Tad: Leslie, come on. I mean, there's really no reason to cry.
Leslie: I know there isn't. But the last thing I wanted was for you to see me like this. Please just go. Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about all of this. And I won't bother you again, I promise.
Tad: Well, maybe -- maybe I should stick around, make sure you're ok.
Leslie: No, there's nothing wrong with me. Just -- I have to stop thinking about you the way you were 20 years ago.
Tad: About that -- you say you had a crush on me in high school?
Leslie: I was in junior high, you were in high school.
Tad: Yeah, well, I remember. I remember you from when I was dating your sister, but I don't think we ever really even talked, did we?
Leslie: I didn't talk much back then. You remember my stutter?
Tad: Oh, yeah.
Leslie: But you -- you did say something to me once that changed my whole life.
Tad: I changed your whole life?
Leslie: I was in the back seat of your car. You and Pam were going to a football game and I came along. You asked me a question, and I -- I could barely even get a single word out. I mean, I though Pam was just going to kick me out of the car.
Tad: Probably would have.
Leslie: But you -- you were so sweet. I mean, you told me about this man you knew who cured his stutter by singing everything. Do you remember that?
Tad: Yeah, sure, sure.
Leslie: Well, it worked. I mean, I started that very night. It took me a long time, but -- but I cured myself.
Tad: Yeah. I'll say. That's pretty impressive. I mean, I've seen you in court, remember. You're lethal.
Leslie: You know, to this day, I still practice singing my summations late at night. I have you to thank for that.
Tad: Oh, come on. You know, in the broad scheme of things, that's really not such a big deal.
Leslie: You're a kind man, Tad Martin. That's the secret of your success with women. You know, when I -- when I came back into town, I mean, I just always had in the back of my mind --
Tad: Leslie.
Leslie: I know. You're married. But at didn't seem to matter the other night, did it? And it doesn't matter to me.
Tad: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. It matters a lot to me -- a lot -- and it should matter to you, too.
Leslie: Fine. I get it. Just so long as you know that what happened between us the other night was t just a night of drunken sex for me. It was a dream. It was like this -- this fantasy that I'd had ever since --

[Telephone rings]

Tad: That you?
Leslie: I don't know.

[Tad drops his cell phone in the lake]

[Splash]

Tad: Damn it.

Leslie: Leslie Coulson. Oh, Mrs. Kosian. No, I couldn't reach you. I was trying to reach you. No, no, no. No, no, I will be right there, ok? I have to go.
Tad: Is something wrong?
Leslie: Yes. My whole life is falling apart, and it's all your fault.

Joe: Dixie, you stay calm. Look, that's the ambulance now. Can you hear it? Right, right, I will call Tad. You just try and relax. Dixie, Tad will be here when you arrive.

David: Is something wrong with Dixie? Is she all right?
Joe: Dixie collapsed on the staircase back home. She managed to call the hospital. An ambulance is bringing her in.
Jake: All right.

Leo: Well? Hello? Anybody home? Oh, here it comes. I finally agree to move in with you and, let me guess -- you don't want to move in with me now, right?
Greenlee: Oh, God, it's not that. It's just I didn't realize how happy that would make me, hearing those words.
Leo: Really? Happy?
Greenlee: Oh, Leo! Leo, you'll see! It'll be wonderful!
Leo: Yeah, most of it'll be wonderful. Some of it may not be so wonderful, but, you know, I don't know. I've never done this before. But I love you, Greenlee, and I want us to moved in together.
Greenlee: Me, too. And I thought of it first!
Leo: Yeah, we can wake up late, we can eat breakfast together --
Greenlee: I never have breakfast, but I'll start! I can just see us in our pajamas, reading the newspaper together.
Leo: Yeah, you can have the style section and I'll -- well, I guess we'll flip for the style section.
Greenlee: No, you can have it, Leo. I want to make you happy. I'm so proud of myself, the way I'm not having any qualms about this. Isn't that amazing?
Leo: Yes.
Greenlee: I'm usually such a cynic about things, especially about things like domesticity.
Leo: Yeah, me, too.
Greenlee: Why is it, Leo? I'm looking forward to leaving my grandfather's house with its servants and tennis courts and Olympic-size pool and moving into some humble little pied-a-terre as long as it's with you. Maybe it's because we almost died together. I don't --
Leo: Or maybe it's because I let you use words like "pied-a-terre."

[Leo laughs]

Greenlee: I guess we both know why it is.
Leo: Yeah. It's because we're in love. God help us.
Greenlee: That's right. That's why it is.
Leo: So, how soon do you want to find a place?
Greenlee: Immediately. Tomorrow! Ah! I can't wait to start decorating! I've never done it before. Do you like African art?
Leo: Oh, it's --
Greenlee: I want to commission a mural, and maybe we can get Yudel. He's this Algerian teenager. The buzz on him is fabulous. He just did Michael Douglas' and Catherine Zeta-Jones' loft. And I know someone who can get us in touch with him.
Leo: Whoa, Greenlee, Greenlee, breathe. Breathe. Ok, before we start mixing the paint with your young African Da Vinci, I think that there's one major problem that we have to deal with.

Bianca: Hey, don't even go there, ok? You did not jump off the yacht on purpose. You didn't try to off yourself.
Laura: Oh, God, Bianca, you don't know some of the weird things that happen in my head.
Bianca: No, I guess I don't, but -- but I know that you didn't jump.
Laura: How can you be so sure?
Bianca: Because -- because you were having such a good time that night. You were -- you were goofing around with Leo and dancing and laughing. You were having fun, Laura.
Laura: Yeah, I was.
Bianca: And the photographs that you took at S.O.S. -- We were all talking about them that night and we all agreed that they're the best. As soon as you show them to my mom, she'll hire you on the spot. You know that.
Laura: Oh, yeah. I so know that.
Bianca: You weren't having any weird thoughts that night. But you are having a major weird one right now. So quit it.
Laura: Ok. No, you're right, you're right. I was loving that party. It was great.` I mean, until it got kind of twisted. And I really -- it wasn't just dancing with Leo that I liked. I really liked the time we spent together talking.
Bianca: Yeah. Leo's great.
Laura: No, I meant you and me. You're really -- I don't know -- you're perceptive.
Bianca: Wise beyond my years?
Laura: Seriously. I mean, I didn't make too many friends. But you -- I mean, I bet being so smart and eloquent, I bet you were the most popular girl at --
Bianca: At rehab?
Laura: Oh. Oh. I'm so sorry. You see? I'm hopeless.
Bianca: No, no, no. You're not hopeless. You know what? I've only had one really serious friendship in my entire life, and you sort of remind me of her.
Laura: Really?
Bianca: Yeah, yeah. Her name was Sarah.

Erica: Hello? Oh, no, I'm sorry, Bianca isn't home. This is her mother. May I take a message? Sarah? Yes, I know exactly who you are. No, no, don't hang up. I'm glad you called, Sarah. You and I have something we need to discuss.

Laura: So did you meet Sarah at rehab?
Bianca: Yeah. When we got there, we were both so clueless, I mean, about everything. About -- whether we deserved to be alive.
Laura: Wow. You guys must've really helped each other out.
Bianca: I just know that she really helped me out. No. No, I know I helped her out, too. I did.
Laura: I'm sure.
Bianca: You know, those days -- some of them were so black, so, so scary. But when I look back at them, it's like they were good, like they were some of the best days of my life. God. Talk about weird thoughts.
Laura: No. It's because you guys won. You helped each other get better. It's like this victory you shared.
Bianca: Yeah. We shared.
Laura: So where's Sarah now?
Bianca: She lives in Boston.
Laura: Hmm. Did you guys lose touch?
Bianca: Yeah.
Laura: Yeah, that happens.
Bianca: But I miss her. And I think about her every day.
Laura: Yeah, I bet she thinks about you, too. So you say I kind of remind you of her?
Bianca: Yeah, you do. I guess it's because she could always make me smile. Anyway -- I guess we solved the mystery of whether you jumped off the yacht, right?
Laura: Yeah, but I guess that only leaves one other possibility -- that I am such an uncoordinated spaz, I can't be trusted to be on a boat without falling off.
Bianca: Oh, you're not an uncoordinated spaz, believe me.
Laura: Or I know -- maybe it was a sudden tidal wave.
Bianca: Yeah. Something like that. Oh, my God. My curfew. I almost forgot.
Laura: Ooh.
Bianca: My mom will kill me if I'm late.
Laura: Shoot. Ok.
Bianca: I'll see you later.
Laura: I'll call you later.
Bianca: Yeah.

Erica: No, Sarah, I'm not going to take your number. I don't want you to leave your number. Please don't ever call here again. Under the circumstances, it will be better for Bianca if she never hears from you again.

Leo: Don't worry, Greenlee. I'd never make you swear to be faithful. And I'd never want you to make me swear.
Greenlee: Why not?
Leo: Because it would be the -- the height of insecurity, the zenith of immaturity.
Greenlee: Oh, my God. That's your problem. You don't think you can be faithful.
Leo: Are you listening to yourself?
Greenlee: It's Laura, isn't it? You're not sure how much you're attracted to her.
Leo: Laura and I are friends. Laura, Bianca, and I are buddies. And plus we're trying to launch her career as a photographer. She's very talented.
Greenlee: So you keep telling me. You know what would be fabulous? If Laura moved in with Bianca. That would solve everyone's problem.
Leo: No, not going to happen.
Greenlee: Oh? You can tell a person's orientation just by looking at them? How politically incorrect of you.
Leo: You forget that I kissed the woman.
Greenlee: And? And?
Leo: And we were both present and accounted for.
Greenlee: Oh, oh. And you can tell when a woman is faking. Oh, and, of course, I have no idea how many times you kissed her, how you kissed her, what else you guys did together.
Leo: Greenlee, what are you doing? Are you purposely trying to sabotage this before we even get started?
Greenlee: No, I'm just saying --
Leo: I'm committed to you. I love you. I don't want Laura. I don't want anyone. And if I did, I wouldn't want to move in with you -- and I do, more than anything I've ever wanted.
Greenlee: Then why are we talking?
Leo: I don't know!
Greenlee: Well, you said you had some big problem to deal with.
Leo: Yes, I do, Greenlee, but this isn't it.
Greenlee: Then what is it?
Leo: Money. Money is the problem.
Greenlee: It's not a problem. I have plenty.
Leo: That's the problem, Greenlee. If we move in together, I can't let you pay for everything.
Greenlee: Leo, you weren't serious when you said you didn't want to live off my grandfather?
Leo: I already owe him way too much money, Greenlee.
Greenlee: But grandfather wants me to spend his money while he's still alive.
Leo: That's not the point. Greenlee, I can't let my girlfriend support me, and I will be damned if I ever let David call me a parasite again.
Greenlee: This is
so middle-class of you. Leo: Look, if this is going to be a problem, Greenlee, we got to talk about it right now. When we move in, I want to be able to pay for half of everything. 50/50.
Greenlee: I don't mind if it's what you want. Except, Honey, you're more or less penniless. I mean, how long is it going to be before we get to move in together?
Leo: Don't worry. This isn't going to slow down the plans at all. Don't worry, I've already got a plan. I've already got a very legitimate plan to get the money.
Greenlee: Well, then there is no problem.
Leo: That's right.
Greenlee: Oh. You know what?
Leo: Hmm?
Greenlee: I like this side of you.
Leo: Mm-hmm.
Greenlee: Very alpha male.
Leo: Yeah? You like that?
Greenlee: Yeah. I'm going to go home right now and call Marian Colby.
Leo: Ok.
Greenlee: She has the best real estate listings in town. So don't come up with any more problems, ok?
Leo: Ok.

Leo: Hello, mother, it's me. If you're still up for reconciliation, give me a call as soon as you get this message. We need to talk about how much it's going to cost you.

Leslie: I just stood up a client. It was a divorce case worth millions and I forgot all about her.
Tad: Well, can't you fix it?
Leslie: If she doesn't fire me.
Tad: Leslie, she's not going to fire you. You're a terrific lawyer.
Leslie: Yeah, well, if I'm so terrific, why did I blow her off when I got your call? It's just that I want -- I thought you wanted to meet me because -- but that wasn't it at all. I mean, I don't even stand a chance. Well, you know what? I'm not 13 anymore. I will survive.
Tad: Leslie, I'm sorry, ok? Really I am, but I had no idea.
Leslie: Oh, God, how could you? I mean, you were right. We barely even spoke.
Tad: I feel awful about your client. Is -- there must be something I can do to try to make it right.
Leslie: Why? I mean, you just made it perfectly clear that you don't want to have anything to do with me.
Tad: Well, that was before I realized we were old friends.
Leslie: Well, um -- I think that Mrs. Kosian would be impressed if I showed up with the Tad Martin.
Tad: Ah. Ok. Why not? I'd love to tag along.
Leslie: You don't have to.
Tad: No, no. Seriously, I do. I mean, it's the least I could do. Come on.

Dixie: I'm fine. I just need to see Tad.
Joe: Ok, ok. We'll get him, we'll get him. You wait here. Jake?
Jake: Yeah? Dixie, won't you tell me what happened again?
Dixie: Well, I was walking down the stairs. I felt dizzy, I got hot in the face and flush, and I passed out.
Jake: Ok. All right, well, you say you felt flush. Did you feel your heart beating rapidly?
Dixie: Yeah. Yes, I did. It was exactly like I used to get, the arrhythmia. And then I just got scared and I woke up on the floor.
David: Well, this sounds like it's related to her previous condition. I'll be taking over now, Doctor.
Jake: Dr. Hayward, your services are not needed here. Please leave me with my patient.
David: I am going to treat her, Jake.
Jake: No, Dixie replaced you as her cardiologist, David. She is seeing Dr. Kennelty now and he's on his way.
David: And how many times has he seen her, once? I have a history with Dixie. You know that.
Jake: And Dixie is in good hands. Do everyone a favor and leave her alone.

Doctor: How had you been feeling prior to this incident?
Dixie: Uh, this morning, I felt really tired. And then I felt a little nauseous, but really not too bad. the only thing that was kind of weird was I've been having these sudden strange surges of energy, like a euphoria that I can't explain.
Joe: We've heard these same symptoms from those people who got sick at Ryan's party.
Jake: Mm-hmm.
Dixie: Do you think it was something I ate on the boat?
Joe: We're going to find out.

Gordon: Dr. Martin?
Joe: Yes?
Gordon: The results you wanted rushed.
Joe: Ah, yes. Thank you, Gordon, thank you. The results of Dixie's blood tests.

David: Gordon? - I hope you performed those tests with the usual care.
Gordon: You don't have to worry. I masked the results. All traces of the Libidozone have been removed.
David: Good. Ok, go.
Gordon: Dr. Hayward, look, we've gotten away with this for now, ok, but how do you know there aren't going to be more serious reactions to the Libidozone? What are we supposed to do if somebody gets really sick?
David: We don't have to do anything, Gordon. I'm the one in control here. Now, you just perform those tests and do as you're told.

Dixie: Ah!
[Monitor beeps rapidly]

Jake: It's ok. She's just in SVT.
Joe: Her vitals are stable. Give her some oxygen.
Gordon: What is it?
David: It's her Dig level. It's reached toxic stage.
Gordon: That patient's on Digoxin?
David: She's been on it for a year for her arrhythmia, but there hasn't been any problems.
Gordon: Obviously, the Libidozone she ingested reacted adversely with it. It's poisoning her. Oh, my God. Dr. Hayward, you have to tell them!

Bianca: What are you doing?
Leo: I'm looking at the moon. I don't do it often enough.
Bianca: All right. Tell me what's wrong.
Leo: Nothing's wrong. I see nothing but good stuff ahead.
Bianca: Really?
Leo: Mm-hmm.
Greenlee and I are going to look for apartments. We're moving in together. You don't even have to say it, Bianca. I know that she can be a headache and she can be a handful, but she is worth every single bit of trouble she causes. I'm sorry. I'm just -- I'm happy and I don't really know how to handle it.
Bianca: Well, if you're so happy, I guess I won't try to talk you out of it.
Leo: You and I will still see each other. Once we get our place, you can come over whenever you want.
Bianca: I don't want to go anywhere near Greenlee.
Leo: Bianca, I wish you'd give her a chance. She's really not that bad once you get used to her.
Bianca: Ah, I know everything that I want to know about that girl. She doesn't care about anybody but herself. I don't see how you can not see that, Leo. I mean, anybody who would think nothing of --
Leo: What's the matter with you? Why are you so angry?
Bianca: Never mind, never mind. Please don't listen to me. I guess I'm just jealous of anybody who's happy.

Bianca: What? did I miss my curfew or something?
Erica: No, Honey. No, no, no, you're -- you're right on time.
Bianca: What is it?
Erica: Look, I didn't want to discuss this subject. I mean, not tonight, anyway.
Bianca: What subject?
Erica: Maybe it's better if I tell you what happened.
Bianca: What happened?
Erica: Bianca, Sarah called.
Bianca: Sarah called? What did she tell you, Mom?
Erica: Sarah didn't say much of anything. But I certainly gave her a piece of my mind.
Bianca: Oh, Mom.
Erica: Can you imagine that girl calling you like that? I mean, out of the blue, after what she did to you?
Bianca: What did you say to her?
Erica: That you hadn't yet gotten over what she did to you. And I asked her, was it really worth it, breaking your heart over a boy that she has probably long since forgotten by now?
Bianca: Did -- did you tell her that I said that?
Erica: No, I didn't have to do that. I mean, she knows the truth.
Bianca: What do you mean, Mom? What did she say?
Erica: Nothing. Absolutely nothing, which only proves I'm right.
Bianca: Oh, my God. Oh, my God! You told her that she stole my boyfriend and I hated her? Oh, my God, what she must think.
Erica: Well, I'll tell you what she must think, what she'd better know is that you and I are onto her. And if she thinks she's going to keep on calling here and pretending to be your friend --
Bianca: Mom, she wasn't pretending. She was my friend -- probably the best friend I've ever had. And I still love her.
Erica: I'm sure that's true, Honey. That's why she was able to hurt you so badly.
Bianca: I want to talk to her. Just give me her number, ok?
Erica: Well, I didn't take her number. I wouldn't let her leave her number. I told her never to call you again.
Bianca: What? Mom, what right did you have to say something like that?
Erica: Will you please just calm down. Of course that's what I did. I hate the fact that she hurt you so badly. You're a good person. And I want to protect you from people like Sarah.
Bianca: I don't want you to protect me from people like Sarah. I'm like Sarah.
Erica: No, you're not. You couldn't be further away from a person like Sarah. I mean, those women are weak and they're two-faced and you can never trust them, no matter what they say.
Bianca: Oh, Mom, just shut up, ok? Shut up! Stop saying things like that! You don't know what Sarah's like.
Erica: Ok, you know what? Maybe I don't. So why don't you tell me about Sarah.

Leslie: Mrs. Kosian --
Mrs. Kosian: I'm leaving, Ms. Coulson. My new attorney will be contacting you to obtain my file.
Leslie: Couldn't we just sit down and talk about this
for a minute, please? Mrs. Kosian: My husband has seven lawyers working for him. If I can only have one, I expect her to snow up for meetings.
Tad: I'm afraid that's my fault. I'm the reason she was delayed. I'm Tad Martin.
Mrs. Kosian: Yes. I was a fan of "The Cutting Edge."
Tad: Well, that
's very flattering. Mrs. Kosian: Hmm.
Tad: Fact is she was working on your case with me. And when I found out that her next client was the Francine Kosian, I insisted on tagging along. See, you and I have been at a lot of the same functions, but I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure. May I join you?
Francine: You didn't tell me you had a meeting with Tad Martin.
Tad: Well, that's because she was hoping to have some good news for you, and I think she does. Leslie?
Leslie: Why don't you tell her?
Francine: Tell me what? What does Tad Martin have to do with my divorce case?
Tad: Well, the fact is I no longer work on "The Cutting Edge," which you probably know, but I do work for Chandler Enterprises. And as such, I do a tremendous amount of business with your husband's company. Now, as a friend, Leslie came to me asking for information. See, she thinks that your husband stashed some funds offshore.
Francine: And did he?
Tad: What do you think? My God, they should name one of the Cayman Islands after him.
Francine: Really?
Tad: Well, based on the information that Leslie got from me -- off the record -- I'd say you're going to get the settlement of a lifetime.
Francine: Do you really think so?
Leslie: Absolutely.
Francine: I told you he has a roomful of lawyers.
Tad: Doesn't matter. He can have as many as he wants. You've got the best in town. Trust me, when she walks into court, they do everything but play the theme from "Jaws."
Leslie: He's so funny.
Tad: Well, I think I've done enough damage for one day. So if you'll excuse me, it's been a distinct pleasure, Ms. Kosian.
Francine: Francine. I'm sorry you didn't get to meet me at my best.
Tad: Are you kidding? If this wasn't your best, I'd be afraid to see it. Nice to meet you.

Leslie: Excuse me. Tad? That was so sweet of you. I -- I owe you.

[Monitor beeps rapidly]

Doctor: I don't understand it. Everything seems normal.
David: I know what's wrong with her, Joe. Dixie's suffering from Dig toxicity.
Joe: Do you have any reason to suspect this?
David: It's just my experience. I've been treating Dixie for some time now and I have an intimate knowledge of her history. I want to give her a dose of Dig Immune Fab to reduce the toxic reaction.
Doctor: A Dig level test was performed. We should wait for the results.
David: If we wait until morning, it's going to be too late. Trust me on this one.
Doctor: But if you're wrong and her level isn't high, the Immune Fab could make it plunge to dangerously low levels. That would do irreparable damage to her heart.
David: We don't have time to bear this out, ok? Now if you have a better solution, then save her, damn it, but otherwise let me do what I have to do. Joe, please!
Joe: All right, all right, go ahead. Dr. Hayward has a better knowledge of Dixie's case history than the rest of us.
David: Dixie? It's me, David. Listen, I've just given you something that's going to help you feel better. You're going to start feeling better in a short while. Now, I know that you're scared. But don't worry. There's no reason to be. You're under my care now.
Jake: She's coming out of it.

[Monitor beeps slower]

Doctor: By God. David was right.

Bianca: Sarah was my roommate in rehab. We clung to each other. You have no idea what it was like in rehab.
Erica: Yes, Sweetheart, I do. Look, I'm not going to compare my situation to yours, but yes, I do have an idea of what it's like in rehab. And that's why this reliance on Sarah disturbs me, Honey. You were sick then. So was she.
Bianca: Yeah, but --
Erica: You got well. I know that. But believe me, it's best now if you just put everything and everyone who reminds you of that place behind you.
Bianca: Mom, Sarah is the one thing that I can remember from that place that brings me any joy at all.
Erica: Well, even so -- and maybe especially so -- that's why you should put Sarah and your friendship out of your mind. Forget about Sarah, Honey. Believe me, I know what I'm saying.
Bianca: I'm never going to do that, Mom. No matter how much you try to make me.
Erica: Then maybe just for the time being, you will try to put Sarah and your friendship behind you. I mean, you have school and you have the Enchantment campaign. You have a great deal to concentrate on, don't you? And look, maybe in a while, after you're able to talk about this subject more calmly, after we can talk about it more rationally, if you still want to talk to Sarah, I'll help you find her phone number. We'll both talk to Sarah. You and I will talk to Sarah together.
Bianca: All right. We'll do it your way.
Erica: All right. I -- I'm going to be in the study, then. I'm going to be looking at the proofs for the spring catalog. Maybe later, if you would like to, you could stop in and have a look at them. They're gorgeous.

[Bianca looks at the Caller ID]

Bianca: "Winslow Hotel, area code 212." Sarah's in New York? Yes, yes, Winslow Hotel? Do you -- do you have a guest by the name of Sarah Livingston? Yes, yes. I would -- I would like to leave a message. Could you please tell her --

Greenlee: Laura! Hi. I didn't expect to see you.
Laura: Oh, hi.
Greenlee: I dropped by to make a contribution to the center. I hope that's all right.
Laura: Yeah. Grace won't be here until the morning.
Greenlee: Well, couldn't I just leave the check with you? I trust you completely.
Laura: Sure. I'll make sure grace gets it.
Greenlee: I believe in karma, don't you? And I was just feeling so good tonight, so blessed, I just had to share it.
Laura: Wow. Yeah, I guess you are feeling pretty good.

[Greenlee giggles]

Greenlee: I am. I don't think Leo will mind if you know. I hope you can keep our secret, but Leo and I are going to live together. We're looking for a place, starting tomorrow. Isn't that something to celebrate?
Laura: Sure. Wow. Yeah, congratulations.
Greenlee: Thank you. Oh, my God! Stop me before I write you a big check! You're responsible for it.
Laura: I am?
Greenlee: Yeah! Remember what happened on the yacht? How Leo and I carried on to make each other jealous? I was flirting with my date and he was flirting with you? Well, it worked. Leo and I realized that we have to be together. There's no one else in this world for us. Anyway, well, I'd better run. Thank you, Laura.
Laura: No, thank you, Greenlee.

Tad: Leslie -- you don't owe me anything, ok?
Leslie: I can't tell you what it meant to me that we were able to talk the way we did tonight. Tad: It meant a lot to me, too. It's very important that we straighten things out, that we understand one another, ok? That we just forget about what happened last night and just move forward as old friends, ok?
Leslie: Agreed. I'd better get back to my client.
Tad: Yeah. Was smart telling me that stuff about the Cayman islands. You realize you're going to have to come up with the mother of all settlements, right?
Leslie: Well, that won't be a problem. You were right -- I can be a shark when I have to be.
Tad: Go get them, Tiger.

Bartender: Mr. Martin?
Tad: Yeah?
Bartender: Phone's for you.
Tad: Thanks, Charlie. Hello?
Joe: Tad, I've been trying to reach you. It's Dixie.
Tad: What about her? Dad, what happened?

Dixie: When I heard your voice, I knew everything was going to be ok.
David: It was the shot, Dixie. That's what made you feel better.
Dixie: But it was you who did it. It's always you. Why are you always here when I need you most?

Joe: Well, thank you, Gordon, thank you.
Gordon: Yeah.

Joe: Now, what specifically do you think is missing from those tests?
Jake: You know, I think I know what it is. These results are -- the symptoms are too consistent, Dad.
Joe: Consistent to what?
Jake: Libidozone. I think that everyone at this party was given a dose of Libidozone.
Joe: Jake. Libidozone? How can that be?
Jake: Well, Dad, you heard Dixie describe her symptoms. We had over a dozen people come in here and tell us the exact same thing. Now, when I was considering taking this drug, I did my research on it and these are the symptoms. I mean, why else would I suddenly lose my impotence that night as if I'd taken a dosage of Libidozone?
Joe: But that drug has specific properties. They would turn up in a blood test.
Jake: Well, unless those blood tests were not done correctly.
Joe: What do you want to do?
Jake: Well, I'm going to go Seaview Hospital and I'm going to have independent tests done with my own blood.
Joe: You don't trust our lab?
Jake: Well, usually I do.
Joe: Yeah.
Jake, Jake -- why would somebody administer a drug that is experimental and dangerous to a yacht full of people?
Jake: Well, as soon as we get these test results back, you can bet we can answer that question.

Tad: Excuse me, miss. I'm Dixie Martin's husband. Where is she?
Nurse: She's in cubicle number one.
Tad: Thank you very much. What happened?
David: She fainted.
Tad: Is it her heart?
David: Yeah, but she's going to be all right.
Tad: Thank God. Hey, Baby.
Dixie: Hey. I don't know what happened, but when I woke up I thought of you. I wanted to see you, more than anybody else in the world, and when I called you on your phone, you didn't answer.
Tad: I lost my cell phone, Honey. I'm sorry. I'm here now, and I love you. I love you very much.
Dixie: Ok.

Leslie: Well, that's all the information I need for now. I'll call you Monday at the latest.
Francine: Ok. Meeting's over. You're off the clock. Now we can have a little girl talk. What's going on between you and Tad Martin?
Leslie: Oh, well, Tad and I are old friends. I mean, a very long time ago, he was my sister's boyfriend.
Francine: And now he's your boyfriend, right?
Leslie: No! I told you that --
Francine: Oh, come on, don't give me that. You're an item. I can tell by the look in your eyes.
Leslie: Is it that obvious?
Francine: I thought he was married.
Leslie: Well, I don't have to tell you, Francine -- even the happiest of marriages can come to an end.

Bianca: Leo. Where did you run off to?
Leo: What's the matter?
Bianca: I have to get to New York City without my mother finding out. Will you help me?
Leo: Yeah, sure. What's in New York City?
Bianca: Sarah.


ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN

Erica: Why do you want Leo to take you to New York?

Ryan: You're a lousy liar,
Hayley, so you might as well just quit trying.

Jake: No apologies. Right now I need more than that.

David: I want you to look at me, Dixie.
Tad: Boy, you just don't know when to quit, do you?