortlandt?
I'm in.
Man: You are prohibited
from leaving town until you give
your deposition.
Mateo: What?
Man: Don't leave town.
Anna: You know, I just think
it's so sweet that Mrs. Tuttle
is such a romantic after
thousands and thousands
of weddings, with the bouquet --
David: Yeah, yeah --
yeah, great.
Anna: And the basket --
David: But did she have
to force me to lug you over
the threshold?
Anna: Tell me that's not
a crack about my weight.
David: Are we fighting
already?
Anna: Yeah.
We're married, aren't we?
David: Yeah.
I can't wait for the wedding
night.
Anna: I think we need
to establish some ground rules.
You hungry?
David: Tempt me.
Anna: First, we're not
telling anyone we're married.
David: Because you want
to still be considered
for the chief of police position?
Anna: Right.
And I don't want this marriage
thingy screwing up my chances.
Grapes?
David: So you're saying that
you think that I’m less than
an upstanding citizen in this
community?
Anna: Yes, that's exactly
what I’m saying.
David: Hmm.
Well, it was your idea to get
married, Sweet Lips.
Anna: Because Jake is
determined to expose
your research methods,
and he will do anything he can
to get you convicted.
David: Hmm -- including using
your testimony.
Anna: But wives can't be
forced to testify against
their husbands.
It's so good, isn't it?
David: You put your life
and your future on the line
for me.
Anna: And you're wondering
what's in it for me?
David: Yeah.
Anna: Firstly, you haven't
been charged.
David: Yet.
Anna: Right.
So I might never be called
as a witness.
David: And if we keep this
marriage a secret, you can still
get the chief of police
position.
Anna: That's what I like
about you -- smart and cute.
Secondly, now, and most
important, if your research
proves safe and marketable --
David: Which it will.
Anna: Then you, my sweet
husband, stand to become a very
wealthy man.
David: So I’m dealing
with a gold digger here, huh?
Anna: After all I’ve done
to protect you and your
research, I think that
as your wife it's just fair.
David: And you should become
an enormously wealthy woman,
right?
Anna: Did I say you were
smart and cute?
Anna: Is marriage
to a self-serving, pragmatic
chief of police such a bad
thing?
David: Relax.
If you get something more out
of this than just moonlit walks
on sandy beaches, that's all
right with me.
Anna: Say it -- whatever's
on your mind.
Speak now or forever hold
your peace.
Come on.
David: When Jake threatened
me, you acted on instinct
to protect me.
That's a big deal, Anna.
I'm never going to forget that.
[Jake and Leo both arrive at Greenlee’s loft and start packing]
Leo: This your DVD.?
Jake: Yeah. Thanks.
That's got to be yours.
Leo: Oh, yeah. Thank you.
You didn't, by chance,
see a blue and white robe
in the --
Jake: Yeah, it was in the --
actually, in her -- her closet.
Greenlee: What are you two
doing?
Leo: Well, before you got
kidnapped, I was practically
moved in here, so I’m just
gathering a few of my things.
Greenlee: This is ridiculous.
Jake: You know what's
ridiculous?
Is the fact that I almost died
saving your life.
Leo: Didn't you know that
that's what happens
in Greenlee's love fest?
Jake: I never realized it
till now, Greenlee,
but your life always seems
so much more valuable than mine.
That's the way you feel when
you love someone.
Greenlee: If I haven't
thanked you enough, then I’m
sorry.
Jake: No, I don't want
your thanks.
I thought you were a woman --
the woman I wanted to spend
the rest of my life with.
You're not that woman.
Leo: Greenlee is just
a little girl.
Greenlee: No, Leo,
please, you don't --
Jake: He's right, he's right.
You're like a little girl who's
never satisfied unless she has
her double dip.
Greenlee: Ah!
Not that again.
Jake: You don't even know
the meaning of love, Greenlee.
Leo: You know what?
Come to think of it, I saved
you, too.
Jake and Greenlee: What?
Leo: Well, I mean, I tried
to, anyway.
After we got back together,
we were going to save each
other, right?
Greenlee: Yes, Leo,
I remember so much of --
everything that you --
Leo: You don't trust me,
Greenlee.
You won't trust me -- even
though, like my friend Jake
here, I would've gladly died
for you.
He's right, you know.
You wouldn't know real love
if it slapped you right
in the face.
Jake: I'm out of here.
Leo: Me, too.
Greenlee: Oh, no, you don't.
You two aren't going anywhere.
Hayley: Hi.
Bianca: Don't tell me
I missed Edmund.
Hayley: Yeah, you just missed
him.
Bianca: Oh, I can't believe
this.
I can't believe this.
I just called Wildwind and asked
Peggy, and she said that he was
still here.
Hayley: Is there something
I can help you with?
Bianca: Thanks, anyway,
but I really don't think so.
Mateo: Hey -- what's that?
Bianca: Oh, it's an advanced
copy I got at Enchantment.
[Bianca shows Hayley and Mateo the Tempo magazine]
Mateo: Does it say anything
about her trying to plead
insanity?
Bianca: Yeah.
You heard about that?
Mateo: Yeah.
Bianca: How stupid is that?
Mateo: Don't you worry about
that, all right?
Don't you -- can I borrow this?
Bianca: Yeah.
Keep it, in fact.
It's a good article.
It just needs a better ending.
It needs Vanessa paying for what
she did.
Hayley: Hmm.
Mrs. Tuttle: So sorry
for disturbing you two, but this
is for Mrs. Hayward.
David: Thank you,
Mrs. Tuttle.
Mrs. Tuttle: Good night,
lovebirds.
Anna: Good night.
Anna: What's that?
David: I guess it's all part
of the Elk Green Inn's honeymoon
experience -- a gift
for the blushing bride.
Anna: You did not have time
to get me a gift.
David: It's the type
of husband that I aspire to be.
[Anna holds up a very matronly nightgown]
Anna: Are you serious?
David: What?
Anna: No, don't "what" me.
You're not serious.
David: Wait --
Anna, no, this was supposed
to be --
Anna: A joke?
David: Mrs. Tuttle was
supposed to pick up a --
Anna: Oh, you think you're
funny, don't you?
David: No.
Anna: Yes.
David: Well, actually,
yeah, I do, but -- whoa!
No, no, no, no --
Anna: Oh, you're ticklish.
David: Stop it.
Anna: Oh!
David: I think it'll look
great on you.
Anna: You're kidding.
I cannot wear this.
Look.
I haven't worn a nightdress
since I was -- since I was --
oh, I’ve never worn a nightgown,
actually.
David: Well, there you go.
So this is a night for firsts
all the way around.
Actually, I think you'll do it
justice.
Anna: Don't make me --
David: No, no, no, no, no.
Wait a minute. No.
Look, I asked Mrs. Tuttle
to pick you up a negligee, ok?
I -- I didn't realize that
she was going to buy Edith
Bunker's pajamas.
Anna: Wait there, funny man.
David: Wait -- no, no, no.
You're not going to put that on,
are you?
Anna: Oh, yes.
David: That's hideous.
Anna: No, it's hopeless is
what it is.
But this is your wedding night,
and I wouldn't want
to disappoint you.
Be right back.
Leo: Greenlee, don't make me
move you.
Greenlee: I love you.
I love you both.
Jake: Yeah, yeah, we heard.
Greenlee: Yeah, but that does
not give you the right to spit
on me.
You think I wanted it this way?
Leo: Yeah, I do.
This is so you, Greenlee.
Greenlee: You married Laura
knowing it would break my heart.
Leo: That was never
my intention, and you know it.
Greenlee: And you knew how
I felt for -- about Leo
from the very beginning --
Jake: Oh, Greenlee --
Greenlee: But you took
a chance, just like I took
a chance on you.
Jake: Yeah, but you trashed
it, didn't you?
Greenlee: No, I didn't.
If it weren't for you, I don't
know what I would've done.
There is a part of me that never
forgot, that couldn't forget
what you and I meant to each
other before I found out
about --
Leo: What?
What, Katerina?
I'm never going to be anything
but Vanessa’s son to you, am I?
I'm a con man, right?
A gigolo.
Greenlee: That's not true.
Leo: Yes, it is true.
But you know what?
It doesn't matter because this
is over.
Greenlee: No!
You don't get to say it's over.
Not like this.
You want me to feel like some
sort of two-timing slut.
I haven't done anything wrong.
Jake: Greenlee, you did
everything wrong.
Greenlee: The only thing
I did wrong was feel too much
or care too much or try too
hard.
Jake: What are you talking --
you weren't even honest
with either one of us!
Greenlee: You both gave me
a lot, but, damn it, I gave
back!
And if you think I don't know
how to love, then what the hell
were we doing?
Leo: Greenlee, you made us
both look like fools.
Greenlee: No, I love
you both, and I never regret
a minute of it.
You want to wash your hands
of me?
Fine.
But just know that when you walk
out that door, you're giving up
the best thing that ever
happened to either of you.
Now go and don't come back.
Hayley: Did Bianca seem
a little off to you?
Mateo: She has reason to be.
Look -- Vanessa Cortland’s
acting like this movie star.
I mean, check this out.
"Mrs. Cortlandt has
no recollection of being
Proteus."
Hayley: That's enough,
really.
Let's get out of here.
Mateo: What, we got to go?
Hayley: Yes.
Mateo: I got to close up.
Hayley: Let Vincent do it.
What do you pay him for.
Mateo: Hey.
Hayley: What?
Mateo: Go start the car up.
I'll be out there in a few
minutes, ok?
Hayley: You have three
seconds.
[Scenes showing Jake at the hospital, Leo in the park drinking, Greenlee alone in her loft and David and Anna
in their ‘honeymoon suite’ – Anna ‘models’ her flannel nightgown.]
Singer: Once again
I’m standing here
outside your door
feels like I’ve been here
a thousand times before
I’m the joker in this
crazy house of cards
getting what I want
has never been so hard
yeah
I want you
to want me
I want you
yes, I do
don't tell me
after all this time
another heart's beating
faster than mine
you can't tell me
after all these years
after crying a river of tears
I want you
to want me
to want me, too
let's admit it's not
the parting that we planned
this part of "no"
that we will never understand
you're the queen of hearts
in this crazy game we play
but if we feel this much
then why can't we just say
I want you
to want me
I want you
yes, I do
don't tell me
after all this time
another heart's beating
faster than mine
you can't tell me
after all these years
after crying a river of tears
I want you
to want me
like I want you
Singer: I want you
[Scene of Vanessa in her hospital bed. She opens her eyes and sees Bianca watching her through the
window in the door. Vanessa blinks – looks again and Bianca is gone.]
[Phone rings]
Vanessa: There's a phone
in this room --
[Ring]
Vanessa: Hello?
Hello.
Is anyone there?
Caller: [Distorted voice]
Vanessa.
Vanessa: Who is this?
Caller: Congratulations.
Vanessa: Congratulations --
who is this?
Caller: You're still alive,
but not for long.
You'll be rewarded for what
you've done very soon.
Vanessa: You – oh, oh -----
[Vanessa throws the phone]
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Kendall: You want to play?
Roger: I need whatever
you can give me right away so I can leave town.
Are you going to give me
the money or not?
Simone: I don't want you.
David: Morning, Mrs. Hayward.
Mateo: I'm going make
you pay.
I'm here to punish you.