Opal: Thaddeus J. Martin,
what the blue blazes are you --
Tad: Ma --
give me a minute.
Opal: Oh --
Tad: Oh, Liza, I need
you to do me a big favor.
Call Dixie on Adam's jet.
I told her I was going out
for ice.
She might be a little worried.
Liza: Or not.
Brooke: Oh, Tad,
what happened?
Tad: Oh, I'd seen
the in-flight movie
so I decided to step out
for a little air.
Greenlee: At 20,000 feet?
Opal: Are you all right?
Tad: Peachy.
Could somebody help me get down?
Opal: Oh, yes, all right.
Marian: Where's a ladder?
Stuart: A ladder!
I'll get a ladder, ok.
You stay right there.
Tad: A ladder would be really
good right now, Stuart.
Greenlee: Gram, I'd like
you to meet daytime's premier
talk show host, Tad Martin.
Tad: How are you?
Millicent: It reminds me
of Lucky Lindy's landing
in Paris.
Only he used a plane.
Opal: Tad, would you just be
still?
Vanessa: Honestly.
Marian, dear, is this one
of those hidden video things?
I mean, your greatest bloopers
and blunders or what?
Phoebe: Marian, dear,
if you're trying to impress
Millicent, this aerial stunt is
not the way to go.
Now, may I suggest
a string quartet?
Marian: Phoebe, do you think
I planned this?
This brunch was supposed to be
Stuart's entree into Pine Valley
society.
I mean, who knew Tad Martin was
going to parachute down into one
of our trees?
Oh, Stuart, where's the ladder?
Stuart: The gardener's shed
is locked.
Marian: Well, we can't just
leave Tad up there twisting
in the wind -- or maybe we can.
Stuart: Oh, we have one
in our garage.
Marian: Well, then run down
and get it, darling, and hurry.
Stuart: Yeah.
Marian: Hurry!
Brooke: Feel like a weenie?
Tad: I wish I could.
Scott: Be sure
to make you smile
Becca: With seven
stranded castaways
here on Gilligan's's isle
at least we didn't get
shipwrecked.
Scott: And you didn't get
seasick.
Becca: Because I had
a wonderful captain.
Scott: With an able assist
from his first mate.
Becca: So when can we go
on the boat again?
Scott: Anytime.
My uncle hardly ever uses it.
Becca: Why not?
Scott: I don't know.
Too busy, I guess.
Becca: Hmm.
I love going on the boat.
The wind in my hair
and the sails --
Scott: The sea breeze blowing
on your cheek.
Becca: Well --
I really should get decent
for work now.
Scott: Well, the shower's
free.
Becca: But clean clothes are
a little bit of a problem.
Scott: Ah!
We have for you --
I think --
aha, a shirt.
And a towel to go with.
Becca: Oh, thank you.
Scott: Sure.
Um --
the hot water takes a minute
to heat up, and make sure that
the seat's down.
Becca: Ok, I remember.
I grew up with brothers.
Scott: Great.
[Shower runs]
[Answering machine beeps]
Marina's voice: Scott,
darling, it's Marian.
Listen, it's very important that
you make an appearance
at your uncle Adam's tomorrow
morning.
Well, actually, it's not just
important.
It's vital.
So please be there, ok?
Thanks, bye.
[Answering machine beeps]
Stuart's voice: Scott?
Are you there?
Uh, it's Dad.
Marina's making a really big
deal out of this, but could
you drop by Adam's house?
I really need you.
Scott: Becca?
I got to run.
It's my dad.
Can you lock up on your way out?
Becca: No problem.
Scott: Thanks.
Becca: With Gilligan
the skipper, too
the millionaire
and his wife
a movie star
professor and Mary Ann
here on Gillian's isle
Edmund: What room is
Dimitri in?
Alex: He's in the annex.
It's more private for him.
Edmund: Ok.
Take me to him.
Alex: Oh, yeah.
Be patient.
Edmund: No, I can't be
patient.
I just found out my brother's
alive.
Now I want to see him.
Alex: You will, you will.
Edmund: Fine, Alex.
You don't tell me, I'll find
somebody who will.
Alex: Well, they can't help
you.
He's not on the patient roster.
He's under an assumed name.
Edmund: You really covered
all your bases, didn't you?
Alex: Yes.
Dr. Silbert knows you're here,
and he'll advise us if there's
been any change in Dimitri's
condition.
Edmund: You know, all this
time I was -- I was grieving
for my brother and telling
the kids, and all this time
he was here, alive.
Alex: You do realize that
the disease has taken
a tremendous toll on him
Edmund: You said he was
getting better.
Alex: Another reason that
we've been so careful is that
the drug we're using hasn't been
approved by the FDA.
Edmund: Yeah, but he was
responding, right?
Alex: Well, yes,
there's been some improvement,
but it -- Dr. Silbert.
It's good of you to see us.
Dr. Silbert: Mr. Grey,
I apologize for the subterfuge.
Dr. Devane felt, and I agreed,
that given the severity
of your brother's condition,
we felt that it was important --
Edmund: I think you should
just take me to see my brother.
Dr. Silbert: Well,
he's sleeping at the moment.
Now, when he wakes up,
he's going to be disoriented,
agitated.
If you could wait just a few
more days --
Edmund: No!
I want to see my brother now.
Edmund: If you don't let me see
my brother, you haven't seen
angry.
And what's the penalty
for filing a phony death
certificate?
Alex: He was following
my instructions.
Edmund: Oh, that's great.
That's great.
The two of you in this together.
You're trying to find a cure
for my brother?
I wouldn't be surprised
if you were in there working
on some bogus medical experiment
using my brother as
a guinea pig.
Alex: You know that's not
true.
The procedure may be
experimental, but it's been
thoroughly researched.
Edmund: Look, Alex,
you want to do the right thing?
Let me see my brother.
Alex: I have to warn you
that what you see may shock you.
He's extremely weak.
Edmund: You just told me
he's alive.
You can't shock me.
Dr. Silbert: The medication
has partially restored his brain
function, but his responses may
often seem erratic,
inappropriate.
Edmund: That's fine, doc.
That's the Dimitri I know.
Alex: What we're trying
to say is that the restorative
effects of the drugs may just be
temporary.
Edmund: Ok, ok, I hear what
you're saying.
You're giving me the worst-case
scenario.
Bottom line -- my brother is
alive.
And that is enough for me.
Alex: Is it enough
for Dimitri, I wonder.
Can you just give me a few
minutes to get him prepared
for your visit?
Edmund: No.
Alex: All right.
Follow me.
Ryan: Becca.
Becca: Ryan. Hi.
Ryan: Hi.
Becca: Do you happen to have
a monkey wrench around here?
Ryan: Excuse me?
Becca: Yeah, the water valve
in the shower's stuck, and --
Ryan: Oh, oh, oh,
where's Scott?
Becca: Well, he ran out
for a second.
Ryan: And he left you here
all by yourself?
Becca: Yeah.
Well, to make a long story
short, why don't we get going
or this place is going to be
flooded.
Ryan: Ok, at your service.
Let's go.
Greenlee: Scott, you rotten
no-show -- hey! Hey.
Scott: Hi.
Greenlee: I was just about
to call you.
Scott: Where's my dad?
Greenlee: Out on the terrace
with the PHAT ladies.
Scott: Did somebody call
the ambulance?
Greenlee: Ambulance?
Scott: Yeah, I got a message
on my voice mail from Marian,
something about it being vital?
Greenlee: Getting your dad
accepted into some moldy old
league?
I'd die to get out, not in.
Scott: Greens, I'm not
getting any of this.
What are you --
Greenlee: Oh, Marina's
hosting a brunch to curry favor
with the blue-haired
blue bloods.
Give me a quiet street corner
in Beirut, but she
promised you as a party favor.
Scott: I don't believe this.
Greenlee: Oh, yeah,
the whole affair was a complete
snore.
I was counting on you to crank
things up, but the fun started
without you.
Tell me you have your video
camera.
Scott: It's out in the car.
Greenlee: Well, get it
and make sure it's loaded.
Scott: Taping the ladies who
brunch just doesn't really
do it --
Greenlee: Oh, no, no, no, no.
Forget about them.
This is your chance to tie a big
fat celluloid bow on
the Tad-Dixie romance.
Scott: Keep talking.
Greenlee: Are you ready
for this?
Tad crashed the party --
literally.
I mean, he's sitting there right
now.
He parachuted out of the sky
and landed on a big old tree.
He's hanging there like a puppet
on a string.
Scott: Keep him --
hold that pose --
Greenlee: Go, go.
Tad: Uh -- where the hell is
Stuart with that ladder?
Ma?
Opal: Yeah?
Tad: Tell the truth --
does this make me look fat?
This harness is killing me.
Brooke: Yes.
Opal: Oh, you want agony?
Try living half your life
in a girdle.
Tad: No, thank you.
Brooke: What demon possessed
you to jump out of a plane,
might I ask?
Liza: You know, borrowing
the plane did not entitle
you to jumping privileges.
Tad: I didn't jump.
It was an accident.
Liza: Yeah, well, I just
talked to Dixie.
She's on her way from
the airport.
Tad: How'd she sound?
Liza: How do you think?
Tad: Probably like she wants
to use me for a piņata.
Liza: Hmm.
Tad: Would somebody cut me
down from here, please?
Greenlee: There he is.
Paramedic: So,
what do you think, Frank?
You ever seen anything like
this?
Second paramedic: I've saved
cats from trees, kids
from burning buildings, but this
is a first.
First paramedic: Hey.
You're Tad Martin, that guy --
that guy from TV.
Second paramedic: Oh,
my wife's nuts about you.
Tad: Glad to hear it.
Tell you what --
you cut me down, I'll give
you an autograph, ok?
Paramedic: Oh, sure thing.
You got the ladder?
Second paramedic: I'm kitchen
duty.
You got all the equipment.
Tad: Guys, guys, listen,
far be it for me to break up
this charming moment,
but "EMT." Usually means
"Emergency, trust me."
This is an emergency.
Cut me down -- now.
Adam: There's an ambulance
in the driveway.
Liza, what's happened?
Liza: Ooh, um --
Adam: What in the devil are
you doing in my tree?
Tad: Waiting for the leaves
to turn.
Liza: I know that this
probably looks a little odd.
Adam: "Odd"?
You call it odd?
I call it diabolical.
Look what you're doing
to my tree!
I demand that you get down
from there --
Tad: Oh, for God's sake,
Adam, don't pop a vein, ok?
You're lucky I didn't land
on one of your guests.
Adam: They're not my guests.
Thank God.
Marian!
Ye Gods, there are more old
bones here than Pine vValley
cemetery.
You better get your husband down
from there before I call a tree
surgeon.
They don't use anesthesia.
Tad: Hi, honey.
Dixie: Are you all right?
Tad: Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Really.
Just hanging out.
I can see our house from here.
Dixie: That's fascinating.
Well, enjoy the view, darling.
Because tomorrow you'll die!
I'm used to your stunts.
Tad: Well, sweetheart,
technically it wasn't supposed
to be a stunt.
Dixie: Oh, oh.
Yes, that's right.
You were teaching me a lesson.
Tad: Yeah.
Dixie: Yes, that was
a wonderful lesson.
I got to watch you fall down
and down thousands of miles
to the earth.
That was very educational.
Do you want to know what
I learned?
Tad: That you love me more
than life itself?
Dixie: That you're a royal
jackass.
Greenlee: Scott, come on.
This is classic.
Scott: I got to get Becca --
Greenlee: No, while video
history passes you by?
No way. Come on.
Scott: Dixie --
Dixie: Scott!
Yes, perfect timing.
You know my husband,
the chimp who fell to earth?
Tad: Oh, my God.
He's got a video camera.
Scott: I'd like to get this
on tape, if it's ok?
Tad: It is not!
Dixie: It's a fabulous idea.
Roll 'em.
Smile, honey!
Show us your assets.
Becca: I'm so sorry you got
soaked.
Ryan: Oh, that's all right.
It's just water, right?
It'll wash off.
So what are you?
Is your dad a plumber
or something?
Becca: Why?
Ryan: Well, you're pretty
handy with a wrench.
Becca: Well, when you grow up
on a farm, you're good at fixing
things.
Ryan: Oh.
Well, whenever something went
wrong for me, I just called
the super.
Becca: I guess you'd be
useless in an emergency.
Ryan: Yeah, totally.
Becca: What are you going
to do when Y2K happens?
Ryan: Make sure I have
your phone number.
Becca: I'm sorry.
I must be invading your space.
Ryan: No, you're not,
not at all.
Not at all.
Becca: Well, did you come
home for lunch or something?
Ryan: No. No.
I came by --
I forgot some numbers I needed
for a sales meeting, and I don't
think the client's going to be
too impressed with the wet look.
Oh, yes.
Oh --
I must look like a drowned rat.
Becca: No, no, no, you --
actually, you remind me
of my big brother.
He was this scrawny scrap
of a thing until he hit
his teens and he just filled
out.
My mom says was God and milk.
Ryan: Hmm.
Well, God and milk must have
done something for you, too.
[Becca sneezes]
Ryan: Bless you.
Hey, hey, go get dressed before
you catch a cold.
Becca: Oh, well, where should
I go?
Ryan: Scott's room.
Becca: Which one is that?
Ryan: You mean he hasn't
given you the grand tour?
Becca: Uh-uh.
Ryan: Oh.
Down the hall, on the right.
Becca: Ok. Thanks.
Ryan: You're welcome.
Alex: Hi, sweetheart.
Dimitri: Huh.
My wife.
Alex: How are you feeling?
Dimitri: On top
of the world, Ma.
Alex: We've done another
work-up, and there's been some
improvement --
Dimitri: How --
Ed and Gill?
Alex: They love you very
much.
It's been very difficult to keep
this from them.
Dimitri: You must.
Alex: Yes, I know.
Dimitri: Promised.
Alex: I know, darling,
but since there's been
an improvement, I'm thinking
that it's only fair.
They would want to know.
Darling --
Dimitri: No.
Alex: You need them.
You need their support.
Dimitri: Not like this.
Can't see me like this.
Alex: Sweetheart, please --
Dimitri: No, not like this --
Alex: Oh, Dimitri,
Dimitri, let go, you're
hurting me.
Dimitri: Promise, promise --
Alex: Dimitri, you're
hurting me.
Dimitri: Promise me.
Alex: Darling, let go.
Dimitri: No, no, no, no --
Alex: Let go. Let go.
Edmund: Dimitri,
let her go --
[Kettle whistles]
Ryan: Hey.
I took you for a tea person.
Becca: Oh, here,
here, let me.
Ryan: Oh.
Becca: Now, if I were a mug,
where would I be?
Ryan: Yes, you got it.
Becca: Ok.
Ryan: Tea's right there, too.
Ok.
Becca: I found it just fine.
Ryan: Yes.
Becca: Oh!
Ryan: So, you and Scott
making progress?
On the video.
Becca: Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
We're almost in postproduction.
We've practically been living
at the station.
Ryan: Great.
Thank you for this.
Becca: Oh, you're welcome.
So what about you?
I haven't seen you around much
lately.
Ryan: Oh.
Well, I had to take a little bit
of personal time.
A friend's having a rough go.
Becca: Oh, yeah -- Hayley?
Gillian and I talk sometimes.
I know about the stuff
at the beach.
Ryan: Ah.
Becca: Yeah.
Ryan: Seems like the whole
world knows.
Becca: Well, I don't know
exactly what happened,
I mean, after Mateo
overheard us.
Ryan: Oh, life got very
complicated.
Becca: I'm sorry.
Ryan: It's not your fault.
Becca: Yes, it is.
If I hadn't asked Gillian
so many nosy questions,
everyone would be with the right
person.
Paramedic: Ok.
Tad: I got it.
Paramedic: If I pull --
Tad: I got it.
No, no, that's all right.
Paramedic: Wait.
Tad: I'll do it, I'll do it.
Paramedic: Up, up.
Tad: I'll -- I'll do it.
Paramedic: All right.
You checked out ok.
No broken bones.
Nothing hurts?
Tad: Just my pride.
Stuart: I'll put the ladder
back.
Paramedic: Now, the secret is
you sift the flower twice,
right?
Winifred: Twice.
It's the foolproof recipe
for the perfect tart.
Paramedic: Mmm.
Winifred: It's great.
Try this one.
Marian: Um -- excuse me.
Would anyone like one
of Winifred's scrumptious tarts?
Vanessa?
Or Millicent?
Millicent: No. Thank you.
Opal: Well, I think I might
take another --
oh well, never mind us poor
folk up in the cheap seats.
Tad: Um --
listen, I -- I want to thank
you guys, really, for cutting me
down.
And I meant what I said.
If there's ever anything I can
do for either one of you,
you let me know, ok?
Paramedic: Well, as a matter
of fact --
Tad: Oh!
Oh, right, right.
The autograph, terrific.
I'll just -- I'll get a little
cocktail napkin.
Paramedic: Actually,
I was hoping you could get me
tickets to Chef Larry?
Tad: Yeah.
That -- fine.
Just call me at the studio,
and I'll see what I can set up.
Would you please see if you can
find some scissors and cut me
out of this?
Dixie: Scissors?
You'd trust me with scissors?
Tad: That's my wife.
Likes to keep her husband tied
up in knots.
Dixie: Oh, yes.
That's because Tad here
is hilarious.
He's the life of the party.
Everybody loves Tad.
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
you are a big, fat stupidhead!
Tad: Let this be a lesson
to you --
you can't please all the people
all the time.
[Dimitri groans]
Alex: Take deep breaths.
Deep breaths, sweetheart.
[Groans]
Alex: It's all right.
You're going to rest now.
Everything's all right.
Ok?
Shh.
Alex: Oh.
He doesn't know his own strength
when he gets agitated.
Edmund: I'm sorry.
Alex: I wanted to tell you.
Edmund: I know.
Are you all right?
Alex: Hmm.
I'm fine.
He'll come around in a little
while.
Unfortunately, he won't remember
anything.
Edmund: What?
What do you mean?
Alex: Well, Edmund, there has
been some deterioration
in his motor skills,
in his short-term memory.
We're hoping that the treatment
will resolve some of that,
but there's no guarantees.
Edmund: I'll be here when
he wakes up.
Alex: Well, you can't.
You saw the way he reacted.
Edmund: You need help, Alex.
Alex: I have help.
Edmund: Alex --
Alex: I have an entire staff.
Edmund: I --
you can't handle this all
by yourself, ok?
Now, I know you love him,
and I know that you're his wife,
but he's my brother.
Alex: This is very difficult
for you to accept.
But the best thing you could do
for him is to walk out that door
and never come back.
Marian: Thank you,
Brooke and Phoebe.
We must do this again.
Millicent: Not in
my lifetime.
Vanessa: Oh, this brunch was an absolute embarrassment,
was it not?
Millicent: "Brunch"?
It was more like a three-ring
circus.
Marian: Oh, there you are!
Winifred will be serving Mimosas
momentarily.
Vanessa: Oh, dear.
Not on the terrace, one hopes.
Millicent: Actually,
I have another engagement.
Vanessa: Oh, so do I,
actually.
I'm meeting Palmer, and he does
so hate to be kept waiting.
Millicent: Oh, how like
a newlywed.
Call me.
We'll do lunch.
Vanessa: Absolute--
Marian, dear, just remember what
Oscar Wilde said -- "When people
are talking about you,
that's not bad.
It's only when they don't talk
about you."
Ciao.
Marian: Oh, Millicent,
can't you stay for just one
teeny, tiny Mimosa,
because Stuart's going to be
right back and I want to -- hmm?
Millicent: Give him
my regrets.
Adam?
Adam: Yeah.
Millicent: I'm so sorry
we didn't have a chance
for a proper visit.
Adam: Uh -- well, I'm sorry
for -- that I apologize
for the outburst.
It's just that Tad Martin
savaged a very special tree.
Liza: Special?
Adam: I had that tree
transplanted here from
my boyhood home.
Stuart and I used to climb
in it.
Millicent: I understand.
Marian: Stuart's a natural
when it comes to nature,
you know.
He talks to the trees
and they listen.
Millicent: Adam, I know
you're dreadfully overbooked,
but I was wondering if I could
entice you to join the board
of our society for the
preservation of historic
architectural treasures.
Adam: Millicent,
I'd be honored.
I --
Liza: Actually, Adam
and I have been very busy
with the baby and with work.
And I don't think we could
actually fit it in to our busy
schedule.
Marian: Oh, Millicent,
if there is an open chair
on your committee, might
I propose --
Millicent: I -- actually,
I was thinking of creating
a special honorary chair
for Adam.
We'll keep it warm until
your schedule lightens up.
Adam: Ah.
Millicent: Marian,
you've done it again.
I knew you would.
Marian: Thank you.
Millicent: Liza. Adam.
Liza: What are you doing?
Adam: Why are you pushing me?
Liza: What are you doing?
You know the reason she's doing
that brunch.
She's trying to get Stuart
on the board of that committee.
And of course, like every other
plan, it failed miserably.
Opal: Well, I got to say one
thing for you, honey --
you sure do know how to make
an entrance.
Tad: Glad you enjoyed
the show, Ma.
Opal: Yeah, well,
once my ticker got started up
again, that is.
Dixie didn't look any too
pleased, though.
Tad: Good.
Maybe she'll get the point.
Opal: What point?
Tad: Well before all the drama,
I was trying to convince her how
stupid it is to take unnecessary
risks.
Opal: What, by falling out
of an airplane?
Tad: I didn't mean to fall
out of the airplane.
It was an accident.
In any case, gambling
with her life is a hell of a lot
more frightening to me than that
parachute.
Opal: Oh, so you're still
scared about her getting
pregnant again, huh?
Tad: No, Ma.
I jumped out of the plane
because of her cooking.
Opal: Look, why don't I go
over and see Dixie and find out
if it's safe for you to go home.
Tad: No.
Thank you.
I don't need you to soften up
my wife.
I've got a lock on that job.
Opal: Oh, you do, do you?
Tad: Oh, yeah.
If all else fails, I'll just
resort to boyish charm.
These couldn't hurt, either.
Wish me luck.
Opal: Good luck.
You'll need it.
Edmund: I'm not leaving him
alone.
Alex: Your brother --
proudest man I've ever met.
The sheer force of his
personality.
He'd walk into a room and all
eyes would flash his way
because he demanded it.
He deserved it.
He was Dimitri Marick.
Pay attention.
And we all did.
But now --
Edmund: But now what?
He's ill, so we should just
forget him, just leave him?
Alex: Of course not.
But we have to respect
his wishes.
You know how painful this is
for him, for you to see him like
this?
Edmund: Well, he let you see
him.
Alex: But I was his doctor
before I was his wife.
Edmund: Well, he's just going
to have to get over it
because he's my brother and I'm
going to take care of him.
Alex: And I applaud that.
I do.
But, you know, it has been
my experience -- and I'm talking
now as a doctor, not just
as your sister-in-law --
that there are some people who
simply cannot make the
adjustment.
It's too fundamental to them --
who they were in the world.
They cannot make the transition.
Or they won't.
Edmund: Alex, I know
my brother, ok?
I know he's stubborn.
I know he's proud.
But we've been down this road
before.
We've had hard times and things
he's had to accept.
And he can do this.
I know he can.
Alex: Listen, you're going
to have to promise me that
you won't tell him I told
you this.
He wanted to kill himself.
He'd written letters to all
of you to be mailed in the event
of his death.
I still have them.
He was going to go off
to Vadzel, up some mountain
or whatever.
Edmund: Oh. Ok.
That's not -- ahem.
That's Dimitri.
Ok?
That is such a Dimitri move,
a grand final gesture,
which, by the way, was
for your benefit.
He was never really going
to do it.
Alex: Maybe, maybe not.
I have treated hundreds
of patients with fatal diseases,
and sometimes taking their own
life, it gives them back a sense
of control.
Edmund: I feel for you.
Ok?
I really do.
It's hard enough to be
his brother.
But the bottom line is I'm not
going to leave you alone here
to deal with this.
[Dimitri groans]
Dimitri: Edmund?
Liza: Ahem.
I've been to worse parties.
Marian: Oh, well,
that is a lie.
Liza: No.
Do you remember when
you orchestrated that scavenger
hunt for my 10th birthday?
You put a 44-dd bra on the list.
The kids never came back.
Marian: Liza, nothing you can
say right now is going to make
me feel any better.
Liza: What do you really
want?
Marian: Well, you saw the way
that Millicent toadied up
to Adam.
But she won't give me and Stuart
the time of day, and it's not
so much for myself.
It's for Stuart.
I really think he deserves
better.
Liza: Mother, Millicent
Greenlee is an insufferable
snob.
She's not worth all the upset.
Now, there is somebody who is
worth 10 Millicent Greenlee's.
And she's standing right behind
you.
And you should go and
you should -- you should make it
better.
Opal: Oh, a thousand pardons
for crashing your private tea
party, Marian.
Marian: Opal, I'm so sorry.
I really did want to include
you.
You see --
Opal: Yeah, but I know-
there was only room for one
Mrs. Palmer Cortlandt, and since
I no longer hold that dubious
title, I just -- I'm just
persona non grata.
That's Latin for
"ex-girlfriend."
Marian: Opal, please wait
a minute.
Opal, please wait!
Please.
You are the best friend that
I've ever had.
Opal: Yeah, until what?
Until somebody better came
along?
Is that it?
Get this straight, Marian -- do
not use me as a stepping stone.
You want to climb the social
ladder?
Well, fine.
Go right ahead, but find
somebody else to hold the ladder
for you!
Marian: Opal, please wait.
I need to explain to you that --
[door closes]
Stuart: Well, I don't know
about you, but I think that was
a pretty great party.
Everybody seemed to have
a really good time.
And -- when tad dropped in --
ooh! Ooh, boy!
That was something.
I'm sorry I messed up.
Marian: Oh, no, Stuart.
You did no such thing.
Stuart: I know how much
you wanted me to be on that
committee.
I --
what can I do to make you happy?
Marian: You can take me home.
You know why?
I think I've had just about
enough fun for one day.
Don't worry.
I'm going to be ok.
Stuart: Course you are.
Marian: I'm just upset.
Stuart: I know.
It's ok.
Marian: It was a disaster.
Stuart: Oh, no.
Marian: It was a disaster.
Tad: I'm home.
Dixie: Not for long.
Ryan: Becca?
Don't mess yourself up playing
"What if"
Hayley and Mateo's problems are
definitely not your fault.
Becca: But if I hadn't opened
my big mouth --
Ryan: Wait, wait, wait.
You didn't know Mateo was
listening.
And you tried to cover it up.
Not that it was your secret
to keep, so why don't you just
cut yourself a little bit
of a break?
Becca: Well, thanks.
Ryan: Hmm.
Becca: Well, I really hope
everything works out
for everybody, especially
you and Gillian.
Ryan: Thank you, but I think
it might be a little bit late
for that.
Becca: Well, you never know.
Things change.
People do, too.
Well, I got to get to work now.
Ryan: All right.
Becca: Ok.
Ryan: If you see Scott,
tell him he's a very lucky man.
Becca: No.
I'm the one that's lucky.
Bye.
Greenlee: Who knew?
Scott: What?
Greenlee: I always thought Tad
and Dixie were this
ultradull married couple.
But it just goes to show there's
a little Scott and Zelda
in everyone.
Scott: That's what you used
to call us.
Greenlee: Hmm.
Would you ever jump out
of a plane?
Scott: It's not on the top
of my list.
How about you?
Greenlee: I'd do anything
on a dare.
But you know that.
Remember that Sunday afternoon,
we jumped off the pier
into Santa Monica Bay?
Scott: How could I forget?
I got hooked by a fisherman.
I've still got the scar.
Greenlee: Where?
Scott: Right here.
Greenlee: Let me see.
Scott: Uh, I -- I got to take
this tape back to be edited,
with Becca,
Greenlee: Isn't she working
at the Glamorama?
Scott: Yeah.
She just started her shift.
Greenlee: I've been told
I have a good eye.
Let me help.
Scott: Sure. Why not?
Edmund: You know, if I wasn't
so glad to see you --
[Dimitri mutters]
Edmund: Hey.
Hey, this is not her fault.
Don't look at her that way, ok?
Dimi, you know me.
You know me.
I can't rest until I figure
everything out.
I followed her here, ok?
It's not her fault.
Dimitri: I want you to go.
Edmund: Not a chance.
Hey, come on.
I've finally got you where
I want you.
You can't say no to me.
[Dimitri breathes heavily]
Edmund: I'm going to take
care of you.
Dimitri: No!
Edmund: Forget no.
I love you.
Dimitri: No --
Edmund: Gillian loves you.
Everybody loves you, Dimitri.
Dimitri, this is a miracle.
You -- you're alive
and you're going to get better
and you're going to get --
Dimitri: Alex --
Edmund: Better than ever.
And we do it my way, ok?
We do it my way.
Dimitri: Stop --
Edmund: Let me take you home.
Dimitri: Him.
Alex: Edmund, Edmund --
Edmund: We'll put
you in the hunting lodge.
Dimitri: St --
Edmund: The west -
Dimitri: Him.
Alex.
Alex: All right.
Ok, all right, sweetheart.
Dimitri: Please --
Alex: All right, all right.
All right, shh.
All right, sweetheart.
Don't worry. Shh, shh.
Dimitri: Him!
Alex: Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh.
It's all right.
It's all right, sweetheart.
Shh, sh, shh. Ok.