Adam: Arlene?

[Tires squeal]

Adam: Arlene! Come back here! Damn! The police will pick them up.
Liza: Oh, don't, Adam.
Adam: What do you mean, don't? You're not going to let her get away with this.
Liza: No, I want her strung up by her thumbs.
Adam: Good. Let me call Derek.
Liza: What are you going to say? That your wife lied about her miscarriage and she took off through your garden with her best friend?
Adam: Arlene belongs behind bars.
Mateo: Liza's right. I mean, what are you going to charge her with?
Adam: Fraud, for starters. How about that we have a tape? That's proof. Hayley, you can be a witness, can't you?
Hayley: She's done it again. I can't believe my mother's done it again.

Jake: So, what, Ryan's starring in his own commercials now?
Gillian: That's what he does for a living, Jake.
Jake: No, the guy's everywhere, Gillian. He's everywhere! He's always in my face and yours.
Gillian: Jake, listen, it is over with Ryan. You have to believe me.
Jake: No, no, it's more than that, Gillian.
Gillian: No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait. Jake, please tell me what I can do. I want to help you.
Jake: You can't do anything.
Gillian: What David said -- he had no right to say those things. You are the bravest, strongest man --
Jake: Please don't.
Gillian: No, listen to me, Jake, ok? This will pass. You said that the condition could reverse itself, that there are drugs out there.
Jake: Not now, Gillian.

David: You can't leave like this.
Dixie: Yes, I can. I'm going to pack up my little desk, and I'm going to go.
David: At least listen to what I have to say.
Dixie: No. I have heard enough from you. There is no excuse for what you said to Jake, ok? None. David: You've always been fair, Dixie. If our friendship has ever meant anything to you, hear me out. Please.
Dixie: All right. I'll listen to you. But if you think you can justify what you did, you're wrong.

Erica: Sparkling cider, Leo. Or would you prefer champagne?
Leo: No, anything with bubbles is fine with me.
Erica: Great. To the young couple of Enchantment.
Leo: All right.
Erica: Bianca?
Leo: All right.
Erica: Now, we have so much ground to cover and so little time to do it in. This is going to be a whirlwind campaign.
Bianca: Unless you'd like to reconsider.
Erica: Why would I do that? It's brilliant, and I have you to thank.
Bianca: Mom, Leo's a total hunk, but I'm, like, the farthest thing from a model.
Erica: You're better. You know why? Because you're you, you're fresh, you're smart, you're real. Leo: You're a regular girl next door, Bianca.
Erica: Exactly. Women are going to relate to you.
Bianca: Why? Because I get zits?
Erica: Honey, I wish you could see how beautiful you really are.
Oh, Honey, you have something caught in your teeth. Yeah.
Bianca: Excuse me. I'll go to the ladies' room.

Erica: Oh, Bianca always gets so nervous when she's going to try something new.
Leo: Yeah, well, you're throwing her in front of hot lights and cameras and strangers who are watching her every move. Can you blame her?
Erica: I think it's going to build self-esteem. I'm trying to help her. It's just that she just doesn't see it that way. She's built a wall up around her, Leo, that I cannot seem to get around.
Leo: Have you tried listening?
Erica: Have you seen her open up to me? I mean, Leo, if I knew what was troubling Bianca I could help her. On the other hand, you're the one she confides in. So maybe you could help me help her.
Leo: Oh, hold on. Are you asking me to spy on Bianca?

Becca: Hey. Hey, where did these costume come from?
Brooke: Aren't they great? "Tempo" donated them for the kids at the shelter. Edmund insisted. He loves Halloween.
Becca: Well, I've got something really scary in the kitchen.
Brooke: I hope it's not food.
Becca: Kind of. The fuse blew last night, and all the food in the refrigerator is going bad. Do you know where the fuse box is?
Brooke: Oh, you know, I don't. They just recently overhauled the whole electrical system. I'm not sure.
Becca: Well, I was going to see if Eliot could fix it, but he just hasn't been here all week. He hasn't come in. The kids really miss him, you know. It's just not the same without him.
Brooke: I suggest, then, you leave a message for Eliot at the rectory.

Eliot: Hi, Brooke. I didn't realize you'd be down here today.
Becca: Yeah, we're just getting ready for Halloween.
Brooke: Becca was looking for you. There's a problem with a fuse in the kitchen.
Becca: Oh, that's right. The kitchen's in major meltdown.
Eliot: I'll reset the fuse and take care of the kitchen.
Becca: Great.

Adrian: Just in time.
Eliot: What is --
Brooke: What's this?
Becca: What?
Adrian: A brand-new pong-pong table.
Tina: With plenty of paddles and balls.
Becca: Oh, that is so cool.
Brooke: We didn't order this.
Ryan: It's a gift from incredibledreams.com.
Adrian: Yeah, one of the kids that Tina works with said he wanted a brand-new ping-pong table.
Ryan: So we're giving him his dream.
Brooke: Just like that? How come?
Ryan: Well, you know, we like to help out. And with the company's IPO coming up, publicity couldn't hurt. Who knows?
Brooke: Thank you.
Eliot: This is great. Thanks.
Ryan: Yeah, no problem. Where should we put it?
Eliot: Right here. Kids will be thrilled.
Brooke: Yes. Listen, thank you so much, you guys. This is very generous of you. The kids will love it.
Ryan: Well, we hope everybody enjoys it. Unfortunately, I have to run. I've got an appointment, so I'll catch you-all later.
Brooke: All right. Thanks.
Becca: Thanks.

Adrian: Well, let's break this baby in. Brooke.
Brooke: Oh, count me out. I sort of need to sort these costumes.
Adrian: Eliot?
Eliot: Sure. Any takers?
Becca: You're on. I've got to warn you -- I've got a mean backhand.
Eliot: Uh-oh. I can take whatever you got.
Adrian: Let's see it.
Becca: Oh, wait. Oh!
Adrian: Oh, yeah.
Tina: A mean backhand.

Arlene: Well, what kind of accident?
Vanessa: Well, I don't know. I don't know.

Hayley: I'm watching it, I'm hearing it, and I still can't believe it.
Mateo: Here you go. Let's turn it off, huh?
Hayley: I just want to know why. I mean, how could she do something like this?

Winifred: Ma'am? Mrs. Cortlandt just drove through the rose bushes. These are Mr. Chandler's favorite.
Hayley: Don't worry about it, Winifred.
Winifred: I'll just throw them away.

Adam: Well, Arlene has just been checkmated.
Liza: You called Derek?
Adam: No, Barry. He's redrawing the divorce papers. She just schemed herself out of $700,000.
Liza: Well, I can't wait to see you get her to sign them.
Adam: I'll track her to hell if I have to.
Hayley: My mother destroys every life she touches. How could I be so stupid? She got me here under the guise of letting us adopt the baby when she knew. She knew that she had already miscarried. You know, she didn't stop there. She went on about new beginnings and getting sober and -- how could I be so gullible?
Liza: I don't want to see you get down on yourself because you wanted to think the best about your mother. You were great. You were --

Adam: I'm worried about Hayley.
Mateo: Yeah, me, too.
Adam: Why don't you take her out of here so she'll forget about all this.
Mateo: Yeah. Hayley, why don't we get out of here. Come on.
Hayley: Bye.
Liza: Bye.
Adam: Let me know if you hear from Arlene.
Mateo: We will.

Adam: Well, it's over. It's been hell, but it's finally over. Finally, we can let our future begin.
Liza: Are you insane?

Erica: Of course I don't expect you to spy on Bianca. But I would hope that if she were to tell you something troubling, that you would tell me.
Leo: Erica, Blanca's one of the first real friends I've ever had. She trusts me, and it feels good. I don't want to jeopardize that.

Bianca: Did you get my mom to change her mind?
Leo: Uh -- the camera's going to love you.
Bianca: You know, Mom, people are going to accuse you of nepotism.
Erica: It's not as if you haven't been involved before. I mean, you helped design the teen line, and it was very successful, and you had a very good time.
Bianca: But that was different. It was behind the scenes.

Man: Ms. Kane, hi. I hope I'm not late.
Erica: Hi, Oscar. No, not at all. Oscar, this is Leo du Pres. You know Bianca.
Leo: How you doing, Oscar?
Erica: Oscar's one of our staff photographers. He's here to take candid shots.
Bianca: Now? Why?
Erica: Buzz. We can't possibly have a successful campaign without buzz.
Oscar: Ok, you guys just act natural. Do whatever it is you were doing before I got here, all right?
Leo: Ok, all right.
Erica: Exactly. Just forget Oscar's here. Just be yourself.
Oscar: Great. I love it. Smile, smile. Come on.
Leo: You want me to put my arm around her?
Oscar: Yeah, that's great. That's great. I love it.
Erica: So, as I said, we have so much ground to cover and so little time to do it. And of course I'm going to expect professionalism, but I guarantee you're going to have the most exciting time of your whole life.
Oscar: Ok, Leo, I love how you came over here next to Bianca. Why don't you -- stay there. Stay there. Get in real close. Nice and cozy. Both arms. Go ahead.
Erica: Love that.
Oscar: Oh, that's beautiful. Don't move. Don't move. That -- oh, that's a cover shot.
Erica: Oh, that's great.
Oscar: Wonderful.

Greenlee: Erica.
Erica: Sorry, Greenlee, we're in the middle of something.
Greenlee: Oh, this won't take long. It's about Leo.
Leo: Oscar, could you take some mother-daughter shots? I'll be back in just a minute. What are you doing?

Greenlee: Erica has a right to know that you stole $1 million from my grandfather, especially since you're playing footsie with Bianca.
Leo: Oh, you are so out of line, again. You need a muzzle.
Greenlee: Erica should know she's harboring a thief.
Leo: No, this has nothing to do with anybody but you and me, ok?
Greenlee: What about my grandfather? He's letting you keep the million if you dump me and leave the country, right? So what the hell are you still doing in town? Oh, did I interrupt your bon voyage party?
Leo: I'm not going anywhere.
Greenlee: Oh. That's so like you to make a deal and then welch on it.
Leo: Greenlee, I turned down your grandfather's offer.
Leo: Here -- wipe the egg off your face.
Greenlee: Why didn't you tell me?
Leo: Because you were too busy flipping out, Greenlee. All I could do was duck and cover.
Greenlee: If I had known --
Leo: No, you should have trusted me, but you were too busy throwing a temper tantrum.
Greenlee: Now you're blaming me? Leo, you used my grandfather's money to snow me.
Leo: At least I can admit that I made a mistake. Why can't you do the same? Why is it so easy for you to believe that I'm a money-grubbing gigolo? I have to go.
Greenlee: Hey, why is it so easy for you to walk away?
Leo: I learned something -- love is about trust. And you blew it big time.
Greenlee: Leo, I'm sorry. Really. I had no idea.
Leo: You know, you sound sincere, but you're probably faking. Isn't that your specialty?

Erica: Leo, we cannot have these dramas with Greenlee interrupting the campaign. I mean, you understand that, don't you?
Leo: Not a problem.
Bianca: Since when? Are you ok?
Leo: Yeah, peachy.

Shannon: Bianca! Hi, Leo.
Heather: Hey.
Bianca: Hi.
Mindy: What's going on?
Erica: Bianca, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?
Bianca: Yeah. This is Shannon and Heather and Mindy.
Heather: Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
Erica: Nice to meet you. I'm very happy to meet Blanca's new friends.
Leo: So, how was the game, ladies?
Shannon: Our fourth called in sick. Do you play?
Erica: Oh, Bianca is a natural. Go on, Honey. Go play. We're done here.
Bianca: I don't have a racket.
Mindy: Oh, that's ok. I have another in my car.
Bianca: I haven't played in a really long time.
Leo: She's so modest that's one of the things I love about her. But the reason why she can't play is because she's nursing a really pesky tennis elbow right now.
Shannon: Really?
Leo: Yeah. You know, she played with Venus and Serena.
Shannon: Oh, my God.
Leo: Yeah, they wouldn't let her off the court. Now they want a rematch.
Heather: You know Venus and Serena? Oh, my God.

Adam: Am I crazy? Don't think so. The crazy just walked out that door. Winifred?
Winifred: Yes, Mr. Chandler?
Adam: I want you to get the master bedroom and the nursery ready. Liza and Colby are moving back in tonight.
Winifred: Oh, that is just the best news. I'm so happy that -- I will go do that.
Liza: Winifred? I'm not moving back in.
Adam: Tomorrow, then.
Liza: I'm not moving back.
Adam: Winifred, Mrs. Chandler is --
Liza: Colby.
Adam: Will be returning -- will be returning?
Liza: Mr. Chandler is obviously very confused.
Adam: Liza. We talked about you moving back in before we found out Arlene was pregnant. Now she's not pregnant. What's the problem?
Liza: I'm not going to be bullied. I'm not going to be told to do what it is that you want me to do.
Adam: Uh -- Winifred, that'll be -- that's all. Thank you.
Winifred: Yes, sir.

Adam: Would you like to expand on this premise?
Liza: Adam, Arlene may be gone, but the damage is done. We can't turn back time and make believe that none of this ever happened.
Adam: Oh, Liza.
Liza: And like I said to you before, we need to take it slowly.
Adam: Liza --
Liza: You have to get divorce papers signed, and then we will see.
Adam: Is this some sort of game?
Liza: No. It is definitely not a game. It is the only way we have a chance.

David: Jake attacked me professionally. I overreacted. He overreacted.
Dixie: And that's when he attacked you?
David: Yes. And your husband joined in. I had to defend myself.
Dixie: So you're the victim?
David: What I said to Jake was wrong, but you know there's always been bad blood between us.
Dixie: That's your excuse?
David: It's the truth. Somebody has to stand up for it.
Dixie: You're so full of it. You know how many times you have said that to me? About the Colby thing, about the whole Dimitri fiasco. And I have listened to you, and I believed you. I mean, come on, that makes me such a sap.
David: You're one of the few people I trust enough to tell the truth to.
Dixie: No. That's not true because you only do it when it serves your needs. You manipulated me just like you manipulate everybody else. Do you know tad has warned me about you so many times? And I defended you. I said that you're not the mutant everybody said that you were. Well, funny, funny story, huh? The joke's on me.
David: Don't leave like this, Dixie.
Dixie: Watch me.

[Gillian speaks Hungarian]

David: Speak English, Gillian.
Gillian: You evil man. You had no right to say those things to Jake. You know, you're not a healer, you're a destroyer.
Dixie: Whoa, whoa, hold on. That's not necessary.
Gillian: No, no, no. You weren't there. You didn't see Jake's face. You horrible, hateful man. You know, you don't deserve to live.
David: You know something, Gillian? I'm getting tired of people using me as a punching bag. I'm calling security.
Dixie: Oh, come on. That is not necessary.
Gillian: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? You attack an injured man, but you're afraid of me? You coward!
David: I said I was sorry, Gillian!
Gillian: You're such a coward!
Dixie: Stop it! He's not worth it! Stop it, stop it. Please. Just go.

Adam: Liza, we could start our future right now. Come on. Come back, and I'll prove it to you.
Liza: Your persistence is one of your charms. Why don't you call me when you're not a married man.

Adam: Oh.
Ryan: Liza. Hello. You coming? Going?
Liza: I don't know anymore. I'm going. I'm going. What are you doing?
Ryan: Business.
Liza: Oh. What else?
Ryan: You realize if this IPO goes as planned, you will have a lot more money than you have now. And so will I.
Liza: Money isn't everything.
Ryan: It is to me.
Liza: Ryan, don't -- never mind. I'll see you later.

Adam: What do you want?
Ryan: I'm here to make a deal with you, Adam.

Adrian: This game isn't all about muscle, young lady. Look there. It's all in the wrist. It's about strategy, about placement. Not only did you win the game, but you won my heart.
Tina: What do I get for winning?
Adrian: What do you want?
Tina: A romantic weekend. Just the two of us.
No S.O.S., no spy missions, and the only incredible dream in sight -- our own.
Adrian: Don't tempt me. Listen, until incredibledreams goes public, I'm a company man 24/7. Hey, hey, hey -- how about a rain check?
Tina: Sure.
Adrian: Listen, I got to go talk to one of Ryan's flacks. It's a publicity guy, all right? I'll call you later.
Tina: Wait, wait. One more.
Adrian: One more? Ok, got to go.
Tina: Ok. Bye.
Adrian: One more.

Girl: You've got to help us!
Second girl: Please!
Tina: What's wrong?
Girl: We heard screams coming from the cabin in the woods.
Second girl: Everyone knows it's haunted.
Tina: Is this a prank?
Girl: No, I swear. It's bad. Someone's being tortured. Maybe by a ghost.
Tina: Kelly, come on.
Girl: Or a maniac on the loose. You've got to do something. We're not kidding.
Tina: Ok, ok. Let's go check it out.

Mindy: See, Blanca's a brainer, but all the guys think she's a total Betty.
Leo: That's a good thing.
Heather: It's too bad she can't come to the Halloween party tonight. All the A-list kids will be there.
Erica: Oh, do you all have dates?
Shannon: I'm going with the captain of the soccer team.
Erica: Oh.
Mindy: Marcus only asked you because Bianca didn't want to go with him. Heather: And he's a hotty. But he's no way as mature as Blanca's boyfriend.
Erica: Bianca, did you turn down a date for the dance?
Leo: Bianca and I are exclusive. Marcus is out of luck.
Bianca: I'm grounded, remember, Mom?
Mindy: Well, we better get going..
Bianca: I'm grounded, remember, Mom?
Mindy: Well, we better get going, or we're going to miss the court.
Shannon: Yeah. See you, Bianca.
Mindy: Bye.
Bianca: Bye.
Heather: Nice to meet you.
Erica: Nice meeting you.

Erica: Well, Honey, when I grounded you, I didn't know about the dance. I would have relaxed the rules.
Bianca: Let me get this straight -- a date is my get-out-of-jail-free card?
Erica: I'm reasonable.
Bianca: Whoa, whoa. Any date anytime I'm grounded, or only if it's with the captain of the soccer team?
Erica: Honey, this is a special occasion.
Bianca: No, it's not, Mom. It's the Halloween dance. It's, like, totally lame.
Erica: But it's really important that you meet new people.
Bianca: I've had my fill of parties.
Erica: Well, this is one you're not going to miss.
Bianca: I can't go without a date.
Erica: But it seems that you have a date. A very mature one, right?

Brooke: Now, I tell you, we had so many trick-or-treaters last year, we ran out of candy by 9:00, So I wanted to make sure that we are ready.
Becca: Well, we might be unless I eat it all first.
Brooke: Or I do. Oh, you know Roberta, the little girl in the after-school program, does she still collect stamps?
Becca: Oh, yeah, she's obsessed.
Brooke: Oh, great, because I got a letter from Laura last week, so tell Roberta these are from China, the stamps.
Becca: She's going to love this.
Brooke: Good.
Becca: It is so weird that your adopted child has the same name as the one you lost.
Brooke: Well, you know, Laura was a runaway, and she sort of came into my life when -- anyway, it was sort of a miracle. And the fact that she had the same name -- it was a sign, you know?
Becca: Kind of like a daughter to replace --
Brooke: No, it wasn't like that.
Becca: Oh, I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.
Brooke: I don't want to talk about it, Becca. You're very young. How could you possibly know what it's like to lose a child?
Becca: I know the anger and pain I felt when my brother Robby died.
Brooke: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap at you.
Becca: It's ok. You've suffered a lot. But you're not the only one. You know, Rev. Freeman --
Brooke: Becca --
Becca: I just -- I have to say this. He did a horrible thing, but he is not a terrible man.
Brooke: What he did cost my daughter her life, and there's no excuse for drinking and driving ever.
Becca: No, I'm not trying to defend him --
Brooke: He's a monster. And it's never going to change what happened. Please don't bring it up again.
Becca: I'm sorry. I'm going to go -- go back and clean the mess in the refrigerator.
Brooke: Ok.

Bianca: Mom, the only reason that I told those girls that Leo was my boyfriend was to get them off my case.
Erica: Well, now your boyfriend can take you to the dance.
Bianca: Yeah, right, like Leo wants to baby-sit me at a high school party.
Leo: Come on, Bianca. It'll be a kick. I never really did the typical teenage stuff, so I don't know if I can be much help.
Bianca: You don't have to do this.
Leo: Come on, Bianca, it'll be fun. Halloween is a laid-back night. We'll put on some costumes, eat some candy, and listen to some music. What do you say?
Bianca: Do I have a choice?

Woodruff: Greenlee? Greenlee. Are you all right?
Greenlee: You're in big trouble.
Woodruff: I am?
Greenlee: Last night you let me totally vent at Leo. I was a complete idiot.
Woodruff: Well, it wasn't one of your finer moments.
Greenlee: Why didn't you tell me that he refused the money? Now he's dumped me, and it's all your fault.
Woodruff: Oh, my dear, it's your fault. If you'd had faith in your young man, you wouldn't have been so quick to condemn him.
Greenlee: But I heard --
Woodruff: You heard wrong. And you immediately jumped to the wrong conclusion. That boy's crazy about you.
Greenlee: Not anymore.
Woodruff: Well, his feelings are hurt, but he'll come around. You know, when I first met Leo, I had my doubts, but I like him. And he doesn't put up with your nonsense.
Greenlee: You really think I can get him back?
Woodruff: Well, if it was me, I'd give you a second chance.
Greenlee: I hope you're right.

Leo -- Leo -- wait a minute. I made a mistake. Trust is a new concept for me. I messed up. I let you down. I'm sorry.
Leo: I'd love to stay and chat, Greenlee, but I have to return this bag, so --
Greenlee: Isn't forgiveness just as important as trust? Come on. Say you'll forgive me. Let's try again. I won't mess up this time, I promise.
Leo: Sorry, I don't have the stamina.
Greenlee: We can have a romantic dinner -- your favorite food, your favorite wine, candles. Just the two of us. And happy.
Leo: Gee, Greenlee. Dinner with you sounds about as appetizing as walking on hot coals. Besides, I already told Bianca that I'd go to her Halloween party.

Adam: I can't imagine me buying anything you're selling.
Ryan: I'm not selling.
Adam: Then why the heavy pitch?
Ryan: I need you.
Adam: And what for, I wonder. You don't even like me.
Ryan: Well, that doesn't mean that I don't admire you, Adam. You started with nothing, and now Wall Street watches every single move that you make.
Adam: I should be flattered that you want to be Adam Chandler when you grow up? You're nothing but an upstart with a business card and a terrible haircut.
Ryan: I built incredibledreams.com from the bones up.
Adam: Yeah, with Chandler Enterprises' funds.
Ryan: And all of my sweat.
Adam: Yeah, which reminds me, aren't there charges of embezzlement against you?
Ryan: Charges were dropped. How about you, Adam? Any charges against you for destroying the Col-Mar Tower?
Adam: What do you want?
Ryan: More than I've got. I hired a PR firm to handle the basic stuff, but that's not quite enough to hook the real sophisticated investors.
Adam: Oh, so that's where I come in.
Ryan: Yes. Dot-com IPO's aren't what they used to be, Adam. If I want it to really break out, I need a power investor with a lot of clout.
Adam: The fine art of influence peddling. You're a quick study.
Ryan: I'm very determined.
Adam: Yes. So you want me to endorse your company and put in a good word with the right people?
Ryan: Yes, that's the idea.
Adam: Not interested. Don't need the money and don't have the time.
Ryan: What if my company could make your most incredible dream come true?

Gillian: Seeing David go after Jake like that, I just couldn't keep quiet.
Dixie: I understand. I would have liked to have gotten a couple shots in myself.
Gillian: You know, I just don't understand it. When is he ever going to be punished? He's done such horrible things to so many people.
Dixie: I know, I know. Look, he's just going to have to live with himself. That's just going to be punishment enough.
Gillian: He is the most malicious man I've ever known. How can you work with someone so inhuman?
Dixie: I just thought that there was a side to David that was salvageable, ok? I was wrong. I never should have gotten involved with him in any way. Oh, my God. What happened?
Gillian: Well, after everybody had left, an ad came on with Ryan, and Jake snapped.
Dixie: And he broke the TV? My God.
Gillian: I just -- I don't know what to do. I want Jake to know that to me, he's still a man, he's the bravest, strongest man I've ever known. But when I try to tell him that, I just make things worse. What should I do, Dixie?
Dixie: I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know. I know that Jake is a kind, strong, proud, stubborn Martin. All you can do is love him and know that underneath all his anger and frustration that he loves you, too.
Gillian: Well, I just seem to make such a mess of it.
Dixie: No, you're fine. Look, let me tell you a little secret about the Martin men, ok? They are very high-maintenance, but they are worth it. Ok, give me a hug. Come on, it's going to be ok. It's going to be ok. Ok, I have to go clean out my desk. I'll see you later.

Erica: Young Enchantment couple at a Halloween party. Maybe I should call Oscar and have him go with you.
Bianca: Mom --
Leo: Erica, forget it. We're not on duty every waking moment. Erica: Ok. Well, let's brainstorm up the costumes, then, ok? What if you go as a princess and you're the frog?
Bianca: No way.
Leo: Thanks a lot.
Erica: You're not going to make this easy for me, are you? Ok. Well, how about Samson and Delilah?
Leo: Well, it beats Salome and John the Baptist with his head on a platter.
Erica: I know. I have an idea.
Leo: No, no, no. How about this? How about I give you a dollar if you stop?
Erica: Ok. I won't stop, but I'll take the dollar.

Greenlee: He turned me down. I made one teensy little mistake.
Woodruff: You may not want to hear this, but there's nothing wrong with giving Leo and yourself some time apart to consider your feelings.
Greenlee: While he's off bobbing for apples with that teenybopper?
Woodruff: Now, Greenlee, don't do anything rash.
Greenlee: I'm not going to just sit around and wait, Gramps. I'm going back to high school.

Becca: Look who's here.
Brooke: Aunt Phoebe. What a nice surprise. How are you?
Phoebe: Well, it's a day for surprises. Thank you, Becca, dear.
Becca: No problem.
Brooke: So, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Well, haven't you been paying attention? I have a surprise for you.
Brooke: Oh, don't tell me it's another "How To Meet Men" book, is it?
Phoebe: Much, much better than that.
Brooke: Laura. Honey!

Adam: You're offering me a dream? I can buy any dream I want.
Ryan: If money could buy dreams, Adam, then tell me, please, why are you so miserable?
Adam: You want me to give you a dream? Tell you what. Turn back the clock back to the time when Liza and I were happy together. Make my ex-wife see that we have a future.
Ryan: I couldn't do it for myself, but I would be very happy to do it for you.
Adam: Ryan, go away.
Ryan: If I can turn back the clock and I can make your dream happen, do we have a deal?
Adam: See what you can do. Then I'll let you know.

[Knock on door]

Dixie: David?
Dixie: Excuse me.
David: How's Gillian?
Dixie: Like you care?
David: Dixie, I apologized for what happened. I didn't mean to create --
Dixie: Yes, you did. Because you know deep in your heart that you will never be the man that Jake is. No matter what you do or how hard you try, Jake will always be more of a man that you will ever be.
David: You don't really believe that, do you?
Dixie: Don't ever touch me again.

Jake: Your shift's over. Why are you still here?
Gillian: I was just getting ready to leave, but I thought maybe we could --

Tina: Oh, Jake. Thank God.
Jake: What's wrong?
Tina: Something terrible has happened.
You have to come with me. Hurry.
Gillian: Wait, I'm coming with you


! ON THE NEXT - - - ALL MY CHILDREN

Tina: We have to get her to the hospital.
Jake: Well, there's no time for that. This baby's not waiting.

Leo: She's playing hard to get. I'd go get her before somebody else does.

Bianca: I just noticed that there are no men in this bar, only women.