Kendall: Chris is used
to being on the move,
he's used to being in charge.
Ryan: Oh, so you feel sorry
for him?
Kendall: When he gets out
of here, he's going to need
all the help he can get.
Erica: [As Greenlee]
This is Greenlee Smythe.
How may I help you?
Greenlee: There's a loft
in my building for sale.
It's currently being sublet
by a woman named Simone
something.
I want to buy that loft
right now.
TODAY’S - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Opal: I knew it.
I just knew it.
Oh, Erica, this cannot come
to any good.
Don't you flash those
pearly whites at me.
You are already in
the hand basket and you're
headed straight for Hades.
Erica: No, I am leaving
a note for Greenlee to come
and see me as soon as she comes
in.
Opal: Part of your plot,
I presume?
Erica: Shh!
Opal: Well, Honey --
Erica: Not so loud.
Opal: You have got to pull
the plug on this devious scheme
you're hatching or you're going
to go down in flames.
Erica: Would you please
relax?
Opal: I can't!
You know me.
I see things, and I saw
something last night in a dream.
Erica: You had a dream about
me last night?
Opal: Oh, don't be looking
like that.
It wasn't pretty, so don't be
flattered.
It was about Kendall --
Erica: Oh, sorry.
Opal: And you using Greenlee
to get her, to hurt her.
Oh, my Lord.
I don't remember all
the details, but I’m telling
you, there were people that were
being chased and tortured
and screaming.
I am begging you, please,
just drop this plan.
It's scaring me.
Erica: Opal, I’m fine.
I had an idea and I shared it
with you.
Why are you worried so much?
Opal: Well, maybe
because the last idea you had
almost landed you 25 to life.
Erica: Oh.
I am not doing anything illegal
here.
Opal: Well, what are
you doing then?
Come on, tell me the rest.
Spill.
Erica: Well,
you know how it's common
knowledge to take advantage
of people's weaknesses?
Opal: Uh-huh.
Erica: Well, I am going
to take advantage of the one
thing that Kendall and Greenlee
have in common.
Opal: Which is?
Erica: Blind ambition.
Greenlee: Good morning,
neighbor.
Greenlee: How are
you and your roomie fitting
into our building?
Simone: I wouldn't know.
Greenlee: Sorry?
Simone: I wouldn't know.
Leo didn't come home last night.
I cannot believe this is
happening.
Greenlee: Trouble?
Simone: The guy that
I sub-letted the apartment
from -- he just sold it.
Greenlee: Really?
Simone: And the new owner is
kicking us out.
Damn.
Oh, I can't believe this.
Leo: Come on, you've never
done that before?
You've got to be kidding me.
Woman: Driving to New York
and back in 38-degree weather
with the top down is a first
for me, and I didn't think I had
too many of those left.
Thank you.
Leo: You're welcome.
Although the fact that we drove
by your apartment rather than
going inside sort of eludes me.
Woman: I know you had a whole
plan worked out, Leo.
Leo: Oh, you live on Park Avenue.
I love those places.
I just -- I just wanted to go
inside and see --
Woman: What, my art
collection?
I doubt it.
Leo: I can appreciate
fine art, ok, and beauty.
Woman: Right.
Hello.
Are you serving?
Bartender: Yes.
Woman: I think all I can
handle is a Mimosa.
Leo: Make it two.
Kyle, by any chance, was there
a watch left here last night?
Kyle: Yeah, there was.
Woman: Couture, 18 karat
with diamonds?
Kyle: Yeah, we actually had
a pool in the back to see
if it was real.
Woman: It's real.
A pool?
Leo: Small town,
Pauline, small town.
Pauline: But an interesting
one, I’m finding.
You live here.
Leo: True, true.
Pauline: With your mother?
Leo: No, not with my mother.
Pauline: Vanessa Cortlandt is
the talk of New York.
Leo: Oh, whatever.
Pauline: What, you don't want
to talk about her?
Leo: Will you like me more
if I do?
Pauline: I'm not sure I could
like you more.
Leo: Ah, flatterer.
Pauline: But I would die
to hear about all the Proteus
goings-on.
I mean, really, who wouldn't?
Leo: You know, I’ve used
a lot of lines to get next
to pretty girls before,
but using my mother's alter
ego's definitely a first.
Pauline: Is that a yes?
Leo: Sure.
Sure, whatever you want to know.
Pauline: I'd like to know
everything.
[Shower runs]
Ryan: Kendall Hart strikes
again.
Tell me something --
are you ever going to stop?
Kendall: Which part?
Ryan: Trying to rip me off.
Kendall: If I wanted to rip
you off, I would do it while
you were watching.
Because I get the feeling
you like to watch.
Ryan: Is that right?
Kendall: The shower's
running, Lavery.
Ryan: Yeah, I know.
Kendall: It's getting steamy
in there.
What should we do about it?
Ryan: You want to tell me why
you were sneaking in just now?
Kendall: I wasn't
sneaking in.
You were in the shower.
Ryan: Yeah, well,
usually when I’m in the shower,
you let yourself be known
by slamming the door and turning
the boom box up to 11, but this
time you were sneaking around
like a mouse trying to lift
my wallet.
Kendall: Oh, that is
ridiculous.
If I was going to rip someone
off, it wouldn't be someone like
you who would hound me until
there's no tomorrow.
I was just --
I don't know what I was doing.
Ryan: Why's your stuff
on the bed?
You leaving?
Kendall: Yeah.
And I want to thank
you for letting me stay here
as long as you did.
I mean, I really --
never mind.
Ryan: So, like, you're
leaving leaving?
Leaving town?
Kendall: No such luck.
Ryan: Well, where you going?
You don't have any money.
Kendall: I'm getting a job.
Ryan: In the meantime?
Kendall: Myrtle's, ok?
Ryan: Myrtle's?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ryan: Does your sister know
about this?
Kendall: Bianca helped it
happen.
Ryan: Why would you want --
wait a minute.
Chris Stamp is staying
at Myrtle's.
Kendall: And?
Ryan: And?
Kendall: What is
your problem?
Ryan: You are so incredibly
transparent.
Kendall: I am?
Ryan: Yeah, you are.
Your mother's ex-boyfriend is
staying at Myrtle's.
You're going to make the moves
on him just to drive your mother
insane.
Kendall: Do I look that sick
to you?
Ryan: Yeah, actually, you do.
Kendall: And I’m transparent?
Look at you.
You're a jealous mess.
Ryan: What?
Jealous of what?
Kendall: Of your own damn
father, you idiot.
[Chris struggles to get into his wheelchair]
Mia: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you trying to do?
Jeez.
Chris: Trying to get
on with my life.
Is that ok with you?
Mia: Yeah, no problem.
So are you going to ask me what
I’m doing here in my smart
little outfit?
I'm a trainee in
the PT department.
That's physical therapy.
Chris: I know what PT is.
Mia: So anyway, I’ve been
assigned to observe your session
this morning, and I thought
I’d just drop in and let
you know.
Chris: Now I know.
Mia: So is there anything
that I can do for you?
Chris: No. Yeah.
Yeah, can a trainee get me
in that chair?
Mia: I think so.
Do you want me to?
Chris: Yeah.
Mia: Ok.
Going to want to put your legs
down.
Put that one there.
One, two, three.
There you go.
All right.
You look a little surprised.
Chris: You did that pretty
good for a trainee.
Mia: Oh, well, you know --
Chris: You --
you assigned to my case?
Mia: Yep, yours and others.
Chris: Huh.
You don't seem nervous.
Mia: I'm not.
Chris: Oh, good for you.
Mia: Mm-hmm.
So it looks like Dr. Stannart
has you cleared for a complement
of exercises this morning.
Chris: Oh, goody, goody.
Mia: You know, if
you dedicate yourself to this,
you could make some pretty quick
progress.
Chris: Can't wait.
Mia: Are you trying to get
rid of me, Mr. Stamp?
Chris: No, I’m actually
trying to make up to
you for giving you such a bad
attitude for no reason at all.
How am I doing?
Mia: Real good.
Chris: Good.
Congratulations on your job.
Mia: Thank you.
Chris: You -- you mind giving
me a couple of minutes alone
before you take me down
to the torture chamber?
Mia: No, absolutely not.
In fact, there's some other
patients I’m going to introduce
myself to.
Chris: Great.
Mia: All right.
So I’m going to come back
for you in a few minutes, ok?
Chris: Thanks.
Mia: Ok.
[Chris leaves the hospital in his wheelchair]
Chris: Sorry to do this
to you, kid, on your first
day, but --
Opal: But now just how does
Greenlee and Kendall’s blind
ambition have anything to do
with Mr. Stamp?
Erica: It doesn't.
Opal: My eye.
Erica: Really, Opal,
that's the truth.
I mean, it's a totally separate
issue.
Although I admit I’ve got just
so many plates spinning
right now, I’m going to have
to really keep up.
Opal: Well, then let's just
roll back a little bit here
and start with one plate
at a time.
Erica: Ok. Yes?
Opal: Now,
you took a call from Revlon
yesterday.
Erica: Yes, I did.
Opal: For Greenlee.
Erica: Mm-hmm.
Opal: Pretending to be
Greenlee to Revlon,
who's bird-dogging her?
Erica: I have to protect
my interests, Opal.
Opal: Well, it wasn't that
long ago that you were wanting
Greenlee to be thrown out
with the bath water.
Erica: Opal, Greenlee knows
too much.
She has proprietary information
at her fingertips.
She is not going to give that
to Revlon.
Opal: So you threw out
the flowers from Revlon
and you had your trusty Val
shred the magazine article
they sent and you're
intercepting their calls.
Erica: Well, it's just
business, nothing personal.
Opal: Well, so would you mind
telling me what all of that has
to do with Kendall?
Come on, I’m waiting.
Erica: All right, come here.
[Erica whispers]
I am going to give "Greenlee"
to Revlon.
Opal: But you just said --
Erica: But I am not going
to give Revlon to Greenlee.
Opal: Are you trying to make
my hair stand taller by itself?
Erica: Pay attention.
Opal: I am trying.
Erica: I am going to send
Kendall to Revlon, but Revlon’s
going to think that it's
Greenlee.
Opal: Will Greenlee know?
Erica: No, of course not.
Look, Kendall is going to work
for me and for Revlon in Paris,
thousands and thousands of miles
away from Pine Valley,
but Greenlee is going to stay
put right here with me.
Brilliant, huh?
Opal: Well, to somebody
maybe.
I don't get it.
Erica: You will.
The only thing I have to do is
just now make sure that Greenlee
doesn't find out that Revlon has
been -- how did you say it? --
Bird-dogging her.
[Greenlee walks in]
Erica} Hi.
I just left a note for you.
Greenlee: No problem.
I was looking for you.
Have you read this?
I got my first write-up
in the trades, Erica.
I'm making news.
Erica: Well, it's
your article that I wanted
to talk to you about.
Greenlee: It's pretty cool,
huh?
Did you read this part?
"Ms. Smythe is a
triple threat -- brains,
great business instincts,
and a personal style that is
remarkable in its elegant
simplicity.
She's an all-American beauty
with a tacit understanding
of what works best for her."
What's "tacit" mean?
Otherwise, I think it's a rave.
Erica: Well, it's just public
acknowledgement of what
I already knew about you.
Greenlee: Wow, Erica, thanks.
Erica: Well, I mean, you are
still a little bit raw,
a little bit rough around
the edges, but you know
something -- you do more around
here than anybody else does.
And I’ve been thinking --
it's time that I reward
you for that.
Greenlee: Really? You do?
Erica: I do.
I've been thinking about this.
And the conclusion I’ve come
to is that I really believe
the very best way to reward
your efforts is to extend
your contract.
Greenlee: Oh, the one
I signed with a "no compete"
clause?
Erica: Exactly.
And, of course, a raise
commensurate with your contract.
Greenlee: All because
of the article?
Erica: All because of what
you have shown me that you could
do -- I mean, against my better
judgment.
Greenlee, I would really like
to think of you like -- like
my daughter.
Greenlee: Are you sure?
I mean, I’m honored
if you're serious.
Erica: Why don't you just
take my hand and see.
Now do you believe me?
Greenlee: Starting to, yeah.
Erica: Good.
Opal: Oh.
Erica: You cold?
Opal: Oh, me? No.
No, I’m just reacting to hell
freezing over.
Leo: Oh, Prague,
Madrid, Lisbon, Geneva, Milan,
to Oslo, St. Tropez.
Pauline: You and your mother
lived in all of those places?
Leo: Oh, can we please leave
her out of it, Pauline?
Pauline: I'm sorry.
She just intrigues me.
Leo: Yeah, well, I want
to intrigue you.
Pauline: You do.
Leo: Because of my notorious
mother, right?
Pauline: Because you survived
your notorious mother.
Tell me more about how you took
control of your life despite
the burdens she placed on you.
Leo: I'd rather talk
about you.
Pauline: I'm way too boring.
Leo: Or if you prefer not
to talk, we could always go back
to your place for a little bit.
Simone: Sorry to interrupt.
I need you.
Can I borrow your date for about
five minutes?
Oh, Leo.
Leo: What, what?
Pauline: Do I know you?
Simone: You know you do.
Pauline: I don't -- I don't
recall ever --
Simone: Yeah, uh-huh, right.
Oh.
Pauline: That's my purse!
Leo: Simone, what are
you doing?
Simone: Sorry.
You want me to tell him
or should you?
Pauline: Excuse me.
Leo: Pauline --
thank you so much for ruining
my day.
Do you have any idea how loaded
that girl is?
She was my meal ticket,
and she would've been yours
if you weren't such a --
Simone: Leo, wake up.
She's a reporter.
Leo: Pauline?
Simone: Frost.
I know her.
She was obviously gathering
her information, researching
you on a micro cassette
in her purse.
Leo: Oh, you've got to be
kidding.
I didn't know.
Simone: Well, here's
something else you didn't know.
Leo: What?
Simone: We just got evicted.
Ryan: You think I’m jealous?
You think I’m jealous
of Chris Stamp?
Kendall: Your father. Your father, Chris Stamp.
Ryan: Yeah, well, I don't
really care who he's seeing.
Kendall: Unless it's me.
Ryan: So wait a minute --
you are seeing him?
Kendall: Oh, for crying
out loud!
Ryan: Well, you just said it!
Kendall: Do you hear anything
in that side of meat between
your ears?
Ryan: I hear everything!
I'm just trying to understand
what you're doing at myrtle's,
all right?
Chris is a mess right now.
And I don't think you should be
taking advantage of him while
he's down just to make
your mother go into orbit.
Kendall: Do you think I sit
around nights dreaming up ways
to torment my mother?
Ryan: Yes.
Kendall: Fine. Fine.
Since I’m leaving here,
you're not going to have to hear
me scheme ever again, ok?
Thank you so much for the bunk.
It was annoying as hell.
Ryan: Well, not as annoying
as you!
Kendall: Or you!
Jake: Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Intern: Fine, Dr. Martin.
Second intern: Thank
you for asking.
Jake: What, like I never ask?
Oh, ok, I get it.
It's because I’m the new
chief of staff.
Intern: Well, things are
different now, aren't they,
Dr. Martin?
Jake: Well, I hope not.
Jake: Mia, hey.
Mia: Oh, my God, Jake.
I just lost my first patient.
Jake: Wait, wait, you what?
Mia: Chris is gone.
Mia: Oh.
Where'd you find him?
Jake: Parking lot.
Dr. Stannart: He was trying
to make a getaway.
Mia: What, did you have this
planned all along or something?
Chris: What, to leave this
place?
Yeah. Wouldn't you?
Oh, I forgot -- you like it
here.
Mia: Look, you want to walk
again, it's going to take some
physical therapy, ok?
I'm so sorry, Dr. Stannart.
Dr. Stannart: It's all right.
There's no need to try to escape
like you're being held prisoner.
Chris: Yeah, well, I think
there was.
Look, I want out of here.
I'll make my appointments,
but I’m not staying here another
day longer.
I'm out.
Jake: All right,
well, Chris, in time --
Chris: No, no, no, you see,
Jake, I don't have time, ok?
Now, if neither one of you two
are going to discharge me,
then go get your father
and he'll do it for me.
Jake: Well, my father's
retired.
Chris: He what?
Mia: Jake's chief of staff
now.
Chris: Really?
Well, then congratulations.
Jake: Thank you.
Chris: Doc, all you have
to do is say the word, I’ve got
my freedom.
Otherwise, you're going to need
six guys like him 24 hours a day
around me or I’m going to bolt.
It's up to you.
Simone: I don't know why it
happened.
All I know is that I got a legal
piece of paper in the mail
saying that someone bought
the loft that I was subletting
and they don't want a subtenant
like the old landlord did.
Leo: But you just moved in.
I don't understand this.
Simone: I know!
Doesn't it suck?
Pauline: Think I saved
my purse.
Leo: Oh, yeah?
Did you save your tape recorder?
Simone: You don't even
remember me, do you?
You arrogant, self-absorbed --
Pauline: Simone.
Simone: Hi.
Pauline: Leo, I can explain.
Leo: No, you can't.
You're a reporter, she used
to be your intern, and she just
ruined your little interview,
so just let it go and move on.
Pauline: My editor will pay.
Leo: Oh.
As much as you would've?
[Pauline storms out of the restaurant]
Leo: You know, I --
I think I’m losing my touch.
I didn't even -- I had no clue.
But now that I look at her,
it's all over her.
Simone: So since I saved
your little behind,
are you going to help me
figure out what to do about this
apartment thing?
Leo: Well, I don't know what
to do.
If the place was sold
and the new owner doesn't want
to rent, you got to move out,
right?
Simone: Well, I know,
but I like that building.
I love it.
This is so unfair.
Leo: Hold on.
Simone: What?
Leo: I'll tell you later.
Leave your cell phone
on and I’m going to call you,
ok?
Simone: Ok.
Opal: Now, Erica, you know
darn well that I have no love
lost for Greenlee Smythe,
but I cannot stand back
and watch you set up a car wreck
like the one you're planning
for that girl and for
your daughter.
Erica: It's a business
decision, Opal.
Opal: It's usury!
Erica: It's what?
Opal: Well, it's using
or whatever.
I don't know, but it's just not
right.
Erica: Well, you talk but it's
not right, you know how
destructive Kendall is.
Opal: Well, yeah, but --
Erica: And I told you I would
make sure that she stays as far
away from Pine Valley
as possible.
I told you that.
Opal: All right, can I say
just one last thing and then
I’ll shut up?
I will.
All right, this is it --
you're playing with people's
hearts here, with Greenlee's
and Kendall’s, with your own
and with Bianca’s, too,
and unless you fess up to that,
you are an even bigger liar than
the one I just saw here a minute
ago.
You're just one big,
fat old liar.
Ok.
That's it.
For this morning.
[Intercom beeps]
Erica: Yes, Val?
Yes, yes, please, put him right
through.
Yes.
You have something to report
to me?
Yes?
He did what?
Well, where is he now?
I see.
Ok, yes, thank you so much.
Greenlee: Oh, cool,
you're still here.
I was just talking to Miriam
in HR and she thinks we should
totally play up my article
in the trades to promote a kind
of, you know, new edge
for Enchantment -- the way
Stella McCartney got Chanel all
hip and now and youthful again?
Erica: Look, I have to be
somewhere.
[Door closes]
Mia: It's not easy having all
this be your decision, is it?
Jake: Well,
I certainly made judgment calls
when I was on staff here,
but the number of those calls
has increased tenfold since
my dad retired.
Joe: Oh, son.
Jake: Hey, there he is.
Joe: I just ran
into Stannart.
He says you authorized
Chris Stamp's release.
Is that wise?
Jake: Well, no, but I don't
think I had any choice.
Joe: Let me see those charts,
please.
What am I doing, huh?
Jake: What, what?
I would love your opinion.
Take them.
Joe: No, no, no, no.
I have no authority over any
case now.
No, I don't know what's
the matter with me.
Jake: Well, nothing's
the matter with you, Dad.
You're just doing what
you always did.
Joe: Oh, I am?
Was I always this bossy?
Jake: Heck, yes.
You know, speaking of which,
I hate to bring this up to you,
but you kind of dropped the ball
on your discharge paperwork.
Joe: I did?
Jake: Yeah, you did,
and I have the benefits people
breathing down my neck
and I’d just like to get this
cleared up.
Joe: Well, I’m -- I’m sorry.
I -- hmm.
You have enough to deal with,
don't you?
Jake: You know I have enough
to deal with.
So you think maybe you and I can
go on up to my office and try
to get this handled and get it
out of my face?
Joe: Of course, of course.
Why don't we do it right now?
Greenlee: What do you want?
I'm in no mood for a scene.
Leo: Your mood, I thought,
seemed pretty upbeat.
You were smiling when
you thought I was someone else
coming to the door.
Wonder why.
Greenlee: I'm having
a good morning.
That ok with you?
Leo: That's fine.
As long as it isn't
at the expense of someone else.
But it is, isn't it?
Greenlee: Is there a point
here anytime soon?
Leo: No, really,
Greenlee, I want to know.
Why the happy dance face?
Greenlee: You wouldn't care
if I told you.
Leo: What, you screwing
someone over?
Greenlee: Ha.
Leo: I know that always made
you giddy.
Greenlee: No, actually.
I got written up in one
of the trades.
Happy now?
Leo: So that's it?
Greenlee: All right,
cut to the chase, Leo.
What are you getting at already?
Leo: Look, I know what
you did.
Greenlee: When?
Leo: Oh, just spill,
ok, Greenlee?
Stop this.
I know what you did.
Greenlee: Leo, you know
what -- for crying out loud.
You know what -- I was having
a really good morning, and then
you show up here, which is
really not what I want
anymore, ok?
Leo: Did you buy up the loft
that Simone was going to sublet?
Greenlee, they're kicking
her out.
Or, more to the point,
you are, right?
Greenlee: Look, it was
a business move.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Leo: I'm not mad.
I'm really not.
I just want to ask you a favor.
Greenlee: What kind
of a favor?
Leo: Forgive me.
Please.
All: Surprise!
Nurse: We got you,
we got you!
Joe: Thank you, all.
Jake: Oh, yeah!
Man: Congratulations.
Joe: Well.
Oh, my.
I guess I didn't mess up
your life after all.
Jake: Hardly, hardly.
I didn't know how else I was
going to get you up here.
I apologize, Dad.
Joe: Thank you, everybody.
Thank you.
Very special to me.
Jake: Well, listen, I hate
toasts, but I’m going to do one
right now.
You know,
I am Joe Martin's son.
And being Joe Martin's son is
not without complications.
He's exacting,
he's demanding,
diligent,
and he can be stubborn.
Joe: Oh.
Jake: And he's also
the finest chief of staff this
hospital has and will ever know.
And the good news about all
of this is, is that he's going
to stay here with us and he's
going to work at what he does
best,
his first love --
as a healer,
as a comfort to all those sick
and injured who pass through
our doors.
We're so grateful
and so blessed to have you still
with us, Dr. Joe.
And I think I can speak
for everyone here in saying that
we're everything we are in this
medical community because
of you.
And I’m everything
that I am
because I’m your son.
I want you to know, dad,
I’m so grateful
every day of my life to be able
to say that.
So -- ahem.
Told myself I wasn't going
to do this.
To the most dedicated doctor,
to the finest man that I’ve ever
known, Dr. Joe, my dad.
I love you with all my heart.
Thank you.
Kendall: Whoa.
What are you doing here?
Ryan: Looking for you.
Kendall: Well, what if I --
what if I wasn't home?
Ryan: Well, then I would've
found you.
Kendall: You want something
from me?
Ryan: You better be good
to this place.
You better be good to Myrtle.
Kendall: Hey, I was a good
tenant when I stayed with you.
I didn't trash your room.
Ryan: I used to live here.
I liked it he.
Kendall: Well, bully for you.
Ryan: I'm just saying that
Myrtle is a friend and she likes
it when I come by.
We have pie and coffee
and we hang out a little bit.
Kendall: Ok, Opie.
What does that have to do
with you looking at me like
I’m about to spray-paint
the walls with graffiti?
Ryan: This look familiar?
Because you left it behind.
[Ryan holds up a very small, sexy teddy]
Kendall: Oops. Sorry.
Ryan: No, actually,
you're not.
Kendall: What?
Ryan: You wanted me
to find it.
Kendall: Are you serious?
Ryan: Yeah, I’m serious.
Kendall: Ryan, why are
you all twisted up like
a pretzel over this?
Ryan: I'm not twisted up like
a pretzel.
I'm just trying very hard
to make sure that you don't take
advantage of my friend myrtle.
Is that ok?
Kendall: Because when
you were sanitizing
your motel room after I left,
you found something of mine,
something intimate, and it just
ruined your life.
Ryan: You know what --
just take it.
Kendall: Fine. Fine.
Ryan: Great!
Kendall: Good!
Ryan: Well, I guess
we're through then!
Kendall: We never were
a thing to be through, so how
can we --
all right, fine. Fine!
I left it on purpose, ok?
Ryan: You see?
I knew it.
Kendall: Great.
Well, you win.
Ryan: I don't want to win,
Kendall.
I --
I want you to tell me
why you left it there
on purpose.
Kendall: To bug you.
Which I did, obviously.
Ryan: Well, are you
happy now?
Kendall: Oh, thrilled. You?
Ryan: Yeah, ecstatic.
Chris: Just let me go!
I can get to the damn door
myself!
See? I did it!
What?
Did I scare you?
Ryan: I didn't know
the hospital was releasing
you today.
Chris: Yeah, well,
neither did they.
Am -- am I interrupting
something?
Ryan: No.
Kendall: No, no.
Chris: Good.
Think I terrorized that
ambulance driver.
He's doing 60 miles an hour down
the road.
Does -- does Myrtle know you two
are hanging out here
in her living room while she's
out playing bridge?
Does she?
Ryan: Go ahead, tell him.
Kendall: I'm living here now.
Chris: Is that so?
Kendall: Yeah, to be near
my sister.
Chris: Uh-huh.
And what about you?
Ryan: I'm not living here.
Chris: Just visiting Kendall?
Kendall: He brought me
a teddy.
Chris: Cute.
Ryan: Well, this is cool that
you're -- that you're home,
right?
Chris: Yeah, well, I’ll tell
you what -- one more day in that
hospital and I would've been
holding somebody hostage to get
my walking papers -- or in this
case, my rolling papers.
No, that's -- that's something
else.
Kendall: Yeah.
Chris: Look, I know where
Myrtle hides the bourbon,
so why don't --
Ryan: You know what --
so do I.
Chris: You do?
Ryan: Yeah.
Chris: How?
Ryan: Well, I used to live
here.
For you, for you --
Kendall: Thank you.
Ryan: For me.
Now, are you going to be able
to stay quiet long enough for me
to make a toast?
Chris: I'll try as long
as you pour.
Ryan: All right.
This could be messy.
All right, for you, I’m going
to fill yours up.
Kendall: Hmm, thanks.
Ryan: To --
to rolling papers.
No, no, wait.
To Myrtle's bourbon
before lunch.
Chris: All right,
I’ll drink to that.
Ryan: I'll drink to that.
Kendall: Me, too.
[Kendall cough]
Ryan: Ah!
Good Canadian whiskey.
Chris: Amen.
Ryan: Another?
Kendall: No, I’ll wait.
[Kendall sees Erica looking in the partially opened front door – Kendall leans down and kisses Chris’s cheek]
Kendall: Welcome home, Honey.
Greenlee: You want me
to forgive you?
Why?
Leo: So we can stop this.
Stop trying to get back at me
by hurting other people.
Greenlee: Look, I’m not some
vengeful creep --
Leo: No, you're not,
Greenlee, I am.
Look, I lied to you.
I told you I was moving
in with Simone, but I’m not.
I never was.
She found me asleep
on a park bench and offered
to let me crash at her place
for a few days if I helped
her move her stuff in,
that's all.
There's nothing going
on between us.
There's never going to be.
I guess I just -- I --
I did it to hurt you.
And that's just wrong.
We have to stop doing that.
And I don't want Simone to miss
out on a great apartment
because you and I can't be
honest with each other.
I'm not living with her.
So if that's the reason you did
what you did, then
please, just think about letting
her stay.
Not for me, but for you, for --
just think about it.
ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN
Kendall: How long do
you think it'll take me to get
him into bed?
David: Aren't you going
to say good-bye?
Leo: Depending on what
you say, my mother could end up
on death row.
Man: Perhaps that's something
you should be prepared for.
Distorted voice: You'll never
be free, Vanessa.
I'll see to that.