Dixie: What happened to you?
You been running a marathon?
Tad: Just running in circles.
Dixie: You want some water?
Tad: No.
Just a little oxygen.
I'm fine.
Dixie: Come here. Come on.
Sit.
Come on.
Tad: Oh.
I was out doing soccer drills
in the back with the boys.
Dixie: Oh.
Tad: That Junior's something
else.
It's like he had the ball glued
to his feet.
I couldn't keep up with him.
Dixie: You didn't pull
anything, did you?
Tad: Want to go upstairs
and find out?
Dixie: Tad.
Come on, the boys are right
outside.
Tad: Yeah, yeah,
I know, I know.
Why couldn't we have teacher
conference days when we were
in school?
Did Hayward call yet?
Dixie: No.
Is he supposed to?
Tad: Yeah.
I'm using him for that segment
on "The Cutting Edge," remember?
Dixie: Oh, that's right.
What is that about?
Tad: Well, it's -- you know,
we got a couple of specialists
coming --
Jamie: Come on, give me!
Give me!
Junior: Uh -- over here.
No --
Jamie: That's not fair.
You're too tall.
Dixie: Oh, that's right.
No fair.
No fair using height
as an advantage.
Oh -- oh, who's got it now!
Junior: Give it to me!
[Telephone rings]
Dixie: Oh! Oh!
Oh, it's over here!
[Ring]
Tad: Hey.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Martin Madhouse.
Which nut do you want?
Adam: Hello, Tad.
Adam speaking.
Is Dixie available?
Tad: Yeah.
Just a moment, please.
Dixie?
Dixie: What?
Tad: Honey, it's Adam.
Dixie: Oh. Ok, ok, ok.
Hello, Adam.
How can I help you?
Adam: Hello, Dixie.
Did Junior mention anything
about our day yesterday?
Dixie: No.
Did something happen?
Adam: Oh, no, no.
No, we had a great time,
a wonderful time.
We talked a good deal about
the portrait that Stuart is
going to paint of us.
I think he's almost as excited
as I am.
Dixie: I'm sure he is.
Adam: Stuart would love
to see the two of us this
morning for a short time,
if that would be convenient.
I could send George over to pick
him up.
Dixie: Actually, Adam, we had
kind of a day planned.
I'm making the boys
their favorite lunch, and Junior
has soccer practice.
Adam: I won't keep him long.
Dixie: Well, that would be
good because I'd really not like
him to miss the chilidogs.
Adam: No, of course not.
I know it's rather late notice,
but it would mean a great deal
to Stuart.
Dixie: Um --
what, you want to do it right
away?
Adam: Yes.
George will be there
in 15 minutes.
Dixie: All right, all right.
He'll be ready.
Adam: Yes. Good-bye.
Liza: See?
You played by the rules, you got
exactly what you wanted.
Feels good, doesn't it?
See, it works.
Adam: Oh, yes, Liza.
No help from Tad Martin.
You know how he answered
the phone?
"Martin Madhouse.
Hey, which nut do you want?"
My son is being groomed to be a clown.
Liza: Well, I guess I spoke
too soon.
Adam: And they're feeding him
a steady diet of junk food.
Well, I'm going to have a proper
meal in him before I take him
back there.
[Colby cries]
Liza: Oh, it's ok.
Now, see?
You're upsetting her.
I was praising you for being
so good, too.
Adam: Why is she dressed
to go outside?
Liza: Because she's going
with me to WRCW
Adam: I thought you were
working at home today.
Liza: I am.
I'm just going there
for a little while.
Adam: Well, then why are
you taking Colby with you?
Liza: Because it's Jake's day
to be with Colby.
That's why.
And we're going to meet at WRCW
when he gets done in the ER.
Adam: Marvelous.
Shouldn't he be sleeping?
What if he nods off
at the wheel?
Liza: He's not going to.
You see, this is why we're
meeting at WRCW, so you won't
make a scene.
Adam: I wouldn't make
a scene.
I'd be a perfect gentleman.
Liza: Uh-huh.
Yeah, I can see that.
Why don't you keep working
on that.
Be at the office if you need me.
Say good-bye to Colby.
Will you help me with this bag?
Adam: Good-bye, Colby.
Yes.
Liza: Thank you, honey.
Adam: Bye, sweetheart.
I'll look forward to seeing
you when you get back.
You, too.
Liza: Thank you.
Kisses.
Oh -- oh, are you going
into the office today?
Adam: I have a little meeting
with Junior first.
Liza: Oh.
Adam: George will be glad
to drop you off at the studio
if --
Liza: No, no, no.
I'm going to drive.
See you later.
Adam: Bye-bye.
[Adam looks at the soccer card her had made from Junior's picture]
Adam: He is going to flip.
Just one more advantage of being
Adam Chandler JR.
[Alex remembers Dimitri]
Alex: Oh, sorry.
Bloody lab.
I just bumped into the baked
potato man.
It's all right.
You're all right.
It's negative.
Dimitri: It worked?
Alex: Yeah.
Dimitri: It worked?
Alex: Yes.
Dimitri: Aye, aye, aye, aye.
I had this terrible speech
prepared, you know?
I was going to go, you know,
fly to Vadzel.
Alex: And ski off a cliff.
I know.
Well, not to be.
You're going to have to make
other plans now.
Dimitri: You say it really
worked?
Alex: Yes.
You're in remission.
Dimitri: Oh --
Alex: Sit down.
The deterioration has reversed.
The rogue cells are breaking
down.
It's excellent.
Dimitri: You did it.
Alex: Oh, God, no.
He did it.
And you did it.
I just got lucky.
I got very lucky.
I'm so grateful because,
you know, you do your best,
and I really -- I expected this
to work.
But if it hadn't, I couldn't
bear it.
Dimitri: Marry me.
Alex: Oh, no.
Dimitri: No, no, no.
I am serious.
Alex: Just sit for a minute
and breathe and know it
in your bones that it worked,
you're all right, you're going
to live forever.
Dimitri: No.
Will you marry me?
I have wanted to marry
you for the longest time,
Alex, but I dared not ask.
Alex: Why?
Dimitri: Because I knew
you would say yes and I wouldn't
do that to you.
Alex: But I love you.
Dimitri: So say yes.
Alex: Why wouldn't you ask?
Dimitri: I couldn't put
you through that again -- what
you suffered with your father.
You deserve a full and happy
life.
Alex: Oh.
You're so bloody noble.
First Edmund and now me.
You're going to protect us all?
Dimitri: If I can.
Alex: All right.
I'll marry you.
Dimitri: Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Alex: Wait.
Under one condition, though.
I'll keep all your secrets.
And I'll love you forever.
You have to promise me,
though, that you won't protect
me from the truth, no matter how
grim.
Because if we do this, we're one
person, and what hurts
you hurts me.
What gives you joy gives me joy.
And that we'll be married
together, for better
or for worse.
Dimitri: In sickness
and in health.
Alex: As long as we both
shall live.
That's what they meant.
I won't settle for less.
Dimitri: Alex,
that's exactly what you'll have
Alex: Can't even escape
you here, can I?
Edmund: You mind if I sit
down?
Alex: Could I possibly
stop you?
Edmund: Well, I suppose
you could try to have me thrown
out of the country.
Alex: I can make a few calls.
What are you doing here?
You're following me.
Edmund: Are you flattering
yourself?
Actually, I'm just as surprised
as you are.
I come here quite often whenever
I'm hungry in London.
Alex: Do you?
Edmund: Yeah.
Food's good, centrally located,
reasonably priced.
Alex: You sound like
a commercial.
That's very strange.
This is where I met Dimitri
on our first date.
Edmund: Oh, how romantic.
Actually, Dimitri -- well,
it wasn't our first date,
but he took me here, too.
Alex: Oh, well, then it
stands to reason.
You still haven't told me what
you're doing here in London.
Edmund: Besides being hungry?
Well, I figured I'd just kill
a little time before the --
Alex: Before the reading
of the will.
I mean, that's why you're here,
isn't it?
Edmund: Don't you think some
blood relative of Dimitri's
should be here?
Alex: By all means.
But why all the secrecy?
You could've told me you were
coming.
Dixie: All right, you guys,
get on out of here.
I'll see you later.
Junior: Bye, Mom.
Dixie: Have fun.
Are you feeling better?
Tad: Yeah, much.
Was that Adam's limo I saw
in the driveway?
Dixie: Yes.
Tad: Mm-hmm.
Dixie: Junior seemed like
he was in a funny mood.
Did you notice?
Tad: No.
Then again, I don't see anything
funny about being reluctant
to spend time with Daddy
Dearest.
Did he say something?
Dixie: Well, I asked him
if something was bothering him,
and he said -- just sort
of shrugged it off and said no.
Tad: You didn't buy it.
Dixie: Not really.
Tad: Maybe if you think it's
something serious there,
maybe we should -- you know,
we should look into it.
You want me to have a talk
with him?
Dixie: Would you?
You know, like a man-to-man
thing?
Tad: Yeah, I think I can work
that out.
Maybe a little birds
and the bees thrown in there.
Dixie: Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.
Mommy already took care of that.
Tad: You better be careful.
You're going to put him
in therapy.
Dixie: Oh, honey, stop.
You're just jealous
because I beat you to it.
You can do the birds
and the bees talk with Jamie,
all right?
Tad: Ok.
Dixie: You want some tea?
Tad: No.
I'd rather go up and explore
the mysteries of life
with my beautiful wife.
Dixie: Oh.
I thought you had to get back
to work.
Tad: I do.
But I'll arrange a getaway
if you will.
Dixie: Oh, I know -- soccer
practice.
Tad: Ah, yes.
Thank God for soccer practice.
You just give me a call
at the studio when you're ready,
and I'll be back before you can
say, "goal!"
And, honey,
I like outfits.
Dixie: Oh, funny.
I do, too.
You wear one.
Oh.
[Doorbell rings]
Dixie: Back to score another
goal?
Oh, I'm sorry.
David: No, that's ok.
You're going to have to forgive
me, though.
I don't remember scoring
the first time around.
Dixie: Ha-ha, Mr. Laugh.
David: Is Tad here?
Dixie: No, he's not.
I'm sorry.
You must missed him.
He just went to WRCW.
David: All right, no problem.
If it's ok, can I leave this
with you?
And just have him call me when
he has time to discuss it,
all right?
Dixie: Of course.
Absolutely.
You know, you want to come in?
I was just about to make
some tea.
David: Well, I don't want
to put you to any extra trouble.
Dixie: Oh, yes.
That would require me taking out
two teacups, wouldn't it?
And two tea bags.
Oh, yes.
And I'd have to pour boiling
water twice.
No, forget I even mentioned it.
David: Ok, all right,
Wisenheimer.
Yes, I'll stay.
Thank you.
Dixie: Unless you have other
very important things to do.
David: No.
Nobody's waiting for me
at the moment.
Dixie: Ok.
Well, then, you make yourself
at home, and I'll make the tea.
David: Yeah. Ok.
Adam: Junior.
How are you?
Junior: Good.
I thought I was going to Uncle
Stuart's gallery.
Adam: No, change of plans.
Stuart decided that he didn't
need to see us today.
Junior: Well, then why did
George come pick me up?
Adam: Well, we can still have
our morning together, can't we?
Junior: Well, yeah, but I've
got soccer practice, and Jamie
and I, we're going to see
"The Phantom Revenge."
Adam: Oh, well, I'll have
you out in plenty of time.
Here.
Come on, come on.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Now, did you
show your soccer jersey
to your mom?
Junior: No.
You told me not to.
It's still right there
in my backpack.
Adam: That's my boy.
Good boy.
We'll show her, but later on.
Right now I have something
to show you.
Junior: That's me.
Dad, where'd you get this?
Adam: I had it made, had it
put together.
It's sort of like a baseball
card, except it's a soccer card.
There you are on the front
in your new Winchester Prep
jersey, and all your stats are
on the back.
Junior: Dad, this is so cool.
Thanks.
Hey, maybe you could make
another one with my Pine Valley
Patriots jersey?
Adam: Well, see,
that's the second part
of your surprise.
Your Winchester Prep jersey is
your jersey.
You start there in a few days.
Junior: Wait.
I don't understand.
Adam: Well, I was talking
to the headmaster -- privately,
personally, bragging on my son.
I told him that you were
the star of your soccer team.
Junior: Dad, you haven't even
seen me play.
Adam: Well, I'll certainly be
there to see your first game
at Winchester Prep.
Junior: I can't.
I mean, you said I should go
for high school.
You said this was all my choice.
Adam: Well -- but
the headmaster was so excited
about you, he couldn't wait.
He said he wanted you to come up
right away.
I couldn't just refuse him.
Son, this is quite an honor.
Junior: Yes, I know, but --
Adam: If you get up there
in the next few days, you can
play in their very next game.
Junior: Dad, this is just all
too soon.
Adam: No, nonsense.
Anything you can't pack,
I'll buy you when we get there.
Junior, this is a wonderful
opportunity for you.
And I'm very proud that you've
been selected.
But we have to move right away.
They're not going to be able
to keep that spot open for long
Liza: Yeah, ok.
We'll cut them a break just this
once, but next cycle they should
expect to pay the regular rate.
Yeah.
No, no.
No, no, I agree.
It's worth it just to get them
onboard.
Thanks.
No, you did a great job, Ryan.
All right.
Bye.
Hi.
Jake: Hi.
How long has she been down?
Liza: Oh, fell asleep
in the car on the way here.
She'll be waking up soon.
Hi Gillian.
Gillian: Hi.
Did Ryan just make a sale?
Liza: Yeah.
He just got a client I've been
trying to get for quite some
time.
How's your family?
How's Edmund?
Gillian: We're doing fine,
thank you.
Alex and Edmund are in London
for the reading of Dimitri's
will.
Liza: Really?
How long will they be gone?
Gillian: Alex is staying
in London, and Edmund will be
back right away, though,
I think.
Liza: I see.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I was looking to forward
to getting to know her better.
Gillian: Yeah.
Grandmama and I will miss
her very much, but it's probably
better for Alex.
There was a lot of tension
between her and Edmund.
Liza: Really?
Why?
Gillian: Well, Alex was
riding Maximillian -- you know,
Dimitri's horse -- and the horse
stumbled and broke its leg.
And it was really suffering,
so Edmund had to put him down.
Liza: Oh.
I'm sorry to hear that.
[Telephone rings]
Liza: Oh. Excuse me.
Hello?
Yes.
Oh, Eli, yes.
Oh, I'll be right there.
Oh. Production.
I have to go.
Can you wait just five minutes?
Jake: Yeah.
Take your time.
Liza: Great.
I'll be right back.
Jake: Hey.
I got an idea.
Why don't we -- let's swing
by Wildwind.
We'll pick up Eugenia.
I know this farm outside
of town, about an hour drive.
We'll go out there and eat some
lunch, pick up some pumpkins.
Just the four of us --
you, me, Colby, Eugenia.
Gillian: Oh.
Thank you.
I'm sure Grandmama would love
that.
Thank you for being so nice
to her.
Jake: Yeah.
Gillian: Is it ok if I use
the phone quickly?
Jake: Sure.
I don't think she'll mind.
Gillian: Ok.
Jake: What are you doing?
Huh?
Wendy: Jake.
Hi.
Jake: Hey. Wendy.
Wendy: I'm very glad
to see you.
Adam: Son, this is
a wonderful opportunity.
Why are you looking so glum
about it?
Junior: I just don't want to.
Besides, Mom is never going
to fall for all this.
I mean, and you need to get
her permission, too, right?
Adam: Well, that's where
you and I come in.
We have to tell her about that
winning soccer team and those
high academic standards.
And when she sees how excited
you are about it, well,
she'll have to say yes, right?
Junior: Yes, but I still
think she's going to say no.
Adam: Oh.
Dixie's a wonderful mother,
but mothers have a tendency
to want to sort of hold
on to their sons.
They don't mean to,
but they want to cling
to their baby boys.
Junior: Dad, I'm not a baby.
Adam: No.
You know that, and I know that.
Now we have to convince
your mother of that.
Dixie: There we go.
David: Oh --
Dixie: Don't get up.
I've got it.
David: Here.
Dixie: Thank you.
Hey, do you play soccer?
The boys love it.
David: No.
I never really got into sports
when I was a kid.
I was going to be a surgeon,
so I had to protect the hands,
you know.
Dixie: Hmm.
David: Concentrated on piano
instead.
Dixie: You play piano?
David: Mm-hmm.
Dixie: That's so romantic.
David: Hardly.
Dixie: You're making music,
you know?
That's not like -- I don't
know -- creating a vaccine
or working on the computer.
You know, it expresses emotion.
David: Mm-hmm.
Well, you use a different part
of the brain, I'll grant
you that.
Dixie: I bet your
piano-playing makes
your girlfriend swoon.
David: I don't have
a girlfriend.
Dixie: Really?
I was under the impression that
you did.
David: Really?
And what gave you that
impression?
Dixie: Well, our conversation
the other day.
I mean, you -- I thought
you were comparing my
relationship with Tad to yours.
And that's why I made a point
of saying, you know, how hard
Tad and I have to work at it.
You know, like playing
the piano.
David: Dixie, I think you're
the hopeless romantic.
Dixie: Ah.
I'll admit to everything
but the hopeless part.
But come on. You can't convince me that
nothing's bothering you,
and I don't mean work.
David: Actually, work is all
that matters to me right now.
Dixie: David, man cannot
work --
man cannot live on work alone.
That's what I mean to say.
Not even the mighty David
Hayward.
David: Uh-huh.
Dixie: Come on.
You saved my life.
I owe you one.
You obviously need somebody
to talk to, and I'm available.
I promise it won't go anywhere.
David: All right. You're right.
There is someone.
Was.
It's no more.
Dixie: Well, what happened?
Is she married or something?
David: Not at the moment.
Dixie: Well, commitment
phobia?
Her part? Your part?
David: You know,
enough with the 20 questions.
It just didn't work out, ok?
Alex: You thought I was going
to cut you or your family out
of the will, didn't you?
And that's why you came here
without telling me.
Edmund: Alex, you don't
apprise me of your comings
and goings, so why should I?
Alex: Oh, have it your way,
Edmund.
You know why I behaved the way
I did.
Edmund: Yes, I do.
Well, what about now?
Have any more dirty little
secrets?
Alex: You're about
to find out.
For the record, I don't want
to run off with his entire
estate.
You can do that with
my blessing.
Edmund: This is not about
the money.
I don't give a damn about that.
You know what this is about.
Alex: Well, what?
Edmund: It's about family.
It's about blood.
It's about my brother wanting me
to be here.
Alex: Well, so you are.
Your coffee's on me.
We should get a taxi --
unless the idea of sharing a cab
with me is too distasteful.
Edmund: Not at all.
Alex: No, really,
I can manage.
I'm a big girl.
I'm going to remain civil until
this is over.
Thankfully, the end is in sight.
Man: Alexandra, my dear,
I'm so sorry.
Alex: Clive, it's good to see
you again.
Clive: In such sad
circumstances.
Alex: I know.
Clive Garrison, I'd like
to introduce Edmund Grey,
Dimitri's brother.
He's flown all the way
from America for the reading.
I would have told you sooner,
but I didn't know myself.
Clive: Yes, it's good to see
you, Mr. Grey.
Edmund: Mr. Garrison.
Clive: Mr. Grey rang me
earlier, so I was aware
of his arrival.
Alex: Oh.
How very considerate.
Shall we begin?
Clive: I had hoped when
you and Dimitri drew up your new
wills that I wouldn't be
executing them for quite some
time.
Alex: I know.
Do you think it's possible
before you read the will
in its entirety you could just
give us a brief overview
of Dimitri's wishes?
Clive: Is that all right
with you, Mr. Grey?
Edmund: That's fine.
Clive: Very well.
Mr. Marick was a generous man.
He made provisions to restore
the fortunes and property
of his great aunt, the Duchess
Eugenia Andrassy, and
his cousin, the Princess Gillian
Andrassy.
He also set up generous trust
funds for his nephew and niece,
Sam and Madeline Grey, and left
substantial money and property
to Anton and Corvina Lange
Anton is his son, correct?
He's made a generous bequest
to Miss Peggy Moody,
various small gifts to friends
and --
oh, yes, a special request that
his horse, Maximillian,
go to a Miss Bianca Montgomery.
David: You know, I really
should be going.
Dixie: I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to drive you away.
David: No, no.
Why would you have that idea?
Dixie: Because you're gulping
down your tea and planning
your escape.
David: Yeah, look, I have
to get back to the hospital.
You know, I have hearts to mend,
all those fun things to do.
Dixie: Come on, what
happened?
What, did she cheat on you?
Did she ask you for a ring
or something?
David: Look, I thought
we finished this subject.
Dixie: You finished
the subject.
I haven't.
Unless it's too painful for you,
of course.
David: There's really nothing
to talk about.
We were seeing each other very
briefly, we had a
misunderstanding, and now it's
over.
Dixie: A misunderstanding?
David: Mm-hmm.
Dixie: You don't end
a relationship because
of a misunderstanding.
If somebody makes your heart
beat a little faster, you do
whatever you can to see it
through.
You don't run at the first sign
of difficulty.
David: Well, maybe I've
simply lost interest.
Dixie: If you had,
you wouldn't be so bothered.
Maybe it's time for my brilliant
cardiologist to engage the other
part of his brain for a while.
Junior: Hey, Mom.
Jamie: Junior's home.
Dixie: Hey.
Junior: Hey, Dr. Hayward.
Is everything ok?
David: Yeah.
Oh, everything fine, Junior.
Yeah.
How you doing?
So, I hear you're quite
the soccer player.
Junior: Yeah.
Dixie: Well, I'm just going
to walk the doctor out.
Then I'm going to come back
and make lunch.
You guys wash up your hands,
will you?
And don't knock over my tea
tray.
Jamie: We won't.
Jamie What's wrong with you?
Junior: This.
[Junior shows Jamie the soccer card]
Jamie: Cool!
Junior: No, it's not.
It stinks.
My whole life stinks.
Wendy: So, have you made
reservations anywhere yet
for our date?
Jake: No, I haven't yet.
[Colby fusses]
Jake: Anyplace special you're
thinking about?
Wendy: Well, I thought maybe
we could go to the culinary
school.
They're having this Tunisian
cuisine night.
Jake: Right.
Yeah, I'm game if you are.
Wendy: I'm definitely game.
Jake: Well, good.
Jake: Great.
Wendy: Ok.
Gillian: So, Grandmama is
getting ready, and she would
love that.
Jake: Good.
Great, great.
Liza: Oh, there you are.
You're wanted on the floor.
Wendy: Oh.
I'll be right there.
See you later, Jake.
Jake: Sure.
Liza: "See you later, Jake"?
Jake: Uh-huh.
Liza: Awake?
Ignoring?
Jake: Ok.
No.
Liza: Hi!
You're awake.
I missed you.
Yeah.
Oh, I think somebody needs
a change.
Jake: Oh.
Well, I'll do it.
Liza: No, no.
I'll send you with a fresh baby,
and then I expect a fresh baby
back.
Jake: Ok. Deal.
Liza: Excuse me.
Jake: Mm-hmm.
Liza: Come on.
Be right back.
Gillian: You know that
I auditioned for the weather
girl last year and then realized
it wasn't really my cup of tea.
Jake: Yeah, weather girl is
kind of a dull job, probably.
Gillian: To be quite honest,
I bombed my audition.
Jake: Did you?
I wonder if they still have it
on tape.
Gillian: I hope not.
So -- ahem -- how long have
you been seeing Wendy?
Jake: Uh, Wendy.
Not very long, really.
I don't think it's going
to amount to anything,
but it's -- it's the best offer
out there right now.
Gillian: Better than that
physical trainer at the health
club?
Jake: Why?
Gillian: Just, you know,
asking.
Maybe wondering if maybe
you were waiting for an offer
from me.
Jake: Oh, no.
Gillian: Oh, ok.
Jake: No, I'm just waiting
for the right --
Tad: Where's Liza?
Jake: Hi, Tad.
How are you?
Tad: Yeah, hello, hello.
Hi, Gilligan .
[Note from Sonny: Yes…Tad did say "Gilligan"…I thought I heard it during the show but wasn't sure. I decided to leave it rather than replace it with "Gillian."]
Gillian: Hi, Tad.
Tad: Good to see you.
You guys are waiting for Liza?
Jake: Well, she's here.
She's changing Colby right now.
Tad: Colby's here?
Jake: Mm-hmm.
Tad: Good.
At least she escaped Adam
for the day.
Jake: Yeah, we're going to go
for a drive later.
Why?
Did something happen?
Tad: Uh-huh.
Something tells me it's open
season on the Martins.
He took his best shot at Colby
and that backfired on him,
so now he's set his sights
on Junior.
Tad: No, I can just see it.
By now he's probably got the kid
trussed up in knickers,
you know, with his hands stuck
in his vest.
Real slice of life.
The Prince of Darkness
and Little Lord Chandler.
Liza: I heard that.
What's that "Little Lord
Chandler" bit?
Jake: Tad will fill you in.
It's time for us to go
on a drive.
Liza: Ok.
Jake: Are you ready?
Liza: Got everything?
Jake: I got it, I got it.
I got it.
You ready?
Liza: Gillian?
Jake: Yeah.
Liza: Ok.
Jake: Take the bag.
We will be on our way, ok?
Bye, everyone.
Liza: Ha a good time.
Jake: We're going to go
for a drive.
Gillian: Bye-bye, Liza.
Jake: Bye.
Liza: Bye.
Gillian: Nice seeing
you again, Tad.
Tad: See you later.
Liza: So, you were saying?
Tad: I think we ought to have
your husband neutered.
Liza: Tad.
Tad: He's at it again, Liza.
He tried to set his hooks
in Colby and that got nowhere,
so now he's coming after Junior.
Liza: He was a little
overprotective of Colby
in the beginning.
He had a reason.
He did.
And he's been nice with Junior.
I'm sure you heard he talked
to Dixie this morning.
Tad: Oh, yeah.
How's life on the planet denial?
24 Hours of good behavior?
That doesn't mean anything.
He's up to his old tricks.
I know it.
I just feel it in my bones.
Liza: Well, you know,
that might be true.
Maybe.
He wants to be a father
to Colby.
He wants parental rights, too.
He sees all this stuff going on,
and he feels like he's being
left out.
He missed out on Hayley and Skye
growing up.
He's afraid of missing out
on Junior growing up.
Tad: Well, his children
aren't to blame for that.
Did something set him off?
Liza: He heard that Skye got
married and she didn't tell him,
so he's feeling a little out
of the loop as far as
his children are concerned,
you know.
Tad: Poor slob.
Liza: So you can sympathize.
Tad: No, I'm talking about
the guy that married Skye.
Now he's got Adam as
a father-in-law.
Liza: He wants to be involved
in his kids' lives.
There's nothing wrong
with that, Tad.
He wants to be there, and Hayley
just pushes him away.
He thinks that the reason is
because he wasn't around when
she was growing up.
Tad: Oh, well, gee, it might
have something to do with how
he tries to control her life
ever since they found one
another.
Liza: Tad, maybe he's just
overcompensating.
Tad: Maybe you're just making
excuses.
Liza: Tad, he's made
mistakes.
He admits to the mistakes.
He wants to be better.
He wants to be involved
in their lives.
If you weren't so biased,
maybe you could see that.
Tad: With all due respect,
my friend, I think you got
your head stuck in the sand.
Jamie: We'll tell my dad.
He'll fix things.
Junior: He can't.
He's not my real dad.
Jamie: Then what about Dixie?
She's your real mom.
Junior: She can't stop him.
Besides, he'll just say that
she's clinging on too much
or hanging on too much.
And she just lost her baby.
I don't want to make her feel
worse.
Jamie: Then we'll have
to figure something out.
Junior: I don't know what.
Dad wants to leave real soon.
And once I get in that school,
I'm stuck.
Jamie: Why do you have
to leave so soon?
Junior: They can only hold
the space open for a little
while longer.
Jamie: So, if you don't go,
you'll be safe in a few days,
right?
Junior: I guess.
Dad's going to be taking me.
Jamie: Not if he can't
find you.
Clive: "In witness whereof,
I sign this document on the date
below written, Dimitri Yakov
Marick."
Alex: Thank you very much,
Clive, for going over that
for us.
Clive: I'm not finished.
There's still the codicil.
Alex: The codicil?
Clive: It was added
in the states.
Perhaps Mr. Marick's American
lawyer can explain it better.
Biddy?
Yes, has Mr. Montgomery arrived?
Good.
Well, send him in straightaway.
Alex: Jackson, what are
you doing here?
Edmund: Hello, Jack.
Jack: Hello, all.
Mr. Garrison.
Alex, I'm very sorry
to blindside you this way,
but it is true.
Dimitri amended his will.
Alex: When?
Jack: He called me
to his bedside at Seaview.
Alex: But that's impossible.
My husband was in a coma most
of the time --
Jack: I assure you he was
quite lucid when he and I spoke.
It was right after his stem cell
therapy
Alex: Are you telling me
he called you to his hospital
bed and drafted an amendment?
Jack: Yes, I am.
Edmund: Why is that so hard
for you to believe?
Alex: Because it doesn't make
any sense.
Why would he do something like
that without telling me?
Dixie's voice: If someone
makes your heart beat a little
faster, you do whatever you can
to see it through.
You don't run at the first sign
of difficulty.
David's voice: Maybe I've
simply lost interest.
Dixie's voice: If you had,
you wouldn't be so bothered.
Maybe it's time for my brilliant
cardiologist to engage the other
side of his brain for a little
while.
David: Can I have Erica
Kane's office, please?
Yes, hi.
This is Dr. David Hayward.
I need to reach Miss Kane
immediately.
It's urgent.
I'm her cardiologist, and I have
her recent test results.
She was very anxious to receive
them.
Dr. David Hayward.
Yes, yes, that's right.
So, where is she?
New York City.
Thank you.
Would you happen to have
the number for that hotel?
Great.
Adam: Thanks for the soccer
jersey.
It was a big hit, Chauncey.
Mm-hmm.
We'll be there in the next few
days.
I hope you have a nice room set
aside for my son.
Good.
Excellent.
We'll see you then.
Bye-bye.
Ah, you're back.
Liza: Yeah.
Brought mounds of paperwork.
Adam: Well, I'll let you get
to it, then.
Liza: No.
Could you wait?
Adam: What is it, darling?
Liza: I talked to Tad.
He feels like you're trying
to destroy his relationship
with Junior, that you're
asserting your parental rights
because you're feeling
threatened.
Adam: That's nonsense.
The man is paranoid.
Has he upset you with
his ravings?
Liza: No.
I assured him that you're not
trying to control Junior or make
some of the same mistakes that
you made in the past.
But he's going to have to see
for himself, don't you think?
Adam: What do you mean
by that?
Liza: Your behavior will
convince him that you're
on the level.
Adam: Ah.
Huh.
Tad: Honey?
Dixie: Hey.
What are you doing home so soon?
Tad: Couldn't concentrate.
Where are the boys?
Dixie: Junior is at soccer
practice.
Jamie is at Brooke's.
Later we're going to go
to the movies.
Do you want to go?
Hello?
What's wrong?
Tad: Oh, well, I can't shake
this feeling I've got about
Adam.
I talked to Liza, but she gave
me her standard defense.
What's this?
You see this?
Dixie: No. What is it?
Tad: It's a note.
"Dear Tad --
Mom always says I can go
to you if I'm ever in trouble,
only this time I can't
because nobody can stop my dad.
So I've got to go for a while.
Take care of mom and don't let
her get upset.
Love, Junior."
Jack: I can only speculate
as to why Dimitri demanded
secrecy regarding this.
Alex: Well, speculate away.
Jack: I believe,
Alexandra, that he thought
you would object to this
amendment to the will.
Alex: Why would I object?
Jack: Because this codicil
concerns you.
In fact, it could change
your life.