Hayley: Oh, Becca -- I'm sorry. I'm majorly behind schedule. I apologize.
Becca: Oh, no, no, no. It's no biggie. I've just been organizing your life.
Hayley: Oh, bless you.
Becca: Oh, you're so welcome. I just wanted to say I know you've had a family crisis and I'm really sorry your mom lost the baby.
Hayley: Thanks. Me, too. But in the world of television, life goes on. And since Liza's taking a personal day and I am honcho for the day, point me in the direction of the first crisis.
Becca: Ok. Well, you're due in edit first. And message from the happy chef -- he is not so happy about his new time slot.
Hayley: Well, that's just too bad.
Ryan: Good day, everyone.
Hayley: Well, hey, Fluff Daddy. What's with the Rondelles?
Ryan: Oh, that's cute, Hayley. Very cute. Very cute. I'm looking for Liza.
Hayley: Well, Liza's not here today, so you're going to have to deal with me. I can give you 15 minutes in about two hours.
Ryan: Two hours? I can't wait. I want to rent the studio for the day. And, yes, I will pay the going rate. And I know you can do it because your next taping isn't till late tonight.
Hayley: And you know this because?
Ryan: I know this because it's my business to know this. Now, I will need a full crew and, of course, I will need your media savvy.
Hayley: For what?
Ryan: Well, these lovely ladies and I are going to crash the airwaves with a power message, rated D.
Hayley: This where I ask him what the D stands for.
Becca: Ok. Ryan: "Dreamers only."

Jake: Ok, so, Ricardo, what do you want to be for Halloween?
Ricardo: A scary witch. Jake: Yikes! [Imitating a witch] Oh, a scary witch. Well, take a bite out of my poison apple, Dearie.

[Jake cackles] [Normal voice] here you go.
Ricardo: Thank you.
Jake: You're welcome.
Ricardo: Dr. Jake?
Jake: Yeah?
Ricardo: Will I be home in time for Halloween?
Jake: Oh, I hope so. But you know what? If we have to keep you a little longer, we have a haunted house right here in the hospital. And it's full of all kinds of surprises and games and stuff. And the scariest thing of all -- leftover hospital food!
Children: Ew!
[Jake laughs]

Joe: Well, well, well, I'm sure Nurse Ruth is going to be able to come up with very tasty holiday treats.
Jake: Yeah. Oh, you know, my favorite -- my favorite are these here -- the -- what do they call these? The candy kernel -- corner -- corns? I like them because they're great for -- candy corns -- they're great for vampire fangs. [Imitating Dracula] and I want to suck your blood.
Gillian: Unhand me, you beast.
Jake: [Normal voice] ok -- oh, "beast"? Did she say "beast"? I happen to have two more masks. I've got this one. I think you would definitely look best as the Princess. Although it is a shame to cover up such a lovely face.
Gillian: Well, I hope I can get home before the clock strikes 12:00.
Jake: 12:00? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That is the wrong, wrong fairy tale. You see, in this story, the beast is under the spell of an enchantress and he must fall in love by the time he is 21 or else he is destined to remain a beast for all eternity.
Gillian: So, tell me, beast --
Jake: Yes? Gillian: Do you know what love is?
Jake: Oh, yes, I do, my fair Princess, thanks to you.
Ricardo: Now you have to kiss her.

Nurse: Dr. Martin, this just came for you. It's marked urgent.
Joe: Fairy tale in progress.
Joe: Must be some mistake. I never requested this protocol.
Nurse: It's addressed to Dr. J. Martin from Carlquist Labs in Sweden.
Joe: Yeah, maybe for Jake.
David: The Carlquist Labs is cutting edge in pharmaceutical R&D. As far as I know, Jake's not involved in any research. Why would he be on their mailing list?
Joe: That, doctor, is none of your business.

Greenlee: Isn't he the sweetest? Those big brown eyes.
Leo: Greenlee, what did you just say?
Greenlee: He's got dreamy eyes.
Leo: No, no, before that, about the ransom money.
Greenlee: Gramps marked all the bills.
Leo: What the -- why?
Greenlee: It's like leaving a paper trail. Once Wade's buddy spends the money -- wham! -- Cops nab him and throw him in jail. Brilliant, huh?
Leo: Yeah, un-freaking-believable.
Greenlee: Leo? What's wrong?
Leo: Nothing. Nothing's wrong, Greenlee. It's just that I think that it's a little funny that your grandfather was so focused when your life was at stake, that's all.
Greenlee: Whenever money's involved, Gramps is always focused. How many bedrooms do you think we'll need?
Leo: What? Greenlee: In our new place -- how many bedrooms?
Leo: One, with a view of the exercise yard.
Greenlee: What is with you, Leo? It's like you're not even here.
Leo: I've just moved on to your next surprise, that's all.
Greenlee: Ooh, what is it? Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Leo: Not yet, not yet, not yet. You're going to have to make yourself scarce while I set things up.
Greenlee: For how long?
Leo: An hour, maybe two.
Greenlee: I'd rather stay here with you. We could order something outrageously expensive from room service, and then we can stay in bed all day.
Leo: No. You'll get fat and flabby.
Greenlee: I know 25 different ways to stay toned and buff.
Leo: Well, Greenlee, why don't you go running on the beach?
Greenlee: I hate running.
Leo: Then walk. Go look for seashells on the seashore. You know, just something to, you know, keep you occupied while I set up your next diversion.
Greenlee: Do I have to?
Leo: Yes. Yes. Come on, come on. This is going to be a good one.
Greenlee: Come here, come here, come here, come here. This better be good.
Leo: It's going to be. Have I ever let you down before, Greenlee?
Greenlee: No. Take Happy.
Leo: I got -- hold on. I got him, I got him. Good hands. So, trust me. And, remember, all I ever want to do is make you happy, ok?
Greenlee: And all I ever want is you.
Leo: Good. All right. Scoot. I'll be thinking about you.
Greenlee: You will?
Leo: Yep, yep.
Greenlee: You'd better be good to my dog.
Leo: I will, I promise you.
Greenlee: Our dog.
Leo: Ok, bye. Ok, bye-bye.

Leo: I am as dead as the presidents on those marked bills. Oh, my God. They're going to trace the money right back to me. Think, you idiot. Think, think. Think. Think. All right, what are you going to do? There's still got to be a way to save your sorry butt. All right. Front desk. I want to speak to the manager. Don't get too attached to that collar there, happy. Yeah, this is Leo du Pres in the Bali Suite. Yeah, I want my money back.

Bianca: Mom, what are you doing with my guidance counselor?
Erica: Well, I came back to see you, Bianca, and I bumped into Ms. Singer. So I introduced myself, and we started chatting.
Bianca: About me.
Erica: Well, yes.
Bianca: What did you tell her about me, Mom?
Erica: Bianca, there's no need to take that tone --
Bianca: What did you tell her about me?
Erica: I told her that you were having a difficult time and that I'm worried about you.
Bianca: Well, there's nothing to worry about.
Erica: Bianca, I disagree. You have not been yourself lately. Every time I talk to you, you shut down. You're doing things that you have never done before, completely out of character.
Bianca: How would you know? You don't know anything about my life. You don't have a clue who I am.
Erica: I want to know.
Bianca: So that's why you cornered Ms.Singer? You wanted her to pump me for information so that she could report back to you?
Erica: Bianca, no. Please.
Ms. Singer: Bianca, anything you say to me would be kept in strictest confidence.
Bianca: Ms. Singer, don't you know who this is? This is Erica Kane. She makes the rules. It's her world.
Erica: Bianca, please. That's enough.
Bianca: Well, you know, you don't have to worry. You're off the hook. Nobody has to spy on me. You want to know my secrets, Mom? Fine. I'll tell you. You just remember, you asked.
Bianca: Find a seat and get comfy. Since you want to know all about my life, I won't spare you.
Erica: Bianca, Sweetheart, you don't have to do this.
Bianca: Oh, Mom, but I do. You're so curious about my life, who my friends are, what we do when we're together. You have been on my case ever since I came back to Pine Valley. So, please, allow me to enlighten you.
Bianca: I guess the real me didn't emerge until after rehab. I went back home to live with Daddy and Barbara. But it didn't feel like home. I missed my friends in rehab. And my old friends back in Seattle, they just didn't feel close anymore. I met this girl. And she turned me on - - - - - to this club she belonged to. Really, it was more like a cult. We met in the woods at midnight and danced in the firelight. We worshipped the goddess Diana, who was going to come to earth in a spaceship and take us back to the home planet. You want to know who I am, Mom? I'm a moon maiden, a teen extraterrestrial. You say, "it's like we live in two different worlds." Well, now you know why.
Erica: That's quite enough, Bianca.

Leo: You keep your mouth shut.
Man: Mr. du Pres, I am the manager, Tarquin Valjean.
Leo: Yeah, come in. Mr. Valjean: I was most perplexed by your phone call.
Leo: Yeah, well, it's quite simple. I want all -- no, I demand all the money back that I've spent at this seaside dump.
Mr. Valjean: You have not found our services satisfactory?
Leo: The service stinks. I'd find better gems in a box of cracker jacks. The food is bad, the wine undrinkable.
Mr. Valjean: Yet you and your lady friend managed.
Leo: Yeah, well, we needed something to wash down the rotten seafood. And this room -- my God --
Mr. Valjean: It is our finest suite.
Leo: It's a tropical nightmare. The bed is lumpy, the bathroom leaks, the minibar is stocked full of stale cashews, the TV has nothing but snow and static.
Mr. Valjean: I'll have housekeeping bring a new bed and restock the minibar and a plumber to attend to the bathtub. And who, monsieur, needs tin paradise?
Leo: It's too late. The mood is ruined. I want my money back.
Mr. Valjean: Monsieur du Pres, the staff of this hotel has gone out of its way to accommodate you. We even suspended our usual no pets policy. Now I'll credit you for the jewelry purchases.
Leo: No, I don't want credit. I don't want credit. I want cash. Cash. The exact c notes that I spent at the jewelry store, the pool, the restaurant, the bar, everything.
Mr. Valjean: We cannot refund money paid for hotel services. Even if it were possible to locate the exact currency --
Leo: Well, make it possible. Make it possible. I want you to round up every one of those hundreds that I spent. Do you hear me?
Greenlee: Leo? What's going on?

Ryan: Ok, guys. All right, we're ready to roll tape. Ladies. All right, you sit here. All right, you need to look into camera four. Ok, cue music.

[Music plays]

Ryan: Lights. Roll tape. In five, four, three --

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Ryan: And roll tape.

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[Music stops]

Ryan: That was excellent. That was great, ladies. Excellent. Well, what do you guys think?
Hayley: "Guys." "Guys." They're ladies. We're guys. Must be the job description.
Becca: Well, I'd log on just to check out the web site.
Ryan: Would you?
Becca: Mm-hmm.
Ryan: Excellent. We need all the hits we can get. Hayley, what do you think?
Hayley: It was good.
Ryan: "Good," but? Hayley: But it was miss
ing something.
Ryan: Missing something? What?
Hayley: You, up close and personal, in front of the camera.

Boy: Come on, Dr. Jake, kiss the Princess.
Girl: Change the beast into a handsome prince.
Jake: Should we give this crowd what it really wants?
Children: Yeah!
Ricardo: Ooh-whoo.
Gillian: Ooh-whoo.
Jake: All right.

Joe: Sorry to interrupt. Jake, could I have a moment with you?
Jake: Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be continued.
Gillian: Sure.
Jake: Dad --
Gillian: Go ahead. I'll entertain the children.
Jake: Ok, thanks.
Gillian: Kids, let's go --

Jake: Hey. What's up?
Joe: This just came for you from Sweden. It's the preliminary test results on a drug they're testing for the treatment of impotence.
Jake: Yeah, yeah. This is Cystolotride. Dr. Fleischman turned me on to this.
Joe: You do realize it's l drug. It's a long way from being FDA approved. And the list of possible side effects, it's staggering.
Jake: Dad, just think about the guy who took the bite out of the first mushroom. That took some courage, right?
Joe: I hope you're not intending to offer yourself up as a guinea pig for this.
Jake: I have every reason to want to get well as fast as I can. You know me. You know I would never try anything reckless. I just want to stay up-to-date on my research.
Joe: Ok.
Jake: Ok?
Joe: Well, it does look rather promising.
Jake: From everything I have read, this is the stuff. It's the new miracle drug. Even in cases involving spinal trauma and nerve damage.

Boy: I love Halloween.
Ricardo: I want to be a scary witch.
Gillian: Yeah? You do? Oh, it's time for them to go back to Pediatrics already?
Ricardo: Can we take our mask?
Gillian: Yes, you can have the mask. It's a present from Dr. Jake.
Boy: He's fun and funny, like you. Gillian: Yeah, he's
-- he's very nice. Very nice. Did you have fun today?
Boy: Yeah. Bye, Princess.

David: Gillian, Gillian, Gillian -- may I have a word with you?
Gillian: Well, as you can see, I'm busy.
David: Joni, would you mind taking the kids on your own for a while?
Joni: Not a problem, Dr. Hayward. Let's go, guys.
Girl: Bye, Princess.
Ricardo: Bye, Princess.
Boy: Bye, Princess.
Gillian: Bye.

David: Looks like you have your own miniature fan club going.
Gillian: What do you want, David?
David: Straight to the point. There was a day when you loved foreplay.
Gillian: You know, I don't have time for this, ok?
David: I'm concerned about Jake.
Gillian: Yeah, right.
David: No, I am, coming back to work so soon after his injury. Don't you think he'd be better off staying home recuperating?
Gillian: Jake knows how far to push himself.
David: Hmm. He might be pushing himself too far. From what I understand, he's taken on some kind of a research project in addition to his caseload. I mean, what kind of project is it?
Gillian: Why do you care, David?
David: The Andrassy Foundation has an excellent research facility. If Jake would like to avail himself of our --

Jake: Thanks, but no thanks. Dad and Gillian, would you excuse us a moment please?
Joe: Sure.

Jake: You know, when I was in Chechnya, I learned that life is short and precious. Too short and too precious to deal with people that I don't like. You're one of those people. You stay out of my way, and you stay the hell away from my wife. Is that clear?

Leo: Greenlee, come back later, please.
Greenlee: Who's he? A cat burglar?
Mr. Valjean: Tarquin Valjean. I am the manager of this hotel.
Greenlee: What's he doing, and why is he taking the jewelry that you gave to me?
Leo: I will explain it to you later.
Greenlee: Explain now.
Mr. Valjean: I'll have the cashier settle your bill. Good day.
Greenlee: Wait a second. That's my stuff. Wait, wait, wait -- what's he doing? Wait, wait -- why did he take my jewelry? And why were you asking him for money?
Leo: It's all part of the surprise. He was -- he was in on it. Except he tried to charge me triple, so, you know -- trying to take advantage of me because I'm such a big spender. So, you know, I got mad and I demanded a refund of the whole package.
Greenlee: Hmm. You know, you maybe a big spender, but this girl's not buying. Something else is going down, and I think I know what it is.
Leo: And as the sun sinks slowly into the west, we bid farewell to our island paradise. Isn't that right, happy?
Greenlee: There was no surprise, was there, Leo? You just wanted to get rid of me so you could clean up the mess that you made.
Leo: It wasn't me. It was Happy.
Greenlee: Back in Pine Valley you were just throwing money around like confetti. I should've been surprised or suspicious, but I was just so relieved that we survived wade and the killer elevator. And this tropical paradise that cost a small fortune -- I thought your mother was footing the bill. I was so deliriously happy that I missed the obvious -- the panicked look on your face when I told you the ransom money was marked. The puppy, this suite, this whole tropical vacation was paid for by my grandfather. You dirty crook. You stole the ransom money.

Erica: Will you excuse us, Ms. Singer?
Ms. Singer: Bianca, my door is always open.

Erica: Bianca -- I apologize. I was wrong to go to Ms. Singer without telling you. But the thing is I have done everything I know how to try to get through to you and you keep putting up walls. Maybe you can help me.
Bianca: How?
Erica: Tell me where it hurts.
Bianca: Mom --
Erica: I can see that you're suffering. I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in the way you hunch your shoulders and wrap your arms around yourself. I wish that you could trust my arms around you to hold you and comfort you. A young girl losing her father is a tragedy. And I'm not going to insult you by telling you that the pain will go away. But I sense that there's another reason that you've withdrawn, Bianca, something that started or ended before you came to live with me. If you want to tell me what it is, I'm here. You can tell me anything, and it won't leave this room. But holding it in won't help. We have this saying in rehab. I'm sure you've heard it. "We're only as sick as our secrets." Keep them hidden, and they'll control your life. You'll be run by your fears. I'm here to tell you, Honey, that you don't have to be afraid to tell me. I want to help you, Baby. I want to help you with all my heart.
Erica: Bianca, what is it?
Bianca: Something happened to me at rehab. Part of what Barbara told you was true. I did meet someone special.

Leo: Ok. All right, I'm busted. It's true? You stole grandfather's money?
Leo: Let me explain what happened, Greenlee. After the elevator escape, I didn't go straight to the cops.
Greenlee: Why not?
Leo: Because I knew that Wade was going to be at the boathouse to pick up the ransom money. And I had this overwhelming urge, this rage, to punish him and pay him back for taking you hostage and for scaring you out of your mind.
Greenlee: You followed Wade?
Leo: Yes. Sit down. After I caught up with him, I ended up knocking him out cold. And then I saw the money.
Greenlee: You saw a great big dollar sign.
Leo: No, I saw you, Greenlee. I saw you forcing me out of the Pine Cone while wade was holding a gun to your back. And then I thought about how you sacrificed yourself for me. And then I thought about you being trapped in the elevator and thinking you were going to die. And then I thought about your mom and d forgetting about your birthday and then your grandparents wanting to exile you back to the left coast. And I just thought, "somebody -- somebody has got to make up for all the hurt that they've piled on this girl." And I thought that someone was me. I wanted to give you the world, Greenlee, and I wanted to do it in style because I felt like that's what you deserved. I wanted to take away all the bad things and show you the time of your life by showing you how much I cared. So I -- I -- I grabbed the money. Your grandfather said that he wouldn't miss it, so I figured, what harm was done, right?
Greenlee: You did this all for me?
Leo: Yeah.
Greenlee: Bull! You saw a chance to get an easy fortune, and you took it!
Leo: Not true.
Greenlee: God, what a jerk I was! Thinking I finally found a man I could trust, someone I could count on.
Leo: Greenlee, you can count on me. That is forever.
Greenlee: Give me a break. Forever ends when we are both sent to prison, ok? We need to go back to Pine Valley and fix this mess before the police send out an APB.
Leo: No, you have to believe me --
Greenlee: Come here --
Leo: Greenlee, you have to believe me.
Greenlee: Come here.
Leo: I did all this for you.
Greenlee: Get real. Come here, Happy. Come here, Happy. Come here. Stay away from him. Stay away from Leo.
Leo: God!

David: I can assure you, Jake, I have no desire to mess with your life -- or with your wife, for that matter. My interest is strictly professional.
Jake: Oh, that's new.
David: I've come to learn that you've been in contact with the Carlquist Lab in Sweden. Now, I'm sure that you're very well aware of the fact that I've enjoyed a tremendous success developing an experimental protocol, one that saved Dimitri marick's life.
Jake: What's your point?
David: If you're trying to develop your own research project, why don't we team up, hmm?

[Jake laughs]

David: Under the aegis of the Andrassy Foundation. Did I say something funny?
Jake: Oh, I tell you. You know what? It's always about the competition with you, isn't it?
David: Competition is what drives success, Jake.
Jake: No, it's not, David. It's what drives you because you always want to know what your colleagues are doing so you can get in their business and stay one step ahead of them. You don't want to help me. You just want to make sure I don't steal your headlines in the medical journals.
David: Now it's my turn to laugh. You're giving yourself far too much credit, Jake, old boy.
Jake: We're never going to be a dream team, David, old man. You know, Alex may have put up with you, but I learned one thing -- life's too short. And I don't need your help.

David: You are definitely up to something, Jake. And I'm going to find out what it is.

Erica: Go on, Sweetheart. You met someone in rehab, someone you cared for.
Bianca: I'm just so afraid you won't understand, Mom.
Erica: Honey, of course I'll understand. I know what it's like to have your heart broken. I've made poor choices -- men who've loved me badly. And at the time, I thought I wouldn't survive the hurt, the disappointment. So, yes, I do know what you're feeling. Please, go ahead and tell me. What happened with this young man?
Erica: Honey, did he try to take advantage of you, try to force himself on you? He didn't --
Bianca: No, no, no. It was nothing like that, ok?
Erica: Ok, then, what happened?
Bianca: Nothing happened. I met someone. It didn't work out. End of story.
Erica: Oh, Bianca, we both know that's not true. You said that what happened was so horrible, so -- so awful that you felt lost, you felt confused. You felt that it was so awful you couldn't even find words to express it, that you had to face it before you could face --
Bianca: I never said that. Not out loud. Not to you. I wrote that in my journal. Oh, my God, Mom! You read my diary.

Hayley: Ok, Mr. incredibledreams.com. Are you ready?
Ryan: Oh. Yes, I am ready.
Becca: Ok. Places, everyone. Ready? In five, four, three --

[Music plays]

Ryan: How far can you go in 60 seconds? How high can you fly? Well, you are about to find out, so strap yourself in and get ready for the ride of your life. I dare you.

Gillian: Jake.
Jake: Hey. I'm glad you came back. Think the kids had a good time?
Gillian: Oh, you know they did. You make them feel so safe.
Jake: Well, you know, I don't believe the hospital has to be a scary place. When I was a kid, the doctors used to say to me, "this isn't going to hurt." And then they would stick me with a needle, and it would hurt like hell.
Gillian: Yeah, you make them feel safe, and they trust you. You're like the Pied Piper. They'd follow you anywhere.
Jake: Well, thanks for saying that. Anyway, I'm sorry had to run out on you.
Gillian: You know, Ricardo is getting tired. The chemo's wearing her out.
Jake: Well, maybe we can go and both check up on her later on.
Gillian: Sure. So, what did David want?
Jake: Oh, David. David. Just -- well, actually, I had to put him in his place over something.
Gillian: And what was this research about?
Jake: Research? Well, you know, just departmental stuff that's going on.
Gillian: You know, you can tell me.
Jake: Can I? Well, actually, I'm just in the talking stage at this point, but I'm thinking about developing a vaccine. It would turn all lovesick beasts into irresistibly handsome doctors so that all of the gorgeous candy stripers will want to dance with them. What do you think?
Gillian: I think that you don't need a vaccine for that. You just have to ask.
Jake: Really? Well, may I have this dance?
Gillian: I'd be honored.

[Music plays]

Singer: Look at me now thought I was near the end when you came along when I needed a friend and you made me lucky somehow you found me wrapped your love around me now my head's up in the clouds when I'm around you I just want to say every day thank God I found you I will move heaven and earth give you my heart for all that it's worth you are mine till the end of time

Erica: All right, yes, I read part of your journal.
Bianca: How much did you read, Mom?
Erica: Just a page or two.
Bianca: What page? God, Mom, which pages exactly did you read?
Erica: Just what I told you. I am still very much in the dark.
Bianca: You can stay there.
Erica: Bianca, I just wanted to help.
Bianca: I -- I cannot believe you are such a hypocrite. You totally railed on me when I skipped school to go to the mall, and -- and then you turn around and you swear up and down that I can trust you.
Erica: You can trust me.
Bianca: To what? To what? To spy on me? To talk to my counselor behind my back? To read my private journal? My God, Mom, what else did you do for my own good?
Erica: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Look, Bianca, I told you I'm sorry that I went to talk to your guidance counselor without your knowing. I am sorry for that. But I do not regret reading part of your journal.
Bianca: How can you say that?
Erica: Because I love you and because I'm desperate to find out what's wrong with you so I can help you.
Bianca: Nothing is wrong with me, Mother. You keep saying I'm not acting like myself. What you mean is I'm not acting like you. I'm not like you, Mom. You can't control me, and your ego can't stand it.
Erica: That's not true, Honey.
Bianca: You read my journal because you are afraid that I did something to embarrass you. You hate not knowing what goes on in my life because you are scared to death that I'm going to do something that makes you look bad. Well, Mom, you don't have to worry anymore because I'm out of your life

Ryan: Regrets are what other people have while you're living your dream. I will help you own your dream. Make it happen. So log on to incredibledreams.com and let me transport you to the outer reaches of your imagination. Satisfaction is guaranteed. All you have to lose are your inhibitions.

Becca: Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Hayley: Wow.
Ryan: You think it'll fly? Come on.
Hayley: That was so intense. Yeah.
Ryan: Really?
Hayley: You better have operators standing by, I'm telling you.
Becca: Watch out, Ryan. When that commercial airs tomorrow, every woman in America is going to fall in love with you.

Singer: My heart belongs to you
Jake: Did you hear that?
Gillian: No.
Jake: That growling.
Gillian: Hmm.
Jake: That's the belly of a beast.
Gillian: Hmm.
Jake: And I'm starved. I'm starved. Would you have lunch with me?
Gillian: What, the hospital commissary?
Jake: You know, I just ran past the commissary, and I saw today's special. It's Tofu Surprise.
Gillian: Oh.
Jake: Yeah, I think the only surprise is how anybody gags it down. And that is not fare fit for a Princess. How about the Valley Inn? And I promise -- I promise I won't eat with my paws. Be my guest.
Gillian: I would love that.
Jake: That's great. Let's go.
Gillian: All right, let's go.
Jake: Oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait a minute. Pick up this stuff. Got to drop this off. No, actually, I got to take this with me. I'm going to do that. Come on. To the Valley Inn we go!
Gillian: Let's go.

Jake: Oh, Joni, Joni -- my wife and I are going to take a lunch at the Valley Inn.
Gillian: I'll be back in an hour.
Joni: Enjoy.
Gillian: Thanks.
Jake: Thanks. See you.

David: Joni, hi. I'm trying to track down Jake Martin. Have you seen him?
Joni: Oh, you just missed him. He left for lunch.
David: Oh, you're kidding me. I need to contact him. Do you know where he went?
Joni: The Valley Inn.
David: Thank you. Yes, hi, Dixie. This is David. Listen, I'm going to take an early lunch. If you need me, I'll be at the Valley Inn. Great.

Leo: Well, we definitely broke all records in air travel getting back to Pine Valley, didn't we?
Greenlee: Yeah, but you had to pay the private pilot a few grand in marked bills.
Leo: What was I supposed to do, Greenlee? They wouldn't accept my credit card.
Greenlee: Well, the more money you throw around, the harder it'll be to cover your tracks.
Leo: Don't sweat it, all right? All we got to do is find Vanessa.

Derek: So, you have that bill that Mr. du Pres used to pay his tab?
Waiter: Yeah. Here it is.

Leo: Cop alert, cop alert.
Derek: Mr. du Pres. You're under arrest for theft, for unlawful disposition. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you --
Leo: Yeah, I know, I know.
Derek: In a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have that attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed --

Erica: Bianca, what are you saying? You can't be out of my life. You're my daughter.
Bianca: I'm cutting the cord.
Erica: Bianca, Sweetheart, I know that you're upset, but, please, can't we just go home and talk about this?
Bianca: I'm tired of talking about it, Mom. You're not listening. You can't hear me. And I can't keep doing this. So I'm going to go home and I'm going to pack my things and I'm just going to move out.
Erica: Bianca -- Bianca!


ON THE NEXT - - - - ALL MY CHILDREN

Ryan: I'm about to make you more money than you ever thought possible.

Bianca: I want to move in with you.

Erica: I know that I shouldn't be here. I just didn't know where else to go.

Greenlee: You're scared to death, aren't you?