Gillian: Hi.
Jake: Wow.
Hi.
You --
I need to change.
Gillian: Why?
Jake: "Why?"
Because --
look at me and look at you.
I mean, I didn't realize this
was going to be such a classy --
Gillian: No.
Oh, no. No.
No, it's --
the tiara -- only wore it
to show it off a little.
Jake: As you should.
So, where should we show it off?
You want to go to BJ'S,
S.O.S. --
Gillian: Well, I was thinking
more of a place that we could
totally have to ourselves.
Jake: Hmm.
The Valley Inn?
A private dining room
or something?
Gillian: Well, why go so far?
Jake: Here?
Gillian: Don't worry.
I brought some atmosphere.
Jake: Wow.
Jake: What about the food?
Are we going to order in,
or you got a waiter in he
that's going to do the job?
Gillian: You're close.
I cooked.
Jake: You cooked.
[Music plays]
Gillian: I made an
all-American dinner for you.
Jake: Did you?
[Becca remembers…..]
Scott: But we both put
so much work into it.
Becca: Oh, but you
and Greenlee put a lot more work
into your tape at UCLA.
Is this a sequel?
I mean, were you taping last
night at the cabin?
Were the cameras rolling when
you and Greenlee made love?
Dixie: Incoming.
Hello.
What did that tape ever do
to you?
Becca: It's Scott's
documentary.
Dixie: Ah.
And I see Scott isn't here
to throw against the wall.
Becca: Exactly.
Dixie: Hmm.
Becca: I'm on to him now,
and I'm so not going to waste
another minute on him.
Dixie: Mm-hmm. Becca --
Becca: You know what?
I'm not even going to waste
another second here
in Pine Valley.
Dixie: What?
Becca: I'm going home
to Pigeon Hollow.
Dixie: You're not going
anywhere.
Greenlee: This place is a lot
like a club I go to in New York.
Scott: Yeah.
Becca and I shot some great
stuff here.
Some of the best stuff
in the documentary.
Greenlee: Isn't that special.
Tad: Thanks for meeting me
down here.
Adrian: Oh, no problem.
Listen, was there anything
in particular you wanted
to discuss?
Tad: No.
But I thought that after all
the help you gave me finding
junior, the least I could do was
buy you a beer.
Adrian: That's not necessary.
Not that I'm complaining.
So tell me, how is Junior?
Tad: He's ok.
The nightmares have stopped.
But you know, knowing Adam,
I can't help but think that
the fallout just started.
If I had a free shot at that man
for every time I thought he'd
gone too far, he'd be
in the hospital right now.
I don't think he can help
himself.
Mateo: Hey.
How you doing, guys?
Tad: What's up?
Mateo: Hey, how did Hayley's
audition go?
Tad: She was credible.
You should have seen her.
Mateo: Yeah?
So she got the job?
Tad: Absolutely.
Mateo: Good. Good.
Because she was really happy
about this.
I mean, you should have seen
her face light up when
she talked about it.
Tad: Well, she lit up
the studio, too.
Listen, I'm going to go and call
Dixie, see if she's going
to join us down here, ok?
Adrian: Cool.
Mateo: See you later.
So do you think maybe I should
call her and congratulate her?
Adrian: I think maybe
you should go the extra step.
Take the lady some flowers.
I'm sure the owner will
understand.
Mateo: You're so brilliant.
Tina: Mateo, I thought
you said you were going to give
Hayley some space.
Mateo: I am. I'm just going to, you know,
congratulate her on her new gig.
Tina: Why don't you just send
her a telegram.
Mateo: Thanks, man.
Adrian: Anytime.
Tina: Send her an e-mail.
Mateo, flowers are not neutral.
Adrian: What's it to you?
Ryan: When I said someplace
private, I kind of meant my
someplace private.
Hayley: And what's
the matter?
You don't want to spend
the night here with
Uncle Porkchop and Janet
and Amanda?
Ryan: Not really.
No. No.
Hayley: Well, that's good.
Because they're away
for the night, and we have
the whole place to ourselves.
Ryan: Really?
Hayley: Mm-hmm.
Ryan: Well, that sounds --
well, dangerous.
Hayley: Mm-hmm.
Tad: Scott, hey.
Pull up a stool.
Scott: I can't.
I just came by to say hi.
Tad: Hi.
Scott: So, how's Becca?
Tad: Oh, she's -- she's fine,
as far as I know.
Scott: Good.
That's good.
Tad: Which leads me to ask
the question, if you're
so concerned about the
well-being of the lovely
Miss Tyree, how come you walked
in with Ms. Smythe?
Scott: Oh, we just came here
to get a bite to eat.
Tad: Really?
Adrian: Right.
Scott: Yeah.
Besides, just because I'm not
still with Becca doesn't mean
I can't still be interested
in how she's doing, does it?
Tad: No.
No, like I said, Becca's just
fine.
Scott: Good.
Tad: Now, Greenlee over
there -- she's another story.
If I were you, I would not
travel too far afield.
She --
she looks like she's rather
high-maintenance.
Adrian: Amen to that one.
Becca: Was Tad on the phone?
Is everything ok?
Dixie: Everything's peachy.
Don't change the subject.
Becca, come on.
You're too happy here.
You've made a lot of good
friends, you know?
I, for one, would be lost
without you.
Becca: So that's your reason
to keep me here?
Dixie: Well --
come on.
I thought you were building
a life here.
I mean, it would be a shame
to throw all that away just
because, you know, you had
the impulse, just because you're
scared.
Becca: I'm not scared.
Dixie: You're not scared.
Listen to me.
Do you remember when Archie
Goodyear got hit by lightning?
You know, you were about
4 years old.
Becca: Oh, I definitely
remember that.
Dixie: Yeah. And you've been scared
of thunder ever since.
Becca: Yes, but I manage.
Dixie: Yeah, you do manage.
You do more than manage.
We had that big electrical storm
back in Pigeon Hollow
a while ago.
Do you remember?
A couple years ago?
Becca: I definitely remember
that.
Dixie: Well, I remember
you had to get Junior over
to Mrs. Bowditch's place so that
he and Tucker could work
on their science project.
Now, Junior was afraid.
He didn't want to go
because of the storm.
And I remember you talking
to him throughout that whole
storm.
You put on shoes, putting on all
his rain gear while the storm
was going on outside.
You were telling him how common
storms were, how he didn't have
to worry, that nobody would get
hurt.
As long as we all took
the proper precautions,
everything would be fine.
Becca: So I lied to a little
child.
Dixie: No, you didn't lie.
You just didn't show him
your fears.
Now, Scott's kind of like that
big electrical storm, I think.
So don't run away, you know?
Be strong.
You're strong, girl.
Wait it out.
Becca: I don't know, Dixie.
It's not really about what I'm
leaving behind, it's what I'm
going home to.
You know, I hung out with Scott
because I thought he
and I shared the same values.
I was way off base.
I don't know.
It's just like people
in Pigeon Hollow -- we think
the same ways and --
I don't know.
I don't want to hang out
with anybody who is going to be
casual with their bodies
or their feelings.
Dixie: You don't think
there's anybody like that here?
Becca: Not that I've met.
And I'm not going to change
myself just so I can socialize
in Pine Valley.
Dixie: Oh, there's no reason
that you should have to.
Look, just because the first
prince that you kissed turned
into a big, ugly toad doesn't
an that there aren't plenty
of good guys around.
Becca: Well, if there are,
I think they're taken.
Dixie: Well, maybe you just
need to get out more, you know?
Meet a couple more people
your own age.
Something like that.
I have an idea.
I'm supposed to go to
S.O.S. Tonight to meet Tad
and Adrian.
Maybe you could come with me,
you know?
We'll get all dressed up
and have some fun.
Becca: I don't know.
I just --
Dixie: No.
Say yes.
Say yes, say yes, say yes.
Becca: Ok.
Dixie: Ok.
Jake: Does that bag have
a bottom to it?
Gillian: I'll be right back.
Make yourself comfortable.
Jake: Ok.
Jake: I didn't know you were
so well-versed in American
cuisine.
Or did Myrtle help you?
Gillian: No.
My grandmother did.
Jake: Eugenia?
Wow. I didn't know she liked American
food.
Gillian: She loves it.
If she could, she would have
cheeseburgers every day.
But not to worry.
I made us something more
sophisticated.
After we have a dunk.
Jake: A dunk?
Gillian: Dunk.
You dunk vegetables into this.
I made it.
It's honey Dijon.
Jake: Yes.
That carrot looks pretty good.
I'll try that.
Jake: It's unusual, actually.
Interesting.
Gillian: Yeah.
I had to be a little creative.
Jake: Why?
Gillian: See, I followed
the recipe exactly, except it
didn't have any honey.
Jake: That's kind
of essential when you're making
a honey Dijon dunk.
Gillian: But it wasn't
a problem because I just used
molasses instead.
Hayley: Holy cow.
Ryan: Yeah.
What you said.
I have imagined this more times
than I'm going to admit
right now.
Hayley: Well, it's not like
the thought hasn't exactly
crossed my mind before,
either, you know.
Ryan: Look, Hayley, I know
I don't have the best track
record.
Hayley: Yeah.
So you keep telling me.
Ryan: I've been told by a lot
of ticked-off women that I --
I don't do close very well.
Hayley: Well, people who grow
up in alcoholic families
never do.
Ryan: Yeah.
The thing is that I don't feel
that way with you.
At least not anymore.
Something's changed.
Something huge, I think.
Hayley: I feel the same way.
I feel like you're not the same
person you were six months ago,
and neither am I.
Ryan: And I know you want
your breathing room,
and I respect that.
I do.
Well, at least I'm trying
to respect that.
But --
Hayley: What?
Ryan: I'm finding it very
difficult to keep my distance
from you.
I want more.
Actually I want less and more.
Hayley: What does that mean?
Ryan: It means that I want
less distance between us
and more of you.
Tina: [Transylvanian accent]
I don't drink wine.
I drink blood.
Tad: That's not a bad Adam
Chandler impersonation.
Tina: [Normal voice]
Adam?
What?
I'm trying out Halloween masks.
I'm Dracula.
Adrian: Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't buy it.
Tina: Forget you guys.
Adrian: Might want to try
driving a stake through
Chandler's heart.
Tad: I don't think it would
work.
Adam hasn't got a heart.
Becca: Oh, look.
There they are.
Let's go join them.
Dixie: Ah.
Great idea.
Gillian: Sit.
Jake: Oh, very good.
Nice. Ah.
Gillian: Baked steak,
sweet potatoes,
Peruvian beans.
Jake: The beans are gray.
I haven't seen gray beans
before.
Gillian: Well, maybe I didn't
cook them long enough.
Lima beans.
That's what they are.
Lima beans.
Jake: Oh.
Gillian: Yeah.
Jake: No, they're cooked.
They're plenty cooked.
They look good.
Jake: Ah, yes.
Yes.
Gillian: You know,
somebody at the hospital taught
me how to toast.
Jake: Was it a detox patient?
Gillian: Yes.
Down the hatch.
Jake: Down the hatch.
Mmm.
I want to make a toast.
To you, for arranging this
lovely evening.
Very thoughtful.
To this -- this good food,
and to you.
To your sweet self.
Gillian: Thank you, Jake.
Jake: Thank you.
Ok.
Gillian: Well, bon appetite.
Jake: This detox patient --
was he kind of unusual?
Did you notice anything strange
about him?
Gillian: Well, he was very
funny, and he had a lot
of tattoos.
And he could quote Shakespeare.
Jake: Yeah, that's him.
He would always come
to the hospital with a cat.
Gillian: A cat?
Jake: Yeah.
Gillian: A real cat?
Like, a live cat?
Jake: Yeah, it was real.
Gillian: Wow.
Huh.
Oh, no.
Jake: What?
Gillian: Forgot the steak
knives.
Just wait right here.
Jake: Fine.
Not going anywhere.
Good Lord.
Jake: Thanks.
I don't think I'll need them.
This looks like a tender steak.
Jake: How's the salad?
Looks delicious.
Gillian: Yeah.
The dressing's already on it.
Jake: I'll give it a shot.
Mmm.
Boy, it smells good.
Mmm.
It's delicious.
What kind of dressing is this?
Gillian: Oh, you're probably
tasting the anchovies.
Jake: Anchovies?
Gillian: Mm-hmm.
Jake: Did you use a lot
of anchovies?
Gillian: Yeah.
They were really small, so --
why? What's wrong?
Jake: Oh, no.
No, I'm just a little allergic.
Gillian: Oh.
Gosh.
How allergic?
Jake: Anaphylactic shock kind
of allergic.
Hayley: I want more, too.
I mean, maybe I'm not as sure
as you are, but that's just be--
Hayley: What was I saying?
Ryan: I can't keep trying
to be objective about every
little thing that happens
between us.
I have to think less about what
I feel and act on it more.
This feels right.
I don't know what it means,
exactly.
I don't really care what it
means.
I just know that --
Hayley: Ryan.
Ryan: What?
Hayley: You want to go up
to my room?
Ryan: Yeah.
I think that's a very good idea.
Hayley: Just -- just give me
a couple minutes to make sure
there's nothing mortifying
hanging around on my floor.
Ryan: Oh, I'm not going to be
looking at your floor.
Hayley: Just -- really,
I'm serious.
Just give me a couple
of minutes.
Ryan: Ok. Ok.
Hayley: Ok?
Ryan: Don't take too long.
Hayley: I won't.
I promise.
[Knock on door]
Gillian: Jake, I am so sorry.
I mean, really --
Jake: I'll be fine.
I will be fine.
Don't worry.
Gillian: Are you sure?
Jake: Yes. Yes. Yes.
I just need to take a minute
here.
I probably shouldn't eat
anything more.
My throat might constrict
or something.
Gillian: You mean your throat
could actually close up?
Jake: I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
Relax.
Gillian: I'm just going
to clear this up.
Gillian: Jake? Um --
Jake: I'm sorry.
Um --
I hate sweet potatoes.
Gillian: You should have just
told me.
You're always so honest with me.
Jake: I know, I know.
Gillian: Do you also hate
steak?
Jake: No. Steak --
Gillian, I have a confession
to make.
I -- I think that you're
beautiful.
Gillian: You do?
Jake: Yes.
Gillian: Is there anything
else you want to confess, maybe?
Jake: I think that you're
very kind and gentle and very
funny.
Gillian: And?
Jake: And I just think that
you're a very bad cook.
Gillian: Jake, I thought
you liked my cooking.
You liked the fried chick peas
I made, very much, that I made
on the fourth of July picnic.
Jake: The fried chick peas --
I loved the idea behind them.
They're just not the distinctive
American dish you think
they are.
Gillian: They -- they are.
Jake: No.
Fried chicken is big
on fourth of July, not
the chick peas.
Gillian: Did I get anything
else wrong?
Jake: The steak -- most
people like it grilled,
not baked.
Gillian: I wanted tonight
to be special, and instead
I poisoned you and I made
you suffer through this awful
meal.
Jake: No, it is special.
It is.
No, no.
Next time we'll just --
Gillian: Next time?
Jake: Yes. Yes.
Listen to me.
Next time, we'll go out
or we'll order in.
All right?
Gillian: All right.
I did make some dessert, though.
Tad: Tina, this is my friend
Becca Tyree.
Becca: Hi.
Tina: Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Tad: And this lovely thing is
my wife, Dixie.
Dixie: Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Tina: Thank you.
You, too.
Dixie: New faces already,
huh?
Becca: You know what?
I'll be right back.
Becca: Don't bother.
I just thought it would be silly
to play some dumb game all night
and pretend like I didn't see
you here.
So I thought I'd come over
and say hi and --
well, I hope you have a really
good time this evening.
Greenlee: How magnanimous.
Becca: Well, I just -- I know
I intend to have a good time.
Adrian: Tina.
Tina: Hey.
Adrian: So, why don't
you tell me what's up
with you and Mateo.
Tina: Up?
Nothing's up with me and Mateo.
He's my boss, and I appreciate
it when someone goes out
of their way for me.
You know, Mateo gave me a job
and a place to stay till I get
settled.
Adrian: Hmm.
A place to stay?
Tina: Clean up your
imagination.
I'm staying in his ex-wife's
condo.
Adrian: I didn't make any
presumptions.
Tina: Please.
You've been making a whole
truckload of them.
You know, my advice to Mateo was
based on the fact that he said
he was going to stay away
from Blondie.
Now, I believed him.
If Hayley believed him,
too, him showing up
on her doorstep with flowers
in the middle of the night isn't
such a great idea.
Is it?
Mateo: I came by to see
Hayley.
Ryan: Yeah.
Now's not a great time.
I can tell her you were here.
Mateo: Yeah.
Well, I think she can decide
for herself who she wants to see
and when she sees them,
you know?
Ryan: Yeah.
Well, I thought you said
you were going to keep
your distance.
Mateo: I just came
by to congratulate her
on her new job.
Ryan: Today you did.
What's it going to be tomorrow?
Mateo: Why don't you ease up?
Why don't you ease up, huh?
Ryan: I'll ease up when
you back off like you said
you were going to.
Mateo: Very protective
of you, huh?
Does it make it easier
for you to manipulate
the situation now?
Ryan: All right.
Why don't we stop talking around
what this is really about.
I am through fighting how I feel
about Hayley.
I've been honest with her,
and she's cool with it.
So I know, she knows, and now
you know.
Do you need me to make it any
clearer than that?
Dixie: Oh, sweetie.
This doesn't make any sense.
I mean, why would Liza sell
her part of the station?
How many shares?
Tad: I have no idea.
But I'm not comfortable
with this.
I mean, two days ago, I knew
exactly who I worked for.
Now I've got to answer to some
techno geek out of
Silicon Valley?
What if he hates
"The Cutting Edge"?
What if he wants to turn it
into some forum for
technophiles -- you know,
like Adrian.
Dixie: Even if this made good
business sense, which it
doesn't, I'm sure Liza would
never let anybody else have
a say in your show.
Greenlee: I can come
and visit you in New York every
weekend and show you my favorite
clubs and the best cafes.
Scott: I don't know, Greens.
That's not really my lifestyle,
you know?
I'm going to be working
my butt off.
I'm not going to have time to,
you know, go hit the town.
Greenlee: Yeah, well,
you're going to have to go
to movies and screenings.
There are tons of really
well-connected people I can
introduce you to.
Tina: This place has gotten
too mellow.
Hey, help me liven up
the joint.
Come dance with me.
Adrian: Oh, cool.
Let's go.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
Becca: Come on, Dixie.
Dix.
Come on, Tad.
Come dance.
Tad: No, no.
I'm afraid I weasel.
Dixie: Tad, come on.
Tad: No, you guys go.
[Music plays]
Gillian: Are you ok?
Jake: Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Gillian: Well, you look
a little beery-eyed.
Jake: Oh, my.
You have birds' nests
with whipped cream.
Gillian: It is birds' nests.
It's called Madertej.
Jake: Hmm.
Gillian: Jake, I promise
I won't make you eat it
if you don't like it,
but you have to at least
just try.
Jake: I will.
I will, I will.
It looks delicious.
Gillian: Here.
Jake: Oh, my God.
Gillian: I swear there's
no anchovies in it.
Jake: No, it's delicious.
Have you tried it?
Gillian: No.
Jake: And you made this?
Gillian: Yes.
Jake: All right.
Gillian: Mmm.
Jake: Uh-huh.
Gillian: Mmm.
Jake: Mm-hmm.
Gillian: Really good.
Jake: Oh.
Gillian: Mmm. Mmm.
I'm going to have some more.
Jake: Yes, you are.
Gillian: Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm.
Mateo: Well, at least you're
telling the truth these days,
Ryan.
See, but I knew the whole time
you were out to get her.
Ryan: "Get her"?
Get her.
It's not like she's a trophy
that I've been looking to bag,
Mateo.
I wouldn't be here right now
if you hadn't have treated
her like trash to begin with.
Mateo: Like you even know
anything about that.
Ryan: Maybe I don't.
Maybe I don't.
But what I do know is a million
times she would have come back
to you if you had just given
her one inch -- just an inch.
But you couldn't do that, Mateo.
You blew it.
Mateo: Oh, and you had
nothing to do with it?
You weren't right there behind
her, giving her your take
on what was going on between me
and her?
How's a man supposed to work
things out with his wife
if you're sitting there
whispering in her ear the whole
time?
Ryan: You're not going to pin
this on me, man.
Because that whole time I didn't
know what I wanted.
Even after the kiss
on the beach, I didn't know what
I wanted.
But now I do.
And I'm going to fight for her.
[Hayley comes down the stairs in her robe]
Mateo: You see, Ryan was just
telling me what he wants.
I was hoping maybe you could do
the same thing for me
because for months you've been
telling me how you needed
your time to be alone,
straighten things out,
work the program, stay sober,
and --
right now I'm finding it hard
to believe all that.
Was it true?
Was any of that stuff ever true,
or did you just want to be
with him?
Just tell me what you want.
That's all I'm asking.
Greenlee: There's nothing
for you there.
It's over.
Scott: Right.
Greenlee: Come on.
Gillian: Will you be ok?
This is very rich.
Jake: I know.
It's very good.
But I think I've had enough.
Gillian: Oh.
Jake: Not of you.
Of the dessert.
Gillian: Jake --
Jake: Oh.
I'm sorry.
It's the --
believe me, it's not -- it's
not you.
Gillian: I believe you --
only because you had to suffer
through my meal.
Jake: I'm sorry.
I think it's these allergy drugs
that are just wiping me out.
Gillian: Come on.
Jake: Oh.
It's a lousy way to end this
evening.
Oh.
Promise me --
promise me you will never tell
a soul about this.
Gillian: Well, you know,
I can answer you any way I want
to now, and you will never
remember in the morning.
Besides, you know, we have --
we have all the leftovers,
so there will be other nights.
Joke.
It was just a joke.
Jake: I don't know about
the dinner, but I'll take
the dessert any day.
As long as you come with it.
Hayley: I didn't want to have
this discussion with you now,
here, like this.
But I'm not going to lie to you.
I care about Ryan a lot.
And it goes beyond friendship.
Mateo: Oh.
Ok.
Ok.
Hayley: Mateo I didn't plan
any of this, you know.
Mateo: It's ok.
It's ok.
I'm fine.
I'm ok.
You just --
just do what you want.
Ryan: I'm sorry, Hayley.
I know that must have been very
difficult.
Hayley: Don't. Please.
Could you --
could you please go, please?
I just --
I want you to go.
Ryan: Hayley, I'm not going
to bail on you now.
You shouldn't be alone
right now.
Hayley: I'll be fine.
Please just go.
I need you to go.