Leo: Yeah, I'm still here, Lieutenant. Right, Wade Randall, and he's menacing Greenlee Smythe. We're over at Erica Kane's house. How soon? All right. All right, we'll be here waiting for you. Thank you.

[Telephone rings]

Erica: Erica Kane.
Leo: Hello, Erica. This is your favorite houseguest.
Erica: Is there a problem, Leo?
Leo: Actually, yes. The guest bathroom is out of bubble bath. Just kidding. Is Bianca there?
Erica: Yes, she is.
Leo: Ok, could I speak with her, please?
Erica: It's Leo.
Bianca: Hey, Leo, what's up?
Leo: I need a huge favor from you. Where you guys at?
Bianca: We are at the Valley Inn. We just finished dinner.
Leo: Ok, I need you to keep your mother there as long as you can, any way you can. I do not need -- she cannot come home right now.
Bianca: Why?
Leo: The police are on their way over.
Bianca: What?
Leo: No, no, no, it's ok. It's nothing, but I just would rather not have to deal with your mother's dramatic input right now.
Bianca: Ok. Um -- yeah, I'm cool with it. Good luck.
Leo: Thank you. I got to go. I got to go. I owe you one, Bianca.

Erica: What are you cool with?
Bianca: Oh, Leo just -- um -- he wanted to borrow my laptop for some project he's doing.
Erica: Ok. Well, then, shall we
Bianca: No, no. Wait, Mom. I just got this sudden craving for dessert -- something really, really decadent. Please?

Stuart: Sealed.
Marian: Well, of course it's sealed. Adam's house is a fortress.
Stuart: Sometimes I don't know whether he's trying to shut people out or lock them in.
Marian: There's no one left lock in, darling, except, of course, the hideous Arlene. Not that I care what happens to her. I don't believe, Stuart, what she did to you. I mean, she hit you with her car and then she lied to you, and then she tried to keep us apart.
Stuart: I know, and now Adam's married to her. I got to get out of here. I've got to talk to him.

David: Arlene?
Arlene: Uh, did you see Adam?
David: Yeah, yeah. He went that way.
Arlene: Oh. Oh, you poor thing. Yeah, I bet you caught the floorshow. You heard Tad and Liza all the way down in the lobby. Well, you know, I'm sorry. The wife is always the last to know.

[Dixie sobs]

Arlene: I got to go find my husband.

Tad: Liza, as friends, can't we at least be honest with each other? You've been using me all along. That's probably the sole reason you hired me to work alongside you -- so you could make Adam jealous.
Liza: No, that's not it.
Tad: Don't insult my intelligence, please. Now I finally understand all those midnight emergencies, all those strategy sessions -- just the two of us, right? You're going to try and tell me that wasn't designed to make him jealous?
Liza: I want you to run this company with me. I need you.
Tad: If you need me, it's because you need me to get under his skin. Well, guess what. I hope this little farce finally landed you what you're after, because I am serving notice. I am tired of being your blowup monkey love doll.
Liza: You know, you can just stop this, ok, because now you're just distorting everything.
Tad: No. No, I'm not. I think I got a pretty good picture about what's going on here. You set me up when you hired me.
Liza: No, I hired you because I have faith in you. We are doing incredible things together.
Tad: Oh, yeah. We managed to screw up a perfectly good office building. Look, as much as I'd love to hear you tout my prowess, corporate or otherwise, the simple fact is you put me on your payroll because your psychotically possessive husband hates my guts.
Liza: Ex-husband.
Tad: Oh, I'm sorry. That isn't a distinction that seems to mean a whole hell of a lot to you. The only thing that mystifies me is after everything the man has done, after everything you have been through, how you can possibly love him.

David: Just -- just give me a minute, ok?
Dixie: No, no. Just let go of me, David. I need to go in there, and I need to confront Tad and Liza. I need to find out why this is happening.
David: Dixie, please, don't do this to yourself. You know what is going on here. I know what's going on. Adam, Arlene -- we all know what's going on. Look, you go in there right now, and the only thing you're going to do is degrade yourself.
Dixie: You don't understand, David. He promised me he wouldn't do this again. He promised.
David: Well, the man is a fool. Look, Dixie, we can catch the last flight back to Pine Valley if you want. Let me take you home.

Tad: You can't take your eyes off the man. The truth is you never stopped loving him.
Liza: He practically raped me to get Colby, ok? And he's hurt so many people. How could I ever forget that? How could I love him?
Tad: You're asking me? I don't know. I'm not saying it's logical or healthy. The fact is, I don't think you can help yourself around Adam. You're like a poster child for the Stockholm Syndrome, you know? You're like this devoted hostage who would never think of trying to escape.
Liza: Look, Adam has no hold on me. None.
Tad: Right. And that's why you were doing the little "Harry Met Sally" floorshow when I walked in the room, right?
Liza: I was just trying to have a little fun with Adam and his 90-proof bride.
Tad: You're pathetic. He treats you like a porta-potty, you keep coming back for more.
Liza: Look, we're divorced. I practically stole his corporation right out from underneath him. I mean, what does that say to you? We're over.
Tad: Well, then why do you fondle me every time you know he's looking?
Liza: What?
Tad: The man is standing right there every time you launch into one of your little touchy-feely episodes. You didn't honestly think you were being subtle, did you?
Liza: I don't want to be subtle. I can't believe that he married her.
Tad: Exactly. You can't believe he married anybody else but you. After what he's done to you, you still want him back.
Liza: No!
Tad: Yes!
Liza: I am furious with him.
Tad: If you are angry, it's because you can't get him out of your system, and you know it.
Liza: No, I hate him, Tad.
Tad: Maybe. But you also love him. It's like there's this war going on inside that you keep losing over and over and over again. For your own sake, why can't you just admit the truth to yourself?
Liza: Fine. I'm in love with him. Are you satisfied?

Erica: Honey, I didn't think to ask. I mean, you almost never order dessert. But of course, please, have anything you want.
Bianca: Great, great, because I was having visions of a heaping chocolate sundae.
Erica: Mmm. My favorite, too.
Bianca: Do you think they make them here?
Erica: I know they will. They'll do it tonight, that's for sure. Oh, waiter? We've changed our minds. We would like a large hot fudge sundae. Please tell the chef to be very generous with that chocolate fudge.
Bianca: Oh, and whipped cream and cherries.
Erica: And nuts?
Bianca: Sure, why not? Don't forget to bring two spoons.
Waiter: Sure.
Erica: Oh, it's so nice to see you just enjoying yourself, honey.

Hayley: Hey!
Bianca: Hey, Hayley.
Hayley: Let's order what these two are having.
Erica: Well, Hayley, I'm so glad that you ran into us because we're brainstorming.
Hayley: Oh --
Mateo: Ooh.
Hayley: My specialty.
Mateo: Yes.
Erica: Do you have any ideas for Blanca's party? Honey, I told you -- well, these two give the best parties in all of Pine Valley, and I told you that BB-MAK played at their club just a few months ago.
Bianca: Oh, yeah. I love BB-MAK. I'm so sorry I missed it. Hey, you guys should sit down and tell me all about it.
Hayley: All right.
Mateo: All right, I'll pull up a chair.
Bianca: And I want to know everything.

Leo: I thought you were going to crash in my room.
Greenlee: Every time I close my eyes, I see Wade Randall coming after me.
Leo: You need a nightcap. I'll get you a brandy.
Greenlee: No, I think I need a restraining order.
Leo: Here you go. Listen, Greenlee, there's something I need to tell you. And I know that -- it's just that I didn't want to see anything -- I don't want to see anything happen to you.
Greenlee: Well, me, neither. That's why I'm hiding out here.
Leo: Right. But I guess I feel partially responsible because I'm the one that introduced you to Wade in the first place, so --
Greenlee: What is it, Leo? Leo: I'm not sure how you're going to react to this, Greenlee. But --
Greenlee: This is kind of cute, the king of comebacks getting all tongue-tied. Listen, I know it's making you uncomfortable. You want to talk about what you said earlier about us loving each other, but you don't know how to start.
Leo: No --
Greenlee: Listen, you don't have to be embarrassed around me, Leo.
Leo: Greenlee, that's not it. It's --

[doorbell rings]

Derek: Hello, Leo. Miss Smythe. I'm sure you remember me. Lt. Frye from the Pine Valley Police Department.
Greenlee: You called the police?
Greenlee: Would you excuse us for just one sec, please?

Greenlee: You did this? Are you insane?
Leo: I tried telling you before he got here.
Greenlee: I thought I could trust you. You're going to pay for this, du Pres.

Leo: Greenlee, listen to me. I just wanted --
Greenlee: So sorry, Lieutenant. What can I do for you?
Derek: I understand you have information for me about Wade Randall, and if you do, I'd like to hear it. Mr. Randall has connections with organized crime.
Greenlee: Well, what makes you think I know anything about him?
Derek: Leo tells me Randall's been harassing you.
Greenlee: Leo, really, you shouldn't involved Lt. Frye in your practical jokes. I'm sure he's got better things to do with his time.
Leo: Knock it off, Greenlee. You need police protection.
Derek: If Wade Randall has been insinuating himself in your life, Ms. Smythe, you're going to need our help. People who get involved with this guy end up regretting it, especially if money is part of the equation.
Greenlee: Well, I appreciate your concern, but I hardly know Wade.
Leo: Give it a rest, Greenlee. Wade Randall is not going away. I don't know what I would do if anything happened to you, so please just talk to the lieutenant.

Stuart: Where is everyone?
Marian: Who knows? But tomorrow I'm sure the staff will arrive. We'll make one heck of a noise, and then they're going to get us out of here, ok?
Stuart: Ok. I guess we're stuck for now.
Marian: Well, I wouldn't look at it that way, my darling. Why don't you come on over here, and I'll keep you nice and warm and cozy.
Stuart: Over here?
Marian: Yep, right here.
Stuart: Ok. I'll bet we won't have any trouble keeping warm.
Marian: Or cozy.

Dixie: No, I'm not going home. I'm not going anywhere.
David: All right, all right. All right. I'm just worried that you're getting so worked up. Dixie, you're hyperventilating. At least let me give you something to relax.
Dixie: No, no. I just need to go in there, and I have to talk to Tad and Liza, and my mind needs to be clear when I do.
David: Dixie, don't.
Dixie: Just let go of me. Let go of me!
David: You don't need to go in there. Dixie, if you're not going to listen to me as a friend, at least listen to me as a doctor.
Dixie: Look, you don't understand, ok? My marriage is on the line, and if I need to talk to tad, I need to talk to him, ok? If he's willing to throw away my entire life, I need to find out why, ok?
David: Not like this.
Dixie: Yes. Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do. I really do, ok? But nothing you say is going to stop me from going in there, so just let me go.

[Muffled shout]

Liza: I must be brain-dead to still be in love with Adam.
Tad: Well, no offense, but I don't think your brain has anything to do with your problem.
Liza: Acting like some sort of porn queen, trying to make Adam jealous.
Tad: Now isn't the time for you to be too hard on yourself.
Liza: I was humiliating myself, and I was using you -- you're my friend -- just so I could make him mad. I'm as bad as Arlene.
Tad: No, you're not. But you are kind of getting close.
Liza: I am sorry.
Tad: Don't be. It's perfectly obvious you haven't got any control where Adam's concerned.
Liza: I don't know why I can't learn my lesson.
Tad: I don't know, either. But I got to be honest, you know. For what he's put you through, the fact you still love him -- that's kind of scary.
Liza: You know, I'm doomed. I am doomed to a lifetime of loving him.
Tad: I guess so. Face it, baby, you're just a helpless romantic with incredibly bad taste.
Liza: Mm-hmm.

[Door opens]

Liza: Oh, no. Um -- no, it's not what you think, Dixie.
Tad: Hi, honey. How did -- what is Dr. Hayward doing here?
Dixie: I think that the important question is, what are you doing here?
Tad: I had a business meeting in New York. You knew that.
Dixie: Really? Since when does business include making out with Liza?
Tad: Making out with Li-- what the hell are you -- oh, wait -- no, no, Sweetie. You can't honestly think I'm interested in Liza?
Liza: No, you see, that -- that was my fault. Earlier, I made -- I made a really stupid mistake.
Dixie: You know, I really don't want to hear you right now, Liza, ok? I would really like to just talk to my husband.
Liza: I understand. I'm just saying that you're reading us the wrong way.
David: Why don't we respect the married couple's wishes, all right? Let's take a walk.
Liza: Ok.

Dixie: Ok. I'm waiting. And it better be good.

Bianca: Mmm. You know, I love BB-MAK. The lead singer is so hot. What's his name?
Mateo: Christian.
Hayley: Oh, yeah, Christian Burns.
Mateo: He's hot.
Bianca: Yes, he's adorable. Wait -- when you met him, was he nice?
Hayley: Oh, he was so down to earth and really genuine.
Mateo: Mm-hmm.
Bianca: I knew it, I knew it. And how did you get the band to play at S.O.S.?
Mateo: Actually, that was Tina's doing. It was part of the rollout party for incredibledreams.com. Christian did it as a favor to Tina.
Bianca: Well, was it part of somebody's dream?
Hayley: Yes. Interestingly enough, it also made another dream come true, if you know what I mean.
Mateo: Yeah, Tina and Adrian got together after that.
Bianca: And who else has performed at S.O.S.?
Hayley: Oh, well, we had Brian McKnight.
Bianca: No way.
Hayley: I swear. Yeah, Mateo had him personally serenade me and everything.
Bianca: Oh, my goodness. That's so romantic.
Mateo: Yeah, it was. So, you know, I really love the way that you keep S.O.S. so relaxed. That's actually more my idea of a party. No pressure, no expectations.
Erica: Well, at least you're having some positive feelings about parties. I mean, I think that's really progress.
Bianca: Would you guys excuse me for just a minute? I'm going to use the ladies' room.

Erica: Oh, it is so great to see how excited Bianca is about the music you play in your club because I have arranged for O-Town to play at her party.
Mateo: O-Town -- that's from that TV show "Making --"
Hayley: Yeah, "The Making the Band."
Erica: Yes, yes, yes.
Mateo: We should get them on the "Wave."
Hayley: That's a great idea. How did you swing it?
Erica: Oh, I just -- I called in a few favors. Anyhow, it's going to be wonderful. And after the boys play, one of the boys is going to go over and ask Bianca to dance -- I mean, just the two of them. Just the two of them in the spotlight by themselves. I think every girl in the place is going to be green with jealousy.
Hayley: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Erica: Absolutely.
Hayley: I just mean that, you know, girls at that age are kind of -- you know, uncomfortable with themselves, and Blanca's really shy and everything.
Erica: You know, believe me, Bianca is going to be fine with this. She is going to love this. When Ashley Angel comes up to her and asks her to dance, believe me, the only thing on her mind is going to be just going into his arms.

Leo: Greenlee, tell the lieutenant how Wade has been threatening you. Come on, Greenlee! You need the protection.

Wade's voice: I heard you and du Pres unravel your little scheme. Poor little rich girl. I will make you sorry. And how much you hurt -- that'll be up to me.

Greenlee: If I was in some sort of trouble, let me assure you that the first place I would go to would be the Pine Valley police.
Derek: Look, you can save the flattery, Greenlee. Just stick to the facts. Has Randall been harassing you?
Greenlee: No.
Leo: Greenlee, don't do this. Greenlee: Listen, you know, Leo dragged you over here for nothing. Really, I have nothing to report.
Derek: You know, I'm not sure what kind of game you two are playing. But I can tell you this -- I do not appreciate my time being wasted. Excuse me.
Leo: Lieutenant, this isn't a joke. She needs police protection. She's in real danger.
Derek: What is with you, Leo, huh? First Paolo Caselli, now Wade Randall. Do you have a death wish or something?
Leo: Don't talk to me. Talk to Greenlee.
Derek: Mr. Randall's business associates tend to develop medical problems, Ms. Smythe. Word of advice -- be a little more careful about the company you keep.
Greenlee: Yes, sir.
Leo: She's not listening.
Derek: You know, I'm going to say this once, Greenlee, and then I'm going to let it go. And you'd be wise to listen. So far, Wade Randall has avoided prosecution because he is exceedingly clever and ruthless. You're no match for him, either of you. So if he has somehow ensnared you in one of his money-laundering schemes, you'd better tell me because I can promise you it won't be a happy ending. Greenlee: I have nothing to tell.
Derek: Ok. All right. You just watch your backs.
Leo: I'll keep an eye on her, Lieutenant.

Greenlee: You jerk! How could you do this to me?
Leo: Greenlee --
Greenlee: When Wade finds out that I went to the police, the first person he's going to go to is my grandfather.
Leo: Listen to me! You cannot hold Wade Randall off by yourself!
Greenlee: Oh, so what if I tell the lieutenant, huh? Then I'm going to be implicated in a $3 million embezzlement scam. That's like a felony!
Leo: You know what? I would rather see you in jail than get hurt by this creep.
Greenlee: Wonderful. But I'll pass on both options, thanks.
Leo: So, what do you suggest, huh?
Greenlee: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I can't go home because that's the first place Wade's going to go to, and he's way too sophisticated. He can track my credit card, so I can't go to a hotel. Oh, God, and I can't run because he's going to rough up my grandfather.
Leo: Then that's it. It's settled. You're staying here. Greenlee, I can't let anything happen to you. I can't let anything hurt you or our friendship, ok?
Greenlee: Our friendship means a lot to me, too.
Leo: Erica's home. All right, don't panic. Greenlee: Do you remember the last time she caught us here alone together?
Leo: You're right. Start panicking.
Greenlee: What should I do?
Leo: Hide. I don't know. Go. Hide. Hurry.
Greenlee: Where --

Erica: But at least it was worth it. Wasn't it great?
Bianca: It was the best.
Erica: Hello, Leo.
Leo: Ladies. How was dinner?
Erica: Oh, Leo. Have you been entertaining while I was out?
Leo: Why would you say that?
Erica: Here's a clue. An earring. It's not mine. It's not Blanca's. I'd be very surprised if it belonged to you. Let me see -- hmm, who could this belong to? Well, my first guess is Greenlee Smythe. Yes, that's my final answer, too, because it looks like Greenlee -- cheap and a little bit tacky. You know something, Leo? I would be so angry at you if I thought that you snuck her back in here again when I was out. I mean, what kind of a message would that be to send my daughter, Leo? And Greenlee obviously doesn't care. I mean, Greenlee is shallow and self-centered, and she'd obviously chase anything in pants.
Leo: I can see why that would really offend you, Erica.
Erica: You should really be more discriminating about the company you keep.
Leo: You know, you're the second person who's told me that today.
Erica: Look the point is, as you well know, you are not allowed to entertain any women in my home. Capisce?
Leo: Perfectly.
Erica: I hope so. Bianca, honey, I think that we should just go turn in because we have to get up so early.
Bianca: Ok, Mom. I'll be right upstairs.
Erica: Ok, ok. Just don't be up too long. Oh, Greenlee? I'm leaving your earring on the table. Don't forget to pick it up on your way out.

Arlene: Oh, good. I called S.O.S. And they told me that you would be here.
Hayley: Is it raining outside?
Arlene: What? Look, have you seen Adam anywhere?
Hayley: No.
Mateo: Something wrong?
Arlene: Uh -- well, Adam and I had a tiff, and we have to work some things out.
Mateo: Aw.
Hayley: You look a little strung out. What did you fight with my dad over?
Arlene: It's private.
Mateo: Well, then you're on your own.
Arlene: Well, fine. I can't stand here flapping my gums. I'll see you later.
Mateo: Mm-hmm.

Frank: Arlene. I was hoping I'd run into you. Well, I did my part to sabotage the Col-Mar Tower. Now it's your turn, pretty lady.
Arlene: Oh, Frank. You'll have your money soon.
Frank: Well, that's fine, thank you very much, but I was thinking more of the services you owe me for services rendered. I wouldn't mind collecting on that right now.
Arlene: Well, I wouldn't mind settling it up right now. But you'll have to take a rain check.

Hayley: That was weird.
Mateo: Well, nobody does weird like your mother.

David: I hope you're happy, Liza. Dixie's devastated.
Liza: Why don't you put a sock in it. I don't need any moral lectures from you, David.
David: You realize you're breaking up their marriage, don't you?
Liza: You know, I think you should stick to medicine because you don't know anything about feelings. Nothing's happening to their marriage. Tad is very much in love with her.
David: Oh, that's why he's unfaithful.
Liza: He didn't do anything with me. He wouldn't have done anything with me even if I'd wanted him to.
David: Well, you'd better tell that to Adam. He seems to think otherwise.
Liza: Why? What happened?
David: Well, he ran out of here like a scalded dog. Arlene chased after him about a minute later.

Tad: Baby, no, no, no. Trust me. Look, whatever you think you thought you saw, there was nothing to see. I promise you -- I mean, I know that I haven't got a very good track record in this respect, ok? But I'm not the same man I was a few years back. I've changed, ok? I've changed because of you. You are the love of my life, and I would never, ever in a million years do anything to hurt you like that ever again with any woman, much less Liza. Sweetheart, you walked in on an innocent hug. You got to believe me.
Dixie: I walked in here, Tad, and I heard you accusing Liza of wanting Adam to hear the two of you making love. Tad: That's right, she did. But that's -- it wasn't because we were actually making love, Baby. She just made it sound like -- oh, this is so stupid.
Dixie: Yeah, well, that's the least of it, ok? Keep talking.
Tad: See, um -- ok. Liza found out that Adam and Arlene were staying in the next room, and she wanted to make him jealous.
Dixie: Why?
Tad: Because she's still in love with him. I know, I know, Honey. I swear, I thought the same thing. But that's why she was up here a while back trying to make it sound like we were tearing the old headboard off the wall, you know what I'm saying?
Dixie: And you went along with this?
Tad: No, of course not, Sweetheart. I wasn't even in the same room with her. And believe me, when I found out what she was doing, I reamed her out for trying to use me like that.
Dixie: Ok. Where were you during all of these supposed moments of passion?
Tad: I was downstairs in the lobby. And then I -- you know, I came back in and I found Liza sort of, you know, auditioning for a part in a porno movie. I know, Sweetheart. It's ridiculous. It's absurd, it's obscene, and if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. But I promise you on everything that matters to me, that is exactly what happened.
Dixie: Well, it must have worked. Adam walked out of here angrier than I've ever seen him.
Tad: Well, if he did, I had nothing to do with it. Sweetheart, look at me. My clothes are on, the bed is made. I mean, it's a little funky, but that's because of Liza's gymnastics. After everything we've been through together, it would kill me if I knew you thought I'd been unfaithful.
Dixie: I believe you.
Tad: Oh. You do?
Dixie: You'd have to be pretty stupid to make up a story like this.
Tad: Thank you. Thank you. I love you. I love you very, very much.
Dixie: I love you, too. And I just really hate it that Liza is doing this sort of scenario, you know? It just doesn't make sense.
Tad: Not to mention it's immature and incredibly, incredibly desperate. You got to give her high marks for enthusiasm, though.
Dixie: Tad, this is not funny. This is a very degrading situation that she's created for herself. I don't understand how she could still love Adam after all he's done to her.
Tad: Neither do I. I'm beginning to think we should get her her own page in the "Guinness Book of World Records."
Dixie: What I really hate is that she keeps pulling you and me into her ridiculously insane orbit, you know? I don't want there to be misunderstandings between us. I really don't, and I'm sick of her creating them.
Tad: I know, I know. And I promise you, I will make sure it never, ever happens again. But I mean, if you want to look on the bright side, I mean, this one wasn't without its fringe benefits.
Dixie: What are you talking about?
Tad: Well, I mean, it did land us in this incredibly nice hotel room with a basket with the fruit and everything. I mean, it's got a great view. I mean, that's a view that shouldn't be wasted. What do you say, hmm? Come here, come here, come here.
Dixie: You're insane.
Tad: Now, would you answer my question? What the hell is Hayward doing here?
Dixie: Oh -- David. He came here for a medical conference, and I tagged along to surprise you, and -- just give me a minute.

David, I am so sorry to leave you sitting out here.
David: No, that's all right.
Dixie: Where's Liza?
David: She left.
Dixie: Oh.
David: Are you all right?
Dixie: Yeah, I'm fine. It turns out that this whole thing is just this ridiculous misunderstanding. So I'm going to stay here, and I'll see you later. I'll see you back in Pine Valley, ok?
David: Are you sure you're all right?
Dixie: Yeah, I'm fine. Ok, thank you.
David: Yeah.

Leo: Bianca, this is crucial. You have to help me hide Greenlee just for a few days.
Bianca: How? You heard my mother. No uninvited guests, and she's already suspicious. I mean, do you really expect to be able to hide Greenlee from her indefinitely?
Leo: No, no, no. That's why I need your help.
Bianca: You said you were calling the police.
Leo: We did. They were already here. They couldn't help. So where can I hide her?
Bianca: It would have to be in a part of the house that my mom never goes to. I've got it. The laundry room.
Greenlee: What, you want me to stretch out on the tile and cuddle up to a box of fabric softener or something?
Bianca: It's the only place you won't be discovered.
Greenlee: You're not serious.
Leo: We'll take it. Perfect.
Bianca: Ok. Well, Leo, would you please show Greenlee to her quarters? Oh, and Greenlee, if you get cold during the night, just turn on the dryer. It'll warm you right up. Sweet dreams.
Leo: Come on.

Hayley: Did you see Arlene flash that guy?
Mateo: Yeah. Unfortunately, I did.
Hayley: What is up with that? She finally snags the rich husband, hits the jackpot. Why is she going to have an affair right under his nose?
Mateo: Oh, come on, Hayley. You know your Mom. She can resist anything but temptation.
Hayley: Something is up. She's up to no good, and I'm going to find out exactly what's going on around here.

Marian: Stuart? It frightens me to see you looking far away like that. I only just got you back, remember?
Stuart: Yeah. I was just thinking about it -- about Adam. He told me his life is so empty now. It's my fault.
Marian: Darling, Adam brought this on himself. You're not responsible for this.
Stuart: No, no, no. Yes, I am. It all started when I told him that he wasn't my brother anymore.
Marian: Well, you told him at, darling, because he was trying to destroy our marriage, which was unforgivable.
Stuart: Yeah, but I -- I don't think anything is unforgivable. You know what I was thinking when I was walking along the road just before Arlene hit me with the car? I was thinking that Adam did that because he was trying to help me.
Marian: Stuart. Stuart: I know, it was a terrible thing to do. It was wrong. It was completely wrong. But in Adam's mind, he thought he was trying to protect me.
Marian: What? From me?
Stuart: Yes. I know that's backwards, but that's the way Adam thinks sometimes. He gets an idea in his mind, and anyone that gets in his way -- anything -- gets broken. You know what's funny?
Marian: What, darling?
Stuart: All my life, Adam has fought to protect me. And I'm the one that should be protecting him.
Marian: Oh, Stuart, you are so right about that because when Adam thought that he'd lost you, he just pushed away anyone who ever loved him or cared about him at all.
Stuart: That's why I have to talk to him. I have to get out of here and tell him that it's ok.

Adam: Col-Mar Tower.

[Bed rattles against wall] Liza: Yes! Yes! Oh Tad, yes!

Adam: I swear I will bring down Col-Mar Tower, and Liza and Tad with it!


ON THE NEXT - - - - ALL MY CHILDREN

Edmund: Can I see you for a minute alone, Alex?

Adam: If you need me, I'll be in the attic getting the biggest suitcase I can find.
Arlene: No, no, no, you can't!

Liza: Adam, are you here? What are you up to?