Erica: What is wrong with that woman? I mean, how dare she turn you down. You'd be the perfect director for Dimitri's foundation.
David: Maybe Alex changed her mind and decided to take the position herself.
Erica: No, she's been telling everyone in town she can't wait to get back to England.
David: Gillian and Edmund may have persuaded her to stay. Or perhaps she reconsidered, knowing that it was Dimitri's last wish.
Erica: Well, then why didn't she just say so?
David: I stopped trying to figure out women a long time ago.
Erica: I thought you told me that you hardly knew her. She made a point of saying that you were not the right man for the job. And the way she looked at you was full of contempt, David. This was a personal decision.
David: Erica, you know that I've made some real enemies in this town -- Adam Chandler, Liza, the Martins. Any one of them could have gotten to her and turned her against me.
Erica: Then why did she specifically mention Dimitri's name? Unless --
David: Unless what?
Erica: Were you and Alex lovers?

Liza: Oh.

Liza's voice: Is there another vial with my daughter's stem cells in storage?
Monty: No, no. This is the only one. See? "Colby Martin."
Liza: "125cc, Sealed"?
Monty: That would mean that it's completely full.
Liza: Monty, how can that be when you used some of it for Dimitri Marick?
Monty: I -- I can't imagine.
Liza's voice: I sure as hell can.

Liza: You lying snake.

Gillian: You guys, this looks wonderful. And, Junior, your pumpkin looks so scary.
Joe: Oh, Frankie.
Kids: Frankie!
Joe: Good to see you.
Nurse: Look who's here.
Joe: We're painting pumpkins.
Gillian: I need to take a picture. This is too awesome. Smile. Great. Yeah. All right, you guys, say, "Happy Halloween.
All: Happy Halloween!

Joe: What a wonderful collection of faces. I bet one of them wins a prize.
Kids: Ooh!
Gillian: A prize.
Joe: The nurses have got a contest, you know -- friendliest pumpkin, the scariest pumpkin. That kind of thing.
Gillian: This is so wonderful for them. Have you been having this Halloween party for pediatrics every year?
Joe: Well, let me see. Wee been having it since -- gosh, since Jake was just a little older than Junior here. It was his idea, actually.
Gillian: Jake's?
Joe: Yeah, yep. He thought we should do something for the kids in the hospital, you know, those who couldn't go out trick-or-treating.
Gillian: So he was helping people even before he became a doctor.
Joe: Yeah, that's Jake. Hello, Adam.
Adam: Hello, Joe. Gillian.
Gillian: Hi, Adam.

Adam: Junior. Hello, son. I'm glad I found you. Dropped by your mom's house, and Becky -- or whatever her name is -- told me that you were here helping out. Aren't you going to say hello?
Junior: Hi.
Adam: Maybe we could go out for a bite later on, tell me all about your trip.
Junior: Well, I have to help decorate the pumpkins.
Adam: Well, there are a lot of other people here to help.
Junior: Yeah, I know, but I promised. And besides, I'm not hungry. Mom made me some cupcakes.
Tad: Hey, sport. Looky what I have for you.
Junior: A warrior!
Tad: Yep.
Junior: That's cool. Did you make that?
Tad: I certainly did. And I also have a bag full of, like, crepe paper mustaches, hair, and ears for you guys to put on your pumpkins.
Junior: Thanks, Tad.

Adam: Yeah, Adam Chandler. Put Barry on the phone. Put him on now. Barry, have the papers been filed yet? So I am the majority stockholder of WRCW? Excellent. No, the timing couldn't be better. It's time for trick-or-treat.

Trevor: Hey. Doing a little snooping there, Mateo?
Mateo: I just came by to see Hayley, that's it.
Trevor: You came by to see Hayley? You came by to see what she was up to.

Gillian: This is just amazing. You guys, you are so good.
Girl: Thanks.
Gillian: I think I need to take a picture of this. All right, look here. Whee! Smile.
Nurse: Cheese.
Gillian: One, two, three. Great.
Nurse: Yeah, that looked nice.
Gillian: Beautiful. I'm going to go over there. I think I need a picture with the chief of staff and the kids.
Joe: Oh, no, no, no, no.
Gillian: Yes, yes, yes. Go, go, go, go. Ok, guys, smile. Cheese!
All: Cheese.
Gillian: Wonderful. You look beautiful.

Hayley: Hi, Dr. Joe. How are you?
Joe: Nice to see you.
Hayley: Oh, nice to see you. I was at a meeting, and I saw them putting up the decorations. I was wondering if you needed any help.
Joe: We absolutely do.
Hayley: Oh, great.
Gillian: Congratulations.
Hayley: For what?
Gillian: Your new job -- the style segment on "The Cutting Edge."
Hayley: Oh, that.
Joe: Well, you certainly look the part.
Hayley: Oh, stop.
Joe: Always chic.
Hayley: Stop. If anybody's chic, it's Gillian. You should have tried out for the thing. You could have gotten it.
Gillian: I already flunked as the weather girl, and I really love this.
Hayley: What c
an I do to help? Joe: Well, let me see. I think just look around, and wherever you see, you know, a void, pitch in.
Hayley: All right. There's my dad and Junior. I think I'll say hi. Hey. Wow. Look at this.

Adam: I can help with that.
Tad: It's just about all done. Hey, Hayley.
Hayley: Hey.
Tad: How's WRCW's newest star, huh, darling? What do you think of your old man's costume? I think he calls this one Satan Y2K.
Adam: Quite the comedian, always, as usual.
Dixie: Lighten up, Adam. It's a party.
Adam: Yeah. Of course it is. I still wish you could see your way clear to have dinner with me. You finished your pumpkin. I could take you to that Italian place that you like, the one with the gelato that you like so much.
Junior: Yeah, but we were just about to go trick-or-treating.
Dixie: Adam, tonight's not the night.
Adam: Well, I haven't seen him since we came back from the trip.
Tad: Adam, he's going out with his friends.
Adam: Fine. As long as that's what it is. Junior, if you're still angry with me for registering you in Winchester prep, I want you to know that I've called the headmaster and told him not to hold your place for you and he won't be seeing you there for quite some time.
Dixie: If ever.
Adam: Yes, right. If that's what you want.
Junior: You mean it?
Adam: Of course I mean it.
Junior: Ok.

Brooke: Hi, everybody.
Dixie: Hi.
Junior: Hey, Jamie, guess what. Dad said I don't have to go away school ever.
Dixie: That doesn't mean college. Got to wait for college.
Jamie: Yes!
Joe: Listen, guys, the little ones are getting a little hungry now. Do you think you could go out and get the rest of the snacks, put them on the table?
Junior: Sure.
Gillian: I'll help them do that.
Brooke: Ok, thanks, Gillian.
Gillian: You're welcome. Come on, you guys. This way.

Brooke: Well, Adam, I'm glad you finally gave up the idea of sending Junior off to boarding school. Jamie was so worried, he was having nightmares.
Dixie: Yeah, that makes four of us.
Brooke: And you -- congratulations. Listen, Adam, you must be so proud of Hayley. I heard her audition for "The Cutting Edge" was a smash.
Hayley: Thank you.
Adam: Yes, it was. I was there. I saw it myself. She's just what they need to put the edge back in "Cutting Edge."
Tad: That's interesting.
Dixie: What, baby? Tad: That's the second ti
me in two days I've heard those exact words. Tell me something, Adam. You ever met a man named Duffy Duffield?

David: You think Alex and I were lovers?
Erica: Were you?
David: No. Of course not. Erica, come on. The women is a cold fish. She's -- she's like a prude, ok? She's devoid of any sense of humor, unlike you. She's the complete opposite of you.
Erica: Did she come on to you? I mean, you know what they say about a woman scorned.
David: No. I'm telling you nothing like that ever happened.
Erica: Well, then I really don't understand because you would be the perfect director of Dimitri's foundation. You're a wonderful doctor. You're charming. You're attractive. You have wonderful connections. You'd be really great at fundraising. I mean, you graduated from one of the best medical schools in the country.
David: Well, at least you appreciate me. That's all that matters.
Erica: Well, I know how much you wanted this job.
David: Well, I'm sure there'll be other opportunities out there.
Erica: No, this is the next step in your brilliant career. And if you're not going to fight for it, I am.
David: How?
Erica: Alex Marick owes me. She broke my little girl's heart when she killed Maximillian. I think she and I are going to chat.
David: Erica, don't.
Erica: Why not?
David: Because it's the worst thing that you could do.
David: I don't want you fighting my battles for me.
Erica: Why don't you just swallow your male pride. I mean, if I can get through to her --
David: You can't.
Erica: Why not?
David: Because she obviously resents you.
Erica: What did I ever do to her?
David: Well, you were married to Dimitri, right?
Erica: So, what, she's jealous of me?
David: Well, I would think so. You happened to spend more time with him than she was able to.
Erica: I never thought of that. It's true. Well, then what are you going to do? I mean, you can't afford to just bide your time on this. According to the terms of Dimitri's will, she has to make the appointment sooner rather than later.
David: I know. I know that. But I think that the situation calls for some subtlety, all right? A little finesse.
Erica: But if you hardly know her, how will you know how to finesse her?
David: Erica, at the very least, I'm resourceful, ok? I'll figure out a way, so don't worry. You know, it's just not going to happen overnight. I'm going to have to call in a few favors.
Erica: So there won't be a party next week to celebrate your appointment or us?
David: No, I don't think so.
Erica: Then we won't need these.

Adam: Yes, I've heard of Duffield, of course. I've never actually met him, though.
Tad: Then how is it you'd repeat his exact words? "She'll put the edge back in 'The Cutting Edge'"?
Adam: I have no idea. Perhaps I'm just stating the obvious.
Oh, there's my Colby! Hello. How's my little angel?

Jake: It's our first Halloween party this year. We're so excited.
Gillian: Ok, guys. Bring the candy.
Jake: Nice tail.
Gillian: Oh, oh, oh, thanks. Oh, can you take that? Oh, she looks so adorable. I have to take a picture of you.
Jake: Let's go. Sorry about -- sorry about conking out on you last night.
Gillian: Well, I'm sorry that I almost poisoned you.
Joe: Whoa, whoa. Poison? Did I miss a chapter?
Jake: Gillian fixed me some dinner, and the salad had anchovies in it.
Joe: So?
Jake: So -- so where have you been all my life, Dad? I'm allergic to anchovies. You knew that.
Gillian: And then he almost went into galactic shock, and he had to give himself medicine in order not to. Yes, you adorable little child. Do you still remember me?
Jake: Of course I remember you. You're the pretty woman who put me to sleep with your necklace while my dad was going insane.
Gillian: Yes.

Jake: Here. Cover up here.
Adam: Why isn't she wearing that ballerina costume I ordered, the one with the little pink slippers?
Jake: She's not wearing it because the pink slippers were too big. They kept falling off her feet. Plus, I like this one better. It's my time with her, anyway.
Adam: Must you always be so high-handed about this?

Dixie: I have good idea. Joe, you haven't held your granddaughter in a little while. Why don't you hold Colby.
Joe: Good idea. May I?
Jake: You may. Here comes the bean. There we go.
Joe: She reminds me of Kelsey at this age. Hi, sweetheart. Hi, sweetheart.
Tad: Come here for a second. Listen, you just count your blessings that your name's on Colby's birth certificate. I haven't got a legal leg to stand on with Junior.
Jake: Thank God for Dixie. I mean, I'm tempted to rip Adam's head off when he gave me orders about how to take care of Colby.
Tad: Well, why don't you go paint a pumpkin or something, all right?
Jake: All right. Whoo. Pumpkin-painting festival. You know, these are good to eat after you're done.
Girl: Really?
Jake: Yeah.
Boy: Not when they have paint on them.
Girl: Yeah, they're toxic.
Jake: Makes it even tastier.
Boy: Oh, you're gross.

Junior: You still up for that bottle cap mission?
Jamie: I don't know Junior. By the time we get done trick-or-treating, my mom's going to make me go home.
Junior: So? All we got to do is get away from Becca, and then we can sneak out into the woods.
Jamie: How we going to do that? You know how nervous she is.
Junior: You're not scared, are you?
Jamie: No. What's to be scared of?

Brooke: Oh, you know what? You guys, are you ready to go? I think it's about time to get over to Amanda's. Tad, Dixie, you ready?
Tad: Listen, you keep holding your own. You're doing great with Colby.

Dixie: Hey, Hayley, do you want to come with us? We could always use an extra hand to pass out Halloween candy.
Hayley: Oh, yeah, I'd love to.
Adam: Junior, be careful. Don't eat too much -- you know, too much candy. You can make yourself sick. And apples -- you got to be careful because people put needles --
Tad: Adam, don't worry about it, ok? We inspect piece of food the boys eat it. It's covered.
Brooke: Ok.
Dixie: Come on. Let's go.

Hayley: Behave. Jake: Colby, look what daddy made you.
Joe: Oh, wow.
Jake: I wish I had time to carve it. That's the best I could do. Gillian?
Gillian: Yeah?
Jake: Could you get a camera and get a picture of this?
Gillian: Sure.
Jake: Dad, why don't you stand next to this.
Gillian: Aw, that's beautiful.
Jake: I know. It's kind of scary, but it's Halloween.
Gillian: Come on, Colby, smile. Smile. Beautiful. Let's get another one.
Joe: Go ahead. Here we go.
Gillian: Yeah, smile. There we go.

Trevor: I don't know if Tink is here. I just got home. Why didn't you knock on the door and find out?
Mateo: Well, because, you know, I --
Trevor: Because you wanted to check out the situation first. Am I right?
Mateo: I just came by to see how she was doing, that's it.
Trevor: No, you came by to see if she was doing something with Ryan.
Mateo: Well, they're more than just doing something, Trevor.
Trevor: Oh, yeah? What is that?
Mateo: Yeah, you should see your niece. I came here and knocked on the door the other day, Ryan opens the door with his shirt open. He's buttoning it up, she comes downstairs --
Trevor: Mateo, Mateo, why are you doing this to yourself?
Mateo: I'm not doing anything. That's just it. He's doing it. I'm not doing nothing.
Trevor: He wouldn't be here if she didn't want him here.
Mateo: You think I need to hear that?
Trevor: You know, Mateo, maybe at this point in Hayley's life she needs to be with somebody she hasn't made a lot of mistakes with.
Mateo: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Trevor: No, it's just my opinion. Might be garbage. Bui just don't think it's a good thing to be pushing on Hayley right now or going after Ryan. Ripping his head off ain't going to help you any --
Mateo: Ok, ok.
Trevor: Want to come inside, hang out?
Mateo: No, I don't want to -- I need to, you know -- I need to take a walk, cool off.
Trevor: You sure?
Mateo: Yeah. Thanks.
Trevor: Yeah.
Mateo: Sorry about --

Trevor: Hey. Hey there, sweetie! Hey, Becca.
Becca: Hi.
Janet: Is Mateo all right?
Trevor: Who knows? So what brings you here, Becca?
Janet: Well, actually, I asked her to go trick-or-treating with the kids. I'm going to stay here and do candy patrol.
Trevor: Amanda, your face is all green. You got this -- you feeling ok?
Amanda: Daddy, I'm a witch. Can't you tell

[Trevor laughs]

Trevor: Of course I can tell. What do you got in your bucket there, your caldron, huh?
Amanda: All my witch stuff.
Trevor: Ooh!
Amanda: Cool, huh?
Trevor: Scary, scary, scary. Very scary.
Amanda: And there's that if you want to come trick-or-treating with us.
Trevor: Oh, a vampire. She sees me as a vampire, darling.
Janet: Amanda, sweetie, do you think anyone will realize your daddy's wearing a mask?
Trevor: Oh, dear, behave, or I'll bite your neck. Come on. We got stuff we got
Janet: You look adorable. You're going to win all the prizes. I'll be right back. I got it.

Tad: This is, like, so graceful, ok? Ready or not, here we go!
All: Trick or treat!
Tad: Oh, Amanda. Hey, I'm sorry. Is it contagious?
Amanda: Are people going to ask me that all night? I should just go up and put my old lion costume on.
Tad: No.
Junior: She's a witch.
Amanda: Thanks, Junior.
Dixie: Don't you listen to anything that tad says. Get inside.
Brooke: That's right.
Tad: Trevor, where's your costume?
Trevor: I got candy. I got bowls.

Dixie: Honey, you have to stop saying mean things about Adam in front of Junior, ok?
Tad: What did I say?
Dixie: When we were in the car? Hello?
Tad: Look -- sweetheart, look. If I'm down on Adam, it's because of Junior, ok? I love him. I love him almost as much as I love you. I want him to know that the world doesn't operate according to, you know, the gospel because of Adam Chandler. I want him to know there are options out there.
Dixie: I understand, but when you stick it to Adam, Adam feels even more impelled to stick it right back to you. And then Junior's stuck in the middle, and it's just not fair. So please, please just try and be more cool about it, ok? Hmm?
Tad: For you, ok. I'll try.
Dixie: Thank you. Tad: You're welcome.
Dixie: You're marvelous.
Tad: Yeah, I know. Come on.

[Watches beep]

Junior: Ok. Now we both got the same exact time.
Amanda: What are you doing?
Junior: Just checking to see if we got the right time.
Amanda: You're up to something.
Jamie: Uh-uh.
Amanda: Uh-huh. You could have set your watches inside the house. But instead you snuck out here?
Junior: Ok. Amanda, chill. Jeez, it's just guy stuff.
Amanda: Ok. Then I'll just go tell your mom you're keeping secrets.
Junior: No.
Amanda: Then give it up. I'll tell Becca, too.
Jamie: Hey, Junior, just let her in on it.
Junior: Ok. But you got to promise you won't rat us out.
Amanda: Ok. I promise.
Junior: We're going to go out into the woods tonight.
Amanda: What woods?
Junior: You know, out near the boathouse?
Amanda: Why would you want to do that?
Junior: To explore.
Amanda: Explore what?
Junior: Do you remember when I got lost out in the woods?
Amanda: Yeah. How could I forget? My dad was up all night looking for you. Boy, was he cranky the next day.
Junior: Anyway, there was this old, old bottle cap trail that led me through the woods.
Amanda: Like "Hansel and Gretal"?
Jamie: Kind of. So we thought we'd go back and see who left them.
Amanda: Ok. Then I'm coming with you.
Junior: No.
Amanda: Why? Are you afraid I'm going to be there when you chicken out?
Jamie: If anybody's going to chicken out, it'll be you.
Junior: Yeah.
Amanda: Fine, then. I'll just have to show you. It's only fair.

Gillian: Good girl. Good girl. You know, Jake, you're an amazing father. You have so much love for that little child of yours. It's like your eyes actually sparkle when you look at he
r. Jake: Well, she's pretty amazing. And it's intense knowing that this little person is here because of me, I guess.

Joe: Ok, everybody. Ok. Take your pumpkins and put them over here on the table. Pick them up tomorrow after the judging. Ooh. That's it. That's a big one. Oh, that's a prize one. Ok, that's it. That's it. Thank you, everybody. Boy: Bye!
Nurse: Can you get it in there? Bye.
Girl: Bye!
Joe: Thanks, everybody. Bye-bye. It was wonderful having you. You were all wonderful. Thank you. Gillian, thanks for everything.
Gillian: Oh, you're welcome.
Joe: Well, I got to go. Good-bye, sweetheart.
Jake: Oh, Grandpa's got to go. Kick him here.
Joe: Bye-bye, honey.
Jake: Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye, Grandpa. Bye.
Gillian: Bye-bye, Dr. Martin.
Jake: All right. We're more interested in the milk here.

[Telephone rings]

Jake: Hello.
Liza: Jake, it's Liza. I was wondering if you could come over here.
Jake: Liza? Where are you?
Liza: I'm at home. Can you come over here?
Jake: Yeah. Why? What's going on?
Liza: I just -- I just need to talk to you. If you could get here quickly. I want to talk to you before Adam gets home.

Jake: I got to go. Can we meet later at BJ.'S? Have a burger?
Gillian: Yeah. That would be nice. Thanks.
Jake: How about -- let's say 9:00?
Gillian: That's fine.

Liza: You're dead, Adam.

Erica: I just should have held my ground when you showed up in New York with that idiotic quarantine stunt of yours. Just forget it, David. Just forget the whole thing.
David: Oh, you know, this is just perfect. You're going to walk out on me right after I lose a job that I had my heart set on?
Erica: You give me one good reason why I shouldn't. You refuse to be honest with me about the real reason Alex turned you down.
David: Erica, what do you want me to tell you?
Erica: The truth!
David: Maybe -- maybe she thinks that I'm too arrogant. I prefer to think of it as self-confidence, but some people are turned off by it.
Erica: That is hardly a reason to turn you down.
David: What difference does it make to us what Alex Marick thinks of me?
Erica: It's not just Alex Marick. Everywhere I go lately, someone is whispering in my ear about what a cad you are.
David: Oh. Oh, ok. So nobody's ever said anything bad about you?
Erica: Oh, I'm sure they have. A lot of people are very threatened by me, by my looks, by my success --
David: All right. So people are threatened by my self-assurance and success. I would have thought that you'd be smart enough not to listen to people like my mother or Alex Marick.
Erica: It is not just them. I'm listening to a voice in my head that's telling me something -- something just doesn't quite add up, David. And you obviously don't trust me enough to tell me what it is.
David: Erica --
Erica: And until you do, I can't -- I can't possibly be intimate with you. Look, I -- I just really think it's better if we don't see each other at all anymore.
David: Just because I'm not going to head the foundation?
Erica: Alex said that Dimitri wouldn't want a man like you to head his foundation. I need to know what she meant by that.
David: Damn it, Erica. Just --

[knock on door]

Vanessa: Oh. Well, I hope I'm not interrupting a lovers' quarrel.

Hayley: There's not a Tricker or Treater in sight.
Janet: Yeah, it is kind of a quiet evening, isn't it? Hmm. I mean, for Halloween.
Hayley: Hey, you mind if I use the phone?
Janet: Sure. Go ahead.
Hayley: Hi, Ryan. It's Hayley. Listen, could you meet me at BJ.'S in about an hour? I'd really like to talk to you about something. Ok, thanks. Bye.
Janet: Ryan, eh? What's going on with you and Mateo?
Hayley: I'd rather not talk about that tonight.
Janet: Well, if you ever need an ear --
Hayley: Thanks. Listen, do you think you could handle candy duty? I'd like to take a walk.
Janet: Sure. Go ahead.
Hayley: Ok.
Janet: Watch out for the goblins.

Janet: Oh. Some messy job. All right, Amanda. I know you're worth it.

Junior: I didn't think we'd ever give Becca the slip.
Jamie: Yeah. But how long before she notices we're gone?
Junior: Hopefully, she won't. We'll ditch our costumes here, check out the woods, and cut back to BJ.'S, where everybody's supposed to meet.
Amanda: Works for me. Are we sure want to do this?
Junior: Heck yeah. Maybe I can thank that bottle cap man for saving my life.
Amanda: You're so sure it's a man?
Jamie: It's just a feeling.
Junior: I think we can cover more ground if we take a separate trail.
Amanda: I don't know if we should split up.
Junior: Now who's being the wimp? We can't go in a group. We won't have time to cover much.
Jamie: Yeah. The woods are too big.
Amanda: Well, is there some way we can signal each other if we run into trouble?
Junior: We won't into any trouble. Now, come on, you guys.
We're wasting time.
David: Mother, did you need something?
Vanessa: I seem to keep finding you two together.
David: Erica's my patient, and you know that.
Vanessa: Yes, but most doctors don't meet their patients at the Valley Inn. Then, of course, there's the provocative body language.
Erica: I have to go.

Vanessa: Ooh. Dear. She was in quite a snit. Hope it wasn't something I said. But -- oh, could it be because you lost the appointment to the Andrassy foundation? I couldn't help but hear. It's a pity.
David: Just go away.
Vanessa: Oh. What's this? "Ms. Erica Kane requests the pleasure of your company at a dinner honoring Dr. David Hayward, the new director of the Andrassy" -- oh, dear. First the job, then you lose the girl. You must be devastated.
David: The person that made it happen is going to regret it.
Vanessa: Oh. You mean Alexandra Marick?
David: No.
Vanessa: Well, then who, dear?

Adam: Don't forward any more calls. I'm turning off my cell phone.
David: I should have let you die when I had the chance.
Adam: What's got you so riled up?
David: You. You and your inept meddling just cost me the directorship of the Andrassy foundation --
Adam: What are you talking about?
David: By placing my name in a file where it had no business being. So guess what, Adam.
Adam: What?
David: I helped keep your nasty little secret about Colby and your sperm switching long enough. But it's going to end right now.
Adam: Really?
David: Yes.
Adam: Oh, I don't think so. That little secret is the only leverage you have against , Dr. Hayward. So stop trying to bluff me because I'm not buying it.
David: You think I'm bluffing you? Stick around, Adam, because the next person who comes walking through that door is going to hear your nasty little secret.
Adam: Oh, yeah

[Rustling]

Hayley: Who's there?

[Amanda screams]

Janet: Amanda?

Vanessa: Oh, forgive me, darling. I haven't had a chance to send the money yet. Because Palmer is watching my every single move. I've barely had a chance to get away from him for an hour. Darling, not to worry, though. I am sending it today as we speak. Now, the return address will be the Pine Valley Hospital, so you watch for it. All right, darling. I'll be in touch.
Erica. Oh, well, did you come back -- you forget the invitations? They're right here.
Erica: Snooping again, Vanessa? I thought that's something you only did when you were a guest in my home.
Vanessa: Oh, please don't rush. I mean, honestly, we've hardly had a chance to chat at all lately. And despite what you may think of me, Erica, I really am still very fond of you. Which is why I have to warn you.
Erica: About what?
Vanessa: My son. I noticed things heating up a bit. Don't get any closer, Erica, because you will get burned.

Jake: As you can probably guess, she was the center of attention at the Halloween party. Especially Adam's.
Liza: Adam -- Adam was there? What was he doing there?
Jake: The usual. He was lurking. You want me to take her upstairs?
Liza: No. Actually, you know, I didn't even think. I want you to keep her.
Jake: Excuse me?
Liza: Well, you have the port-a-crib at Myrtle's still, right?
Jake: Yeah.
Liza: Well, I'll pick her up first thing in the morning before you go to work.
Jake: All right. Last time we did this, though, you were practically in tears you were so upset to be apart from her.
Liza: Yeah, well, I need to have a -- I need to have a talk with Adam, and it's probably going to get ugly. I don't want to wake her up.
Jake: All right. You mind telling me what this talk is all about?
Liza: Yeah. I'm going to beat it into Adam once and for all who Colby's father is.

David: Go ahead and laugh, Chandler, while you still can.
Adam: Do you -- do you know how many times you have threatened to expose me and never followed through?
David: You are absolutely right. I enjoyed tormenting you for a while. But you know something, Adam? It's a new day. It's time to pay up. I'm going to make your life as miserable as you made mine.
Adam: Really?
David: That's right. Starting right now. Hey, Gillian.
Gillian: Don't mind me. I'm just picking up something for Jake.
David: No, no, no. Don't rush off. You see, I have something that I need to share, and I would like you to be the first one to hear it. It is major.
Adam: Hayward, I'm warning you.
Gillian: What is it?
David: You know your good friend, Jake? You think that he's Colby's father, don't you?
Gillian: Of course he is.
David: Well, guess what. That's not what the DNA says.
Gillian: What are you talking about?
David: The joke is on Jake.
Adam: Hayward, don't do this.
David: It turns out that Jake is not Colby's father after all. Adam is.