[Edmund's computer crashes
…he drags out his old typewriter]
Edmund: Come on,
baby, talk to me here.
Janet: Edmund?
Trevor: Hey, look at that,
honey.
He's banging away on that old
dinosaur there.
Edmund: Don't ask.
What can I do for you folks?
Janet: Well, we were
wondering -- "Tempo's" files,
they go back, what, at least
five years?
Edmund: Files on what,
employees?
Janet: Employees,
subjects of articles.
Trevor: Well, we were going
to go to the library to look
this guy up, but we figured
you were closer, so we're here.
Edmund: Who?
And by the way, my computer is
down.
Trevor: Oh, oh, that explains
the manual, then.
Janet: Does the name Donald
Steele mean anything to you?
Edmund: Donald F, Steele?
Trevor: Yeah, that's the guy.
You know him?
Janet: I ran into him
at Enchantment yesterday,
but I only got his first name.
Trevor: And I talked
to the security guard
downstairs.
We're old friends on the force.
He showed me the logbook,
and Donald F. Steele was
the name.
Edmund: What was he doing
at Enchantment?
Janet: Well, before
she hustled me out, I think
he was there to meet
with Vanessa Bennett.
Edmund: Hayward's mother?
Trevor: Yeah.
Janet: The female Benedict
Arnold.
Trevor: My wife here thinks
she's out to get Erica.
Janet: I've got proof.
Trevor: Ok.
Edmund: Well,
if she's hooked up with
Donald Steele,
your hunch is right.
David's voice: You said
you hated me.
Erica's voice: I do hate you.
David: Then act on it.
Fight back.
I'm right here.
You can destroy me.
Erica: No.
David: Do it.
Erica: No.
David: Do it, damn it!
Erica: No!
David: Why not?
I deserve it.
That I understand.
Erica: You'll never
understand me, anymore than
I understand you.
Erica: David, what is it?
David: You.
You are so beautiful.
[Footsteps]
Vanessa: Oh! Erica.
Erica: Are you spying on me?
Raquel: Who ever would've
thought that I'd be holding
divorce papers?
Nurse: It's no walk
in the park being a single
mom, huh?
You know, my heart really goes
out to you, especially being
laid up and all.
Raquel: Thank you.
Could you put these over there
on the table for me?
Nurse: Sure.
Raquel: Thanks.
So is Max ready for school?
Nurse: He's dressed, but he's
still complaining of that
stomachache.
Raquel: Oh, where is he?
Nurse: He's lying
on his bed, talking to his dad
on the phone.
You want me to go get him?
Raquel: No, no, that's ok.
Your shift's almost up.
Why don't you just go ahead
and go?
Nurse: Oh, but the other
nurse isn't here yet.
Raquel: The other nurse will
be here in just a few minutes.
Really, I'll be fine.
Just make sure you leave
the door unlocked for
her to get in.
Nurse: Hey.
Raquel: Hi, honey.
How's your tummy?
Max: Hurts.
Raquel: Oh.
Where?
Oh. Let me see.
Do you have a fever?
No, doesn't feel like it.
Just to be on the safe side,
I think it's a good idea
if you don't go to school today.
Max: Ok.
Raquel: Listen, Nurse Eileen
has to leave now, so do
you think that if Mommy needs
something you can get it
for her?
Yeah?
Just until the other nurse gets
here.
Max: I like taking care
of you.
Raquel: That's my little man.
We'll be fine.
Eileen: Thanks.
Now I can get my daughter
on the school bus.
Her dad usually does it.
Hey, you be a good boy
for your mom, all right?
I'll see you guys later.
Raquel: Thank you.
Now about this tummy ache --
I think maybe you should take
some of that pink stuff.
Max: No.
It takes yucky.
Raquel: Well, I know it
tastes yucky, but you're not
supposed to like it, sweetheart.
It's supposed to make you feel
better.
Max: What's this, Mommy?
Is it a present?
Raquel: No, sweetheart.
They're just some papers that
your Daddy asked me to sign.
Max: "Divorce."
That's a bad word, mommy.
Hayley: Dr. Erle?
Mateo: Guess she's not here.
Hayley: No, well, you know
what?
We're early, so I'm glad
she could fit us in on such
short notice.
Mateo: I hope this works.
Hayley: Well, Erica said that
she was wonderful treating
Bianca.
Mateo: Yeah, but anorexia is
a lot different from a little
boy acting out, you know?
Hayley: How was he this
morning?
Mateo: He had a stomachache.
Hayley: Real or fake?
Mateo: I don't know.
Hayley: Boy.
Mateo: You know,
since our appointment doesn't
start for another five minutes,
I'm going to make a phone call.
Hayley: Honey, you cannot
call Max every two minutes.
Mateo: I know, I know.
I'm calling Ryan.
Hayley: Why?
Mateo: Uh --
somebody's got to open up
the club.
And we don't know how long we're
going to be here, right?
Hayley: Ok, I'll wait here.
Mateo: Ok.
Hayley: Ok.
[Telephone rings]
Ryan: Hello?
Mateo: Yeah, Ryan, it's Matt.
Listen, I need you to do me
a favor.
Ryan: Sure. What's up?
Mateo: Well, I'm
at the hospital right now.
Ryan: Is somebody sick?
Mateo: No.
No, no, we're seeing the family
therapist this morning.
Ryan: Oh, so you want me
to take Max to school, or --
Mateo: No, no.
It's not about Max.
I need you to do something
for Hayley.
Edmund: Donald Steele writes books or so-called books.
He helps people write tell-alls, trash really.
Trevor: He's a ghostwriter,
then?
Edmund: Mm-hmm.
Janet: Oh, what if Vanessa
has hired him to write
a tell-all about Erica Kane?
Edmund: If your hunch is
right, it sure fits.
Janet: Where's he live?
Edmund: Wherever he's paid
to live.
Trevor: I'm betting he's
living at the Valley Inn
right now.
Can I use your phone?
Edmund: Sure.
Trevor: Excuse me, baby.
Vanessa: Of course I'm not
spying on you.
Erica: Then what are
you doing down here
in my basement?
Vanessa: Well, I saw you come
down here.
I was worried about you.
Erica: Why?
Vanessa: Well, Erica,
you -- you've been acting
so tense lately.
I thought I'd come down here
and see if I could help --
Erica: The truth, Vanessa.
Vanessa: All right.
All right, yesterday you were
acting so strangely.
You were coming in and out
of the basement constantly,
so I decided to follow you.
Erica: Yesterday?
You followed me down here?
Vanessa: Yes.
And that's when I saw David here
with his hand in the vise.
Erica: Wait a second.
You saw that I was holding
your son prisoner, and you did
nothing?
Dr. Erle: Sounds like a very
complex situation for a little
boy to handle.
Hayley: I'm an adult and I'm
having a tough time grasping it.
Dr. Erle: Tell me some more
about your son, Mr. Santos.
You said he's been acting out?
Mateo: Yes.
Dr. Erle: Well, can you give
me some examples?
Mateo: The first time I guess
I noticed something was when
he -- there was this picture.
Dr. Erle: What picture?
Mateo: Well, Hayley
and I were in the "Pine Valley
Bulletin."
We opened up a new club,
so they had our picture
in the paper.
Dr. Erle: Ah, yes.
I believe I saw that.
Mateo: Yeah.
Anyway, Max -- he drew a big X
on Hayley's face.
Dr. Erle: Well, he wants
you to be with his mother.
Most children do, long after
their parents are divorced.
Hayley: It gets worse.
Mateo: Last night, my mother
was babysitting him, and when
she went to the other
room, he --
what would you say?
He went ballistic.
He --
Dr. Erle: How?
Mateo: He tore everything up.
Anything he could get his hands
on, he destroyed.
Hayley: No, don't forget
about him running away.
Mateo: Right, yeah.
I told him that his mother
and I were getting a divorce,
and he just took off.
Hayley: Thank God Mateo found
him unharmed in the park.
Dr. Erle: Well, where is
he now, at school?
Mateo: No.
He had a stomachache,
so his mother kept him home.
Hayley: I was wondering,
do you think that he could be
making the whole thing up,
you know, to get attention?
Dr. Erle: Well, it could be.
It could also be real.
I have seen children as young
as 5 get ulcers.
Distress is a terrible thing
at any age, and the situation
that you have described is
loaded with it.
Max: Does Daddy hate us?
Raquel: No, Mijo, Daddy
doesn't hate us.
Max: Then why does he want
to divorce us?
Raquel: Not us. Me.
He'll always be your Daddy.
Max: Do you want a divorce?
Raquel: We can't always get
what we want.
Like when you want to watch
baseball on the TV, but the game
gets rained out.
You can't stop the rain.
You just have to accept it.
Max: Even when it makes
you sad?
Raquel: Yes, Mijo,
even when it makes you sad.
Max: I don't like
feeling sad.
Raquel: Nobody does, but it's
part of life.
Where you going?
Max?
Max, what are you doing?
Max, answer me when I'm talking
to you.
Max, what do you ha--
what are you doing with
the matches?
Max --
Max, stop it!
Max, no! Put -- no!
Dr. Erle: Well, it's
possible.
Mateo: I mean, come on,
I know he's had a rough time
of it, but --
Hayley: Let's not jump to any
conclusions.
Dr. Erle: She's right.
It could be psychosomatic.
It could also be an ordinary
tummy ache.
Mateo: Either way --
I didn't mean to upset him,
you know, but I can't be
with his mom just because
he wants me to.
Dr. Erle: I realize that.
Mateo: So what should I do?
Dr. Erle: Well, why don't
I have a talk with him
and with his mother?
That way I can better evaluate
the situation.
Mateo: Yeah, that'd be great.
Dr. Erle: Can you have
her call for an appointment?
Mateo: Yeah.
Hayley: Well, the problem is
Raquel hurt her back
and she can't get out of bed.
Dr. Erle: Permanently?
Mateo: No, it's just
for a couple more weeks,
we hope.
Dr. Erle: Well, in that case,
why don't I stop by and see her?
Mateo: Yeah.
That -- that'd work out great.
I'll tell her that you -- that
you'll be calling her?
Dr. Erle: Why don't we go
by and talk to her right now.
Raquel: Max, get away
from the fire!
Back -- back away from the fire!
Move!
Max! Help!
Ryan: Raquel?
Raquel: Somebody help us!
Please, Ryan!
Come -- Ryan, get Max!
Ryan: Go by your Mom,
go by your Mom.
Raquel: Max, get over here!
Ryan --
Ryan: Ow!
Raquel: Oh, be careful!
Ryan: Hey --
ow.
You ok?
What, did you get burned?
Huh?
Raquel: Max, what on earth
were you thinking?
You could have killed us both!
Max: I'm sorry, Mama!
I'm sorry!
Janet: We'll have a honeymoon
as soon as everything calms
down.
What?
Trevor: I got to tell you,
honey, looking at you looking
like this --
it gives me the willies.
Janet: Why?
Trevor: Because you look like
mean Janet Green when she showed
up at Nat's.
Remember?
Janet: Minus 30 pounds.
Trevor: True.
Janet: Sweetheart, you know
why I have to dress up like
this.
I'm afraid this Steele guy is
going to recognize me
from Enchantment.
Trevor: You got it,
you got it, you got it.
I understand that.
Janet: Ok, besides,
your outfit isn't so great.
It makes me feel like taking
a shower.
Trevor: Hey, I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Janet: You'll have to ask
my husband first.
Trevor: I'm asking him
right now.
604. That's --
602. That's it.
Janet: There it is.
Trevor: You ready? ShowTime?
[Knocking]
Janet: Mm-hmm.
Janet: Maybe he's not there.
Trevor: No, no, the doorman
said he came upstairs,
went into his room.
Donald Steele, are you in there?
Anybody --
Donald: What is it?
Trevor: Are you
Donald Steele?
Donald: Who wants to know?
Trevor: Johnny Sanrio.
How do you do?
This is my able-bodied
assistant, Venus.
We call her Venus because when
I'm with her, it's like being
on another planet.
You know what I'm saying?
Donald: Yeah.
What's this all about?
Trevor: Well, today's
your lucky day.
I got an opportunity for you --
an offer you're not going
to refuse.
Vanessa: Why didn't I help
David?
Erica: I know you and David
have your problems, but he's
your son, for heaven's sakes.
Vanessa: When I saw David
in that vise, I -- I was
shocked.
I was speechless.
Erica: So you just turned
on your heel and left?
Vanessa: No, no.
My first instinct, of course,
was to rush in to intervene,
but honestly, then I thought
of all the pain and suffering
he's caused you.
Erica: Oh, come on,
you thought this was about
revenge?
What kind of a sick person do
you think I am?
Vanessa: No, Erica, I didn't
mean it like that.
Erica: Well, how did
you mean it?
Vanessa: Well, I -- I really
don't know.
Erica: No, obviously,
you don't.
Obviously, you can't begin
to understand.
Vanessa: Well, then,
dear, please enlighten me.
Erica, I am trying to be
your friend.
You can tell me anything.
I mean, you know there's no love
lost between me and my son.
I won't tell anybody.
Erica: I wanted David
to understand exactly what he's
done to my life.
Vanessa: Yes, well,
forgive me for being obtuse,
dear, but how did you plan
to accomplish this?
Erica: David robbed me
of my face.
He stripped me of my livelihood.
I wanted him to see how that
feels.
Vanessa: By disabling,
crippling his hand,
his livelihood?
That's brilliant, of course,
but it's a wonder you didn't
just chop off his hand.
Erica: What?
Oh, Vanessa, of course not.
I'm not some kind of
a psychotic.
Vanessa: No, no, no.
I didn't -- of course not.
Erica: So why are you back
here?
Vanessa: Well, after tossing
and turning all night long,
as you can imagine,
I -- I realized I couldn't just
turn my back on the
situation, no.
I mean, granted that David may
be a wretched human being,
but he is a brilliant surgeon.
Erica: And?
Vanessa: And I thought of all
the lives of people who wouldn't
be saved.
And truth be known, I was trying
to save you.
Erica: Me?
Vanessa: Yes, Erica,
from yourself.
I was really frightened that
you were having another
breakdown.
Erica: Oh, please.
I was in complete control of all
my faculties all the time.
I knew exactly what I was doing.
Vanessa: I see that.
I do see that now, dear.
By the way, where is David now?
Erica: I don't know,
and I don't care.
Vanessa: What, did he escape?
Did you let him go?
Erica: I let him go.
Vanessa: Why?
Erica: Because I realized
that causing him pain was not
going to change anything.
The harm has been done.
Vanessa: Well, that's very
enlightened of you, very noble,
dear, but --
ok, right now what can I do
for you, Erica?
What? What is it?
Erica: David's told me
about you.
Vanessa: What now?
Do I have some sort
of contagious disease?
Erica: You're a vicious
killer.
Ryan: You might want to tell
Mateo to get you a fire
extinguisher for this place.
Raquel: Hey --
Max, haven't I always told
you never to play with matches?
Max: I forgot.
I just wanted those divorce
papers to go away.
Raquel: Mijo, burning
the divorce papers isn't going
to make your daddy stay with us.
Ryan: So that's what these
were.
Max: I'm sorry.
Ryan: You know,
when I was just a little bit
older than you,
I burned my report card so that
my dad wouldn't see it.
And that didn't really work
for me, either.
Raquel: Ryan, thank God
you showed up when you did.
Max, can you say thank
you to Mr. Lavery for saving
our lives?
Max: Thank you.
Ryan: No problem.
Hey, I got a good idea.
Have you ever been to a fire
station?
Max: No.
Ryan: Have you ever been
inside of a fire truck?
Have you ever wondered what
a fire truck looks like up
close?
Raquel: Thank you, Ryan.
Ryan: How about I take
you someplace like a fire
station real soon and we can go
check out all the fire engines
and, if we're lucky, we'll talk
to the firemen.
Would you like that?
Max: Ok.
Ryan: Good.
Good because, you know,
really, there isn't anybody
braver than firemen.
They risk their lives every
single day putting out fires.
It's very, very dangerous.
Right, Mom?
Raquel: Yeah.
People get hurt.
Max: I never wanted to hurt
anybody.
Ryan: Course you didn't.
Of course you didn't.
But when we talk to the firemen,
maybe we can get some tips
to make sure that we never have
a fire here ever again.
What do you think?
Max: Ok.
Ryan: Can we, Mom?
Raquel: Sure.
I think it's a good idea.
Trevor: Hey, look,
sweetheart.
We caught Donald working,
didn't we, huh?
Janet: Hmm.
Donald: Yeah, how'd you know
I was in town?
Trevor: Read about it
in the paper, opposite page six.
Just put the pedal to the metal
and we were over here in less
time than you can say
"Bestseller."
Donald: Yeah, what's this
golden opportunity that
you mentioned?
Trevor: Well, from what
I understand, you are the best
in the field of writing -- what
do they call those things,
honey?
Janet: Hatchet jobs.
Trevor: Celebrity hatchet
jobs, that's it.
Donald: Whoa, I like to call
them unauthorized biographies.
Trevor: Well, isn't that
nice.
I got a prospect for you.
Donald: Yeah?
Trevor: Yeah.
Janet: Mm-hmm.
Donald: Who is it?
Trevor: Well, I'd love
to tell you, but we got to have
a little understanding between
us, but I can guarantee you that
this prospect is big -- bigger
than Elvis, Marilyn.
Donald: Yeah?
That sounds intriguing.
Trevor: Money talks,
nobody walks.
100,000 Guaranteed first
printing.
Movie rights alone will put
you living in Hawaii
for the rest of your life.
Can I get an "oahu-hu"?
Janet: How would you like
living out your days sipping
Mai Tais on your own private
lanai?
Trevor: Sounds good to me.
Donald: I'll tell you what
I'm going to do -- as soon
as I finish my current project,
I'm going to give you guys
a call.
Trevor: No, we got to strike
while the iron is hot.
Now, if you don't want this,
I can give this life-changing
situation to somebody else.
Donald: No, wait,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm going to be available
in a couple of weeks.
Trevor: Well, if you're not
writing about the second coming,
my advice to you is to go
with us.
Janet: Mm-hmm.
Trevor: We got to strike now.
24 Hours is our window.
Donald: I'm going to have
to think about it.
Trevor: He's going to have
to think about it.
What's to think about?
I mean, what are you doing
in a two-bit town like this?
The only quasi celebrity we have
here is Erica Kane, and she's
just had half her face ripped
off in a traffic accident.
Janet: That's it.
You're writing an expose
of Erica Kane, aren't you?
Trevor: No, no, no way you're
going to get close to
Erica Kane, pal.
Donald: I don't have to get
close to her because I've got
an inside source.
Trevor: That's not possible.
She screens all of her servants,
makes them sign a loyalty oath.
They violate it, they go
to jail.
Donald: I never said it was
a servant, did I?
Trevor: Who?
Donald: I'm not at liberty
to tell you, but you ought
to know Erica Kane does not own
everybody in this two-bit town.
Vanessa: Well, now what
vicious lies has David been
telling you about me?
Erica: What makes you so sure
they're lies?
Vanessa: All right!
Whom am I supposed to have
killed, pray tell?
Erica: Your husband.
David told me exactly what
happened the night his father
died.
Vanessa: That was the worst
night of my life.
Erica: Or maybe the luckiest.
You got away with murder.
Vanessa: I did not kill
my husband.
I was leaving him, yes,
but I never meant Charles any
harm.
Erica: Not according
to David.
David says you despised him.
Vanessa: My husband took
his own life.
He was depressed.
He should have been
on medication.
I tried to stop him.
He had a gun!
Erica: Yes, you put it
in his hand, as David tells it,
and then you goaded him
into using it.
Vanessa: David actually said
that?
Erica: And he swore it was
the truth.
Vanessa: My God.
My God, when he knows
perfectly well --
Erica: When he knows
perfectly well what?
Ryan: And he loves you very
much.
So does Hayley.
[Knock on door]
Raquel: Oh, that must be
the nurse.
Come in.
The door's unlocked.
Mateo: Hey.
How you doing, Raquel?
Hey, Ryan.
This is Dr. Erle.
Dr. Erle, this is Raquel.
Dr. Erle: How are you,
Raquel?
Raquel: Good, thanks.
Hayley: Ryan, what are
you doing here?
Ryan: Putting out a fire.
Mateo: What happened?
Raquel: Max had a little
accident with matches.
Max: I didn't mean it.
Mateo: Max, this is a good
friend of mine, Dr. Erle.
This is my son, Max.
Dr. Erle: Hello, Max.
It's nice to meet you.
My first name is Samantha,
but you can call me Sam.
All my friends do. Ok?
Max: Ok.
Dr. Erle: You know what I saw
out in the courtyard?
The cutest little chipmunk
and he was sitting up
on his hind legs.
You want to go see if we can
find his hole?
Max: No.
Mateo: No, no, go ahead, Max.
It's -- it'll be fun.
Right, Raquel?
Raquel: Yeah.
Baby, it's ok.
Go with the nice lady,
just for a few minutes.
Then you can come back inside
and tell me all about
the chipmunk, ok? Sweetheart?
Max, it's ok.
Go on.
I'll watch you from the window.
Dr. Erle: Good boy.
Come on.
Ryan: Is that the family
therapist?
Mateo: Yeah.
Ryan: Well, good luck.
If there's anything else I can
do here, let me know, ok?
But I should get back
to the club because the meat
supplier's coming by later on.
See you.
Hayley: Ryan? Wait.
Let me see your hand.
What happened?
Ryan: I was just trying
to put out the fire.
It's --
Hayley: You have to see
a doctor.
Ryan: No, no, no, no.
That's going to be fine.
Hayley: Ryan, it's starting
to blister.
You could get an infection.
You have to go to the hospital.
Now, I could drive you
or you could drive yourself,
one way or the other.
Ryan: Ok, ok, I'll drive
myself.
I'll go, I'll go.
But what about the meat
supplier?
Mateo: Forget the meat
supplier.
I'll reschedule. Go.
Get out of here. Go.
Ryan: Ok.
Raquel: Ryan?
Thanks for coming to our rescue.
Ryan: Anytime.
Raquel: I didn't know what
to do when Max lit that match.
Mateo: Hey, he should know
better than to play with matches
like that.
What's going on?
Raquel: Look, he wasn't
playing, Mateo.
He was trying to set the divorce
papers on fire.
It was deliberate.
Edmund: What's so funny?
Brooke: Oh, nothing.
Ha you tried a rock
and a chisel?
Edmund: I am no fan
of the electronic age.
Brooke: Well, it certainly
beats the stone age.
So what happened to
your brand-new computer,
might I ask?
Edmund: It ate my
editorial -- I told you --
and it conked out and I hate it,
and so I used old reliable here.
Brooke: When's your deadline?
Edmund: In an hour.
Brooke: Mm-hmm.
So I guess then this would not
be a good time to bring up
the subject I was going
to bring up.
Edmund: Bring up what?
Brooke: Expanding
into multimedia.
Edmund: Brooke, we already
have a web page.
What do we need to change?
Brooke: A web page?
Edmund: Yes.
Brooke: A web page?
I'm talking about vertical
integration.
I'm talking about revamping
our whole operation.
Edmund: "Vertical
integration"?
Brooke: You know, a magazine
is not the only way to deliver
content.
Edmund: Whoa, whoa,
wait a minute -- "content"?
Brooke: Is there an echo
in here?
Edmund: Brooke, wait
a minute -- content is one step
away from product, and I do not
do product.
Brooke: You know --
Edmund: Brooke, we have --
we have a great magazine here.
Why do you want to change it?
Brooke: I want to change it
because if we don't keep up
with the times, we're going
to be as obsolete as that
beloved typewriter of yours.
You know, I'm looking forward
into the 21st century,
and I plan to be a major player.
Edmund: Why?
Brooke: Why?
Because we can do it.
Because it'll be fun, because it
will be creative, because it'll
be profitable.
I mean --
Edmund: And because you have
nothing else going on
in your life?
Trevor: I'm telling you,
run the numbers.
The overseas distribution
on the project alone will pay
for the whole thing.
Donald: Wait, wait -- you got
those kind of contacts?
Trevor: Absolutely.
Donald: Hey, whoa, whoa.
Put that down.
Janet: Oh.
So this is where you store
your purple prose.
I thought maybe we could take
a look and check it out.
Donald: Uh-uh.
This isn't finished yet.
Trevor: Well, we just want
to make sure you're the right
man for the job.
Donald: Oh, but, you see,
it is a -- this is just
a rough draft, you know?
I mean, even my editor doesn't
get a chance to look at this
till I give it a good
polish, so --
Trevor: You got the movie
deal hooked up on the Erica Kane
tragedy story here?
I mean, who are we thinking here
now, huh?
Janet: Well, I think Winona
would be great as Erica.
I mean, that's a good place
to start.
And then there's the doctor who
drove the doomed auto.
Trevor: Yeah, he's really
handsome, right, right?
Janet: Yes.
Trevor: Brosnan, I think.
What do you think?
Janet: No.
Donald: Oh, my God.
Janet: Too old, plus he's got
the accent.
Affleck.
Trevor: Ah, that's it.
That's perfect. Perfect.
Donald: You know Affleck?
Trevor: Yeah.
Hey -- 24 hours, ok?
We'll be in touch?
Donald: Yeah.
How do I get in touch with you?
Trevor: We will be in touch
with you, don't worry.
Donald: All right.
Trevor: Sweet.
Donald: This is going
to work.
Trevor: Yeah, soon.
Donald: Nice to meet you.
Trevor: Soon.
Janet: This is bad --
really bad.
Trevor: You're telling me.
We got to talk to Erica, pronto.
Janet: While we're at it,
we might as well play her that
Jerry Reeves tape.
It'll put the final nail
in Vanessa's coffin.
David's voice: She said
he wasn't man enough to kill
himself.
That's why she was leaving
him -- because he was spineless.
The next thing I knew, she was
unlocking the bottom drawer
of the desk.
I knew that's where they kept
the gun.
She hands my father the gun,
my father puts the gun
to his head --
Erica: Vanessa?
I want you to tell me what
happened that night.
Vanessa: Well, I can't.
I can't.
I've never talked to anyone
about it before.
Erica: Fine.
Don't tell me.
Then I will assume that what
David is telling me is
the truth -- that you knew where
that gun was, you took it out
of the desk, and you put it
in your husband's hands.
Vanessa: That is
a damned lie!
Erica: Then you tell me
your version.
Vanessa: It is not
my version.
It's the truth!
Erica: Ok, I'm waiting.
Vanessa: Ch--
Charles always kept a gun
in the house.
I always hated the fact,
but he --
he did it anyway.
He said we needed it
for protection, for
burglaries, for --
Erica: Yes, go on.
Vanessa: I --
that night I went to him.
I -- I told him I was going
to leave him.
We argued, loudly.
David overheard us.
David knew where Charles kept
the gun.
He went and he got it!
Why are you making me relive
this painful, this horrible
night?
I don't know.
Erica: Don't tell me.
I will believe David.
Vanessa: Dav--
David came back into the room,
waving the gun -- first Charles,
then me.
Charles said, "David,
put the gun down, please."
David refused.
He was always such a stubborn
child.
Charles started to go towards
him, saying, "David, put the gun
down.
Give me the gun."
And all of a sudden David
screamed, "it's all your fault!"
And the gun went off.
I didn't even have a chance
to scream.
And Charles was killed
instantly.
Erica: Are you telling me
that David shot his own father
point-blank?
Vanessa: He's known that
I have never really been sure
whether it was an accident
or deliberate or maybe David
blamed his father for me wanting
to leave him.
Right away, of course,
I realized that my son could be
charged, could be guilty
of manslaughter, put
in a detention home.
I couldn't have that
because he was all I had left.
Erica: So you made it look
like a suicide.
Vanessa: So perhaps I was
wrong to shield David like that.
I don't know.
I did love him so.
I simply could not allow myself
to even believe for a moment
that my own son is a
cold-blooded murderer.
Really, was that so wrong?
Edmund: Oui.
Brooke, how many hours a week do
you work here?
80? 90? 100?
Brooke: Ok.
Yes, I work a lot of hours
and I love it and I still have
time for my son.
Edmund: But no romance.
Brooke: Edmund, come on.
You know, look at this past year
for me.
I mean, after Jim and
the trial --
any wonder I didn't want to have
a romance?
And then Dimitri and I did that
sort of bad-timing tango.
I'm just glad that the two of us
remained friends.
Edmund: Well, what about
Jackson?
Didn't you take him for a ride
on a motorcycle?
Brooke: Oh, did he tell you?
Did he tell you we went
to a comedy club and I did --
I tried to be a standup comic?
I totally failed.
People were this far
from throwing fruit, I'm sure.
Edmund: I'm sorry I wasn't
there.
Brooke: Well, what about you?
Come on, you know, how many
times do you put your kids
to bed and you come right back
here to the office?
Edmund: Guilty.
Ok, well, don't you think one
of us should make the ultimate
sacrifice?
Brooke: And what, go out
on an actual date?
Edmund: Yeah.
I mean, after all, we are role
models for thousands of magazine
publishers, wannabe magazine
publishers.
Brooke: You mean one of us
should do the far, far better
thing and have an actual,
well-rounded, functioning
personal life?
Edmund: Something like that.
Brooke: Ok.
Let's flip for it.
Got a quarter?
Ready?
Edmund: Mm-hmm.
Brooke: Call it.
Edmund: Heads -- no, tails.
Brooke and Edmund: Saved.
Mateo: I hope you don't mind
that I brought the doctor over
here without calling you first.
Hayley: She figured that Max
would be less intimidated
talking to her on his own turf
and not in her office.
Raquel: Yeah, it makes sense,
I guess.
I just wish that I could hear
what max was saying.
Mateo: No, the doc will
fill us in.
Don't worry.
Raquel: Hi, sweetheart.
Did you find the chipmunk?
Good.
Why don't you go into your room
and draw me a picture of it.
Max: Is Daddy leaving?
Mateo: No, buddy,
I'm -- I'm staying.
And I want to see that picture,
too, ok?
Max: Ok.
Raquel: Now what happens?
Dr. Erle: Well, I'm sure this
isn't going to come
as a surprise, especially after
the incident with the fire
today, but I'm afraid max has
a real problem.
Erica: I don't know who
or what to believe.
Vanessa: Well, I understand.
David's such an all-consuming
liar, so convincing.
I've always secretly thought
David's hated me all this time
because I was there when
he killed his father,
because I was the only one who
knew exactly what happened that
night.
Excuse me.
Please, but I really do think
I need to take one of my pills.
Think I left them in my bag.
[Doorbell rings]
Janet: Erica, Hi.
I'm glad you're home alone.
There's something I've got
to tell you,